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AW.

REALLY?

WE WIN!

[ BOTH GRUNT ]

[ WHISTLES ]

BSH!

NO!

MAN! HOW DO YOU GUYS DO THAT?

HE CHEATS ALL THE TIME.

DOES HE?

NO, I DON'T.

NO, WE DON'T.

WE WIN. WE WIN. WE WIN.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK I BROKE A NAIL ON THAT LAST HAND.

I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE.

AWW. SORE DRUSER.

BAD PANDA.

WHATEVER.

I MEAN, WE WOULD HAVE WON IF SOMEONE WASN'T STARING

AT THEIR PHONE EVERY FIVE MINUTES.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

IT'S MY MOTHER.

MM.

IT'S ALWAYS HIS MOTHER. THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

[ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]

WHAT ABOUT HER?

SHE HASN'T CALLED ME ALL DAY.

[ CHUCKLES ] THAT'S A GOOD THING.

TRUST ME.

NO. SHE USUALLY CALLS ME.

WELL, HOW OFTEN?

A LOT.

REALLY, DANNY?

YES!

NO.

DANNY, YES, SHE DOES.

NO, SHE DOESN'T.

WELL, HOW MANY TIMES?

ONCE OR TWICE.

A MINUTE!

NO.

[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH, SHE DOES.

NO, SHE DOESN'T.

DO YOU REMEMBER LAST FRIDAY

WHEN YOU COULDN'T GET ANY WORK DONE

BECAUSE "MOMMIE SINCEREST" KEPT CALLING?

[ A la Joan Crawford ] NO MORE WIRELESS CALLS!

SHE NEEDED ME.

WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT WE WENT TO THE MOVIES?

YOU WERE TEXTING ALL THROUGHOUT "BROKEBACK NOTEBOOK."

SHE WAS LONELY.

SHE WAS LONELY? SHE WAS LONELY? I'M LONELY.

HOW COULD YOU EVEN TEXT MORE THAN THAT?

SHE'S SO POWERFUL. WE ALL NEED TO GET SOME.

THAT'S THE POINT.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, DANNY?

ALL THAT'S ABOUT TO CHANGE WITH YOUR MAMA.

WHAT? WHY?

HER NEW MAN.

WHAT NEW MAN?

WELL...

THAT GUY SHE MET FROM THE INTERNET?

OH, YEAH.

AND SHE BEEN SEEING HIM EVERY DAY,

AND YOU KNOW BY NOW HE IS TAPPING THAT ‐‐

DON'T YOU SAY THAT!

...ASS.

WHAT HE SAID.

SOMETIMES I CAN'T STAND MYSELF.

[ SIGHS ]

YOU KNOW HOW MY MOTHER IS WITH GUYS.

HOW IS SHE?

NOT GOOD 'CAUSE SHE'S CELIBATE.

SHE ALWAYS PICKS THE WRONG ONES.

OR THAT.

NO, I GOT TO CHECK THIS GUY OUT.

MOM, JUST CALL ME BACK.

STILL TRYING TO REACH HER?

[ SIGHS ] SHE'S NOT ANSWERING.

WELL, SHE'S PROBABLY JUST GETTING BUSY.

BITE YOUR TONGUE.

HE'S ‐‐ HE'S PROBABLY BITING HERS RIGHT NOW.

[ GRUNTS ]

I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU, SAM.

DANNY, THIS IS A GOOD THING.

WHATEVER.

DANNY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

I'M GONNA LOOK INTO THIS GUY.

I DON'T LIKE HIM.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM.

I DON'T HAVE TO KNOW HIM 'CAUSE I GET [Deeply] VIBES.

OKAY.

I'M SORRY.

[ Deeply ] "VIBES"?

[ Normal Voice ] YES.

[ Deeply ] VIBES.

[ Normal voice ] AND HIS VIBES ARE CREEPING ME OUT.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ Normal Voice ] DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES

GIRLS HAVE TOLD ME THEY GET CREEPY VIBES FROM ME?

YOU'RE NOT HELPING THIS ARGUMENT.

OH, RIGHT. I AM A LITTLE CREEPY.

YES, YOU ARE.

COME ON, DANNY.

YOU GOT TO LET THIS GO.

NO.

I HAVE TO LOOK OUT FOR MY MOTHER.

WH‐‐ DANNY, WHERE YOU GOING?

OUT. WHERE?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

AH! LOOK OUT, GIRL!

GIRL, HE BEHIND THE COUCH.

NO, HE BEHIND THE COUCH.

[ SCREAMING ] SHE SO DAMN STUPID.

GRANDMA.

WHAT?!

GRANDMA! GRANDMA! GRANDMA, IT'S ME!

DANNY, THAT'S YOU?

YES.

I OUGHT TO BEAT YOU AGAIN JUST FOR SCARING ME.

OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.

I ALMOST MURDERED YOU DEAD.

I SEE THAT.

YEAH, I ALMOST HAD KILLED YOU DEAD, DANNY.

TECHNICALLY, GRANDMA, IF YOU'RE MURDERED, YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD.

KEEP ON TALKING HERE.

TECHNICALLY, YOU GONNA FEEL THAT.

AND WHAT IS YOU DOING COMING UP IN HERE?

YOU DONE SCARED THE FOOL OUT OF ME.

YOU SCARED ME.

WELL, YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO KNOCK.

I DID.

WELL, I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GOT THE TV ON BLAST.

WELL, I LIKE TO WATCH MY SCARY MOVIES LOUD.

GRANDMA, WHERE'S MY MOTHER.

[ TV SHUTS OFF ] SHE OUT.

WHERE?

WHY?

I WANT TO CHECK ON HER.

BOY, PLEASE. SHE OUT.

WHERE?

BY NOW SHE PROBABLY IN THE HOTEL...

...GIVING THAT MAN SOME. [ GRUNTS ]

DON'T SAY THAT.

DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL.

MY MOTHER IS CELIBATE.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

SHE NEEDS TO "SELL A LITTLE BIT."

AND, BESIDES, HE TOOK HER OUT TO DINNER.

WELL, I'M GONNA WAIT FOR HER.

WHY?

'CAUSE I NEED TO TALK TO HER.

FOR WHAT?

SHE DOESN'T KNOW THIS MAN.

AND NEITHER DO YOU.

I DON'T LIKE HIM. HE'S NO GOOD.

DANNY, YOU'VE SPENT NO TIME WITH THAT MAN.

I HAVE A [Deeply] VIBE.

[ Deeply ] A VIBE.

[ Normal voice ] BOY, PLEASE.

[ Normal Voice ] I DO.

I WONDER WHAT THEY COULD BE DOING.

BY NOW SHE PROBABLY ON HER BACK.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT. STOP IT.

WELL, GO HOME, THEN.

NO. I'M GONNA WAIT RIGHT HERE FOR HER.

OKAY. WELL, I'M GONNA KEEP ON WATCHING MY MOVIE, THEN.

[ TV TURNS ON ]

WHAT IS THIS ANYWAY?

IT'S ABOUT A WOMAN THAT MET A MAN ON THE INTERNET

AND THEN HE WAS A STALKER AND THEN HE CAME AND KILLED HER

AND THEN HE CAME BACK AND KILLED HER WHOLE FAMILY.

DO YOU THINK THIS IS APPROPRIATE?

OH, YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.

NOW YOU GOT ME THINKING.

YOU SEE?

SHE HAS BEEN GONE A LONG TIME.

HOW LONG?

HOURS AND HOURS... AND HOURS.

GRANDMA.

YOU RECKON SOMETHING MIGHT BE GOING ON?

GRANDMA.

YOU SEE ‐‐ LIKE THIS MAN RIGHT HERE.

HE WAS THERE ALL THE TIME,

AND EVERYWHERE SHE WENT, HE WAS RIGHT THERE.

SHE WENT TO WORK, AND HE WAS THERE.

GRANDMA.

SHE WENT TO THE MALL, AND HE WAS THERE.

STOP IT.

THEN SHE START ‐‐ HE START FIGHTING HER SON.

OKAY. OKAY.

AND THEN HE CAME BACK AND PUT HIM IN THE FREEZER.

REALLY?

YEAH.

OH, THAT'S IT. I'M OUT OF HERE.

YOU PROMISE?

MM‐HMM.

GOOD. NOW GET THAT ASS UP OUT OF HERE.

RUIN MY DAMN MOVIE.

I MEAN, THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE WHEN YOU FELL DOWN ‐‐

THAT SWOOP IS SO CLASSIC.

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

VERY FUNNY.

[ SIGHS ]

THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.

YES, IT WAS.

WE SHOULD DEFINITELY DO IT AGAIN.

I CAN'T WAIT.

DO WHAT AGAIN?

DANNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WAITING FOR YOU.

WILL, THIS IS MY SON, DANNY.

HEY. WHAT'S UP? 'SU‐U‐P.

DANNY, BABY, WHY ARE YOU HERE?

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

OKAY.

IN PRIVATE.

OKAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT? MAYBE I SHOULD GO.

NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. MNH‐MNH.

DANNY...ARE YOU OKAY?

OH, YEAH. I'M FINE.

THEN I WILL MEET YOU INSIDE AFTER I SAY GOODNIGHT.

OKAY.

GO ON IN.

OH, YOU WANT ME TO GO IN NOW?

YES.

OKAY.

YES.

[ LIPS SMACKING ]

RIGHT NOW.

BUT WAIT ‐‐ BUT, BABY. BABY.

LET YOUR GRANDMOTHER KNOW YOU'RE COMING IN.

YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS WHEN SOMEONE COMES IN LATE.

OH, YEAH.

THAT'S RIGHT. YOU WANT TO GO IN FIRST?

DANNY.

[ POT THUDS ]

I'LL BE INSIDE.

GRANDMA. IT'S ME, DANNY. I'M COMING IN.

I'M COMING IN! DON'T YOU SHOOT!

DOES HE ALWAYS HAVE TO ANSWER LIKE THAT?

SHE'S DANGEROUS WHEN SHE'S SCARED...

OH. OH.

...OR JUST AWAKE.

[ SIGHS ]

YOU KNOW, THE LAST FEW WEEKS HAVE BEEN REALLY GREAT.

YES, THEY HAVE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

WHAT?

YOU'RE TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

WHAT?

I MEAN, YOU'RE SO...RIGHT.

HUH?

UH ‐‐ YOU'RE ‐‐ YOU'RE ‐‐ YOU'RE POLITE AND THOUGHTFUL

AND ‐‐ AND...

HANDSOME?

AND MODEST.

[ CHUCKLES ] I'M JUST KIDDING.

SO, WHAT IS IT?

WHAT IS WHAT?

WHAT'S THE CATCH?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN?

THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING ABOUT YOU THAT'S NOT RIGHT.

ARE YOU A SERIAL KILLER?

NO.

ARE YOU MARRIED?

NO.

ARE YOU A CHRONIC BABY DADDY?

NO.

ARE ‐‐ ARE YOU A ‐‐ ARE YOU ‐‐

LOOK.

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING,

I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING WRONG IN ANYTHING OR ANYONE,

BUT LIKE I TOLD YOU, I'M JUST A REGULAR GUY.

I SNORE LOUDLY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I'M FAITHFUL IN MY RELATIONSHIPS.

OKAY? I'M NOT A LIAR, I'M NOT A CHEAT.

I'M JUST A REGULAR GUY.

SO, THERE ARE NO SECRETS I NEED TO BE WORRIED ABOUT?

NO, WOMAN.

OKAY, MAN.

[ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I MEAN, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME?

I'VE TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT ME.

YES, YOU'VE TOLD ME YOU WERE DIVORCED,

BUT IS THERE ANY CRAZINESS?

I'M AN OPEN BOOK.

I LIKE TO GO TO CHURCH, I LIKE TO DANCE,

I LIKE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.

I'M LOYAL, TRUSTWORTHY, A TRUE FRIEND ‐‐ I'M AMAZING.

OH. SO, YOU'RE NOT A SERIAL KILLER?

[ Chuckling ] NO.

BUT MY MAMA IS.

OH.

SHE'S A WILD WOMAN.

OH, GOODY.

LISTEN. I BETTER GET INSIDE AND SEE WHAT MY SON NEEDS.

OKAY.

WELL, UH...I REALLY HAD A GOOD TIME.

ME TOO.

YOU COMING IN?

GOOD GOD! THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.

GOOD.

Hattie Mae: [ Muffled ] SHUT ‐‐ SHUT!

WHY, SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET AWAY FROM THAT DOOR!

I HAD A GOOD TIME.

ME TOO.

SEE YOU TOMORROW?

NO.

YEAH. I'LL CALL YOU.

LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

UH...AND I'LL TAKE YOU OUT TO THE LAKE,

AND WE'LL WATCH THE FIREWORKS SHOW.

OH, THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT.

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

OKAY.

OH, AND NEXT TIME I'LL BRING MY WALLET.

OH, IT'S OKAY.

NO, IT'S NOT. I‐‐ IT'S NOT.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT?

BYE. BYE.

BYE.

OKAY, HE'S GONE NOW. YOU CAN COME IN THE HOUSE.

BOY. [ SIGHS ]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

WHAT'S THIS ABOUT HIM FORGETTING HIS WALLET?

AT DINNER. HE FORGOT HIS WALLET, SO I PAID.

YOU TRYING TO SAY HE'S ‐‐ SAY WHAT NOW?

YEAH.

I DON'T LIKE THAT.

ME EITHER.

[ SCOFFS ] HE'S GONNA PAY ME BACK.

[ SCOFFS ] NO, HE WON'T.

LOOK. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I DON'T LIKE THAT YOU GIVING THAT MAN MAHNY.

GIVING THAT MAN WHAT, MAMA?

MAHNY.

GIVING THAT MAN WHAT?

MAHNY.

WHAT?

PESO! DINERO! MAHNY!

MONEY, MAMA. YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.

SEE, THAT WHAT I SAID ‐‐ MAHNY.

IT WAS DINNER. I PAID. WILL Y'ALL RELAX?

W‐‐ I‐‐ WHAT IS IT?

I DON'T LIKE THIS MAN.

LISTEN. DANNY.

I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS WITH YOU.

YOU DON'T LIKE ANY MAN THAT I DATE.

BUT HAVEN'T I BEEN RIGHT?

HE GOT A POINT THERE.

THIS IS MY LIFE, SON.

SHE GOT A POINT THERE.

MAMA, WAIT.

JUST, PLEASE, SLOW DOWN.

THAT AIN'T NO POINT THERE.

YES, IT IS.

SHE ALWAYS GOES HEAD FIRST INTO THESE RELATIONSHIPS.

UH ‐‐ WAIT A MINUTE NOW. I'M YOUR MOTHER.

MAMA, I'M NOT BEING DISRESPECTFUL.

I'M JUST SAYING YOU SHOULD SLOW DOWN. THAT'S ALL.

I GOT THIS.

SHE SAY SHE GOT THAT.

GRANDMA HATTIE, WILL YOU STOP IT?

OH, YOU GOT A LITTLE HAIR ON YOUR CHEST.

NOW YOU WANT TO BUCK UP, BUTT IN?

JUMP ON OVER HERE.

I'M SERIOUS.

DON'T FALL FOR THIS GUY SO QUICKLY.

DANNY, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

NOW, I‐I‐I KNOW THAT THIS IS COMING FROM A PLACE OF LOVE,

BUT THIS IS STARTING TO BE A BIT INSULTING.

HOW'S THAT?

YOU THINK I'M SO LONELY AND DESPERATE

I'M GONNA FALL FOR THE FIRST MAN THAT WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR.

NO, I'M NOT SAYING THAT. THEN WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

I'M SAYING YOU SHOULD SLOW DOWN.

BABY, HOW 'BOUT THIS ‐‐

YOU GET A WOMAN, AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF MY MAN.

OOH‐HOO!

[ HUMS ]

I'M GOING TO BED. GOODNIGHT.

M‐MAMA!

GOODNIGHT.

[ SIGHS ]

SHE GOT YOU TOLD THERE.

GOODNIGHT.

SLEEP TIGHT.

DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE.

YEAH, GRANDMA. I HEARD HER.

YEAH, LIGHT'S OUT. [ SNORES ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

OOH, HE MAD NOW.

HE REALLY MAD NOW.

SHE TOLD THAT ASS OFF.

[ As Linda ] GO GET YOU A WOMAN.

LET ME TEND TO MY MAN.

MEH!

MATTER OF FACT, WHY YOU AIN'T GOT NO WOMAN?

[ CHUCKLES ]

NOW, GRANDMA, YOU KNOW THIS IS NOT GONNA END WELL.

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

THEN WHY DID HE ASK HER FOR MONEY?

YEAH, I DON'T LIKE THE FACT SHE GAVE HIM HER MAHNY.

GRANDMA, YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

I AM DOING SOMETHING.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SITTING HERE.

YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING, GRANDMA.

ME?! WHY ME?!

'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR DAUGHTER. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT HER.

THAT'S A GROWN‐ASS WOMAN.

BUT, GRANDMA, SHE'S TOO NICE, AND PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE.

YOU KNOW WHAT, BABY?

SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO LET PEOPLE LEARN ON THEIR OWN.

MY MAMA ALWAYS USED TO TELL ME

"TAUGHT SENSE IS BETTER THAN BOUGHT SENSE."

AND I DONE TALK TO YOUR MAMA TILL I'M BLUE IN THE FACE.

SHE GONNA HAVE TO FACE THAT DEMON HERSELF.

DEMON?

OH, HELL YEAH, DEMON.

BABY, IT'S NOT OKAY TO ALWAYS BE NAIVE,

FEELINGS HURT, CHEATED ON, TALKED ABOUT,

♪♪ SCORNED, MISUSED AND ABUSED, LIED TO ♪♪

GRANDMA.

♪♪ OH ♪♪

GRANDMA. COME BACK.

YOU WANNA ENJOY THIS BLACK HISTORY MOMENT OR NOT?

ALL I'M SAYING, BABY, IS IF THAT KEEPS HAPPENING TO A WOMAN,

YOU DON'T QUESTION WHETHER OR NOT

THE MAN IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU.

YOU QUESTION YOURSELF.

WHAT DID I DO TO KEEP ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN?

WELL, AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT THE ONES THAT WE LOVE,

EVEN IF IT'S FROM THEMSELVES?

AND HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE WE DO THAT?

BY FORBIDDING HER TO SEE WILL.

BABY, SOMETIMES, YOU JUST HAVE TO HOPE FOR THE BEST.

YOUR MAMA MADE HER MIND UP ON THAT.

[ REMOTE CLICKING ]

GRANDMA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

TRYING TO CHANGE YOU

AND GET YOU TO GET YOU THE HELL UP OUT MY HOUSE.

DON'T YOU WISH IT WAS THIS EASY TO CHANGE MY MOM'S MIND?

OH, HELL YEAH. THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE.

WHAT KIND OF FAMILY IS THIS?

AREN'T YOU HAPPY YOU A PART OF IT?

SOMETIMES.

[ REMOTE CLICKING ]

STOP.

[ SIGHS ]

THIS IS NOT GONNA END WELL.