Original subtitles

IT'S OKAY, BABY. COME ON. YOU CAN TELL US.

SHE DIDN'T LOOK TOO HAPPY WHEN SHE WENT BACK THERE.

THAT COULD GO EITHER WAY.

WHICHEVER WAY IT WENT, SHE DIDN'T LIKE IT.

THAT'S CLEAR.

AIN'T NOTHING CLEAR ABOUT THIS.

IT'S EITHER DOUBLE LINE OR FLAT LINE.

WHAT SAY YOU, TROY?

TROY?

Troy: I'M OKAY.

BABY, LET ME SEE.

I CAN'T.

THEN TELL US!

TROY, WHAT DOES IT SAY?

I CAN'T.

SHE'S SO DAMN DRAMATIC.

[ LAUGHS ]

IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY.

MM.

YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?

NO.

YES, YOU WERE.

I‐IF ‐‐ IF ‐‐ IF I WERE, I WOULD TELL YOU.

I'M...

SHADE.

PICK YOUR DAMN FEET UP.

‐[ SOBS ] ‐AW, BABY, DON'T CRY.

WHAT YOU MEAN ‐‐ "DON'T CRY"? THE ONLY WAY SHE GONNA BE HAPPY

IS IF SHE DON'T HAVE ‐‐ DREW!

WHAT?

SHE DON'T WANT NO DAMN BABY.

[ SOBBING CONTINUES ]

SHE'S NOT TAKING THIS VERY WELL AT ALL.

AT ‐‐ AT ALL. TROY, ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH, BABY, TALK TO ME.

YEAH, SAY SOMETHING.

WHAT DOES IT SAY?

I'M NOT PREGNANT. [ GASPS ]

♪♪ I'M NOT PREGNANT ♪♪

[ LAUGHS ]

DAMN, GIRL.

YAS, GIRL, WE DOD‐‐ I MEAN, YOU DODGED A BULLET.

YOU AND DANNY.

NOT ‐‐ NOT ‐‐ NOT "WE," 'CAUSE I'M NOT TRIPPING.

DAMN, GIRL.

ACTUALLY, HER EGGS DODGED 2 MILLION TO 3 MILLION...

DEPENDING ON POTENCE.

I KNOW, RIGHT? [ LAUGHS ]

HEY, WAIT. WHOA, WHOA. OH, COME ON!

IF YOU DODGED THEM, THEY HAD TO LAND SOMEWHERE!

I HOPE SHE WASHED HER HANDS AFTER THAT TEST.

COULDN'T HAVE ALL GOT ON THE STICK.

OH, GEE, WHAT A RELIEF.

OR, UM, WHAT A RELEASE.

OH!

I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT HER EGG SAID WHEN DANNY...

LISTEN, THE LAST THING I NEED TO COME BETWEEN

ME AND DANNY IS A BABY.

SAM! WHAT? I MEANT IT.

YOU NEED HELP.

I'D NEED HELP IF DANNY WAS HAVING A BABY.

BUT WHY IS THAT YOUR BUSINESS?

KIDS CAN MAKE PEOPLE...

WHAT?

WELL, Y‐YOU KNOW, Y‐YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN.

YOU CAN'T GO OUT. YOU CAN'T GO TO PARTIES.

WHAT YOU CAN DO IS GO TO A CARPOOL.

WELL, HELL, Y'ALL DOING THAT ALREADY.

MM.

AND, I MEAN, DANNY DON'T GO OUT.

SHOOT FONTANA WAS A STRETCH.

I MEAN, HE REALLY AIN'T

[Chuckling] THAT MUCH FUN, EITHER.

[ BOTH LAUGH ] HEY.

HEY, WELL, MAYBE HE IS READY TO BE A DADDY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WELL, I AM NOT READY TO BE A MOMMY, SO...

[ LAUGHS ]

♪♪ I'M NOT PREGNANT ♪♪

[ LAUGHS ]

DANNY DOESN'T LOOK TOO HAPPY ABOUT THIS.

DANNY?

I'M NOT.

SAY WHAT?

TIME TO GO.

YEP. I'M JUST AHEAD OF YOU.

SEE YA! WOULDN'T WANT TO B‐A‐B‐Y YA.

[ CHUCKLES ] AH. BYE, BUDDY.

JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE HELL PUT Y'ALL'S

CLOTHES COORDINATION TOGETHER.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

DANNY.

YEAH?

YOU WANTED ME TO BE PREGNANT.

WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE MINDED IF YOU WERE.

DANNY ‐‐

UNH‐UNH! DON'T PUT THAT DOWN.

YOU DONE PEED ALL OVER IT.

NO!

DON'T PUT IT ON ME.

I MEAN, PUT IT ON ME, BUT, YOU KNOW...

[ SIGHS ]

WHAT IS IT, BABY?

CAN YOU IMAGINE ME WITH A BABY?

YES.

I CAN.

REALLY? BIG OLD FOREHEAD.

IT'S ALL GHETTO.

SNATCHING AND PUNCHING OTHER BABIES.

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ] THAT'S TRUE.

HOLD HIM ON YOUR HIP.

LOUD, TALK ABOUT, "YES! YES, LITTLE BABY!"

THAT'S HOW YOU IMAGINE ME?

I KNOW YOU BY YOUR WORKS, BABY.

BUT, NO, I CAN IMAGINE YOU AS A MOTHER.

YOU'RE SERIOUS?

YES, I AM.

ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED?

[ SIGHS ]

A LITTLE BIT.

WELL, YOU LOOK MORE THAN DISAPPOINTED WITH ALL THAT

FACIAL ACTION [Chuckling] YOU HAD GOING ON THERE.

WELL, I'M NOT READY FOR A BABY.

WELL, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.

DANNY, I TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE.

YEAH, I KNOW, BABY, BUT...

BUT WHAT?

IT JUST WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE FOR MY LITTLE SISTER

TO HAVE SOMEONE TO GROW UP WITH, YOU KNOW?

SO, YOU WANT YOUR BABY TO GROW UP WITH THEIR AUNT.

DOESN'T THAT SOUND WEIRD TO YOU?

WELL, NOW THAT YOU SAY IT OUT LOUD...

THE KARDASHIANS ARE DOING IT.

NO.

FACTS. YEAH.

I'M JUST SAYING, BABY ‐‐ IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE.

WELL, BABY, WE HAVE TIME.

I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

YOU PROMISE?

YES. YAS.

YAS!

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, TOO, BABY.

MM!

SO, UM, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO IN THE BACK AND WORK ON IT?

I SAY NOT HAPPENING.

OKAY, GO WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS, THEN.

I MEAN THAT WITH LOVE.

NOW IT'S REALLY NOT HAPPENING.

YOU JUST GONNA SWITCH TO THE OTHER HAND.

SURE WILL.

WOW.

[ CHUCKLES ] OH.

THAT'S CRAZY ‐‐ A BABY?

RIGHT?

I MEAN, DANNY? [ LAUGHS ]

HE'S PRACTICALLY A BABY HIMSELF.

RIGHT.

I MEAN, MAYBE ONE DAY.

YEAH, YEAH. SURE, SURE.

WHEN HE'S LIKE 79.

[ CHUCKLES ] THAT'S WHEN I PLAN TO START.

ME TOO.

YOU'RE SERIOUS?

HELL YEAH.

CAN'T HAVE NO CHILDREN MESSING UP THIS BEAUTIFUL BODY.

MNH‐MNH. WE DON'T WANT THAT.

I SEE YOU LOOKING AT IT.

MM‐HMM. [ CHUCKLES ]

MM‐HMM.

DREW.

WHAT?

I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

OH, NO.

WHAT?

[ SIGHS ] YOU GOT THAT SERIOUS LOOK.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

EVERY TIME YOU GET ALL SERIOUS ON ME,

YOU END UP DOING SOMETHING CRAZY, LIKE BUYING FLOWERS,

LIGHTING ‐‐ LIGHTING CANDLES, OR WEARING BLACKFACE.

I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT BLACKFACE.

I KNOW YOU MEANT WELL,

BUT IT WAS WEIRD CRAZY AND...STRANGE.

I'M SORRY, SORRY, AND I'M SORRY.

BUT...I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

SAM, IT'S GETTING ‐‐ IT'S GETTING ‐‐

IT'S GETTING KIND OF HEAVY.

I'M NOT GETTING HEAVY.

YES, YOU ARE.

AND YOU PROBABLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOMETHING

RIGHT NOW THAT I KNOW I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT.

LIKE WHAT?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT!

BUT WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT,

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT

'CAUSE YOU AIN'T GONNA BE ABOUT IT!

SO I‐I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

DREW, SERIOUSLY, YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR ME?

THAT'S A "NO" FOR ME.

I'M SERIOUS.

NOT THIS TIME, BABY.

[ SIGHS ] WELL...I DO LOVE YOU.

AAH!

[ GRUNTS ]

I KNEW IT!

I KNEW IT! WAIT.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

[ GRUNTS ] WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

KNEW YOU LOVED ME.

[ SIGHS ]

AS A FRIEND.

AND NOTHING ELSE?

NOTHING MORE AND NOTHING LESS.

DAMN, DREW!

WHAT?

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE NO FEELINGS FOR ME!

SAM.

YOU MEAN NOTHING'S CHANGED SINCE I MOVED IN?!

NOT TRUE.

I HATED YOUR ASS WHEN YOU FIRST GOT HERE.

SO I'M MOVING UP IN YOUR HEART?

I WOULDN'T SAY YOU'VE BEEN MOVING UP IN MY HEART...

BUT YOU'VE BEEN MOVING UP.

[ Chuckling ] O‐HO.

OH. MM‐HMM.

WELL, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?

I WOULD SAY THAT...

YOU'RE VERY THOUGHTFUL AND KIND, AND YOU CAN BE

SENSITIVE WHEN YOU WANT TO, AND YOU HAVE A LOT OF QUALITIES

THAT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD, SO NOW I SEE YOU

IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT, BUT THAT'S ALL.

OKAY.

[ SIGHS ] SO...YOU UNDERSTAND?

I UNDERSTAND...

THAT I LOVE YOU.

YOU ‐‐ STOP PLAYING.

DREW, I LOVE YOU.

YOU SERIOUS?

YES. AND I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.

LIKE ‐‐ LIKE, REALLY?

YES.

LIKE, FOR REAL, FOR REAL?

FOR REAL, FOR REAL.

I'LL BE BACK! I LEFT SOMETHING ON THE STOVE!

WHAT? A‐A‐AT MY MAMA'S HOUSE...

ALL THE WAY IN NIGERIA.

I‐I GOT TO GO.

GOODBYE, MAMA.

"AND THANK YOU, MAMA, FOR WATCHING MY BABY FOR ME."

THANK YOU, MAMA, FOR WATCHING MY BABY FOR ME...

MM. ...AND LEAVING HER WITH

BOO‐BOO TROY AND DREW LIKE I ASKED YOU NOT TO!

GIRL, THEY CAN HANDLE ALL THAT WAILING.

I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THAT.

NO! THEY GOT YOUNG EARS!

I CAN'T STAND ALL THEIR HOLLERING AND CARRYING ON!

[ BABY CRYING ]

THANK YOU.

[ SCOFFS ] DON'T WORRY, BABY.

MAMA WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU ‐‐

EVER LEAVE YOU HERE WITH HER AGAIN.

OKAY?

THANK YOU!

I APPRECIATE THAT.

DROP THE MIC.

OH. OH.

WHAT YOU DOING HERE, DREW?

HEY, MISS LINDA. I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

TALK TO ME ABOUT WHAT?

NO, YOU'RE RIGHT ‐‐ ALL YOUR RELATIONSHIPS SUCK.

MOVE. OH!

HEY, MISS HATTIE.

OKAY, GREAT. BYE, DREW.

‐YOU... ‐MAMA, YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON...

‐BYE, EVERYBODY. ‐...I WOULD EVER

WANT ADVICE FROM.

YOU LOOK REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

GIRL, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?

IT'S ABOUT SAM.

I KNOW DAMN WELL...

YOU DIDN'T COME IN HERE AND TALK TO ME ABOUT MY MAN.

GIRL, I'M BEING SERIOUS.

WHAT, GIRL? OH.

SAM JUST SAID SOMETHING DEVASTATING TO ME.

WELL, WHAT DID SAM SAY THAT WAS SO DEVASTATING?

HE SAID THAT HE LOVES ME.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND KEEP ON TALKING.

MM‐HMM.

OH, BUT DON'T WORRY, 'CAUSE I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM.

YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, DREW?

YES.

THINK ABOUT IT.

WELL, I...

HUH?

AH.

SO YOU GONNA SIT HERE AND TELL ME YOU FEEL

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR SAM?

I MEAN, I FEEL SOMETHING WHEN HE HIT ME FROM THE LEFT.

I FEEL SOMETHING WHEN HE HIT ME FROM THE RIGHT.

WHITE BOY CAN JUMP.

OOH.

JUMPING, JUMPING, JUMPING. JUMPING, JUMPING, JUMPING.

OOH, I KNOW, DREW.

GIRL, HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED THAT THING HE DOES WITH HIS TOES?

OOH, GIRL!

MISS ‐‐ MISS HATTIE.

OOH! MISS...

YOU PLAYING, RIGHT?

GIRL, I'M JUST TEASING WITH YOU.

YOU BETTER BE. YOU BETTER BE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I KNEW IT.

I KNEW YOU WERE JEALOUS OF ME AND SAM ALL ALONG.

J‐‐ J‐JELLO?

NO. UH, NO.

NO, THANK YOU. I HAD PLENTY TO EAT EARLIER.

NO JELLO.

YOU HEARD WHAT THE HELL I SAID ‐‐ YOU JEALOUS!

NO, I'M NOT.

I THINK YOU'RE IN LOVE, DREW.

NO. [ CHUCKLES ] NO. THAT ‐‐ THAT CAN'T BE.

YEAH, YOU ARE.

SO, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION ‐‐

WHEN HE WALKS OUT THE DOOR, DO YOU MISS HIM?

YEAH, ACTUALLY, I DO.

ANOTHER QUESTION FOR YOU, BABY ‐‐

DOES HE MAKE YOUR HEART GO PITTER‐PATTER?

HE DOES.

BUT IT'S SAM, MISS HATTIE.

I‐I CAN'T BE INVOLVED WITH HIM.

IF HE MOVE ON AND BE WITH SOMEBODY ELSE, WOULD YOU CARE?

NO.

DREW.

[ SIGHS ] YES.

I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU HAVE A REALITY CHECK.

CHECK IN WITH YOUR TRUE FEELINGS, BABY?

YOU THINK?

NO, I KNOW.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

AND SOMETHING OTHER ELSE ‐‐ JUST MY FINAL THING ‐‐

IF YOU FIND THAT YOU HAVE NO NEED FOR SAM...

SEND HIM RIGHT ON OVER HERE.

I CAN FIND MANY THINGS TO DO WITH SAM.

YOU'RE JUST AS NASTY AS YOU WANT TO BE.

FINALLY GOT SOMETHING OF MY OWN, AND YOU WANT TO TAKE IT.

I ALREADY DONE HAD IT!

♪♪♪♪

SHE LOVES ME.

SHE LOVES ME NOT.

SHE LOVES ME.

SAM. HI.

OKAY. WE REALLY NEED TO TALK.

[ As The Joker ] "WHY SO SERIOUS?"

YOU'RE RIGHT ‐‐ THIS IS SERIOUS.

[ Normal voice ] OH, OKAY, LET ME ‐‐

LET ME JUST ‐‐ LET ME JUST SAY THIS FIRST ‐‐

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SCARE YOU.

YOU DIDN'T SCARE ME.

I DIDN'T?

NO.

WELL, GOOD.

BUT...WE DO NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS THING.

OKAY. LET'S TALK.

OKAY.

[ SIGHS ]

I‐I REALLY LIKE YOU.

YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME EARLIER.

WELL, I‐I DO.

BUT...?

BUT...WELL, YOU'VE HURT A LOT OF PEOPLE,

AND I DON'T WANT TO BE ONE OF THEM.

[ SIGHS ] I WON'T HURT YOU.

[ SCOFFS ] HOW DO I KNOW THAT?

BECAUSE I'M DIFFERENT WITH YOU.

YOU ARE?

[ Chuckling ] YES. CAN'T YOU TELL?

I GUESS SO.

I THINK ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME.

YOU'RE ON MY MIND ALL DAY.

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S JUST 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE ME.

[ Chuckling ] OH, NO.

NO. THAT'S ‐‐ THAT'S BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

OKAY. WELL, I THINK ABOUT YOU...SOMETIMES.

YOU THINK ABOUT ME ALL THE TIME, GIRL.

YEAH.

I DO.

SO, YOU LOVE ME?

WELL...I...

YES.

AND YOU WANT SOME MORE OF ME ‐‐

MORE THAN JUST A FRIEND?

I DON'T KNOW.

[ SIGHS ] YEAH, YOU KNOW.

[ SIGHS ] WELL...

WHAT IF YOU DECIDED THAT YOU DON'T WANT ME ANYMORE, YOU KNOW?

LIKE, WHAT IF YOU JUST WAKE UP ONE MORNING

AND YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WITH ME?

SO YOU'RE CONSIDERING BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP?

I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK YOU ARE.

SAM.

YOU KNOW...I CAN'T BE BLACK, RIGHT?!

I'M NEVER DOING THAT BLACKFACE AGAIN!

SAM, I‐I KNOW YOU CAN'T BE BLACK.

I MEAN, LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE WEARING.

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORK ON THAT, FOR SURE.

[ SIGHS ] SO MANY LESSONS.

WELL, I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE BLACK MEN.

YEAH, I DO.

OKAY. OKAY.

AND I KNOW HOW YOU LIKE THEM MUCH MORE THAN YOU LIKE ME.

[ SIGHS ]

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

BUT YOU SAID...

YES.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

GOD, I FEEL REALLY DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU ‐‐ I REALLY DO.

REALLY?

LET ‐‐ LET ME SHOW YOU HOW MUCH.

SAM, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX RIGHT NOW.

CAN WE JUST ‐‐ CAN WE JUST TALK, PLEASE?

CAN WE TALK?

I LIKE IT SO MUCH, I WANT TO PUT A RING ON IT.

STOP PLAYING.

DREW.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

STOP PLAYING.

I'M SERIOUS.

S‐STOP ‐‐ STOP PLAYING.

HERE'S THE RING.

SAM.

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

[ SIGHS ]