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I just hope it doesn't cause any
permanent damage.
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- How long have you been here, anyway?
- A while.
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- You missed your prom?
- Yeah.
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The thing is, when I made that bet--
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There he is. It's Freddie.
He's wearing a tux.
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What's up? I met a whole other
person inside of you.
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There's a whole other person
inside of both of us.
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Would the whole other person...
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...like to dance?
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Yes.
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- Morning, sweetie!
- Daddy!
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- Why are you in here?
- Why am I in here?
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It's her birthday, Dad.
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Happy birthday, sweetie.
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- What's that buzzing sound?
- I just need a minute, here.
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Maybe it's that construction.
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Where's my little angel?
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Happy birthday, honey.
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Grandma? Grandpa?
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Rosco!
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Rosco, go.
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- Hello.
- Father O'Flannagan?
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I brought your special friends
from the center!
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- Happy birthday!
- Janey's making faces.
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It smells in here.
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Okay, make a wish, dear.
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No.
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Let's begin now.
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This isn't a typical high school.
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At John Hughes, there are no cliques,
no exclusive social groups.
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You're accepted for you,
not who you hang out with.
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We'll divide into groups
so you can get to know your peers.
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Let's get all you jocks
in one group...
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...and get you slutty girls
over here by me.
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Hey, how you doing?
Welcome.
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You losers should
hang out in the back.
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That clearly includes you.
Come on, get back there.
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Take a look at the kid
standing beside you.
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They're your only friends
for the next four years.
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Okay, let's move it, people!
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- You need to start dating.
- I don't date. You know that.
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Janey, you know Dad's rule.
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I can't have sex before you.
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I don't conform to
typical high-school norms.
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I read Sylvia Plath,
listen to Bikini Kill and eat tofu.
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- I'm a unique rebel.
- More like you're a lesbo.
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Mitch, leave your sister alone.
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Thank you, Daddy.
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If Janey wants to be a rug-muncher,
that's her decision.
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Go! Fight! Win!
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Nice combination, Crissy!
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I've been meaning to get that fixed.
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Later, Dad.
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Hey, I'll be late to pick you up.
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Why? A job interview?
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No, honey.
I'll probably just be way too drunk.
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That's good.
No drinking and driving.
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Oh, I'll be driving.
I'll just be too drunk to remember.
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Okay. Bye, Daddy.
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Bye, pumpkin-head.
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- Oh, my God!
- Get out of the road!
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Oh, my God, it's Jake.
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- Hi, stud.
- Hi, Jake.
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- I love that thing with his eyebrows.
- Those sideburns.
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Oh, my God, there's Jake.
He's so popular.
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He just looked at me.
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- Here. You can keep it.
- Tiff.
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Hi, Jake. It's all wet.
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Melanie.
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Hey, Jake.
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Hey, Arthur.
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Here's Ricky!
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Hey, Ricky.
How was your weekend?
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Friday night I stood
outside your window in the rain...
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...screaming your name.
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Then I spent Saturday and Sunday
making you this great...
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...I've-been-desperately-trying-
to-tell-you-that...
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...I'm-madly-in-love-with-you...
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...mix tape for your birthday.
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A mix tape?
That's so sweet, Ricky.
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See you in English.
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Catch you guy later.
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What happening?
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Damn, Shorty, Dog is pretending
to be Asian and shit.
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That cracker is white!
Can't he see that, yo?
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Did you get any action this weekend?
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- I visit grandfather.
- I played with my sisters.
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We're pathetic.
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How will we ever lose our virginity
by graduation?
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- We're freshmen.
- What's with the attitude?
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- Not easy to get lucky here.
- Girls are sensitive.
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They're not looking for sex.
They're looking for love.
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Love me! Harder!
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Amanda Becker.
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She is so perfect.
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Keep dreaming.
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What's up, Reggie Ray?
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I can't wait until Friday's game.
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What about your head? You have
a blood clot the size of a grapefruit.
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Five more concussions and you'll die.
You should take it easy.
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- Don't listen to him.
- Austin.
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Mr. Not-First-String-Anymore,
isn't first-string anymore.
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We know what happened last time
Jake called the plays.
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And now, our hometown hero...
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...first-string quarterback,
Jake Wyler!
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Malik, could you hold these books?
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Sure. Why not?
I am the token black guy.
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I smile, stay out of
the conversation...
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...and say things like "Damn,"
"Shit," and "That is whack!"
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What's she doing here?
She graduated four years ago.
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- Hi, Jake.
- Catherine.
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Can I ask you a question?
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Why is it when I tell a guy
to put it anywhere...
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- ...they always stick it in my ass?
- Damn!
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Way too much information.
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Oh, no. Too much information
would be telling you...
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...that after they're done
I take a huge dump.
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Shit!
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On their chest.
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Oh, that is whack!
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Priscilla, there you are.
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Jake, I need some
T-to-the-fourth-power-Y.
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Some time to talk to you.
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God.
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It made sense to me, Priscilla.
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You're leaving me for this guy?
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I'm sorry, Jake.
We met over spring break.
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I'm not ordinary.
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00:10:03,813 --> 00:10:06,357
You're leaving me for this guy?
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00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,526
His name is Les...
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00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:12,321
...and he's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
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And so is his bag.
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Janey Briggs,
please report to the office.
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Janey Briggs,
please report to the office.
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Being a foreign exchange student
is scary...
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...adjusting to a new school,
a new country.
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00:11:01,746 --> 00:11:05,374
But you'll find that the students
are very accepting.
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00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:10,338
You have a sunny disposition.
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00:11:12,590 --> 00:11:13,674
You got your schedule?
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00:11:23,225 --> 00:11:24,643
Well, isn't that wonderful?
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Janey, come in.
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This is Areola,
our foreign exchange student.
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00:11:30,983 --> 00:11:33,944
Janey will show you
to your first class.
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Hi.
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00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:43,871
I like your backpack.
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00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:54,507
Dude, I heard there's an undercover
reporter posing as a student.
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00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,801
Dude, no way, dude.
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00:11:57,009 --> 00:12:00,346
Do you know where
Mr. Keller's English class is?
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- Down the hall, on your left.
- Sweet, dude.
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00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:08,521
For the thousandth time, I said,
"Swallow that thing."
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00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,564
Am I right?
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00:12:14,819 --> 00:12:18,114
How could Priscilla dump me,
Jake Wyler?
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Who does she think she is?
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I got two words for you, Jake:
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Prom queen, material.
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Austin, she's an illusion.
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You take away the makeup,
the clothes...
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...the way she wears her hair,
the smell of her perfume...
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...that cute face she makes
when she's tonguing my balls....
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Look, she's replaceable.
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Given the right look,
the right boyfriend...
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- ...any girl could be prom queen.
- I smell a bet.
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Jakey, Jakey,
about to make a big...
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...mistakey.
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I'll pick the most
hopeless girl at this school...
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00:13:01,449 --> 00:13:05,077
...and I'll bet that you
can't turn her into prom queen.
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00:13:05,286 --> 00:13:06,912
You're on, Austin.
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I'll bet you lose that bet...
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...but learn a much more
valuable lesson, and win.
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In life, that is.
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You're both on.
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All right.
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Let's find you a prom queen,
Mr. Let's-Find-Me-A-Prom-Queen.
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What about her?
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Baby's got back.
Hunch, that is.
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No, way too easy.
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I have no pigment
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Any girl with a guitar is hot.
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I need sunscreen
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Even a hippie albino.
She could be prom queen.
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What about the Fratelli sisters?
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So they're slightly disfigured
and connected.
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But combined, those two make up
one pretty decent chick.
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- I'd do them!
- I know, Reggie Ray.
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I'm looking for somebody
really messed up.
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I'm talking about a real shitbomb.
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00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:07,681
Well, bombs away.
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00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:12,811
No, no, no, anyone but her!
Not Janey Briggs.
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00:14:13,521 --> 00:14:16,607
Guys, she's got glasses
and a ponytail.
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She's got paint on her overalls!
What is that?
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There's no way
she could be prom queen.
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Damn, that shit's whack.
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Aim for the head!
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Can you imagine
what they do in there?
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Holy cow.
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00:14:48,472 --> 00:14:51,809
Guys, get your heads
out of the gutter.
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It's a locker room.
It's no sexier in there...
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...than it is in here.
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Molly, can you help me
take off my panties?
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00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,946
Hold on, I've got lotion
on my hands.
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00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:07,241
That's okay.
You can just use your mouth.
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00:15:15,583 --> 00:15:17,042
Thanks, Miss Peters.
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00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:18,752
So...
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00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:22,840
...who would like to share their poem
with the class?
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00:15:25,134 --> 00:15:28,137
Mr. Keller? Over here.
Right here. Please.
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00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:29,388
Anyone?
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00:15:29,597 --> 00:15:31,974
Please pick me.
I'm the one.
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Yes...
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...Ricky.
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- "Ten Things I Love About Janey."
- Oh, not again.
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By Ricky Lipman.
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I love it when Janey talks
I love it when Janey walks
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I love it when Janey drinks
I love it when Janey blinks
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I love it when Janey says hi
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00:16:03,047 --> 00:16:06,925
I love it when Janey says
"See you in English"
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I love following Janey to the mall
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And I love collecting strands
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Of Janey's hair
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And rolling them up
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Into little Janey hairballs
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00:16:40,793 --> 00:16:45,547
Thank you, Ricky,
for that interesting poem.
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- I'm not sure we should be doing this.
- Quiet. I hear them.
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00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:54,556
I can't believe
what we just did, Molly.
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It was a once-in-a-lifetime experience
that will never happen again.
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Shit, we missed it.
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00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,189
Let's keep going.
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00:17:04,108 --> 00:17:07,111
Hey, I found a buffalo nickel!
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Jackpot.
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Girl go pee-pee
not what I want to see-see.
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I agree-gree.
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Would you two please try and be
a little open-minded?
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Class, let's open our books
and continue with our poetry lesson.
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You know what I think about poetry?
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Oh, is that amusing?
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00:17:38,392 --> 00:17:41,645
Is that what your generation
considers humor?
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This make me kind of happy in pants.
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Goodness.
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00:18:00,164 --> 00:18:03,333
That make me kind of sad in pants.
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00:18:04,209 --> 00:18:07,087
Shakespeare, Molière...
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...Oscar Wilde.
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These were humorists.
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I'm gonna be sick.
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00:18:16,013 --> 00:18:20,517
The sublime poetic genius
of a clever turn of phrase.
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00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:22,686
That is true comedy.
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00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:24,855
Heavens to Betsy.
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Your modern, moronic, feeble-minded,
sophomoric excuse for wit...
247
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,576
...is merely a parade of nasty...
248
00:18:38,994 --> 00:18:40,162
...filthy, vulgar...
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00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,249
...human excrement!
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00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,390
Excuse me.
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00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:16,114
- Hey, Janey. What's up?
- Excuse me?
252
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:20,118
Ever want to be
the most popular girl in school?
253
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,329
Anorexic, superficial?
254
00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:24,665
A whore who lacks any real
long-term goals?
255
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:27,751
Exactly.
256
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:31,713
If you're interested,
I thought we could go out sometime.
257
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:33,215
Be seen in public.
258
00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:37,761
- We haven't spoken in four years.
- Actually, more like six.
259
00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:41,348
That time when we were
in line at that theater...
260
00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:44,226
...I was actually saying "hey"
to the person behind you.
261
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:56,029
We're down a cheerleader for Friday's
game against North Compton...
262
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,407
...and that squad always tries
to bring it.
263
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,743
- Bring what, Priscilla?
- Bring it.
264
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:04,496
Right, but what is "it"?
265
00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:07,332
It's just what they bring, okay?
266
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,555
New girl.
267
00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:27,352
I'm Sandy Sue.
It is simply swell to meet all of you.
268
00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:30,439
Peachy.
You brought a routine?
269
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:31,940
Oh, you bet.
270
00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:35,986
Give me an H
Give me a U
271
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:40,741
Give me a giant pussy-licking,
ass-fucker cock shit!
272
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,831
I'm sorry.
That was my Tourette's.
273
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:50,876
I don't know about her.
274
00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:55,881
Okay. Let's get one thing straight.
This isn't a cheerocracy.
275
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,591
I am the cheertator.
276
00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:01,720
I make the cheercisions,
I will deal with the cheeronsequences.
277
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:06,600
If there are no more cheeruptions,
we can cheertinue.
278
00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:08,894
Thank you.
279
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:15,525
Grandpa stuck a finger in my ass!
Cum face!
280
00:21:17,527 --> 00:21:20,322
She'll cheer do.
Great.
281
00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:24,618
Goddamn it, let's go now!
Thirty-two draw!
282
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:28,288
Goddamn it!
Let's show some goddamn hustle!
283
00:21:28,497 --> 00:21:32,042
Look alive out there!
This isn't a goddamn tryout!
284
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,628
- Goddamn it!
- Blue 21! Hut!
285
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:36,338
What the hell?
286
00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:39,007
Nobody's covering that hole!
287
00:21:39,216 --> 00:21:42,052
Goddamn it!
Let's do it again!
288
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:46,390
Marty! Marty! Marty!
289
00:21:47,140 --> 00:21:49,393
All right, Marty.
290
00:21:51,395 --> 00:21:53,897
- Get your ass in there.
- You sure?
291
00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:56,525
Just go, goddamn it.
292
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,944
Wyler, we got this wrapped up.
293
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:02,447
All you gotta do is run out the clock.
294
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,036
For God's sakes,
don't try anything fancy!
295
00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:09,788
Goddamn it.
296
00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,418
Listen, boys.
297
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:17,087
We got time for one more play.
298
00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:20,590
- I say we get the ball to Marty.
- Damn.
299
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:23,593
No, I'm just happy
being on the field.
300
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:28,223
Coach reckons we should take a knee.
We're up 42-0.
301
00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:30,600
I don't care what coach reckons.
302
00:22:30,851 --> 00:22:33,395
You can't go through life
being scared.
303
00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:36,940
If you do, you'll always wonder,
"What if?"
304
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:41,403
But if you go out there
and you give it your all...
305
00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:42,863
...that's heroic.
306
00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:47,951
Guys, I appreciate this, but--
307
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:50,454
That's the spirit! Ready?
308
00:22:56,043 --> 00:22:58,754
What are you doing?
Get out of here.
309
00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:00,589
Not here. Down there.
310
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:01,882
Over here?
311
00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,176
What are you doing?
Over here!
312
00:23:04,718 --> 00:23:05,802
Here?
313
00:23:06,928 --> 00:23:08,346
We love you, Marty!
314
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:10,140
Set, hut!
315
00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:22,027
No. No.
316
00:23:24,112 --> 00:23:25,489
No, don't throw it to me.
317
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:28,366
No!
318
00:23:54,392 --> 00:23:57,896
- Nice hands, Marty!
- I did it.
319
00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:00,774
- I'm a hero!
- Walk it off!
320
00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:05,695
All right, goddamn it!
Hit the showers, goddamn it!
321
00:24:06,196 --> 00:24:09,157
Bunch of candy-asses.
Lousy practice!
322
00:24:09,366 --> 00:24:12,119
We'll get our asses kicked Friday!
323
00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:15,664
What about fourth-string?
I didn't get to practice.
324
00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:19,709
After all the shenanigans
you pulled last season...
325
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:24,172
...thank God you're still
in goddamn uniform, goddamn it!
326
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:53,034
If my parents hear I got detention,
no dessert for a week.
327
00:24:53,243 --> 00:24:55,328
We've disgraced ourselves
and our families.
328
00:24:55,537 --> 00:25:01,585
Guys, guys, guys. I sense the morale's
a little low. I say we make a pact...
329
00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:04,004
...right here, right now.
330
00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:07,465
Before the end of the year,
we all get laid!
331
00:25:08,049 --> 00:25:09,885
We always make that pact.
332
00:25:10,093 --> 00:25:13,013
We've been waiting for this
since puberty.
333
00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:16,641
- Two weeks ago!
- I just got first hair on ball.
334
00:25:17,225 --> 00:25:19,769
I don't think you understand.
335
00:25:20,228 --> 00:25:23,565
We'll become the masters of our
sexual destiny.
336
00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:26,943
No longer will our penises remain
flaccid and unused.
337
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:30,280
No longer steal Grandfather's porn.
338
00:25:30,488 --> 00:25:34,659
No longer will we use blindfolds
when we jerk each other off.
339
00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:36,953
All right, that's it.
340
00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:42,709
What in God's name is going on?
341
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:46,046
- What was that ruckus?
- I no hear ruckus.
342
00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:50,425
- I heard a ruckus.
- Can you describe this ruckus, sir?
343
00:25:50,634 --> 00:25:53,386
You better watch your tongue,
young man!
344
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,472
We were just sitting here.
345
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,725
You just bought yourself
another detention.
346
00:25:58,934 --> 00:26:01,770
- That's not fair.
- Cry me a river, dickface.
347
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:04,856
- You bought another one.
- Eat my shorts.
348
00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:06,733
What was that?
349
00:26:06,942 --> 00:26:10,153
Eat my shorts!
350
00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:13,114
- Don't mess with a bull.
- I'm shaking.
351
00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:14,991
- You got another.
- Good!
352
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,786
- You through?
- Not even close, bud.
353
00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:19,788
- Want another one?
- Yes.
354
00:26:19,996 --> 00:26:21,998
- You got it!
- Good.
355
00:26:22,249 --> 00:26:24,167
- Another one. Had enough?
- No.
356
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:25,627
- Another one.
- So?
357
00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:27,796
- I can keep going.
- Go!
358
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:30,173
- Eenie, meenie, minie--
- Mo.
359
00:26:30,382 --> 00:26:31,675
- Your mom was a--
- Ho.
360
00:26:31,883 --> 00:26:33,510
- He was a famous clown.
- Bobo.
361
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,054
Mitch, cut it out.
362
00:26:38,223 --> 00:26:40,183
- Another one.
- But I was--
363
00:26:40,392 --> 00:26:41,685
That's another one!
364
00:26:41,893 --> 00:26:44,688
- One more for Ox or for Mitch?
- Another.
365
00:26:45,313 --> 00:26:47,607
- I confused.
- Shut your hole, Wang Chung.
366
00:26:47,816 --> 00:26:51,736
I got you for the rest of your lives.
You're mine.
367
00:26:52,153 --> 00:26:54,281
- Next time, I'm cracking skulls.
- I'm cracking skulls.
368
00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:14,175
How many times have I said
I'm not going to Princeton?
369
00:27:14,426 --> 00:27:16,261
I'm not pressuring you.
370
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,388
Just give it four years.
371
00:27:18,596 --> 00:27:21,933
If you don't like it,
you can work at my firm.
372
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:24,936
I don't want your life!
373
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,771
That's okay, son.
374
00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:29,441
I heard about what happened
with Priscilla.
375
00:27:30,025 --> 00:27:31,276
The good news is...
376
00:27:31,484 --> 00:27:34,029
...I've got the perfect rebound girl.
377
00:27:34,279 --> 00:27:35,572
Really?
378
00:27:36,865 --> 00:27:39,617
Beverly! Could you come in here?
379
00:27:45,874 --> 00:27:47,000
That's Mom!
380
00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:48,251
What do you say, kiddo?
381
00:27:49,961 --> 00:27:52,339
I'm gonna leave you two alone.
382
00:27:55,550 --> 00:27:56,968
Make me proud, son.
383
00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:59,763
So you in love?
384
00:28:02,349 --> 00:28:06,102
- Yeah, I think I am.
- Well, who is this guy?
385
00:28:06,311 --> 00:28:10,273
His name is Blane. He's a senior.
He's so beautiful.
386
00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:18,531
Janey? Sweetheart?
387
00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:23,203
Hi, Daddy.
388
00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:26,081
Is something wrong?
You were quiet at dinner.
389
00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:28,583
You were passed out on the table.
390
00:28:34,798 --> 00:28:36,383
Listen, honey...
391
00:28:37,008 --> 00:28:41,012
...I may not always be coherent
or conscious...
392
00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:45,392
...but I know when my girl's
got something on her mind.
393
00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:48,186
Well, there is this popular boy,
Jake....
394
00:28:48,937 --> 00:28:52,148
Oh, sweetie.
395
00:28:54,192 --> 00:28:55,944
Jake knocked you up, didn't he?
396
00:28:56,903 --> 00:28:58,655
No, he asked me out.
397
00:29:00,490 --> 00:29:03,618
Do you like him?
Are you attracted to him?
398
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,621
I mean, would you give him head?
399
00:29:06,830 --> 00:29:09,666
He is kind of cute, but...
400
00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:12,252
...he's always been a total jerk.
401
00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:14,963
It's weird that he's
talking to me now.
402
00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:19,008
Especially after you've packed on
a couple of pounds.
403
00:29:23,179 --> 00:29:24,973
What do you think I should do?
404
00:29:25,890 --> 00:29:27,559
Look, sweetie.
405
00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:32,313
I never want you to do anything
that compromises who you are...
406
00:29:32,522 --> 00:29:35,859
...because you're very,
very special to me.
407
00:29:36,067 --> 00:29:40,029
If Jake is only asking you out
to get into your pants...
408
00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:41,990
...well, then I'd say...
409
00:29:42,866 --> 00:29:43,950
...go out with him.
410
00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:48,371
You could certainly use
the popularity points.
411
00:29:48,788 --> 00:29:50,582
And if Jake likes you...
412
00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:55,295
...then maybe those kids will quit
throwing bags of shit on the porch.
413
00:30:01,509 --> 00:30:03,178
I feel better.
414
00:30:05,763 --> 00:30:07,307
Thanks for the advice, Daddy.
415
00:30:09,392 --> 00:30:11,936
That's what I'm here for,
pumpkin-tits.
416
00:30:19,694 --> 00:30:22,780
- I need to ask you a favor.
- It's about time.
417
00:30:23,239 --> 00:30:24,365
No, not that.
418
00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:29,996
You're the cruelest girl
in high school.
419
00:30:30,205 --> 00:30:32,707
You're the only one who can help
trick Janey into liking me.
420
00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:38,171
That girl with the glasses
and the ponytail?
421
00:30:38,379 --> 00:30:40,798
Don't forget
the paint-covered overalls.
422
00:30:42,509 --> 00:30:43,885
Well...
423
00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:47,764
...it's going to be difficult.
424
00:30:48,306 --> 00:30:50,266
But I think I can help you.
425
00:30:50,975 --> 00:30:52,477
Sit.
426
00:30:55,688 --> 00:30:57,315
For a price.
427
00:30:59,484 --> 00:31:02,278
And this time,
I don't want your car.
428
00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:06,115
I want you.
429
00:31:06,407 --> 00:31:09,953
Catherine, that's disgusting.
You're my sister.
430
00:31:10,203 --> 00:31:11,871
Only by blood.
431
00:31:12,914 --> 00:31:18,461
- What is wrong with this family?
- Hey, do you want my help or not?
432
00:31:31,266 --> 00:31:33,893
There are three things
you need to do...
433
00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:36,479
...to have Janey
eating out of your hand.
434
00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:40,316
First, you earn her trust.
435
00:31:40,525 --> 00:31:42,068
Come on, leave him alone!
436
00:31:42,443 --> 00:31:46,823
Hey! Come on, guys, back off.
That's enough, okay?
437
00:31:50,201 --> 00:31:51,953
You little shit.
438
00:32:03,548 --> 00:32:05,300
Don't you guys mess with him again.
439
00:32:06,467 --> 00:32:10,847
Once you've got her trust,
it's time to make her feel special.
440
00:32:11,931 --> 00:32:15,518
Pick a song with her name in it.
That always works.
441
00:32:33,536 --> 00:32:35,580
Janey's got a gun
442
00:32:36,831 --> 00:32:38,374
Janey Briggs' got a gun
443
00:32:38,541 --> 00:32:41,419
She's got a gun!
Janey's got a gun!
444
00:32:41,878 --> 00:32:43,338
What?
445
00:32:44,922 --> 00:32:46,966
Janey Briggs' got a gun
446
00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:51,846
So run away
Run away from the pain
447
00:32:52,430 --> 00:32:53,598
Take it easy, miss.
448
00:32:53,806 --> 00:32:56,267
- Wait.
- Get back here!
449
00:32:56,934 --> 00:32:59,312
Run away from the pain
450
00:32:59,937 --> 00:33:01,189
Hold her down.
451
00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:07,153
- Give me your hand!
- Just give us the gun, Janey.
452
00:33:07,987 --> 00:33:10,490
After you've made her feel special...
453
00:33:11,449 --> 00:33:14,452
...it's time to put the icing
on the cake.
454
00:33:14,661 --> 00:33:17,246
I'm really glad you showed up, Janey.
455
00:33:17,455 --> 00:33:22,251
The only reason I came here
was to tell you to leave me alone.
456
00:33:22,502 --> 00:33:25,505
You know, I was just making a snack.
457
00:33:25,755 --> 00:33:27,465
You want one?
458
00:33:28,132 --> 00:33:32,011
- No. Listen, Jake--
- I'll be right back.
459
00:33:32,804 --> 00:33:33,846
But I--
460
00:34:09,382 --> 00:34:10,800
Hungry?
461
00:34:13,928 --> 00:34:15,388
I don't like sundaes.
462
00:34:15,638 --> 00:34:19,058
It's not a sundae,
it's a banana split.
463
00:34:21,686 --> 00:34:25,231
I don't like those, either.
Goodbye, Jake.
464
00:34:40,455 --> 00:34:43,416
I left some money
on the kitchen counter.
465
00:34:43,624 --> 00:34:46,043
Emergency numbers are by the phone.
466
00:34:46,252 --> 00:34:48,755
And remember, son:
No parties.
467
00:34:49,005 --> 00:34:50,214
I know, Dad.
468
00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:52,383
Keg coming through.
Hey.
469
00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:54,385
What's up, man?
470
00:34:54,594 --> 00:34:56,596
We're trusting you, Preston.
471
00:34:56,804 --> 00:35:01,058
- Where do you want the speakers?
- In the dining room.
472
00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:03,519
You guys should hit the road.
473
00:35:03,728 --> 00:35:06,314
I'm taking your Ferrari
to buy hookers.
474
00:35:06,522 --> 00:35:09,150
We'll call you later to check in.
475
00:35:09,358 --> 00:35:11,944
I'll be so high,
I won't know where the phone is.
476
00:35:12,570 --> 00:35:14,363
That's my boy.
477
00:35:17,742 --> 00:35:19,994
Jake, what are you doing here?
478
00:35:20,203 --> 00:35:22,872
I'm taking you to Preston's big party.
479
00:35:23,456 --> 00:35:24,540
I can't.
480
00:35:24,749 --> 00:35:28,920
I'm not dressed to go to a party.
I'm a complete mess.
481
00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:32,715
I'd say you're one big fucking
train wreck.
482
00:35:36,803 --> 00:35:38,346
Do I know you?
483
00:35:54,237 --> 00:35:56,864
That's it. I've got it.
484
00:35:57,990 --> 00:35:59,200
What?
485
00:35:59,408 --> 00:36:02,411
It might seem crazy,
but you'll have to trust me.
486
00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:32,525
That's it.
487
00:36:33,192 --> 00:36:35,528
I did it. I'm a miracle worker.
488
00:36:39,031 --> 00:36:40,658
Gentlemen...
489
00:36:40,867 --> 00:36:43,995
...may I present to you
the new and improved...
490
00:36:44,453 --> 00:36:45,538
...Janey Briggs.
491
00:37:21,407 --> 00:37:25,578
Congratulations. You just got
your first slow-motion entrance.
492
00:37:47,934 --> 00:37:49,393
I'm okay!
493
00:37:50,269 --> 00:37:51,562
Janey?
494
00:37:53,564 --> 00:37:57,193
Come on out of there, honey.
Quit farting around.
495
00:38:06,077 --> 00:38:08,955
- Got your mom's car keys?
- Check.
496
00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:12,750
- Sleeping bags.
- Check.
497
00:38:12,959 --> 00:38:14,001
- Condoms.
- Check.
498
00:38:14,168 --> 00:38:19,340
Three pubescent libidos to take us
on a series of wild adventures.
499
00:38:19,548 --> 00:38:21,884
Check! Road trip!
500
00:38:37,274 --> 00:38:38,484
We here.
501
00:38:38,985 --> 00:38:42,989
Gentlemen, tonight we go to our
first high-school party.
502
00:38:43,531 --> 00:38:46,784
This is the place to buzz the Brillo.
503
00:38:46,993 --> 00:38:49,078
How you plan on buzzing Brillo?
504
00:38:49,954 --> 00:38:54,125
With this letter.
Amanda Becker will know the truth:
505
00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:57,044
I've loved her since I first saw her.
506
00:38:58,254 --> 00:38:59,588
Welcome to the party.
507
00:38:59,797 --> 00:39:03,300
If you're going to have sex,
do it in my parents' bedroom.
508
00:39:05,177 --> 00:39:09,557
- Does she go to our school?
- It's not even the same person.
509
00:39:09,765 --> 00:39:12,476
Janey-stainey-stained-pants-overalls?
510
00:39:12,685 --> 00:39:14,937
How did you talk me into this?
511
00:39:15,146 --> 00:39:19,859
Priscilla's freaking out now that Janey's
lost her glasses and her ponytail.
512
00:39:20,026 --> 00:39:23,237
I'm going to go fuck
a complete stranger.
513
00:39:23,446 --> 00:39:26,323
- Hey, I'm a complete stranger.
- I'm a complete stranger.
514
00:39:28,826 --> 00:39:32,329
Relax, all right?
It's going to be okay.
515
00:39:32,872 --> 00:39:33,914
Nice turtleneck.
516
00:39:34,123 --> 00:39:36,042
What's your name?
517
00:39:36,250 --> 00:39:39,587
I'm Sandy Sue.
Limp-dick fag fucker!
518
00:39:39,795 --> 00:39:41,839
Who told you that?
Alison?
519
00:39:42,089 --> 00:39:44,800
Alison was bitter when we broke up.
520
00:39:45,009 --> 00:39:49,513
- Completely fake.
- Yeah, that's not her real hair color.
521
00:39:49,722 --> 00:39:53,893
- She's wearing the same outfit as me.
- It looks much better on you.
522
00:39:54,602 --> 00:39:56,979
Where is she?
I thought she'd be here by now.
523
00:40:06,697 --> 00:40:08,365
What's going on?
524
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:14,580
We can't talk
until she starts moving again.
525
00:40:19,543 --> 00:40:21,337
She took forever this time.
526
00:40:30,763 --> 00:40:32,515
What are you doing here?
527
00:40:35,226 --> 00:40:36,477
What do you mean?
528
00:40:36,685 --> 00:40:40,439
I'm supposed to be the only black guy
at this party.
529
00:40:41,607 --> 00:40:45,402
- Damn. Shit.
- Yeah, I know.
530
00:40:45,569 --> 00:40:46,695
- It's whack.
- It's whack.
531
00:40:46,862 --> 00:40:47,905
Hey, man, my bad.
532
00:40:48,114 --> 00:40:49,907
- Take this.
- Thanks.
533
00:40:50,116 --> 00:40:51,492
Do your thing.
534
00:40:52,118 --> 00:40:55,371
- Peace out, brother.
- Honest mistake.
535
00:41:03,337 --> 00:41:06,090
Hi, my name is Catherine.
536
00:41:06,757 --> 00:41:11,095
Yeah, I know.
We just had sex five minutes ago.
537
00:41:15,724 --> 00:41:17,977
Not scoring any cock, either?
538
00:41:18,185 --> 00:41:22,231
Cock? I've never even been kissed.
539
00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:29,864
What up, my yellow brothers?
Chinks in the house!
540
00:41:39,874 --> 00:41:44,044
Reggie Ray, have you
seen Janey anywhere?
541
00:41:44,962 --> 00:41:47,840
It's a good night for smoking.
542
00:41:48,048 --> 00:41:50,301
Ain't that right, Sausage?
543
00:41:57,933 --> 00:42:01,604
Okay, now close your eyes
and wet your lips.
544
00:42:01,854 --> 00:42:05,441
- Are you for real?
- Do you want to learn or not?
545
00:42:06,984 --> 00:42:08,569
I guess.
546
00:42:19,872 --> 00:42:25,211
- See? That wasn't so scary.
- It was nothing.
547
00:42:26,629 --> 00:42:28,047
Okay.
548
00:42:29,173 --> 00:42:31,175
Let's try again.
549
00:42:31,884 --> 00:42:35,471
Only this time, I'm gonna
stick my tongue in your mouth.
550
00:42:36,513 --> 00:42:41,060
And when I do that, I want you
to massage my tongue with yours.
551
00:42:41,268 --> 00:42:45,689
- And that's what first base is.
- Okay.
552
00:42:45,981 --> 00:42:47,691
Eyes closed.
553
00:43:13,050 --> 00:43:15,219
That was cool.
554
00:43:17,513 --> 00:43:18,555
Now...
555
00:43:19,390 --> 00:43:21,976
...have you ever eaten pussy before?
556
00:43:25,229 --> 00:43:28,148
You call this a party?
557
00:43:28,357 --> 00:43:30,943
I'm a golden goddess!
558
00:43:31,151 --> 00:43:34,029
- Show us how drunk you are!
- Go for it!
559
00:43:40,452 --> 00:43:42,663
You're a unique rebel, Janey!
560
00:43:43,414 --> 00:43:45,291
Janey, are you all right?
561
00:43:46,208 --> 00:43:51,297
- I told you not to let me drink.
- I gave you a nonalcoholic beer.
562
00:43:55,759 --> 00:43:57,386
What the hell are you doing here?
563
00:43:57,594 --> 00:43:59,888
I-- I was invited.
564
00:44:00,097 --> 00:44:04,935
Look, you may have lost those glasses
and that ponytail thing...
565
00:44:05,144 --> 00:44:08,105
...but you're still a loser.
566
00:44:13,819 --> 00:44:17,031
Look at that. Oh, my God.
567
00:44:17,281 --> 00:44:19,491
That's going to stain.
568
00:44:24,621 --> 00:44:26,790
You're not going to cry now, are you?
569
00:45:09,917 --> 00:45:14,046
Look, you can't just start
a slow clap at any old time.
570
00:45:14,254 --> 00:45:15,756
You gotta wait for the right moment.
571
00:45:16,215 --> 00:45:19,968
But how am I going to know
when it's the right moment?
572
00:45:22,805 --> 00:45:23,972
You'll know.
573
00:45:37,069 --> 00:45:39,238
Nobody's allowed down here.
574
00:45:39,738 --> 00:45:41,448
Janey, I just thought--
575
00:45:41,657 --> 00:45:44,910
How did you get in here?
I deadbolted the door.
576
00:45:46,412 --> 00:45:48,372
There's a hole in the side
of your house.
577
00:45:54,378 --> 00:45:55,421
Who's that?
578
00:45:56,505 --> 00:45:59,925
- It's my mother.
- You have her eyes.
579
00:46:02,177 --> 00:46:03,595
She died when I was 6.
580
00:46:05,973 --> 00:46:07,015
I'm sorry.
581
00:46:08,058 --> 00:46:10,310
I remember it like it was yesterday.
582
00:46:11,145 --> 00:46:16,817
Christmas, 1989. Dad had been
fired from the zipper factory.
583
00:46:17,192 --> 00:46:20,070
Mom was pulling in tricks
to make ends meet.
584
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,489
Daniel Day-Lewis won an Oscar
for My Left Foot.
585
00:46:23,907 --> 00:46:27,244
And all I wanted was
a little Betsy Wetsy doll.
586
00:46:27,703 --> 00:46:32,040
I remember those. Push her belly,
she'd piss all over herself.
587
00:46:32,875 --> 00:46:36,086
She said she was going out
to get my dad a bottle of gin...
588
00:46:37,129 --> 00:46:39,548
...but I knew she was going
to get me that present.
589
00:46:41,091 --> 00:46:45,095
It was raining really hard
that night...
590
00:46:45,262 --> 00:46:48,098
...and the roads were slippery.
591
00:46:48,599 --> 00:46:51,935
Oh, God, Janey.
A car accident.
592
00:46:52,144 --> 00:46:54,271
No. Cancer.
593
00:46:57,983 --> 00:47:01,528
I had to take on
all of her responsibilities:
594
00:47:01,737 --> 00:47:05,282
Cooking and cleaning
and breast-feeding Mitch.
595
00:47:05,491 --> 00:47:08,660
It's in the past.
Think about your future.
596
00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:10,537
Look how talented you are.
597
00:47:11,497 --> 00:47:16,084
I have this dream of just hopping
on a plane and going to Paris.
598
00:47:16,293 --> 00:47:19,296
There's an art school,
but I can't afford it.
599
00:47:19,671 --> 00:47:24,051
Unless I raise $26,000
before the admissions cutoff.
600
00:47:24,259 --> 00:47:29,640
My parents give a scholarship to girls
who can't get into art school.
601
00:47:29,932 --> 00:47:31,767
Really? That's amazing.
602
00:47:31,975 --> 00:47:36,313
This year we gave it to Lupe,
the Mexican finger painter.
603
00:47:36,522 --> 00:47:38,565
I think you'd really like her work.
604
00:47:40,192 --> 00:47:43,904
Sometimes I wish my life
was a fairy tale...
605
00:47:44,112 --> 00:47:47,324
...and some guy would come
and take me away.
606
00:48:11,974 --> 00:48:13,433
- I was-- My--
- Yeah--
607
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:17,980
- My eyes were shut.
- And we couldn't even-- Yeah. Totally.
608
00:48:25,487 --> 00:48:27,906
I'm gonna-- I'm gonna--
609
00:48:28,115 --> 00:48:29,950
- I'm going to go.
- Okay.
610
00:48:30,867 --> 00:48:33,662
Congratulations to the men
and women nominated for prom queen.
611
00:48:44,590 --> 00:48:48,635
Think you'll be prom queen?
Well, think again, Janey.
612
00:48:48,844 --> 00:48:52,723
You put the "ass" in "embarrassment."
The "boo" in "taboo."
613
00:48:52,889 --> 00:48:55,934
And the "suck" in "liposuction."
614
00:48:59,479 --> 00:49:01,189
Is that the best you can do?
615
00:49:02,649 --> 00:49:03,817
No.
616
00:49:04,568 --> 00:49:07,529
You also put the "brat"
in "bratwurst."
617
00:49:07,946 --> 00:49:10,699
And the "eew" in "jujitsu."
618
00:49:10,866 --> 00:49:15,871
And the "ism" in "This is all
just a defense mechanism."
619
00:49:17,998 --> 00:49:22,377
So I told her, "Take the old lady and
send your mama back."
620
00:49:24,129 --> 00:49:28,925
So you asked your four-eyed
circus freak to the prom yet?
621
00:49:29,176 --> 00:49:31,303
We resent that!
622
00:49:32,596 --> 00:49:34,473
Why don't you just drop it, Austin?
623
00:49:35,891 --> 00:49:40,812
Jake made a few paint stains
in his pants thinking about Janey.
624
00:49:41,605 --> 00:49:43,690
It's just a bet. Okay, man?
625
00:49:45,025 --> 00:49:47,736
You always had a thing
for ugly girls...
626
00:49:47,986 --> 00:49:50,739
...Mr. I-Have-
a-Thing-For-Ugly-Girls.
627
00:49:53,909 --> 00:49:55,410
You mean Janey?
628
00:49:55,619 --> 00:49:59,164
She looks as good
as a dumpster full of gristles.
629
00:49:59,373 --> 00:50:01,083
Bling-bling.
630
00:50:03,502 --> 00:50:05,295
Janey Briggs...
631
00:50:06,088 --> 00:50:07,714
...is hot.
632
00:50:24,815 --> 00:50:27,651
- Hey, Janey.
- Hey, Jake.
633
00:50:27,859 --> 00:50:30,779
I've been doing a lot of thinking...
634
00:50:30,987 --> 00:50:34,282
...and there's something
I want to ask you.
635
00:50:35,992 --> 00:50:38,829
I don't want to make
a big deal of it...
636
00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:42,207
...so I'm just gonna lay it out there,
okay?
637
00:50:44,251 --> 00:50:46,169
Here it is.
638
00:50:48,171 --> 00:50:51,299
See, I don't like making big speeches.
639
00:50:51,550 --> 00:50:55,220
I'm a straight shooter.
I call them like I see them.
640
00:50:55,679 --> 00:50:57,639
What you see is what you get.
641
00:50:58,306 --> 00:51:02,519
Ain't nobody gonna break my stride.
Ain't nobody gonna slow me down.
642
00:51:03,603 --> 00:51:06,940
Jake, are you trying
to ask me to the...?
643
00:51:07,149 --> 00:51:08,191
Yeah.
644
00:51:09,484 --> 00:51:11,570
I'd love to go with you.
645
00:51:16,241 --> 00:51:18,702
Great. Great.
646
00:51:21,830 --> 00:51:23,039
I'll see you in English.
647
00:51:27,711 --> 00:51:30,464
It's time to play some football!
648
00:51:30,881 --> 00:51:35,927
The John Hughes Wasps defend their
title against the North Compton Wildcats.
649
00:51:53,779 --> 00:51:55,405
Goddamn!
650
00:52:02,913 --> 00:52:05,916
That was the fastest first half
of football I've ever seen.
651
00:52:10,879 --> 00:52:14,591
We saw you at our practice.
I know you stole our routine.
652
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:19,554
I don't know what you mean.
We do our own cheers. Right, girls?
653
00:52:19,763 --> 00:52:20,806
That's right.
654
00:52:21,139 --> 00:52:24,100
Well, then, you better bring it.
655
00:52:24,351 --> 00:52:26,603
Oh, it's already been broughten.
656
00:52:27,145 --> 00:52:29,648
Nice comeback, Priscilla! Yeah!
657
00:52:29,815 --> 00:52:33,109
We are the North Compton Wildcats
658
00:52:33,318 --> 00:52:34,986
We're black, we know it
659
00:52:35,195 --> 00:52:37,322
We shake our big booties and show it
660
00:52:37,531 --> 00:52:39,533
We ain't white
We ain't white
661
00:52:39,783 --> 00:52:42,911
We definitely ain't white
Break it down, niggas
662
00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:51,628
Damn, those bitches represent!
663
00:53:01,721 --> 00:53:03,682
- Reggie Ray.
- I smell a bet.
664
00:53:04,808 --> 00:53:06,184
You all right?
665
00:53:06,518 --> 00:53:09,521
Coach says it's okay
to bleed from the ears.
666
00:53:14,901 --> 00:53:16,653
I got to go back out on the field.
667
00:53:19,364 --> 00:53:22,367
All right. Be careful.
You only have three--
668
00:53:23,326 --> 00:53:26,830
Two concussions left. Reggie Ray.
669
00:53:27,038 --> 00:53:28,623
And we're back.
670
00:53:30,542 --> 00:53:32,419
Let's go, Wasps!
671
00:53:39,009 --> 00:53:40,760
Blue 33! Set!
672
00:53:43,013 --> 00:53:44,681
That's defense right there.
673
00:53:45,932 --> 00:53:48,059
Say "good day" to Reggie Ray.
674
00:53:50,562 --> 00:53:53,648
Sit down. He got the wind
knocked out of him.
675
00:53:54,274 --> 00:53:57,319
- Come on, Reggie Ray, get up!
- Reggie Ray.
676
00:53:57,485 --> 00:53:59,738
You still have another concussion!
677
00:54:02,949 --> 00:54:03,992
Come on, dog!
678
00:54:04,701 --> 00:54:05,994
It doesn't look good, coach.
679
00:54:07,245 --> 00:54:09,414
- Can he play?
- He's in a coma.
680
00:54:09,581 --> 00:54:12,709
Answer my question! Can he play?
681
00:54:12,918 --> 00:54:15,712
He can't breathe.
We gotta get him to a hospital.
682
00:54:15,879 --> 00:54:17,088
Listen to me right now!
683
00:54:17,505 --> 00:54:22,844
I don't care what you have to do!
He stays in the game, goddamn it!
684
00:54:34,773 --> 00:54:37,734
Holy shit, this motherfucker's heavy.
685
00:54:38,193 --> 00:54:39,486
Blue 15!
686
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:43,782
Set! Hut!
687
00:54:47,744 --> 00:54:49,871
Goddamn it, Reggie Ray!
688
00:54:50,830 --> 00:54:52,207
Oh, shit.
689
00:55:11,434 --> 00:55:14,479
Wham, bam!
What the fuck just happened?
690
00:55:17,607 --> 00:55:22,320
Okay, Wyler, I've got no choice.
You're the only quarterback I've got.
691
00:55:23,822 --> 00:55:28,076
- I say give the ball to Marty.
- I'm just happy being on the field.
692
00:55:29,035 --> 00:55:32,539
- You'll always wonder, "What if?"
- I'm a hero!
693
00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:37,585
Goddamn it! Get in the game!
694
00:55:37,794 --> 00:55:39,421
You're our only chance!
695
00:55:40,797 --> 00:55:44,843
- You're a pussy, Wyler!
- Do it for Marty's torso!
696
00:55:48,471 --> 00:55:50,181
You got butterflies, huh?
697
00:55:50,557 --> 00:55:51,641
Who are you?
698
00:55:59,399 --> 00:56:00,567
I'm the wise janitor.
699
00:56:01,192 --> 00:56:04,320
I impart knowledge and help
youngsters overcome their fears.
700
00:56:04,529 --> 00:56:06,698
I also replace the urinal cakes.
701
00:56:06,906 --> 00:56:09,617
I'm here to help you
get your throw back.
702
00:56:10,410 --> 00:56:12,328
- How did you--?
- I've been watching.
703
00:56:12,495 --> 00:56:17,208
During practice, in the hallways,
in the lockers, taking a shower...
704
00:56:17,417 --> 00:56:19,294
...whipping boys with a wet towel.
705
00:56:20,295 --> 00:56:25,175
- Can tell you kind of like that.
- Hey! Let's get back to the throw.
706
00:56:25,383 --> 00:56:28,136
What happened to Marty
wasn't your fault.
707
00:56:28,303 --> 00:56:29,345
Really?
708
00:56:29,721 --> 00:56:32,807
Okay, it was.
But you got to get over it.
709
00:56:33,016 --> 00:56:34,517
It could've happened to anybody.
710
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:38,980
Anybody that disobeyed the coach
and the team...
711
00:56:39,189 --> 00:56:44,152
...and threw to a 90-pound kid
who shouldn't have been on the field.
712
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:48,239
Stop! How is any of this
supposed to be helping me?
713
00:56:48,448 --> 00:56:50,533
Right. Forget what I said.
714
00:56:50,742 --> 00:56:55,413
You got to go out there, believe
in the ball and throw yourself.
715
00:56:55,747 --> 00:56:57,540
You can do it.
716
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:04,214
I'm going out there.
717
00:57:10,970 --> 00:57:14,516
Only 25 seconds remaining,
and the fate of the season...
718
00:57:14,724 --> 00:57:19,020
...rests in the hands of fourth-string
quarterback Jake Wyler.
719
00:57:19,229 --> 00:57:22,357
Translation: We're shit out of luck.
720
00:57:22,524 --> 00:57:24,901
- Give me a W!
- W!
721
00:57:25,068 --> 00:57:27,195
- Give me a Y!
- Y!
722
00:57:27,403 --> 00:57:30,657
Give me a--
Lick my pussy ass cock shit!
723
00:57:31,449 --> 00:57:34,077
Lick my pussy ass cock shit!
724
00:57:38,373 --> 00:57:39,541
Blue 83!
725
00:57:39,791 --> 00:57:41,251
Blue 83!
726
00:57:42,460 --> 00:57:44,295
I reckon I'm feeling better.
727
00:57:44,546 --> 00:57:45,880
Set! Hut!
728
00:58:29,841 --> 00:58:31,509
Oh, shit.
729
00:58:45,773 --> 00:58:50,278
That has to be the worst pass
I've ever seen, ever.
730
00:58:52,488 --> 00:58:54,449
What the hell was that?
731
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,312
Jake?
732
00:59:26,397 --> 00:59:27,941
Jake.
733
00:59:29,567 --> 00:59:30,777
Hey.
734
00:59:31,527 --> 00:59:34,864
- You did great out there.
- I blew the game, Janey.
735
00:59:35,073 --> 00:59:36,491
I let everyone down.
736
00:59:36,699 --> 00:59:41,579
It's just a football game, Jake.
Besides...
737
00:59:42,705 --> 00:59:44,624
...you didn't let me down.
738
00:59:45,208 --> 00:59:46,459
Really?
739
00:59:47,752 --> 00:59:50,546
Jake, you've taught me to be myself.
740
00:59:50,713 --> 00:59:53,758
You never saw me as the girl
in glasses.
741
00:59:53,967 --> 00:59:55,843
Don't forget
the paint-covered overalls.
742
00:59:56,719 --> 00:59:59,430
Right, you never noticed those either.
743
01:00:00,431 --> 01:00:02,976
You taught me a lot about myself too.
744
01:00:03,351 --> 01:00:07,605
Oh, Jake. Nothing could
ever come between us now.
745
01:00:07,814 --> 01:00:09,107
Jake Wyler.
746
01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:14,320
Congratulations.
You blew my perfect season.
747
01:00:14,529 --> 01:00:18,491
- Señor You-Blew-My-Perfect-Season.
- What do you want, Austin?
748
01:00:18,741 --> 01:00:19,784
A life.
749
01:00:21,494 --> 01:00:22,870
And payback.
750
01:00:23,288 --> 01:00:26,457
- Come on, don't do this.
- No, I'll hang around.
751
01:00:26,666 --> 01:00:31,629
Maybe tell Janey a little
S-E-C-R-A-T-P....
752
01:00:35,049 --> 01:00:36,843
What's going on?
753
01:00:37,010 --> 01:00:38,761
Austin.
754
01:00:38,928 --> 01:00:40,013
This isn't funny!
755
01:00:41,389 --> 01:00:42,515
No.
756
01:00:44,017 --> 01:00:45,184
I don't believe it.
757
01:00:45,393 --> 01:00:50,106
I said I'd turn you into prom queen
when I thought you were ugly...
758
01:00:50,315 --> 01:00:55,111
...the girl with no friends who was
dirt poor and smelled a little funky.
759
01:00:55,987 --> 01:00:58,406
Look, I made a mistake.
760
01:00:58,990 --> 01:01:02,869
If I could go back, I never would've
made that stupid bet.
761
01:01:06,039 --> 01:01:07,123
What bet?
762
01:01:11,085 --> 01:01:13,796
I never said anything about a bet.
763
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:25,808
All I said was:
764
01:01:26,017 --> 01:01:27,810
"I'm pretending to whisper a big secret...
765
01:01:28,019 --> 01:01:30,063
...so Jake thinks
I'm telling you a secret...
766
01:01:30,229 --> 01:01:32,732
...that will cause him
to break into a hysterical confession...
767
01:01:32,899 --> 01:01:38,154
...revealing a secret and confirming
everything I whispered in your ear."
768
01:02:04,722 --> 01:02:08,101
I wish I didn't make that bet
769
01:02:08,309 --> 01:02:11,896
That's not the guy I want to be
770
01:02:12,105 --> 01:02:15,608
If I could just turn back the clock
771
01:02:15,817 --> 01:02:20,780
Then Janey would still be with me
772
01:02:23,616 --> 01:02:26,786
Tell me, Mom, what should I do?
773
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:28,454
I love this boy
774
01:02:28,621 --> 01:02:35,461
But he has been untrue
775
01:02:36,462 --> 01:02:39,382
I'll do my best to make things right
776
01:02:40,466 --> 01:02:44,095
I wish we could resolve this fight
777
01:02:44,971 --> 01:02:46,722
It could happen
778
01:02:46,889 --> 01:02:48,433
It could happen
779
01:02:48,641 --> 01:02:52,770
- At the prom tonight
- At the prom tonight
780
01:02:58,359 --> 01:03:01,320
I'm getting pussy no matter what
781
01:03:01,529 --> 01:03:04,282
Even if it with dirty slut
782
01:03:04,490 --> 01:03:07,118
True love is what I want the most
783
01:03:07,326 --> 01:03:10,913
I justjerked off in your French toast
784
01:03:11,456 --> 01:03:17,211
So what if we have the same mother
785
01:03:17,378 --> 01:03:22,758
Tonight I'm going to fuck my brother
786
01:03:22,925 --> 01:03:25,761
In a few hours
I'll be queen of the prom
787
01:03:28,681 --> 01:03:32,310
I've been an alcoholic
Since my first tour in 'Nam
788
01:03:34,687 --> 01:03:38,357
I asked Janey to the prom
And she doesn't know why
789
01:03:40,735 --> 01:03:44,906
I'm only in the song
Because I'm a black guy
790
01:03:47,783 --> 01:03:52,580
I have no money
I have to make my own dress
791
01:03:54,373 --> 01:04:00,087
Look at me
My breasts are perky, yes
792
01:04:00,254 --> 01:04:03,216
I'm gonna win her back
No matter what it takes
793
01:04:03,424 --> 01:04:09,680
Here I go
I'm gonna forget about Jake
794
01:04:11,432 --> 01:04:13,351
Prom tonight
795
01:04:15,353 --> 01:04:17,230
Prom tonight
796
01:04:18,731 --> 01:04:20,107
Prom tonight
797
01:04:25,613 --> 01:04:28,282
It's gonna happen
Gonna happen
798
01:04:31,953 --> 01:04:38,751
At the prom
799
01:04:38,918 --> 01:04:39,961
Tonight
800
01:04:59,146 --> 01:05:05,194
When I was a freshman,
I threw 176 touchdown passes.
801
01:05:05,444 --> 01:05:10,783
My sophomore year, I ran 14 in
on my own with a sprained ankle...
802
01:05:10,992 --> 01:05:15,288
...a broken phalange, a ruptured
duodenum and a subdermal hematoma.
803
01:05:32,388 --> 01:05:34,473
I bet she great bonk.
804
01:05:34,682 --> 01:05:38,102
Excuse me, Bruce? No.
You don't bonk Amanda Becker.
805
01:05:38,686 --> 01:05:42,481
You make sweet, sweet love to her.
806
01:05:43,190 --> 01:05:45,401
Amanda Becker's like a flower.
807
01:05:46,068 --> 01:05:47,528
You smell her.
808
01:05:47,737 --> 01:05:49,697
You touch her gently.
809
01:05:50,114 --> 01:05:54,744
You admire the beauty.
You watch it blossom.
810
01:05:55,328 --> 01:05:59,915
And you thank God he created
something so perfect.
811
01:06:02,585 --> 01:06:04,086
Go to her.
812
01:06:16,682 --> 01:06:18,726
Be strong, Mitch!
813
01:06:31,781 --> 01:06:33,240
What do you expect from me?
814
01:06:35,201 --> 01:06:39,705
- Do you think I'll have sex with you?
- No! You don't understand.
815
01:06:39,914 --> 01:06:42,041
Because I am not a cheap slut.
816
01:06:42,249 --> 01:06:45,252
I don't screw every pathetic guy
that gives me a letter.
817
01:06:48,881 --> 01:06:50,174
I give them handjobs.
818
01:06:59,350 --> 01:07:02,770
- Want to dance?
- Only if we're horizontal.
819
01:07:03,270 --> 01:07:05,398
I totally heard that.
820
01:07:19,495 --> 01:07:21,372
We're dancing.
821
01:07:42,643 --> 01:07:43,728
It's funny.
822
01:07:43,894 --> 01:07:47,648
You'd never suspect everyone
here is a professional dancer.
823
01:08:02,079 --> 01:08:03,414
Oh, God. No.
824
01:08:03,622 --> 01:08:05,791
I want to do it right here
on the dance floor.
825
01:08:05,958 --> 01:08:07,126
Janey.
826
01:08:07,334 --> 01:08:10,588
Don't you forget our deal.
She wins, you're mine.
827
01:08:22,850 --> 01:08:26,979
And now the moment every popular guy
who's made a bet...
828
01:08:27,188 --> 01:08:31,776
...to turn a uniquely rebellious girl
into prom queen has been waiting for:
829
01:08:31,942 --> 01:08:35,321
The announcement
of the prom king and queen.
830
01:08:35,529 --> 01:08:38,032
This year's prom king is...
831
01:08:38,699 --> 01:08:39,742
Marty!
832
01:08:40,493 --> 01:08:41,660
...Jake Wyler!
833
01:08:57,134 --> 01:08:58,552
Way to go, Jake!
834
01:08:59,178 --> 01:09:02,014
This year's prom queen is....
835
01:09:02,223 --> 01:09:03,516
You got it, Priscilla!
836
01:09:03,682 --> 01:09:07,311
- It's in the bag, Priscilla.
- I don't believe it. It's a tie.
837
01:09:07,812 --> 01:09:08,854
A tie?
838
01:09:09,021 --> 01:09:10,731
- Holy shit!
- Oh, my God.
839
01:09:12,358 --> 01:09:14,693
Your new prom queens are...
840
01:09:16,111 --> 01:09:19,573
- ...Kara and Sara Fratelli.
- Fuck.
841
01:09:20,616 --> 01:09:24,453
- Oh, my God!
- They deserve it.
842
01:09:26,872 --> 01:09:28,207
Congratulations!
843
01:09:30,501 --> 01:09:34,213
There we go! Your king and queen.
844
01:09:40,219 --> 01:09:43,597
I say we make like a tree
and branch...
845
01:09:44,390 --> 01:09:46,141
...out of here.
846
01:09:47,893 --> 01:09:49,770
All right, Kara and Sara.
847
01:09:49,937 --> 01:09:53,566
Now, it is traditional
for the king and queen...
848
01:09:53,774 --> 01:09:56,777
- ...to share a ceremonial dance.
- Come here.
849
01:10:07,788 --> 01:10:09,373
You smell good.
850
01:10:22,928 --> 01:10:24,972
Janey.
851
01:10:29,018 --> 01:10:31,228
Do you know where Austin went?
852
01:10:31,437 --> 01:10:35,441
I know he rented a room at
the Sunrise Motel. Room number six.
853
01:10:35,649 --> 01:10:38,819
Past the ice dispenser.
Hit the Pepsi machine, you went too far.
854
01:10:39,862 --> 01:10:42,531
Oh, and the door will not be locked.
855
01:10:45,117 --> 01:10:46,619
That's all I know.
856
01:10:47,703 --> 01:10:48,996
Thanks, Malik.
857
01:10:50,039 --> 01:10:56,253
You know, you're intelligent and insightful.
You don't get the respect you deserve.
858
01:10:58,839 --> 01:11:00,132
You really mean that, Jake?
859
01:11:00,841 --> 01:11:04,595
That's great! I've always wanted
to discuss with you the repercussions--
860
01:11:04,762 --> 01:11:06,680
I actually got to go. Sorry.
861
01:11:07,431 --> 01:11:08,474
Motherfucker.
862
01:11:08,682 --> 01:11:10,601
Hold it right there, mister.
863
01:11:10,935 --> 01:11:16,190
I am not going to let you hurt Janey
again, okay? Besides, I love her.
864
01:11:16,398 --> 01:11:17,566
Well, so do I.
865
01:11:18,525 --> 01:11:23,197
But I'm the best friend, and I've
been in front of her the whole time...
866
01:11:23,405 --> 01:11:27,534
...and she just doesn't realize it yet,
but she will.
867
01:11:28,285 --> 01:11:31,538
I'm the cool guy who's learned
the error of his ways.
868
01:11:31,872 --> 01:11:35,250
She'll forgive my mistakes
and realize I love her.
869
01:11:37,044 --> 01:11:38,629
Damn it. That's true.
870
01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:56,522
Why's this door locked?
It's a fire hazard!
871
01:12:12,079 --> 01:12:14,123
Get out of the road!
872
01:12:14,331 --> 01:12:15,749
Hey, watch it, man!
873
01:12:16,959 --> 01:12:19,253
She's not attracted to you!
874
01:12:19,878 --> 01:12:21,797
She doesn't love you!
875
01:12:22,756 --> 01:12:25,300
You'll never be more than a friend!
876
01:12:26,135 --> 01:12:28,137
Two dollars!
877
01:12:37,229 --> 01:12:39,106
Ice dispenser.
878
01:12:39,732 --> 01:12:41,358
Six.
879
01:12:41,608 --> 01:12:45,779
Oh, yeah! I'll make you forget all
about losing prom queen.
880
01:12:45,946 --> 01:12:49,491
Tell me who your daddy is!
Tell me who your papa is!
881
01:12:51,952 --> 01:12:53,620
Get off her, man!
882
01:12:54,413 --> 01:12:55,581
Priscilla.
883
01:12:55,789 --> 01:12:57,249
Don't move.
884
01:13:02,129 --> 01:13:04,923
- What's going on?
- Something beautiful.
885
01:13:05,799 --> 01:13:09,011
- Where's Janey?
- Miss Run-Home-To-My-Daddy...
886
01:13:09,261 --> 01:13:10,763
...ran home to her daddy.
887
01:13:12,931 --> 01:13:16,518
- That's for taking Janey to the prom.
- You put the--
888
01:13:16,727 --> 01:13:20,272
- That's for hurting her at the party!
- This is really turning me on.
889
01:13:21,774 --> 01:13:24,902
That's for being really weird.
890
01:13:25,110 --> 01:13:26,570
Thank you.
891
01:13:32,117 --> 01:13:34,078
I don't know what that was for.
892
01:13:40,584 --> 01:13:42,252
Hello.
893
01:13:43,962 --> 01:13:45,172
Why....
894
01:13:46,632 --> 01:13:49,843
I never thought I'd hear myself
say this...
895
01:13:50,719 --> 01:13:55,557
...but for once, I wish I could meet
a nice, sensitive guy...
896
01:13:56,058 --> 01:13:57,893
...who wanted more than just sex.
897
01:14:00,479 --> 01:14:03,190
That is very admirable.
898
01:14:05,859 --> 01:14:08,779
I wish a guy would
take me out for dinner.
899
01:14:09,238 --> 01:14:11,031
I feel the same way.
900
01:14:13,158 --> 01:14:14,952
And for once...
901
01:14:16,912 --> 01:14:20,124
...I wish a guy would take a dump
on my chest.
902
01:14:23,335 --> 01:14:25,170
That is appalling.
903
01:14:29,508 --> 01:14:31,468
That really upsets me.
904
01:14:32,803 --> 01:14:35,430
I can't believe nobody's ever taken
a dump on your chest.
905
01:14:40,644 --> 01:14:42,229
Will you be that guy?
906
01:14:48,944 --> 01:14:52,865
It would be an honor and a privilege.
907
01:15:03,167 --> 01:15:04,668
Janey!
908
01:15:08,046 --> 01:15:09,298
Hello?
909
01:15:10,257 --> 01:15:12,092
Is anybody home?
910
01:15:12,634 --> 01:15:15,095
Get down! Enemy fire!
911
01:15:16,597 --> 01:15:18,265
Mr. Briggs?
912
01:15:18,473 --> 01:15:21,518
Excuse me, sir.
Do you know where Janey is?
913
01:15:21,768 --> 01:15:26,231
She went out there. On her own.
There's Charlie everywhere.
914
01:15:26,732 --> 01:15:29,151
Right. Do you know where she went?
915
01:15:29,484 --> 01:15:32,154
Couldn't take it. Went to the airport.
916
01:15:32,362 --> 01:15:37,075
Something about Paris.
Her tour was over.
917
01:15:37,367 --> 01:15:39,536
Paris. Thank you, sir.
918
01:15:39,995 --> 01:15:43,707
I need ammo! I can't hold them off
much longer!
919
01:15:49,671 --> 01:15:52,674
Off the road, you glasses
and ponytail freak!
920
01:16:05,812 --> 01:16:07,022
Two dollars!
921
01:16:07,481 --> 01:16:09,358
- Two dollars!
- Two dollars!
922
01:16:15,697 --> 01:16:17,866
Next stop, airport.
923
01:16:18,116 --> 01:16:22,663
The red zone is for the loading
and unloading of passengers.
924
01:16:22,871 --> 01:16:24,373
No parking.
925
01:16:24,581 --> 01:16:25,791
Attention, please.
926
01:16:25,999 --> 01:16:31,338
All red Porsche 944s parked in the
white zone will be towed immediately.
927
01:16:36,635 --> 01:16:40,180
Paris Air, Flight 805 to art school
in Paris...
928
01:16:40,389 --> 01:16:42,641
...from Gate 122, is now boarding.
929
01:16:56,071 --> 01:16:58,448
Excuse me, everyone!
930
01:16:59,074 --> 01:17:03,287
There's a girl boarding a plane
right now to Paris that I love.
931
01:17:04,830 --> 01:17:08,000
If I don't get there in time
and tell her how I feel...
932
01:17:08,583 --> 01:17:10,210
...I may never see her again.
933
01:17:15,257 --> 01:17:16,425
Go get her, son.
934
01:17:17,467 --> 01:17:18,760
Good luck, young man.
935
01:17:21,096 --> 01:17:22,931
- Go get her!
- Go for it.
936
01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:26,977
Oh, hell, just go.
937
01:17:29,771 --> 01:17:30,856
Freeze, bitch!
938
01:17:41,825 --> 01:17:44,286
You're bleeding on my suitcase.
939
01:17:50,542 --> 01:17:51,585
Excuse me!
940
01:17:52,627 --> 01:17:54,046
Excuse me, everyone!
941
01:17:54,546 --> 01:18:00,344
There's a girl about to board a plane
to Paris right now that I love and--
942
01:18:00,510 --> 01:18:03,889
We already heard that one. Asshole.
943
01:18:05,724 --> 01:18:10,687
This is the final call for Paris Air
Flight 805 to art school...
944
01:18:10,896 --> 01:18:13,148
...departing from Gate 122.
945
01:18:13,315 --> 01:18:14,941
Janey!
946
01:18:16,068 --> 01:18:17,402
Hey, shithead, that's mine.
947
01:18:18,487 --> 01:18:19,821
Give it back!
948
01:18:20,155 --> 01:18:23,867
Just believe in the ball, Jake.
And throw yourself.
949
01:18:37,214 --> 01:18:38,673
Nice shot, Jake.
950
01:18:40,926 --> 01:18:44,054
- Jake?
- Janey. Thank God I got to you in time.
951
01:18:44,221 --> 01:18:47,641
Listen to me.
I'm not going to let you go to Paris.
952
01:18:48,183 --> 01:18:50,977
- This is the final call...
- Why not?
953
01:18:51,186 --> 01:18:53,397
...for flight nonstop to art school.
954
01:18:53,605 --> 01:18:59,277
If you're finding words to stop a girl
from leaving, now would be the time.
955
01:18:59,444 --> 01:19:01,154
Janey...
956
01:19:02,531 --> 01:19:06,243
...I made that bet before I knew you.
957
01:19:07,577 --> 01:19:09,913
Before I really knew me.
958
01:19:11,623 --> 01:19:12,916
Oh, Jake.
959
01:19:15,043 --> 01:19:16,795
Okay, hold it right there.
960
01:19:20,924 --> 01:19:24,219
Tell me you didn't quote
Freddie Prinze Jr.
961
01:19:26,138 --> 01:19:29,933
I knew it. That was a line
from She's All That.
962
01:19:30,142 --> 01:19:32,561
I masturbate to that movie.
963
01:19:35,897 --> 01:19:36,982
Do you mind?
964
01:19:37,149 --> 01:19:40,360
No, not at all.
Masturbation's very healthy.
965
01:19:44,030 --> 01:19:48,910
Janey, you said you couldn't believe
in someone that didn't believe in you.
966
01:19:49,244 --> 01:19:53,415
Well, I believed in you.
I always believed in you.
967
01:19:54,583 --> 01:19:55,667
Oh, Jake.
968
01:19:56,418 --> 01:20:00,297
Oh, God. I can't believe
you fell for that crap.
969
01:20:00,464 --> 01:20:03,133
- That's from Pretty in Pink.
- Are you sure?
970
01:20:03,925 --> 01:20:05,010
Trust me.
971
01:20:05,177 --> 01:20:10,432
- Excuse me. What are you doing?
- Let me give you some advice, Jake.
972
01:20:10,599 --> 01:20:14,519
Lose the I'm-The-Cute-And-Sensitive
Popular-Boy routine.
973
01:20:14,769 --> 01:20:15,854
It's pathetic.
974
01:20:16,062 --> 01:20:19,399
And tell Janey
what's true in your heart.
975
01:20:19,608 --> 01:20:21,276
Stop being such a little bitch.
976
01:20:22,527 --> 01:20:27,365
And you. Miss Other-Side-Of-The-Tracks
Awkward-Rebel-With-Glasses.
977
01:20:27,824 --> 01:20:32,287
Wise up to Jake's bullshit.
Stop being such a dumb-ass.
978
01:20:35,874 --> 01:20:37,292
She's right.
979
01:20:38,001 --> 01:20:40,212
- Janey....
- Yes, Jake?
980
01:20:42,881 --> 01:20:45,592
Maybe you should get on that plane
and go to Paris.
981
01:20:47,802 --> 01:20:51,515
Well, if you stay,
we really only have the summer.
982
01:20:51,723 --> 01:20:56,019
Then I go to college. We'll spend
the occasional weekend together.
983
01:20:56,228 --> 01:20:57,479
Which is nice.
984
01:20:58,104 --> 01:21:02,609
But chances are, one night I'll get
wrecked and have sex with some girl.
985
01:21:02,817 --> 01:21:04,736
You'll find her thong and call me a slut.
986
01:21:05,028 --> 01:21:08,198
I'll call you a cocktease
and we'll break up.
987
01:21:08,406 --> 01:21:12,160
So when you really think about it,
what's the point?
988
01:21:15,330 --> 01:21:20,418
Well, that wasn't exactly the kind
of truth I was expecting.
989
01:21:22,796 --> 01:21:27,467
But I'm not gonna fall for it. How big
of a dumb-ass do you think I am?
990
01:21:27,634 --> 01:21:30,262
You obviously stole that
from Karate Kid.
991
01:21:30,887 --> 01:21:32,681
No, actually, I--
992
01:21:32,973 --> 01:21:35,475
Jake, it's okay.
993
01:21:35,976 --> 01:21:37,811
I love you too.
994
01:21:37,978 --> 01:21:39,688
We all know where this is going.
995
01:21:40,355 --> 01:21:42,399
Fucking teenagers.
996
01:21:51,866 --> 01:21:53,285
This is it.
997
01:21:53,451 --> 01:21:54,953
The right moment.
998
01:22:09,676 --> 01:22:11,553
Son of a bitch!
999
01:22:30,739 --> 01:22:32,032
Betty...
1000
01:22:33,033 --> 01:22:35,160
...meet Apollonia.
1001
01:22:35,327 --> 01:22:37,746
We're going to have a three-way.
1002
01:28:40,858 --> 01:28:43,778
Sun's burned my cornea
1003
01:28:44,445 --> 01:28:48,116
I can no longer see
1004
01:28:48,700 --> 01:28:53,746
I'm not kidding
Somebody please fucking help me
1005
01:28:57,125 --> 01:28:58,835
Quick! Grab her guitar.
70943
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