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HUH.
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IT REALLY IS GOOD.
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BUT HOW DOES SHE ‐‐
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OOH, I NEED TO TRY
THAT POSITION.
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YEAH, WHERE YOU AT, GIRL?
WHAT YOU CALL ME?
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YEAH, I KNOW YOU WANT ME.
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GIRL, I KNOW YOU.
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I KNOW ‐‐
HEY.
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HEY, BABE. [ CHUCKLES ]
HOW WAS WORK?
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IT WAS GOOD, IT WAS FINE.
OH, YEAH?
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MM‐HMM.
OH, GOOD.
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UHH, BABY?
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YES?
AREN'T YOU JUST GONNA ‐‐
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I MEAN, YOU GONNA
ASK ME ABOUT MY DAY?
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HOW WAS YOUR DAY,
DANNY?
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SELFISH.
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COME ON DOWN HERE, GIRL.
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LET ME SEE YA.
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LET ME TALK TO YA.
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LET ME RAP
TO YOU, MAMA.
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OKAY.
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MY DAY WAS ‐‐
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IT WAS GOOD, MM‐HMM.
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GOOD.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW,
IT WAS SO LONG.
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OKAY.
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IT WAS SO HOT.
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[ SIGHS ]
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TSSSS.
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IT WAS SO STEAMY.
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AND I'M STICKY.
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DANNY.
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YEAH, GIRL.
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MY LITTLE
LOVE MUFFIN FACE.
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PLEASE STOP IT,
PLEASE.
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WHAT AM I DOING?
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WE ARE NOT DOING
THIS EVERY NIGHT.
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DOING WHAT?
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HAVING SEX.
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BUT WE'RE NEWLYWEDS!
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[ SIGHS ]
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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BUT I'M ‐‐ I'M HORNY!
LIKE A RABBIT!
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DANNY, A RABBIT
IS NOT GOOD, BABY.
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I CAN'T ‐‐
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IT'S OVER BEFORE IT STARTS.
YEAH, BUT I ‐‐
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I JUST MEAN, LIKE,
FROM THE ENERGY PERSPECTIVE.
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I KNOW.
YOU KNOW HOW I SWEAT.
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[ MUTTERS ] YEAH.
IT'S HEALTHY.
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SWEET RELEASE.
YEAH.
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TROY, WHAT IS IT?
I DON'T WANT TO.
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WHAT THE ‐‐ WHAT THE ‐‐
WHAT THE ‐‐ WHAT THE ‐‐
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WHAT THE ‐‐ WHAT THE ‐‐
WHAT THE ‐‐ WHAT THE ‐‐
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WHAT THE ‐‐ WHAT THE ‐‐
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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I ‐‐ I MEAN,
I DON'T WANT TO.
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YOU OVER ME ALREADY?
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NO, BABY, I LOVE YOU.
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OKAY, THEN WHAT IS IT?
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[ YAWNS ]
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IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY,
AND I'M SUPER EXHAUSTED.
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OH, MY GOSH.
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COVER YOUR MOUTH.
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OKAY, YOU WERE
AT WORK ALL DAY.
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YEAH, AND YOU KNOW
HOW STRESSFUL MY JOB CAN BE.
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YEAH, I KNOW, RIGHT?
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YEAH.
WAIT.
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HMM?
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WHAT IS IT YOU DO AGAIN?
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DANNY, I AM A MANAGER
AT A BOUTIQUE.
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YOU KNOW THAT.
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YEAH, BUT HOW CAN
THAT BE STRESSFUL?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
OKAY.
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I'M ABOUT TO GO TO BED.
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BUT BABY, IT'S SO EARLY.
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NOT FOR ME, MM‐MM.
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BUT ‐‐ BUT THE SUN'S
NOT EVEN DOWN YET.
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WELL, IT'S ABOUT TO BE DOWN,
AND SO ARE YOU TONIGHT.
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[ BLOWS KISS ]
NIGHT NIGHT!
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[ BLOWS KISS ]
NIGHT NIGHT.
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SHE DOESN'T WANT ME ANYMORE.
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♪♪♪♪
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AHH. [ LAUGHS ]
AHH.
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DAMN!
[ LAUGHS ]
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I KNOW.
[ GRUNTS ]
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YES, SAM.
WHOO.
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YOU'RE A MOTHER‐MONSTER!
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I BEEN TRYING TO
TELL YO‐O‐O‐OU! [ HOWLS ]
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SO, THAT IS WHAT
I'VE BEEN MISSING OUT ON
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ALL THESE YEARS?
[ GROANS ] YEP. MM.
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WOW.
YOU SEE?
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NO WONDER ALL THOSE
WOMEN LOVE YOU.
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YES, THEY DO.
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[ SIGHS ] LET ME TELL YA,
I AM ONE OF 'EM.
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DREW?
WHAT?
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DON'T SAY THE "L" WORD.
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BOY, I DIDN'T SAY
I WAS IN LOVE WITH YOU.
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[ SIGHS ] OH, GOOD, 'CAUSE I'M
NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU.
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[ SCOFFS ] BUT I SURE DO LOVE
THE THINGS THAT YOU DO.
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THANK YOU, AND I L‐‐
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
LIKE THE THINGS YOU DO.
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UH‐HUH, OH,
I KNOW YOU DO.
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[ SNAPS STRAP ]
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BUT THAT'S IT.
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YES, EXACTLY,
SO WHATEVER YOU DO,
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DON'T GO CATCHIN'
NO FEELINGS.
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OH. OH, I'M NOT.
OKAY, GOOD.
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AND DON'T YOU GO
CATCHIN' NO FEELINGS.
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TRUST ME, I'M NOT.
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'CAUSE I'M NOT INTO
MONOGAMY.
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AND I'M ONLY INTO
MAHOGANY.
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RIGHT.
YEAH.
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YEAH.
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AND I MEAN, WE ‐‐
WE JUST HAVIN' FUN.
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YEAH, AND JUST ‐‐
IT'S JUST FOR NOW.
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JUST FOR NOW.
YEAH, LIKE THIS MOMENT.
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I MEAN, COME ON.
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COME ON,
WE COULD DO OTHER THINGS.
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ANYTHING.
GET OUTTA HERE, MAN.
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WHAT'S ON THE TELLY?
YES.
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Announcer: AMY OSBORNE,HOW MANY PITS ARE
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ON THE STANDARD GOLF BALL?
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YOU WANT TO GO AGAIN?
YEAH, LET'S DO IT, PLEASE.
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COME HERE, GIRL.
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[ BOTH GIGGLING ]
OH, YEAH. OH.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
OH.
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NO.
DON'T ANSWER IT.
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MAYBE ‐‐
MAYBE HE'LL GO AWAY.
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YEAH.
WHO IS "HE"?
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DANNY.
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WAIT. HOW DO YOU
KNOW IT'S DANNY?
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'CAUSE ‐‐
[ SNIFFS ]
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I CAN SMELL HIM.
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DAMN, ARE YOU
A BLOODHOUND?
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NO. JUST A
DANNY HOUND.
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[ GIGGLES ]
HEY.
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YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE
WHEN YOU MAKE THOSE JOKES.
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WELL, YOU USED TO.
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NO.
I NEVER DID.
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OH, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.
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YOU LOOKIN' REAL CRAZY.
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PLEASE DON'T TELL ME
YOU'RE CATCHIN' FEELINGS.
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I ‐‐ YOU ‐‐
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[ GROANS ]
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FALLING FOR ME?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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DREW, PLEASE.
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I'M SAM.
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GET OVER YOURSELF.
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OKAY.
YEAH.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
[ GROANS ] I'LL GO GET IT.
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NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.
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BECAUSE THEN
I'LL HAVE TO WAIT.
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PLEASE DON'T
MAKE ME WAIT.
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BUT ‐‐ BUT ‐‐
YEAH, LET'S ‐‐
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LET'S NOT GET IT.
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WHOO! WHOO!
[ DOOR OPENS ]
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[ GROANS ]
HEY.
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HEY, DANNY.
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HEY.
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DANNY, HOW DID YOU
GET IN HERE?
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I HAVE A KEY.
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I DIDN'T GIVE YOU ONE.
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YEAH, AND I FORGOT
I GAVE IT TO YOU.
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SO Y'ALL THINK THIS IS
JUST A LITTLE HO HOUSE.
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YOU GONNA SLIDE UP IN HERE
WHENEVER YOU WANT TO?
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YEAH.
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OKAY, COOL, LET'S
TAKE IT TO THE BACK.
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NO.
GET MY DAMN KEY BACK.
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I'M ON IT.
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SAM, I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.
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SURE, BUDDY.
CALL ME TOMORROW.
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NO,I NEED TO TALK NOW.
[ GRUMBLES ]
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I'M GOING TO BE IN THE BACK
HANDLING MY BUSINESS.
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YOU BETTER WAIT
FOR YOUR CPA.
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WELL, YOU BETTER
HURRY UP, UNCLE SAMMY.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?
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YOU COULD PUSH
ALL MY BUTTONS.
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YEAH.
RIGHT AFTER ‐‐
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RIGHT AFTER YOU GET
MY DAMN KEY BACK.
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I'M ON IT.
GOT YOU, GIRL.
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SO, UH, I LOVE MATH.
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YOU KNOW THAT?
YEAH.
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ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT'S UP,
BUDDY? SPEAK FAST.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHERE TO START.
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WELL, START AT
THE END.
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OKAY, I'LL START
AT THE BEGINNING.
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NO, NO, NO,
NO NEED TO DO THAT.
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OKAY.
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OKAY, WHAT IS IT?
COME ON.
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WELL, SOMETHING'S
GOING ON WITH ‐‐
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TROY?
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YEAH.
AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO?
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NO.
WHO CARES?
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SAM!
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OKAY, WHAT?
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I THINK IT'S OVER,
AND SHE DOESN'T WANT ME ANYMORE.
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[ SLAP! ]
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WHAT'D YOU HIT ME FOR?
MAN UP!
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LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE ON!
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YOU MAN UP!
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GREAT COLOR, THOUGH.
THAT'S JUST NICE.
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WHAT'S THAT, LIKE, SALMON?
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OH, OKAY, TOO BAD, SO SAD,
I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.
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WAIT! SAM!
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WHAT?
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STOP KIDDING AROUND.
I'M NOT.
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COME ON, HELP ME, GIVE ME
SOME ADVICE OR SOMETHING.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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WELL, THE ADVICE
I HAVE FOR YOU IS,
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SPEAK TO
YOUR UNCLE FLOYD.
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HE'S NOT HOME.
WHERE IS HE?
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HE'S AT MY MOM'S
PLAYING CARDS.
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OH, WELL,
GO TALK TO THEM.
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YEAH, TALK TO THEM,
YEAH.
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NO, SAM.
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WHY ARE YOU RUSHING ME
OUT OF HERE?
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I'M NOT RUSHING YOU.
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YES, YOU ARE.
NO, I'M NOT.
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ISN'T YOUR SHIRT
ON BACKWARDS?
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THIS IS
THE NEW FASHION, HELLO.
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ISN'T THAT DREW'S SHIRT?
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YEAH.
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WHY ARE YOU
WEARING HER SHIRTS?
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YOU KNOW I'M INTO THIS.
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YEAH, I FORGOT
YOU'RE A FREAK.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WELL, I'M AN ELEPHANT.
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I REMEMBER EVERYTHING.
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OKAY, FINE.
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WELL, THANKS
FOR NOT HELPING ME!
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OKAY, WELL, I'M SORRY.
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NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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I ‐‐ I TRIED.
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NO, YOU ‐‐
YOU DIDN'T TRY.
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AGREE TO DISAGREE,
OKAY.
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OKAY, FINE.
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YOU'RE STILL A JERK.
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GREAT COLOR,
THOUGH, REALLY.
242
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,402
THANKS, MAN.
243
00:11:02,402 --> 00:11:04,404
WE'LL TALK ABOUT
YOUR SHIRT LATER.
244
00:11:04,404 --> 00:11:06,873
[ LOCK CLICKS ]
245
00:11:06,873 --> 00:11:09,242
IS HE GONE?
OH, YEAH.
246
00:11:09,242 --> 00:11:10,777
[ CHUCKLES ]
247
00:11:10,777 --> 00:11:13,680
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM,
BOOM, BOOM CHICKA,
248
00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,082
BOOM CHICKA,
BOOM CHICKA, BOOM CHICKA,
249
00:11:16,082 --> 00:11:18,919
BOOM CHICKA, BOOM CHICKA CHICKA,
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM
250
00:11:18,919 --> 00:11:24,124
DON'T STOP D‐D‐D‐DON'T STOP
D‐D‐D‐DON'T STOP OOH,
251
00:11:24,124 --> 00:11:26,192
HE GOT RHYTHM, Y'ALL!
252
00:11:26,192 --> 00:11:27,828
MAKE ME HIT THE BED.
253
00:11:27,828 --> 00:11:30,263
OH, I'M COMING,
MY VIDEO VIXEN.
254
00:11:30,263 --> 00:11:31,497
[ HOWLS ]
255
00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:39,205
♪♪♪♪
256
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:41,808
TRUMP.
257
00:11:41,808 --> 00:11:43,009
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
258
00:11:43,009 --> 00:11:45,679
OH, HELL.
259
00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:47,113
DAMN.
260
00:11:47,113 --> 00:11:48,649
HOW DO YOU KEEP ON WINNING?
261
00:11:48,649 --> 00:11:53,253
'CAUSE I'M JUST THAT
DAMN GOOD, FLOYD.
262
00:11:53,253 --> 00:11:58,191
NO, 'CAUSE YOU JUST
THAT DAMN CHEATING.
263
00:11:58,191 --> 00:11:59,960
I TOLD YOU THAT'S WHY I DON'T
PLAY WITH HER, UNCLE FLOYD,
264
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:02,969
'CAUSE SHE ALWAYS CHEATS.
265
00:12:02,969 --> 00:12:05,606
I DON'T CHEAT,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
266
00:12:05,606 --> 00:12:07,073
MM‐HMM.
267
00:12:07,073 --> 00:12:09,643
THEN WHY ARE YOU SITTIN' ON
THAT OTHER DECK OF CARDS, MAMA?
268
00:12:13,113 --> 00:12:16,550
WHAT? YOU REALLY TALK
TOO DAMN MUCH, LINDA.
269
00:12:16,550 --> 00:12:18,752
WHAT?
I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE YOU
270
00:12:18,752 --> 00:12:22,322
TELLING MY DAMN
BUSINESS, NEITHER.
271
00:12:22,322 --> 00:12:23,724
YOU KNOW, I SAW THAT,
272
00:12:23,724 --> 00:12:28,028
BUT I THOUGHT THAT WAS A LUMP
IN HER ALREADY LUMPY ASS.
273
00:12:28,028 --> 00:12:30,196
FLOYD, WHY, FIRST OF ALL,
IS YOU LOOKING AT HER ‐‐
274
00:12:30,196 --> 00:12:33,266
OH. [ CLEARS THROAT ]
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
275
00:12:33,266 --> 00:12:35,368
WHY ARE YOU ALL OVER
IN HERE, FLOYD.
276
00:12:35,368 --> 00:12:37,137
'CAUSE YOU ALL
OVER IN HERE.
277
00:12:37,137 --> 00:12:40,140
NO.
YOUR ASS REALLY IS THAT BIG.
278
00:12:41,407 --> 00:12:44,177
THAT'S NASTY,
AND THAT'S NOT NICE.
279
00:12:44,177 --> 00:12:47,581
I REALLY DON'T
GIVE A DAMN.
280
00:12:47,581 --> 00:12:50,050
I WANT MY MONEY BACK!
281
00:12:50,050 --> 00:12:52,018
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU
COME GET IT, PHILIP.
282
00:12:52,018 --> 00:12:55,689
UH‐UH, MNH‐MNH, NO.
283
00:12:55,689 --> 00:12:59,025
CONSIDER THAT MONEY
GONE FOREVER, BRO.
284
00:12:59,025 --> 00:13:04,370
GO AHEAD, KEEP THAT.
THANK YOU, I WILL.
285
00:13:04,370 --> 00:13:07,173
HARRIET TUBMAN
AND ALL THE PRESIDENTS
286
00:13:07,173 --> 00:13:10,511
HOLDING THEY BREATH
DOWN IN THERE.
287
00:13:10,511 --> 00:13:12,779
HARRIET TRYING TO FIND
THE UNDERBREATH RAILROAD
288
00:13:12,779 --> 00:13:15,081
RIGHT NOW.
289
00:13:15,081 --> 00:13:18,218
UNDER ‐‐
[ LAUGHS ]
290
00:13:18,218 --> 00:13:20,854
I LIKE TO SEE HER COME OUT
FROM DOWN IN THERE.
291
00:13:20,854 --> 00:13:22,455
OOH.
292
00:13:22,455 --> 00:13:24,891
BABY, THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU
DON'T PLAY WITH HER.
293
00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:26,326
YEAH.
294
00:13:26,326 --> 00:13:31,532
GOOD THING IT'S ONLY $100.
OH, SO YOU GOT IT LIKE THAT?
295
00:13:31,532 --> 00:13:33,600
NO, I'M JUST SAYING.
296
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,838
HUH.
OKAY, "JUST SAYING."
297
00:13:37,838 --> 00:13:40,641
YOU KNOW SHE NEED IT.
298
00:13:40,641 --> 00:13:43,877
OH. I GET IT.
299
00:13:43,877 --> 00:13:46,713
SO THIS IS YOUR WAY
OF HELPING HER OUT,
300
00:13:46,713 --> 00:13:50,617
LIKE, MAMA CHARITY.
301
00:13:50,617 --> 00:13:53,520
HUH?
302
00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:54,621
I AM RIGHT HERE.
303
00:13:54,621 --> 00:13:56,857
I CAN HEAR Y'ALL.
304
00:13:56,857 --> 00:13:59,459
NO, HONEY, I JUST LIKE
PLAYING WITH HER.
305
00:13:59,459 --> 00:14:02,503
SAME TIME NEXT WEEK?
306
00:14:02,503 --> 00:14:04,538
YES, MA'AM.
307
00:14:04,538 --> 00:14:07,641
NO, I AIN'T PLAYING
WITH Y'ALL NO MORE, MM‐MM.
308
00:14:07,641 --> 00:14:09,776
PLUS, SOME REASON,
THE CARDS FEEL,
309
00:14:09,776 --> 00:14:12,412
LIKE, STICKY OR SOMETHING.
310
00:14:12,412 --> 00:14:14,147
WHAT?
OH, SHUT UP, FLOYD.
311
00:14:14,147 --> 00:14:16,382
YOU KNOW YOU LIKE
THE WAY THEM CARDS
312
00:14:16,382 --> 00:14:20,787
FEEL SMOOTH
ACROSS YOUR HANDS.
313
00:14:20,787 --> 00:14:23,023
AND DISGUSTING.
314
00:14:23,023 --> 00:14:24,858
I'M STILL TRYING
TO FIGURE OUT
315
00:14:24,858 --> 00:14:28,161
HOW THE CARDS
KEEP STICKING TO MY FOREHEAD.
316
00:14:28,161 --> 00:14:31,064
IT'S BURNING, GEEZ, OH, OH.
317
00:14:31,064 --> 00:14:33,233
OH. WHY IS IT ‐‐
318
00:14:33,233 --> 00:14:35,802
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
I'LL GET IT.
319
00:14:35,802 --> 00:14:38,972
I GOT IT, I'LL GET IT.
320
00:14:38,972 --> 00:14:43,510
GIVE ME THEM CARDS.
GET, FLOYD.
321
00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:46,179
[ SIGHS ]
322
00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:47,380
HI, DAD.
HEY.
323
00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:49,616
IS EVERYONE HERE?
YEAH, THEY'RE IN THE KITCHEN.
324
00:14:49,616 --> 00:14:52,853
OKAY, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
OKAY, WELL, COME ON IN.
325
00:14:52,853 --> 00:14:54,387
NO, NO, NO, NO,
LET'S TALK ON THE PORCH.
326
00:14:54,387 --> 00:14:57,858
YOU KNOW
THEY NOSY AS HELL.
327
00:14:57,858 --> 00:15:01,401
ALL RIGHT.
328
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,636
ALL RIGHT, SON,
WHAT IS IT?
329
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:04,705
THANK YOU.
I NEED SOME ADVICE.
330
00:15:04,705 --> 00:15:07,440
OH, WELL, YOU'VE COME
TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
331
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,810
RIGHT. I'M GOOD.
332
00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:12,713
I DON'T THINK
TROY WANTS ME ANYMORE.
333
00:15:12,713 --> 00:15:15,649
SAY WHAT?
YEAH.
334
00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:18,184
WELL, WHAT MAKES
YOU THINK THAT?
335
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,385
SHE WON'T
HAVE SEX WITH ME.
336
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:21,822
[ GASPS ]
337
00:15:21,822 --> 00:15:23,990
NO?
NO.
338
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:26,760
WELL, BOY, DID YOU ‐‐
339
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,862
WHY DID SHE STOP?
340
00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:31,297
I DON'T KNOW.
341
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:34,100
WELL, IT HAD TO BE SOMETHING
THAT HAPPENED TO MAKE HER STOP.
342
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,203
WHAT'S WRONG, BOY?
YOU AIN'T REPRESENT?
343
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:40,306
NO, I'M ‐‐
I'M REPRESENTING.
344
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:41,608
YOU SURE YOU AIN'T ‐‐
[ CLAPPING ]
345
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,777
YOU AIN'T MAKE IT CLAP?
346
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,646
I MAKE IT CLAP,
347
00:15:45,646 --> 00:15:47,948
I MEAN,
I DON'T MAKE IT CLAP.
348
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,950
SHE ‐‐
349
00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:53,620
I GET HER
TO MAKE IT CLAP.
350
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:54,955
OKAY,
YOU DOING IT RIGHT.
351
00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:57,758
WELL THEN ‐‐
WELL, HAVE YOU ASKED HER?
352
00:15:57,758 --> 00:15:59,693
SHE WON'T TELL ME.
353
00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:03,136
OH. SHE DOING
THE WOMAN THING.
354
00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:08,341
YEAH. THE WOMAN THING? WHAT?
LET ME TELL YOU HOW TO ‐‐
355
00:16:08,341 --> 00:16:09,910
LET ME TELL YOU
HOW TO HANDLE THIS, OKAY?
356
00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:11,077
OKAY.
357
00:16:11,077 --> 00:16:12,913
STOP TRYING
TO HAVE SEX WITH HER.
358
00:16:12,913 --> 00:16:16,149
WHAT?!
YEAH.
359
00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,819
FOR HOW LONG?
360
00:16:18,819 --> 00:16:21,021
UNTIL SHE TELLS YOU
WHAT IT IS.
361
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,657
NO, THAT'S PUNISHING ME,
NOT HER.
362
00:16:23,657 --> 00:16:26,392
SON, YOU'RE NOT TRYING
TO PUNISH HER, OKAY?
363
00:16:26,392 --> 00:16:27,694
YOU JUST WANT HER
TO BELIEVE
364
00:16:27,694 --> 00:16:31,264
THAT SEX DOESN'T MATTER
UNLESS SHE'S HAPPY.
365
00:16:31,264 --> 00:16:34,000
BUT IT DOES!
366
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,369
MY DANNY BERRIES ARE
AS BLUE AS THIS SHIRT.
367
00:16:38,805 --> 00:16:40,874
I THINK YOU JUST
A LITTLE BIT TOO IN TOUCH
368
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:43,009
WITH YOUR FEMININE SIDE.
369
00:16:43,009 --> 00:16:45,946
HEY, FLORALS ARE
IN THIS SEASON.
370
00:16:45,946 --> 00:16:47,213
WHATEVER.
371
00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:49,916
YOU WANT HER TO BELIEVE
THAT IT MATTERS, OKAY?
372
00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:53,386
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
I MEAN, I'LL TAKE YOUR ADVICE.
373
00:16:53,386 --> 00:16:55,956
GOOD, IT'LL WORK.
THANKS.
374
00:16:55,956 --> 00:16:59,192
YEAH, YOU'LL BE FINE.
NO, I WON'T.
375
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,234
SON, YOU'LL BE FINE.
376
00:17:01,234 --> 00:17:03,203
MAN UP.
I AM MANNING UP.
377
00:17:03,203 --> 00:17:05,972
NO, MAN UP.
I AM.
378
00:17:05,972 --> 00:17:07,140
ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
379
00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:08,775
LOOK, DON'T TELL MY MOM
I WAS HERE, OKAY?
380
00:17:08,775 --> 00:17:11,044
OKAY, I WON'T.
ALL RIGHT.
381
00:17:11,044 --> 00:17:12,579
HEY.
382
00:17:12,579 --> 00:17:15,616
DON'T WALK ON MY GRASS.
383
00:17:15,616 --> 00:17:17,017
I'M NOT GONNA WALK
ON THE GRASS.
384
00:17:17,017 --> 00:17:18,585
I'M TELLING YOU, SON,
YOU WALK ON MY GRASS,
385
00:17:18,585 --> 00:17:21,588
I'MA HAVE TO WHUP
THAT ASS.
386
00:17:21,588 --> 00:17:23,489
OKAY. HEY, DAD?
387
00:17:23,489 --> 00:17:25,091
SON?
GREAT TALK.
388
00:17:25,091 --> 00:17:27,360
ALL RIGHT.
WHAT THE HELL?
389
00:17:32,465 --> 00:17:34,868
DON'T YOU EVER COME OVER HERE
WITH THAT SHIRT ON AGAIN.
390
00:17:37,037 --> 00:17:39,205
DON'T GET ON MY GRASS, BOY!
I'M NOT WALKING ON THE GRASS.
391
00:17:39,205 --> 00:17:42,042
GO ON, NOW!
392
00:17:42,042 --> 00:17:43,977
GET YOUR FOOT OFF MY GRASS!
393
00:17:50,717 --> 00:17:51,952
I DON'T CARE
WHAT PHILIP SAYS,
394
00:17:51,952 --> 00:17:54,487
THIS IS A NICE SHIRT.
395
00:18:01,835 --> 00:18:03,469
WHERE'D YOU GO?
396
00:18:03,469 --> 00:18:05,205
TO A NASTY MOVIE.
397
00:18:07,874 --> 00:18:10,310
WHERE?
398
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:12,679
JUST FOR A DRIVE.
399
00:18:12,679 --> 00:18:15,448
WHERE?
400
00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:16,917
TO SEE PHILIP.
401
00:18:16,917 --> 00:18:20,386
OH, OKAY. COME ON.
402
00:18:20,386 --> 00:18:21,788
COME TO BED.
403
00:18:21,788 --> 00:18:25,892
NO, I'M ‐‐
I'M GOOD, GIRL.
404
00:18:25,892 --> 00:18:27,227
I AIN'T EVEN SLEEPY.
405
00:18:27,227 --> 00:18:30,731
I DON'T WANT TO
GO TO BED.
406
00:18:30,731 --> 00:18:33,133
DANNY, COME ON,
STOP PLAYING.
407
00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:35,368
I'M NOT PLAYING,
DIDN'T YOU SEE ME SAY
408
00:18:35,368 --> 00:18:36,937
I AIN'T GOING TO BED,
GIRL.
409
00:18:40,073 --> 00:18:42,943
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU WERE SO HORNY EARLIER.
410
00:18:44,144 --> 00:18:46,547
I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO
GO BED NOW,
411
00:18:46,547 --> 00:18:48,348
AND WHY DO YOU WANT TO,
ALL OF A SUDDEN?
412
00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:53,987
I DON'T. I WAS JUST
GONNA GO TO SLEEP.
413
00:18:53,987 --> 00:18:57,023
AHH,
WHY WON'T YOU HAVE ‐‐
414
00:18:57,023 --> 00:18:58,692
WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX
WITH ME, DAMN IT?
415
00:18:58,692 --> 00:19:00,794
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
416
00:19:00,794 --> 00:19:03,537
NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME.
TELL ME NOW, DAMN IT!
417
00:19:05,005 --> 00:19:07,040
I CAN'T WAIT NO LONGER.
418
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:10,443
OKAY, OKAY.
419
00:19:10,443 --> 00:19:11,645
OKAY?
420
00:19:11,645 --> 00:19:13,013
YOU PROMISE
YOU WON'T GET UPSET.
421
00:19:13,013 --> 00:19:18,218
MM‐HMM.
I PROMISE.
422
00:19:18,218 --> 00:19:21,054
ARE YOU SURE?
423
00:19:21,054 --> 00:19:22,756
OH, I'M SURE.
424
00:19:22,756 --> 00:19:26,159
BABY, YOU NEED
TO WEAR PLASTIC.
425
00:19:26,159 --> 00:19:29,429
DON'T YOU MEAN LATEX?
426
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:32,165
WE USE PROTECTION.
427
00:19:32,165 --> 00:19:36,369
NO, BABY, YOU NEED IT
ALL OVER YOUR BODY.
428
00:19:36,369 --> 00:19:39,372
GIRL,
YOU SUCH A FREAK.
429
00:19:39,372 --> 00:19:41,975
UGH. WHAT ‐‐
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
430
00:19:41,975 --> 00:19:45,579
YOU SWEAT LIKE HELL,
JUST, EVERYWHERE.
431
00:19:47,681 --> 00:19:50,551
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
INTO THAT SORT OF THING.
432
00:19:50,551 --> 00:19:53,987
DANNY, I LIED.
433
00:19:53,987 --> 00:19:55,889
THAT...
IS NASTY AS HELL.
434
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,240
IT'S SO GROSS,
SLIPPIN' AND SLIDIN'
435
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,910
ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE.
436
00:20:09,910 --> 00:20:13,614
YOU KNOW HOW MANY
OF MY WOMEN LOVE THAT?
437
00:20:13,614 --> 00:20:15,248
HOW MANY?
438
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:17,050
GIRL, I DON'T LIKE
TO BRAG OR NOTHIN',
439
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:20,086
BUT ‐‐
DANNY, I'M SERIOUS.
440
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,955
BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU
SAY SOMETHING?
441
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:23,456
I'M SAYING IT NOW.
442
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:28,562
BABY, BABY, YOU GETTIN'
ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE.
443
00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:30,030
DANNY KNOWS
HOW TO FIX THAT.
444
00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:31,832
[ LAUGHS ]
445
00:20:31,832 --> 00:20:33,266
HOW?
446
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,568
BABY, IT'S HARD TO
HAVE SEX
447
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:37,137
WHEN IT'S 85 DAMN DEGREES
IN THE ROOM.
448
00:20:39,039 --> 00:20:41,174
CAN WE GET IT DOWN
TO ABOUT 65 OR 70?
449
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:44,645
I COULD SHOW YOU
WHAT I COULD DO.
450
00:20:44,645 --> 00:20:46,212
NO SWEAT.
451
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,549
OKAY, I'LL BE COLD
FOR YOU, DANNY.
452
00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:50,551
OKAY, WELL, COME ON,
LET'S GO DO IT.
453
00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:51,952
ALL RIGHT.
YEAH, COME ON.
454
00:20:51,952 --> 00:20:55,155
[ GIGGLES ]
COME ON, GET IT IN THERE, GIRL.
455
00:20:55,155 --> 00:20:56,723
YES!
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