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♪♪♪♪
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SO,
WE'RE AT THIS AGAIN.
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Troy: YES, WE ARE.
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HEY! [ CHUCKLING ]
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YOU LOOKING REAL GOOD,
SLIM THICK WITH IT, YEAH.
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DREW.
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‐WHAT?
‐DON'T EVEN.
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OH, SHE MAD.
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TROY.
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DANNY,
WHY DO WE EVEN COME HERE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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YOU KNOW DAMN WELL
WHY YOU COME HERE.
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THAT OLD DELICIOSO COOKING
THAT BE GOING DOWN UP IN HERE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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IT IS?
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FLOYD, DON'T TALK.
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YOU KNOW IT IS.
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OH, OKAY.
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THAT'S WHY THE DINER'S
SO FULL.
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AIN'T NO DAMN BODY
IN HERE!
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WELL, IT WOULD BE
IF YOU GOT YOUR MONKEY ASS
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BACK THERE
IN THAT KITCHEN
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AND DID WHAT THE HELL
I TOLD YOU TO DO, FLOYD!
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I TOLD YOU
I AM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU.
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FLOYD...
DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF.
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GET YOUR ASS BACK THERE,
IN THAT DAMN KITCHEN.
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LOOK HERE.
Y'ALL PRAY FOR ME, OKAY?
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[ Strained ]
SHE'S TRYING TO GET MY COOKIES.
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NOBODY WANT THEM OLD
SOURDOUGH‐ASS COOKIES.
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GET ME A HARD COOKIE.
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COME ON, LET'S GO.
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WAIT, HOLD UP.
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I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.
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ABOUT WHAT?
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WELL, I ‐‐ I WANTED TO SEE
IF YOU WERE STILL INTO MEN...
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...AND APPARENTLY YOU ARE,
SO...
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...WE ARE AS WE WERE.
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YES, WE ARE.
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WELL,
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
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YES, WE ARE.
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OKAY, FINE THEN.
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OKAY, FINE THEN.
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OKAY, GREAT THEN.
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OKAY, GREATER.
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OKAY, GREATEST.
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WELL, GOOD FOR US.
HMM. COME ON.
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[ STAMMERING ] DANNY.
I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU.
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I DON'T WANT TO TALK
TO YOU, MOMMA.
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SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA
WALK OUT OF HERE?
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YES, I'M SORRY, MAMA.
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‐DANNY!
‐I'M SORRY, MAMA!
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I'M NOT COMING BACK
TO THIS PLACE.
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DANNY!
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YOU AIN'T GOT TO BRING
YOUR MONKEY ASS BACK UP IN HERE.
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WE AIN'T GONNA
MISS YOU NO HOW.
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DON'T LET
THE DOOR KNOB HIT YOU.
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DANNY!
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I THINK HE'S GONE NOW.
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FOR GOOD.
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♪♪♪♪
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MAMA!
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I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR IT!
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LINDA, WHY DO YOU KEEP
DOING THIS HERE?!
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YOU GETTING ALL THE NOISE,
HETTY MAE!
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I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS HEIFER
THINKS SHE'S HOLLERING AT,
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BUT BABY YOU BETTER THINK
ABOUT IT AGAIN, YEAH?!
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I'M TIRED,
AND I'M PREGNANT,
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AND I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR IT!
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I'M SO SORRY.
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I'M ABOUT TO KNOCK THAT HEIFER
INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK.
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HEY HO, HEY HO!
IT'S OFF TO TWERK WE GO.
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HEY.
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SO...?
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WHAT?! WHAT?
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HOW DID YOUR LITTLE MEETING
WITH THE VENUS GUYTRAP GO?
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OH, IT ATE HER.
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WHAT?
MM‐HMM.
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YOU GUYS, KEEP ON.
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JUST KEEP MAKING LIGHT
OF THE SITUATION.
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OKAY.
YOU FIRST.
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NO, YOU TAKE A SHOT.
NO, YOU GO FIRST.
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NO, GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT, FLIP FOR IT.
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NO, YOU STICK IT
IN THERE, MAN.
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‐WHAT?
‐I DON'T KNOW.
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STOP IT!
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I'M SERIOUS.
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WE ARE TOO. WE ARE TOO.
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DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
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I JUST WANT DANNY TO BE
MY FRIEND AGAIN.
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I REALLY JUST
WANT HIM TO BE ‐‐
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WITH YOU?
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HUSBAND.
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YOUR MAN.
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YOUR LOVER.
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YOUR BOOTY CALL.
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DON'T YOU...
EVER SAY THAT AGAIN.
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I WAS JUST TRYING
TO BEAT YOU TO IT.
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WELL, YOU DID,
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'CAUSE I AIN'T SAID THAT
SINCE THE '90s.
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BESIDES THE FACT
THAT EVERYTHING YOU SAID
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IS AN ABSOLUTE LIE, DREW,
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I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS ‐‐
AT ALL.
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HEY, PEOPLE!
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HEY, FLIP! HEY, FLIP!
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IT'S PHILIP,
DAMN IT.
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SO WHAT YOU NOT
HAPPY ABOUT?
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SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE SURE
THAT DANNY AND TROY BREAK UP.
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FLOYD!
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OH, I'M SORRY ‐‐
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"STAY TOGETHER."
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
I JUST SAW THEM,
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AND THEY LOOK
LIKE THEY WERE RIGHT ON.
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I KNOW, RIGHT?
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WAIT. THEY'RE WHAT?
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YES, SIR.
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WAIT,
HE'S BACK WITH HER?
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YES.
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AND HE'S NOT HAPPY,
RIGHT?
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WELL, THEY WERE LAUGHING
AND EVERYTHING WHEN I SAW THEM.
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OH, HE'S FAKING IT.
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HE KNOWS HOW TO FAKE IT.
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UGH!
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IS HE?
YEAH.
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I DON'T THINK SO, SAM.
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NOW LISTEN!
WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
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SO THERE'S NO WAY
HE COULD BE HAPPY.
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WELL...
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WHATEVER THEY WERE DOING,
THEY WERE ACTING LIKE IT, SO...
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NO.
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AND YOU CAN'T STAND IT.
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STAND WHAT?
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THAT YOUR LITTLE
DANNY AND TROY ARE TOGETHER.
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I AM SO PAST THAT.
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I DON'T THINK YOU ARE.
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YES I AM.
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I SO AM.
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WHERE DID YOU SEE THEM?
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AT THE RESTAURANT
ON THE CORNER.
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WHAT?!
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YES.
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HEY, DON'T HIT ME.
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Hattie:
DANNY CHEATING ON ME?!
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YOU SAID
DANNY CHEATING ON ME?!
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HEY, MS. HATTIE.
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HIYA, PLIP.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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IS DANNY CHEATING ON ME
AT ANOTHER RESTAURANT?
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HELL, IT WOULDN'T BE
THE FIRST TIME.
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NONE OF YOUR CUSTOMERS
CAN STAND YOU.
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THE ONLY REASON WHY THEY EAT
HERE IS 'CAUSE IT'S CHEAP.
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YEAH,
JUST LIKE YOUR MONKEY ASS.
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SHUT THE HELL UP, FLOYD.
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YES, SIR.
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FLOYD...
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I ADVISE YOU
TO LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE,
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BEFORE I BUST YOUR ASS
TO THE WHITE MAN.
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AND THAT AIN'T BUT TWO SECONDS
OFF OF LINDA'S ASS, TOO.
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WHOA, WHOA.
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WAIT, WHAT? WHY?
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[ Voice breaking ]
YOUR WIFE...
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'BOUT TO GET BEAT UP
BY A LITTLE OLD GRANDLADY.
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WELL, WHAT SHE DO?
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HIDING THAT MEAN.
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[ CHUCKLING ]
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IS THAT IT?
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WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN,
"HE‐HE, IS THAT IT?"
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WELL,
THAT'S WHAT SHE DO.
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OH, REALLY?
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YEAH.
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SHE'S FRUSTRATED.
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ABOUT?
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THE BABY.
SHE JUST WANTS TO HAVE IT.
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WELL, I MEAN, HER MOTHER
CARRIED HER FOR TWO YEARS.
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THAT'S TYPICAL
WITH THAT BREED OF ELEPHANT.
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FLOYD,
I BELIEVE YOUR JUGULAR
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IS RIGHT AROUND IN HERE
SOMEWHERE, FLOYD.
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LOOK, SHE'LL BE BACK TO NORMAL
AS SOON AS SHE HAS THE BABY.
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WELL, I CAN'T WAIT
THAT LONG, FLIP.
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MAMA, WE'RE CLOSE.
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FLIP.
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HMM?
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I ADVISE YOU
TO TALK TO YOUR WIFE.
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NOW YOU GOT DANNY RUNNING
AROUND HERE,
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GOING CRAZY,
HER HOLLERING AT HIM,
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HER HOLLERING AT ME.
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I CAN'T TAKE THIS HERE
NO MORE, FLIP.
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SHE THREATENED ME,
MAMA HATTIE.
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SHE WAS NICE TO ME.
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YOU DEAD AS A DOORKNOB.
MM‐HMM
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LOOK, JUST BEAR WITH HER
A LITTLE LONGER.
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SHE'LL BE FINE.
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Linda: FLIP!
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MA'AM?
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
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UM...I CAME FOR LUNCH.
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FOR LUNCH?
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WHO DONE ATE MY LUNCH?
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THERE'S NO TIME FOR EATING.
THERE'S NO EATING, PHILIP.
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[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
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[ SHOUTING CONTINUES ]
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DAMN, SHE DONE GOT WORSE.
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YOU SEE THAT?
I TOLD YOU SO.
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BRO,
YOU NEED TO HANDLE THIS.
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IF YOU DON'T...
I WILL, CUZ.
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LOOK.
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SHE JUST NEEDS
TO HAVE THE BABY, THAT'S ALL.
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FLIP,
GO TALK TO YOUR WIFE.
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SAVE YOUR WIFE,
SAVE YOUR KIDS.
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♪♪♪♪
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♪♪♪♪
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SO DID YOU
GET SHOT DOWN?
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SHOT DOWN WITH WHAT?
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WHATEVER THE HELL
YOU WERE TRYING TO DO.
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I WAS TRYING
TO MEET WITH TROY.
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WHY?
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SO THAT YOU COULD
GET BACK WITH DANNY.
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WHY THE HELL
WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
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DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN?
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I THINK SO.
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I WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT
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SO THAT DANNY WON'T BE MAD
AT US ANYMORE.
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NO, NO.
I ALREADY TOLD YOU.
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HE'LL COME AROUND.
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I WOULDN'T GIVE NO DAMN
IF HE COME AROUND.
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I'M GONNA TELL YOU
ONE MORE AGAIN, FLIP.
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LINDA NEEDS TO GO AHEAD
AND HAVE THAT BABY.
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MS. HATTIE,
I CAN'T MAKE HER HAVE THE BABY.
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WELL, WHY THE HELL NOT?
YOU GOT HER PREGNANT.
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NOW I'M TELLING YOU.
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THIS HERE IS GETTING
ON MY LAST NERVE.
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THIS HERE IS CAUSING ME
TO AGE PREMATURELY.
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OKAY,
WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON.
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TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION.
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DANNY'S WIFE IS THE ONE
WHO CAUSED ALL THIS HERE, FLIP.
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DANNY'S WIFE.
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TROY?
HELL YEAH, TROY.
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I THOUGHT...
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I THOUGHT
WE SETTLED THAT.
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WELL, SHE COME IN HERE
THE OTHER DAY,
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AND SHE OVERHEARD
LINDA TALKING ABOUT IT.
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I MEAN,
SHE WAS DOGGING HER ASS.
244
00:11:18,184 --> 00:11:19,786
I MEAN, SHE WAS
LETTING HER HAVE IT.
245
00:11:19,786 --> 00:11:21,487
SHE WALKED THROUGH THAT DOOR,
AND, I MEAN, LINDA WAS GOING IN.
246
00:11:21,487 --> 00:11:23,957
SHE WAS DOGGING HER ASS.
247
00:11:23,957 --> 00:11:25,526
REALLY?
248
00:11:25,526 --> 00:11:26,860
YEAH.
249
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,028
WHAT WAS SHE SAYING?
250
00:11:28,028 --> 00:11:29,462
I REALLY DON'T REMEMBER
WHAT SHE WAS SAYING,
251
00:11:29,462 --> 00:11:31,397
BUT ALL I KNEW,
IT WAS BAD.
252
00:11:31,397 --> 00:11:34,200
OKAY,
SO WHAT DID SHE SAY?
253
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,036
DIDN'T I JUST SAY
I REALLY DON'T REMEMBER?
254
00:11:37,904 --> 00:11:40,073
DREW, DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT SHE SAID?
255
00:11:40,073 --> 00:11:41,875
[ CHUCKLING ]
FINALLY!
256
00:11:43,944 --> 00:11:46,513
I REMEMBER EVERYTHING.
257
00:11:46,513 --> 00:11:47,681
EVERYTHING?
258
00:11:47,681 --> 00:11:49,516
‐MM‐HMM
‐OKAY.
259
00:11:49,516 --> 00:11:50,951
EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING.
260
00:11:56,356 --> 00:11:57,791
UH...
WHAT DID SHE SAY?
261
00:11:57,791 --> 00:11:58,992
[ CHUCKLING ]
262
00:11:58,992 --> 00:12:00,694
WELL, SHE WASN'T HAPPY,
263
00:12:00,694 --> 00:12:03,904
AND IT WAS WHAT SHE DIDN'T SAY
THAT WAS THE ISSUE, SO...
264
00:12:03,904 --> 00:12:04,871
AAH!
265
00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:09,543
OKAY, WHAT?
266
00:12:09,543 --> 00:12:11,645
WELL, SHE DIDN'T SAY
THAT SHE LIKED HER.
267
00:12:11,645 --> 00:12:13,947
WELL, SHE AIN'T GOING
TO SAY THAT.
268
00:12:13,947 --> 00:12:15,616
AND SHE DIDN'T SAY
THAT SHE WANTED HER SON
269
00:12:15,616 --> 00:12:18,018
TO MARRY A MAN.
270
00:12:18,018 --> 00:12:19,686
AND SHE DIDN'T SAY
SHE WANTED HER GRAND BABY
271
00:12:19,686 --> 00:12:20,954
TO HAVE
A BIG ASS FOREHEAD.
272
00:12:20,954 --> 00:12:23,456
AND SHE DIDN'T SAY
WHAT SHE DIDN'T SAY
273
00:12:23,456 --> 00:12:25,458
CAUSE SHE WAS
DOGGING HER OUT.
274
00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:26,627
AAH!
275
00:12:26,627 --> 00:12:30,030
DOGGING HER OUT.
276
00:12:30,030 --> 00:12:33,066
DOGGING HER OUT.
277
00:12:33,066 --> 00:12:34,400
YOU KNOW WHAT?
278
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:38,171
IT'S ABOUT A FOOT OF TONGUE
BETWEEN THE TWO OF Y'ALL.
279
00:12:38,171 --> 00:12:41,542
LOOKING LIKE TWO LIZARDS
ON A LILY PAD.
280
00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:44,645
TECHNICALLY,
FROGS ARE ON LILY PADS.
281
00:12:46,212 --> 00:12:49,315
AND THEY
FEELING FROGGY.
282
00:12:49,315 --> 00:12:53,219
JUMP ALL UP IN YOURSELF,
JUMP ON OVER.
283
00:12:53,219 --> 00:12:56,256
THAT THING CAN CATCH
SOME FLIES.
284
00:12:56,256 --> 00:12:58,424
I HAVE NIGHTMARES
ABOUT HER TONGUE.
285
00:12:58,424 --> 00:12:59,893
AW!
286
00:12:59,893 --> 00:13:00,967
WAIT A MINUTE.
287
00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:02,769
[ IMITATING FLY ]
288
00:13:03,369 --> 00:13:04,805
GET IT, GET IT.
289
00:13:06,807 --> 00:13:09,175
STOP IT 'CAUSE YOU'RE
MAKING THINGS WORSE.
290
00:13:09,175 --> 00:13:11,344
[ SCOFFS ]
HOW AM I MAKING IT WORSE?
291
00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:13,146
BY STATING THE OBVIOUS.
292
00:13:13,146 --> 00:13:15,115
OKAY, FOREHEAD.
293
00:13:15,115 --> 00:13:18,084
I MEAN, GO AHEAD.
294
00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:19,252
BLAME IT ON DREW.
295
00:13:20,821 --> 00:13:22,388
YOU KNOW WHAT?
296
00:13:22,388 --> 00:13:23,857
I'M GONNA GO BACK THERE
AND TALK TO HER.
297
00:13:23,857 --> 00:13:26,292
YEAH, YOU DO THAT, FLIP.
298
00:13:27,828 --> 00:13:31,031
'CAUSE I'M AT THE END OF MY ROPE
WITH THIS RIGHT HERE.
299
00:13:31,031 --> 00:13:32,866
OKAY.
300
00:13:32,866 --> 00:13:35,101
TELL YOU ONE THING,
SHE GOT NONE OF THE TIDES
301
00:13:35,101 --> 00:13:37,538
TO DO NOT NOW,
NOT ON NOTHING.
302
00:13:40,306 --> 00:13:44,010
I'M GOING
TO TAKE ME A ROPE.
303
00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:45,646
AND I'M GOING
TO MAKE ME A NOOSE.
304
00:13:45,646 --> 00:13:48,114
I KNOW. I KNOW.
305
00:13:48,114 --> 00:13:49,550
YOU GOT ME?
I GOT YOU.
306
00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:51,217
SOMETIMES,
YOU CAN'T SEE THE PICTURE
307
00:13:51,217 --> 00:13:52,853
'CAUSE YOUR IN THE FRAME.
308
00:13:56,289 --> 00:13:59,760
BUT DO YOU SEE THE PICTURE
AND THE FRAME?
309
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:01,935
STOP
WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD.
310
00:14:03,570 --> 00:14:05,171
‐GO HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS.
‐OKAY, YES, MA'AM.
311
00:14:05,171 --> 00:14:06,139
I'M TRYING TO.
312
00:14:06,139 --> 00:14:07,240
GO AHEAD.
YES, MA'AM.
313
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,242
GO AHEAD, FLIP.
GO AHEAD.
314
00:14:12,078 --> 00:14:14,014
H‐‐
315
00:14:14,014 --> 00:14:16,016
WHERE YOU GOING,
FLOYD?
316
00:14:16,016 --> 00:14:18,952
TO SEE IF SHE
GONNA KILL HIM.
317
00:14:18,952 --> 00:14:20,754
WELL,
YOU KNOW SHE WILL.
318
00:14:22,455 --> 00:14:23,924
[ SIGHS ] WELL...
319
00:14:23,924 --> 00:14:26,459
I AM NEVER
GETTING PREGNANT.
320
00:14:26,459 --> 00:14:28,461
HELL, WE KNOW THAT, DREW.
321
00:14:28,461 --> 00:14:29,630
[ LAUGHTER ]
322
00:14:29,630 --> 00:14:31,598
EXCUSE ME?
323
00:14:31,598 --> 00:14:35,001
YOU KNOW DUDES DON'T
GET PREGNANT.
324
00:14:35,001 --> 00:14:36,903
WELL, TECHNICALLY,
IF THE EGG TRAVELS ‐‐
325
00:14:36,903 --> 00:14:40,306
DUDE, I DO NOT...
326
00:14:40,306 --> 00:14:42,375
WANT TO HEAR
YOUR EXPLANATION.
327
00:14:43,877 --> 00:14:45,579
DON'T FORGET TO TIP.
328
00:14:45,579 --> 00:14:47,347
[ CHUCKLING ]
329
00:14:47,347 --> 00:14:49,482
AAH!
330
00:14:49,482 --> 00:14:51,752
OUT THE DOOR, YOU OUT.
331
00:14:52,285 --> 00:14:54,888
UNH!
332
00:14:54,888 --> 00:14:56,590
I WONDER WHAT
THEY TALKING ABOUT.
333
00:14:56,590 --> 00:14:58,659
I KNOW.
334
00:14:58,659 --> 00:14:59,926
WHAT, FLOYD?
335
00:14:59,926 --> 00:15:01,568
YOU.
336
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:07,240
SHUT THE HELL UP, FLOYD.
337
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:12,679
LINDA SAID, I PRAY
I NEVER LOOK LIKE MY MAMA
338
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:16,883
WHEN I GET HER AGE, 98.
339
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:23,089
AND I HOPE MY MAMA DIES
A SLOW...
340
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,626
AND PAINFUL DEATH, AMEN.
341
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,596
WAIT, SLOW DOWN.
SLOW DOWN.
342
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,866
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.
343
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:35,335
LOOK,
YOU'RE UPSETTING ME.
344
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,970
I'M NOT TRYING
TO DO THAT.
345
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,371
WELL, YOU ARE.
346
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:39,706
WELL, HONEY,
I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN STRESSED.
347
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,407
YEAH,
YOU MAKING IT WORSE.
348
00:15:43,577 --> 00:15:44,845
I'M SORRY.
349
00:15:44,845 --> 00:15:46,913
AND THE DOCTOR SAID
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE STRESSED.
350
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:47,948
YOU RIGHT, I KNOW THAT.
351
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,650
THEN,
WHY ARE YOU DOING IT?
352
00:15:49,650 --> 00:15:52,285
I DON'T KNOW, BUT YOU
STRESSING ME THE HELL OUT.
353
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,224
MS. HATTIE.
354
00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:02,068
DON'T BE ROLLING UP
ON ME LIKE THAT.
355
00:16:02,068 --> 00:16:04,370
MS. HATTIE,
I HAVE THIS.
356
00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:06,707
I HAVE THIS.
357
00:16:08,308 --> 00:16:10,777
WELL, HAVE THIS, FLIP.
358
00:16:10,777 --> 00:16:13,847
HAVE AT THAT, FLIP.
359
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:16,883
HANDLE
YOUR DAMN BUSINESS, SON.
360
00:16:19,052 --> 00:16:20,854
SHE ONLY GET MAD AT ME
'CAUSE I TOLD YOU
361
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:24,490
TO LEAVE
DANNY AND TROY ALONE.
362
00:16:24,490 --> 00:16:26,927
MAMA!
363
00:16:26,927 --> 00:16:28,795
WHAT GIRL?! WHAT?
364
00:16:28,795 --> 00:16:31,632
YOU KEEP ON, AND YOU GONNA MAKE
THAT BOY TURN ON YOU!
365
00:16:31,632 --> 00:16:33,399
MY SON IS NOT
TURNING ON ME!
366
00:16:33,399 --> 00:16:35,502
[ COUGHS ]
LOOKS LIKE HE'S TURNING TO ME.
367
00:16:37,671 --> 00:16:39,272
[ COUGHS ] ME TOO.
368
00:16:42,108 --> 00:16:43,476
EVERYBODY.
369
00:16:43,476 --> 00:16:45,045
I GOT THIS.
370
00:16:47,247 --> 00:16:50,050
DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU'RE DOING
SUCH A GOOD JOB, PLAYER.
371
00:16:51,985 --> 00:16:54,087
FLOYD...
372
00:16:54,087 --> 00:16:55,589
I GOT THIS.
373
00:16:57,758 --> 00:17:01,134
WELL, HANDLE IT.
374
00:17:01,134 --> 00:17:03,604
SON.
375
00:17:03,604 --> 00:17:06,573
YOU ALL HIT ME
ONE MORE DAMN TIME...
376
00:17:08,341 --> 00:17:11,277
LINDA,
THAT BOY DON'T TALK TO YOU
377
00:17:11,277 --> 00:17:13,614
AND WALKED
CLEAN OUT THAT DOOR.
378
00:17:13,614 --> 00:17:14,781
LOOK, THAT'S MY SON.
379
00:17:14,781 --> 00:17:17,250
I CAN'T HELP IT
IF I DON'T LIKE THAT GIRL.
380
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:20,453
YEAH BUT YOU GOING ABOUT IT
THE WRONG WAY, LINDA.
381
00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:21,855
WHAT, MAMA?
382
00:17:21,855 --> 00:17:23,990
I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED SOMETHING
THE LAST TIME.
383
00:17:23,990 --> 00:17:26,492
I TOLD YOU THAT YOU GOT
TO LEARN TO LET DANNY ‐‐
384
00:17:26,492 --> 00:17:28,529
GROW UP, I KNOW.
I HAVE TO LET HIM GROW UP.
385
00:17:28,529 --> 00:17:31,297
EXACTLY. EXACTLY.
386
00:17:31,297 --> 00:17:33,166
WELL,
DANNY IS MY BABY.
387
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:35,035
YOU GOT ANOTHER BABY
TO TEND TO, LINDA.
388
00:17:35,035 --> 00:17:36,369
WELL, DANNY IS MY BABY.
389
00:17:36,369 --> 00:17:38,071
THAT'S A GROWN ASS MAN.
390
00:17:38,071 --> 00:17:40,340
A GROWN ASS, FINE ASS MAN.
391
00:17:41,942 --> 00:17:43,176
DREW....
392
00:17:44,945 --> 00:17:47,047
...CHILL YOUR LITTLE ASS OUT,
HEAR ME?
393
00:17:48,749 --> 00:17:53,353
HE'S SO FINE,
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE.
394
00:17:53,353 --> 00:17:55,589
LINDA,
YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN...
395
00:17:55,589 --> 00:17:56,690
[ SCREAMS ]
396
00:17:59,993 --> 00:18:03,637
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT,
MAMA!
397
00:18:03,637 --> 00:18:04,871
[ SCREAMS ]
398
00:18:04,871 --> 00:18:07,240
‐OH!
‐OH!!
399
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,909
‐HEY, HEY! WAIT.
‐COME ON, SIR.
400
00:18:08,909 --> 00:18:10,877
Floyd: COME ON, CHAMP.
COME ON, CHAMP.
401
00:18:10,877 --> 00:18:12,613
WAIT. WAIT.
402
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:13,880
EVERYTHING ‐‐
403
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,449
EVERYTHING JUST
BLACKED OUT THERE, FLOYD.
404
00:18:16,449 --> 00:18:17,751
♪♪♪♪
405
00:18:22,923 --> 00:18:25,258
♪♪♪♪
406
00:18:25,258 --> 00:18:28,629
IT'S ALL RIGHT, CHAMP.
JUST RETURN TO YOUR CORNER.
407
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:29,930
WHAT YOU WANT, MAMA?
408
00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:31,497
‐MNM‐MNM!
‐UH‐OH!
409
00:18:31,497 --> 00:18:34,234
WHAT YOU WANT, MAMA?
410
00:18:34,234 --> 00:18:39,640
IS SHE ASKING ME
WHAT I WANT?!
411
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:40,874
I'LL SPEAK FOR HER.
412
00:18:40,874 --> 00:18:43,677
THIS AIN'T
WHAT YOU WANT, LINDA.
413
00:18:43,677 --> 00:18:45,579
FLOYD, TELL HER.
I CAN GIVE HER SOME!
414
00:18:45,579 --> 00:18:47,648
SHE CAN GIVE SOME.
415
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:50,450
NOT TODAY, MAMA.
416
00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:52,018
NOT TODAY.
417
00:18:52,018 --> 00:18:53,486
Floyd: COME ON.
418
00:18:53,486 --> 00:18:55,856
WE DON'T NEED TWO HEAVYWEIGHTS
IN A DINER FIGHT LIKE THIS.
419
00:18:55,856 --> 00:18:58,825
FLIP,
TAKE CARE OF YOUR WIFE.
420
00:18:58,825 --> 00:19:02,435
SAVE YOUR WIFE.
SAVE YOUR UNBORN.
421
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,639
FOR REAL?
422
00:19:05,639 --> 00:19:09,042
ALL RIGHT. RELAX, RELAX.
IT'S YOUR MAMA.
423
00:19:09,042 --> 00:19:12,412
LOOK.
I'M TIRED OF THIS, MAMA!
424
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,014
I'M TIRED OF IT!
425
00:19:14,014 --> 00:19:15,982
Floyd: MAN, SHE DONE GET
GHETTO ON YOU.
426
00:19:15,982 --> 00:19:18,585
SHE WON'T QUIT!
427
00:19:18,585 --> 00:19:21,722
I'M TIRED OF IT, MAMA!
428
00:19:21,722 --> 00:19:23,924
LINDA.
429
00:19:23,924 --> 00:19:26,627
WHAT?!
430
00:19:26,627 --> 00:19:32,633
I THINK YOU NEED TO GO 'HEAD
AND GO ON MATERNITY LEAVE.
431
00:19:32,633 --> 00:19:35,401
NO, MAMA!
432
00:19:35,401 --> 00:19:39,172
I'M NOT GOING
ON MATERNITY LEAVE!
433
00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:41,742
I WAS ON BED REST,
AND I WENT TO THE DOCTOR,
434
00:19:41,742 --> 00:19:43,677
AND THE DOCTOR TOLD ME
435
00:19:43,677 --> 00:19:48,682
IF I DON'T WANT TO BE PREGNANT
FOR NINE MORE MONTHS,
436
00:19:48,682 --> 00:19:50,250
LIKE YOU WERE,
437
00:19:50,250 --> 00:19:52,753
THEN I GOT TO GET UP,
AND I GOT TO MOVE!
438
00:19:52,753 --> 00:19:54,420
IF I WANT THIS BABY
TO COME DOWN,
439
00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:55,556
THEN I GOT TO MOVE!
440
00:19:55,556 --> 00:19:56,990
SO THAT'S
WHAT I'M DOING, MAMA!
441
00:19:56,990 --> 00:19:58,258
‐WAIT NOW.
‐I'M MOVING!
442
00:19:58,258 --> 00:19:59,392
I'M MOVING.
443
00:19:59,392 --> 00:20:01,101
‐LINDA!
‐SO THIS BABY WILL COME DOWN.
444
00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:03,303
‐LINDA!
‐I'M MOVING. I'M MOVING.
445
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,271
I'M MOVING MAMA.
446
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:06,573
‐OH, GOD.
‐OH, GET IT.
447
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,642
‐I'M MOVING. I'M MOVING.
‐LINDA.
448
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:12,012
LEAVE ME ALONE, FLOYD.
I'M MOVING.
449
00:20:12,012 --> 00:20:15,148
STAY OUT OF THERE,
UNCLE FLOYD.
450
00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:16,282
HELL,
I CAN'T STAY OUT OF IT.
451
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:18,084
YOU AND YOUR MAMA'S
SO DAMN LOUD.
452
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,520
I CAN'T HELP
BUT BE IN IT.
453
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:23,056
LINDA?
[ SCREAMING ]
454
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:24,825
BABY, YOU ALL RIGHT?
455
00:20:24,825 --> 00:20:27,761
I'M MOVING. I'M MOVING.
YOU MOVING.
456
00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:29,295
I NEED IT TO COME DOWN.
‐WHAT?
457
00:20:29,295 --> 00:20:31,497
IT'S GONNA COME DOWN,
LINDA.
458
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:33,166
I‐‐ I'M MOVING.
459
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,034
BABY, STOP MOVING.
460
00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:35,836
I GOTTA MOVE.
NO, STOP.
461
00:20:35,836 --> 00:20:36,937
I CAN'T.
462
00:20:36,937 --> 00:20:38,338
I CAN'T.
463
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:41,107
OH, DAMN!
464
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,442
SOMEBODY GET THE CAR!
465
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,177
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO!
466
00:20:44,177 --> 00:20:45,779
NO TIME!
467
00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:47,413
THE BABY'S COMING
RIGHT NOW.
468
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,716
IT'S TOO LATE, MOMMY.
IT'S TOO LATE.
469
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,685
‐OH!
‐OH, DANG!
470
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:52,653
MAMA!
471
00:20:52,653 --> 00:20:56,857
TOLD YOU TO GET
SUPER ABSORBENT.
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