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OKAY.
UH, GRAB A CHAIR, BABE.
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UNCLE FLOYD
GONNA NEED A CHAIR.
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OH.
HE GONNA NEED A CHAIR.
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OKAY. HERE WE GO.
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OH, BABY, NO, NO, NO.
WE HAVE TO?
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UH...
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YES, WE DO.
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OKAY.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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WHAT IS THIS HERE?
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LINDA
AND ONE OF HER GAMES.
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THAT WHY
SHE KNOCKED UP NOW.
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I DON'T WANNA PLAY
THIS DAMN "GYME."
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WHY IS IT EVERY TIME
WE COME OVER HERE,
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WE HAVE TO PLAY
THESE "DAMN GYMES"?
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UH, HโHEY, BOO.
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OH, IโI GOT YOU, BABY.
HEY, MAMA.
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IS IT GAME TIME?
I GOT YOU.
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YES, IT IS, BABY.
YEAH!
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHAT'S THIS?
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IT'S TRADITION.
OH!
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AFTER DINNER...
HEY.
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...WE PLAY GAMES.
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WELL,
IT LOOKS LIKE FUN.
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MMโHMM.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
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IT'S...NOT?
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YOU JUST GOT
IN THIS FAMILY.
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AND YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE LAST GAME.
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DON'T BLAME ME FOR THAT!
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YOU AIN'T HEAR?
YOU STABBED ME.
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THAT'S 'CAUSE
YOU WERE CHEATING!
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BUT I WAS YOUR PARTNER.
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WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE BEEN.
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[ COUGHS ]
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[ Highโpitched voice ]
SEE, THAT'S WHY โโ
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SISโSISโSOU โโ
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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[ Normal voice ] THIS IS WHY
I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME.
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UNCLE FLOYD, YOU'RE PLAYING.
IT'LL BE FINE.
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NO, NO,
I DON'T THINK SO.
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I HID ALL THE SHARP OBJECTS.
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DID YOU HIDE THEM LIPS?
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THOSE ARE SHARP OBJECTS?
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COME ON, MAN.
THIS COULD BE FUN.
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NO, THANK YOU, PHILIP.
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UNCLE FLOYD,
YOU'RE PLAYING.
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OKAY.
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AND, MAMA, YOU, TOO.
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FINE.
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OKAY, MAMA, WHAT'S THE GAME?
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OKAY. THE GAME IS CALLED
"WHO YOU KNOW."
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AH. HOW DOES IT WORK?
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WELL, IT'S ALL ABOUT
HOW WELL WE KNOW EACH OTHER.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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SO, WE'RE GONNA BE
PAIRED OFF IN TEAMS โโ
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ME AND PHILIP,
SAM AND DREW...
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EH.
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AND TROY AND ME.
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THAT'S RIGHT, BABE.
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YOU AND YOUR NEW WIFE
GET TO SHOW ALL OF US
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HOW WELL
YOU KNOW EACH OTHER.
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AND MAMA HATTIE
AND UNCLE FLOYD.
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HELL, NO.
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ALL I KNOW IS, IF THESE TWO
DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER,
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THIS GAME AIN'T GONNA END WELL
AT ALL.
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YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT,
BUT โโ BUT THAT'S FOR THEM.
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WELL, LET THE...BEGIN!
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OKAY, FIRST QUESTION
FOR LIN.
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UH, IT'S โโ UH, TURN IT UPSโโ
IT'S UPSIDE DOWN.
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WELL, YOU THE ONE TOLD ME
TO TURN IT 'ROUND
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IN THE FIRST PLACE!
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YOU NEED
A NEW PRESCRIPTION.
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YEAH, HE'S GONNA WRITE ALL
OF THEM AT ONE TIME FOR ME.
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FIRST QUESTION FOR YOU,
LIN.
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WHAT COLOR DO PHILIP LIKE โโ
BLUE OR GRAY?
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UH...BLUE.
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WELL, THAT'S WHAT
SHE WROTE DOWN โโ BLUE.
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THAT'S RIGHT, BABY.
YOU KNOW ME. I KNOW YOU.
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COME ON. LET 'EM KNOW.
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ALL RIGHT. WELL, THIS โโ
THIS NEXT QUESTION, UH,
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IS FOR, UH,
SAM AND DREW.
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THEY WROTE DOWN.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW,
DREW HAD TO ANSWER,
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IF SHE HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN
A TALL, DARK, AND HANDSOME MAN
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OR A TALL, DARK, AND EVIL MAN,
WHICH WOULD SHE CHOOSE, SAM?
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WELL, IT'S A TRICK QUESTION
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'CAUSE IN NO UNIVERSE WOULD DREW
HAVE TWO OPTIONS, LET ALONE ONE.
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BUT I WROTE DOWN
TALL, DARK, AND EVIL?
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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
YEP.
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HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?
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I KNOW YOU, GIRL.
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NO, YOU DON'T.
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YEAH, I DO.
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YOU LIKE 'EM "AYโVIL."
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THAT'S RIGHT.
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I HAVE BEEN KNOWN
TO EXERCISE A FEW DEMONS.
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OโOโOKAY. OKAY. OKAY.
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UM, OKAY, SO, MY FIRST QUESTION
WAS FOR DANNY AND TROY.
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WE GOT THIS, BABY.
YEAH.
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DANNY, YOU โโ
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WHO GAVE YOU THIS QUESTION?
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THIS IS TOO EASY.
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DON'T BE HATING ON ME, MOM.
DON'T BE HATING ON DANIEL.
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OKAY, DANIEL.
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YOUR QUESTION WAS, "WHAT IS
TROY'S FAVORITE COLOR?"
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OH, THIS GAME WAS DEFINITELY
RIGGED FOR THE NEWLYWEDS.
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RIGHT.
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YEAH, YOU KNOW THAT'S TOO EASY,
NOW.
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AND I GOT IT RIGHT.
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WELL...
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DANNY,
YOU WROTE DOWN "PURPLE."
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AND YOUR LOVELY WIFE
SAID...
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"BROWN."
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UGH.
WOW. WOW.
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BROWN?
WOW.
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NOBODY LIKE BROWN.
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BROWN?
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BABY.
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WHAT?
PURPLE?
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YOU TOLD ME PURPLE.
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NO. I TOLD YOU BROWN.
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BABY, BROWN IS NOBODY'S
FAVORITE COLOR.
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IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR.
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OH, HELL, LET ME
GET UP OUT OF HERE.
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Floyd: MNHโMNH.
COME ON, HATTIE.
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PLEASE.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
MY FAVORITE COLOR, DANNY.
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YES, WELL,
I THOUGHT I DID.
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YEAH. WELL, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE GONNA GET THE NEXT ONE.
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ALL RIGHT. OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT
'CAUSE THE NEXT ONE'S FOR Y'ALL.
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OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
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GOOD GRACIOUS.
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UM...OH,
THIS IS ANOTHER EASY ONE.
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THINK SO.
WHAT IS IT?
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ALL RIGHT.
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THE QUESTION WAS,
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"WHAT IS DANIEL'S
FAVORITE DESSERT?"
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AND YOU WROTE,
"ICE CREAM."
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ICE CREAM!
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[ BOTH IMITATE BUZZER ]
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IT'S...
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Both: CARAMEL POPCORN.
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HA HA!
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All:
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!
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EXCEPT YOU.
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WHAT?
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YEAH. I DON'T LIKE ICE CREAM,
GIRL.
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THAT STUFF
TEARS MY STOMACH UP.
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DANNY, YOU TOLD ME
YOU LIKED ICE CREAM.
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I'VE NEVER TOLD YOU THAT.
YES, YOU DID.
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NO, I DIDN'T.
YES, YOU DID.
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DANNY, I SWEAR TO GOODNโโ MNH!
YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKE ICE CREAM.
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ALL RIGHT. OKAY. WE โโ
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I THINK WE NEED TO STOP
PLAYING THIS DAMN GAME.
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I'M IN AGREEMENT
WITH MISS HATTIE.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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NO, PHILIP.
I'M HAVING FUN.
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YOU THE ONLY ONE.
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NO, I'M NOT.
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LINDA.
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WHAT?
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LOOK AT THEM TWO.
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ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?
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YES, I AM.
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ARE YOU DOING THIS
ON PURPOSE?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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LOOK AT THEM.
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THEY'RE GETTING UPSET.
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IT'S JUST A GAME.
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AND THE NEXT QUESTION
SHOULD BE FOR ME AND PHILIP.
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THAT IT IS.
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WE GOT THIS.
OKAY.
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COME ON.
IT SAYS HERE...
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MMโHMM.
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....WHERE WAS THE FIRST PLACE
YOU TWO KISSED
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AFTER YOUR MARRIAGE?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THAT'S EASY, BABY.
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UNDER THE OAK TREE
IN THE BACKYARD.
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MMM.
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AT MY DAMN HOUSE?!
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YES.
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WHAT?
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THAT'S WHY YOU'RE KNOCKED UP
NOW.
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I KICKED YOUR ASS OUT
FROM UNDER MY TREE.
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MAMA.
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THAT TREE GOT ME PREGNANT
MANY TIMES.
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MAMA, WE MOVED INTO THAT HOUSE
AFTER I WAS BORN.
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I WASN'T TALKING
'BOUT YOU.
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SO, MAMA, I HAVE A BROTHER
OR A SISTER?
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DO A TREE GOT A ROOT?
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YOU GOT A FEW, THOUGH.
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MAMA, STOP IT.
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NOW, SAM AND DREW,
IT'S YOUR TURN.
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I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD
PLAY THIS GAME.
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THAT'S THE SAME THING
I SAID!
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NO, NO, NO.
LET'S KEEP GOING ON.
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NO. WE CAN'T.
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"ISH," WHAT, NOW?
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HELLO!
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FINE.
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OH. OH!
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I THINK THIS WAS
THE END OF THE GAME.
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GAME OVER.
WHY, MAMA?
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LINDA, STOP IT!
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WHAT? MAMA, LISTEN.
IT'S โโ IT'S JUST A GAME.
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STOP IT NOW.
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BUT โโ BUT THE NEXT QUESTION'S
SO EASY.
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IT'S โโ IT'S REALLY EASY.
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AND IT'S FOR TROY.
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TROY, UH,
WHAT DID DANNY SAY
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WAS HIS FAVORITE POSITION
TO SLEEP IN?
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[ SCOFFS ]
Philip: YEAH.
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DANNY WROTE IT DOWN.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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ON HIS BACK.
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[ BOTH IMITATE BUZZER ]
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DANNY WROTE โโ
ON HIS SIDE.
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MNH.
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AND...I KNEW THAT.
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WELL, HERE โโ I MEAN,
MAYBE MY MAMA'S RIGHT.
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MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T
PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE.
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NOW YOU SEE WHAT I SAID?
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DANG.
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I NEED TO SEE YOU
IN THE KITCHEN.
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YEAH, WE โโ
LET'S GO TO THE KITCHEN.
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NO, LIKE RIGHT NOW.
CAN YOU FIND THAT?
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CAN YOU FIND THE KITCHEN?
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DO YOU KNOW
WHERE THE KITCHEN IS?
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I KNOW WHERE THE KITCHEN IS.
OH, YEAH?
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DO YOU KNOW WHAT COLOR IT IS,
HUH?
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IT AIN'T โโ
IT AIN'T BROWN.
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NOBODY LIKE THAT COLOR.
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IS IT PURPLE?
IS IT PURPLE?
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YOU KNOW
IT AIN'T PURPLE.
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LET'S GO IN THE KITCHEN.
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OHH! UNH!
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MNH!
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00:11:06,038 --> 00:11:07,573
YOU GONNA KILL ME.
IS IT PURPLE?
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BROWN.
PURPLE.
241
00:11:08,641 --> 00:11:10,009
NOBODY LIKES BROWN.
242
00:11:10,009 --> 00:11:11,143
IT'S LIKE THE WORST COLOR
ON THE WHEEL.
243
00:11:11,143 --> 00:11:12,545
TALKING ABOUT HE SLEEP
ON HIS DAMN BACK.
244
00:11:12,545 --> 00:11:13,879
HE DON'T SLEEP
ON HIS BACK.
245
00:11:13,879 --> 00:11:17,583
DAMN. SHE'D LIKE TO PUT MY
GRANDBABY'S EYE OUT THERE.
246
00:11:18,684 --> 00:11:20,786
GAME NIGHT IS A SUCCESS.
247
00:11:22,454 --> 00:11:24,957
NOW, YOU SEE THAT?
248
00:11:24,957 --> 00:11:27,326
WHY YOU GOT TO KEEP
PUSHING THE ISSUE?!
249
00:11:27,326 --> 00:11:32,209
WELL โโ WELL, MAMA, HOW WAS I TO
KNOW IT WOULD END UP LIKE THIS?
250
00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,836
YOU KNEW VERY WELL
WHAT YOU WERE DOING.
251
00:11:37,837 --> 00:11:42,341
MAMA, I HAD NO IDEA MY SON
AND HIS BRANDโNEW WIFE
252
00:11:42,341 --> 00:11:44,744
DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER
AT ALL.
253
00:11:44,744 --> 00:11:47,012
YOU DID THIS HERE
ON PURPOSE.
254
00:11:47,012 --> 00:11:48,714
YES, YOU DID.
YOU DONE IT ON PURPOSE.
255
00:11:48,714 --> 00:11:51,050
I DIDN'T.
I SAY YOU DID!
256
00:11:51,050 --> 00:11:53,152
I DIDN'T.
SAY SOMETHING...
257
00:11:53,152 --> 00:11:54,820
I KNOW YOU DID.
258
00:11:54,820 --> 00:11:56,355
BABY?
259
00:11:56,355 --> 00:11:57,890
I DIDN'T.
260
00:11:57,890 --> 00:12:02,001
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S JUST PUT THE DAMN GAME UP.
261
00:12:02,001 --> 00:12:03,936
NO, NO, LET'S GO ON,
UNCLE FLOYD.
262
00:12:03,936 --> 00:12:05,070
OHH! OHH! OHH!
263
00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:07,372
OH, NOW, THAT โโ
THAT BOY โโ OOH!
264
00:12:07,372 --> 00:12:09,575
SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO GET
THEIR ASS WHUPPED.
265
00:12:09,575 --> 00:12:10,843
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
266
00:12:10,843 --> 00:12:13,378
LEAST I DIDN'T GET THE HAIR
IN THE FACE.
267
00:12:15,548 --> 00:12:17,850
TROY, THIS IS DANNY.
268
00:12:19,184 --> 00:12:20,586
FLOYD, THIS IS โโ
269
00:12:20,586 --> 00:12:23,088
AH, DON'T YOU DO THAT.
270
00:12:25,124 --> 00:12:26,425
Linda: YOU KNOW WHAT?
271
00:12:26,425 --> 00:12:29,061
I THINK WE SHOULD PROBABLY
GO AHEAD AND PUT THE GAME AWAY.
272
00:12:29,061 --> 00:12:31,631
YEAH.
I AGREE WITH LIN.
273
00:12:31,631 --> 00:12:34,099
NO. WE NEED TO REDEEM OURSELVES.
RIGHT, TROY?
274
00:12:36,936 --> 00:12:39,438
YES, DANNY.
275
00:12:40,439 --> 00:12:43,108
SO LET'S GO FOR IT.
276
00:12:43,108 --> 00:12:47,613
NOW, LOOK, DANIEL...
YOU TWO DON'T HAVE TO REDEEM โโ
277
00:12:47,613 --> 00:12:49,148
I KNOW THAT!
278
00:12:50,650 --> 00:12:54,186
MAYBE THEY HAVE SOMETHING
TO PROVE TO EACH OTHER.
279
00:12:54,186 --> 00:12:57,222
[ CHUCKLES ]
KEEP IT 100%!
280
00:12:57,222 --> 00:12:59,258
NAH. BRING THEM CARDS ON.
WE READY.
281
00:12:59,258 --> 00:13:01,126
MMโHMM.
WE READY.
282
00:13:01,126 --> 00:13:03,969
Y'ALL HEARD THE HO.
DEAL 'EM! DEAL 'EM! DEAL 'EM!
283
00:13:05,304 --> 00:13:08,741
OKAY, GAME OVER,
FINISHED, THE END.
284
00:13:08,741 --> 00:13:10,876
I SAID PLAY THE DAMN CARDS,
GRANDMA!
285
00:13:14,079 --> 00:13:16,215
DAMN, DANNY!
286
00:13:16,215 --> 00:13:18,718
YOU AIN'T GOT TO BE SPITTING
ALL OVER EVERYBODY
287
00:13:18,718 --> 00:13:21,821
WITH THAT SPRINKLER SYSTEM
IN YOUR THROAT!
288
00:13:21,821 --> 00:13:25,925
OKAY, GREAT. I GUESS
I'LL TAKE THE CARDS, PHILIP.
289
00:13:25,925 --> 00:13:27,727
DANIEL'S ABOUT TO BRING OUT
SOME FLASH CARDS.
290
00:13:27,727 --> 00:13:30,630
OโOโOโOKAY. LET'S GO โโ
I THINK โโ OKAY.
291
00:13:30,630 --> 00:13:32,231
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
292
00:13:32,231 --> 00:13:35,134
THIS QUESTION'S
FOR YOU TWO.
293
00:13:35,134 --> 00:13:37,036
WHEN WAS YOUR FIRST DATE?
294
00:13:37,036 --> 00:13:38,771
MAY 7th.
MM.
295
00:13:38,771 --> 00:13:40,405
THEY GOT THAT RIGHT.
296
00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:43,576
WELL,
WHAT TIME WAS IT?
297
00:13:43,576 --> 00:13:44,777
7:30. 7:30.
298
00:13:44,777 --> 00:13:46,111
MM.
299
00:13:46,111 --> 00:13:48,380
WHAT SEASON WAS IT?
300
00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:50,315
SPRING. SPRING.
301
00:13:50,315 --> 00:13:52,351
WHAT WAS THE TEMPERATURE?
302
00:13:52,351 --> 00:13:54,687
78 DEGREES.
78 DEGREES.
303
00:13:54,687 --> 00:13:56,789
COME ON WITH IT.
COME ON WITH IT.
304
00:13:56,789 --> 00:13:58,057
YES, BABY, YES.
COME ON WITH IT. HUH?
305
00:13:58,057 --> 00:14:02,367
DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, BABY.
HATE THE GAME.
306
00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:04,136
YOU PAYING ATTENTION,
BABY?
307
00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,407
OKAY.
308
00:14:08,407 --> 00:14:10,543
WELL, MISS DREW,
IT'S YOUR TURN.
309
00:14:10,543 --> 00:14:13,546
[ IMITATES BUZZER ]
WATCH YOURSELF.
310
00:14:13,546 --> 00:14:15,681
SHUT IT DOWN.
311
00:14:15,681 --> 00:14:17,717
BETTER GET YOUR MAN.
312
00:14:19,384 --> 00:14:21,821
I DIDN'T THINK
I'D LIKE THIS GAME.
313
00:14:23,656 --> 00:14:26,626
WHY, MISS HATTIE?
IT'S SO MUCH FUN.
314
00:14:28,227 --> 00:14:32,031
GIRL, WHO YOU
WINDING YOUR NECK AT?
315
00:14:32,031 --> 00:14:35,067
AND I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU
SO READY TO KEEP PLAYING.
316
00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:39,605
YOU AIN'T GOT NO ANSWER
RIGHT..."BOOโBOO."
317
00:14:39,605 --> 00:14:42,207
BUT WE'RE ABOUT TO WIN.
RIGHT, DANNY?
318
00:14:42,207 --> 00:14:44,910
RIGHT?!
319
00:14:44,910 --> 00:14:46,746
YEAH. WE'RE GONNA
TURN THIS THING AROUND.
320
00:14:49,414 --> 00:14:52,017
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID
ABOUT THE TITANIC.
321
00:14:53,553 --> 00:14:55,988
WELL, I KNOW WE'RE GONNA
BEAT SAM AND DREW
322
00:14:55,988 --> 00:14:58,591
'CAUSE THEY'RE NOT EVEN
A REAL COUPLE.
323
00:14:58,591 --> 00:15:01,601
WELL, APPARENTLY
NEITHER ARE YOU TWO.
324
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:02,635
Floyd: OHH.
325
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,469
SHADE, SHADE,
SHADE, SHADE, SHADE.
326
00:15:04,469 --> 00:15:05,705
WHEW.
327
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,774
IT'S CLOUDY IN HERE
WITH ALL THIS SHADE. UM...
328
00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:12,444
SO, THIS IS FOR SAM AND DREW.
329
00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:15,815
AND YOU WROTE YOUR ANSWERS DOWN
TO THE QUESTION,
330
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:18,951
"WHERE DID YOU LAST KISS??
331
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:24,089
I KNOW THEY'RE NOT GONNA
GET THIS ONE RIGHT.
332
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:28,861
WELL, ACCORDING TO
THEIR ANSWERS...
333
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,897
DREW WROTE "AT WORK."
334
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:39,338
AND I WILL NOW GIVE THE PLEASURE
TO SAM TO ANSWER...
335
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:42,775
Aโโ "AT WORโโ"
336
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,077
AT WORK.
337
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:49,248
OH, I'M FINNA
WHUP ME SOME ASS NOW.
338
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:54,954
I WAS DRUNK. CHRISTMAS PARTY.
MISTLETOE.
339
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:59,825
AND SHE FINNA BE
MISSING A FEW TOES.
340
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:03,168
SANTA'S GOT
NO MORE SECRETS.
341
00:16:03,168 --> 00:16:05,470
AND IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN
AGAIN!
342
00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:08,373
YOU DAMN SKIPPY
IT WON'T!
343
00:16:10,209 --> 00:16:12,612
THAT โโ THAT โโ
THAT IT WON'T.
344
00:16:14,146 --> 00:16:17,817
YEAH, I โโ WAIT.
WE GOT IT RIGHT?
345
00:16:17,817 --> 00:16:21,386
ACCORDING TO THE TOELESS HO,
YES.
346
00:16:21,386 --> 00:16:24,289
WOW.
347
00:16:24,289 --> 00:16:25,791
UH...
348
00:16:25,791 --> 00:16:28,694
OKAY, UH,
THE LAST QUESTION.
349
00:16:28,694 --> 00:16:30,362
IT'S FOR, UH โโ
350
00:16:30,362 --> 00:16:32,865
IT'S FOR US.
351
00:16:32,865 --> 00:16:34,199
WELL โโ
352
00:16:34,199 --> 00:16:36,969
GO ON, NOW.
353
00:16:36,969 --> 00:16:38,137
YOU SURE?
354
00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:40,272
YES, MISS LINDA.
GO ON.
355
00:16:41,541 --> 00:16:44,209
CALM DOWN, "BROWNIE."
356
00:16:45,377 --> 00:16:47,312
OKAY.
357
00:16:47,312 --> 00:16:49,982
BOTH WROTE YOUR ANSWERS
RIGHT HERE.
358
00:16:49,982 --> 00:16:53,919
SO, THE QUESTION WAS,
"WHAT TIME DID YOU GET MARRIED?"
359
00:16:53,919 --> 00:16:55,621
AH. WE GOT THIS ONE.
360
00:16:55,621 --> 00:16:57,422
WE GOT THIS.
361
00:16:57,422 --> 00:16:59,659
SO YOU WOULD THINK.
362
00:17:01,066 --> 00:17:07,400
UH, DANNY, BABY,
YOU WROTE DOWN 11:52.
363
00:17:07,439 --> 00:17:12,845
AND YOUR LOVELY WIFE
WROTE 9:23.
364
00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:15,981
DAMN!
DAMN.
365
00:17:15,981 --> 00:17:17,249
MNH.
366
00:17:17,249 --> 00:17:18,951
BABY.
367
00:17:18,951 --> 00:17:20,820
BABE, IT WAS 9:00.
368
00:17:20,820 --> 00:17:22,822
YOU DON'T REMEMBER?
369
00:17:22,822 --> 00:17:25,224
I WAS DRUNK.
370
00:17:26,659 --> 00:17:28,594
TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER?
371
00:17:30,229 --> 00:17:31,463
WELL...
372
00:17:31,463 --> 00:17:33,633
[ IMITATING BUZZER ]
373
00:17:36,602 --> 00:17:39,271
WELL, AS MUCH AS I ENJOY
374
00:17:39,271 --> 00:17:42,842
WATCHING THIS IDIOTIC MARRIAGE
FAIL...
375
00:17:42,842 --> 00:17:44,143
I GOT TO BE HONEST, MAN.
376
00:17:44,143 --> 00:17:45,377
THIS GAME IS RIGGED
377
00:17:45,377 --> 00:17:49,414
BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE THE ONLY
ONES THAT ARE WINNING.
378
00:17:49,414 --> 00:17:53,418
ACTUALLY, NO, DREW,
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
379
00:17:53,418 --> 00:17:56,956
YOU AND SAM
ARE DOING REALLY WELL.
380
00:17:56,956 --> 00:17:59,424
YEAH.
381
00:17:59,424 --> 00:18:00,826
SO,
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS SAYING โโ
382
00:18:00,826 --> 00:18:03,803
THAT HE, LIKE, KNOWS ME
OR SOMETHING?
383
00:18:03,803 --> 00:18:06,338
YEP.YEP.
384
00:18:06,338 --> 00:18:10,810
WELL,
THAT WENT SOUTH REAL FAST.
385
00:18:10,810 --> 00:18:14,614
UM, WHO'S IN THE LEAD?
386
00:18:14,614 --> 00:18:18,951
WELL, I'M SURE,
WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING...
387
00:18:18,951 --> 00:18:22,755
I CAN TELL YOU
THAT PHILIP AND I ARE.
388
00:18:22,755 --> 00:18:25,758
AND THEN IT'S YOU AND ME,
DREW?
389
00:18:25,758 --> 00:18:28,027
YEAH. SURE, SURE.
390
00:18:28,027 --> 00:18:29,328
AND THEN IT'S...
391
00:18:30,830 --> 00:18:32,131
GOOD NIGHT.
392
00:18:32,131 --> 00:18:34,266
[ YAWNS ] ALL OF A SUDDEN,
I'M SLEEPY.
393
00:18:34,266 --> 00:18:36,101
I'M GOING HOME NOW.
394
00:18:36,101 --> 00:18:38,303
I FEEL YA. [ YAWNS ]
395
00:18:38,303 --> 00:18:39,972
I'M SLEEPY, TOO.
COME ON. LET'S GO.
396
00:18:39,972 --> 00:18:41,707
NOT ME.
I'M โโ I MEAN...
397
00:18:41,707 --> 00:18:43,408
[ YAWNS ]
398
00:18:43,408 --> 00:18:46,145
[ CHUCKLES ]
399
00:18:46,145 --> 00:18:47,680
[ YAWNS ]
WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?
400
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,448
ME TOO.
401
00:18:49,448 --> 00:18:53,318
[ YAWNS ]
402
00:18:53,318 --> 00:18:55,555
ARE YOU SLEEPY, BABY?
403
00:18:55,555 --> 00:18:57,389
HUH?
SO SLEEPY. AIN'T YOU SLEEPY?
404
00:18:57,389 --> 00:19:00,025
SO SLEEPY, LINDA. HE'S...
405
00:19:00,025 --> 00:19:02,367
OH!
SO SLEEPY.
406
00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:05,805
AH โโ OOH. [ YAWNS ]
SO SLEEPY.
407
00:19:05,805 --> 00:19:07,973
ALL RIGHT.
YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. LET'S โโ
408
00:19:07,973 --> 00:19:08,974
OH, GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.
409
00:19:08,974 --> 00:19:10,375
GOOD NIGHT.
NIGHT, NIGHT.
410
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:11,811
GOOD NIGHT.
OKAY, GOOD NIGHT.
411
00:19:11,811 --> 00:19:13,178
OKAY. NIGHT, NIGHT.
412
00:19:13,178 --> 00:19:15,147
[ Yawning ]
GOOD NIGHT, BABY.
413
00:19:15,147 --> 00:19:17,216
COME ON, DUDE.
GET YOUR DAMN CHAIR.
414
00:19:17,216 --> 00:19:18,551
DREW, COME ON.
COME ON.
415
00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:20,085
Linda: OKAY.
KEYS ARE IN MY PURSE.
416
00:19:20,085 --> 00:19:21,220
KEYS ARE IN MY PURSE.
417
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:22,454
COME ON!
418
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:23,689
Philip:
HEY, Y'ALL GONNA LOCK โโ
419
00:19:23,689 --> 00:19:25,658
Y'ALL GONNA LOCK THE DOOR,
RIGHT?
420
00:19:25,658 --> 00:19:27,292
HUH? LOCK THE DOOR.
421
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:30,796
I'M TAKING THESE CARDS
SO WE CAN'T PLAY THIS
DAMN "GYME" AGAIN.
422
00:19:32,698 --> 00:19:33,699
YEAH.
423
00:19:33,699 --> 00:19:34,700
HEY, BABY?
424
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,101
YES?
YOU โโ YOU THINK
425
00:19:36,101 --> 00:19:38,470
Y'ALL COULD LOCK UP
TOGETHER?
426
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:43,876
YEAH. ON THE โโ
THE LOCK IS ON THE...
427
00:19:43,876 --> 00:19:45,210
OKAY.
428
00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:46,411
THE LOCK
IS ON THE DOOR.
429
00:19:46,411 --> 00:19:47,446
OKAY.
430
00:19:47,446 --> 00:19:49,515
ONE OF Y'ALL
MIGHT NEED TO TURN IT.
431
00:19:58,924 --> 00:20:00,292
WOW.
432
00:20:00,292 --> 00:20:02,367
YEAH.
433
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,269
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
THOSE QUESTIONS.
434
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,938
YOU'RE RIGHT.
435
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,339
WELL, DID WE CHOKE?
436
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:08,774
NO.
437
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,610
BABY, I THOUGHT I KNEW
YOUR FAVORITE COLOR.
438
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:13,212
AND I THOUGHT I KNEW
WHAT TIME WE GOT MARRIED.
439
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,814
I GUESS WE DON'T.
440
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,448
NO.
441
00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:17,917
SO, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
442
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,253
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT MEANS.
443
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:23,488
WELL, TELL ME.
444
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:26,325
BABE, I DON'T KNOW.
445
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:27,727
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
THAT IT MEANS
446
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,128
THAT WE NEED TO
TAKE MORE TIME
447
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:31,463
TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER
BETTER.
448
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:32,998
OKAY.
449
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,433
DEAL?
450
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:35,535
DEAL.
451
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,169
BABY,
I'M IN THIS FOREVER.
452
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,004
YOU PROMISE?
YES.
453
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:40,940
OKAY. ME TOO.
454
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:45,177
AND THIS WILL GIVE US
ALL THE TIME WE NEED
455
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:49,982
FOR ME TO GET TO KNOW EVERYTHING
I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU...
456
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,685
INCLUDING YOUR FAVORITE COLOR,
YOUR FAVORITE SPOT โโ
457
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,086
Linda: GET OFF! GET OFF!
GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF!
458
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,988
GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF!
GOOD NIGHT!
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