Original subtitles

BABY DANNY, YOU BETTER ‐‐

I MEAN, YOU BETTER OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR

RIGHT NOW, BABY DANNY!

‐BABY D‐‐ ‐WHAT?!

[ ALL GROANING ]

WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE THAT?

IS THAT POSSIBLE?

LIKE MY CREEPY UNCLE.

THERE'S LIONEL.

HEY, BABY DANNY.

‐MM. ‐HOW YOU FEEL, BABY DANNY?

MM.

I'M FINE. NOW LEAVE.

DANNY, CAN I COME IN?

I DON'T THINK THAT'S SUCH A GOOD IDEA,

FOR THE BABY.

RIGHT.

OH, LIONEL, THERE YOU ARE.

I'M SORRY, THERE'S ‐‐ THERE'S CATS ON HIS PAJAMAS.

YOU ALL RIGHT, DANNY? YOU GOT THAT

"I GET HIGH OFF MY OWN SUPPLY" LOOK.

PLEASE, BABY.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO Y'ALL.

OH, NO, NO, NO,

'CAUSE I CAME OVER HERE TO CHECK ON YOU

NINE MONTHS PREGNANT,

AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA LET ME IN? OH, I'M COMING IN THIS HOUSE.

AND ME, TOO!

‐AND ME, TOO ‐‐ ‐SHUT THE HELL UP, FLOYD.

[ STAMMERING ]

SHE SLAM THE DOOR IN MY FACE?

DID. THAT SHE DID.

SLAMMED THE DOOR ON YOU LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN MATTER.

I KNOW, RIGHT?

WELL, YOU KIND OF DON'T.

DANNY, I'M SORRY.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.

WAIT A MINUTE.

ARE YOU EATING WINE AND CEREAL?

I RAN OUT OF MILK.

DON'T START JUDGING ME, MAMA. [ HICCUPS ]

I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.

I THINK I MIGHT PUT THIS HERE ON THE MENU AT THE DINER.

MAMA!

MM, TASTES PRETTY GOOD. DANNY LIKES IT.

HE LIKES IT. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

ACTUALLY, IT'S DISGUSTING.

[ COUGHS ]

OH, YOU RIGHT ABOUT THAT. SORRY.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS DISGUSTING?

YOU.

YOU GOT THIS HERE FUNNY SMELL ABOUT YOURSELF, DANNY.

MAYBE, BUT THE WAY SAM AND DREW ORCHESTRATED

THIS WHOLE THING SO THAT TROY AND I WOULD BREAK UP,

WELL, CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OF YOU,

BECAUSE IT WORKED.

‐YOU SAID WHAT? ‐YEAH.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND KEEP ON TALKING.

YOU BROKE UP, BABY?

WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE, MAMA.

‐WAS ‐‐ WAS I SMILING? ‐MM‐HMM!

OH.

I'M SORRY, BABY, IT'S THE GAS, YOU KNOW,

PREGNANCY GAS IS ‐‐

OOH, IT'S A MOTHER.

OH.

I'M SO SORRY, BABY DANNY.

YEAH, NOT ONLY DID SHE BREAK UP WITH ME,

SHE SAID SHE NEVER WANTS TO SEE ME AGAIN.

[ SOBS ]

I'M SO SORRY, BABY DANNY.

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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

♪♪♪♪

I'M SO SORRY, BABY DANNY.

YEAH, SHE SAID SHE NEVER WANTS TO SEE ME AGAIN.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH

AND KEEP ON TALKING SOME MORE.

MAMA.

‐YES, BABY. ‐YOU STILL SMILING.

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THE BABY WAS TICKLING ME FROM THE INSIDE.

[ LAUGHS ] YOU'RE SUCH A MOMMY TICKLER.

SILLY BABY IS A MOMMY TICKLER.

‐STOP. ‐LINDA.

DON'T TICKLE MOMMY, BABY. WHAT?

THAT'S CHILD ABUSE.

I'M JUST TAPPING MY BELLY, MAMA.

AND THE ‐‐ [ SCOFFS ]

AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW

ABOUT CHILD ABUSE?

CHILD ABUSER.

WELL, YOU REMEMBER, I HAD TO TAKE THOSE CLASSES.

I DO. YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY, GRANDMA.

YEAH.

YEAH, FROM ABUSING ME.

ASK HER DID SHE LEARN SOMETHING.

ASK HER. ASK HER DID SHE LEARN SOMETHING.

GO AHEAD, ASK HER DID SHE LEARN SOMETHING.

DID YOU LEARN SOMETHING?

‐YEAH, YOU DAMN SKIPPING. ‐I ‐‐

DAMN SKIPPY.

I BET SHE WON'T DO NOTHING NO MORE.

I BET YOU THAT.

YEAH, A LIFETIME LESSON, MAMA.

YEAH.

NO, IT'S ABOUT DANNY BEAR!

I'M SO SORRY, BABY DANNY BEAR.

NO, IT'S FINE, GO AHEAD, MAMA.

I KNOW YOU'RE HAPPY.

I'M NOT HAPPY, BABY.

LINDA.

WHAT, MAMA?

YOU CAN'T EVEN MUCH LIE GOOD.

I'M NOT LYING.

IF YOU HAD A NOSE THAT GREW,

YOU'D BE POKING MY DAMN EYE RIGHT NOW.

NO, IT'S OKAY, MAMA, JUST GO AHEAD.

GO AHEAD, ENJOY THIS. I'M JUST YOUR SON,

SITTIN' HERE ON THE COUCH HURTING AND STINKING

AND EATING CEREAL AND WINE.

OH, BABY DANNY.

IT GETS BETTER.

GO AHEAD, MAMA, GO AHEAD.

ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO DO TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD? ANYTHING?

BABY, I'M SORRY.

NO, IT'S FINE, IT'S ALL FINE.

NO, DANNY, IT'S NOT FINE.

IT'S NOT FINE, BUT MAYBE IT'S FOR THE BEST.

AAH!

OH.

YOU SEE?

I'M JUST SAYIN', BABY.

LINDA!

MAMA, MAMA, I'M TRYING TO HELP.

DON'T JUST SAY, JUST SHUT.

DANNY, LISTEN.

I'M TRYING TO HELP.

WELL, YOU AIN'T.

DANNY, LISTEN.

LINDA.

YOU GON' MAKE THIS HERE SITUATION WORSE.

OH, I GOT THIS, MAMA.

OKAY, GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD, KING OF POP.

STEP YOUR BAD ASS IN THAT DOG'S POOP

AND SEE IF YOU CAN'T WASH IT OFF YOUR HANDS.

'KAY, SO IF I STEP IN IT, MAMA,

HOW IS IT GONNA BE ON MY HANDS?

GO AHEAD, YOU'LL FIND OUT.

GO AHEAD, KING OF POP.

WOULD YOU HUSH?

DON'T NEVER CUSS ME LIKE THAT, LINDA.

YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR PREGNANT ASS HOME SOMEWHERE,

BEFORE I POP THAT BUBBLE.

BABY, LOOK, I KNOW YOU'RE HURTING,

BUT IT'LL PASS.

YOU CAN FIND YOURSELF A NEW WOMAN.

I DON'T WANT A NEW WOMAN.

YOU WAIT ONE DAMN MINUTE HERE NOW, BABY DANNY.

YOU HAVE GONE TOO DAMN FAR

TALKING 'BOUT YOU DON'T WANT NO LADY.

I WANT HER, TROY, MY WIFE!

WELL, JUST SAY THAT, THEN.

AH!

ALL THAT DAMN ARGUING.

JUST SAY THAT.

BABY, JUST FORGET ABOUT HER.

‐LINDA! ‐I'M TALKING TO MY SON.

WHO YOU THINK YOU TALKIN' TO?

SAY IT. SAY IT TO MY FACE.

SAY IT TO MY FACE.

GO AHEAD. SAY IT TO MY FACE.

‐I WAS...TALKIN' ‐‐ ‐THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

BABY, JUST FORGET

ALL ABOUT OLD BOO‐BOO TROY.

BABY, YOU ‐‐ YOU DON'T WANT ‐‐

YOU DON'T WANT BIG FOREHEADED BABIES.

AND I DON'T WANT BIG FOREHEADED GRANDBABIES.

I DONE SURE HAD ONE.

SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME.

I WAS NEVER ABLE TO RECOVER.

BABY, I KNOW FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE

YOU DON'T WANT BIG‐HEADED BABIES.

‐NOW ‐‐ ‐MAMA, YOUR HEAD'S ALREADY BIG.

IT'D TAKE YOU FOREVER TO WASH THAT FACE.

YOU NEED TWO BAR OF SOAP BY THE TIME YOU GET THROUGH.

OKAY, THIS IS ABOUT TROY'S HEAD,

NOT MINE.

BABY, YOU CAN FIND YOU ‐‐

JUST FORGET ABOUT TROY,

AND YOU CAN FIND YOU A‐A FRESH,

NEW, SEXY WOMAN.

YEAH. LIKE YOUR GRANDMAMA.

[ BEATBOXING ]

[ IMITATES STEAM HISSING ]

YOU KNOW WHAT, MAMA? YOU'RE RIGHT.

EXACTLY. I KNOW I AM.

I SHOULD JUST FORGET ABOUT TROY.

‐I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. ‐JUST GET ON WITH MY LIFE.

OKAY, GREAT.

‐AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? ‐WHAT'S THAT, BABY?

YOU SHOULD FORGET ABOUT PHILIP.

DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING.

BABY DANNY SAY WHAT?

NO, GO ON, JUST THROW HIM AWAY, BALD HEAD AND ALL.

BABY, PHILIP IS MY HUSBAND.

AND TROY IS MY WIFE.

DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING.

1 AND 1. Y'ALL EVEN NOW.

1 AND 1.

BABY, I LOVE PHILIP.

WHAT'S YOUR POINT? I LOVE TROY.

DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING.

2 AND 2, 2 AND 2.

2 AND 2, GOING TOGETHER.

MAMA, WE DON'T NEED A SCOREKEEPER.

YES, HELL, YOU DO,

'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT.

YOU AIN'T MAKE SENSE WITH WHAT YOU SAYING.

BABY, YOU ‐‐

YOU CAN'T COMPARE THE TWO.

SEE, MAMA, THAT'S WHAT YOU DON'T GET.

THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ASKING ME TO DO.

NOW, CAN YOU DO IT?

NOPE.

HE WIN! YOU THE WINNER.

YOU WIN. TAKE YOUR BOW.

DANNY.

PHILIP IS NO TROY.

CAN YOU DO IT?

BABY, JUST FORGET ABOUT TROY.

[ IMITATES BUZZER ] YOU LOSE.

IT'S NICE TO KNOW YOU'RE TELLING HIM THIS.

HEY, BABY TROY.

‐TROY. ‐I JUST CAME TO GET MY THINGS.

‐BABY, WAIT. ‐I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE AT WORK.

‐TROY, PLEASE. ‐DANNY, I DON'T HAVE

‐ANYTHING TO SAY TO YOU. ‐WELL, LET ME TALK.

‐WHAT? ‐WELL, I ‐‐

WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE

A PRIVATE DISCUSSION IN FRONT OF THEM RIGHT NOW.

THIS IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

WAS THAT A READ?

THAT WAS A READ

WITH SHADE.

I THOUGHT ‐‐ I THOUGHT SO.

‐THAT LITTLE GIRL ‐‐ ‐LINDA.

MM.

SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH.

NO, MAMA, I'M NOT TAKING THIS.

LINDA, IT'S TIME FOR US TO GO HOME NOW.

I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE, MAMA.

COME ON HERE, LINDA.

DANNY DOESN'T WANT US TO GO.

LOOK AT THAT FACE.

‐I SEE THE FACE. ‐WHAT DOES THAT FACE

SAY TO YOU?

"GET YOUR MONKEY ASS

OUT MY HOUSE."

HE KNOW HE CAN'T SAY IT 'CAUSE I'LL BLACK BOTH OF HIS EYES.

THAT'S ‐‐ THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT FACE SAYS.

YOU WANT TO BET?

‐I MEAN ‐‐ ‐DANNY, DO YOU WANT US TO LEAVE?

MAMA, WOULD YOU JUST PLEASE LEAVE?

DAMN, MAMA! GO!

OH.

OKAY.

I'M SORRY, BUT I WANT TO TALK TO MY WIFE.

WELL, THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY IN THE FIRST PLACE, DANNY,

'CAUSE I KNOW. [ CHUCKLES ]

I KNOW WHEN I'M NOT WANTED.

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, REALLY?

'CAUSE IF YOU KNEW WHEN YOU WASN'T WANTED,

YOU WOULD BE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT DOOR.

COME ON HERE, GIRL, LET'S GO.

‐DANNY ‐‐ ‐I'M SORRY, MAMA,

BUT THIS IS ME AND MY WIFE TALKING.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

NOW GET YOUR ASS OUT THIS MAN'S HOUSE.

WOULD ‐‐

MAMA, I AM MOVING AS FAST AS I CAN.

LINDA, LET'S GO.

[ GASPS ]

BEFORE HE SMACKS YOUR ASS UP BY THAT NEW GIRL.

AAH!

COME ON HERE, GET ON MY DAMN ‐‐

OKAY, BYE.

BABY, CAN WE TALK?

THERE'S NOTHING FOR US TO TALK ABOUT.

WELL, CAN YOU LISTEN?

NO.

TROY!

DAMN IT, I WANT TO TALK!

I GOT TO STOP DRINKING.

YOU HEARD ME. I WANT TO TALK.

NOW COME IN HERE AND SIT DOWN.

YOU AIN'T GONNA BE TELLIN' ME WHAT TO DO LIKE THAT.

[ MUMBLING ]

OKAY, WHAT?

DON'T SIT WITH THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU JUST SAT DOWN LIKE THIS, "OKAY, WHAT?"

AAH!

HOW DO WOMEN DO THAT?

WE'RE BUILT FOR IT.

I'M SORRY, LITTLE BUDDY.

AND THIS IS HOW A LADY SITS, DANNY.

YEAH, WHEN SHE'S MAD AT HER MAN.

DANNY, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

OKAY, TROY, LOOK, I'M SORRY.

I KNOW I'VE DONE A LOT WRONG.

RIGHT.

‐AND I KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN ‐‐ ‐EASY TO DEAL WITH?

‐AND I KNOW THAT YOU'RE ‐‐ ‐I'M FRUSTRATED.

‐AND I KNOW THAT YOU'RE GONNA ‐‐ ‐LEAVE YOUR ASS.

‐BUT I WANTED ‐‐ ‐TO BEG ME TO STAY?

DAMN, WHO IS TALKING HERE, ME OR YOU?

I WAS JUST FINISHING YOUR SENTENCES.

WOULD YOU LET ME DO THAT?

FINE. YOU USED TO LIKE IT WHEN I DID THAT.

[ Giggling ] YEAH.

BUT NOT WHEN WE'RE FIGHTING.

FINE. GO AHEAD.

‐THANK ‐‐ ‐YOU.

‐DAMN. ‐IT.

‐TROY. ‐WHAT?

FINISH.

I'M TRYING. YOU KEEP FINISHING MY THING.

IT'S THE WINE.

‐MM‐HMM. ‐IT'S THE WINE.

I LOVE YOU.

YEAH? AND?

‐ISN'T THAT ENOUGH? ‐NO, IT'S NOT.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE LOVING ME IS ONE THING,

BUT LETTING YOUR FRIENDS DO THE THINGS THAT THEY DID ‐‐

SAM AND DREW...

...ARE NO LONGER MY FRIENDS.

REALLY.

YOU'RE A PART OF ME,

AND THEY CAN'T TREAT YOU LIKE THAT.

HMM. YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.

‐WHOA, WHOA. ‐SHOOT, 'CAUSE I HEARD ‐‐

‐MM. ‐HOLD ON.

‐BABY? ‐WHAT?

DIAL BACK THAT HOOD JUST A LITTLE BIT.

I'M SORRY.

YOU KNOW I'M A LADY.

‐YES, YOU ARE. ‐OKAY, SO GO ON.

IF ANYONE TRIES TO COME BETWEEN WHAT WE HAVE,

THEN THEY'RE NOT WELCOME, NO ONE.

‐YOU MEAN THAT? ‐YES.

WELL, IT'S REALLY WHAT WE HAD.

COME ON, GIRL.

YOU KNOW YOU STILL WANT ME.

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

YES, I DO.

I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES.

CHILD, THIS IS MASCARA.

DANNY, DO YOU HAVE MASCARA ON?

‐NO. ‐MM.

THAT AIN'T NO MASCARA, GIRL. YOUR EYES IS CALLING MY NAME!

EYES DON'T TALK, DANNY. MM‐HMM.

YES, THEY DO. THEY'RE SAYING, "DANNY.

‐DANNY." ‐DANNY?

THAT'S IT.

THAT'S IT. SPANK THAT ASS, GIRL.

DANNY. SPANK IT. DANNY.

‐DANNY? ‐DANNY, DANNY, DANNY, DANNY.

STOP IT.

WILL YOU STAY?

DANNY, I JUST ‐‐ THIS IS TOO MUCH.

PLEASE!

BOY, YOU BETTER GET OFF YOUR KNEES.

[ LAUGHS ]

THIS AIN'T THAT MOMENT RIGHT NOW.

GO AHEAD, FINISH BEGGING.

WILL YOU STAY, PLEASE?

ADD SOME WHINING.

I NEED SOME TEARS.

‐WHAT? ‐GO AHEAD.

I'M DOING IT ON THE INSIDE.

BABY, PLEASE, STAY WITH ME.

OKAY. I WILL GIVE THIS ONE MORE TRY.

THANK YOU.

RIGHT, BECAUSE IF THIS HAPPENS ‐‐

AGAIN? [ SCOFFS ] GIRL.

RIGHT, I'M NOT DEALING ‐‐

WITH THIS. YOU'RE GONNA BE OUT OF HERE.

EXACTLY, 'CAUSE YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE ALL ‐‐

YOU AIN'T ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

‐YOU KNEW WHAT I WAS ‐‐ ‐GONNA SAY?

‐YEAH. ‐WHY AM I TALKING LIKE THAT?

YOU JUST WANT THIS ASS.

THAT'S ALL.

‐YOU RIGHT. ‐[ LAUGHS ]

BUT, DANNY, I REALLY DO LOVE YOU.

‐I KNOW, BABY. ‐AND I KNOW THAT YOU LOVE ME.

YEAH, YOU GOT ME DRUNK, TALKING LIKE A WOMAN.

AND I'M REALLY SORRY ‐‐

FOR THE PART YOU PLAYED IN ALL THIS DRAMA?

SAY WHAT, NOW?

WHAT?!

I WASN'T GONNA SAY THAT.

OH, I WAS ‐‐ I WAS JUST TALKIN'.

MM‐HMM. WHAT ‐‐

WHAT PART DID I PLAY IN THE DRAMA?

BABY, I JUST TOLD YOU I BEEN DRINKIN'.

YOU HEARD ME TALKIN' LIKE A WOMAN.

YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO ME, OR I'M OUT OF HERE.

‐GIRL? ‐WHAT, YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?

YOU AIN'T GOING NO DAMN WHERE.

OH, YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.

YOU TOOK ONE DRESS OUT THE CLOSET.

WELL, SEE, I WAS GETTIN' ‐‐

‐I WAS GONNA ‐‐ ‐TAKE YOUR TIME.

I DON'T WANT TO GO NOWHERE, DANNY.

YEAH, YOU WANT DANIEL TO BEG YOU TO STAY.

BEG ME, DANNY. BEG ME, DADDY.

STAY.

STAY, BABY. BABY, STAY.

‐LOWER. ‐[ Deep voice ] BABY, STAY.

UNH‐UNH, I'M NOT TALKIN' ABOUT YOUR VOICE.

[ GASPS ]

OOH.

SHE'S A FREAK. OH, I'M BACK!

I'M GONNA TALK LIKE A GIRL ALL I WANT TO.