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WHAT THE...

GET OFF THE FLOOR, GET OFF MY FLOOR!

JUST.

YOU NEED TO PUT A SIGN OR SOMETHING.

YOU'RE RIGHT,

"YOUR MAMA JUICE IS HERE."

HEY, DANNY.

MY MAMA HERE?

I SAID, "HI, DANNY."

HI, IS MY MAMA HERE?

NO, SHE'S NOT.

WELL, WHERE IS SHE AT?

IN FRONT OF THAT PREPOSITION "AT."

WHY THE HELL DO YOU CARE?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU DON'T CARE.

I DO CARE.

WELL, YOU'RE SURE ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T.

HMM.

THAT'S NOT TRUE, WHERE'S MY MAMA AT?

SHE AIN'T HERE.

WHERE DID SHE GO?

TO THE HOSPITAL.

SHE ALREADY HAD THE BABY?

YEAH, SHE DID.

DAMN IT!

WATCH YOUR DAMN MOUTH!

NOW WHO THE HELL YOU THINK YOU IS?

YOU DON'T BE DOING NO DAMN CUSSING ROUND HERE

I'M THE ONLY ONE DOING SOME DAMN CUSSING AROUND HERE.

I LEARNED IT FROM YOU.

I'M SORRY.

SO WHAT, DID YOU WANT HER TO STAY PREGNANT FOREVER?

NO.

THEN WHAT'S ALL THE "DAMN IT," FOR?

I JUST WANTED TO BE THERE FOR HER.

WE CALLED YOUR PHONE. I KNOW.

WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER YOUR DAMN PHONE THEN?

IT WAS MY FAULT.

BE QUIET.

WAIT A MINUTE, DANNY, WAS YOU GETTING BU‐‐

DOES DANNY KNOW HOW TO GET BUSY?

DANNY, THAT'S YOUR MAMA.

I KNOW.

AND SHE NEEDED YOU.

I'M SORRY.

WHAT IF SHE'D HAD BEEN SOMEWHERE BY HERSELF

AND NEEDED YOUR HELP?

I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT.

NO, 'CAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY BEING MALE.

[ LAUGHS ] NO, I WASN'T.

THIS HERE'S JUST FOOLISHNESS.

LOOK, I'M SORRY.

YOU DON'T NEED TO BE TELLING ME THAT.

YOU NEED TO BE TELLING HER THAT.

YES, I WILL.

THIS HERE JUST CRAZY AS HELL.

WAIT, WHERE IS SHE?

SHE SAID SHE'S AT THE HOSPITAL.

WHICH ONE?

ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS JUST LISTEN.

I'M SURE SHE'S SOMEWHERE SCREAMING, FOR SURE.

SHE JUST ASKED FOR ROOM SERVICE.

MAMA HATTIE?

I AIN'T TELLING YOU A DAMN THING.

YOU JUST WRONG.

DEAD DAMN WRONG.

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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

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SHE'S MAD AT ME.

WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

UNCLE FLOYD.

DON'T "UNCLE FLOYD" ME. SHE'S ALWAYS MAD.

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

HUH.

YEAH, BUT I STILL SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE.

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

I WANTED TO.

BUT YOU WEREN'T.

HOLD YOUR HEAD UP BEFORE IT STARTS TO SWELL

LIKE YOUR MAMA.

WHAT HAPPENED?

WELL, UH...

[ CHUCKLES ]

I WOULDN'T LET HIM ANSWER THE PHONE.

WHY?

WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.

[ Laughing ] OH.

[ LAUGHS ]

OH. NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT DANNY WAS TOO INTO SOMETHING

THAT HE WOULDN'T ANSWER THE PHONE OF HIS MAMA?

MM.

WELL.

[ LAUGHS ]

WHAT? GIRL, THAT'S A GIFT.

YES, HON!

OH, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR NASTY ASS HAND

HAS BEEN, THOUGH.

UGH!

[ COUGHS ]

IS THAT LILAC?

YES, AND I USE THEM WELL.

UGH.

MAN, I AIN'T SMELLED THIS

SINCE THE GARDEN OF GETHSEMANE.

SEE, BABY, MEN DON'T LIKE THAT AT ALL.

[ RETCHES ]

[ COUGHS ]

YEAH.

BUT YOU GO AHEAD ON THEN, BRO.

I HEAR YOU, THOUGH. YOU DID THAT.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

YEAH I GETS IT DONE, PLAYER!

WHAT!

TAPPED THAT ASS TO SLEEP.

WHOO!

WAIT, DID YOU MAKE HER GO...?

NIGHT, NIGHT!

[ FAKE SNORES ]

DANNY.

THIS DOESN'T.

UGH.

THE LILAC. IT TURNED IT.

YEAH, EVER SINCE SHE SLAPPED MY HAND.

IT'S BURNING.

NOW, DANNY YOU KNOW GOOD AND WELL.

GIRL, YOU KNOW I WAS GOOD.

HMM.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH, AFTER YOU WERE HOLDING YOUR TEDDY BEAR

AND SUCKING ON YO‐‐ SHH!

OH, WAIT NOW.

HIS THUMB.

WHEW!

OKAY. GIRL, YOU SCARED ME.

I STILL SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE.

YOU'RE DAMN SKIPPY YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE.

LOOK, I'M SORRY!

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

MISS HATTIE? IT WAS MY FAULT.

DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SHUT THE HELL UP LAST TIME?

SO SHUT UP YOUR DAMN MOUTH.

DANNY IS A GROWN ASS MAN. HE KNOWS DAMN WELL

WHAT HE WANTS TO DO.

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, IT WAS HIS FAULT.

WELL, DAMN, BABY!

JUST LEAVE ME IN THE TRENCHES, TAKING GRENADES.

SHE SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME.

SHE BEEN DOING THAT MY WHOLE LIFE.

GET USED TO IT.

MAMA HATTIE.

DON'T "MAMA HATTIE" ME.

I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF SHE'S ALL RIGHT.

I'M NOT TELLING YOU A DAMN THING.

UNCLE FLOYD?

SAY SO.

AND I WILL BUST YOUR HEAD TO THE YELLOW MEAT.

YELLOW MEAT?

YEAH.

IT'S CONNECTED TO WHERE YOU PISS.

[ EXHALES ]

I THINK YOU WANT ME TO BUST IT TO THE BROWN MEAT.

I'LL TAKE YELLOW MEAT FOR 200, ALEX.

I CALLED THAT NUMBER IN THE BATHROOM STALL,

MY MOM PICKED UP.

WAIT A MINUTE, WERE THE TWO OF YOU IN THERE TOGETHER?

LISTEN, I JUST WITNESSED SOMETHING THAT

MADE ME WANT TO CALL MY WHORE OF A MOTHER...

...AND THANK HER FOR CONTACTING HER PIMP...

...SO SHE COULD CLEAR HER SCHEDULE TO HAVE ME.

SO NOW WE'RE GONNA HO HAVE ‐‐ MM.

WE'RE GONNA GO HAVE LUNCH.

WOW.

DIDN'T KNOW THE ZOO WAS OPEN TODAY.

WELL, YOU SHOULD.

MY MOTHER AND YOUR MOTHER SHARE THE SAME CAGE.

JUST LIKE YOUR MAMA.

DANNY?

DON'T "DANNY" ME.

HOW ARE YOU?

NOT TALKING TO YOU.

ARE WE STILL DOING THIS?

YES...

...STUPID.

THAT'S RIGHT, DANNY,

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO HIM, BOO.

HOW YOU DOING, LOVE?

'SUP, TROY?

I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.

OH, IT'S LIKE THAT, CUZZO?

YES, "CUZZO."

MAN, DANNY, TELL HER WE GOOD.

TELL HER WE ALL FAM, WE GOOD.

WE'RE NOT.

DANNY, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME, HONEY, COME ON.

GRANDMA, I ASKED ABOUT MY MAMA, YOU BETTER TELL ME SOMETHING!

WHO IN THE HELL YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?

COME ON.

SAM.

WHAT?

I'M PICKING HER UP ON HER OWN LOUDSPEAKER.

SHE'S AT THE HOSPITAL ‐‐

I DIDN'T ASK YOU NOTHING.

BUT YOU JUST SAID.

I AIN'T TALKING TO YOU, MAN.

OKAY, OKAY. FINE.

OKAY, COME ON, DANNY.

THIS HAS GONE FAR TOO HARD AND LONG ENOUGH.

WHAT?

GRANDMA, YOU'RE REALLY NOT GONNA TELL ME

WHERE MY MAMA'S AT?

SHE AT THE HOSPITAL.

I WANT TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.

YOUR MAMA DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU DANNY.

[ GASPS ]

YOU THE REASON SHE WENT INTO LABOR.

WHAT?

SHE WAS IN HERE HOLLERING

ABOUT YOU AND CRYING WHEN SHE WENT INTO LABOR.

TROY.

YOU SHOULD KNOW, YOU SLEEP WITH HER EVERY NIGHT.

YEAH, I DO.

AND THAT'S WHY YOU COULDN'T

PICK UP THE DAMN PHONE, GIVE ME THIS DAMN MOP.

I'M SORRY. NO, NO, NO, OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

WHAT, YOU THINK THIS IS A DAMN JOKE?

NO.

SNICKER ONE MORE DAMN TIME.

DO WHAT? SNICKER.

SNICKER.

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WAIT, I'M THE REASON?

YES, YOU ARE, DANNY.

I FEEL SO BAD.

GET YOUR NASTY TRIFLING ASS ON UP OUT OF HERE.

WHAT HOSPITAL?

I AIN'T TELLING YOU

A DAMN THING.

WHAT PART DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

GRANDMA, I WANT TO GO SEE MY MAMA!

OOF. OH!

DANNY.

SHE GOT ME. OH, SHE GOT ME.

I TRIED TO GET YOU.

I WANTED DANNY.

YEAH.

GET AWAY FROM ME NOW, DANNY.

HOW'D EVERYONE WALK IN?

FROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS THAT MIGHT NOT BE WISE.

DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT WAS?

YEAH. FOR THAT BABY TO BE BORN HERE

ON THIS DAMN FLOOR?

YEAH.

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

LEFT POCKET, BOO.

I THREW UP LAST TIME I LOOKED.

HELLO.

HEY, MAMA. HEY, BABE!

IS THAT MY MAMA?

SHUT YOUR...

HEY, MAMA, I NEED YOU TO BRING MY BAG UP WHEN YOU COME.

OKAY, BABE, I'LL BRING IT TO YOU.

SHE'S SO PRETTY, ISN'T SHE, MAMA?

YEAH, SHE LOOK JUST LIKE HER GRANDMOTHER.

[ GIGGLES ]

DON'T POINT IT AT ME.

I'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET HERE, MAMA.

OKAY, BABE, I'LL BE THERE. THE RED THING, YEAH?

MAMA, HAVE YOU HEARD FROM DANNY?

NO, I AIN'T HEARD FROM DANNY.

MAMA.

I AIN'T, BABE. I AIN'T HEARD FROM HIM.

WELL, CAN YOU CALL HIM?

OKAY, BABE, I'LL CALL HIM FOR YOU.

DO YOU KNOW WHY HE NEVER CALLED ME BACK?

I DON'T KNOW WHY DANNY NEVER CALLED YOU BACK

OR PICKED HIS PHONE UP WHEN WE CALLED HIM.

MAMA!

MAMA, IS THAT DANNY?

LET ME CHECK AND SEE FOR ‐‐ HOLD ON, BABE, HERE.

HOLD ON.

AH, SHE GONNA HIT ME.

AH.

AHH!

DIDN'T I TELL YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH CLOSED?

YES, MA'AM. WHAT?

DIDN'T TELL YOU KEEP?

YES MA'AM.

TRY ME, DANNY.

BABE!

LET ME TALK TO HIM.

HE BUSY.

MAMA!

MAMA, I WANT TO TALK TO DANNY.

I'M GONNA CALL HIM.

OKAY, CALL HIM AND SEE WHAT I DO TO HIM.

MAMA!

OKAY, TALK TO YOU LATER, LOVE YOU, 1, 2, 3.

I LOVE YOU, MAMA, 4, 5, 6!

OKAY, BYE‐BYE, LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU MAMA. KISSES.

1, 2, 3. SLAP YOUR LIPS OFF.

LOOK, I'M SORRY.

AND YOU SHOULD BE.

"AND YOU SHOULD BE."

MA.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

WELL, HELL, IF HE WON'T TALK TO US,

WE MIGHT AS WELL BE ON HER SIDE.

I LIKE THAT.

RIGHT.

DANNY, YOU'RE A TERRIBLE SON!

[ Whispering ] TERRIBLE SON, TERRIBLE SON.

AND FRIEND.

AND FRIEND, AND FRIEND, AND FRIEND.

SHUT THE HELL UP, BOTH Y'ALL.

WELL THAT'S FIVE WORDS WE GOT OUT OF HIM.

A TOTAL OF SEVEN TODAY, WE ALMOST KISSED.

8 AND 9 IF YOU COUNT WHAT HE'S DOING WITH HIS FINGER.

GRANDMA, YOU'RE REALLY NOT GOING TO TELL ME

WHERE MY MOTHER'S AT?

I AIN'T TELLING YOU

A DAMN THING.

FINE THEN, I'LL JUST CALL EVERY HOSPITAL UNTIL I FIND HER.

AND, BABY, I'LL HELP YOU.

YOU BETTER.

NOW WAIT!

NO, NO WAIT. YOU AND YOUR LITTLE MILK

AND COOKIES WOULDN'T LET ME ANSWER THE PHONE.

NO, I DIDN'T,

BUT ME AND MY MILK AND COOKIES ARE SORRY.

SOGGY?

SORRY!

OH.

SHE GONNA NEED SOME ANTIBIOTICS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

NOW I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY MOTHER'S AT

AND MY LITTLE BROT‐‐

WAIT, WAS IT A LITTLE BOY OR LITTLE GIRL?

WELL IT WAS A‐‐ GO AHEAD.

GO AHEAD, FLOYD.

TELL HIM.

AND YOU'RE GONNA BE A GIRL.

UM, DUE TO ANATOMY REASONS...

...I WAS UNABLE TO SEE

WHETHER IT WAS A BOY OR A GAL.

YOU SEE? NOW I DON'T EVEN KNOW

WHETHER I HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER OR LITTLE SISTER.

DANNY, I'M SORRY. YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW.

NO, REALLY I AM, DANNY.

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE ANSWERED THE PHONE.

NOW WAIT, DANNY.

YOU KNOW WHY I DIDN'T LET YOU ANSWER THAT PHONE.

WHY?

WHY ARE YOU SO CONCERNED?

ARE YOU TALKING BACK NOW? WAIT.

OH, YOU GOT YOU A LITTLE BIT OF CONFIDENCE?

THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL? JUST A LITTLE?

JUST A LITTLE. HEY, BOTH OF YOU

ARE UNBELIEVABLE, NOW COME ON.

NOW LOOK.

YOU KNOW WHY, THEY WAS GETTING BUSY.

NO WAY.

YES WAY.

YES WAY.

NO, NO, NO.

DANNY DOESN'T LIKE TO DO IT

DURING THE DAYTIME. HE PREFERS THE NIGHTTIME.

SO WE CAN'T SEE EACH OTHERS' FACE WHEN ‐‐

AH, NEVER MIND.

NOW, DANNY, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS ANOTHER TIME.

BUT I REALLY AM SORRY FOR THIS RIGHT HERE.

GRANDMA.

I AIN'T TELLING YOU A DAMN THING.

MOVE!

OOH!

SHE SAYING MOO?

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

TO THE HOSPITAL.

CAN I GO WITH YOU?

LET ME SEE THE BEST WAY TO SAY THIS, BABY DANNY ‐‐

HELL NO.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. I'M GOING TO THE HOSPITAL!

WHAT?!

THAT'S MY MAMA.

WHO YOU WASN'T THERE FOR.

I WILL JUST FOLLOW YOU THERE THEN.

OKAY, GREAT.

GO AHEAD AND GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE

AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

BABY, I'M GONNA GO GET THE CAR.

NO.

WHAT?

STAY HERE.

WHAT?

MY MOTHER'S ALREADY UPSET.

I DON'T WANT HER TO GET MORE UPSET

IF SHE SEES YOU THERE.

DANNY.

YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID, GIRL.

YES, I HEARD YOU, BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.

PSH.

PSH.

CUT OUT ALL THAT DAMN SPITTING.

SHH.

GRANDMA, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY,

I PROMISE YOU I'M FOLLOWING YOU TO THAT HOSPITAL.

OKAY, BRING YOUR DUMB ASS ON OUT HERE THEN, DANNY BABY.

I'M GONNA TAKE MY CAR AND PUT IT INTO REVERSE...

...THEN I'M JUST GONNA BACK UP OVER YOUR ASS.

IT'S GONNA BE LIKE A HIGH BRIDGE.

EXCUSE ME, GENIUS,

THAT'S HYBRID.

NO, GENIUS.

IT'S GONNA BE LIKE HIS DUMB ASS

JUMPING OFF A HIGH BRIDGE.

NOW COME ON, BABY DANNY.

LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

I WILL.

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SHE WAS TALKING TO YOU.

NOW I WOULDN'T ADVISE YOU TO GO OUT THERE BEHIND HER NOW.

THAT'S MY GRANDMA. SHE ONLY SWUNG ON ME LIKE...

...THREE TIMES TODAY.

SHE GOT IT OUT OF HER SYSTEM.

SHE WON'T HURT ME.

MORE LIKE 2, 300 TIMES, BUT, HEY.

GO ON. LIKE SHE SAID,

"TAKE YOUR DUMB ASS ON OUT THERE."

SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

I WILL.

TAKE CARE.

LET'S GO.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

OH, SHE PUT IT IN REVERE.

OH, STRETCH ON THE BACK OVER HIM.

DANNY, BE CAREFUL, BOO!

Danny: AH, NO, NO!

[ CRASH ]