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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

[ SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY ]

[ TV SHUTS OFF ]

MAYBE IF YOU BE QUIET, THEY'LL GO AWAY.

[ KNOCKING CONTINUES ]

DAMN, AND THEY GOT LOUDER?

Who is it?

TROY!

I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY NAMED TROY!

DANNY'S WIFE?

WHAT?!

DANNY MARRIED?!

AIN'T NOBODY TOLD ME NOTHING.

DANNY GOT MARRIED?!

MISS HATTIE, YOU WERE AT THE WEDDING.

OH, OKAY, GREAT.

[ TV TURNS ON ]

ARE YOU COMING TO THE DOOR?

YEAH, I‐I'LL BE THERE.

[ CHANNEL CHANGES ]

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

[ TV SHUTS OFF ]

WHO IS IT?

IT'S TROY!

ARE YOU A LITTLE BOY OR A LITTLE GIRL?

I'M A GIRL.

BUT YOU HAVE A LITTLE BOY NAME?

MY FULL NAME IS TROYLYNN.

OH, GEEZ!

DANNY MARRIED A MAN?!

Y'ALL HAVE TO TELL ME THESE THINGS.

I JUST CAN'T HANDLE EVERYTHING AT ONE TIME.

DID Y'ALL HAVE SOME PEOPLE AT THE WEDDING?

DANNY DONE MARRIED A MAN?

GEEZ.

MISS HATTIE.

WHAT?

CAN YOU PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR?

YEAH, I'LL BE THERE.

OKAY.

OKAY.

I'M JUST GONNA STAND HERE.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

I'LL GO OUT THE BACK DOOR, TIP UP ON THIS WHORE.

RUN HER AND THOSE SQUIRRELS OFF.

[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]

HI.

I DIDN'T S‐‐ I DIDN'T ‐‐ I DIDN'T SAY COME IN HERE.

I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

COME IN.

I DIDN'T SAY CONTINUE THERE.

HELLO? HELLO?

OH, YOU A BOLD LITTLE HEIFER, HUH?

MISS HATTIE...

I ASKED YOU OVER HERE

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT.

YOU DON'T ANSWER ME OVER THERE.

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

WELL, WE'VE ALREADY BEEN TALKING FOR A WHILE NOW.

PLEASE, MISS HATTIE.

I LISTENING, BUT YOU NOT SAYING ANYTHING.

I NEED SOME HELP.

GIRL, SIT DOWN.

WELL, I NEED YOUR HELP.

I AIN'T GOT NO DAMN MONEY. DON'T NEVER ‐‐

DON'T NEVER COME IN HERE AND CUSS ME LIKE THAT NO MORE.

I DON'T NEED YOUR MONEY.

I HAVE MY OWN MONEY.

OH.

WELL, HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE?

MISS HATTIE, I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY.

OH, WELL...

I SURE HOPE THIS ISN'T

ONE OF THEM "SIT DOWN" CONVERSATIONS, THEN.

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PLEASE, I'M DESPERATE.

NOT A GOOD PLACE FOR A WOMAN TO BE IN.

[ SIGHS ]

THANK YOU.

SO...

HI.

YOU'VE ALREADY SAID THAT.

HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING?

YOU ALREADY SAID THAT AS WELL.

LOOK, PRECIOUS.

I'M NOT MUCH FOR SMALL TALK,

SO LET'S MAKE THIS HERE REAL BIG.

OKAY.

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT?

[ SIGHS ]

WELL, NEVER MIND.

HOLD UP. NO.

NOW, HOLD ON, LITTLE GIRL.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF GAMES YOU CAME TO PLAY HERE,

BUT I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO GO AHEAD

AND SAY WHAT YOU HAD TO SAY.

YOU WEREN'T THAT INDECISIVE

WHEN YOU AND DANNY WENT DOWN THAT AISLE AFTER ONE DAY.

WELL, THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.

WHAT ABOUT IT?

I DON'T THINK DANNY AND I ARE GONNA MAKE IT.

YOU SAID WHAT?

I‐I‐I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO REPEAT THAT.

NEVER MIND.

UH, UH.

BABE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF GAMES YOU'RE PLAYING,

BUT I NEED YOU TO REPEAT THAT.

MISS HATTIE, I DON'T THINK DANNY AND I ARE GONNA MAKE IT.

AND WHY IS IT THAT YOU SAY THAT?

WELL, I'VE BEEN TRYING, BUT ‐‐

AH, BABE, L‐L‐LET ME GO AND STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.

YOU ONLY BEEN MARRIED TO HIM FOR A FEW WEEKS.

SO THEREFORE YOU HAVEN'T TRIED VERY MUCH.

MISS HATTIE...

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT TRYING IS?

IT'S BEING MARRIED...

TO A BASTARD FOR 29 YEARS.

AND I MEAN, I HATED THAT BASTARD.

EVERY MORNING I WOKE UP,

I PRAYED THAT HE WAS DEAD.

AND EVERY MORNING I WOKE UP,

HE WAS STILL LAYING THERE, LOOKING AT ME.

MISS HATTIE?

AND WHEN HE WOKE UP, I JUST PRAYED,

"IN THE MORNING, DON'T LET HIM BE HERE."

AND WHEN I WOKE UP...

HE WAS JUST THERE [SNORING]

I SAID, "DIE!"

HE'S STILL HERE.

SO, WHAT I DID WAS I GAVE HIM...

MY MAMA'S FAMOUS RECIPE...

...FOR SWEET POTATO PIE.

AND IN 90 DAYS, THAT BASTARD WAS DEAD.

DEAD AS A DOORKNOB.

YOU DID WHAT?

PBHT!

YOU AIN'T GOT NO EVIDENCE AGAINST ME!

PROVE IT!

PROVE IT!

PROVE IT.

THAT'S WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO ‐‐ PROVE IT.

OKAY, MISS ‐‐ MISS HATTIE.

DON'T KILL MY GRANDBABY.

I LOVE DANNY, GOD KNOWS I DO.

MISS HATTIE, I DON'T WANT TO KILL DANNY.

OH, OKAY, GREAT.

SOMETIMES.

WHAT YOU SAY?

HM? WHAT?

WHAT YOU SAY?

HUH?

IF YOU CAN "HUH", YOU CAN HEAR.

NOTHING.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

GO ON.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN, HONESTLY.

UH, BABY, YOU AIN'T GETTING COLD FEET, ARE YOU?

NO.

SO WHY IS IT THAT YOU WANT TO GET RID OF HIM?

WELL, HE'S JUST...

HE'S JUST...

HE'S...

HE'S...

UH, BABE, I CAN GET IT OUT OF YOU,

BUT YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT THAT.

YOU'RE RIGHT. MM‐HUH.

THAT'S RIGHT, I KNOW.

UM, WELL, HE'S JUST CHILDLIKE.

OH.

SO THAT'S NOT SO BAD.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

I THOUGHT HE WAS MORE MATURE THAN HE IS.

I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU LIKED ABOUT HIM.

NO, I MEAN HE'S INTERNALLY A 12‐YEAR‐OLD.

AND I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU LIKED ABOUT HIM.

SOMETIMES, BUT NOT ALL THE DAMN TIME.

BABY...

WATCH YOUR MOUTH IN HERE.

WE DON'T HAVE ALL THAT CURSING IN HERE.

DON'T YOU FEEL THAT IN HERE?

IT'S JUST A GOOD, CLEAN, WHOLESOME FEELING.

DO YOU NOT SEE ALL THOSE BIBLES BACK BEHIND YOU?

I HAVE KING JAMES...

THE INTERNATIONAL...

LeBRON JAMES.

I HAVE CANDLES AND OILS.

DON'T NEVER DISRESPECT MY DAMN HOUSE LIKE THAT.

I'M SORRY.

YEAH, YOU NEED TO BE.

WELL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS

WITHOUT EMBARRASSING HIM.

YOU CAN'T EMBARRASS THAT DANNY BOY.

OKAY.

WELL...

DANNY LIKES TO COME TO BED IN A ONESIE.

[ SNIFFING ]

YOU SMELL THAT?

I THINK I LEFT A DAMN POT ON THE OVEN.

I THOUGHT I DIDN'T NEED THAT SOUP.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHING CONTINUES ]

[ CLATTERS ]

DID SHE SAY A...

A ONESIE?

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ALL RIGHT. [ SNIFFS ]

YEAH.

EVERYTHING OKAY?

YEAH.

I SEEN A LITTLE WATERBUG BACK THERE.

YEAH.

YEAH.

UH, BABE...

THAT ONESIE THING, THAT'S EMBARRASSING AS HELL.

YEAH. YEAH.

YEAH. AND I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM.

WELL, IS IT CUTE?

NO.

IT HAS THESE BEARS ON IT, AND...

IT FITS LIKE A ‐‐ AN EXTRA‐SMALL.

IT'S WRONG.

AND HE SLEEPS SO CLOSE.

THAT'S A GOOD THING.

TO HIS TEDDY BEAR.

YEAH.

THAT MR. FARTS.

HE'S HAD HIM SINCE HE WAS A BABY.

I CAN'T EVEN GET IN THE MIDDLE OF THEM.

YEAH, NONE OF US COULD.

YEAH.

HE NEEDS TO GO AWAY.

THAT THING NEEDS TO GO AWAY.

YOU THINK?

YEAH, IT SMELLS LIKE A FART.

THEN, YEAH, THAT NEEDS TO GO AWAY.

WELL, I COULD GO ON, BUT...

I'LL JUST LET YOU READ IT FOR YOURSELF.

I MADE A LITTLE LIST HERE.

BABY, THIS HERE A PHONE BOOK.

I KNOW.

YEAH, IT'S A WHOLE LOT OF PAGES, MM‐HMM.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

WELL, YOU COULD START

BY NOT MAKING THESE KIND OF LISTS.

I COULDN'T HELP IT.

AND HE PLAYS "TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STARS" AT NIGHT?

THE REMIX.

SO, "TWINKLE, TWINKLE, TW‐‐"

E'ERY NIGHT.

♪♪ "HA‐A‐HA‐A‐H‐HOW I WONDER..." ♪♪

[ Voice breaking ] THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.

♪♪ "WHERE YOU ARE... ♪♪

♪♪ UH‐U‐UP ABOVE THE WORLD, SO HIGH" ♪♪

MISS HATTIE?

YEAH.

DO YOU SEE 898?

HOLD ON, BABE.

HE...

NO.

YES.

AND HE DOES THIS EVERY NIGHT?

EVERY NIGHT.

WITH NO GREASE?

DRY.

AND...

SAM TUCKS HIM IN?

YES, AND IT'S JUST SO WEIRD.

DAMN.

YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.

I KNOW.

MISS HATTIE. [ SIGHS ]

I JUST KNOW WE'RE NOT GONNA WORK OUT.

I KNOW IT. YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA TELL HIM.

WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.

WELL, I ALREADY THOUGHT OF SOMETHING.

AND WHAT IS THAT?

CAN YOU TALK TO DANNY FOR ME?

HOW MUCH YOU PAYING?

MISS HATTIE, PLEASE?

ALL RIGHT.

I'LL TALK TO HIM.

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Sam: GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK.

YEAH. WE DO.

HERE YOU GO, BABY.

THANK YOU, MAMA.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

AWW.

WHAT ABOUT ME?

I'M NOT FEEDING YOU, SAM.

WHY NOT?

[ CHUCKLES ] 'CAUSE THAT'S SOMETHING

YOU GOT TO TAKE UP WITH MY MAMA.

[ As Hattie ] TIME TO PAY THE WRINKLESTILTSKIN!

[ LAUGHS ]

DON'T DO THAT.

[ Normal voice ] YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST STOP EATING HERE.

AND YOU SHOULD PROBABLY START EATING ANYWHERE.

UNH‐UNH, D‐DON'T. DON'T.

DON'T DO THAT.

WHAT?

DON'T TALK TO HER ABOUT BEING THIN.

WHY NOT?

[ SCOFFS ]

'CAUSE, UH, YOU NOT EXACTLY...

...THICK.

WHAT?

THAT'S WHAT MY MAMA SAID.

WOMEN LOVE THE SAMSTER.

Y‐Y‐YOU KEEP SAYING THAT.

WELL, SAMSTER, WE NEED TO GET BACK TO WORK.

NO, YOU GO!

ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO.

SEE YOU LATER, LITTLE MONSTER.

MNH‐MNH. UNH‐UNH.

THAT PAT WAS A LITTLE HARD.

I DON'T LIKE HER RUBBING ON MY BABY.

DANNY!

DIDN'T I TELL YOU I NEEDED TO TALK TO DANNY?!

YES, MAMA.

WELL, WHAT THE HELL YOU LET HIM GO FOR?!

MAMA, HE HAS TO MAKE A LIVING.

AND YOU GONNA BE NEEDING TO MAKE A LIVING

SOMEWHERE IN THAT UNEMPLOYMENT LINE.

O‐O‐OKAY, WHAT IS IT?

I TOLD YOU I NEEDED Y'ALL TO TALK TO HIM!

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT TO TALK TO DANNY ABOUT?

Y'ALL NEED TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT SEX.

SAY WHAT?!

UM, MISS HATTIE, DANNY'S A GROWN MAN.

RIGHT.

I KNOW THAT.

LINDA AIN'T NEVER TALK TO THAT BOY ABOUT SEX, THOUGH.

WHAT?

YES, I DID.

NO, HELL, YOU DIDN'T.

YOU TOLD THAT BOY

BABY COMES FROM UNDERNEATH A TURNIP LEAF.

[ GASPS ]

AND THEY NEVER TURN UP.

WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN WHAT YOU WERE GONNA TELL HIM, MAMA.

WHICH WAS WHAT?

THAT BABIES COME FROM A MAN AND A WOMAN

BETWEEN TWO DUMPSTERS BEHIND A BAR

AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING AFTER TOO MUCH BROWN LIQUOR

ON TOP OF AN OLD, DIRTY MATTRESS.

YEAH. THAT WHERE YOU CAME FROM.

TELL ME AGAIN WHY WE NEED TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT SEX?

'CAUSE TROY SAY SHE AIN'T GETTING NONE.

[ ALL GASP ]

AW, HELL, NO.

AS FINE AS THAT GIRL IS?

I MEAN!

COME ON, CHURCH!

BROTHER, DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING.

BENEDICTION.

UH...

YOU ‐‐ YOU MEAN WHAT?

BABY, I WAS JUST DOING LIKE THE GOOD BOOK...

AND I WAS COMING INTO AGREEMENT WITH FLOYD.

MNH‐MNH.

WELL, AGREEMENT GONNA GET ME 5 TO 10.

YOU WANT ME TO HAVE YOUR BABY IN PRISON?

YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE JAIL, PHILIP?

NO, NO, HONEY, NO. I'M SORRY.

NO, I DON'T WANT TO GO SEE MY GRANDBABY BEHIND BARS.

IT'LL HAVE ON A LITTLE STRIPED SUIT.

A ONESIE.

LIKE HIS BIG BROTHER.

WELL, MAMA, TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT SHE SAID.

WELL, WHAT SHE SAID WAS

DANNY GO TO BED EVERY NIGHT WITH A ONESIE ON.

FOR REAL, A ONESIE?

NO.

YEAH. LIKE HIS BABY BROTHER.

SEE...

YOU RUINED THAT BOY.

IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT THAT

THAT JUST AIN'T QUITE RIGHT.

DON'T Y'ALL JUDGE MY BABY.

NO, PHILIP RIGHT ABOUT THAT.

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AND WHAT HE SAID WAS...

HE LIKES TO EAT CEREAL IN THE BED.

WELL, I MEAN, I KIND OF LIKE THAT.

THAT'S KIND OF FREAKY. [ CHUCKLES ]

THAT'S THE SAME THING I SAID, FLOYD.

WHAT?

THAT'S REAL GANGSTA TO ME.

AIN'T NOTHING LIKE A MAN

WITH A PAIR OF THOSE NICE BOOTS ON...

...EATING CEREAL IN THE BED.

SMOKING ONE OF THEM OLD...

PLAYING A LITTLE GANGSTER MUSIC.

PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.

DAMN, I MISS MALIK.

WHO THE HELL IS MALIK?

ONE OF DANNY'S FRIENDS FROM SCHOOL.

♪♪ THROW IT UP FOR THE YOUNG THUGS ♪♪

♪♪ THROW IT UP FOR THE REAL YOUNG THUGS ♪♪

WHAT IS THAT, THE CRIPPLE WALK?

[ LAUGHS ]

COME BACK, PEOPLE.

YEAH, THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL, THOUGH.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO TELL DANNY, MAMA?

Y'ALL BETTER TELL HIM TO GET ON THE BALL.

[ STAMMERS ] MAMA.

WHAT?

YOU WERE GONNA MAKE A DISGUSTING JOKE.

NO, I WASN'T.

BUT I WAS THINKING OF ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE OF 'EM.

ME TOO. ME TOO.

AIN'T NOBODY SAID NOTHING ABOUT NO BALL.

ALL RIGHT, MISS HATTIE, I'LL TALK TO HIM.

YEAH, AND ‐‐ AND I'LL TALK TO HIM, TOO.

NO, I GOT THIS, FLOYD.

YEAH, I THINK ‐‐ I THINK PHILIP IS QUALIFIED.

YEAH, AND ME BEING YOUR SECOND WIFE,

I THINK YOU ARE QUALIFIED.

HEY.

HEY.

I JUST SAW TROY GETTING ON A BUS,

AND SHE HAD A REALLY BIG SUITCASE WITH HER.

TOO LATE.

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