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[Cheering]
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[Singing in native language]
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Ah ha!
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Back from the dead, assholes!
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[Ewoks screaming]
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[Laughs]
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Oh ho ho!
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Boba's got himself a lightsaber now!
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Oh ho ho ho ho!
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Make it two!
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Ooh, red and blue.
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When I put it together, what does it make?
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Purple rain!
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Oh, ho, no, he's gettin' away!
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What's this button here?
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Says "long-range missile."
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Couldn't possibly
- could it?
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[Laughs]
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Oh ho, and the quarterback is toast!
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Oh, Boba!
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Hey, hey, he got the girl.
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What's with all the clothing?
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Why don't you...
there's more comfortable.
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Right on.
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Oh, careful of the antenna, baby.
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And that would be the most awesomest thing
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to ever happen in the history of ever!
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Can somebody get me a sock?
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[Laughs evilly]
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[Mechanical breathing]
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[Laughs evilly]
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DVD-Rip and Synch by BaZi
www.divxplanet.com
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[laughs evilly]
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Hey, you're gonna be mad, Alfonso.
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I haven't had time to get it
cut, and my hair is whaaah!
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Don't worry!
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We will have you looking perfect, sir!
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[Laughs] Uh-oh!
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Look at you!
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You look crazy!
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I know. I look crazy.
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Well, let's get started.
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And how is the Empire coming along?
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Last time, you were very
excited about your Death Star.
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Let's just say we're
already building another one.
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Uh-oh!
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Yeah, I've got Vader on it.
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Ugh. Just saying his name stresses my ass!
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[Cell phone rings]
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ALFONSO: Uh-oh!
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Yeah?
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Turn your head for me, please.
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You lost them?
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Uh-oh!
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I-I can't hold your hand anymore, Vader.
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A hand I gave you, I might add!
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No! No! Shut up!
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Uh-oh!
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I-I-I got to
put you on hold!
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I just want to throw myself
in a hot bath and cry.
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Oh, no!
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You're looking for some guys?
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What about a bounty hunter?
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A what, now?
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You know, a guy who
looks for a guy for money.
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My sister's dating one.
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Alfonso, you're a lifesaver!
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What's your midichlorian count?
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Seriously, what do we need to do?
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We put an ad in the paper.
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Bounty hunters from everywhere
are looking, looking, looking,
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and then we got this guy!
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I like it.
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And I like where this is going!
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Well, you got the face for it!
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Fight fans!
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It's the Geonosian Separatist
Hot Pod Summer Championship!
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Championship!
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Kick it to the Geonosian
Arena this Saturday and Sunday.
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Sunday, Sunday.
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Featuring the 50,000 credit battle for
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the "Monster Beast Challenge Series."
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With Acklay!
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Monster Beast!
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Reek!
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Monster Beast!
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And Nexu!
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Taking on two
robe-clad, Force-mad,
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dead-eye Jedi warriors!
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Force mad!
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Tickets now at all holo-tron outlets
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and Geonosian Arena box office.
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This Saturday, 7:30 p.m.!
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Special show, Sunday 1:30!
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Bring the kids!
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Only at the Geonosian Arena.
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It's awesome, awesome, awesome!
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Luke, what's wrong?
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I just can't believe Ben's gone.
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Oh!
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Did the 80-year-old man
you just met yesterday die?
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I mean, sorry if I didn't notice.
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I was a little busy thinking
about my entire family
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and the other 2 billion
people from Alderaan
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who were just vaporized into
dust 'bout three hours ago.
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[Beeping]
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Gary, where is Jessica?
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Isn't today "Take Your
Daughter to Work Day?"
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(sighs) No one actually does that.
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Gary, you promised.
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Keep your head down, Jessica!
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Okay, daddy! Oh!
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Mr. Fuzzybottom!
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[Groans]
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Oh! Ugh!
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Ahhh! Ahh!
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[Panting] Here you go, baby.
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VADER: Who is this little girl?
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Oh! Lord Vader!
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Uh... it's "Take Your
Daughter to Work Day,"
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and I know, uh... you know,
I'm sorry for bringing her,
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but my wife says I never see her,
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and... and let's be
honest. She's right.
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Okay? She's right.
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Do you have kids?
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'Cause, I mean, they change your world.
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Oh, I'm probably gonna get
fired for this, but [bleep] it.
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I love my daughter.
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That really hits me where I live.
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What have you done with those plans?
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Gary here never sees his daughter
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because of people like you!
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[Bones snap]
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I'm so sorry you had to see that.
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Are you having fun, being
at work with your father?
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Mmmm.
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[Laughs]
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I know, I'm scary.
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These aren't the droids you're looking for.
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These aren't the droids we're looking for.
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Yes, they are.
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Move along.
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Move along.
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Daddy, you're not even trying!
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Baby, it is 165 degrees on this planet!
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I can't hear in this thing!
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I was just repeating what I
thought the guy was saying!
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It's not like it's my own mother[bleep]
Thought on the matter, okay?!
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[Crying]
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Hon...
oh!
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Baby!
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See?
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That's why I don't take my
daughter to jack [bleep].
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Make her tell us the
location of the rebel base.
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Good god, man!
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I'm a doctor, not a savage!
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This is a flu shot! Good day, sir!
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You will
make her...
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I said, "good day, sir!"
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What the...
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You trying to drown that kid?
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What are you injecting there?
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Is this the bloody Dark Ages?!
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Why don't you just throw
some leeches in there!
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Oh, nobody listen to Dr. Ball.
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He's just an old fool!
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She's lost the will to live?!
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What is your degree in, poetry?
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You sorry bunch of hippies.
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For god's sakes, don't
use the billions of dollars
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of medical equipment around us.
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Why don't we all just
get on our knees and pray?
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We don't have knees, you mother[bleep].
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Okay, kid, Mr. Ackbar here
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is ready to take this ad
campaign coast to coast.
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What have you come up with?
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[Knuckles crack]
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' Ackbar's fish sticks from the sea '
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' They cook so tender and flaky '
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' Whip some up for you and me '
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' To pass them up is a big mistakey '
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' Yeah '
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"Big mistakey"?
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It's a no, guys.
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[All groan] What? That's nuts.
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I think it works better
as an instrumental anyway.
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There's one.
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Set for stun.
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Ugh!
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He said stun.
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[Crying]
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It wasn't gonna hurt ya.
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He said stun.
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[Beeping]
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[Roars]
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[Screeches, gasps]
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[Beeping]
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[Alarm blaring]
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[Glug! Glug! Glug! Glug!]
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Whoo!
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Go to the Jedi Temple.
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Do what must be done.
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Mr. Skywalker.
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What's going on?
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All of you line up, oldest to youngest.
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What for, sir?
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Um... a treat.
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[Excited chattering]
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Um... everyone just, uh,
close your eyes real tight
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and put your fingers in your ears.
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No peeking.
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Mr. Skywalker, can my treat just be a hug?
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You can do this, Anakin.
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Just... just go to
your happy place.
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Oh, remember the fields of
Naboo, where you fell in love.
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Yeah.
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Yeah!
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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Oh, yeah!
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Oh, nature!
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I feel alive!
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Oh, yeah!
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Aah, hyah!
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Oh, I'm so in love.
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Aah, hyah!
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Ra-a-a-r!
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[Laughing] Where are you going?
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Come here.
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Yeah!
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Oh, yeah!
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That was nice.
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Anakin, I'm home!
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ANAKIN: Oh, good.
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I left you some fresh-cut
sunflowers on the dining table.
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Oh, Anie, that is so sweet of you...
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[glass shatters] [screams]
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Our forces are almost in place.
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[Engine revving]
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This is General Veers.
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Begin your attack.
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Yeeeee-haw!
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What the hell are you doing?
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Slow down.
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Ow!
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Ooh!
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Here they come!
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They're beautiful!
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You just passed them.
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You got to
tur... look out!
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[AT-AT squealing]
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Yeah!
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- That was awesome!
- That was fantastic!
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Whoo-hoo!
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General Veers, report on the attack.
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Uh, uh...
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- Ha ha!
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Whoo! I love this thing!
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This is it, mom.
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Everyone has a destiny, and
mine is just over that horizon.
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Krayt, listen to reason.
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The elders all say
it's just a never-ending
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ocean of desert out there.
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Oh, pishposh.
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What kind of cruel god
would create a whole planet
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defined by just one topographical feature?
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Why, that'd be as
ridiculous as a whole world
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made of nothing but ice, lava, or forest.
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No, sometimes you just
have to dig deep down
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inside yourself and
find the courage to say,
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look out, world.
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Here comes Krayt Dragon.
272
00:10:24,820 --> 00:10:26,811
What is thy bidding, my master?
273
00:10:26,889 --> 00:10:27,753
My bidding?
274
00:10:27,823 --> 00:10:30,553
How about I bid thee
to stop ramming the ship
275
00:10:30,626 --> 00:10:31,991
into [bleep] asteroid fields?
276
00:10:32,060 --> 00:10:32,890
Can you handle that?
277
00:10:32,961 --> 00:10:33,791
I'm trying.
278
00:10:33,862 --> 00:10:35,489
Yeah? Well, there is no try.
279
00:10:35,564 --> 00:10:37,896
There's do and there's [bleep]ing up royal.
280
00:10:37,966 --> 00:10:39,058
And you are [bleep]ing up royal,
281
00:10:39,134 --> 00:10:40,658
so I'm hiring bounty hunters to do the job.
282
00:10:40,736 --> 00:10:41,566
But
I...
283
00:10:41,637 --> 00:10:42,569
No buts. It's already ringing.
284
00:10:42,638 --> 00:10:43,935
You look so tiny down there,
285
00:10:44,006 --> 00:10:46,440
like a little mean pepper shaker.
286
00:10:46,508 --> 00:10:48,601
Sheila, hey, it's Palpatine.
287
00:10:48,677 --> 00:10:50,668
Listen, I need you to place
an ad for me, will you?
288
00:10:50,746 --> 00:10:53,544
Lmperial Emperor seeking bounty hunters to,
289
00:10:53,615 --> 00:10:56,812
um... to find and
locate... yeah,
290
00:10:56,885 --> 00:10:58,216
I guess that is the same thing.
291
00:10:58,287 --> 00:11:01,654
Okay, to locate the Millennium Falcon.
292
00:11:01,924 --> 00:11:03,186
She's typing.
293
00:11:03,258 --> 00:11:04,316
So all you see is my head, huh?
294
00:11:04,393 --> 00:11:05,257
Can you see this?
295
00:11:05,327 --> 00:11:07,693
Who-o-o-o-o-o-o-op!
Up!
296
00:11:07,763 --> 00:11:09,355
- Yes, I c...
- No, I'm here.
297
00:11:09,431 --> 00:11:10,261
Right.
298
00:11:10,332 --> 00:11:12,562
Oh, and be sure to mention
some kind of a reward.
299
00:11:12,634 --> 00:11:13,726
What? Oh, I don't know.
300
00:11:13,802 --> 00:11:15,497
How much do you think?
301
00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:18,095
Really? That seems a little high to me.
302
00:11:18,173 --> 00:11:19,037
No, I see your point.
303
00:11:19,107 --> 00:11:21,337
I tell you what, why don't we
just say "substantial reward"
304
00:11:21,410 --> 00:11:22,274
and leave it at that?
305
00:11:22,344 --> 00:11:23,538
Okay, thanks, Sheila.
306
00:11:23,612 --> 00:11:24,909
What?
307
00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:27,642
[Sighs] Sure. What's his name?
308
00:11:27,716 --> 00:11:29,411
Dengar?
309
00:11:29,484 --> 00:11:30,348
Sounds good.
310
00:11:30,419 --> 00:11:32,182
Yeah, no, we'll bring him in first thing.
311
00:11:32,254 --> 00:11:34,381
Okay. Okay, bye-bye.
312
00:11:34,456 --> 00:11:36,321
Sheila's husband's a bounty hunter.
313
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,586
I told her we'd give him a look-see.
314
00:11:39,728 --> 00:11:41,025
[Mechanical breathing]
315
00:11:41,096 --> 00:11:43,223
Bet that knee's starting to hurt.
316
00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:16,000
ANNOUNCER: Sally Johnson is
a real person, not an actor,
317
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:19,128
so to tell her story, we hired
the star of "Phantom Menace."
318
00:12:19,204 --> 00:12:22,662
I was driving down my street
when a truck hit me head-on.
319
00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:23,867
Osa-noes!
320
00:12:23,942 --> 00:12:25,375
There's a truck a-comin'!
321
00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:27,344
Aaaah!
322
00:12:27,412 --> 00:12:29,039
We's-a gonna die!
323
00:12:29,114 --> 00:12:29,944
Yes.
324
00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:32,381
I was fine, but the car was totaled.
325
00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:34,009
Whoo-ee patootie!
326
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:34,916
It's a mess!
327
00:12:34,987 --> 00:12:36,545
Got the engine over here,
328
00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:38,715
but the wheel for steerin' way over there!
329
00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:39,722
Aah!
330
00:12:39,791 --> 00:12:42,658
My agent at Gecko Insurance
sent me a check right away.
331
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:45,288
You-sa not even gonna believe this.
332
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,296
Ja wheh.
333
00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:47,457
We win da money.
334
00:12:47,532 --> 00:12:48,590
We win da money!
335
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,567
Wha-aaaah! Whoa!
336
00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:53,537
Um, I think I was explaining
it better than he was.
337
00:12:53,605 --> 00:12:56,403
Gecko... real
help. Real money.
338
00:12:56,475 --> 00:13:00,002
Me-sa thinks me broke me bombad spine!
339
00:13:00,078 --> 00:13:01,739
Did... did
they say cut?
340
00:13:02,581 --> 00:13:03,479
Bounty hunters?
341
00:13:03,548 --> 00:13:04,708
We don't need their scum.
342
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:06,751
My brother's a bounty hunter, Gareth.
343
00:13:11,056 --> 00:13:13,320
There will be a substantial reward
344
00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:16,793
for whoever captures the Millennium Falcon.
345
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,830
Is he paying attention?
346
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,056
[Mechanical breathing]
347
00:13:23,168 --> 00:13:25,830
[Horn sounds, crowd cheering]
348
00:13:25,904 --> 00:13:27,531
Can't wait to get started, right, fellas?
349
00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:29,039
Got to hunt that bounty,
but the bounty's in the hunt,
350
00:13:29,107 --> 00:13:29,971
I always say.
351
00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:31,009
Tricks of the trade,
trade secret...
352
00:13:31,076 --> 00:13:32,509
disintegration devices.
353
00:13:32,577 --> 00:13:33,475
D-guns, D-bombs,
D-missiles.
354
00:13:33,545 --> 00:13:34,910
I'm the disintegration machine.
355
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,311
Want a guy disintegrated,
get me integrated.
356
00:13:36,381 --> 00:13:37,348
That's Dengar's motto.
357
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:38,883
I want them alive.
358
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,350
No disintegrations.
359
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:41,317
As you wish.
360
00:13:41,386 --> 00:13:43,286
Aw, shucks.
361
00:13:43,355 --> 00:13:44,617
See you at the finish line, a-hole.
362
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,419
- Where my keys?
- Best bounty hunter in the league.
363
00:13:46,491 --> 00:13:47,515
Better stop soft-shoeing boss.
364
00:13:47,592 --> 00:13:48,923
We are bounty hunters!
365
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:53,991
I got to say, Boba, this
is one beauty of a ship.
366
00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:56,000
I'm not crazy about the name, though.
367
00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:58,262
I've made a deal that will keep the Empire
368
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,328
out of our affairs forever.
369
00:14:04,242 --> 00:14:05,504
[Roars]
370
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:12,474
We'd be honored if you could join us.
371
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,765
[Grumbling]
372
00:14:31,870 --> 00:14:35,931
[Slurping]
373
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,805
C-can I get a little more water?
374
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:38,843
- What?
- Nothing!
375
00:14:38,910 --> 00:14:42,073
[Clears throat] I just
asked for more water.
376
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,248
Hmm?
377
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:47,580
Keek!
378
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:48,883
[Growls]
379
00:14:49,287 --> 00:14:50,652
Peow!
380
00:14:50,822 --> 00:14:53,416
[Blowing]
381
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:55,890
[Imitates creaking]
382
00:14:56,261 --> 00:14:57,455
[Growls]
383
00:14:57,529 --> 00:14:59,019
So, how we doing?
384
00:14:59,097 --> 00:15:00,621
Leia, how's the soup?
385
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,496
You ever had soup this good?
386
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:04,262
Yes, on Alderaan.
387
00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:09,399
Hey, Princess, let
it g-o-o-o-o-o-o.
388
00:15:11,009 --> 00:15:12,442
"Oh, help me.
389
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:13,637
We're a peaceful planet."
390
00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:15,373
"You may fire when ready."
391
00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:18,974
Ka-bo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-om!
392
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:19,881
Big laser.
393
00:15:19,951 --> 00:15:21,509
[Imitates gunfire]
394
00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:23,645
Alderaan chunks everywhere.
395
00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:26,520
Psheeeew!
396
00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:32,462
Anyone, uh...
anyone got a joke?
397
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:33,498
I've got one.
398
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:37,433
Who's got two thumbs and
betrayed his best friend?
399
00:15:37,502 --> 00:15:38,833
This guy!
400
00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:40,166
[Laughs]
401
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:43,041
Uh, too soon?
402
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:45,872
Well, it's been a time and a half.
403
00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:49,880
But... [yawns] lot
of torturing to do.
404
00:15:49,948 --> 00:15:51,882
A-broo-boo-boo.
405
00:15:51,950 --> 00:15:53,941
Do-de-da-le-do-do.
406
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,180
Aroooo!
407
00:15:56,955 --> 00:15:58,889
Hi. Have you or someone you know
408
00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:01,050
been permanently handicapped by a Jedi?
409
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:05,153
If so, call me, Bob
Goldstein, at Naboo-5-SUE-JEDI.
410
00:16:05,230 --> 00:16:07,528
I'll get you the money you deserve fast.
411
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:18,471
I have over 10 years experience,
412
00:16:18,543 --> 00:16:20,067
and I'm ready to work for you.
413
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,113
At last we will have our revenge.
414
00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:23,169
You call now.
415
00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:25,077
I love you.
416
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,310
I know.
417
00:16:26,384 --> 00:16:27,646
[Moans]
418
00:16:27,719 --> 00:16:29,550
That I did not know.
419
00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:32,788
Leia and the Wookiee must
never again leave this city.
420
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:34,826
That was never a condition
of our arrangement,
421
00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:36,986
nor was giving Han to this bounty hunter.
422
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:38,495
I have altered the deal.
423
00:16:38,563 --> 00:16:41,361
Pray I don't alter it any further.
424
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,458
This deal's getting worse all the time.
425
00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:47,494
Furthermore, I wish you to
wear this dress and bonnet.
426
00:16:47,572 --> 00:16:49,335
This was never a condition
of our arrangement.
427
00:16:49,407 --> 00:16:50,635
I have altered the deal.
428
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:53,303
Pray I don't alter it any further.
429
00:16:53,378 --> 00:16:55,539
This deal's getting worse all the time.
430
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:56,911
Here is a unicycle.
431
00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:58,882
You will ride it wherever you go.
432
00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:01,350
What? I'm not riding no [bleep] unicycle!
433
00:17:01,419 --> 00:17:02,818
I have altered the deal.
434
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:04,947
Pray I don't alter it any further.
435
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:07,685
This deal is getting worse all the time!
436
00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:10,523
Also, you are to wear these clown shoes
437
00:17:10,595 --> 00:17:12,119
and refer to yourself as Mary.
438
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,562
Oh [bleep] you, man!
439
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:14,690
I'm not doing it!
440
00:17:14,766 --> 00:17:16,131
I have altered the deal.
441
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,829
Pray I don't alter it any further.
442
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:22,169
This deal...
443
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,868
is very fair, and I'm
happy to be a part of it.
444
00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:28,309
[Shoe squeaks]
445
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,950
Join me, and together
we can rule the galaxy
446
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,885
as father and son.
447
00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:39,185
Father and son?
448
00:17:39,257 --> 00:17:40,485
Huh.
449
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:44,120
' Think of all the time we wasted '
450
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:47,188
' So many plans we never made '
451
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,161
Okay, don't let go.
452
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,395
Don't let go, dad.
453
00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:53,960
Don't...
don't let go.
454
00:17:54,906 --> 00:17:56,237
I'm doing it! Whoo!
455
00:17:56,308 --> 00:17:57,172
I'm doing it!
456
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,072
I'm doing it!
457
00:17:58,143 --> 00:17:59,167
Dad!
458
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,404
Yeah!
459
00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:04,244
[Dance music plays]
460
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:07,808
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
461
00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:09,979
' Crack, jam, take it down, slam it '
462
00:18:10,055 --> 00:18:12,319
' Pick it back up, but
don't forget to ram it '
463
00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:15,217
' I make the rounds, then I double back '
464
00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:17,853
' 'Cause I'm doubling twice around '
465
00:18:17,929 --> 00:18:20,489
' I make the rounds, then I double back '
466
00:18:20,565 --> 00:18:22,157
' 'Cause I'm doubling twice around '
467
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:25,032
' I make the rounds '
468
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,164
Father and son.
469
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,266
Wh-wh-aaaaah!
470
00:18:32,110 --> 00:18:34,010
- Aah!
- What?
471
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:36,775
Oh, I said, aah, I can't
believe this apartment's
472
00:18:36,848 --> 00:18:37,780
priced so low.
473
00:18:37,849 --> 00:18:40,477
It's got a washer and dryer, central air.
474
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:42,417
What does this do?
475
00:18:42,487 --> 00:18:43,886
You know, I'm not quite sure.
476
00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:45,513
Uh, garbage disposal?
477
00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:48,919
Aaah!
478
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:50,962
Well, apparently it does nothing.
479
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:52,553
How's the cable in this place?
480
00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:54,792
Crystal clear satellite TV.
481
00:18:54,866 --> 00:18:56,493
Aah! Ugh!
482
00:18:56,568 --> 00:18:57,398
[Scoffs]
483
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,299
Cloud City.
484
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,531
More like Crap City if you ask me.
485
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,069
I'll have the calamari.
486
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:05,837
Well, I guess I'll have
the insensitive bitch,
487
00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:07,104
with a side of [bleep] you.
488
00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:09,171
Aaaaah!
489
00:19:09,247 --> 00:19:10,805
Hello! Meant to do it.
490
00:19:10,882 --> 00:19:12,008
Thank goodness.
491
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:13,641
I thought I was doing this
492
00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:15,913
thousand years of digestion alone.
493
00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:17,215
How did you fall in?
494
00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:18,278
What? Fell in?
495
00:19:18,356 --> 00:19:20,381
Ha ha! Volunteered, more like it.
496
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:21,516
You should've seen it.
497
00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:23,288
You would've dug it the most.
498
00:19:23,361 --> 00:19:24,658
I was flying around with my jet pack,
499
00:19:24,729 --> 00:19:26,060
just smokin' rebels with my laser.
500
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:27,189
Ba-boom
ba-boom ba-boom.
501
00:19:27,265 --> 00:19:28,698
Han Solo was all, "hey, wait."
502
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,132
And I'm like, "oh, I've been waiting
503
00:19:30,201 --> 00:19:31,600
for this for a long time, Solo."
504
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:32,500
Ba-bang!
505
00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:35,300
The big, bad Wookiee
be growling in hell now.
506
00:19:35,373 --> 00:19:37,534
I even put one between Skywalker's eyes,
507
00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:39,577
right between those pretty baby blues.
508
00:19:39,644 --> 00:19:41,134
But then Jabba the Hutt was all,
509
00:19:41,212 --> 00:19:43,840
"oh, no, this guy's too badass, man."
510
00:19:43,915 --> 00:19:45,712
So then 80 Jedi showed up.
511
00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:47,445
I took out about 67 of them,
512
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,953
but then 20 dudes finally flanked me.
513
00:19:50,021 --> 00:19:51,488
And I was like, "you know what, kids?
514
00:19:51,556 --> 00:19:54,218
It's been real, daddy-o, but I'm
not giving you the pleasure."
515
00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:56,021
So I jumped into the pit myself.
516
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:57,584
On the way down, I was thinking,
517
00:19:57,662 --> 00:19:59,152
maybe I should have left 'em a party favor.
518
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:02,131
Oh, I did... a thermo
detonator right up their ass.
519
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,030
Ba-boom!
520
00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:04,398
Oh, that's awesome.
521
00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,528
At least you didn't go out like a punk.
522
00:20:06,604 --> 00:20:07,434
Yeah.
523
00:20:07,505 --> 00:20:09,405
Oh, 'cause I looked like a badass.
524
00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:10,304
[Sniffles]
525
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:12,343
[Sobbing]
526
00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:13,240
Are you crying?
527
00:20:13,311 --> 00:20:15,176
No. Huh?
528
00:20:15,246 --> 00:20:16,338
That's funny.
529
00:20:16,414 --> 00:20:17,574
[Sniffles]
530
00:20:17,649 --> 00:20:19,310
Da-da-da
daaaaa-da.
531
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,181
Da-da-da
daaaaa-da.
532
00:20:21,252 --> 00:20:22,412
I'm okay.
533
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,079
Welcome, my master.
534
00:20:25,156 --> 00:20:26,282
The Death Star
construction...
535
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:27,450
Yeah, great. Fine. Whatever.
536
00:20:27,525 --> 00:20:29,083
That flight was a [bleep] nightmare, man.
537
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,252
My stupid tray table broke,
538
00:20:30,328 --> 00:20:32,888
and I ended up with a gallon
of coffee in my crotch.
539
00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:35,125
It's like dunking my wang in hot lava,
540
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,259
something you have some
experience with, I guess, huh?
541
00:20:37,335 --> 00:20:38,267
- Right?
- Yes.
542
00:20:38,336 --> 00:20:39,166
Ha ha!
543
00:20:39,237 --> 00:20:40,204
Is that yours?
544
00:20:40,271 --> 00:20:41,499
No, for the hundredth time,
545
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,598
that's that same stupid black bag.
546
00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:45,108
Mine doesn't have a stripe.
547
00:20:45,176 --> 00:20:47,770
It's like that stripy bag is mocking me.
548
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:49,711
[Bleep] you, stripy bag.
549
00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:51,908
Well, my suitcase is gone.
550
00:20:51,983 --> 00:20:53,883
Sacrificed to the airport gods.
551
00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:56,716
Now I'm here for two [bleep]
Weeks with one [bleep] robe.
552
00:20:56,788 --> 00:20:59,086
All right, now it's sticking
to me like a wet Kleenex.
553
00:21:00,024 --> 00:21:01,787
Wow, for real?
554
00:21:02,527 --> 00:21:05,792
Yeah, guess I'll just
be killing myself, then.
555
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:07,331
Good chair, good chair.
556
00:21:07,399 --> 00:21:08,423
Nice lumbar support.
557
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,628
Great view of... utter blackness.
558
00:21:11,703 --> 00:21:13,762
[Air-conditioning humming]
559
00:21:13,838 --> 00:21:16,636
Oh, for... I'm right under
the air-conditioning vent.
560
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:18,699
And the chair's bolted to the floor?
561
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:19,903
Who's the
brainiac...
562
00:21:19,978 --> 00:21:22,105
Hey, Crayola, help me shut this vent.
563
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:25,081
Yeah, reach up there with
your Staff of Ra and...
564
00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:29,450
[air gusting]
565
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:31,318
Hey, want to see me tempt fate?
566
00:21:31,389 --> 00:21:33,050
Could this day get any worse?
567
00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:35,490
I did it ironically, so I think I'm safe.
568
00:21:37,695 --> 00:21:39,253
What are you doing? Put me down.
569
00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:40,991
Aaaah!
570
00:21:41,065 --> 00:21:44,796
[Chickens clucking "Star Wars" theme]
571
00:22:12,130 --> 00:22:13,529
Convene all ships on Endor.
572
00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:14,758
I want the moon obliterated
573
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,858
and the Rebels wiped from
the face of the galaxy.
574
00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:17,959
Sorry, sir.
575
00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:19,060
Actually, we can't.
576
00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:20,229
The Rebels have won.
577
00:22:20,305 --> 00:22:21,932
What do you mean, they won?
578
00:22:22,006 --> 00:22:23,997
We have tens of thousands of ships.
579
00:22:24,075 --> 00:22:25,667
- We... we control
countless worlds. - Yeah.
580
00:22:25,743 --> 00:22:27,370
We have millions of troops at our disposal.
581
00:22:27,445 --> 00:22:29,777
But they just blew up the second Death Star
582
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,372
and killed the Emperor.
583
00:22:31,449 --> 00:22:32,279
So?
584
00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:33,612
So, that means they won.
585
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,084
How does that mean they won?
586
00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:37,519
They blew up the first
Death Star years ago,
587
00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:38,556
and the fighting continued.
588
00:22:38,623 --> 00:22:40,250
Yes, but they didn't kill the Emperor.
589
00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:41,292
They had to do both.
590
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:42,485
We can't fight back?
591
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:43,857
No. Sorry.
592
00:22:43,928 --> 00:22:45,190
This is the end of the Empire.
593
00:22:45,263 --> 00:22:46,093
Really?
594
00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:48,530
Yeah, 'fraid so.
595
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,828
That's it, then.
596
00:22:49,901 --> 00:22:51,459
What do we do now?
597
00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:54,232
I guess we can go get a massage.
598
00:22:54,305 --> 00:22:55,533
Let's do that.
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