Original subtitles

OHH! UH‐UH. NO.

OHH! GET YOUR MAMA, BABY.

YOUR MAMA PROSTRATE, BABY. GET YOUR MAMA.

THE DEAD HAS ARISEN. OOH!

Philip: HELP HER, FLOYD. BROTHER.

‐OOH! ‐CAN YOU WALK?

I'M SO DAMN MAD!

THIS IS AWKWARD.

Philip: REAL AWKWARD.

I'M GOING HOME.

WHAT? MISS ALL THE FUN?

[ LAUGHS ]

WHAT FUN?

SEEING TWO BONY ASSES UP IN THE AIR

LOOKING LIKE TWO BALLOONS WITH FOUR STICKS STUCK UP IN 'EM?

YEAH, THAT'S... REAL FUNNY.

NASTY.

I'M SO DAMN MAD!

MAMA.

WHAT, SAM CHEATING ON ME?

S‐STOP IT, MAMA.

THE END.

OKAY. I'M GOING HOME.

BABY, I'M ‐‐ I'M RIGHT WITH YOU,

COME ON. I'MA BUST HIM IN HIS DAMN FACE.

OOH. MAMA.

HATTIE.

WHAT?! YOU GONNA ‐‐

YOU GONNA WAKE THE BABY.

OH, SORRY, LITTLE BABY.

YOU'LL HAVE THESE PROBLEM ALONG THE WAY.

BUT I'MA BUST HIM IN HIS DAMN FACE.

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT LATER ON.

YOU KNOW WHAT, BABY? COME ON, LET'S GO.

YEAH, LET'S GO.

[ SIGHS ] UH, BYE, DANNY.

BYE.

YOU OKAY?

HELL, NAH, HE AIN'T OKAY.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

HE JUST SAW HIS BOYFRIEND

AND HIS GIRLFRIEND HAVING SEX TOGETHER.

OH. OKAY. AHH!

‐WHOO. THAT SOUNDED PENTECOSTAL. ‐THAT'S TERRIBLE.

COME ON, BABY.

THAT POOR BABY AIN'T GONNA BE WORTH A DAMN

WHEN HE GET UP AROUND THIS FAMILY.

MMM. MMM‐MMM‐MMM.

AND THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE.

OOH.

DANNY. Danny: YEAH?

ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH, YEAH, I'M FINE.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, COME ON, LET'S GO HOME.

UHH.

TROY? WHEN YOU GET THERE,

SHAVE THAT ONE EYEBROW IN THE MIDDLE FOR ME, PLEASE?

RIGHT HERE.

YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, HATTIE?

FLOYD, I'M GOING BACK IN THERE. I'MA WHUP ME SOME ASS.

NO! NO! NO.

DON'T GO BACK IN THERE NOW.

SAM MY MAN!

SHE AIN'T EVEN MUCH WANT HIM, FLOYD!

JUST STOP IT. I KNEW IT.

I KNEW WHEN HE MOVED BACK IN THERE WITH THAT HARLOT,

SHE WAS GONNA DO THIS HERE.

HATTIE.

NOW HE AIN'T GONNA PAY ME FOR THE COLLARD GREENS, FLOYD.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

OR MY YAMS.

YOUR YAMS?

YOU KNOW THEY SWEET, FLOYD.

YOU KNOW THEY SWEET.

OR MY HATTIE PATTIE.

UGH!

HELL, NAH.

COME ON, STAND UP STRAIGHT.

I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR GLORY.

COME ON, NOW, WE NEED TO GO ON HOME NOW.

NO. I'M GOING HOME, FLOYD,

BUT I'MA WHUP ME SOME ASS BEFORE I GO HOME.

NOW, HATTIE, WE GETTING READY TO GO.

OOH, FLOYD. WHAT?

YOU KNOW I LOVE WHEN YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT.

IF THIS THE WAY I GOT TO GET YOUR BIG ASS HOME,

THAT'S WHAT WE GONNA DO. OOH, FLOYD, COME ON.

TAKE ME HOME, FLOYD. I'LL GO HOME WITH YOU, FLOYD.

LORD, I HOPE THEM PLASTIC SEAT COVERS WILL HELP ME.

‐‐Captions by VITAC‐‐ www.vitac.com

CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

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ARE YOU OKAY?

NO.

WHAT'S WRONG?

THOSE TWO.

DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?

NO.

OKAY, WELL, GOOD.

I MEAN, NO, IT DOES.

WHY?

I KNOW SAM.

AND?

HE'S JUST USING HER.

WELL, IT DID LOOK LIKE SHE ENJOYED BEING USED,

BECAUSE HER LEGS WERE ALL IN THE AIR EVERYWHERE.

MMM. SPREAD.

I COULD SEE IT ALL.

I SAW IT ALL.

BABY, NO, YOU DON'T GET IT.

SAM'S JUST GONNA BREAK HER HEART.

WELL, THAT'S NONE OUR BUSINESS, BABE.

YES, IT IS.

WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

BECAUSE AFTER HE BREAKS HER HEART,

SHE'S JUST GONNA COME RUNNING OVER HERE TO US.

WELL, LET HER COME RUNNING.

NO. NO, NO. THIS IS NOT GOOD AT ALL.

DANNY.

NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

SAM HAS A DIFFERENT WOMAN EVERY WEEKEND.

AND DREW HAS A DIFFERENT MAN EVERY MONTH.

NO, SHE DON'T.

YEAH, SHE DOES.

I DON'T SEE A DIFFERENT MAN.

MMM, THAT'S 'CAUSE SHE KEEP HER HO ON THE LOW.

DOES SHE REALLY?

I SEENT IT.

I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT THAT GIRL.

SHE BE LIKE... AND SHE WAS...

MMM, MMM, MMM. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.

YOU NEED TO SEE IT. CHILD, I TELL YOU.

ARE WE TALKING ABOUT DREW?

YES. SHE'S A HO.

ALL THAT.

LIKE SAM. JUST LIKE HIM.

BUT THIS IS JUST NOT RIGHT.

WELL, IT'S RIGHT FOR HER.

WOW. MM‐HMM.

AND APPARENTLY, THEY ARE RIGHT FOR EACH OTHER.

BUT THIS ‐‐ THIS MAKES NO SENSE.

BABY, IT MAKES SENSE FOR THEM.

THEY LOVE IT.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

OH.

OOH, NOW I KNOW WHY SAM WAS SO UPSET.

ABOUT?

I CAN'T TELL YOU.

SHE TOLD ME NOT TO TELL NOBODY.

SO I CAN'T TELL YOU.

BABY, I'M YOUR HUSBAND.

AND SHE SAID, ESPECIALLY NOT TO TELL MY HUSBAND.

DO YOUR ASS WANT A DIVORCE?

OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU.

SEE, WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS,

WHEN SHE BROUGHT THAT DUDE MIKE HOME,

SAM HAD A FIT. HE ‐‐ MMM, HE WENT OFF.

WHAT?

YES.

HE WENT OFF.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

MMM. THEY MUST'VE BEEN AT THIS FOR AWHILE.

WELL, WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS?

YOU THINK THEY'RE SWINGERS?

NO.

COULD BE.

NO, NO, THEY'RE NOT.

I MEAN, SAM'S OVER THERE.

WELL, YEAH, HE IS A FREAK. MM‐HMM.

NO. NO, NO. I'M SURE ‐‐ I'M SURE THAT'S NOT IT.

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY THEY WOULDN'T TELL ME.

MAYBE IT'S 'CAUSE THEY'RE SEX FRIENDS.

LIKE CUTTY BUDDIES?

YEAH, YOU KNOW, I USED TO HAVE THIS LITTLE CUTTY BUDDY ‐‐

HUH‐UH!

IT WAS IN COLLEGE. NO. NO.

YOU DONE? YOU GOT IT OUT YOUR SYSTEM?

SAY SOMETHING.

I'M SORRY. GO AHEAD.

SORRY. I'M LISTENING.

SORRY.

YOU SURE?

I JUST DON'T GET IT.

HOW COULD THEY HOOK UP? THEY HATE EACH OTHER.

WELL, WHEN YOU'RE LIVING THAT CLOSE IN A HOUSE WITH SOMEONE,

THINGS ARE BOUND TO HAPPEN.

YEAH, SAM IS A FREAK.

REALLY? REALLY? YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW.

WE WERE ROOMMATES. HE USED TO DO THIS...

WHAT?

DANNY, IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU NEED TO TELL ME?

NO.

ARE YA SURE? YES!

YES.

WAIT, NOW.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

ALL THAT HAIR.

LOOK, I'M JUST REALLY UPSET THAT SAM IS JUST USING HER.

WELL, DON'T BE THROWING YOUR HAIR,

ALL THAT FLINGIN'.

LOOK WHO'S TALKING.

MY HAIR IS REAL, YOURS IS IMAGINARY.

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT HAIR AIN'T REAL.

DO YOU KNOW THAT, BABY?

OH, I KNOW WHAT A TRACK FEEL LIKE.

AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

MY FRIEND CRYSTAL. YES!

OH. I DID IT AGAIN. YOU AND THAT...

IF YOU FLING THAT... I'M DONE.

...IMAGINARY WEAVE ONE MORE TIME.

I'M DONE. OUT OF MY SYSTEM.

AND ANYWAY, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT HE'S USING HER.

YEAH, WELL, I'M GONNA FIND OUT.

HOW? TOMORROW AT WORK.

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HI.

HEY.

HEY, BUDDY.

HOW ARE YOU?

I'M GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.

MM‐HMM. DANNY.

YOU WANT TO TELL US WHY YOU DIDN'T PICK US UP THIS MORNING?

WELL, TROY WAS RUNNING LATE, SO, YOU KNOW, I JUST DIPPED ON OUT.

YOU LYING.

NO, I'M NOT.

WE SAW TROYVONTE WHEN HE LEFT HIS APARTMENT.

OKAY. WELL, SHE SAY SOMETHING TO YOU?

NO.

OKAY, GREAT.

OKAY. OKAY.

OKAY.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOTHING.

SOMETHING'S GOING ON.

NO, IT'S NOT.

YES, IT IS.

'CAUSE YOU ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT

THE OZONE AND THE ENVIRONMENT.

THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS MAKE US CARPOOL.

ONE DAY A WEEK WOULDN'T HURT YA!

ARE YOU SURE?

YES.

AND I KNOW THE TWO OF YOU AREN'T SAY ANYTHING

ABOUT RIDING TOGETHER.

IN THE HO LANE ‐‐ HOV LANE.

HMM. YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE.

HMM.

OKAY.

HMM.

WE ALL SAW YOU HAVING DIRTY, BUTT‐NAKED

DONKEY SEX ON THE COUCH

AND WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

DAMN!

DANNY.

WE ‐‐ WE DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

OH, YES, YOU DO. WE ALL SAW YOU.

DAMN, WHO'S WE?

ALL OF US.

EXPLAIN, "ALL OF US."

EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY.

THAT'S A LOT OF PEOPLE.

OKAY, I'LL JUST NAME THEM OFF.

'CAUSE IT WAS ALL OF US.

ME INCLUDED.

WHO SAW YOU.

WHO ELSE?

IT WAS ME, TROY, MY MOM, MY DAD, MY UNCLE FLOYD,

AND EVEN MY LITTLE BABY SISTER SELENA,

WHO I KNOW FOR SURE MIGHT BE A HO AFTER SEEING YOU.

OH. AS LONG AS IT ‐‐ AND MAMA HATTIE.

AH, DAMN! THERE GOES MY MEAL TICKET.

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SO ‐‐ SO EVERYBODY SAW ME IN ALL MY GLORY?

WHAT DID THE MEN SAY?

DANNY? HOW DID YOU SEE US?

THAT'S NOT THE QUESTION.

ALL RIGHT, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

WELL, WHEN A WOMAN...

OPENS ‐‐ I ‐‐ I GOT IT.

MM‐HMM. YEAH.

I'M BRIGHT IN SOME AREAS.

LOOK, PEEPING DANNY,

HOW DID YOU SEE US?

I USED A KEY.

AND YOU DIDN'T COME IN TO JOIN US?

YEAH, I MEAN, IT ‐‐ IT'S A TEAM SPORT.

NO, IT'S NOT.

I TOLD YOU TO GET THAT DAMN KEY BACK.

I KNOW, I'M SORRY.

DANNY, LISTEN ‐‐ NO, NO, NO LISTEN.

NOW TELL ME NOW, DAMN IT. HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?

TAKE IT AWAY, SAM. HEY.

ONE TIME.

WHAT?

TWO TIMES.

WHAT?

OKAY, A FEW TIMES.

WHAT?

SEVEN TIMES.

WHAT?

10 TIMES IN A SEVEN‐DAY PERIOD.

WHAT?

THOUSANDS OF TIMES.

OKAY. I ‐‐ I GET IT.

GET ME AN ABACUS.

DAMN, GIRL.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

BECAUSE WE DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW.

OH. SO, WHAT? YOU TWO ARE LIKE A COUPLE NOW?

HELL, NAH! YES.

NO. N‐NO ‐‐ YES.

SEE ‐‐ MAYBE.

WHICH IS IT?!

NOW, YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE SAM, OKAY?

HE'S JUST MY BOOTY CALL.

THEN STOP DOING NASTY THINGS WITH HIM.

DANNY, I TRIED, BUT...

BUT WHAT?

YOUR BOY PUTS IN WORK.

OVERTIME.

THAT'S TIME...

AND A HALF.

I'M REALLY GOOD, DANNY. YOU KNOW THAT.

NO, I DON'T. AND STOP THAT. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME.

YES, PLEASE, STOP.

'CAUSE I'M STARTING TO THINK IT'S TRUE.

WELL, IT'S NOT.

MAYBE A LITTLE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT.

NOW, YOU TWO NEED TO STOP THIS.

STOP? WHY?

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO SEE EITHER ONE OF YOU GET HURT.

THE ONLY THING I'M GOING TO HURT IS MY LEFT HIP.

OR HER.

SAM. WHAT?

YOU KNOW HOW YOU ARE WITH WOMEN.

YOU LEAVE 'EM RIGHT AFTER YOU'RE DONE.

I WAIT 'TIL I'M DONE.

IT'S COMMON COURTESY.

AND, DREW.

WHAT? YOU'VE CHANGED.

YOU'RE JUST A HO ON THE LOW.

OOH, I'MA KILL TROY.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

NOTHING.

OH, NO, IT MEANS SOMETHING.

MM‐HMM.

IT MEANS SHE'S GOT A FEW MENS‐ES...

ON THE LOW. AND SHE GOT A LOT OF 'EM.

MAYBE A DOZEN.

HMM. DANNY!

A BAKER'S DOZEN?

COULD BE. HOW MANY?

YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW ALL THAT.

YES, I DO.

NO, YOU DON'T.

BECAUSE I USE PR‐‐ S‐SOMETIMES, MOST OF THE TIME,

LIKE WHEN I'M NOT FEELING TOO FREAKY, I...

UGH.

LOOK. MY MEN STRAP IT UP.

AND ON IF WE ARE...

[ GASPS ] OH, MY LORD.

BUT I USE PROTECTION ALL THE TIME.

OKAY, GREAT. SO NO HARM, NO FOUL.

YEAH, NONE. [ TRILLS ]

HEY, OOH. OOH.

THERE YOU GO.

THAT'S RIGHT. NO.

YOU DID THAT WITH THE BACK OF THE HAND, BUT IT'S FINE.

GO 'HEAD. HEY.

THAT'S ‐‐ AND WE HOLD,

AND WE HOLD.

MIGHT AS WELL MAKE A CHAIN.

WE ‐‐ WE WERE AS WE WERE.

WE WERE AS WE ARE, ALL DAY.

AND WE HOLD. DAMN. NO, STOP.

YES, HARM AND A FOUL. TECHNICAL, TWO SHOTS.

NOW YOU TWO NEED TO STOP DOING

WHAT I SAW YOU DOING LAST NIGHT, ALL RIGHT?

BUT BY THE WAY...

WHAT IS THAT POSITION?

COME ON.

IT'S CALLED "NUMBER 567."

I CREATED IT AT A...

EXPERIMENTAL GROUP AT M. I. T.

OH. YOU, UH...

THINK YOU CAN TEACH ME?

GOT TO SPICE THINGS UP AT HOME.

I ALREADY TAUGHT ‐‐ NEVER MIND.

YOU WERE ASLEEP.

UM, IT TAKES ‐‐ IT TAKES YEARS OF PRACTICE

AND MANY MEN HAVE SACRIFICED THEIR LIVES TO GET THERE.

OR TO GET THEIR PARTNERS THERE.

COME ON, LET ME.

TRYING TO SPICE THINGS UP IN THE BEDROOM.

CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR TOES?

YEAH. WITH YOUR TONGUE?

ALL RIGHT, I'LL TEACH YA.

ARM UP. OKAY.

DUCKING UNDER.

ALL RIGHT, NOW CLENCH.

MORE. CLENCH.

MORE. HEY!

THE POSITION DOESN'T WORK BETWEEN MEN.

SO YOU AND TROY ARE OUT.

TROY BOY, TROY BOY!

SHE'S NOT A BOY.

FULL‐GROWN MAN. [ LAUGHS ]

OH, NOW YOU WANT TO GET AN ATTITUDE

'CAUSE I'M MESSING WITH YOUR MAN?

YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T LIKE THIS.

I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL AND YOU TWO NEED TO STOP IT.

I KNOW. DANNY, YOU'RE RIGHT.

SAM, WE NEED TO STOP.

THANK YOU.

I DON'T WANNA STOP.

WELL, YOU HAVE TO.

MMM, NO.

SAM, LIKE I TOLD YOU LAST NIGHT,

IT'S BEEN FUN, BUT WE NEED TO END THIS.

WHY?

'CAUSE, YOU.

WHAT ABOUT ME?

YOU GETTING ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE.

THAT'S ACTUALLY ANOTHER NAME FOR THAT MOVE.

WHEN IT WAS IN THE BETA STAGE, BEFORE IT WENT TO MARKET.

SERIOUSLY.

YOU GOT REALLY UPSET WHEN I HAD MY FINE FRIEND MIKE OVER.

[ GASPS ]

NO, I WASN'T. HE WASN'T FINE.

LITTLE CHOCOLATE DROP.

[ LAUGHS ]

MELTS IN YOUR MOUTH ‐‐ UH.

WHAT? NO, I WASN'T!

I JUST DON'T LIKE JIM ‐‐ HIM.

OKAY, AND THAT'S FINE, BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU.

LIKE THAT.

GOOD, 'CAUSE I KNOW I DON'T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT.

OKAY, SO WE CLEAR?

COULDN'T BE CLEARER.

OKAY, GREAT. GOOD.

OKAY, GOOD. SO ‐‐ SO WE GOOD.

YEAH. WAIT, SO ‐‐ SO IT'S OVER?

IT'S OVER. OVER.

WELL, GOOD, GREAT. THANKS.

DON'T WORRY, BABY FATHER.

I'M NEVER GONNA SLEEP WITH THAT ANIMAL AGAIN.

YEAH, I'M AN ANIMAL... NAMED THE GENUS.

WHATEVER. WE'RE DONE. GOOD, GOOD.

GOOD. GOOD.

GOOD. GREAT. GREAT.

GOOD. GOOD FOR YOU. EVERYBODY'S HAPPY.

OKAY. YOU'RE WELCOME.

SO THERE IT IS. THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. WELL, THANK YOU.

SAM? HMM?

IT'S BEEN REAL.

DANNY...

YOU ON DECK.

STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

YOU BETTER GET OUT OF MY BATTER'S BOX.

BELIEVE ME, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY IN THIS GAME.

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SAM? YEAH?

I'M SO HAPPY!

WELL, I'M NOT.

WHY? THIS WAS FOR THE BEST.

WELL, SHE WAS MY...

OH, NO, SHE WASN'T. JUST STOP IT, OKAY?

STOP IT. NO.

SAM, YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE HER. YOU'RE ONLY USING HER FOR SEX.

DANNY!

LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

YES, I DO. ALL RIGHT?

I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE NOT INTO HER,

SO SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO GET INTO YOU.

WELL...

I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THAT...

AND DON'T MAKE A NASTY JOKE.

JOKES AREN'T FACTS.

GOOD. JUST GLAD SHE'S COOL ABOUT THIS,

'CAUSE YOU KNOW HER HEART WOULD'VE GOTTEN BROKEN.

LIKE MINE IS NOW?

NO, IT'S NOT. YES, IT IS.

SAM.

DANNY.

I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH HER.

HUH?

I SAID, I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH HER.

HUH?

I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DREW.

HUH?

I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH DREW.

LOVE. DREW.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID.

OH, THIS IS BAD. THIS IS REALLY BAD.

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