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DANNY... NO, MAMA.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD TALK TO ME LIKE THAT.

I'M TALKING TO ALL Y'ALL.

DANNY... WHAT?

SHE'S PREGNANT.

HER EARS AIN'T PREGNANT.

SHADE. DANNY!

NO, MOM. I'M SICK OF THIS.

Y'ALL NOT GONNA SIT AROUND AND TALK ABOUT HER

AND DOG HER OUT, YOU HEAR ME?

DANNY!

WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING OTHER THAN "DANNY?!"

MOM!

THAT'LL WORK.

DID Y'ALL HEAR ME?

OH, HELL, BOY, EVERYBODY HEARD YOU TRY TO BE IN A DEEP VOI'.

[ Deep voice ] YOU A MAN, NATCH.

GOOD.

I NEEDED TO BE SURE I WAS HEARD.

YOU WERE.

BABY...

NO, HONEY, I'M GONNA SAY THIS.

WATCH YOUR MOUTH, DANNY.

I'M GONNA SAY THIS AGAIN.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE CHOICES I'VE MADE,

THEN YOU DEAL WITH THEM.

NOW, COME ON, BABY. LET'S GO.

Drew: DANNY!

LET'S GO, BABY. DANNY! HEY!

SIT DOWN BEFORE WE PUT YOU DOWN.

DANNY!

IF YOU CAN'T ACCEPT TROY, THEN YOU CAN'T ACCEPT ME.

BABY ‐‐

GET IN THE CAR NOW.

OKAY.

D‐‐ YOU BETTER NOT.

WOW.

LITTLE ‐‐

DANNY!

...TOLD Y'ALL.

YEAH, HE DID.

MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY TO DO...BETTER?

"MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY TO DO...BETTER?"

NO, WE SHOULDN'T.

DREW SHOULD!

WHAT?!

YEAH, YOU NEED TO TRY AND TREAT HER BETTER!

ARE YOU REALLY SAYING THIS TO ME?

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LIVES WITH THEM.

SLEEPS IN THE BED BETWEEN THEM.

HE'S CAUSING ALL THE PROBLEMS.

I HAD HIM FIRST!

SAM!

LINDA, YOU ALL RIGHT, HONEY?

NO. PHILIP, I'M FURIOUS.

BABY ‐‐

NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE DANNY WOULD SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT.

THIS IS AWFUL. IT'S JUST AWFUL!

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WOW. [ SCOFFS ]

DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN?

RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES.

HE WENT OFF.

HE SURE DID.

I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM LIKE THAT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

BABY DANNY ‐‐ HE SURE MEANT THAT THING, DIDN'T HE?

THAT THING CAME FROM HIS GUT!

YES, HE DID.

YEAH, HE GOT Y'ALL TOLD.

YEAH, HE DID!

NICE TRY.

YOU WERE IN THE ROOM, TOO.

YEAH!

OKAY, EVERYBODY, LOOK.

WE JUST NEED TO JUST CALM DOWN, ALL RIGHT?

NO, PHILIP.

I DON'T THINK I CAN CALM ‐‐

I DON'T THINK I CAN CALM DOWN.

UH, BABY, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET UP, NEITHER.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

LOOK, LINDA...

NO.

MY SON JUST CUSSED ME OUT.

NO, HE DIDN'T CURSE YOU OUT, BABY.

YES, HE DID!

I THINK HE DID.

SAM. WHAT?

STOP IT. YOU HEARD IT.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ Deep voice ] "LET ME MAKE IT PLAIN FOR YOU, MAMA."

[ SAM LAUGHS ]

[ Deep voice ] "IF YOU CAN'T LOVE HER THE SAME WAY I DO..."

[ LAUGHS ]

OOH, THAT DANNY BE SO BAD!

[ LAUGHTER ]

OKAY, WELL, NOW, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE.

AH, THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.

YEAH, WELL, NOW I'M DEMANDING.

AND THAT GO FOR YOUR LITTLE NARROW ASS, TOO.

WELL, FINE.

YOU AND YOUR LITTLE MOTHBALL FRIENDS ARE KILLING ME ANYWAY.

AND YOU AND THAT BURFUME YOU GOT ON IS KILLING ME.

'CAUSE IT DAMN SURE AIN'T PERFUME.

[ Southern accent ] OH, NO, HONEY.

IT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT OF GARLIC.

I THINK IT'S DOING ITS JOB.

YOU SAY WHAT?

OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW?

GARLIC IS USED TO WARD OFF EVIL SPIRITS

AND DEMONS SUCH AS YOURSELF.

[ As Drew ] AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT MY SILVER BULLETS

WARDS OFF PEOPLES AND THANGS LIKE YOU?

NOW, GET THE HELL OUT AND GET TO STEPPING.

YOU'RE THE SILVER BULLET.

I CAN SEE THE 925.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ CHUCKLES ] COME ON, DREW.

POW! YOU DEAD, SAM.

[ HOWLS ]

BYE, BOO.

BYE.

All: EW.

GIRL, I DID NOT SEE HIM FOR YOU.

LINDA, HONEY, YOU ALL RIGHT?

HELL, NO, SHE AIN'T ALL RIGHT!

I JUST STILL CAN'T BELIEVE HE SPOKE TO ME LIKE THAT.

HELL, HE SHOULD HAVE!

NO, HE SHOULDN'T HAVE, MAMA.

YOU KNOW I'M NOT USED TO THAT.

[ FLOYD LAUGHS ]

AS CRAZY AS YOUR MAMA'S TALKED TO YOU LIKE THAT OVER THE YEARS?

YEAH, BUT WE'RE USED TO HER.

WH‐‐ HONEY?

Hattie: UH, FLIP?

DON'T GET FLIPPED.

WHAT IS IT, PHILIP?

WELL, HE'S RIGHT.

WHO'S RIGHT?

DANNY'S RIGHT.

OH, YEAH?

[ Singsong voice ] CAREFUL.

I KNOW.

HORMONES. [ Singsong voice ] HORMONES.

I KNOW.

NO, PHILIP, SPEAK YOUR MIND.

WELL, HONEY ‐‐

[ Normal voice ] DON'T DO IT.

FLOYD.

I'M JUST SAYING YOU'RE DEALING WITH A PREGNANT WOMAN.

SHE COULD BE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.

I HAVE TWO OTHER CHILDREN.

I THINK I KNOW HOW THIS GOES.

BUT YOU HAVEN'T HAD CHILDREN WITH A 40‐YEAR‐OLD.

STOP IT.

FINE.

WALK YOUR ASS INTO THAT LION'S DEN, DANIEL.

OKAY, HONEY, DANNY IS RIGHT ‐‐

PHILIP.

[ GROANS ]

YOU ABOUT TO GET CURSED OUT.

TWICE IN STEREO.

BY HER AND THAT BABE.

NO, PHILIP, JUST SAY WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY.

HONEY, DANNY IS RIGHT.

IT'S HIS LIFE AND HIS MARRIAGE,

AND WE NEED TO JUST STAY OUT OF IT.

AND THE VOLCANO ERUPTS.

OH, YEAH?

YEAH.

SO, IT'S OKAY...

FOR HIM TO SPEAK TO HIS MOTHER LIKE THAT?

WE TRIED TO TELL YOU, SPORT.

WELL, HE DIDN'T SAY ‐‐

I‐I DIDN'T THINK HE SAID ANYTHING REALLY THAT BAD.

OOH.

NOW HE'S STUTTERING.

AND HE GETS DUMBER.

YOU DIDN'T HEAR HIM?!

WE ALL HEARD HIM.

AND HE WAS YELLING AND CUSSING ME OUT!

HE WASN'T YELLING...

AND CUSSING YOU OUT.

YOU GONNA TELL ME I DIDN'T HEAR HIM SAY TO ME WHAT HE SAID TO ME

WHEN I HEARD HIM SAY IT TO ME WHEN HE SAID IT?!

AND THAT'S WHAT I HEARD?!

BABY, LOOK ‐‐

NO, NO, NO! DON'T YOU ‐‐ MNH.

DON'T YOU "BABY, LOOK" ME.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ‐‐ THAT YOU WOULD SPEAK TO ME LIKE THIS...

...AT A TIME IN MY LIFE LIKE THIS!

[ WHISTLES ]

PHILIP, YOU'RE WRONG!

YOU'RE WRONG, AND YOU'RE AWFUL!

YOU'RE AWFULLY FLIPPIN' WRONG, PHILIP!

OHH!

OH, OH!

WHAT WAS THAT?

[ Singsong voice ] HORMONES. [ Singsong voice ] HORMONES.

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OKAY, OKAY. THIS IS CRAZY.

MY LATE WIFE HAD TWO CHILDREN, AND SHE WAS PERFECTLY NORMAL.

OH.

THIS HORMONES THING Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT IS AN EXCUSE.

BOY, YOU CRAZY AS HELL!

YOU GO SOMEWHERE AND TRY TO HAVE A BABY.

LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU.

MM.

BOY, THEM HORMONES HAVE YOU JUST AS CRAZY AS A VEGETABLE.

I NEVER FORGET WHEN I WAS PREGNANT.

I MEAN, I WAS MEAN.

AND I AIN'T EVEN KNOW IT.

HELL, YOU MUST BE PREGNANT NOW.

SHH, FLOYD.

IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE HELL UP, I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU UP.

SO, YOU TELLING ME YOU WERE MEAN AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT?

NO, I WAS PREGNANT AND DIDN'T KNOW IT.

I'M GONNA GO HOME AND TALK TO HER.

OKAY, GREAT.

JUST REMEMBER ‐‐

THE CRAZY WOMAN THAT JUST LEFT HERE

IS NOT GONNA BE THE SAME ONE YOU GOING HOME TO.

STOP.

MY WIFE AIN'T CRAZY.

OKAY.

OKAY, GREAT.

FLOYD?

YUP.

HE 'BOUT TO GO GET HIS FEELINGS HURT.

BIG TIME.

[ CLATTERING, CAT YOWLS ]

HONEY?

OH!

HEY, BABE.

[ SIGHS ] HEY.

COME ON IN. [ CHUCKLES ]

OKAY.

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

BUT I N‐‐

YEAH.

HOW ARE YOU?

I'M OUTSTANDING.

THANKS. [ CHUCKLES ]

REALLY?

YEAH. SIT DOWN.

HAVE A SEAT.

OKAY. RELAX.

YOU HUNGRY?

YEAH.

YOU COOKING?

I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR FAVORITE DINNER.

OKAY.

BABE, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?

YEAH.

HMM?

LET ME SHOW YOU.

HUH?

I MADE ‐‐

WHAT ARE...? I WAS...

JUST ‐‐ LOCK.

JUST...

JUST CHECKING IT. [ CLEARS THROAT ]

OKAY, WELL, COME HERE.

I MADE YOU FRESH‐BREWED ICED TEA.

REALLY?

YE‐YEAH.

THIS IS ‐‐ WOW.

OH, IT'S ‐‐

IT'S COLD.

I PUT ICE CUBES IN IT.

TRY IT.

IS IT HERBAL?

TRY IT.

I‐I CAN'T.

LET ME HELP YOU. OOH, OOH.

[ CHUCKLES ]

MMM!

[ CHUCKLES ]

I KNOW.

[ SIGHS ]

[ COUGHS, SIGHS ]

OH!

[ COUGHS ]

IT'S GOOD.

OOH. OOH.

SIT DOWN. PUT YOUR FEET UP. RELAX.

OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ]

ALL RIGHT. YEAH.

PUT YOUR FEET UP. RELAX.

OKAY.

BOO, HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 'CAUSE...

I'M GOOD. I'M GOOD.

AND YOU?

OH. [ CHUCKLES ] I'M OUTSTANDING.

JUST GONNA GET DINNER STARTED.

REALLY? YEAH.

YOU WANT TO HELP?

YOU WANT TO HELP ME CUT UP SOME CHICKEN?

CHICKEN.

I'M ‐‐ I'M ‐‐ I'M ‐‐ I'M GONNA LET YOU DO THAT.

I'M GONNA LET YOU...

I'M NOT ‐‐ I DON'T DO THAT GOOD.

UH...

I'M GONNA ‐‐ I NEED TO MAKE A CALL.

OH, WELL, WELL, I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET MY KNIFE BACK, THEN.

HUH? SOME CHICKEN.

EXCUSE ME.

I'M GONNA MAKE A CALL.

OKAY, GREAT.

[ Dialing ]

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

[ GROANS ] HELLO?

MAMA HATTIE?

Yeah, babe. That's me.

HELP ME.

WHAT WRONG, BABY?

NO, IT AIN'T MY GRANDBABY, IS IT?!

SOMETHING HAPPEN TO HIM?!

WHY?!

AIN'T NOTHING WRONG.

IT'S ‐‐ IT'S LINDA BEING NICE.

OH, I TOLD YOU IT WERE GONNA HAPPEN.

WH‐WHAT DO I DO?

OH, JUST GO ALONG WITH IT, BABY.

IT'LL CHANGE IN 30 SECONDS.

REALLY?

Yeah.

JUST LIKE THE WIND.

WHAT?

Yeah.

PHILIP!

HANG UP THE DAMN PHONE.

WHAT YOU DOING ON THE PHONE?!

UH...

HANG UP THE DAMN PHONE, BOY!

GIVE ME THE PHONE.

Philip...

HANG UP THE PHONE.

MAMA?

HEY, BABY.

WHAT ARE Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT?

WE TALKING ABOUT HOW PRETTY YOUR COMPLEXION HAS BEEN

SINCE YOU GOT PREGNANT.

You must be using some cream or some oatmeal or something.

ARE Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT DANNY?

NO!

AIN'T NOBODY TALKING ABOUT DANNY.

PHILIP? HMM?

Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT DANNY?

NO, MA'AM. OH, SO ‐‐ SO WE LYING NOW?

THAT'S WHAT WE DO?

We're liars? We're lying. We lie? That's what we do?

NO, NO. HERE.

OH!

WHY THE HELL YOU DIDN'T HANG UP THE DAMN PHONE?!

WHY YOU DIDN'T HANG UP THE DAMN PHONE?!

SHE'D HAVE SWORE UP AND DOWN YOU WERE TALKING TO ANOTHER WOMAN.

LINDA KNOW ME BETTER THAN THAT.

SHE'D HAVE SWORE YOU WERE TALKING TO YOUR LATE WIFE.

MY LATE WIFE IS DEAD.

She don't know nothing 'bout all that.

BABY, THEM HORMONES GOT HER CRAZY AS A VEGETABLE.

WHAT?! Now, Flip...

YOUR WORD FOR THE DAY IS "AGREE."

HUH?

JUST REPEAT AFTER ME.

OKAY.

Uh... UH...

...GREE.

...GREE.

Again. OH.

OH! OH!

OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH!

PHILIP, WHY YOU STILL ON THE PHONE?!

FLIP, SHE CLAPPING.

HANG UP THE DAMN PHONE.

I'M OFF.

I'M OFF.

PHILIP...

YES, MA'AM?

WE WANTED Y'ALL TO COME IN THE HOUSE SO WE CAN TALK TO YOU.

CAN YOU COME ON IN THE HOUSE, PHILIP?

OKAY.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

PHILIP.

HUH?

COME ON IN, NOW.

CAN ‐‐ CAN WE LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN?

[ CHUCKLES ] SO SILLY.

HAVE A SEAT.

LET'S TALK.

[ CHUCKLES ]

SIT DOWN, PHILIP.

I WANT TO SIT ON THAT SIDE.

I NEED YOU TO SIT HERE.

DON'T I?

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

SO, LOOK...

...I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT DANNY.

YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT DANNY.

RIGHT, 'CAUSE HE WAS WRONG,

AND ‐‐ AND HE WAS WRONG.

AND HE SHOULDN'T ‐‐ [ SCOFFS ]

HE WAS WRONG.

RIGHT.

AND ‐‐ AND HE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT.

HE SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU LIKE THAT.

OH...

AND THAT GIRL'S NO GOOD FOR HIM.

SHE'S GONNA BREAK HIS HEART AND ‐‐ AND THEN HURT HIM.

AND ‐‐ AND THEN SHE GONNA HURT HIM, I'M GONNA HURT HER.

EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM, THOUGH.

AND YOU SHOULD.

I KNOW.

I AM.

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HMM.

BABY, THANK YOU FOR BEING SO SWEET

AND KIND AND UNDERSTANDING.

OH.

YOU ARE THE BEST. YOU'RE THE BEST, BABE.

[ CHUCKLES ] NO!

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU ARE.

NO, YOU'RE THE BEST.

NO, YOU ARE. YOU'RE THE BEST.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU ARE.

[ CHUCKLES ] THAT LITTLE HEIFER IS WRONG FOR HIM. I CAN'T STAND HER.

I KNOW SHE GONNA HURT HIM. I'M GONNA HURT HER.

I'M TELLING YOU, I'M GONNA HURT HER.

OKAY.

YOU RIGHT.

YOU WANT SOME RICE?

YOU GONNA COOK IT?

I SAID, "DID YOU WANT SOME RICE?" I DIDN'T SAY ‐‐ YEAH, I'M GONNA ‐‐

WHY YOU ASK ME IF I'M GONNA COOK THE RICE?

YEAH, I'M GONNA ‐‐ I SAID, "DO YOU WANT RICE,"

NOT "DO YOU WANT ME TO COOK RICE?" "DO YOU WANT ‐‐"

I SAID, "DO YOU WANT RICE?"

ANSWER THAT QUESTION.

"DO YOU WANT RICE?" YES?

NO? UM...

IS IT BROWN?

BABY, I'LL MAKE ANY KIND OF RICE YOU WANT.

[ CHUCKLES ] YOU JUST STAY RIGHT HERE.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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