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♪♪♪♪
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Y'ALL GOT
SOME STICKY‐ASS TAPE.
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OH.
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THANK YOU, GUYS, SO MUCH
FOR HELPING ME PAINT.
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IT LOOKS NICE.
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OH, YOU'RE WELCOME,
DAD!
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I GOT YA.
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I TOLD YOU
NOT TO DO THAT.
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BUT I GOT TO SAY, UH...
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LOOKS NICE!
WHAT THE...?
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HA HA HA HA!
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I GOT YOU!
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DON'T YOU EVER...
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DO THAT AGAIN.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I THINK IT LOOKS REALLY GREAT,
TOO, PHILIP.
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THANK YOU.
WELCOME.
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SO, UH, WHEN ALL THE FURNITURE
GONNA GET HERE?
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WELL, IT SHOULD BE HERE
ANY MINUTE.
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THAT'S WHY I PUT A RUSH
ON THINGS.
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OH, OKAY.
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OOH,
AND WHAT DID YOU ORDER?
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ACTUALLY,
I DIDN'T ORDER ANYTHING.
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LINDA ORDERED EVERYTHING.
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Together:
OOH! OOH! OOH!
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OOH! OOH! OOH!
OOH! OOH! OOH!
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WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?!
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EVERYTHING?
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YES, EVERYTHING.
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WHY THE HELL
WOULD YOU LET HER DO THAT?
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BECAUSE THIS WILL SOON BE
HER HOME.
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OH...AND?!
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I WANT HER
TO BE COMFORTABLE.
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FLIP, FLIP, FLIP...
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[ SIGHS ]
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I KNOW, PHILIP,
DAMN IT ‐‐ RIGHT.
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YOU DON'T NEVER LET
NO WOMAN
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THAT YOU AIN'T
NEVER SEEN DECORATE
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DECORATE YOUR WHOLE HOUSE.
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LOOK, I'M SURE
IT WILL BE FINE, OKAY?
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[ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT.
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I'M SURE IT WILL BE
JUST FINE.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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HMM.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WELL, MY MOM HAS
SOME STRANGE TASTES.
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OH, REALLY? HOW SO?
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SHE LIKES ODD COLORS.
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YEAH, LIKE FUCHSIAS
AND PINKS.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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OKAY.
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TANGERINES
AND SPRAY TANS.
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I DIDN'T KNOW
SPRAY TAN WAS A COLOR.
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[ CHUCKLES ] WHAT OTHER COLORS
DOES SHE LIKE?
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UM...
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WATERMELON.
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SURF...BOARD.
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GRAINING ON THAT.
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[ GIGGLES ]
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STOP IT.
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OOH! OOH!
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STOP IT. STOP!
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DON'T MAKE
THAT FACE!
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UH‐UH!
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STOP IT RIGHT NOW!
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SORRY, IT UH...
REALLY GETS ME GOING.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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LOOK, I'M SURE WHATEVER
SHE PICKED, IT'LL BE FINE.
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
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JUST LET THE WOMAN
FEEL COMFORTABLE.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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[ LAUGHS ]
MUST BE IT NOW.
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CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE THIS.
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HELLO.
HI.
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HOW ARE YOU?
ALL RIGHT.
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YEAH, FURNITURE
FOR LINDA?
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YES, BRING IT
RIGHT ON IN.
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BRING IT IN, GUYS.
[ CHUCKLING ]
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Floyd: OH!
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OOH‐WHEE! OH!
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OOH!
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Drew:
IN THIS HOUSE?
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OOH.
OH.
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MMM!
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♪♪♪♪
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I TRIED TO WARN YOU!
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WHAT THE HELL?!
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MM‐HMM!
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FLOYD?
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HELL,
DON'T, "FLOYD," ME.
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DAMN! MY MAMA REALLY
WENT THERE, DIDN'T SHE?
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YEP. TO INFINITY
AND TOO LIGHT YEARS BEYOND.
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DID Y'ALL SEE
THIS CHAIR?
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YEAH, WHAT COLOR
IS THAT?
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WATERMELON.
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THIS IS AWFUL,
THIS SH‐‐
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MM. MM.
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THIS CAN'T STAY HERE.
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THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU THAT YOU
NEEDED SOME INPUT ON THIS SH‐‐
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MM! MM!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD ON.
LET ME...
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CAN YOU TURN
THIS SOFA OFF.
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I'VE BEEN LOOKING
FOR A SWITCH.
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
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WELL, UH [CHUCKLES]
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JUST LOOK ON
THE BRIGHT SIDES.
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SIDE.
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HELL, EVERYWHERE
IS THE BRIGHT SIDE.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING!
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OH, YOU BEST BELIEVE IT.
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HEY, SAM, WHY DON'T YOU
SAVE SOME OF YOUR MONEY
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AND, UH, LAY OUT
AND GET A TAN?
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YOU GONNA HAVE TO HAVE
SOME SPF
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JUST TO SIT HERE
IN HIS LIVING ROOM.
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STOP IT.
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OH, LOOK, NOW, DON'T TRY
AND TAKE UP FOR YOU MAMA,
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'CAUSE YOU KNOW
THIS IS HIDEOUS.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
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WE JUST HAVE TO GIVE IT
A CHANCE.
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NOW, COME ON,
LET'S ‐‐ LET'S SIT.
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ON IT?
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YES.
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[ SCOFFS ] OKAY.
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THAT WILL BURN!
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NO, IT WON'T.
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NOW, COME ON, LET'S ‐‐
LET'S SIT.
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WE CAN'T JUST
SIT ON IT.
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I AIN'T SCARED
OF NO COUCH.
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[ GRUNTS ]
OOH!
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YOU OKAY?
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YEAH,
SOLAR FLARE GOT ME.
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SEE?
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IT'S COMFORTABLE.
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WELL, KIND OF.
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YOU KNOW DAMN WELL
THIS COUCH AIN'T COMFORTABLE.
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IT'S DRYING ALL THE MOISTURE
OUT OF ME. I'M ASHY.
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I KNOW.
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MY ASS IS BURNING.
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IT'S NOT HOT.
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YES,
THE HELL IT IS!
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THIS IS A DISASTER.
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WHAT HELL
ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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HELL, I DON'T KNOW.
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OOH!
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WHAT?
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DID YOU JUST SQUIRT ME
WITH THE WATERMELON?
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THAT MUCH JUICE,
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YOU MUST HAVE SAT
ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE RIND.
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YOU CAN'T KEEP IT.
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WHY NOT?
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LOOK AT IT.
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IT'S BURNING OUR RETINAS.
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IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
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DANNY...
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SNAP OUT OF IT.
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OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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YOU SEE?!
YEAH.
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PHILIP, YOU GOT TO ‐‐
MNH‐MNH
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YOU GOT THEM BIG SUN SHADES
FOR EYELASHES
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AND YOU CAN'T SEE
WHO THIS IS?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M WITH DANNY.
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IT'S NOT SO BAD.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
NICE TRY, FLIP. [ CHUCKLES ]
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MAYBE MY KIDS
WILL LIKE IT.
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SURE...
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IF THEY LIVE
IN A COLORING BOOK.
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I'M JUST GONNA DO MY BEST
WITH IT.
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT, DAD.
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THAT'S THE SPIRIT
THAT'S GONNA GET YOU IN HELL.
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YOU KNOW, I'VE HEARD
THAT SOME THINGS JUST
HAVE TO GROW ON YOU,
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AND I'M JUST GONNA LET THIS
GROW ON ME.
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YEAH,
THAT'S CALLED SKIN CANCER.
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FROM TOO MUCH SOF‐‐ SUN.
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YEAH, AND ALL OF YOU GUYS
ARE GONNA HAVE IT
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IF YOU DON'T GET AWAY
FROM THAT THING.
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OH, HELL!
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THIS IS AWFUL.
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DREW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
WHAT DO I SAY?
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I WOULD TELL YOU
WHAT TO SAY TO LINDA,
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BUT, HONESTLY,
I DON'T KNOW HER LIKE THAT.
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SAM?
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HUH?!
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YOU DON'T MIND BEING RUDE
AND OBNOXIOUS.
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NO,
THAT'S MY FAVORITE PASTIME.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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THAT'S
THE SAM‐MERICAN DREAM.
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BUT IN THE CASE OF SAM VERSUS
THE PREGNANT MENOPAUSAL WOMAN,
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SAM PASSES.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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FLOYD?
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FLOYD, MY ASS!
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YOU KNOW I AIN'T GONNA SAY
NOTHING TO LINDA.
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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I'M JUST GONNA TELL HER.
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CAN WE BE THERE?
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OH, YOU GUYS ARE EVIL.
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Hattie:
OH, YES, SIR.
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THAT GIRL GONNA SLEEP
HER EYEBALLS OUT.
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LINDA!
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GET UP, BABY,
BEFORE YOUR EYEBALLS FALL OUT.
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OH, MAMA,
HOW LONG WAS I NAPPING?
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GIRL, THAT WASN'T NO NAP ‐‐
THAT WAS A SLUMBER THERE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YEAH, THIS BABY
GOT ME FEELING ALL...
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FAT AND TIRED.
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YEAH, YOU LOOK FAT
AND TIRED.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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BUT I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.
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HI, LITTLE BOO‐DOO!
HELLO, BOO‐DOO.
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HEY,
THIS IS YOUR GRANNY!
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OOH‐OOH!
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THIS IS YOUR GRANNY!
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HELLO,
COME ON OUT OF THERE!
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I WANT TO SEE Y'ALL
AWAY FROM HERE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YEAH.
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I CAN UNDERSTAND
YOU FEEL BIG AND EVERYTHING.
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I BET YOU CAN.
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WHAT THE HELL
YOU TRYING TO SAY?
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WHAT?
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I KNOW YOU AIN'T TRYING
TO SAY I'M FAT.
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BOY,
I'M FINE AS HELL!
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DON'T GET IT TWISTED.
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YEAH, MAMA, YOU ARE...
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AS HELL.
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DON'T GET SMART
IN HERE, LINDA.
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I'M NOT.
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FLIP CALLED FOR YOU.
OH, HE DID?
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YEAH, HE CALLED
A LITTLE WHILE AGO.
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I WONDER
IF THE FURNITURE CAME.
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YEAH, HE SAID IT DID.
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OH, MAMA, I CAN'T WAIT
FOR YOU TO SEE!
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IS IT NICE?
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UH, YEAH, I'M SURE IT LOOKS
EVEN BETTER THAN IT DID
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WHEN WE PICKED IT OUT
ON THE COMPUTER.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
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YEAH,
I LAID THAT PLACE OUT.
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YEAH.
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YOU KNOW
I GOT GOOD TASTE.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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YOU KNOW HE SAID, HE SAID,
HE SAID, HE SAID...
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THEY WAS JUST GETTING
FINISHED PAINTING,
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00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,916
AND THEY WERE SETTING
EVERYTHING UP.
248
00:10:49,916 --> 00:10:51,051
OH, WELL, THEN WE NEED
TO GET OVER THERE.
249
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:52,819
WE NEED TO GET OVER THERE.
HUH?
250
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:55,255
WE GOT TO HELP THEM
PLACE IT, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW
THEY AIN'T GOT NO TASTE.
251
00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:56,823
WELL...
252
00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,593
WELL, HOLD ON,
LET ME GET MY POCKETBOOK.
253
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:02,268
YEAH.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR. ]
254
00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:04,971
HEY.
HEY!
255
00:11:04,971 --> 00:11:06,139
HEY.
256
00:11:06,139 --> 00:11:08,174
HEY!
257
00:11:08,174 --> 00:11:09,375
HEY...
258
00:11:09,375 --> 00:11:10,476
HEY.
259
00:11:10,476 --> 00:11:11,878
HEY!
260
00:11:11,878 --> 00:11:13,213
Philip: HI, HI.
261
00:11:13,213 --> 00:11:14,280
HEY.
262
00:11:18,919 --> 00:11:21,354
HEY! I AIN'T KNOW
YOU CALLED NO MEETING.
263
00:11:23,456 --> 00:11:25,425
WE WERE JUST ON OUR WAY
TO COME OVER THERE
264
00:11:25,425 --> 00:11:26,793
TO LOOK AT THE FURNITURE.
265
00:11:26,793 --> 00:11:28,895
YEAH, I WANTED TO HELP Y'ALL
PLACE EVERYTHING,
266
00:11:28,895 --> 00:11:30,330
'CAUSE I KNOW Y'ALL
DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
267
00:11:30,330 --> 00:11:32,132
YEAH.
268
00:11:32,132 --> 00:11:34,000
SOMEBODY DON'T!
269
00:11:36,903 --> 00:11:39,172
UH, HEY, BABY,
HOW ARE YOU?
270
00:11:40,306 --> 00:11:43,376
I'M GOOD.
271
00:11:43,376 --> 00:11:45,546
GOOD?
272
00:11:45,546 --> 00:11:47,480
Y‐Y‐YOU SHAKING.
273
00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,616
HE LOOK NERVOUS.
274
00:11:51,484 --> 00:11:54,254
TOO MUCH SUN EXPOSURE.
275
00:11:54,254 --> 00:11:55,722
SAY WHAT?
276
00:11:55,722 --> 00:11:58,859
RADIATION.
277
00:11:58,859 --> 00:12:00,260
STOP PLAYING, Y'ALL.
278
00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:02,603
BABY, DO YOU LIKE
THE FURNITURE?
279
00:12:02,603 --> 00:12:04,705
Drew: G‐G‐G‐GO ON.
280
00:12:04,705 --> 00:12:06,472
A‐ANSWER, PHILIP.
281
00:12:08,074 --> 00:12:10,110
YEAH.
282
00:12:10,110 --> 00:12:14,414
WELL ‐‐
WELL, IS IT COMFORTABLE?
283
00:12:14,414 --> 00:12:17,884
LINDA SAY IT'S SHA‐A‐A‐RP.
284
00:12:17,884 --> 00:12:19,352
OH, YEAH.
285
00:12:19,352 --> 00:12:22,155
IT'S "SHA‐A‐A‐RP,"
ALL RIGHT.
286
00:12:23,557 --> 00:12:25,191
IT'LL CUT
RIGHT THROUGH YA.
287
00:12:27,828 --> 00:12:29,462
SO, BABY,
DO YOU LIKE IT?
288
00:12:29,462 --> 00:12:31,565
ANSWER HER!
289
00:12:31,565 --> 00:12:33,166
PHILIP?
290
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,836
YEAH, YEAH.
291
00:12:35,836 --> 00:12:39,372
WELL...
IS IT COMFORTABLE?
292
00:12:39,372 --> 00:12:42,709
THIS ONE'S
PROBABLY COOLER.
293
00:12:42,709 --> 00:12:44,444
WELL, WHAT ABOUT
THE SOFA?
294
00:12:44,444 --> 00:12:47,480
IT'S OUT OF THIS WORLD,
HONEY.
295
00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,215
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
296
00:12:49,215 --> 00:12:51,384
ANOTHER WHOLE ORBIT.
297
00:12:54,387 --> 00:12:56,657
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?!
298
00:12:56,657 --> 00:12:58,424
NOTHING.
299
00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,102
MOM, PHILIP GOT SOMETHING
TO TELL YOU.
300
00:13:03,136 --> 00:13:04,505
OW.
301
00:13:04,505 --> 00:13:05,972
WHAT IS IT?
302
00:13:05,972 --> 00:13:08,108
GO ON, PHILIP.
303
00:13:10,811 --> 00:13:11,978
HONEY,
YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN?
304
00:13:11,978 --> 00:13:13,980
WHERE?
305
00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:16,249
WHERE SAM USED TO BE.
306
00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:32,633
WE NEED TO TALK
ABOUT THE FURNITURE.
307
00:13:32,633 --> 00:13:34,034
WHAT ABOUT IT?
308
00:13:34,034 --> 00:13:36,503
WELL, UM...
309
00:13:36,503 --> 00:13:37,337
WHAT?
310
00:13:37,337 --> 00:13:38,939
SAY IT.
311
00:13:40,674 --> 00:13:42,475
WHAT, PHILIP?
312
00:13:42,776 --> 00:13:44,310
THEY DON'T LIKE IT!
313
00:13:44,310 --> 00:13:45,278
[ GASPS ]
WHAT?!
314
00:13:45,278 --> 00:13:46,513
WHAT?
315
00:13:46,513 --> 00:13:47,948
THEY DON'T LIKE
NONE OF IT.
316
00:13:49,349 --> 00:13:52,719
YOU SEE THEM BUS TRACKS
ON MY BACK.
317
00:13:52,719 --> 00:13:55,488
WELL, DON'T NONE OF THEM
HAVE TO LIVE THERE.
318
00:13:55,488 --> 00:13:57,057
[ SCOFFS ]
319
00:13:57,057 --> 00:14:00,433
ALL THEM MUSCLES
FOR NOTHING!
320
00:14:01,502 --> 00:14:03,970
MAN UP, PHILIP!
321
00:14:06,039 --> 00:14:07,473
GO ON, PHILIP.
322
00:14:08,909 --> 00:14:11,144
GET YOUR HEAD
IN THE GAME.
323
00:14:11,144 --> 00:14:13,046
YOU GOT NO MORE TIME
TO DO THAT.
324
00:14:18,084 --> 00:14:20,587
HONEY, CAN WE TALK
ABOUT THE FURNITURE?
325
00:14:20,587 --> 00:14:23,323
I THOUGHT THAT WAS
WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT.
326
00:14:25,859 --> 00:14:27,327
WELL...
327
00:14:27,327 --> 00:14:28,695
I DON'T LIKE IT.
328
00:14:28,695 --> 00:14:29,730
WHAT?
329
00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:32,198
I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL.
330
00:14:33,534 --> 00:14:34,535
ANY OF IT?
331
00:14:34,535 --> 00:14:35,869
NONE.
332
00:14:37,470 --> 00:14:39,472
NONE OF IT.
333
00:14:40,907 --> 00:14:42,743
I THOUGHT IT WAS
YOUR FAVORITE COLOR.
334
00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:44,811
THAT AIN'T
MY FAVORITE COLOR!
335
00:14:46,613 --> 00:14:49,349
CAROLINE TOLD ME IT WAS.
336
00:14:49,349 --> 00:14:51,117
OH.
337
00:14:51,117 --> 00:14:52,853
HONEY, I'M SORRY.
338
00:14:52,853 --> 00:14:55,121
I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU.
339
00:14:55,121 --> 00:14:56,489
SORRY.
340
00:14:56,489 --> 00:14:57,724
I'M REALLY SORRY.
341
00:14:58,725 --> 00:15:00,767
IT'S OKAY.
342
00:15:02,836 --> 00:15:05,305
WHERE YOU GOING?
343
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:06,940
WHERE YOU GOING?
344
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:08,775
WELL,
I WANT TO SEE IT.
345
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,545
I THOUGHT I WAS DOING
SOMETHING SPECIAL.
346
00:15:11,545 --> 00:15:14,280
I'LL JUST HELP YOU PACK IT
ALL UP SO WE CAN SEND IT BACK.
347
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:15,749
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
348
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,618
WE ‐‐ WE'LL DO IT.
349
00:15:17,618 --> 00:15:20,186
YEAH, WE'LL DO IT.
NO, NO, I WANT TO SEE IT.
350
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:22,923
I WANT TO SEE
WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE SO MUCH.
351
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,325
BABY, I'M REALLY SORRY.
352
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,326
I AM.
353
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:27,861
IT'S OKAY.
354
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:29,162
ALL RIGHT.
355
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:31,765
[ Voice breaking ]
I'M GONNA GO WAIT IN THE CAR.
356
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:35,602
YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY.
357
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,237
WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
358
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,542
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU COULD
HAVE LIVED WITH THAT FURNITURE.
359
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,912
NO, THE HELL
I COULDN'T HAVE.
360
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:47,881
NOW YOU DONE GONE
AND HURT HER FEELINGS
361
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,083
AND GOT HER ALL UPSET
AND CRYING AND EVERYTHING.
362
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,353
WELL, AT LEAST SOMEONE
CAN STILL PRODUCE TEARS.
363
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:55,455
GET YOUR ASSES UP!
364
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,291
SO WE CAN GO
AND GET THIS GIRL.
365
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,492
SHE OVER HERE CRYING.
366
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,502
COME OVER HERE,
AND LET'S GO SEE THIS FURNITURE.
367
00:16:07,107 --> 00:16:11,011
GET IN HERE AND SEE THIS ‐‐
AY!
368
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,580
WHAT THE HELL?!
369
00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:16,216
IT'S BRIGHT IN HERE!
370
00:16:24,691 --> 00:16:28,595
WELL, HONEY,
LOOK, NOW, WHEN YOU CO‐‐
371
00:16:28,595 --> 00:16:31,231
HONEY, OKAY,
WATCH YOUR STEP NOW.
372
00:16:31,231 --> 00:16:33,667
HONEY.
WOW.
373
00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:35,035
HONEY?
374
00:16:37,203 --> 00:16:39,606
OH!
375
00:16:39,606 --> 00:16:43,209
OH, BABY, OH.
HONEY.
376
00:16:43,209 --> 00:16:45,378
OH, OH. I DON'T WANT
TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
377
00:16:45,378 --> 00:16:48,214
WE'LL ‐‐ WE'LL KEEP IT.
378
00:16:48,214 --> 00:16:49,983
WE'LL KEEP IT.
379
00:16:49,983 --> 00:16:51,552
PHILIP...
380
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:54,420
MAMA, IT'S OKAY.
381
00:16:54,420 --> 00:16:59,359
PLEASE, JUST STOP CRYING,
PLEASE.
382
00:16:59,359 --> 00:17:02,002
IS SHE ALL RIGHT?
383
00:17:02,002 --> 00:17:05,038
MAMA, IT'S OKAY.
384
00:17:06,372 --> 00:17:08,809
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
385
00:17:10,043 --> 00:17:11,745
WHAT ARE YOU ALL THE WAY
IN THE KITCHEN?!
386
00:17:11,745 --> 00:17:13,847
'CAUSE I CAN'T STAND
AND LOOK AT THAT UGLY ‐‐
387
00:17:13,847 --> 00:17:16,082
SHUT UP ‐‐
COME ON, HATTIE!
388
00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:18,785
WELL, YOU PICKED IT OUT.
389
00:17:18,785 --> 00:17:22,756
NO, HELL,
I DIDN'T, EITHER!
390
00:17:22,756 --> 00:17:24,691
YOU DIDN'T?
NO!
391
00:17:24,691 --> 00:17:28,629
WELL,
SOMEONE SURE DID.
392
00:17:28,629 --> 00:17:30,396
OH, HONEY.
393
00:17:30,396 --> 00:17:33,133
LOOK AT HER.
SHE CAN'T STOP CRYING.
394
00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:37,303
HONEY, I SEE HOW MUCH
THIS MEANS TO YOU.
395
00:17:37,303 --> 00:17:39,172
WE'LL JUST KEEP IT.
396
00:17:39,172 --> 00:17:40,173
OKAY?
397
00:17:40,173 --> 00:17:42,876
JUST, PLEASE, STOP CRYING.
398
00:17:42,876 --> 00:17:48,114
MISS ‐‐ MISS LINDA,
ARE YOU REALLY CRYING?
399
00:17:48,114 --> 00:17:50,150
OH.
400
00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:53,720
MISS HATTIE,
MISS LINDA'S CRYING.
401
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:55,388
[ SNORTS ]
402
00:17:55,388 --> 00:17:56,489
OH!
403
00:17:56,489 --> 00:17:58,424
OH, GOD!
404
00:17:58,424 --> 00:18:00,393
NOT MY FOOT!
405
00:18:00,393 --> 00:18:02,302
SIT UP, BRO,
SIT UP.
406
00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:07,974
I'M SORRY.
I'M REALLY SORRY.
407
00:18:07,974 --> 00:18:10,744
OH, NO! NOW THE BOTH OF THEM
ARE CRYING.
408
00:18:10,744 --> 00:18:13,113
I'M NOT CRYING.
409
00:18:13,113 --> 00:18:14,681
WHAT?
410
00:18:14,681 --> 00:18:17,417
AND NEITHER IS SHE!
411
00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:18,819
WHAT?
412
00:18:18,819 --> 00:18:21,087
WE LAUGHING.
413
00:18:22,122 --> 00:18:23,023
LAUGHING?
414
00:18:23,023 --> 00:18:25,425
THEY LAUGHING.
415
00:18:25,425 --> 00:18:27,260
WE LAUGHING.
416
00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:28,294
[ Laughing ]
THEY LAUGHING.
417
00:18:28,294 --> 00:18:31,331
[ AWKWARD LAUGHTER ]
418
00:18:31,331 --> 00:18:33,266
YEAH.
419
00:18:33,266 --> 00:18:36,503
WE ‐‐ WE ‐‐
WE ‐‐ WE...
420
00:18:36,503 --> 00:18:38,705
I ‐‐ I DON'T KNOW
ANY SH‐‐
421
00:18:38,705 --> 00:18:40,807
HEY, HEY, HEY!
422
00:18:40,807 --> 00:18:42,275
TEACHING THE BABY!
423
00:18:42,275 --> 00:18:45,178
BABY'S GONNA
COME OUT CUSSING.
424
00:18:45,178 --> 00:18:47,013
SO YOU LAUGHING?
425
00:18:47,013 --> 00:18:49,082
[ AWKWARD LAUGHTER ]
426
00:18:52,085 --> 00:18:54,054
OH, BOY.
427
00:18:54,054 --> 00:18:56,389
THIS IS WHAT I PICKED.
428
00:18:56,389 --> 00:18:58,892
THEY MUST HAVE MESSED UP
THE ORDER.
429
00:18:58,892 --> 00:19:02,936
WHEW!
[ CHUCKLES ]
430
00:19:02,936 --> 00:19:06,372
NOW ‐‐ NOW, I'M...
431
00:19:06,372 --> 00:19:08,542
I KNOW.
IT'S FUNNY. I KNOW.
432
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:09,543
OOH!
433
00:19:09,543 --> 00:19:11,978
[ LAUGHTER ]
434
00:19:11,978 --> 00:19:16,817
HE EXPECT HE THOUGHT
YOU WERE BOOTLEGGING!
435
00:19:16,817 --> 00:19:19,920
NOW, BABY...
436
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,321
I LIKE THIS.
YEAH, YEAH.
437
00:19:21,321 --> 00:19:22,255
NOW, I LIKE THIS.
438
00:19:22,255 --> 00:19:24,390
YEAH, YEAH.
PRAISE THE LORD.
439
00:19:24,390 --> 00:19:26,560
WHEW!
440
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:29,563
THIS WAS ONE CRAZY MIX‐UP.
441
00:19:29,563 --> 00:19:31,297
YEAH.
442
00:19:36,202 --> 00:19:38,839
AND ‐‐ AND YOU WERE GONNA KEEP
ALL OF THIS?
443
00:19:41,542 --> 00:19:43,243
FOR ME?
444
00:19:43,243 --> 00:19:45,178
YES.
445
00:19:45,178 --> 00:19:47,614
OH, OH, OH, OH.
446
00:19:47,614 --> 00:19:50,050
MNH‐MNH. MNH‐MNH.
MNH‐MNH. MNH‐MNH.
447
00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:52,919
YOU DO LOVE ME, HUH?
448
00:19:52,919 --> 00:19:55,789
MORE THAN
YOU'LL EVER KNOW.
449
00:19:55,789 --> 00:19:58,859
I LOVE YOU, TOO, BABY.
450
00:19:58,859 --> 00:20:00,333
BUT WE GOT TO GET RID
OF THIS FURNITURE.
451
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,804
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
452
00:20:03,804 --> 00:20:05,572
IT'S GIVING MY BABY
A SONOGRAM.
453
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,976
GLADLY.
454
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,178
OH ‐‐ MM, MM, MM!
HMM?
455
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:17,183
BUT ‐‐ BUT YOU
REALLY THOUGHT I...
456
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,785
CHOSE THIS?
457
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,590
HUH?
458
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:27,894
I MEAN, THIS IS WHAT
YOU THINK OF MY TASTE?
459
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,062
UH, UM...
460
00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:31,665
ACTUALLY, UM...
461
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:34,535
DANNY SAID...
462
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:38,071
IT WAS ACTUALLY FLOYD.
463
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:40,173
OH, YOU BIG‐HEADED...
464
00:20:40,173 --> 00:20:41,908
[ CHUCKLES ]
465
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:46,613
SAM AND DREW BOTH SAID ‐‐
466
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,782
MISS HATTIE WAS THE ‐‐
467
00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:49,916
I AIN'T SAID NOTHING!
468
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,852
YOU WAS THE...
469
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:58,592
HMM?
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