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Are -- Are you awake?
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I slept for six minutestwo hours ago.
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I'm gonna have to takea sleeping pill,
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which means you're gonnahave to hide my car keys,
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laptop,and Reba McEntire wig.
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It's been
a crazy couple days.
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Uh, yesterday, I found out
I didn't get
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the college football coaching
job that I had been chasing.
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I was --
I was devastated.
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And moments before that,we got a phone call
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from our old adoption agencywith the opportunity
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for us to adopt
a baby boy.
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So, a door closes...
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A window opens.
Yeah.
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But do you answer it?
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You don't answer windows.
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Well, how fun for you.
Cam made a little mistake.
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I keep making lists of all the
pros and cons in my head.
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Uh, the -- the way a baby smellsis on both.
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Okay, alright.
Pros, go.
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Okay, well, a baby to love.
The sound of giggling.
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[ Chuckles ]
You know,
a bigger family,
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an extra vote on whether to pullthe plug on us when we get old.
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I'm worried that Lily
has an itchy trigger finger.
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Yeah, and another childwould help us figure out
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how much of Lily's personalityis our fault and what's on her.
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It would be nice
to be vindicated.
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Okay, other pros --
Christmases.
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[ Sighs ]
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Dipping little toes
into the ocean
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for the first time,
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the way a toddlerrun towards the door
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in their jammies saying,"Daddy!" [ Chuckles ]
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Okay, you'd better hit me
with some cons.
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I'm practically ovulating.
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Okay, no sleep,
car seats, diapers,
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coughs and colds, all --
all the doctor's appointments,
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plastic toys everywhere.Everywhere.
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Our -- Our place
is already too small.
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We don't have
enough bedrooms.
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Mnh-mnh.
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Oh, God,
the clock is ticking.
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We have half a day
to give them an answer.
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Okay, you know what,no thinking.
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On the count of three,say yes or no.
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One, two, three...
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I don't know.I can't decide!
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♪♪
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Hey, why is there a blackSuburban outside with a driver?
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My company sent it.
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I'm manning
the Helo Dynamics booth
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for the job recruitment fair
at Caltech.
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Wow!
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Look at you, being chauffeured
in a giant SUV.
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When I picture you driving,
you're crying in a Prius.
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I do cry less
when I'm driven.
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And that outfit
is on point.
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Well, I mean, it's -- it's sortof a triumphant return for me.
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I spent four years therein sweats, with greasy hair,
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caring only about grades.
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The only time anyoneever noticed me was when
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I pulled out all my eyebrowsduring finals week.
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Now I have a big job,swanky apartment,
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shoes that cost morethan my first laptop...
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Oh, it's like a rom-com --
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you left a nerd
and returned a hot nerd.
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Ooh!
Speaking of hot people,
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maybe I should go
and recruit for NERP.
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For legal reasons,
we need a science-y person
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to endorse product.
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Considering we're all
a bunch of people who
didn't graduate college,
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we sell a lot of products
that go inside of you.
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Yeah, no,it doesn't really work that way.
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A, you have to be invited,
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and B,no self-respecting scientist
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is going to endorse the nonsenseyour company is pushing.
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Excuse me, but
our copper-infused toothpaste
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is on the FDA's
top ten items to watch, so...
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[ Scoffs ]
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Phil!
Phil, can you come in here?
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I've worked up
a little presentation
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for my Skype interview, and Iwould love to get your feedback.
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Yes, please!
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You've been such a cheerleaderfor me with all my magic shows
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and SCARB dinners,I'd love to be yours.
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Hit it.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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I'm gonna stop you
right there.
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I've been out of work
for a few months,
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and I've gotten
kinda antsy.
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To channel my anxiety, I have
cleaned, I have organized.
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Perhaps
a bit obsessively.
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Doctors were consulted.
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One -- a therapist,
so not even a real doctor.
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But meds
were quickly dismissed.
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We didn't wantthe sexual side effects.
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Anyway...
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I am going to channel my anxietyinto a career.
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I am interviewing
for my dream job --
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Senior VP of my favorite
organizing chain store,
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Organize 'Em!
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I'm so excited,
I could have an organaz--
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You're better than that.
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So, throughout the call,
I'm gonna be referring
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to this organizational
system
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that I created using
the Organize 'Em products.
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Smart.
Yeah. Watch.
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Oh, Ms. Beckman,
what an interesting point.
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I should jot that down.
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Boop.
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Bop.[ Pencil sharpener whirs ]
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Bam.
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[ Saw grinding ]
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What the hell is that?
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[ Gasps ]
Oh, my God. What?
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Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you,
your dad came over to help me.
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I gotta fix
that step.
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It splintered.
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I wiped out this morning
and landed on my head.
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Yeah, but my call.
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We gotta take care of that
before someone gets hurt.
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Someone did.
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I mean, what if it was Haley
with the babies? Or Dylan?
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Or...?Or me. I threw up.
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Holy Moses. Gloria was here
yesterday in heels.
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That could've been
ugly.
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[ Sighs ] I'm sleepy.
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Buddy, you gotta move.
Someone's gonna trip over you.
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Hey, guys, we can't do thisright now, okay?
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I've got -- I've gotan interview at 1:23.
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Well, that's specific.
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No, not for Audrey Beckman.
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Her whole life is scheduled downto the second.
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She's a god to OCD people.
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Why do you thinkI've got that bumper sticker
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that says "Straighten It
Like Beckman"?
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Can I come down now?
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If I don't have
the babies' bottles
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when they wake up,
they're mean.
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You're not even
in the terrible twos yet.
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Oh, when do those start?
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Okay, look,
it's almost time.
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Just please, nobody make anynoise, nobody go in that office.
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I have all my ducks
in a row.
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I'm just gonna run upstairsand change my shirt.
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Oh, okay,
but be careful.
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I know what I'm doing,
I have got this.
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Oh!Oh! Oh, boy! Oh, God!
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My leg is stuck!
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Somebody do something!
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I'm really goodat getting rings off.
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Do you want meto butter your thighs?
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Hey, Dylan, sometimes
I like to play things out
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in my head first,
if that's helpful.
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[ Cellphone swoops ]
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Hey, honey, uh, we need to talk
to you about something.Hey.
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Sweetie, this is somethingpretty big,
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and I -- I want you
to brace yourself.
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The adoption agency
called --
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I'm not going back!
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Do you know what happens to
soft, entitled kids in Da Nang?
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No, no, no, no, no, no!No, no.
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N-No. No.
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There's a baby boy --
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Ohhh.
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I think you should do it.
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Really?
Just -- Just like that?What?
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Whatever stops you
dropping by my sleepovers.
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You guys are way
too focused on me.
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Plus, I think it'd be fun
to have a baby brother.
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Oh?
Although...
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Although what?
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Aren't you guys kind of old
to be having a baby?
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I'm getting into the juicy part
of my teen years.
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I don't want to have
to take over for you.
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Okay,we are not that old.
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You're like 50.[ Gasps ]
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[ Stammers ]Oh, my God! No!
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Daddy's 44,
and I'm 48.
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You do realize when the baby's
a senior in high school,
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you guys
will be senior citizens?
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We will not be
senior c--
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Cam.Sixty-six.
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I'll be sixty-six.
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And I'll be sixty-one.
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Well, sixty-two.
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Not until June!
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It's not working!My leg is really stuck in there!
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It might be time
to return to myidea.
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I'm not cutting my leg off.
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Think about how fast you would
run with a robot leg.
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Luke, your mom's
not getting a robot leg!
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She'd need two,
or she'd just run in circles.
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Come on, let's checkunder the stairs.
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Yes, please, and hurry!
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What the hell's the matterwith this house?
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How could two steps
be broken?
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My God, the humidity.My hair's gonna frizz out.
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That's why I never showany pictures from 'Nam.
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Oh, no, I totally forgot
about the humidifier
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for my mushroom log.
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It needed darkness
and moisture.
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It must have rotted
the wood.
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[ Grunts ]
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Wow, honey, you're reallywedged in here tight.
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Yeah, no kidding.
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Why can't you buy
your mushrooms at a store,
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like a normal person?
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Store-bought mushrooms?
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You really don't getmy generation, Boomer.
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Maybe this'll
enlighten you.
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Open up.
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Get your hand
away from my --
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Open up!
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That's damn good.
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Why do I always
default to "no"?
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Is Gloria right?
Should I try slim-cut jeans?
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Guys!
What's going on down there?!
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Your foot's stuckbetween two copper pipes.
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We're gonna have to
cut it.
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It might take a while.
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I don't have a while!
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I can't believe this.
I'm going to miss my interview.
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And this was my dream job!
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I was gonna get to organize
the whole world.
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[ Voice breaking ]
And now everything is
gonna stay so messy.
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Can't you just
reschedule it?
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No! Phil,
I'd look like a flake!
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This is an organizational
company,
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not the loosey-goosey
world of real estate,
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where everything's
"See you noon to three,
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and I'll bring
the cookies"!
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Sorry.
I'm lashing out.
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No, it's okay.
The lion doesn't lose sleep
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over the opinions of sheep.
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Honey, just take the callfrom there.
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How ridiculous would I look
taking a call on stairs?
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Plus, I need my shelves,
'cause I had this whole thing
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worked out
with the products and --
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You don't need gimmicks!
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You were the C.E.O.
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for Pritchett's
freakin' Closets.
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You know how many peoplecan say that?
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Me and you!
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And Margaret
every five years,
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when I went under
for my colonoscopy.
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Fine.
Give me my phone.
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I'll bomb the interview
from right here.
252
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[ Whispering ]
She's lost her confidence.
She needs those shelves.
253
00:08:51,182 --> 00:08:52,836
You know what,
if she can't get to the office,
254
00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,621
we can bring
the office to her.
255
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You're staring.
256
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I'm frizzing, aren't I?
257
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
258
00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:04,979
Alex: I've got to admit,
walking onto that campus...
259
00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:07,634
All those eyes on me,
the adoration...
260
00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,723
It felt good.
It felt right.
261
00:09:09,766 --> 00:09:12,639
Like I had earned everything
that was coming my way.
262
00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:14,510
You suck!
263
00:09:15,511 --> 00:09:17,208
No! You!
264
00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:18,079
What?
265
00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:20,603
Helo Dynamics is evil!
266
00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:22,605
Excuse me?
We help people.
267
00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:25,652
Yeah! People like fascists,dictators, oligarchs.
268
00:09:25,695 --> 00:09:27,436
What are you
talking about?
269
00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:28,959
We make things
like facial scanners
270
00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:31,527
that detect predisposition
to genetic diseases.
271
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Which oppressive
governments use
272
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to identify
political dissidents.
273
00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:39,187
[ Scoffs ] Well, I mean,
it's also used on video chats
274
00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:40,754
to turn yourself
into a unicorn.
275
00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:42,233
Name one thing more fun!
276
00:09:42,277 --> 00:09:45,280
Why don't you walk your fancy
shoes outta here, you sellout?!
277
00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:47,195
Why is someone
wearing socks and sandals
278
00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:48,631
yelling at
your fabulous shoes?
279
00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:49,632
Sellout!I don't know!
280
00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,068
And what are you
doing here?
281
00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:52,722
Well,
I'm recruiting for NERP.
282
00:09:52,766 --> 00:09:54,506
I told you
I need a science-y person.
283
00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:57,074
You can't just saunter in here.You have to be approved.
284
00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:59,555
Oh. Hey, kid. You don't
care what you look like.
You must be smart.
285
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,078
Want to work at a place
that has a lot of hot girls?
286
00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:02,427
Stop it!
287
00:10:02,471 --> 00:10:04,125
Could you make this horriblesituation any worse?
288
00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:08,129
Hell no, Helo!
It's time you go!
289
00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:11,349
I didn't do that.Together: Hell no, Helo,
it's time you go!
290
00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:13,743
Hell no, Helo,
it's time you go![ Scoffs ] I've never seen nerdsswarm like this before!
291
00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:15,789
We're not typicallya clustering people.
292
00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:16,920
Oh, my God.
It's Arvin.
293
00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:18,792
Oh, no.I emailed him I'd be here.
294
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:21,229
Oh, this is gonna be
so awkward for me!
295
00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:23,144
The last time I saw him,
I broke his heart.
296
00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:24,580
Awkward for you?
297
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:28,018
These people hate me so much,they're making eye contact!
298
00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:29,585
Alex? Hi!
299
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,152
What's all the com--
300
00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,588
Haley.
301
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:34,372
Arvin. Hi.
302
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:35,722
I didn't know
you'd be here.
303
00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:37,941
[ Sighs ] This isn't going
to be easy to say.
304
00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,377
I got married,
and I have twins.
305
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:40,814
I know. Yes.
306
00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:43,512
It was the lead story
in Dylan's holiday newsletter.
307
00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,862
You sure you haven't
been stalking a little?
308
00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:47,516
No.
No, that's why.
309
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,692
[ Crowd chanting ]
310
00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,259
Alex,
is this directed at you?
311
00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:53,304
Yes. Yes, it is.
312
00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:55,480
And they are so mean!
313
00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:56,917
Hell no, Helo!
314
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:57,961
Uh, excuse me.
315
00:10:58,005 --> 00:11:01,356
Uh, you -- you all know
I'm a cool guy, right?
316
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,575
I'm chill with you
calling me Arvin.
317
00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:07,536
We had class outside
that one time.
318
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:08,885
Hmm? Will you just
give us a minute?
319
00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:13,063
I assure you, she will feel
the full effects of my rage.
320
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,412
[ Cheering ]
321
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,066
So, how have you been?Not so great.
322
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:17,938
They're not fans
of your employer?
323
00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:20,070
Which is so unfair!
[ Scoffs ]
324
00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:21,506
I'm doing very
advanced research
325
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,160
that could have
far-reaching implications.
326
00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:24,553
Yeah. Of course you are.
327
00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:25,423
One sec.
328
00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,991
How do you sleep
at night?!
329
00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:29,123
Okay, so, you, too?
330
00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:30,385
No, of course not.
331
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:32,953
I am not here to judge youor your boss --
332
00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,084
Satan!
333
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:36,608
[ Cheering and whistling ]
334
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,785
Anyway, I just thought I'd dropby and say a quick hello.
335
00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,134
Haley, lovely to see you.
336
00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,744
You haveto move on.
337
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,877
Alex, I wish you nothingbut the best.
338
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:44,791
Okay.
339
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,794
Right, guys.
Now with feeling.
340
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:51,145
Together: Hell no, Helo!
It's time you go!
341
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:54,235
Hell no, Helo!
It's time you go!
342
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,802
What Lily said
really got to us.
343
00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,326
Maybe we aretoo old
to have a new baby.
344
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,415
Yesterday, I found hairson my ears
345
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:01,808
and I yelled
at the local news.
346
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:04,114
And I called Seinfeld
"Steinfeld."
347
00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:05,637
[ Inhales sharply ]
348
00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:07,204
You know, but on the other hand,there are a lot
349
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:08,989
of men our age
having babies.
350
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:11,818
Yes, but -- but they havesecond wives and nannies --
351
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,602
who are often
the same person.
352
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:15,691
We just needed
to talk to a -- a parent
353
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,867
that had a baby
when theywere old.
354
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:21,131
You must be mistaken,because I had Joe when I was 35.
355
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:23,046
No, I remember.You had just turned --
356
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,004
She's not gonna budge.
357
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:26,615
Okay, j-just tell us,
how hard is it?
358
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:29,357
Well, are there nights
where you don't sleep
359
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,011
and you want to kill yourself?
360
00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:32,055
Of course.
361
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:34,014
Are there shooting pains
in your back
362
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:37,669
from picking the baby
and putting him down?
363
00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:38,975
Constantly.
364
00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,672
Okay, well,
is there a but?
365
00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,805
It's hanging in there,
but it's not the same.
366
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:46,200
Look, I know that you guys worrythat you're too old
367
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:49,856
or too slow to have
a baby at this age.
368
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,858
But guess what.
369
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:52,859
You can!
370
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:53,860
Aah!
371
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:56,297
What the hell was that?A doll.
372
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,734
It was supposed to prove
that you guys were ready
373
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,040
to have a baby,
374
00:13:00,083 --> 00:13:03,086
but if this was a real one,
you would have killed it.
375
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,872
Well, wouldn't it be your fault
for throwing it?
376
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,048
Give me a break.
I was trying something.
377
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,093
I'm in the middle
of selling a house.
378
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,616
Oh, yeah,it's very cute, by the way.
379
00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,922
How many bedrooms is it?
380
00:13:12,966 --> 00:13:13,923
Three and a den.
381
00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,011
Oh, that's one more
than we have.
382
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,534
Mitchell,
this house, huh?
383
00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,536
Cam, I can't even begin
to think about a house
384
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,843
when we haven't even made a
decision about whether or not
385
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,105
we're going to --But maybe it's a sign.
386
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:24,281
You know, the new job goes away,a baby comes along,
387
00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:25,761
and all of a sudden,we're standing in a charming
388
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,850
three-bedroom --Three and a half bath.
389
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,983
Which, holy cow, we could affordif we just switch back
390
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,419
to grocery store
face cream.No.
391
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,856
And it's in a great
school district.
392
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:34,988
You know what?She's right about that.
393
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,424
They have
a full-time nurse.
394
00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,513
We have a Band-Aid jarand a can of ginger ale.
395
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,210
Okay, we already have
too much on our plate.
396
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,690
We're not buying
this house!
397
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,475
Oh, and in the basement,
they have a karaoke room
398
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,913
for people that want
to impersonate divas
399
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,045
without their fathers
seeing them.
400
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,961
Well, I guess it wouldn't
hurt to look.
401
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:57,010
I don't know, guys.
Does it really look
like I'm in my office?
402
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,925
Jaws wasn't a real shark,but I still wouldn't
403
00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:00,883
sit on a toilet seatfor months.
404
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:02,667
[ Sighs ]How's this angle, Mom?
405
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,931
Um, uh, fine, I guess.
406
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,585
My cheek is itching!
Is there something on my face?
407
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:10,675
Admiral Ackbar,what the hell happened to you?
408
00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:12,503
I'll bet it was
your stupid mushrooms!
409
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,114
Why do I try new things?
410
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,942
I'm sticking
to my Brett Favre jeans!
411
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,118
[ Laptop ringing ]Oh, God! That's her!
That's her!
412
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:19,032
Shh! Everybody quiet!
413
00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:20,729
Wait, I have to get up there
with the babies --
414
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:21,817
Shh! Sit!
415
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:24,341
Hi, Ms. Beckman.
416
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:26,300
Thank you
so much for this --
417
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,084
Jay: Achoo!Choo!
418
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,172
...opportunity.
419
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,261
You're welcome.
Achoo!
420
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,262
[ Chuckles ]
421
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:33,611
I -- I wasn't mocking you.
422
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,526
It's just that wheneverI hear someone sneeze,
423
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:38,138
I have to sneeze, too,so that it's an even number.
424
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:39,704
It's --it's perfectly normal.
425
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,576
Oh, no,
I completely understand.
426
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:44,492
A few years ago, I forgot to tapthe towel rod twice
427
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:45,710
when I got out of the shower,
428
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,930
and we lost George Michael
that day, so...
429
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:49,976
[ Whispering ]
That was you?
430
00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:51,934
Let me tell you a little bit about our company.
431
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,980
Oh!
I'd love that.
432
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,025
But first,
I'd like to take some notes.
433
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,853
[ Crashing ]
434
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,028
Tilt up!
435
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:01,204
That's what I love
about this industry --
436
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,163
never a "dull" moment.
437
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,512
[ Whispering ]
It's not plugged in.
438
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,644
[ Imitating whirring ]
439
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,171
We like to think
of "Organize 'Em"
440
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,173
as a wellness company --
441
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:13,956
Achoo!
442
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,044
Choo!Achoo!
443
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:16,480
A mindfulness company.
444
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,875
Are your shelves shaking?
445
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,877
Uh...yeah.
446
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,010
Yeah, I think we're having
a little earthquake.
447
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,098
You know what?
Why don't I tell you
448
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:27,100
a little something
about myself?
449
00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,755
I like to think
that I'm the kind of person
450
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,757
who can see
where the consumer...
451
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,890
trends are leaning,
452
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,587
adjust quickly,
453
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:38,676
and lean back
the other direction.
454
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,243
[ Grunting ]
455
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,071
[ Baby cooing ]Oh, my God!
456
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,901
Do I love organizing!
457
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,598
Baby,do I love it!
458
00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:50,123
M-Ms. Dunphy,have you been drinking?
459
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:52,560
[ Whispering ] Just lie.
She can't smell your breath.
460
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,214
No, Poppy, no!
461
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,258
[ Grunts ]
462
00:15:55,302 --> 00:15:56,259
Oh, no.
463
00:15:56,303 --> 00:16:00,133
[ Crashing ]
464
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:01,438
What the hell
is happening?!
465
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:02,700
I'm calling it.
466
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:06,487
I'm sorry, Ms. Beckman.
This was a terrible idea.
467
00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:08,271
I -- Okay.
468
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:11,274
I fell through a step,
and my leg is stuck.
469
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:15,235
And listen, there's no company
I would rather work for.
470
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,672
I didn't want to cancel on you,
so I asked my family
471
00:16:17,715 --> 00:16:21,937
to make it look like
this was my office.
472
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,635
Jay Pritchett, closeteer,
but you probably know that.
473
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,202
Achoo!
Achoo!
474
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:29,640
Could you just please get him out of my ear shot?
475
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,164
Yeah, yeah, sure.
476
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:34,167
Listen, I wanted you
to think that I was a person
477
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:36,125
who had it all together,
but I'm not.
478
00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,823
The reality is
I live in chaos!
479
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,912
But that's why
I love your products.
480
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,305
When -- When my kids
are fighting
481
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:43,959
or -- or the grandkids
are crying
482
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:47,919
or my husband is making pancakeson a pogo stick,
483
00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:50,400
I know that I can go into
my office
484
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:53,534
and file bills
in a color-coded divider
485
00:16:53,577 --> 00:16:56,493
and experience
one moment of peace.
486
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:57,625
[ Sighs ]
487
00:16:57,668 --> 00:17:00,193
I know I'm what
your company needs,
488
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,238
because I know how much
I need your company.
489
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,113
Wow.
490
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:08,462
I got the job!
491
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:10,333
I'm so proud of her!
492
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,987
I guessit's our lucky step.
493
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:16,426
[ Groans ]
Don't worry. It's just me.
494
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,211
Oh.
See?!
495
00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:20,126
[ Humming ]
496
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,260
You know what?You could have defended me!
497
00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:26,132
Mm. Should I have?
498
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,742
Are you saying you
agree with them?
499
00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,700
I found their chant
rather simplistic.
500
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:32,138
You know, I would have probably
gone with something like...
501
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:34,662
"Helo Dynamics
is a multinational corporation
502
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:37,708
that prioritizes
profits over ethics."
503
00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:40,146
I knew it.
You arejudging me.
504
00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,104
Do you judge allof your students like this?
505
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:43,671
Alex...
506
00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:47,109
all my students don't have
the potential you do!
507
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,676
You were extraordinary!
508
00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:52,201
You were meant
to change the world!
509
00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:54,160
And it's not
just me that thinks it.
510
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:56,205
Dylan said so
in his newsletter.
511
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,337
Oh, spare me.
512
00:17:57,380 --> 00:18:00,166
The sanctimonious academic,looking down on the star pupil
513
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,342
because of herthousand-dollar shoes!
514
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,126
Those shoes
were a thousand dollars?
515
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,781
Damn it.Do they come with medicine
for a village?
516
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,348
You know what?
I hate to say it,
517
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:11,394
but I don't need your approval,because I love what I do.
518
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:14,049
Ah. Well,
I am sorry to hear that.
519
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,400
Don't be.I'm sorry because I am
assembling a research team
520
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:19,576
to create A.I. capable
of everything
521
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:22,362
from discovering exoplanets
in deep space
522
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:24,407
to biomarkers of disease
in humans.
523
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:28,759
And youwould've been
a superbaddition
524
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,544
to an exceptional team.
525
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:31,632
But pbht!
526
00:18:31,675 --> 00:18:34,243
Well, Professor...
527
00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:36,593
you can take that job...
528
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,508
and give it to me.
529
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,162
But I'm going to need youto match my salary!
530
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,816
I'm not sure we have
that kind of money.
531
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:42,991
Deal.
532
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:46,473
I'm gonna go seeif I can still return these.
533
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,868
And finally, back to the
beautiful family room.
534
00:18:50,912 --> 00:18:52,305
It's great.
535
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:53,393
I mean,
it is beautiful.
536
00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:54,611
I can see you both
537
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:58,311
having a delightful
misunderstanding here.
538
00:18:58,354 --> 00:18:59,442
Okay, now, Mitchell.Hmm?
539
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,966
You know
I'm not usually impulsive --
540
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,012
Please. You never goto the grocery store alone
541
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,405
and not come home
with a balloon.
542
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:07,363
But that bathroom
upstairs is amazing.
543
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:10,410
Yeah, and I -- I do love theidea of me having my own sink.
544
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,977
Our housekeeper would finallyrealize who the realvillain is.
545
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,414
Okay, so we should --
we should do it!
546
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:15,632
Let's do it!
547
00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:17,417
Buy this house?
Yeah.
548
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,593
We haven't even made a decisionabout the baby yet.
549
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:23,118
Oh. Another broker
just sent me a text.
550
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,425
An offer is coming
at six o'clock.
551
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,427
Great.Another ticking clock.
552
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,384
Let's also disarm a time bomb
553
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:29,994
while buying Beyoncé tickets
online
554
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,257
with an expired
credit card.
555
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,041
Okay, that one got to me. I'm
having a hard time breathing.
556
00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:34,695
I feel like I'm gonna
have a heart attack!
557
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:37,350
And this big family room
with the cozy fireplace
558
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,613
is the perfect place
to have that.
559
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:40,918
Okay, you know what, Gloria?
Stop.
560
00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:43,138
We -- We --
We need to think.
561
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,400
No, no, no,we do not need to think.
562
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,489
We need to stop this.
563
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:47,925
Okay, within the span
of eighteen hours,
564
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:50,798
we're supposed to completelyand utterly change our lives?
565
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:53,061
No -- No big,life-altering decision
566
00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,454
should be made that way.
567
00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:56,020
[ Sighs ]
You're right.
568
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:59,372
Here, let's --
Then let's not.
569
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,069
Okay.It's just way too much.
570
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,244
When things are right,
571
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:04,507
i-it shouldn't bea struggle like this.
572
00:20:04,551 --> 00:20:05,291
You just know it.
573
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,814
Yeah. I know.
574
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,946
That little boy, he's gonna findan amazing family, right?
575
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,819
Of course he is.
Yeah. Yeah.
576
00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,429
You -- You know what?
I already --
577
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,039
I already feel
a little lighter.
578
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,432
[ Chuckles ]And we don't needthe stress of moving.
579
00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:17,868
No.Because you know what?
580
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,522
I love our house.
I do, too.
581
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:21,350
It is not perfect.
But neither are we.No. We aren't.
582
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:22,960
And neither is your car.
583
00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:25,441
Can you please remove that thingfrom the driveway?
584
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,835
I'm trying to sell
a lifestyle here.
585
00:20:27,878 --> 00:20:30,881
[ Cellphone rings ]Is that
the adoption agency?
586
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:32,143
Yep.
587
00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:33,493
Um...
588
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:34,537
I'll -- I'll tell them.
589
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:35,277
[ Cellphone beeps ]Yeah. Yeah.
590
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,365
Hello.
591
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:45,113
Uh, yes, my husbandand I would love to adopt him.
592
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:46,680
Let's write up an offer.
593
00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:49,813
♪♪
594
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,516
Dad. Wake up.Oh, what -- what -- what --
595
00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,518
I think Daddy took
a sleeping pill again.
596
00:20:58,561 --> 00:20:59,562
[ Groans ] Is he --
597
00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:00,998
Yep.
Okay.
598
00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:03,174
[ Southern accent ]
♪ He taught me to love him
599
00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,438
♪ And promised to love
600
00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:09,180
♪ And cherish me
over all others above ♪
601
00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:11,922
Come on, sing it with me,
Tucson![ Knocking on door ]
602
00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:15,361
♪ My poor heart is wonderin',
no misery can tell -- ♪
603
00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:18,451
Hey, Mitchell.I have a dozen wings for Reba.
604
00:21:18,494 --> 00:21:20,235
Yep, okay,
thank you so much, Corey.
605
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,584
We'll see you next time.
606
00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:24,195
Tony, I'm getting a littlefeedback in my ear here.
607
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:25,849
Tony Hammond,ladies and gentlemen!
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