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BABY, JUST HOLD ON, OKAY?
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NO, DON'T HOLD ON, BABY.
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WHERE'S THAT
DAMN AMBULANCE?
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THEY SAID THEY WERE
ON THEIR WAY.
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WELL, HELL, THEY'RE
TAKING FOREVER.
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IT'S NOT GONNA MATTER.
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OOH, DON'T SAY THAT,
BABY.
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OH, I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT
TO THE HOSPITAL.
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‐YOU SURE?
‐I FEEL HER COMING NOW.
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WELL, HELL, I DON'T
FEEL IT COMING.
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‐LOOK!
‐NO, DAMN!
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NO.
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PHILIP,
I NEED YOU TO LOOK.
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NOW, BABY, YOU KNOW,
I DON'T MIND LOOKING
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BUT NOT UNDER THESE
CIRCUMSTANCES.
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PHILIP, I NEED YOU
TO HELP ME.
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‐FLOYD.
‐NO.
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OH, YOU AIN'T GOT
TO EVER TELL ME NO
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'CAUSE I AIN'T LOOKING UP
UNDERNEATH THERE
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FOR NOTHING.
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SOMEBODY'S GOT
TO HELP ME.
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I'LL LOOK.
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I AM A SEX‐PERT AT THIS.
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STAY AWAY FROM ME, SAM.
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OKAY,
BUT I COULD HELP YOU.
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DREW. PLEASE.
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HUH?
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I NEED YOU TO HELP ME.
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NOW, ALL OF Y'ALL
KNOW I'M A FREAK.
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I DON'T GET DOWN LIKE THAT.
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I NEED YOU TO SEE
IF THE BABY'S CROWNING.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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THE BABY'S CROWNING?
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OH, THE KING OF KINGS,
HUH,
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COMING IN HERE
WITH A CROWN.
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THAT'S A REAL CROWN,
MY GOD.
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OH, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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FLOYD, CROWNING IS
WHEN THE BABY'S HEAD
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IS COMING THROUGH THE THING.
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YOU UNDERSTAND?
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I KNOW THAT.
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BETTER PRAY IT DON'T COME OUT
LOOKING LIKE A THING.
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WHERE'S THAT
DAMN AMBULANCE?
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I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS,
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BUT YOU NEED
TO HELP YOUR WIFE.
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I CAN'T DO THAT, MAN.
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‐WHAT?
‐I CAN'T DO THAT.
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THAT ‐‐ THAT AIN'T RIGHT.
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SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE.
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BABY, YOUR MAMA
CAN HELP YOU.
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WHERE IS MY MAMA?
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BABY, I DON'T KNOW.
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MAMA!
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THEY'RE GONNA START TO BLEED.
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MAMA!
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HERE I AM.
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OH, HO!
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DON'T WORRY.
I GOT THIS HERE.
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SET, DOWN, HUT.
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OMAHA!
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♪♪♪♪
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Y'ALL GOT TO GET
THE AMBULANCE HERE.
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DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT, BABY.
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IF THEY DON'T COME,
I'VE GOT YOU.
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MAMA.
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I CAN'T, BABY.
I CAN'T.
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OH, OKAY.
I'M RIGHT HERE.
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I'M RIGHT HERE.
I'M HERE.
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I'M HERE.
I'M HERE.
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WOW!
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HAS THE OLD LADY
LOST IT OR WHAT?
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SOMEBODY LOST IT
ALL OVER HER.
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WHAT'S WITH THE MASK?
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I DON'T KNOW.
YOU TELL ME.
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I DON'T KNOW,
BUT IT'S KIND OF...
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CREEPY.
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I WAS GONNA SAY KINKY
BUT...
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YOU'RE THE WORST.
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OKAY.
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I'VE GOT THE WATER BOILING
AND AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH.
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AH, AH, AH, AH, AH,
AH, AH, NOTHING.
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SHUT THE HELL UP, FLOYD.
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I WILL SHUT UP
IF YOU JUST TELL ME
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WHAT THE HELL
YOU GOT ON.
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SCRUBS!
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AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT
YOU LOOK LIKE, TOO, A SCRUB.
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DON'T WORRY, EVERYBODY.
I GOT THIS NOW, I GOT THIS.
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NO, YOU DON'T GOT THIS.
WE NEED THAT AMBULANCE.
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DON'T WORRY, MY BABY, BECAUSE
I'M GONNA HELP MY DAUGHTER.
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LOOKING LIKE THAT?
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LIKE WHAT, FLOYD?
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LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT
TO PLAY HOCKEY.
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OR SCARE SOME WHITE KIDS
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IN THE WOODS
ON SPRING BREAK.
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MAMA.
MAMA.
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‐WHAT, BABE?
‐I NEED YOU TO LOOK.
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I NEED YOU TO LOOK
DOWN THERE
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AND SEE
IF THE HEAD'S CROWNING.
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I AIN'T ABOUT
TO LOOK DOWN THERE.
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BUT ‐‐ BUT ‐‐
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MAMA, BUT I NEED TO KNOW.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME
IF YOU SEE IT, MAMA.
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PLEASE HELP ME.
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OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, THEN.
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BUT FIRST
I GOTTA GET MY GLASSES.
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UH, HATTIE.
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HUH?
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YOUR GLASSES
ARE RIGHT THERE.
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THEY DON'T SHOW.
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I NEED ‐‐ I NEED ‐‐
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I NEED TO GO GET
MY OTHER GLASSES.
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MNH‐MNH, NO.
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THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.
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THEM GOT A PRESCRIPTION
IN IT.
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I CAN'T SEE WITH THEM ON.
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SO, WHY WOULD YOU WANT
TO GET SOME GLASSES
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THAT YOU CAN'T SEE WITH?
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BECAUSE WHAT WE'RE ABOUT
TO WITNESS RIGHT HERE,
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IT'S GONNA STAY A WHILE.
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I'M GONNA GET ‐‐
I WILL GO GET MY OTHER GLASSES
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AND GET YOU A MIRROR.
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WHAT?
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WHAT? MISS HATTIE!
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OKAY, THIS IS CRAZY.
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A BUNCH OF GROWN‐ASS PEOPLE
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DON'T WANT TO HELP
A WOMAN IN NEED.
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I GOT YOU, LINDA.
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BUT FIRST, LET ME
TAKE A SELFIE.
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‐WHAT?
‐ARE YOU SICK?
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YOU MIGHT WANT
TO BRUSH YOUR HAIR BACK,
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YOU'RE LOOKING REAL ROUGH.
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OKAY, YOU'RE READY?
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NO, THE LIGHTING'S OFF.
THE LIGHTING'S OFF UP IN HERE.
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THIS AIN'T GOOD.
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M GONNA CALL
MY LIGHTING GUY RICHARD.
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HE'S GONNA MAKE US
LOOK FLAWLESS.
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YOU READY?
YOU READY?
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DOES RICHARD
DELIVER BABIES, DREW?
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DOES RICHARD
DELIVER BABIES?
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ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE
GETTING AGGRESSIVE.
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TAKE THE DAMN THING.
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ALL RIGHT, RELAX,
I GOT THIS.
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I GOT THIS.
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OH, DAMN, OH, DAMN!
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‐OH. OH. OH.
‐OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
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I DON'T FEAR
SAYING THIS HERE.
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YOU DON'T NEED A HO‐SPITAL.
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YOU JUST NEED A HO.
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I LIKE TO PLAY DOCTOR.
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I ALWAYS CARRY A SPECULUM.
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LET'S LIFT UP THAT HOOD
AND TAKE A LOOK.
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I DON'T LIKE THIS.
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OH, IT LOOKS LIKE
THE OTHER HALF OF THAT.
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IT'S LIKE KRYPTONITE
UNDER THERE.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHY
I MARRIED HER.
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‐OH.
‐NASTY.
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SOMEBODY HELP ME,
PLEASE!
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I GUESS I MUST.
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I CHANGED THE DIAPERS.
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I GUESS I COULD SEE THIS.
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THANK YOU.
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HAVE YOU CONSIDERED PERM?
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‐OH!
‐FLOYD!
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‐DAMN.
‐GET YOUR ASS UP.
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DAMN.
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OW, BABY, BABY.
DAMN. BABY.
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YOU ARE MY HUSBAND.
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I AM. YES, I AM.
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AND YOU DID THIS TO ME.
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I ‐‐ BABY, I WAS.
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SO, YOU GONNA HELP ME.
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‐OKAY.
‐YOU BETTER MAN UP.
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I'M A MAN.
I'M MANNING UP.
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I'M MANNING UP.
I'M A MAN.
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NOW, YOU GONNA
LOOK DOWN THERE.
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‐NO.
‐YES.
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OKAY.
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AND YOU'RE NOT
GONNA PASS OUT.
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OKAY.
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NOW, I NEED YOU TO LOOK.
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OKAY.
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AND I NEED YOU
TO TELL ME...
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‐I'M LOOKING.
‐...IF YOU SEE THE HEAD.
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DO YOU SEE THE HEAD,
PHILIP?
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I SEE SOMETHING, YEAH.
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OKAY.
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WHAT'D YOU
WANT ME TO DO NOW?
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NOW CALL 911
AND TELL THEM
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THAT THE BABY'S HEAD
IS CROWNING.
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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I'M GONNA DO THAT.
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OKAY. AAH!
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WHERE YOU GOING?
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TO THE PHONE
AROUND THE CORNER.
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USE YOUR CELL.
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RIGHT, YEAH.
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RIGHT. THAT'S ‐‐
HEY.
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DO IT NOW.
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GIRL, I GOT YOU.
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I GOT YOU.
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SO, WHAT'S ‐‐
WHAT'S THE NUMBER?
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IT'S JUST ME AND YOU, BABE.
IT'S JUST ME...
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OKAY, I'M READY NOW.
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OH, DAMN, OH!
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OH!
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DAMN, I GOT TO HELP.
I GOT TO HELP.
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WE GOT THIS.
WE GOT THIS.
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‐YOU ‐‐ YOU SURE?
‐CALL THE PEOPLE.
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CALL THE PEOPLE.
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TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT?
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PEOPLE.
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THIS IS 911.
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SAY I'M PREGNANT.
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I'M PREGNANT
AND I'M HAVING A BABY
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AND THE BABY
IS WEARING A CROWN.
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HELL,
EVERYBODY LAYING OUT.
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YEAH.
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OH.
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IT LOOKS LIKE
IT'S JUST ME AND YOU, KID.
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LISTEN, WHEN ‐‐
WHEN I SAY PUSH, YOU PULL.
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OKAY?
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I JUST DID THE DAMN THING.
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I JUST DID, DID, DID, DID IT.
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I'M SO PROUD OF YOU,
BIG GUY.
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JUST GROWING UP RIGHT
IN FRONT OF MY EYES.
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[ TROY SCREAMS ]
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DAMN, BABY, I THOUGHT
THAT KIND OF SCREAMING WAS OVER.
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DANNY. DAMN!
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WHAT?
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WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO?
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BREAK A RECORD?
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DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?
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I JUST DID
THE DAMN THING.
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I JUST DID
THE DAMN THING.
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DANNY, I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT IN THE BED.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, GIRL?
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YOU LEAVING
THAT TOILET SEAT UP.
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SORRY, I HAD TO GO.
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IF I FALL IN THAT THING
ONE MORE TIME...
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I'M TELLING YOU, BABY,
DO IT LIKE MY GRANDMOTHER.
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JUST SQUAT, THEY NEVER
TOUCH THE SEAT.
244
00:11:25,926 --> 00:11:29,530
IT'S REALLY GOOD
FOR YOUR BOOTY.
245
00:11:29,530 --> 00:11:31,965
TRYING TO TELL YOU.
246
00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:35,902
I FELL IN, SO I HAD
TO TAKE A SHOWER.
247
00:11:35,902 --> 00:11:39,272
I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT.
248
00:11:39,272 --> 00:11:41,107
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO SAY?
249
00:11:41,107 --> 00:11:42,475
YOU WANT
TO SAY SOMETHING?
250
00:11:42,475 --> 00:11:44,177
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT
TO EXPLAIN OR
251
00:11:44,177 --> 00:11:45,879
YOU'RE EXPRESSING
SOMETHING?
252
00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,080
WHAT?
‐I'M JUST SAYING YOU NEEDED
253
00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,149
TO WASH THAT LILAC
OFF YOUR NECK.
254
00:11:50,316 --> 00:11:53,820
GIRL, I DON'T LIKE
THE WAY IT TASTES.
255
00:11:53,820 --> 00:11:56,322
YEAH, YOU TOLD ME THAT.
256
00:11:58,659 --> 00:12:00,060
WELL, I LIKE YOU
ALL NATURAL.
257
00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:01,535
MM‐HMM,
WELL, THANK YOU, BABY.
258
00:12:01,535 --> 00:12:05,038
MM‐HMM, YOU'RE WELCOME.
259
00:12:05,038 --> 00:12:08,008
UH, DON'T YOU LIKE ME
ALL NATURAL?
260
00:12:08,008 --> 00:12:11,011
WELL, WE'LL TALK
ABOUT THAT.
261
00:12:12,613 --> 00:12:14,581
COME ON, BABY.
262
00:12:14,581 --> 00:12:16,182
BABE, I'M STILL HUNGRY.
263
00:12:16,182 --> 00:12:17,751
LET'S GET SOMETHING
TO EAT.
264
00:12:17,751 --> 00:12:19,119
‐OKAY.
‐COME ON.
265
00:12:21,988 --> 00:12:25,458
CAN I GO PUT
SOME CLOTHES ON FIRST?
266
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:28,695
NO, I WANT YOU TO GO
JUST LIKE THAT.
267
00:12:28,695 --> 00:12:31,097
YOU'RE KIND OF KINKY.
268
00:12:31,097 --> 00:12:34,034
MM‐HMM.
269
00:12:34,034 --> 00:12:36,737
YEAH, I LIKE THAT,
THAT'S ‐‐ COME ON.
270
00:12:36,737 --> 00:12:38,004
YEAH, BUT IT'S ALSO
KIND OF DRAFTY
271
00:12:38,004 --> 00:12:40,974
AND LITTLE DANNY LIKES
TO HIDE WHEN THAT HAPPENS.
272
00:12:40,974 --> 00:12:43,877
‐OKAY, FINE.
‐THANK YOU.
273
00:12:47,714 --> 00:12:49,683
WHY ARE YOU SITTING DOWN?
274
00:12:49,683 --> 00:12:51,384
CAN I RECOVER FIRST?
275
00:12:53,219 --> 00:12:54,721
AND I KNOW YOU NEED
TO RECOVER FIRST
276
00:12:54,721 --> 00:12:56,690
FROM WHAT I DID TO YOU.
277
00:12:56,690 --> 00:12:58,592
PSSH.
278
00:12:58,592 --> 00:13:00,594
DANNY.
279
00:13:00,594 --> 00:13:02,402
WHAT, MAMA, WE JUST DID
A MARATHON IN THERE
280
00:13:02,402 --> 00:13:04,204
AND I'M NOT KENYAN.
281
00:13:04,204 --> 00:13:07,307
I NEED A SECOND.
282
00:13:07,307 --> 00:13:11,477
THEY WIN EVERY RACE.
283
00:13:14,548 --> 00:13:16,783
‐DANNY.
‐HMM?
284
00:13:16,783 --> 00:13:18,418
YOU WANT TO CHECK
YOUR PHONE, DON'T YOU?
285
00:13:20,521 --> 00:13:22,923
NO, NO, I DON'T WANT
TO DO THAT.
286
00:13:25,458 --> 00:13:26,827
MM‐HMM.
287
00:13:26,827 --> 00:13:28,695
THAT'S WHY
YOU'RE STALLING.
288
00:13:31,364 --> 00:13:33,767
NAH, GIRL,
I AIN'T STALLING.
289
00:13:36,737 --> 00:13:39,472
GO ON.
290
00:13:39,472 --> 00:13:40,707
HMM?
291
00:13:40,707 --> 00:13:42,108
I SAID GO ON CHECK IT.
292
00:13:42,108 --> 00:13:43,343
NO, NO, I'M WITH YOU NOW.
293
00:13:43,343 --> 00:13:45,011
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL
YOU WANT TO.
294
00:13:45,011 --> 00:13:47,881
‐OKAY, OKAY.
‐MM‐HMM. GO ON.
295
00:13:47,881 --> 00:13:51,284
NO, NO, YEAH.
296
00:13:51,284 --> 00:13:54,788
NO.
297
00:13:54,788 --> 00:13:57,290
NO, NOW, I SAID
I WASN'T GONNA DO THAT.
298
00:13:57,290 --> 00:13:58,825
YOU KNOW,
I'M HERE WITH YOU
299
00:13:58,825 --> 00:14:02,468
AND WHOEVER THAT IS
THAT'S BEEN CALLING ME
300
00:14:02,468 --> 00:14:07,207
OVER AND OVER
AND OVER AND OVER...
301
00:14:07,207 --> 00:14:10,977
THEN THEY'RE JUST
GONNA HAVE TO WAIT.
302
00:14:10,977 --> 00:14:12,879
I'LL JUST FORGET
ALL ABOUT IT.
303
00:14:12,879 --> 00:14:14,147
THANK YOU.
304
00:14:14,147 --> 00:14:17,217
DAMN!
305
00:14:17,217 --> 00:14:18,451
WHAT?
306
00:14:18,451 --> 00:14:20,754
YOU DON'T HAVE
NO SYMPATHY, DO YOU?
307
00:14:20,754 --> 00:14:22,088
NOT FOR PEOPLE
WHO TALK ABOUT ME
308
00:14:22,088 --> 00:14:25,859
AND DOG ME OUT
EVERY CHANCE THEY GET.
309
00:14:25,859 --> 00:14:27,293
THIS IS MY FAMILY.
310
00:14:27,293 --> 00:14:31,431
THEY TALK ABOUT EVERYBODY
EVERY CHANCE THEY GET.
311
00:14:31,431 --> 00:14:33,366
THIS IS MY FAMILY.
312
00:14:33,366 --> 00:14:35,235
WELL, I'M YOUR NEW FAMILY.
313
00:14:35,235 --> 00:14:36,469
YES, YOU ARE.
314
00:14:36,469 --> 00:14:38,404
SO, THAT MEANS
I COME FIRST.
315
00:14:38,404 --> 00:14:40,841
TROY.
316
00:14:40,841 --> 00:14:42,776
YOU KNOW WHAT?
GO ON, CHECK YOUR PHONE.
317
00:14:42,776 --> 00:14:45,646
NO, NO, NOW, I SAID
I WASN'T GONNA DO THAT.
318
00:14:45,646 --> 00:14:48,048
WELL, CAN WE GET
SOMETHING TO EAT, PLEASE?
319
00:14:48,048 --> 00:14:49,816
OKAY, FINE.
WELL, CAN WE STAY HERE?
320
00:14:49,816 --> 00:14:51,985
I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT.
‐DANNY.
321
00:14:51,985 --> 00:14:53,687
LOOK, I COULD ORDER US
SOME TAKE‐OUT,
322
00:14:53,687 --> 00:14:56,857
MAYBE SOME CHINESE,
ITALIANO, TUTTI‐FRUTTI.
323
00:14:56,857 --> 00:15:00,066
HE'S A CUTIE.
324
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:04,571
‐OKAY, GO AHEAD.
‐OKAY, GREAT.
325
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,272
AH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
326
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,942
I'M TRYING TO GET THE NUMBER
TO CALL THE PEOPLE.
327
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,310
DANNY, CALL HER NOW.
328
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,145
WHAT? I NEED THE NUMBER
TO CALL THE PEOPLE.
329
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,780
YOU CAN USE MY PHONE.
330
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:16,382
NO. UM, MY NAME'S
ON THE ACCOUNT.
331
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:19,485
IT'S THE WAY
I GOT IT SET UP.
332
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:22,689
WE CAN USE MY PHONE.
333
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,224
OH, BABY, THEN I GOT
TO ADD YOUR NUMBER
334
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,026
TO THE ACCOUNT,
YOUR CREDIT CARD,
335
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,662
AND IT'S JUST
ONE BIG HASSLE.
336
00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:30,063
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT,
DANNY.
337
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,331
OKAY, GREAT.
338
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,399
UM, WHAT YOU DOING NOW?
339
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,268
GIRL, I'M LOOKING UP
THE NUMBER FOR THE RESTAURANT.
340
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,971
DON'T LOOK.
JUST DIAL.
341
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:41,908
I'M NOT LOOKING,
I'M LOOKING UP THE NUMBER.
342
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:44,678
‐TO WHAT?
‐THE RESTAURANT.
343
00:15:47,548 --> 00:15:50,083
SEE, I DIDN'T EVEN TELL YOU
WHAT KIND OF FOOD I WANTED.
344
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,484
OH!
WELL, YOU KNOW, BABY,
345
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,253
THEY GOT IT
ALL UNDER ONE NUMBER,
346
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,321
YOU CAN HAVE
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
347
00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,993
‐DANNY.
‐HMM?
348
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,468
WHY THE HELL IS YOUR RING
ON THE WRONG FINGER?
349
00:16:05,639 --> 00:16:08,208
WELL, YOU REMEMBER YOU DID
THAT THING WITH MY HAND
350
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:11,477
AND MY FINGERS WERE ALL...
351
00:16:11,477 --> 00:16:14,214
AND IT JUST SWITCHED.
352
00:16:14,214 --> 00:16:17,450
PUT IT ON THE RIGHT DAMN FINGER
RIGHT DAMN NOW.
353
00:16:26,893 --> 00:16:28,428
OKAY.
354
00:16:28,428 --> 00:16:31,732
SO, YOU JUST GONNA GO AHEAD
AND CHECK YOUR MESSAGES.
355
00:16:31,732 --> 00:16:34,267
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M SICK OF THIS.
356
00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:35,201
YES, I AM.
357
00:16:35,201 --> 00:16:37,671
‐OKAY, GO AHEAD.
‐I'M GONNA.
358
00:16:37,671 --> 00:16:40,707
PSH, PSH.
359
00:16:40,707 --> 00:16:42,375
UH‐OH.
360
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,177
WHAT?
361
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:45,912
BABY, WE NEED
TO GO TO THE DINER.
362
00:16:45,912 --> 00:16:47,648
I TOLD YOU I AIN'T
GOING TO THAT DINER.
363
00:16:47,648 --> 00:16:49,382
NO, MY MAMA
WENT INTO LABOR.
364
00:16:49,382 --> 00:16:51,251
‐AT THE DINER?
‐YES.
365
00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:52,452
IT'S THAT FOOD, I KNEW.
366
00:16:52,452 --> 00:16:55,956
OH, I KNEW
IT WAS THAT FOOD.
367
00:16:55,956 --> 00:16:59,726
OH, LORD. SHE DONE HAD
THE BABY AT THE DINER.
368
00:16:59,726 --> 00:17:02,002
UGH!
369
00:17:02,002 --> 00:17:03,303
ANOTHER REASON
370
00:17:03,303 --> 00:17:06,507
I WILL NEVER EAT
AT THAT PLACE AGAIN.
371
00:17:06,507 --> 00:17:07,641
[ RETCHES ]
372
00:17:07,641 --> 00:17:09,943
OKAY. OKAY, COME ON.
373
00:17:09,943 --> 00:17:12,078
YEAH. WAIT, DANNY.
DAMN!
374
00:17:12,078 --> 00:17:14,548
DANNY, DANNY,
WAIT, WAIT NOW.
375
00:17:14,548 --> 00:17:16,449
YOU GOTTA PUT
SOME CLOTHES ON.
376
00:17:18,852 --> 00:17:20,186
THAT'S WHY IT'S SO DRAFTY.
377
00:17:20,186 --> 00:17:22,222
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HIDE
ALL THE TIME, LITTLE BUDDY.
378
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:26,693
WELL, COME ON.
379
00:17:26,693 --> 00:17:28,729
AND I NEED
TO PUT SOME ON, TOO.
380
00:17:31,798 --> 00:17:33,299
NOW!
381
00:17:35,502 --> 00:17:37,437
DO YOU HEAR ME
CALLING YOU?
382
00:17:39,773 --> 00:17:43,076
I KNOW YOU HEARD
WHAT I SAID.
383
00:17:43,076 --> 00:17:45,145
GET THAT ASS UP.
COME ON, NOW. COME ON.
384
00:17:45,145 --> 00:17:46,947
GET YOUR ASS UP.
GET THAT ASS IN THERE NOW.
385
00:17:46,947 --> 00:17:49,315
COME ON.
386
00:17:55,221 --> 00:17:58,458
AHH!
WE DID IT.
387
00:18:02,803 --> 00:18:05,639
OH, MY GOSH.
SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
388
00:18:05,639 --> 00:18:09,175
YEAH.
I'M SO PROUD OF MYSELF.
389
00:18:13,413 --> 00:18:16,950
BABY,
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
390
00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:18,652
THANK YOU, BABY.
391
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:23,657
I WAS TALKING
TO MY WIFE.
392
00:18:25,358 --> 00:18:27,728
I AM AWARE OF THAT.
393
00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:32,766
OKAY, WELL, HONEY,
WE GOTTA GO.
394
00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:34,300
OKAY, Y'ALL GO ON
TO THE HOSPITAL.
395
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:36,803
I'LL SEE Y'ALL DIRECTLY.
I'LL BE DOWN THERE DIRECTLY.
396
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:41,742
SEE YOU LATER, GRANDBABY.
397
00:18:44,244 --> 00:18:47,213
THAT'S QUITE A GRANDBABY,
THERE, I THINK.
398
00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,348
Floyd: LIKE ME.
399
00:18:48,348 --> 00:18:50,283
SHUT THE HELL UP, FLOYD.
400
00:18:50,283 --> 00:18:52,252
YOU WERE NO HELP AT ALL.
401
00:18:59,693 --> 00:19:02,603
‐FLOYD!
‐HMM?
402
00:19:02,603 --> 00:19:06,172
GET YOUR TIRED ASSES UP
AND GET ON UP OUTTA HERE.
403
00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:10,043
[ FLOYD GROANS ]
404
00:19:10,043 --> 00:19:12,245
UGH, OH, GOD.
405
00:19:12,245 --> 00:19:14,014
Sam: OOH, I'M GONNA
HAVE TO WASH.
406
00:19:14,014 --> 00:19:15,949
WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED?
407
00:19:17,618 --> 00:19:19,485
I SAW THE LIGHT.
408
00:19:22,388 --> 00:19:25,158
I SAW A SQUIRREL
WITH DREADLOCKS.
409
00:19:27,227 --> 00:19:29,930
AND A WHOLE LOT OF ASSES.
410
00:19:32,733 --> 00:19:34,200
WHAT HAPPENED?
411
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,936
I DELIVERED THE BABY.
412
00:19:36,202 --> 00:19:38,605
REALLY?
413
00:19:38,605 --> 00:19:41,007
OH, NO.
414
00:19:41,007 --> 00:19:43,043
IS IT OKAY?
415
00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:45,579
SHE'S JUST FINE.
416
00:19:45,579 --> 00:19:47,180
OH, OKAY.
417
00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:49,716
OH, I DON'T THINK
MY PICTURE UPLOADED.
418
00:19:49,716 --> 00:19:52,118
WHERE ARE THEY?
WE GOT TO DO IT AGAIN.
419
00:19:52,118 --> 00:19:54,154
WE GOT TO DO IT AGAIN.
420
00:19:54,154 --> 00:19:56,422
OTHERWISE, THE HASHTAG
IS GOING TO BE
421
00:19:56,422 --> 00:19:57,824
THE FETUS THAT BEAT US.
422
00:20:00,026 --> 00:20:01,167
WHERE ARE THEY?
423
00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,703
THE AMBULANCE CAME
AND TOOK THEM ALL AWAY,
424
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:05,606
TOOK THEM ON
TO THE HOSPITAL.
425
00:20:05,606 --> 00:20:08,975
‐AMBULANCE, HOSPITAL.
‐OH.
426
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,277
YEAH, I MUST SAY
I'M THE PROUD WOMAN
427
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:13,680
OF A NEW
LITTLE BABY GIRL.
428
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:18,351
‐AWW!
‐AWW!
429
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,653
YEAH.
430
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:22,689
SHE'S SO PRETTY,
LOOKS JUST LIKE ME.
431
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,258
‐UGH.
‐UGH.
432
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,762
I'M GONNA BE SICK.
433
00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:34,267
GET YOUR ASSES
ON UP OUTTA HERE.
434
00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:36,770
WITH THAT ASS, YOU'D HAVE
TO MAKE TWO TRIPS, HUH?
435
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,374
YOU COULD SAVE THAT
FOR ROLE‐PLAYING.
436
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:46,312
YEAH, MEET ME AT THE HYATT
WHEN YOU GET OFF.
437
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:47,748
FLOYD!
438
00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:49,950
Floyd: YEAH.
439
00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:52,986
GET BACK HERE
AND CLEAN THIS DAMN FLOOR.
440
00:20:52,986 --> 00:20:54,855
LET A BUNCH OF KIDS
COME ON THERE.
441
00:20:54,855 --> 00:20:56,489
IT WILL BE A SLIP
AND SLIDE.
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