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♪♪♪♪
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HEY, BABY.
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HEY, GOOD‐LOOKING.
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WANT SOME BREAKFAST?
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WHO COOKED?
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ME.
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NOW, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL
I DON'T WANT THAT.
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BABY!
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WHAT? YOU KNOW
YOU CAN'T COOK...
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JUST LIKE YOUR MAMA.
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IT'S CEREAL AND MILK!
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AND SHE WOULD
BURN THAT, TOO.
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YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
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IF I HAD A WIFE TO COOK
[TRAILS OFF]
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WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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HUH?!
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NOTHING.
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NO, YOU ‐‐
YOU SAID SOMETHING.
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YOU GOT SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO SAY TO ME?
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NAH, GIRL.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
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WHOA.
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I'M NOT FEELING WELL.
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WHAT'S WRONG?
IT'S MY STOMACH.
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BABY...
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ARE YOU, UM...
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WHAT?
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WHAT?
...PREGNANT?
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BOY, NO.
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YOU SURE?
YES.
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BECAUSE I'M NOT READY
TO BE NO DADDY.
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I'M A GROWN MAN‐CHILD.
I EAT RAINBOW LOOPS!
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NO LITTLE BOY.
NO LITTLE GIRL.
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WE SHOULD START WITH A DOG
OR A CAT.
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OH, LORD, PLEASE
DON'T BE PREGNANT.
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DANNY, I'M NOT.
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YOU SURE?
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DANNY, YES,
I AM SURE.
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OKAY, GREAT.
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BABY, ARE YOU SURE?!
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DANNY, IT'S THAT TIME
OF THE MONTH.
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OH, DON'T!
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DON'T WHAT?
IT'S A NATURAL THING, DANNY.
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UNH‐UNH! DON'T ‐‐
DON'T EVEN SAY THAT WORD.
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IT'S NATURAL FOR WOMEN,
BUT NOT FOR MEN.
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WHAT WORD, DANNY?
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PERIOD!
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DON'T.
PERIOD!
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DON'T! STOP IT!
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STOP IT.
PERIOD!
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STOP IT.
DON'T SAY THAT.
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MENSTRUATION.
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DEVIL.
PERIOD.
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DEVIL.
PERIOD.
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DEVIL. STOP.
HEAVY FLOW! HEAVY FLOW!
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ALL RIGHT!
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ALL RIGHT.
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DANNY,
WILL YOU STOP IT?
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I DONE LOST MY APPETITE.
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OH, PLEASE.
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OVER THERE TALKING
ABOUT FLOW AND STUFF.
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ALL RIGHT, BABY, DO YOU ‐‐
DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?
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NO, I'M GOOD.
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OKAY. I‐I LOVE YOU.
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OKAY.
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GOD, EVERYTHING'S RED NOW.
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WHERE THE HELL
ARE ALL MY MAXI‐PADS?
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AND WHY IS THIS BOX EMPTY?
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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
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♪♪♪♪
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WANT TO CLICK MY PEN?
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ONLY IF
YOU STAPLE MY PAPERS.
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I, UH, I HAVEN'T CLICKED IT
IN A FEW DAYS, SO...
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THERE'S PLENTY OF INK.
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OH, PUT YOUR MOUSE
ON MY PAD.
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[ BOTH GROANING ]
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SPEAKING OF,
WE GOT TO ‐‐
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[ WHISTLING ]
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HI, DANNY.
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HELLO.
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HI.
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ISN'T IT SO GREAT
WE'RE ON SPEAKING TERMS AGAIN?
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YEAH, I KNOW.
I MISS YOU GUYS.
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WE MISSED YOU.
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WHY DON'T YOU
COME ON OVER HERE
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AND SHOW ME
HOW MUCH YOU MISS ME?
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THAT WAY, YOU CAN SHOW ME
ALL THE THINGS WIFEY TAUGHT YOU?
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WHICH WOULD BE...NOTHING.
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SHE'S TAUGHT ME A LOT.
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HMM?
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[ CHUCKLES ]
LIKE, A LOT.
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DO TELL.
DO TELL.
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NO.
ENOUGH, ENOUGH.
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OKAY. FINE.
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YEAH, STOP IT.
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HE'S MINE!
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BOY, BACK UP.
SO STRONG.
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BACK UP.
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ACTUALLY, HE'S HIS ‐‐
HERS ‐‐
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ITS.
I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE.
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IT'S QUITE CONFUSING.
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HOW YOU BEEN, BUDDY?
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GOOD.
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GOOD.
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SAM?
YEAH?
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AREN'T YOU GOING
TO ASK ABOUT TROY?
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NOPE.
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OH! YEAH.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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HOW'S ‐‐
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[ Voice breaking ]
HOW'S TROY?
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GOOD.
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AH, GOOD.
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UH, DREW?
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WHAT?
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DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW
HOW TROY'S DOING?
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HELL, NO!
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THESE ARE THE TERMS
OF THE NEW FRIENDSHIP.
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NOW, ASK ME!
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I DON'T CARE
ABOUT THAT HO.
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DREW, STOP IT.
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OKAY, FINE.
HOW'S ‐‐
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HOW'S TROY, DANNY?
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GOOD.
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THAT'S GOOD. WE'RE SO HAPPY
THAT SHE'S SO GOOD.
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YEAH.
NO, WE'RE NOT.
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HEY!
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ME NEITHER.
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[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH,
SHE DID THE NICEST THING FOR ME.
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OHHH?
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YEAH.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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UH, I SAY...
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HOW NICE WAS IT,
DANNY?
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DING, DING, DING!
SHE BOUGHT ME THIS SWEATER!
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YEAH, A SWEATER
WITH HIS MONEY.
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THAT'S SO NICE, BUDDY.
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[ Valley accent ] YEAH.
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IT'S SUCH A NICE SWEATER.
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I JUST LOVE HER.
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[ Normal voice ]
WE ALL DO.
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YEAH?
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MM‐HMM.
MM‐HMM.
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YOU REALLY MEAN IT?
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MM‐HMM.
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YES?
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YES.
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OKAY, WELL,
ANYONE WANT SOME COFFEE?
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OH!
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THIS PARTY
JUST GOT STARTED! SURE!
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ALL RIGHT, WELL,
I'LL JUST RUN DOWN TO THE DINER
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AND GET SOME.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OKAY.
OKAY.
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I KNOW WE DON'T KNOW
WHO HIS DADDY IS,
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BUT I THINK HE WHITE.
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DID YOU SEE THAT SWEATER?
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HIS DAD COULD
STILL BE BLACK.
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YEAH.
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PROBABLY HAS
A LITTLE TRAIN
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THAT GOES AROUND
THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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HE'S PROBABLY GOT THAT SWEATER
IN MULTIPLE COLORS.
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BUT HE'S SO HAPPY.
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YEAH.
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I JUST WANT
TO SLAP THE RAINBOW
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OUT OF HIS PRETTY ASS.
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BUT I DO LIKE
SEEING HIM HAPPY.
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AND APPARENTLY...
TROY MAKES HIM THAT WAY?
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HI.
DAMN!
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SHE JUST APPEARS,
RIGHT?
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LIKE WITCHES DO.
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[ CACKLES ]
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HI.
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HI.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
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ABOUT?
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DANNY.
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DANNY.
OH, OKAY.
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COME ON, DREW!
AH, AH!
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DAMN.
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WHERE IS HE?
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HE WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO GET
SOME COFFEE. WHAT'S UP?
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OKAY, GOOD.
I CAN TALK TO YOU.
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OH, TROUBLE
IN PARADISE, EH?
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YEAH, WE CAN TALK.
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DO NOT TELL HIM
I SAID THIS, OKAY?
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OH, YEAH, GIRL.
WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?
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NO, ESPECIALLY
YOU, DREW,
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BECAUSE YOU HAVE
A REALLY BIG MOUTH, OKAY?
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YOU PROMISE?
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WELL, EVERYONE ELSE
SEEMS TO LIKE IT.
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AND, YEAH.
I PROMISE.
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I MEAN, COME ON.
I CAN KEEP A SECRET.
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GIVE IT TO ME.
GIVE IT TO ME.
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[ GROANS ]
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IS DANNY CHEATING ON ME?
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OH! HOW YOU JUST GONNA
COME OUT YOUR MOUTH LIKE THAT?!
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HOW YOU JUST GONNA COME OUT
YOUR MOUTH LIKE THAT?!
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BECAUSE, FIRST OF ALL,
IF HE WAS CHEATING ON YOU,
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IT WOULD BE WITH ME!
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SO, YOU COMING UP IN HERE,
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YOU INSULTING MY PERSONALITY,
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MY BEAUTY, AND MY BODY.
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I NEED TO KNOW.
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WOW. I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO TELL YOU, GIRL, BUT ‐‐
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OOH, I KNEW IT!
I KNEW IT!
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I'MMA NEED YOU
TO NOT ACT SO DAMN SURPRISED,
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BECAUSE YOU DON'T
COOK FOR HIM,
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YOU DON'T MEDITATE
WITH HIM,
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YOU DON'T PRAY,
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AND YOU DON'T DRINK
WATER WITH HIM!
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MAYBE IF YOU DID, THEN HE
WOULDN'T HAVE CHEATED ON YOU.
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SO, HOW'D
YOU CATCH HIM, GIRL?
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WHO IS IT, DREW?
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DREW!
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OOH!
HELLO.
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THIS IS OUR OPPORTUNITY
TO GET OUR DANNY BACK.
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THIS IS ALSO OUR OPPORTUNITY
TO LOSE HIM FOREVER.
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OH, YEAH.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I KNOW, GIRL.
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OOH, I'M SO MAD!
I WOULD BE, TOO.
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DREW!
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OKAY. OKAY.
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YOU WAIT
TILL I SEE HIM!
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WHAT YOU GONNA DO,
GIRL?
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I SAID STOP IT.
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ARE YOU FEELING
ALL RIGHT?
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IS EVERYTHING
OKAY BACK AT HOME?
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WORK LIFE GOOD?
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STOP IT.
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OKAY.
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DANNY IS NOT
CHEATING ON YOU.
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YES, HE IS!
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NO. HE'S NOT.
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NOW, STOP IT.
I SEEN'T THE GIRL.
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I SEEN'T IT!
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WHAT SHE LOOK LIKE?
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COMING RIGHT OUT
OF YOUR APARTMENT!
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DREW!
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DREW!
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DREW!
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YOU SURE EVERYTHING'S
ALL RIGHT?
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BECAUSE, LIKE,
THIS IS HOW WE GET DOWN.
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I MEAN, LOOK.
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SHE'S ALL DISTRAUGHT.
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IT'S AWESOME.
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LET'S JUST KICK HER
WHILE SHE'S DOWN.
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IT'S TEMPTING.
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NO. NO.
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WHEN DANNY WASN'T SPEAKING
TO US, I WASN'T HAPPY, OKAY?
253
00:11:10,611 --> 00:11:12,345
SO, I'M NOT DOING THIS.
254
00:11:12,345 --> 00:11:13,747
[ SIGHS ]
I'M SO SORRY.
255
00:11:13,747 --> 00:11:15,816
WOW. OKAY. YOU'RE RIGHT.
OKAY. I'M SORRY.
256
00:11:15,816 --> 00:11:18,084
AND HE JUST GOING TO
LIE TO ME IN MY FACE?
257
00:11:18,084 --> 00:11:19,419
LIKE, RIGHT
IN MY FACE.
258
00:11:19,419 --> 00:11:20,420
TROY!
259
00:11:20,420 --> 00:11:22,689
I AM NOT TALKING
TO YOU, SAM.
260
00:11:22,689 --> 00:11:24,490
I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU ‐‐
261
00:11:24,490 --> 00:11:26,426
DID YOU NOT HEAR A WORD
THAT I JUST SAID?
262
00:11:26,426 --> 00:11:28,061
I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU.
263
00:11:28,061 --> 00:11:30,230
SHE'S NOT TELLING ‐‐
YOU KNOW WHAT?
264
00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:32,465
WAIT TILL I FIND HIS ASS.
HE WENT TO THE DINER?
265
00:11:32,465 --> 00:11:36,236
OH, OKAY, I'MMA CATCH HIM,
AND I'MMA KILL HIM. OKAY.
266
00:11:36,236 --> 00:11:37,938
YOU'RE GETTING
REAL AGGRESSIVE.
267
00:11:37,938 --> 00:11:41,908
I DON'T LIKE THIS
ONE BIT!
268
00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:44,611
BUT YOU FORGOT YOUR BROOM!
HOW YOU GOING TO GET ‐‐
269
00:11:44,611 --> 00:11:46,647
HOW YOU GONNA
GET THERE?
270
00:11:46,647 --> 00:11:49,415
MAYBE SHE'LL GET
CRUSHED BY A HOUSE.
271
00:11:49,415 --> 00:11:52,786
MAYBE SHE'LL FLY ON ONE
OF HER MONKEYS, A. K. A. HATTIE?
272
00:11:52,786 --> 00:11:54,420
[ LAUGHS ]
RIGHT?
273
00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:57,090
MY OLD BOO.
274
00:11:57,090 --> 00:11:59,125
YOU'VE DONE IT
AGAIN, HUH?
275
00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:01,401
YEAH, I GUESS SO.
276
00:12:01,401 --> 00:12:04,337
YOU BETTER GET TO THAT DINER
BEFORE DANNY DOES.
277
00:12:12,212 --> 00:12:15,248
♪♪♪♪
278
00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:18,652
HEY, TROY.
279
00:12:18,652 --> 00:12:20,654
WHERE'S DANNY?!
280
00:12:20,654 --> 00:12:24,190
UH, I'M DOING FINE.
THANKS FOR ASKING.
281
00:12:24,190 --> 00:12:25,826
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME
FOR THAT, FLOYD.
282
00:12:25,826 --> 00:12:27,360
OOH.
283
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,995
FLOYD, YOU MIGHT
WANT TO BACK UP.
284
00:12:28,995 --> 00:12:30,330
LOOK LIKE
SHE GONNA SWANG.
285
00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,364
I KNOW.
286
00:12:31,364 --> 00:12:32,999
YES, I DO.
287
00:12:32,999 --> 00:12:34,400
WHAT'S GOING ON?
288
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:39,773
I NEED TO TALK TO DANNY!!
289
00:12:39,773 --> 00:12:44,110
WHAT, YOU WANT
TO DO SOMETHING?
290
00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:45,912
I JUST NEED
TO TALK TO DANNY.
291
00:12:45,912 --> 00:12:47,514
WELL, HE NO HERE.
292
00:12:47,514 --> 00:12:49,282
YOU SEE?
HE LIED.
293
00:12:49,282 --> 00:12:50,884
WELL, WHAT
DID HE LIE ABOUT?
294
00:12:50,884 --> 00:12:53,053
HE SAID HE WAS
GOING TO BE HERE.
295
00:12:53,053 --> 00:12:56,990
GIRL, DON'T BE TALKING
ABOUT MY GRANDBABY.
296
00:12:56,990 --> 00:12:58,158
WELL,
DANNY DON'T BE LYING.
297
00:12:58,158 --> 00:13:00,060
DANNY DON'T TELL NO LIE,
DO HE, LINDA?
298
00:13:00,060 --> 00:13:03,169
DANNY DON'T LIE,
NOW DO HE, LINDA?
299
00:13:04,337 --> 00:13:06,907
WELL, HE'S LYING
ABOUT SOMETHING.
300
00:13:10,443 --> 00:13:12,078
WHAT'S GOING ON?
301
00:13:12,078 --> 00:13:13,714
I'M MAD AS HELL!
302
00:13:13,714 --> 00:13:15,649
THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON!
303
00:13:15,649 --> 00:13:18,952
LITTLE GIRL,
IF YOU WAKE UP THIS BABY...
304
00:13:18,952 --> 00:13:21,287
I'M SORRY, MS. LINDA.
305
00:13:21,287 --> 00:13:22,155
THANK YOU.
306
00:13:22,155 --> 00:13:24,224
WELL, SHE SURE IS CUTE.
307
00:13:24,224 --> 00:13:26,026
UHP, UHP, UHP!
308
00:13:26,026 --> 00:13:29,262
AND YOUR HAND
SURE IS DIRTY, THOUGH.
309
00:13:29,262 --> 00:13:31,965
I'M SORRY.
310
00:13:31,965 --> 00:13:33,734
OKAY, TROY.
WHAT'S WRONG?
311
00:13:33,734 --> 00:13:35,769
DANNY'S CHEATING ON ME.
312
00:13:35,769 --> 00:13:39,339
WHAT?! NO WAY.
313
00:13:39,339 --> 00:13:41,808
[ Valley accent ]
YES, WAY.
314
00:13:43,810 --> 00:13:45,812
I'M TELLING YOU HE'S NOT.
315
00:13:45,812 --> 00:13:47,981
I KNOW HE IS.
316
00:13:47,981 --> 00:13:49,349
WELL, HOW
DO YOU KNOW THAT?
317
00:13:49,349 --> 00:13:51,918
WELL, THIS MORNING,
I HAD STARTED MY PERIOD.
318
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,920
AAH!
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
319
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,021
DID SHE NEED
TO SHARE THAT?
320
00:13:55,021 --> 00:13:57,223
I'MMA TAKE THE BABY
AND GO TO THE CAR.
321
00:13:57,223 --> 00:14:00,994
YEAH, 'CAUSE, UM,
MISS MENSTRUATION WOKE HER UP.
322
00:14:00,994 --> 00:14:03,804
OKAY, THAT ‐‐ IT ‐‐
IT'S TOO MUCH.
323
00:14:03,804 --> 00:14:05,205
OH. OOH.
324
00:14:05,205 --> 00:14:07,173
I'LL BE OUTSIDE.
325
00:14:07,173 --> 00:14:11,177
ALL THIS DAMN CUSSING
Y'ALL DOING.
326
00:14:11,177 --> 00:14:12,946
PEOPLE GOING TO HELL.
327
00:14:16,082 --> 00:14:18,084
OKAY?
328
00:14:18,084 --> 00:14:21,187
WELL, DANNY'S
NOT A WOMAN, RIGHT?
329
00:14:21,187 --> 00:14:23,957
NO, HE'S NOT.
330
00:14:23,957 --> 00:14:26,993
THEN CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME
WHY ALL MY MAXI‐PADS ARE GONE?
331
00:14:26,993 --> 00:14:30,163
WHY THE HELL ARE Y'ALL
TALKING ABOUT THIS?!
332
00:14:30,163 --> 00:14:33,266
BOY,
GO ON SOMEWHERE!
333
00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:36,703
I AM.
MOVE, DUDE.
334
00:14:36,703 --> 00:14:39,506
HEY, THERE YOU ARE.
335
00:14:39,506 --> 00:14:41,608
HEY, DREW.
HEY.
336
00:14:41,608 --> 00:14:44,945
I LIED ABOUT THAT WHOLE THING.
DANNY'S NOT CHEATING ON YOU.
337
00:14:44,945 --> 00:14:47,313
NO, YOU WEREN'T LYING.
YOU WERE TELLING THE TRUTH.
338
00:14:47,313 --> 00:14:49,482
NO, I WASN'T.
I SWEAR. I WAS LYING.
339
00:14:49,482 --> 00:14:52,318
SO, WHAT,
HE PUT YOU UP TO THIS?
340
00:14:52,318 --> 00:14:55,221
DAMN, YOU SUSPICIOUS.
341
00:14:55,221 --> 00:14:59,793
ALL I KNOW IS THAT
MY MAXI‐PADS ARE GONE.
342
00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:02,669
WHY YOU KEEP SAYING
THAT WORD?!
343
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:08,642
AND NOW MY BOX FULL OF...
MAXI‐PADS IS EMPTY,
344
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:12,145
SO SOME SCALLYWAG
IS OUT THERE WEARING THEM.
345
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:15,616
WE GOT TO GO.
COME ON. LET'S GO.
346
00:15:15,616 --> 00:15:17,751
REGULATORS!
347
00:15:21,555 --> 00:15:25,091
ALL THIS TALK
OF PUNCTUATION.
348
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:28,028
HE JUST GONNA ‐‐
WHERE THE PARTY AT?
349
00:15:30,731 --> 00:15:33,867
HE'S NOT
CHEATING ON YOU.
350
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:37,671
HE COULD BE, NOW, LINDA.
HE COULD BE.
351
00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:41,441
OH. MAMA, NO,
HE'S NOT.
352
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:44,344
THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
353
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:49,149
CLEARLY
DANNY'S WEARING THEM.
354
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,317
WHAT?
355
00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,954
LOOK. LOOK. YOU ALL KNOW
DANNY SWEATS A LOT, RIGHT?
356
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,388
YES.
MM‐HMM.
357
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:58,358
AND HE HAS STAINS
ON A LOT OF HIS SHIRTS
358
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,535
UNDER THE ARMPITS.
359
00:16:01,535 --> 00:16:03,303
SHE CAME TRUE ABOUT THAT
360
00:16:03,303 --> 00:16:06,573
BECAUSE I WASH
PLENTY OF DANNY'S SHIRT,
361
00:16:06,573 --> 00:16:09,543
AND THAT THERE BE
A HOST OF LITTLE RAINBOWS
362
00:16:09,543 --> 00:16:13,213
UP UNDER THERE
AND EVERYTHING.
363
00:16:13,213 --> 00:16:16,449
SO, WHAT DOES THIS HAVE
TO DO WITH CHEATING?
364
00:16:16,449 --> 00:16:21,254
OH, I TAUGHT HIM HOW TO
USE MAXI‐PADS UNDER HIS ARMPITS.
365
00:16:23,657 --> 00:16:27,961
UNDER HIS ARM...PITS?
366
00:16:27,961 --> 00:16:29,596
YEP.
367
00:16:29,596 --> 00:16:31,865
SO, HE WEARS THEM
UNDER HIS ARMS?
368
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:37,037
YEAH, HE PROBABLY
HAS SOME ON RIGHT NOW.
369
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:40,006
SO, YOU MEAN
TO TELL ME...
370
00:16:40,006 --> 00:16:42,543
THAT MY MAN...
371
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:46,647
THE MAN THAT I MARRIED...
372
00:16:46,647 --> 00:16:50,116
IS WALKING AROUND...
373
00:16:50,116 --> 00:16:54,921
WITH MAXI‐PADS...
UNDER HIS ARMPITS?
374
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,526
[ LAUGHS ]
375
00:16:59,526 --> 00:17:00,727
I WAS WONDERING WHY
376
00:17:00,727 --> 00:17:02,335
I NEVER SAW SWEAT
UNDERNEATH HIS ARMS,
377
00:17:02,335 --> 00:17:06,507
BUT I ALWAYS SEE IT
ON HIS FACE...
378
00:17:06,507 --> 00:17:09,976
AND HIS LEGS...
379
00:17:09,976 --> 00:17:12,979
AND HIS BACK...
380
00:17:12,979 --> 00:17:15,782
AND HIS HANDS...
381
00:17:15,782 --> 00:17:16,683
AND HIS FEET...
382
00:17:16,683 --> 00:17:19,920
AND HIS HAIR
AND HIS NECK.
383
00:17:19,920 --> 00:17:22,689
YEAH.
384
00:17:22,689 --> 00:17:25,491
THAT LITTLE
BASTARD BE SWEATING. DAMN.
385
00:17:25,491 --> 00:17:27,060
SO SLIMY.
386
00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:29,696
YEAH.
387
00:17:29,696 --> 00:17:32,265
I LIKE A SLIMEBALL.
388
00:17:32,265 --> 00:17:35,802
WELL, MAYBE HE NEED IT
ON HIS FACE, TOO,
389
00:17:35,802 --> 00:17:38,071
AND HIS LEGS...
390
00:17:38,071 --> 00:17:40,541
AND HIS HAIR...
391
00:17:40,541 --> 00:17:42,676
AND HIS FEET...
392
00:17:42,676 --> 00:17:46,580
AND HIS BODY
AND HIS NECK.
393
00:17:48,549 --> 00:17:53,119
OH, I REMEMBER HE DID SWEAT
WHEN HE WAS A KID.
394
00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:57,958
I AIN'T EVEN HAVE TO BUY
NO SLIP N SLIDE.
395
00:17:57,958 --> 00:18:00,801
I PUT SOME GARBAGE
BAGS OUT THERE,
396
00:18:00,801 --> 00:18:03,369
HE WAS SWEATING,
397
00:18:03,369 --> 00:18:07,908
AND I SLID HIS ASS
RIGHT ON DOWN THE STREET.
398
00:18:07,908 --> 00:18:12,045
I AIN'T SEE
THAT CAR COMING.
399
00:18:12,045 --> 00:18:15,115
BUT HE WAS ALL RIGHT.
400
00:18:15,115 --> 00:18:19,352
CAR JUST ‐‐ CAR SLID
RIGHT ON OVER HIM.
401
00:18:19,352 --> 00:18:21,588
MAMA!
402
00:18:21,588 --> 00:18:24,457
WELL, YOU BETTER HOPE
THAT NEW BABY IS SWEATY.
403
00:18:24,457 --> 00:18:27,460
YOU'LL SAVE YOURSELF
SOME MONEY,
404
00:18:27,460 --> 00:18:31,497
KEEPS YOU FROM BUYING
A WHOLE LOT OF TOYS.
405
00:18:31,497 --> 00:18:36,202
YOU CAN SLIDE THEIR ASS
ALL OVER THE PLACE.
406
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:39,806
WON'T NEED MONEY,
NOR STROLLER.
407
00:18:39,806 --> 00:18:44,210
WAIT.
SO, YOU LIED TO ME?
408
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:48,381
WELL, YEAH, I MEAN,
I ALWAYS LIE TO YOU.
409
00:18:48,381 --> 00:18:51,885
I MEAN, I TELL YOU
YOU'RE PRETTY.
410
00:18:51,885 --> 00:18:55,355
I TELL YOU
YOUR FEET NOT BIG.
411
00:18:55,355 --> 00:18:59,693
AND I TELL YOU YOUR
FOREHEAD'S REALLY SMALL.
412
00:18:59,693 --> 00:19:01,467
THAT'S A BIG LIE.
413
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,482
HEY, BABY.
414
00:19:16,482 --> 00:19:17,083
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
415
00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:18,351
COME HERE.
416
00:19:18,351 --> 00:19:19,720
YEAH?
417
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,055
[ LAUGHS ]
418
00:19:22,055 --> 00:19:24,825
NOT IN FRONT OF MY MOM!
419
00:19:24,825 --> 00:19:26,660
AWW, BABY, I LOVE YOU.
420
00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:29,429
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
421
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:30,664
YOU MISS ME?
422
00:19:30,664 --> 00:19:32,533
SO MUCH.
423
00:19:32,533 --> 00:19:34,267
THANK YOU, MS. LINDA.
424
00:19:34,267 --> 00:19:36,770
I GOT YOU, GIRL.
425
00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:39,072
UNDER HIS ARM?
426
00:19:41,307 --> 00:19:43,877
THEY WORK.
427
00:19:43,877 --> 00:19:47,648
WHAT WORKS?
428
00:19:47,648 --> 00:19:49,282
UM ‐‐ UM...
429
00:19:49,282 --> 00:19:50,584
YOU TOLD THEM?
430
00:19:50,584 --> 00:19:51,985
NO. WHAT?
431
00:19:51,985 --> 00:19:55,188
DID YOU TELL THEM
YOUR BABY BOY WEARS TAMPONS?
432
00:19:55,188 --> 00:19:57,190
[ CHUCKLES ]
433
00:19:57,190 --> 00:20:00,727
THEY'RE NOT
CALLED TAMPONS, BABY.
434
00:20:00,727 --> 00:20:04,270
IF YOU'RE WEARING TAMPONS,
WE HAVE ANOTHER PROBLEM.
435
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:07,407
UM, AND ‐‐ AND YOUR ‐‐
436
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:10,410
YOUR WIFE WAS CONCERNED.
437
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,079
THEY'RE MAXI‐PADS,
438
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:16,416
VERY THIN.
439
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,385
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
440
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:22,355
AND THEY'RE ABSORBENT.
441
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:25,792
SUPER ABSORBENT.
442
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,628
AND WHY ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT THIS?
443
00:20:27,628 --> 00:20:30,831
BECAUSE I RAN OUT.
444
00:20:30,831 --> 00:20:31,932
AND I NEED THEM
FOR MY PERIOD.
445
00:20:31,932 --> 00:20:34,400
DON'T!
446
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,938
AAH!
447
00:20:37,938 --> 00:20:39,806
AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
448
00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:43,677
I'M WEARING MINI‐PADS!
MY FLOW IS LOW!
449
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:47,914
I DIDN'T TEACH HIM
ABOUT THE MINIS.
450
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:51,217
MY BABY'S GROWING UP.
451
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:54,721
PSSH. YEAH.
INTO A LITTLE GIRL!
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