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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 2 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:38,103 Do you dream of living in a luxury home, 3 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:39,772 but can't afford the pricey rent, 4 00:00:39,774 --> 00:00:41,407 much less a hefty mortgage? 5 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:48,213 Now you could live your dreams with no rent, 6 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,315 no mortgage and no money down. 7 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:56,775 It's not magic, it's Live-In Staging. 8 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:04,696 I've lived in a 4,000 square foot house 9 00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:07,166 with a pool, guest house... 10 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:14,306 The last one was over 5,000 square feet, 11 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:17,176 right on the water with fabulous views. 12 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:23,348 We are seeking talented individuals 13 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:26,518 to decorate and maintain these magnificent homes. 14 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:32,724 Every day, people just like you are saying 15 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:35,527 goodbye to rent and hello to the home of their dreams. 16 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,100 So what are you waiting for? 17 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:42,734 Call the number below... 18 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:48,640 Live your dreams with Live-In Staging. 19 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:02,314 Jaime, wake up, we're almost there, babe. 20 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:05,484 I'm so sorry, he didn't sleep a wink last night. 21 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:06,351 Oh. 22 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,353 Too nervous. 23 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:45,290 Oh god, it's hot in here too. 24 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:47,392 I guess there's no escaping it today. 25 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:53,432 Oh, piece of junk! 26 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:55,701 I think there's another thermostat upstairs. 27 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:58,770 Oh! 28 00:03:58,772 --> 00:03:59,871 Can you believe this? 29 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,889 It's just like one of the rooms in my magazines. 30 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:21,560 For a model, it has surprisingly few upgrades. 31 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,819 Did you see this? 32 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:57,055 Would you do me a favor and just get rid of all that crapola, would you? 33 00:05:57,057 --> 00:06:00,459 As a matter of fact, why don't you take out the garbage right now? 34 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:01,461 Thanks. 35 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:04,564 Sure. 36 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:47,606 When's your father coming with the rest of your furniture? 37 00:06:57,484 --> 00:07:00,886 - All done. - Do you have your T-1112 form? 38 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,654 - Actually the agency said... - The agency. 39 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,923 The agency was the one who swore the last family 40 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,091 didn't have any pets! 41 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:07,893 Now where the hell are they? 42 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:10,562 I did go through an orientation. 43 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:12,164 Orientation? Do you want a real orientation? 44 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:14,599 Do you know these local punks have gotten so cocky 45 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,735 they started breaking into my lockboxes 46 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,604 so I have to carry every single pair of keys 47 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:23,108 for every single empty listing that I have, 49 of them! 48 00:07:29,265 --> 00:07:31,345 This guy, this is two doors down, he's a foreclosure. 49 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:34,519 This guy, now he was your next-door neighbor, 50 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:35,687 he cut and run, 51 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:39,825 and it wasn't two weeks before the garage was graffitied. 52 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:44,963 When I started here, it was so different. 53 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:46,865 So different. 54 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:52,037 There were hundreds of houses, hundreds of sales. 55 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,839 Dozens of streets. 56 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:59,244 Do you know I have a cul-de-sac named after me? 57 00:08:03,050 --> 00:08:04,015 Jaime! 58 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:10,088 The market crash is no different from any other disaster. 59 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:13,158 Nobody wants to be the first family to move back in, you know? 60 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,927 I mean, they can't picture it. 61 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,762 It's not personal. 62 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:20,499 They need living proof that it can happen. 63 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:23,969 That's why I hired the agency and that's why the agency 64 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:26,071 hired you, but this this a job! 65 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:30,008 It's not a vacation, it's a job with real rules. 66 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:33,645 Just like a real job. The other family who lived here did not understand that. 67 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:36,982 They didn't understand that this house needs to be show ready at all times. 68 00:08:36,984 --> 00:08:40,986 - It has to be furnished, decorated, cleaned. - Mom? 69 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:45,023 - Not now, baby. - There cannot be pets, no smoking, no water beds, 70 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:48,260 - no big parties. - Mom, you promised. 71 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,997 I'm so sorry, Brenda, 72 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,232 where did you say that half bath was again? 73 00:09:08,282 --> 00:09:09,915 We need more Depakene. 74 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,217 Oh no, whatever will we do? 75 00:09:14,288 --> 00:09:17,923 Do you think she noticed? She didn't say anything. 76 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:19,958 - Mrs. - Torres, is everything all right in there? 77 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,826 Okay, just two seconds. 78 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,098 Tongue. 79 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:34,574 Okay, come on. 80 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,125 Today, nearly 500,000 homes 81 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,695 stand empty across the United States. 82 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:59,197 Developers are desperate to find qualified individuals 83 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,199 to protect their... 84 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:16,047 - All right, Agent Torres, we need your testimony. - Stop it! 85 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:18,316 How's it feel to be one of the new occupants 86 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:19,918 of this fabulous house? 87 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,987 Stop, I mean it. 88 00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,989 Okay, okay. 89 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:27,692 Just wanted to have a memento. 90 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,862 So what do you think? 91 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:31,864 It's good. 92 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:38,803 Hey, promise me you won't go around that pool without me. 93 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:39,805 Okay? 94 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,708 I worry, baby, there's nobody else around. 95 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,950 It's hard to believe isn't it? 96 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,052 We live here, doc. 97 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:57,922 We live here. 98 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,868 Attention citizens of Craft Town, 99 00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:00,238 interested in cupcake design? 100 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,608 Love to scrapbook? Craft Town now offers classes... 101 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,010 - Can I go look around? - To unleash your creativity. 102 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,279 Yeah, just stay close. 103 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:11,983 - Stay where I can hear you. - For more information. 104 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,488 Nice. 105 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:54,894 Come on. 106 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:07,605 Hi. Hi, I'm calling from InvisiShield Home Security. 107 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:12,010 Hi. Hi, I'm calling from InvisiShield Home Security 108 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,212 and we're surveying people in your neighborhood 109 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,948 about a number of recent break... Fuck! 110 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:17,950 Shit. 111 00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:21,119 Break-outs, break-ins? 112 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:25,290 Break-ins. 113 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:26,292 Smile. 114 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:31,930 Hi, I'm calling from InvisiShield Home Security, 115 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,365 yes, so we're calling... 116 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,469 Hey. 117 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,173 Come here. 118 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,643 Ah! 119 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,049 Come here. 120 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,603 Enough, you're going to ruin your appetite. 121 00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:06,257 If I eat all my vegetables, can we get another dog? 122 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,325 No pets. 123 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,693 Why not? 124 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,361 Secret agent no-no, 125 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,430 you ever see James Bond with a hamster? 126 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,500 Hinky Pink's eating all his vegetables. 127 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,736 I want to go home. 128 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,472 We are home, babe. 129 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:50,168 Damn it! 130 00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:52,471 Shit. 131 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,718 I've lived in a 4,000 square foot house 132 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,353 with a pool, and a guest house. 133 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,655 Now, when they offer me anything smaller 134 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:45,723 I say, "No!" 135 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:51,195 The last one was over 5,000 square feet, 136 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:53,898 right on the water with fabulous views. 137 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:59,470 Today, more than 500,000 homes stand empty across the United States. 138 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,406 Developers are desperate to find qualified individuals 139 00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,675 to decorate and maintain... 140 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,255 Shh. 141 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:21,225 Go back to bed, it's going to be a big surprise. 142 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,668 - Today, more than... - Because I'm sick of living dirty, you understand? 143 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,671 I'm sick of living dirty, we have to get clean and safe. 144 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:37,408 Clean and safe, do you hear me, Jaime? Do you understand? 145 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,477 Yeah, we have to get clean, everything clean. 146 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:42,346 I'm so tired. 147 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,448 You get that, you feel the difference? 148 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,184 Yeah, make it better. 149 00:20:03,236 --> 00:20:04,936 Better double up on the red ones. 150 00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:08,339 Red is the only color dogs can see. 151 00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:11,442 I'm serious, the lithium's giving me the shakes again. 152 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:13,611 If I give you two, you'll be sleepy, 153 00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:14,645 I'll give you half. 154 00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:16,314 Jaime. 155 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:27,985 Your call is important. All counselors are currently 156 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:32,323 assisting other patients. If this is a medical emergency, 157 00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:34,859 please hang up and dial 911. 158 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,895 You are currently number four in queue. 159 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,118 Is your mother home? 160 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,088 Mrs. Torres. 161 00:24:23,563 --> 00:24:27,531 Hi, I tried to call, but it just went right to voicemail. 162 00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:32,036 Oh, hm... I... I... 163 00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:35,706 I haven't been feeling so well. 164 00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:39,477 I think I accidentally turned my phone off. 165 00:24:40,746 --> 00:24:45,149 Yeah, well, I came over here today because I called 166 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:48,619 the agency yesterday, you know, about the proof of income forms 167 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:52,556 and those agency yahoos, they never even saw your T-1112. 168 00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:56,160 My husband has that stuff. 169 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:58,128 They've never seen a husband either. 170 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:04,235 Uh... Uh, I could call him. 171 00:25:04,237 --> 00:25:06,704 - Okay. - Yeah, I'll call him 172 00:25:06,706 --> 00:25:09,540 and then you two can work this out. 173 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:14,078 - Good. - Yeah, just give me a sec, let me just... 174 00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:19,250 Sorry, - Look... I'm fine, really. 175 00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:23,654 I think that you need to think about 176 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:25,289 alternate arrangements. 177 00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:28,993 No, please. Please, Brenda, no. 178 00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:32,229 - This isn't a charity. - Then let me work for it! 179 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:34,099 No. 180 00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:54,718 Okay, look, there's an open house in three weeks. 181 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:59,690 I need this place perfect and I need the T-1112, okay? 182 00:25:59,692 --> 00:26:02,960 And here, here's your mail. 183 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:00,711 Boy! 184 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,213 Uh, come here! 185 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,215 Boy! Boy! 186 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,056 Here, take it. 187 00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:28,273 Boy? 188 00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:56,367 Does that mean you hate it? 189 00:28:57,169 --> 00:28:58,769 I was trying to whistle. 190 00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:03,240 Well, in that case, we'll put your bed here. 191 00:29:04,810 --> 00:29:07,778 For planning purposes, we can always move it later. 192 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,948 - I can pick any bed? - Mm-hmm. 193 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:14,051 You can rent any bed except a water bed. 194 00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:17,254 Why not water beds? 195 00:29:18,257 --> 00:29:20,491 Do you want to sleep with your floaties on? 196 00:29:20,893 --> 00:29:22,426 I thought this might be cute for the kitchen. 197 00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:24,394 Or maybe this, or this. 198 00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:26,430 I found so much cute stuff, it's great. 199 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,198 Here, take a look! 200 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,833 Come on, find a picture. 201 00:29:31,771 --> 00:29:32,771 Come on. 202 00:29:37,843 --> 00:29:38,843 Here. 203 00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:43,247 - What room is this for? - The garage. 204 00:29:56,562 --> 00:29:59,029 Real quick, fresh cilantro or happy camper? 205 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:06,370 Attention citizens of Craft Town, the store is now closing. 206 00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:09,506 Attention citizens of Craft Town, the store is now closing. 207 00:30:10,509 --> 00:30:12,409 So soon, that can't be right. 208 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:18,282 It's funny, in all the bustle, I must've lost track of time. 209 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:20,984 Yeah, it's non-stop excitement in here. 210 00:30:22,521 --> 00:30:24,721 There's a whole aisle I didn't see right there. 211 00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:27,090 Something for tomorrow, right? 212 00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:30,761 True. 213 00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:31,928 Thanks, I'm so sorry, I forgot it was Sunday 214 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,063 and your hours are earlier. 215 00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:35,232 No problem, no problem. 216 00:30:35,234 --> 00:30:38,235 Uhm, I think you're unlocking and then re-locking. 217 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:44,441 Thank you. 218 00:30:44,443 --> 00:30:45,443 Oh, perfect. 219 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:48,545 You go all the way. 220 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,151 - Mom? - What now, baby? 221 00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:56,486 Here, let me take your bag. 222 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:06,364 You go through. 223 00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:13,537 - Now you. - Sure, sure, it's just a glitch. 224 00:31:20,913 --> 00:31:22,579 What about her purse? 225 00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:24,215 My purse? 226 00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:28,285 By all means, please. 227 00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:38,096 I think... 228 00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:41,064 It's a glitch. 229 00:31:41,066 --> 00:31:43,066 That's really sweet. 230 00:31:44,270 --> 00:31:45,270 Thank you. 231 00:31:58,517 --> 00:32:00,651 Now I don't want you to think this is an all the time thing, 232 00:32:00,653 --> 00:32:02,286 this junk food. 233 00:32:02,288 --> 00:32:04,021 Can I have my chapstick? 234 00:32:05,557 --> 00:32:07,324 As if this meal could get less healthy. 235 00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:10,294 It's in my bag. 236 00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:13,597 Jaime, look who's here. 237 00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:54,405 Scout? 238 00:32:59,745 --> 00:33:01,178 Hey, Scout. 239 00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:57,768 Hi, uhm, it's Camila, I'm calling from InvisiShield. 240 00:33:57,770 --> 00:33:59,302 Home Security. 241 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:01,405 How are you this morning? 242 00:34:01,407 --> 00:34:03,573 Yeah, well, Jean, I'm calling this morning 243 00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:07,644 because there's been... 244 00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:11,448 I'm calling this morning because, 245 00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:17,120 because of the recent number of break-ins... 246 00:34:19,425 --> 00:34:20,425 In... 247 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:24,195 Sorry... 248 00:34:26,098 --> 00:34:27,497 uh, in... in Yellow Springs. 249 00:34:30,436 --> 00:34:31,601 Uh-huh. 250 00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:36,540 See, Jean, I'm not calling to sell you anything, 251 00:34:36,542 --> 00:34:40,210 it's your choice if your family is protected or not. 252 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,746 One second. 253 00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:44,848 Jaime, is that you? 254 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:47,417 It's a... 255 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:53,323 42-point inspection of your house and surrounding properties 256 00:34:53,325 --> 00:34:57,227 by a certified security analyst. 257 00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:07,170 Yeah, these are the top guys in the business. 258 00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:29,326 Well you may not be interested, Ann, 259 00:35:29,328 --> 00:35:32,195 but the thieves are very interested. 260 00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:33,797 That's why we're offering you a free 261 00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:37,534 42-point survey of your home and grounds. 262 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:38,668 Mm-hmm. 263 00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,337 One second. 264 00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:41,339 Mm-hmm. 265 00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:45,609 - Mom! - You know what, Ann? 266 00:35:45,611 --> 00:35:48,879 My supervisor just walked in the room, 267 00:35:48,881 --> 00:35:50,213 can I call you back? 268 00:35:50,215 --> 00:35:51,848 Thank you. 269 00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:53,517 Are you going to take your pills? 270 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,553 You know what, I think I'm really getting the hang 271 00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:59,689 of this, I mean I had seven positives out of 50 calls 272 00:35:59,691 --> 00:36:01,224 and Marlon Feld says to only expect 273 00:36:01,226 --> 00:36:02,526 a one out of 20 ratio. 274 00:36:02,528 --> 00:36:04,261 Oh! 275 00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:05,362 Look at this! 276 00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:10,534 - Were you up at all last night? - No. 277 00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:12,235 Are you going to take your pills? 278 00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:01,685 Hey! 279 00:37:35,354 --> 00:37:36,354 Mom! 280 00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:38,955 I saw the truck, did my bed... 281 00:38:01,913 --> 00:38:03,280 Hello, Paula? 282 00:38:03,282 --> 00:38:07,284 This is Camila from InvisiShield Home Security. 283 00:38:07,286 --> 00:38:09,853 Yeah, I'm calling about the recent number of break-ins 284 00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:11,921 around your home, around your neighborhood, 285 00:38:11,923 --> 00:38:13,723 around your hometown. 286 00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:16,393 Brenda? 287 00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:17,727 Hi. 288 00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:19,296 How is everything? 289 00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:23,400 No, I haven't forgotten about the open house 290 00:38:23,402 --> 00:38:25,802 or the T-1112, don't you worry. 291 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:27,971 And wait until you see the place. 292 00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:33,510 Yeah, it's been fun. 293 00:38:33,512 --> 00:38:35,645 Getting everything into shape. 294 00:38:38,950 --> 00:38:41,685 Great, okay. 295 00:38:41,687 --> 00:38:42,952 See you then. 296 00:38:46,091 --> 00:38:48,591 Attention citizens of Craft Town, 297 00:38:48,593 --> 00:38:52,329 it's time for our annual Christmas in July sale, 298 00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:54,898 so please check out the half-price... 299 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:56,366 Here, babe? 300 00:38:56,368 --> 00:38:57,534 Put your shades back on. 301 00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:00,003 Do I have to wear them? 302 00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:01,604 We're on a mission. 303 00:39:01,606 --> 00:39:03,039 I hate this mission. 304 00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:04,974 Only a few more things, okay? 305 00:39:06,945 --> 00:39:09,479 For Heaven's sake, could you just ring me up, please? 306 00:39:09,481 --> 00:39:11,581 All I've got is three little beads. 307 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:14,784 I can only run this so many times before the register flips its shit. 308 00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:16,419 I got them from the bulk bin, 309 00:39:16,421 --> 00:39:18,088 they're only 17 cents apiece. 310 00:39:18,090 --> 00:39:19,789 And there was no minimum purchase 311 00:39:19,791 --> 00:39:22,359 because I looked for the sign and I couldn't find one. 312 00:39:22,361 --> 00:39:25,061 You know what, I can write a check, is that okay? 313 00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:27,897 Walt, can you come up and do an override, please? 314 00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:29,766 Now, I've got a coupon, 315 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:32,102 but I can use the coupon later if you think this is... 316 00:39:32,104 --> 00:39:34,070 Manager to register one. 317 00:39:37,642 --> 00:39:40,477 Oh, are you the manager? 318 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:43,646 - Listen, all I want to do is... - I tried running this four times and it didn't run once. 319 00:39:43,648 --> 00:39:45,815 - And I've got the money... - So if you want to do a check override... 320 00:39:45,817 --> 00:39:47,684 - I don't even need a bag. - We've got to find the key. 321 00:39:47,686 --> 00:39:49,953 I was supposed to be on break as of 20 minutes ago. 322 00:39:49,955 --> 00:39:51,020 Walt? 323 00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:54,424 Remember me? 324 00:39:57,529 --> 00:40:00,096 Yes. I do. 325 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,600 Hey. 326 00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:34,958 It is our estimate that 4%... 327 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,993 - I think it's broken! - Of the American people... 328 00:41:36,995 --> 00:41:40,196 - What? - Own 85%... 329 00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:42,165 - See, I'm trying! - Of the wealth of America. 330 00:41:42,167 --> 00:41:46,002 - And that over 70... - You want to try it? 331 00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:48,071 - None... - Agent Torres, 332 00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:49,672 where's your courage? 333 00:41:52,544 --> 00:41:54,177 Well then I guess I won't either. 334 00:41:55,580 --> 00:41:56,713 Whoa... 335 00:41:58,517 --> 00:42:00,750 I think it's a little dangerous! 336 00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:06,723 Come on, babe, we're going as fast as we can! 337 00:42:42,127 --> 00:42:43,560 Hello? 338 00:42:43,562 --> 00:42:45,328 I need a ride, come immediately. 339 00:42:46,865 --> 00:42:47,964 Because my truck... 340 00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:52,669 is in the shop. 341 00:43:03,315 --> 00:43:04,614 Shut the door, you're letting out 342 00:43:04,616 --> 00:43:05,782 the air conditioning! 343 00:43:17,596 --> 00:43:21,064 So, hey. 344 00:43:25,637 --> 00:43:27,170 Oh, looks like a lot of people. 345 00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:32,009 So how'd it go? 346 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:38,314 - Have you got that T-1112? - Yeah, right here. 347 00:43:39,851 --> 00:43:40,883 Here you go. 348 00:43:45,323 --> 00:43:46,323 Hmm. 349 00:43:47,058 --> 00:43:49,058 Is everything okay? 350 00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:50,060 Hmm. 351 00:43:51,796 --> 00:43:54,130 - I'll just look at this later. - And the open house? 352 00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:55,132 Was fine! 353 00:43:56,901 --> 00:43:58,868 I'm so sorry. 354 00:44:00,205 --> 00:44:03,673 I... I brought that in here because everybody was asking me 355 00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:05,842 who was responsible for the decorations. 356 00:44:05,844 --> 00:44:08,077 Like I told you, people like it personal. 357 00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:09,912 - That's so sweet. - So tell me, 358 00:44:09,914 --> 00:44:12,081 how hot is it out there, boiling? 359 00:44:43,314 --> 00:44:46,849 You say that you don't keep any valuables in the house, 360 00:44:46,851 --> 00:44:48,785 but what about your family? 361 00:44:48,787 --> 00:44:51,454 Is there anything more valuable than family? 362 00:45:16,448 --> 00:45:17,714 Come on, honey. 363 00:45:30,995 --> 00:45:32,428 - Camila Torres? - Who? 364 00:45:35,467 --> 00:45:36,467 Come with me. 365 00:45:40,305 --> 00:45:42,238 Will you please sit down? 366 00:45:48,146 --> 00:45:49,512 Is this about that check? 367 00:45:53,451 --> 00:45:55,885 Fucking Edgar, you know I don't... 368 00:45:55,887 --> 00:45:58,955 He told me that there'd be money in that account. 369 00:46:00,391 --> 00:46:01,524 Are you married? 370 00:46:02,827 --> 00:46:03,827 No, I... 371 00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:07,163 Well, you know what, I brought a new card 372 00:46:07,165 --> 00:46:09,799 and if that's not acceptable then I'm happy to go... 373 00:46:12,971 --> 00:46:13,971 Is that... 374 00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:17,874 My alarm for the daily announcements. 375 00:46:19,377 --> 00:46:21,444 For the announcements. 376 00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:24,981 Jesus. 377 00:46:27,552 --> 00:46:30,419 Oh please, don't let me stop... 378 00:46:30,421 --> 00:46:34,056 Don't let me stop your announcements. 379 00:46:41,065 --> 00:46:43,065 Attention citizens of Craft Town, 380 00:46:43,067 --> 00:46:46,469 it's time for our annual Christmas in July sale 381 00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:48,805 so please check out... 382 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:51,207 The half-price bins before you leave the store. 383 00:46:51,209 --> 00:46:53,509 Shop now and save today at Craft Town. 384 00:46:58,316 --> 00:46:59,882 Do you know Marlon Feld? 385 00:47:00,418 --> 00:47:02,585 - The Power Sales Systems guy? - No. 386 00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:05,988 Oh my god, he's got this, here, let me... 387 00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:08,357 You have got to hear this. 388 00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:11,260 So Marlon Feld says in order to sell more, 389 00:47:11,262 --> 00:47:14,864 you've got to smile more, right? You've got to hear this. 390 00:47:14,866 --> 00:47:17,834 He says that the smile is the sweetest sound. 391 00:47:17,836 --> 00:47:19,569 Smiles equal sales, okay? 392 00:47:19,571 --> 00:47:22,471 So read that same announcement again, 393 00:47:22,473 --> 00:47:24,006 but this time, smile. 394 00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:26,475 Go ahead, smile. 395 00:47:30,114 --> 00:47:31,147 What's the problem? 396 00:47:35,286 --> 00:47:36,419 No, that's not it. 397 00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:40,090 It's not? 398 00:48:09,621 --> 00:48:10,887 Mom? 399 00:49:04,142 --> 00:49:06,208 With all the thefts in your area? 400 00:49:06,210 --> 00:49:09,979 Sue, please, the inspection is your only protection. 401 00:49:12,417 --> 00:49:13,983 Sue, that just won't do. 402 00:49:17,455 --> 00:49:20,423 What was that? 403 00:49:21,426 --> 00:49:23,526 Sue, did you hear that? 404 00:49:23,528 --> 00:49:24,560 There! 405 00:49:25,430 --> 00:49:27,096 Did you hear that? 406 00:49:28,499 --> 00:49:30,466 What do you mean, no? 407 00:51:34,859 --> 00:51:35,859 No. 408 00:51:36,828 --> 00:51:38,394 No! 409 00:51:41,833 --> 00:51:45,234 Fuck. 410 00:51:59,750 --> 00:52:02,485 I thank the Lord for the Holy Ghost and fire. 411 00:52:02,487 --> 00:52:05,888 I thank the Lord for good health before me! 412 00:52:05,890 --> 00:52:11,160 I believe... 413 00:52:58,509 --> 00:52:59,775 Mom! 414 00:52:59,777 --> 00:53:01,177 Did you hear last night? 415 00:53:01,579 --> 00:53:03,812 Uh, hear what? 416 00:53:04,248 --> 00:53:05,548 The dog? 417 00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,419 The... No, no, no, no. 418 00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:12,922 Didn't hear anything like that, no. 419 00:53:16,327 --> 00:53:18,360 Maybe you should go look for the dog. 420 00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:20,329 Look, go look outside. 421 00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:23,332 - Right now? - Sure! 422 00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:25,935 Yeah, yeah, yeah, before it's too late. 423 00:54:40,645 --> 00:54:43,045 What if I told you, you could live 424 00:54:43,047 --> 00:54:45,914 in the home of your dreams with no money down? 425 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:48,817 What if I told you you could live 426 00:54:48,819 --> 00:54:51,787 in the home of your dreams with no money down, 427 00:54:51,789 --> 00:54:54,890 no mortgage payment and no rent of any kind? 428 00:54:54,892 --> 00:54:59,695 I've lived in a 4,000 square foot house with a pool and a guest house. 429 00:54:59,697 --> 00:55:01,897 Now, when they offer me anything smaller 430 00:55:01,899 --> 00:55:03,032 I say, "No!" 431 00:55:06,704 --> 00:55:07,836 Why do you wear that? 432 00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,440 This? 433 00:55:11,509 --> 00:55:13,008 To keep you close. 434 00:55:14,045 --> 00:55:16,378 When you're near, I can't do wrong. 435 00:55:19,717 --> 00:55:20,916 When you're right here, 436 00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:23,852 everything's all right. 437 00:56:49,140 --> 00:56:50,672 Mom? 438 00:56:50,941 --> 00:56:52,875 I'm running away! 439 00:56:53,411 --> 00:56:54,810 Did you hear me? 440 00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,781 You can't do this. 441 00:56:59,817 --> 00:57:01,150 I won't let you! 442 00:57:05,055 --> 00:57:06,655 I'm running away, 443 00:57:07,558 --> 00:57:08,791 you can't stop me. 444 00:57:09,927 --> 00:57:10,927 Okay? 445 00:58:06,684 --> 00:58:08,217 Camila? 446 00:58:08,219 --> 00:58:09,618 Camila! 447 00:58:09,620 --> 00:58:10,919 I'm using my key! 448 00:58:12,690 --> 00:58:13,822 Oh cripe. 449 00:58:15,893 --> 00:58:18,174 Why does it have to be this heat? 450 00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:31,708 Camila? 451 00:58:34,778 --> 00:58:35,778 Camila! 452 00:58:36,680 --> 00:58:39,615 Are you in there? 453 00:58:39,617 --> 00:58:40,682 Camila! 454 00:58:55,132 --> 00:58:57,566 Nothing checked out, none of it. 455 00:58:57,568 --> 00:59:00,002 The... the work history, the references. 456 00:59:00,004 --> 00:59:01,570 Oh, my husband has that. 457 00:59:01,972 --> 00:59:03,205 No record of him. 458 00:59:04,808 --> 00:59:07,042 Just a lot of stories about you and 459 00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:10,245 uh, your condition. 460 00:59:11,782 --> 00:59:14,816 - Are you saying I did something wrong? - No. 461 00:59:15,986 --> 00:59:18,253 No. 462 00:59:18,255 --> 00:59:22,024 If anyone is at fault here it seems to be the agency. 463 00:59:22,026 --> 00:59:24,693 And I have been saying to those clowns for years 464 00:59:24,962 --> 00:59:27,195 that they never did their due diligence. 465 00:59:27,197 --> 00:59:28,864 They never did their background checks 466 00:59:28,866 --> 00:59:30,799 so it was only a matter of time bef... 467 00:59:37,308 --> 00:59:38,240 Camila. 468 00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:43,745 Because we are terminating our contract with the agency 469 00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:47,316 that means we are nullifying all of the subsidiary 470 00:59:47,318 --> 00:59:49,785 staging contracts, including yours. 471 00:59:50,854 --> 00:59:53,789 You need to clear out in two days. 472 00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:56,091 But that's not necessary. 473 00:59:56,093 --> 01:00:00,862 Camila, I'm sorry but you need to sign this, OK? 474 01:00:00,864 --> 01:00:02,731 You don't understand. 475 01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:07,869 The only contract that I'm going to sign 476 01:00:07,871 --> 01:00:09,805 is a sales contract. 477 01:00:09,807 --> 01:00:11,607 My husband and I are buying this house. 478 01:00:11,609 --> 01:00:13,942 Camila. Please. 479 01:00:14,311 --> 01:00:17,245 I don't know much about your condition, but I do know 480 01:00:17,247 --> 01:00:20,849 that sometimes people feel things so intensely. 481 01:00:20,851 --> 01:00:22,317 We're paying cash. 482 01:00:22,987 --> 01:00:26,622 You know that, we're paying list and we're paying cash. 483 01:00:26,624 --> 01:00:29,124 Please. Please just... Please. 484 01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:31,159 He's in his workshop in the garage. 485 01:00:31,729 --> 01:00:32,729 Edgar! 486 01:00:35,132 --> 01:00:37,733 Brenda's here about the house, honey! 487 01:00:39,236 --> 01:00:41,336 I'm just going to go upstairs and clean up a little 488 01:00:41,338 --> 01:00:44,773 and then we can sit and have a nice, serious talk. 489 01:00:46,010 --> 01:00:47,309 Where's your little boy? 490 01:01:52,476 --> 01:01:54,042 Stop it! 491 01:01:55,079 --> 01:01:57,079 Stop, I mean it! 492 01:02:01,752 --> 01:02:03,118 Are you okay? 493 01:02:03,887 --> 01:02:05,153 Little boy? 494 01:02:05,155 --> 01:02:06,822 Stop it! 495 01:02:07,991 --> 01:02:09,958 Stop, I mean it! 496 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:13,295 You need to say you're okay if you're okay. 497 01:02:34,918 --> 01:02:37,119 Camila. 498 01:02:38,522 --> 01:02:40,856 You need to listen, Camila. 499 01:02:42,392 --> 01:02:45,127 You don't want to do anything... 500 01:03:13,924 --> 01:03:16,191 What if I told you, you could live 501 01:03:16,193 --> 01:03:19,261 in the home of your dreams with no money down. 502 01:03:19,263 --> 01:03:21,863 What if I told you you could live 503 01:03:21,865 --> 01:03:24,933 in the home of your dreams with no money down. 504 01:03:24,935 --> 01:03:27,969 What if I told you you could live... 505 01:04:22,259 --> 01:04:23,992 Agent Torres! 506 01:04:23,994 --> 01:04:25,460 You've been assigned a new mission, 507 01:04:25,462 --> 01:04:27,495 report to the garage immediately. 508 01:04:28,498 --> 01:04:30,632 You need to keep these two wires together, 509 01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:31,867 you understand me? 510 01:04:31,869 --> 01:04:33,501 Do not knock them apart! 511 01:04:34,338 --> 01:04:35,904 I need the car to stay running. 512 01:04:35,906 --> 01:04:38,240 I will turn it off, copy that? 513 01:04:38,242 --> 01:04:41,877 Good, now, do your feet reach the pedals? 514 01:04:41,879 --> 01:04:44,579 Okay, perfect. Now, show me where the gearshift is. 515 01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:48,083 Jaime, show me the gearshift. 516 01:04:50,087 --> 01:04:51,586 America needs a tidal wave 517 01:04:51,588 --> 01:04:53,922 of the old time rage. 518 01:04:53,924 --> 01:04:56,358 America needs to be taken out to God's bath house 519 01:04:56,360 --> 01:05:00,562 and the hose turned over us, the time is... 520 01:05:16,280 --> 01:05:17,445 You stay there while I finish 521 01:05:17,447 --> 01:05:19,381 - the disposal protocol. - What? 522 01:05:20,217 --> 01:05:21,249 What if someone comes? 523 01:05:21,251 --> 01:05:23,952 Handle yourself, Agent Torres. 524 01:06:44,701 --> 01:06:45,701 You! 525 01:09:32,335 --> 01:09:34,269 Management to register one. 526 01:09:34,271 --> 01:09:37,505 Repeat, management to register one. 527 01:10:27,857 --> 01:10:29,257 Are you okay? 528 01:10:40,370 --> 01:10:41,370 You're hurt? 529 01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:45,406 - I'm not hurt. - Who was it? 530 01:10:45,408 --> 01:10:47,542 No one hurt me, I'm just getting ready 531 01:10:47,544 --> 01:10:50,912 for the holiday open house, my husband, Edgar, came home. 532 01:11:00,457 --> 01:11:01,856 Do you mind taking that? 533 01:11:01,858 --> 01:11:03,558 I'm afraid I'm out of cash. 534 01:11:04,728 --> 01:11:06,461 Thank you! 535 01:12:04,621 --> 01:12:07,755 Any more of this shit and I'm going to need a hazmat suit. 536 01:12:07,757 --> 01:12:10,625 - What shit? - Last week was all like Christmas stuff 537 01:12:10,627 --> 01:12:13,961 and now it's Halloween, that's commitment, man. 538 01:12:13,963 --> 01:12:15,496 I should call the hospital. 539 01:12:16,466 --> 01:12:17,932 You mean the police? 540 01:12:18,635 --> 01:12:20,868 And soon, please, before she cuts my face off 541 01:12:20,870 --> 01:12:22,804 and glues it in her scrap book. 542 01:12:30,814 --> 01:12:32,113 Are you hearing me, Walt? 543 01:12:32,114 --> 01:12:33,413 Uh, if she decides to come back and start the massacre early, 544 01:12:33,416 --> 01:12:34,982 I'll be at Quiznos. 545 01:12:41,591 --> 01:12:43,658 Are you ready for your chill pills? 546 01:12:45,128 --> 01:12:47,995 Did you come to have a pill fill with Daddy? 547 01:12:48,598 --> 01:12:51,699 - Edgar. - We have enough for everyone. 548 01:12:58,041 --> 01:13:01,442 Now drink up, just like you saw Daddy do. 549 01:13:02,645 --> 01:13:05,446 It'll help Mommy get ready for the holiday open house. 550 01:13:06,649 --> 01:13:08,149 You're going to look so pretty. 551 01:13:24,601 --> 01:13:25,733 Now stick your tongue out. 552 01:14:06,576 --> 01:14:09,510 Don't open your presents yet, Edgar! 553 01:14:09,512 --> 01:14:10,912 I'm watching you! 554 01:14:12,749 --> 01:14:16,050 Wait for Jaime and I to come down, okay, honey? 555 01:15:56,920 --> 01:15:57,920 Camila? 556 01:16:00,990 --> 01:16:01,990 Camila? 557 01:16:09,966 --> 01:16:13,834 Edgar, you, get back from there. 558 01:16:15,204 --> 01:16:16,804 Camila, are you okay? 559 01:16:18,041 --> 01:16:19,640 Can you hear me, Camila? 560 01:16:22,679 --> 01:16:23,679 I have Edgar! 561 01:16:26,149 --> 01:16:28,783 You, sit, there. 562 01:16:28,785 --> 01:16:31,752 No. 563 01:16:32,221 --> 01:16:34,088 - Sit! - No! 564 01:16:34,958 --> 01:16:36,157 - No! - Sit! 565 01:16:36,159 --> 01:16:37,325 Sit down! 566 01:16:54,777 --> 01:16:56,177 Edgar! 567 01:16:58,815 --> 01:17:00,014 Edgar? 568 01:17:05,688 --> 01:17:08,723 No, no! 569 01:17:10,026 --> 01:17:11,726 You! 570 01:19:22,158 --> 01:19:23,158 Hi. 571 01:19:28,965 --> 01:19:30,264 You must be hungry. 572 01:19:34,237 --> 01:19:35,903 I don't have anything. 573 01:19:43,312 --> 01:19:45,412 When you're near, I can't do wrong. 574 01:19:46,349 --> 01:19:49,416 When you're right here, everything's all right. 575 01:19:50,286 --> 01:19:52,286 I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. 576 01:19:53,422 --> 01:19:54,522 Mom! 577 01:20:01,531 --> 01:20:02,531 Mommy! 578 01:20:08,337 --> 01:20:09,470 Mommy! 579 01:20:49,846 --> 01:20:50,978 Forever. 580 01:21:39,195 --> 01:21:40,561 Help! 581 01:21:45,635 --> 01:21:46,667 Help! 582 01:21:49,338 --> 01:21:50,338 Hello? 583 01:21:56,078 --> 01:21:58,145 Anyone home? 583 01:21:59,305 --> 01:22:05,590 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from SubtitleDB.org 41294

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