Original subtitles

HUH.

IT REALLY IS GOOD.

BUT HOW DOES SHE ‐‐

OOH, I NEED TO TRY THAT POSITION.

YEAH, WHERE YOU AT, GIRL? WHAT YOU CALL ME?

YEAH, I KNOW YOU WANT ME.

GIRL, I KNOW YOU.

I KNOW ‐‐ HEY.

HEY, BABE. [ CHUCKLES ] HOW WAS WORK?

IT WAS GOOD, IT WAS FINE. OH, YEAH?

MM‐HMM. OH, GOOD.

UHH, BABY?

YES? AREN'T YOU JUST GONNA ‐‐

I MEAN, YOU GONNA ASK ME ABOUT MY DAY?

HOW WAS YOUR DAY, DANNY?

SELFISH.

COME ON DOWN HERE, GIRL.

LET ME SEE YA.

LET ME TALK TO YA.

LET ME RAP TO YOU, MAMA.

OKAY.

MY DAY WAS ‐‐

IT WAS GOOD, MM‐HMM.

GOOD.

YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT WAS SO LONG.

OKAY.

IT WAS SO HOT.

[ SIGHS ]

TSSSS.

IT WAS SO STEAMY.

AND I'M STICKY.

DANNY.

YEAH, GIRL.

MY LITTLE LOVE MUFFIN FACE.

PLEASE STOP IT, PLEASE.

WHAT AM I DOING?

WE ARE NOT DOING THIS EVERY NIGHT.

DOING WHAT?

HAVING SEX.

BUT WE'RE NEWLYWEDS!

[ SIGHS ]

YEAH, I KNOW.

BUT I'M ‐‐ I'M HORNY! LIKE A RABBIT!

DANNY, A RABBIT IS NOT GOOD, BABY.

I CAN'T ‐‐

IT'S OVER BEFORE IT STARTS. YEAH, BUT I ‐‐

I JUST MEAN, LIKE, FROM THE ENERGY PERSPECTIVE.

I KNOW. YOU KNOW HOW I SWEAT.

[ MUTTERS ] YEAH. IT'S HEALTHY.

SWEET RELEASE. YEAH.

TROY, WHAT IS IT? I DON'T WANT TO.

WHAT THE ‐‐ WHAT THE ‐‐ WHAT THE ‐‐ WHAT THE ‐‐

WHAT THE ‐‐ WHAT THE ‐‐ WHAT THE ‐‐ WHAT THE ‐‐

WHAT THE ‐‐ WHAT THE ‐‐ WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I ‐‐ I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO.

YOU OVER ME ALREADY?

NO, BABY, I LOVE YOU.

OKAY, THEN WHAT IS IT?

[ YAWNS ]

IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY, AND I'M SUPER EXHAUSTED.

OH, MY GOSH.

COVER YOUR MOUTH.

OKAY, YOU WERE AT WORK ALL DAY.

YEAH, AND YOU KNOW HOW STRESSFUL MY JOB CAN BE.

YEAH, I KNOW, RIGHT?

YEAH. WAIT.

HMM?

WHAT IS IT YOU DO AGAIN?

DANNY, I AM A MANAGER AT A BOUTIQUE.

YOU KNOW THAT.

YEAH, BUT HOW CAN THAT BE STRESSFUL?

YOU KNOW WHAT? OKAY.

I'M ABOUT TO GO TO BED.

BUT BABY, IT'S SO EARLY.

NOT FOR ME, MM‐MM.

BUT ‐‐ BUT THE SUN'S NOT EVEN DOWN YET.

WELL, IT'S ABOUT TO BE DOWN, AND SO ARE YOU TONIGHT.

[ BLOWS KISS ] NIGHT NIGHT!

[ BLOWS KISS ] NIGHT NIGHT.

SHE DOESN'T WANT ME ANYMORE.

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♪♪♪♪

AHH. [ LAUGHS ] AHH.

DAMN! [ LAUGHS ]

I KNOW. [ GRUNTS ]

YES, SAM. WHOO.

YOU'RE A MOTHER‐MONSTER!

I BEEN TRYING TO TELL YO‐O‐O‐OU! [ HOWLS ]

SO, THAT IS WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING OUT ON

ALL THESE YEARS? [ GROANS ] YEP. MM.

WOW. YOU SEE?

NO WONDER ALL THOSE WOMEN LOVE YOU.

YES, THEY DO.

[ SIGHS ] LET ME TELL YA, I AM ONE OF 'EM.

DREW? WHAT?

DON'T SAY THE "L" WORD.

BOY, I DIDN'T SAY I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU.

[ SIGHS ] OH, GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU.

[ SCOFFS ] BUT I SURE DO LOVE THE THINGS THAT YOU DO.

THANK YOU, AND I L‐‐

[ CLEARS THROAT ] LIKE THE THINGS YOU DO.

UH‐HUH, OH, I KNOW YOU DO.

[ SNAPS STRAP ]

BUT THAT'S IT.

YES, EXACTLY, SO WHATEVER YOU DO,

DON'T GO CATCHIN' NO FEELINGS.

OH. OH, I'M NOT. OKAY, GOOD.

AND DON'T YOU GO CATCHIN' NO FEELINGS.

TRUST ME, I'M NOT.

'CAUSE I'M NOT INTO MONOGAMY.

AND I'M ONLY INTO MAHOGANY.

RIGHT. YEAH.

YEAH.

AND I MEAN, WE ‐‐ WE JUST HAVIN' FUN.

YEAH, AND JUST ‐‐ IT'S JUST FOR NOW.

JUST FOR NOW. YEAH, LIKE THIS MOMENT.

I MEAN, COME ON.

COME ON, WE COULD DO OTHER THINGS.

ANYTHING. GET OUTTA HERE, MAN.

WHAT'S ON THE TELLY? YES.

Announcer: AMY OSBORNE, HOW MANY PITS ARE

ON THE STANDARD GOLF BALL?

YOU WANT TO GO AGAIN? YEAH, LET'S DO IT, PLEASE.

COME HERE, GIRL.

[ BOTH GIGGLING ] OH, YEAH. OH.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] OH.

NO. DON'T ANSWER IT.

MAYBE ‐‐ MAYBE HE'LL GO AWAY.

YEAH. WHO IS "HE"?

DANNY.

WAIT. HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S DANNY?

'CAUSE ‐‐ [ SNIFFS ]

I CAN SMELL HIM.

DAMN, ARE YOU A BLOODHOUND?

NO. JUST A DANNY HOUND.

[ GIGGLES ] HEY.

YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE WHEN YOU MAKE THOSE JOKES.

WELL, YOU USED TO.

NO. I NEVER DID.

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

YOU LOOKIN' REAL CRAZY.

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE CATCHIN' FEELINGS.

I ‐‐ YOU ‐‐

[ GROANS ]

FALLING FOR ME?

[ LAUGHS ]

DREW, PLEASE.

I'M SAM.

GET OVER YOURSELF.

OKAY. YEAH.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] [ GROANS ] I'LL GO GET IT.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

BECAUSE THEN I'LL HAVE TO WAIT.

PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME WAIT.

BUT ‐‐ BUT ‐‐ YEAH, LET'S ‐‐

LET'S NOT GET IT.

WHOO! WHOO! [ DOOR OPENS ]

[ GROANS ] HEY.

HEY, DANNY.

HEY.

DANNY, HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?

I HAVE A KEY.

I DIDN'T GIVE YOU ONE.

YEAH, AND I FORGOT I GAVE IT TO YOU.

SO Y'ALL THINK THIS IS JUST A LITTLE HO HOUSE.

YOU GONNA SLIDE UP IN HERE WHENEVER YOU WANT TO?

YEAH.

OKAY, COOL, LET'S TAKE IT TO THE BACK.

NO. GET MY DAMN KEY BACK.

I'M ON IT.

SAM, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

SURE, BUDDY. CALL ME TOMORROW.

NO,I NEED TO TALK NOW. [ GRUMBLES ]

I'M GOING TO BE IN THE BACK HANDLING MY BUSINESS.

YOU BETTER WAIT FOR YOUR CPA.

WELL, YOU BETTER HURRY UP, UNCLE SAMMY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?

YOU COULD PUSH ALL MY BUTTONS.

YEAH. RIGHT AFTER ‐‐

RIGHT AFTER YOU GET MY DAMN KEY BACK.

I'M ON IT. GOT YOU, GIRL.

SO, UH, I LOVE MATH.

YOU KNOW THAT? YEAH.

ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? SPEAK FAST.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START.

WELL, START AT THE END.

OKAY, I'LL START AT THE BEGINNING.

NO, NO, NO, NO NEED TO DO THAT.

OKAY.

OKAY, WHAT IS IT? COME ON.

WELL, SOMETHING'S GOING ON WITH ‐‐

TROY?

YEAH. AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO?

NO. WHO CARES?

SAM!

OKAY, WHAT?

I THINK IT'S OVER, AND SHE DOESN'T WANT ME ANYMORE.

[ SLAP! ]

WHAT'D YOU HIT ME FOR? MAN UP!

LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE ON!

YOU MAN UP!

GREAT COLOR, THOUGH. THAT'S JUST NICE.

WHAT'S THAT, LIKE, SALMON?

OH, OKAY, TOO BAD, SO SAD, I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.

WAIT! SAM!

WHAT?

STOP KIDDING AROUND. I'M NOT.

COME ON, HELP ME, GIVE ME SOME ADVICE OR SOMETHING.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

WELL, THE ADVICE I HAVE FOR YOU IS,

SPEAK TO YOUR UNCLE FLOYD.

HE'S NOT HOME. WHERE IS HE?

HE'S AT MY MOM'S PLAYING CARDS.

OH, WELL, GO TALK TO THEM.

YEAH, TALK TO THEM, YEAH.

NO, SAM.

WHY ARE YOU RUSHING ME OUT OF HERE?

I'M NOT RUSHING YOU.

YES, YOU ARE. NO, I'M NOT.

ISN'T YOUR SHIRT ON BACKWARDS?

THIS IS THE NEW FASHION, HELLO.

ISN'T THAT DREW'S SHIRT?

YEAH.

WHY ARE YOU WEARING HER SHIRTS?

YOU KNOW I'M INTO THIS.

YEAH, I FORGOT YOU'RE A FREAK.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WELL, I'M AN ELEPHANT.

I REMEMBER EVERYTHING.

OKAY, FINE.

WELL, THANKS FOR NOT HELPING ME!

OKAY, WELL, I'M SORRY.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

I ‐‐ I TRIED.

NO, YOU ‐‐ YOU DIDN'T TRY.

AGREE TO DISAGREE, OKAY.

OKAY, FINE.

YOU'RE STILL A JERK.

GREAT COLOR, THOUGH, REALLY.

THANKS, MAN.

WE'LL TALK ABOUT YOUR SHIRT LATER.

[ LOCK CLICKS ]

IS HE GONE? OH, YEAH.

[ CHUCKLES ]

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM CHICKA,

BOOM CHICKA, BOOM CHICKA, BOOM CHICKA,

BOOM CHICKA, BOOM CHICKA CHICKA, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM

DON'T STOP D‐D‐D‐DON'T STOP D‐D‐D‐DON'T STOP OOH,

HE GOT RHYTHM, Y'ALL!

MAKE ME HIT THE BED.

OH, I'M COMING, MY VIDEO VIXEN.

[ HOWLS ]

♪♪♪♪

TRUMP.

[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]

OH, HELL.

DAMN.

HOW DO YOU KEEP ON WINNING?

'CAUSE I'M JUST THAT DAMN GOOD, FLOYD.

NO, 'CAUSE YOU JUST THAT DAMN CHEATING.

I TOLD YOU THAT'S WHY I DON'T PLAY WITH HER, UNCLE FLOYD,

'CAUSE SHE ALWAYS CHEATS.

I DON'T CHEAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

MM‐HMM.

THEN WHY ARE YOU SITTIN' ON THAT OTHER DECK OF CARDS, MAMA?

WHAT? YOU REALLY TALK TOO DAMN MUCH, LINDA.

WHAT? I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE YOU

TELLING MY DAMN BUSINESS, NEITHER.

YOU KNOW, I SAW THAT,

BUT I THOUGHT THAT WAS A LUMP IN HER ALREADY LUMPY ASS.

FLOYD, WHY, FIRST OF ALL, IS YOU LOOKING AT HER ‐‐

OH. [ CLEARS THROAT ] THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

WHY ARE YOU ALL OVER IN HERE, FLOYD.

'CAUSE YOU ALL OVER IN HERE.

NO. YOUR ASS REALLY IS THAT BIG.

THAT'S NASTY, AND THAT'S NOT NICE.

I REALLY DON'T GIVE A DAMN.

I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU COME GET IT, PHILIP.

UH‐UH, MNH‐MNH, NO.

CONSIDER THAT MONEY GONE FOREVER, BRO.

GO AHEAD, KEEP THAT. THANK YOU, I WILL.

HARRIET TUBMAN AND ALL THE PRESIDENTS

HOLDING THEY BREATH DOWN IN THERE.

HARRIET TRYING TO FIND THE UNDERBREATH RAILROAD

RIGHT NOW.

UNDER ‐‐ [ LAUGHS ]

I LIKE TO SEE HER COME OUT FROM DOWN IN THERE.

OOH.

BABY, THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU DON'T PLAY WITH HER.

YEAH.

GOOD THING IT'S ONLY $100. OH, SO YOU GOT IT LIKE THAT?

NO, I'M JUST SAYING.

HUH. OKAY, "JUST SAYING."

YOU KNOW SHE NEED IT.

OH. I GET IT.

SO THIS IS YOUR WAY OF HELPING HER OUT,

LIKE, MAMA CHARITY.

HUH?

I AM RIGHT HERE.

I CAN HEAR Y'ALL.

NO, HONEY, I JUST LIKE PLAYING WITH HER.

SAME TIME NEXT WEEK?

YES, MA'AM.

NO, I AIN'T PLAYING WITH Y'ALL NO MORE, MM‐MM.

PLUS, SOME REASON, THE CARDS FEEL,

LIKE, STICKY OR SOMETHING.

WHAT? OH, SHUT UP, FLOYD.

YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THE WAY THEM CARDS

FEEL SMOOTH ACROSS YOUR HANDS.

AND DISGUSTING.

I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT

HOW THE CARDS KEEP STICKING TO MY FOREHEAD.

IT'S BURNING, GEEZ, OH, OH.

OH. WHY IS IT ‐‐

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] I'LL GET IT.

I GOT IT, I'LL GET IT.

GIVE ME THEM CARDS. GET, FLOYD.

[ SIGHS ]

HI, DAD. HEY.

IS EVERYONE HERE? YEAH, THEY'RE IN THE KITCHEN.

OKAY, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. OKAY, WELL, COME ON IN.

NO, NO, NO, NO, LET'S TALK ON THE PORCH.

YOU KNOW THEY NOSY AS HELL.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, SON, WHAT IS IT?

THANK YOU. I NEED SOME ADVICE.

OH, WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

RIGHT. I'M GOOD.

I DON'T THINK TROY WANTS ME ANYMORE.

SAY WHAT? YEAH.

WELL, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?

SHE WON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME.

[ GASPS ]

NO? NO.

WELL, BOY, DID YOU ‐‐

WHY DID SHE STOP?

I DON'T KNOW.

WELL, IT HAD TO BE SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO MAKE HER STOP.

WHAT'S WRONG, BOY? YOU AIN'T REPRESENT?

NO, I'M ‐‐ I'M REPRESENTING.

YOU SURE YOU AIN'T ‐‐ [ CLAPPING ]

YOU AIN'T MAKE IT CLAP?

I MAKE IT CLAP,

I MEAN, I DON'T MAKE IT CLAP.

SHE ‐‐

I GET HER TO MAKE IT CLAP.

OKAY, YOU DOING IT RIGHT.

WELL THEN ‐‐ WELL, HAVE YOU ASKED HER?

SHE WON'T TELL ME.

OH. SHE DOING THE WOMAN THING.

YEAH. THE WOMAN THING? WHAT? LET ME TELL YOU HOW TO ‐‐

LET ME TELL YOU HOW TO HANDLE THIS, OKAY?

OKAY.

STOP TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH HER.

WHAT?! YEAH.

FOR HOW LONG?

UNTIL SHE TELLS YOU WHAT IT IS.

NO, THAT'S PUNISHING ME, NOT HER.

SON, YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO PUNISH HER, OKAY?

YOU JUST WANT HER TO BELIEVE

THAT SEX DOESN'T MATTER UNLESS SHE'S HAPPY.

BUT IT DOES!

MY DANNY BERRIES ARE AS BLUE AS THIS SHIRT.

I THINK YOU JUST A LITTLE BIT TOO IN TOUCH

WITH YOUR FEMININE SIDE.

HEY, FLORALS ARE IN THIS SEASON.

WHATEVER.

YOU WANT HER TO BELIEVE THAT IT MATTERS, OKAY?

OKAY, ALL RIGHT. I MEAN, I'LL TAKE YOUR ADVICE.

GOOD, IT'LL WORK. THANKS.

YEAH, YOU'LL BE FINE. NO, I WON'T.

SON, YOU'LL BE FINE.

MAN UP. I AM MANNING UP.

NO, MAN UP. I AM.

ALL RIGHT, GOOD.

LOOK, DON'T TELL MY MOM I WAS HERE, OKAY?

OKAY, I WON'T. ALL RIGHT.

HEY.

DON'T WALK ON MY GRASS.

I'M NOT GONNA WALK ON THE GRASS.

I'M TELLING YOU, SON, YOU WALK ON MY GRASS,

I'MA HAVE TO WHUP THAT ASS.

OKAY. HEY, DAD?

SON? GREAT TALK.

ALL RIGHT. WHAT THE HELL?

DON'T YOU EVER COME OVER HERE WITH THAT SHIRT ON AGAIN.

DON'T GET ON MY GRASS, BOY! I'M NOT WALKING ON THE GRASS.

GO ON, NOW!

GET YOUR FOOT OFF MY GRASS!

I DON'T CARE WHAT PHILIP SAYS,

THIS IS A NICE SHIRT.

WHERE'D YOU GO?

TO A NASTY MOVIE.

WHERE?

JUST FOR A DRIVE.

WHERE?

TO SEE PHILIP.

OH, OKAY. COME ON.

COME TO BED.

NO, I'M ‐‐ I'M GOOD, GIRL.

I AIN'T EVEN SLEEPY.

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED.

DANNY, COME ON, STOP PLAYING.

I'M NOT PLAYING, DIDN'T YOU SEE ME SAY

I AIN'T GOING TO BED, GIRL.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU WERE SO HORNY EARLIER.

I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO GO BED NOW,

AND WHY DO YOU WANT TO, ALL OF A SUDDEN?

I DON'T. I WAS JUST GONNA GO TO SLEEP.

AHH, WHY WON'T YOU HAVE ‐‐

WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME, DAMN IT?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME. TELL ME NOW, DAMN IT!

I CAN'T WAIT NO LONGER.

OKAY, OKAY.

OKAY?

YOU PROMISE YOU WON'T GET UPSET.

MM‐HMM. I PROMISE.

ARE YOU SURE?

OH, I'M SURE.

BABY, YOU NEED TO WEAR PLASTIC.

DON'T YOU MEAN LATEX?

WE USE PROTECTION.

NO, BABY, YOU NEED IT ALL OVER YOUR BODY.

GIRL, YOU SUCH A FREAK.

UGH. WHAT ‐‐ WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU SWEAT LIKE HELL, JUST, EVERYWHERE.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE INTO THAT SORT OF THING.

DANNY, I LIED.

THAT... IS NASTY AS HELL.

IT'S SO GROSS, SLIPPIN' AND SLIDIN'

ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE.

YOU KNOW HOW MANY OF MY WOMEN LOVE THAT?

HOW MANY?

GIRL, I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG OR NOTHIN',

BUT ‐‐ DANNY, I'M SERIOUS.

BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING?

I'M SAYING IT NOW.

BABY, BABY, YOU GETTIN' ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE.

DANNY KNOWS HOW TO FIX THAT.

[ LAUGHS ]

HOW?

BABY, IT'S HARD TO HAVE SEX

WHEN IT'S 85 DAMN DEGREES IN THE ROOM.

CAN WE GET IT DOWN TO ABOUT 65 OR 70?

I COULD SHOW YOU WHAT I COULD DO.

NO SWEAT.

OKAY, I'LL BE COLD FOR YOU, DANNY.

OKAY, WELL, COME ON, LET'S GO DO IT.

ALL RIGHT. YEAH, COME ON.

[ GIGGLES ] COME ON, GET IT IN THERE, GIRL.

YES!