Original subtitles

[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

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TREY!

I MEAN, TROY! [ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT UP, DAWG? HEY.

ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH, I'M FINE.

ARE YOU SURE? YEAH.

OKAY, COOL, PLAYA.

WELL, KEEP IT MOVIN', PIMP, AND DO WHAT YOU DO.

[ SIGHS ] WAIT.

WHY ARE YOU SITTING OUT HERE?

I'M FINE, DREW.

ARE YOU CRYING.

NO. OH, MY GOSH, TROY.

YOU FINNA TO HAVE YOU A LITTLE BABY DADDY.

NO, DREW.

WHOO!

'CAUSE THAT WAS JUST GONNA DO ME IN.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHY WOULD THAT DO YOU IN, DREW?

NOTHING.

NO, SAY WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, DREW.

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.

TELL ME.

WHATCHA TALKIN' 'BOUT, TROY?

YOU'VE BEEN MAD AT ME EVER SINCE I MARRIED DANNY.

NO, I HAVEN'T.

YES, YOU HAVE. YOU BARELY EVEN SPEAK TO ME.

GIRL, I AIN'T EVEN TALK TO YOU WHEN WE WERE KIDS.

YOU KNOW I ALWAYS HATED YOU.

THAT'S HOW WE USED TO PLAY.

THAT WAS OUR THING.

YOU KNOW.

I SEE.

NO, WAIT. I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.

NO, YOU MEANT EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID.

NO, I DIDN'T. YES, YOU DID.

NO, I DIDN'T. YES, YOU DID, GIRL.

NO, I DIDN'T. I DIDN'T.

[ CHUCKLES ] THEY CRAZY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY EVERYBODY HATES ME.

EVERYONE ‐‐ WHO'S EVERYBODY, TROY?

YOU, SAM, HIS FAMILY.

OH, WELL,

[CHUCKLES] MAMA HATTIE IS JUST A REALLY HATEFUL INDIVIDUAL.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ SIGHS ]

SHE ACTUALLY LIKES ME.

WHAT?!

THAT BACKSTABBING MOTHER OF MOTHS.

WOW, SURPRISING. THAT'S AMAZING.

SHE DOESN'T LIKE ANYBODY.

REALLY?

YEAH. NEGRO, YOU MADE IT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OKAY, LOOK, I DON'T THINK YOU'VE TAKEN THE TIME TO PROCESS

THAT THIS IS REALLY HARD ON EVERYBODY.

WHY?

WELL, FIRST OF ALL, BABY BOO,

DANNY WAS WAITING FOR ME AT THE DOOR.

THAT DOOR.

I MEAN, WE ALL JUST REALLY LOVE HIM.

WELL, IS THAT ANY REASON FOR YOU GUYS TO TREAT ME THE WAY YOU DO?

HELL, YEAH.

DREW!

LOOK, WE'RE ALL JUST REALLY PROTECTIVE OVER DANNY

AND HIS PRETTY EYELASHES

AND HIS [CHUCKLES] MOCHA‐CHOCA‐LATTE SKIN,

[CHUCKLES] AND HIS MUSCLES AND THAT ASS.

THAT ASS!

[ CHUCKLES ]

DREW...

BUT THAT ASS, THOUGH.

YOU SEE?

THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO. THERE YOU GO.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH DANNY.

WITH DANNY? NO, GIRL.

PLEASE. UNH. [ CHUCKLES ] MM.

YEAH. I SEE IT NOW.

YOU GUYS ARE ALL AGAINST ME.

NO. TREY, WAIT.

I MEAN, TREVOR. I MEAN ‐‐

WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD.

[ CHUCKLES ]

ADAM'S APPLE!

DIDN'T THINK I WOULD CATCH IT, DID YOU?

LOOK, YOU'RE ‐‐ YOU'RE LIKE MY ‐‐ MY COUSIN.

I'M SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT YOU, RIGHT?

MM‐HMM,

BUT YOU SURE HAVE A STRANGE WAY OF TREATING ME, COUSIN.

WELL, I'M STILL WAITING ON A BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

THAT FOREHEAD OF YOURS...

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[ HIP‐HOP MUSIC PLAYS ]

HUP! [ TV SHUTS OFF ]

HEY, SAM.

HEY, JUST WATCHING, UH...ATHLETICS.

IS DANNY HOME?

NOPE.

YOU JUST GONNA... SIT RIGHT HERE?

YEAH, I HAVE SOME WORK TO DO.

LOOKS LIKE YOUR WORK'S BEEN DOING YOU.

SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT IN DANNY'S ROOM?

YOU DO KNOW I LIVE HERE NOW, SAM.

[ LAUGHS ]

YEAH. I KNOW.

SO, I SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO SIT HERE.

WELL...

TECHNICALLY...

I BOUGHT THIS SOFER.

OKAY.

YOU REALLY WANT DANNY TO WALK IN ON THIS?

IT CAN GO HIGHER.

IT STAYS UP ON ITS OWN.

FINE. I WILL SIT HERE.

WELL, AND...

I PAID... FOR THIS STOOL.

THESE CAN GO LOWER.

FINE, SAM. WHERE SHOULD I SIT?

YOU SHOULD STAND.

SAM.

NO, REALLY.

YOU KNOW, IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR LOWER‐BACK MUSCLES.

HOW DO YOU THINK I CAN GET MY LEG

TO GO ALL THE WAY BACK LIKE THAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I KNOW WHAT.

YOU SHOULD GO TO DANNY'S ROOM.

YOU DO KNOW THAT DANNY'S ROOM IS NOW OUR ROOM.

I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?

YEAH!

IT'LL ALWAYS... BE LITTLE DANNY'S ROOM...

TO ME.

SAID TO MYSELF.

[ CHUCKLES ] MAN...

[ TV TURNS ON ]

EVERYBODY'S CHEATING ON BRAD!

[ REMOTE CLICKS ] UH, AND GOAL!

[ DOOR CLOSES, TELEVISION SHUTS OFF ]

HEY, SAM. HEY.

IS DANNY HERE?

NOPE.

I NEED TO TALK TO HIM.

ABOUT WHAT?

I NEED TO TALK TO HIM.

WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE HERE TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT HER.

ABOUT WHO? TROY.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHO I WANT TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT.

OH.

I DON'T ‐‐ YOUR BABY'S KICKING.

I‐I‐I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOOD FOR THE BABY.

[ CHUCKLES ] OR MY HAND.

WAIT.

THIS JUST IN, YOU HAVE A VERY HEALTHY BOY.

VERY HEALTHY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

IF YOU'RE HERE TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT TROY, PLEASE.

WELL, WHY DO YOU LOOK SO FRUSTRATED?

BECAUSE...[ SIGHS ]

SHE MAKES ME THIS WAY.

REALLY?

YES.

HUH. WELL, WHAT IS SHE DOING?

WELL, SHE ‐‐ SHE ‐‐ IT'S ‐‐ SHE ‐‐ YOU KNOW,

AND [MUTTERS] ‐‐ WHO KN‐‐ AND THEN ‐‐ UGH.

KIND OF NICE.

BUT THEN SHE'S JUST ‐‐ SHE'S SO ANNOYING!

OH. IS SHE?

YES!

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I STILL CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE HE MARRIED HER.

ME, EITHER. AND AFTER ONE DATE?!

RIGHT!

YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY.

DON'T BUY THE COW WHEN YOU COULD JUST PUMP THE MILK, SPORT!

RIGHT. EXACTLY.

FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.

WAIT.

WHAT?

SHUT UP, SAM.

I'M SERIOUS, SPORT.

WELL, I DON'T AGREE WITH THAT LAST PART, SPORT.

WELL, YOU WOULD IF PHILIP WOULDN'T HAVE GONE

AND MARRIED HIMSELF A ‐‐

BOY, YOU CALL ME A COW...

AND I WILL MILK YOU FOR FREE.

YOU ARE SO KINKY!

AND VIOLENT.

YUP.

JUST LIKE YOUR MAMA.

JUST LIKE HER.

AND YOU'RE PREGNANT.

WHICH MEANS I HAVE THE STRENGTH OF TWO HATTIE MAE OFFSPRING.

OKAY.

OKAY, WELL, DANNY IS NOT HERE.

WELL, CALL HIM. I DID.

HE'S NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS. WHY NOT?

'CAUSE HE ONLY ANSWERS HER CALLS.

IS THAT WHY HE'S NOT ANSWERING MY CALL?

YOU GUESSED IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS IS NOT GOING ON.

YEAH, OH, IT'S GOING ON!

WELL, IS SHE HERE?

YEAH! WELL, HAVE HER CALL HIM.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HER.

YEAH, WELL, I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HER, EITHER.

YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE HER.

BUT WHY NOT?

'CAUSE SHE'S NOT RIGHT FOR DANNY.

WELL, I'M NOT GONNA TALK TO HER.

WELL, WHY NOT? 'CAUSE I FEEL THE SAME WAY.

YOU DON'T LIKE HER, EITHER?

I DON'T THINK SHE'S RIGHT FOR DANNY, EITHER.

SO WE AGREE.

WE AGREE THAT WE BOTH NOT GONNA TALK TO HER.

YUP.

SO, I'LL JUST HAVE TO STAY HERE

AND WAIT TILL DANNY GETS HOME.

YUP.

NOPE.

YOU SURE YOU WANT TO WAIT HERE?

YEAH, I'M ‐‐ I'M POSITIVE, SAM.

NOW MOVE. I WANT TO LAY DOWN.

NO, NO, NO. I WANT TO LAY DOWN.

I WANT TO LAY DOWN. MOVE.

OKAY, OKAY. GEEZ.

I DON'T WANT BOTH OF YOU TO KICK ME.

I'LL TRY AND I'LL CALL HIM AGAIN.

THANK YOU.

NO NEED TO.

HEY, TROY.

DON'T "HEY, TROY" ME.

EXCUSE ME?

[ Mockingly ] "EXCUSE ME?"

[ Normal voice ] YOU TWO SIT HERE

AND YOU TALK ABOUT ME LIKE A DOG BEHIND MY BACK?

NO, UNH. NO, UNH.

[ Mockingly ] "NO, UNH. NO, UNH."

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS.

[ STAMMERS ]

ME ‐‐ ME, TOO!

WH‐WHERE'S SHE GOING?

I‐I‐I ‐‐

I DON'T KNOW.

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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

HEY.

HEY. [ CLEARS THROAT ]

YOU'RE WORKING LATE.

YEAH, YEAH.

YOU KNOW, UH...

MAKE THIS MONEY FOR US, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

MAKE THAT MONEY.

OKAY.

WHAT'S WRONG?

NUH‐TIN'.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE TIRED AND HEADED HOME.

I WAS.

THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?

NO REASON.

[ SIGHS ] TROY...

YOUR MAMA, SAM, AND THAT DAMN DREW!

I LIKE WHEN YOU GET GHETTO, BUT PUMP THE BRAKES.

THEY ALL GANGIN' UP ON ME.

WHAT HAPPENED?

[ Sweetly ] WELL, THEY'RE ONLY NICE TO ME WHEN YOU'RE AROUND.

WHAT?

YES.

MY MAMA, TOO?

[ Normal voice ] ESPECIALLY ‐‐

MM‐HMM. MM.

[ Sweetly ] SHE THINKS I'M THE DEVIL.

AND SHE THINKS I WANT TO TAKE YOU AWAY FROM THEM.

WELL, MY GRANDMOTHER LIKES YOU.

BUT SHE'S THE ONLY ONE.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I LOVE YOU.

I KNOW THAT, DANNY.

AND I'M SICK OF THIS.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO‐O‐O‐O‐O?

STOP.

COME ON.

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

I'M CALLING A FAMILY MEETING.

WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS.

DANNY, ARE YOU SURE?

YEAH. NOW COME ON. GET YOUR ASS IN THE CAR NOW.

COME ON. OKAY.

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK LIKE THIS, DANNY.

[ Deep voice ] IT'S DANIEL.

[ LAUGHS ] WHOO!

THAT VERONICA!

I LOVE THAT VERONICA!

[ CHUCKLES ] SHE MY TYPE OF GIRL.

YOU A BAD ‐‐ SHUT YO' MOUTH.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

[ TELEVISION SHUTS OFF ] WHO IS IT?

Floyd: IT'S US.

DO "US" HAVE A LAST NAME?

YES, OPEN THE DAMN DOOR, FAMILY.

I KNOW THEM.

WE AIN'T OPENING THAT DOOR. NAH.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT FAMILY.

Linda: MAMA!

WHAT?!

OPEN THE DOOR.

WHY?

BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT AND I'M TIRED.

WELL, BABY, DON'T YOU FEEL BAD.

THEY DIDN'T OPEN THE DOOR

FOR THE DEAR LORD LITTLE BABY JESUS, EITHER.

Sam: I GOT THIS.

[ Singsong voice ] MISS HATTIE!

SAM?!

IN THE FLESH, BOO.

I AIN'T OPENING THAT DOOR, NEITHER.

I'M SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SAM.

I AIN'T OPENING THAT DOOR, SAM.

I AIN'T GONNA BEAR TO DO IT.

IT HURT TO MY HEART TO SEE YOU STANDING OUTSIDE THAT DOOR, SAM.

WHAT?!

WHAT THE HELL?!

I JUST HEARD YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT DOOR!

I CAME THROUGH THE WINDOW.

PREGNANT AND ALL?

HELL, YEAH.

BABY, YOU JUST LIKE YOUR MAMA.

WHEN I WAS PREGNANT WITH YOU AND YOUR DADDY WIFE CAME HOME...

...I DID A BELLY FLOP RIGHT OFF THAT SECOND FLOOR.

BUT, MAMA, I THOUGHT YOU WERE M‐‐

DON'T WORRY 'BOUT ALL THAT.

THANK YOU. HI.

HEY.

HEY, HATEFUL.

HEY.

OOH, BABY, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FIT ‐‐

CLIMBED THROUGH THAT WINDOW.

YOU 'BOUT TO FIT THROUGH THAT WINDOW.

UH, WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING HERE?

WHOO.

DANNY CALLED US.

WHAT THE HELL THAT GOT TO DO WITH ME?

'CAUSE HE WANTED TO HAVE A FAMILY MEETING.

NOW I'M REALLY CONFUSED.

ABOUT WHAT, MAMA?

WHY THE HELL ARE Y'ALL HERE?

LISTEN, I KNOW HE CALLED US OVER HERE TO TALK ABOUT THAT...TROY.

I'M SURE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.

AND HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE 'BOUT IT?

BECAUSE SHE WAS AT THE APARTMENT CRYING EARLIER OR WHATEVER.

[ CHUCKLES ]

UGH.

SHE ALWAYS WHINING ABOUT SOMETHING.

RIGHT?

WELL, I GUESS SO. YOU TREAT HER LIKE HELL!

WELL, I HAVE NEVER.

WELL, I HAVE NEVER, TOO.

MAMA... YOU DO!

LISTEN, ALL I KNOW IS

MY SON BETTER NOT HAVE CALLED ME ALL THE WAY OVER HERE

TO TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT GIRL.

NO.

YOUR SON CALLED YOU ALL THE WAY OVER HERE...

TO CUSS THAT ASS OUT.

MY DANNY WOULD NEVER.

I DON'T KNOW.

[ Effeminately ] HE GETS PRETTY SENSITIVE ABOUT HER.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS IS GONNA BE SO INTERESTING TO WATCH,

I'M GONNA GET ME SOME POPCORN.

DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR ASS IN MY KITCHEN!

ALREADY SMELL LIKE DEAD ASS IN THERE ALREADY.

WELL, IT'S GONNA BE YO'INS THAT'S IN THERE.

YO'INS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WELL, DANNY CAN'T BE MAD AT ME.

I'M TELLING THE TRUTH. HE DOESN'T KNOW HER.

WELL, YOU DIDN'T KNOW FLIP, EITHER,

BEFORE YOU FLIPPED YOUR LEGS UP IN THE AIR.

All: BOO‐YAH!

MAMA!

WHAT?

OH, UGH, HELL, GIRL.

EVERYBODY KNOW THAT.

Y'ALL GOT THE PROOF RIGHT THERE.

THE PROOF IS ALWAYS IN THE PUDDING.

AND THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF DAMN PUDDING RIGHT THERE.

THAT PUDDING 'BOUT TO POP RIGHT THERE.

HEY, SPEAKING OF POPPING,

I DON'T THINK YOU WANT HER WATER TO BREAK AGAIN.

DUDE, PLEASE.

DON'T SCARE US LIKE THAT NO MORE.

HEY, FAMILY.

HEY.

HEY, BABY DANIEL.

HEY, DANNY.

HI. DANNY.

MAMA, YOU DON'T SEE TROY?

I SAID, "HEY."

NO, YOU DIDN'T.

HERE COME THE CUSSIN'.

SAY, "HI."

HI, TROY.

HI. THANK YOU.

DANNY, WHAT IS THIS ABOUT? I NEED TO GO HOME.

SHE'S ABOUT TO GET CUSSED ALL THE WAY OUT.

NO, IT'S OKAY, UNCLE FLOYD. SIT DOWN, BABY.

MAMA, YOU'RE NOT GONNA MOVE YOUR FOOT?

GO ON AND MOVE THEM DAMN PLANKS OUT THE WAY!

LIKE YOU FINNA GO SKIING.

[ SAM GRUNTS ]

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT TROY.

GO AHEAD, BABY DANIEL.

SPEAK YO' MIND, BABY DANIEL.

I WILL.

NOW, THIS IS MY WIFE, AND I'M SICK OF THIS.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

SHUT THE HELL UP, LINDA!

I DIDN'T ‐‐

MAMA, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

YEAH, BUT I SEE YOUR TONGUE BACK AND TRYIN' TO TWIST UP

AND SAY SOMETHING.

NOW, LOOK, MAMA. I'M GROWN.

AND THIS IS NOT HAPPENING.

YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT HER.

DANNY ‐‐ I'M TALKING NOW.

GO AHEAD, BABY DANIEL.

YOU TALK ALL YOU WANT TO TALK, BABY DANIEL.

NOW, THIS IS MY WIFE, AND I LOVE HER.

AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.

AND IF Y'ALL CAN'T LOVE HER THE SAME WAY I DO,

THEN WE WON'T BE A PART OF THIS FAMILY.

YOU GOT ME?

I SAID, "YOU GOT ME?"

YOU GOT ME?! DO YOU GOT ME?!

DO YOU GOT DANNY?! DO YOU GOT DANNY?!

DO YOU GOT DANNY?!

I GOT YOU, DANNY!

GO AHEAD, BABY DANIEL, 'CAUSE I GOT YO' BACK!

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I WAS TALKING TO YOU, MAMA.

YES, DANNY.

[ SCOFFS ] YOU CHANGE YOUR TONE THEN, DID YOU?

AND, SAM, SHE CAN SIT ANYWHERE SHE WANTS TO

IN THAT DAMN APARTMENT.

THAT'S MY STUFF, TOO.

YEAH! GET SOME!

WAIT. YOU DIDN'T PAY ME ‐‐

YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID.

SURE THING, BUDDY.

AND, DREW...

JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND.

I'M LOOKING IN MY PURSE,

TRYING TO FIND A "I DON'T GIVE A‐‐"

WHOA!

BUT I WILL ADMIT ‐‐

YOUR ATTEMPT AT DOING A DEEP VOICE IS TURNING ME ON.

[ CHUCKLES ] I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GOT WAXED, Y'ALL.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WELL, GET TURNED OFF,

'CAUSE THE ONLY ASS I'M WAXING IS RIGHT OVER HERE.

OOH.

LOCKING EYES WITH SAM.

NO, MY WIFE.

ANYBODY GOT ANYTHING TO SAY?!

SPEAK NOW, FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE!

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