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AW.
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REALLY?
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WE WIN!
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[ BOTH GRUNT ]
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[ WHISTLES ]
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BSH!
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NO!
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MAN!
HOW DO YOU GUYS DO THAT?
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HE CHEATS ALL THE TIME.
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DOES HE?
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NO, I DON'T.
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NO, WE DON'T.
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WE WIN. WE WIN.
WE WIN.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WELL,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I THINK I BROKE A NAIL
ON THAT LAST HAND.
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I DON'T WANT TO PLAY
ANYMORE.
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AWW. SORE DRUSER.
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BAD PANDA.
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WHATEVER.
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I MEAN, WE WOULD HAVE WON
IF SOMEONE WASN'T STARING
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AT THEIR PHONE
EVERY FIVE MINUTES.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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IT'S MY MOTHER.
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MM.
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IT'S ALWAYS HIS MOTHER.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
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[ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]
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WHAT ABOUT HER?
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SHE HASN'T CALLED ME
ALL DAY.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
THAT'S A GOOD THING.
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TRUST ME.
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NO.
SHE USUALLY CALLS ME.
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WELL, HOW OFTEN?
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A LOT.
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REALLY, DANNY?
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YES!
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NO.
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DANNY, YES, SHE DOES.
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NO, SHE DOESN'T.
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WELL, HOW MANY TIMES?
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ONCE OR TWICE.
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A MINUTE!
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NO.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH, SHE DOES.
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NO, SHE DOESN'T.
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DO YOU REMEMBER LAST FRIDAY
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WHEN YOU COULDN'T GET
ANY WORK DONE
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BECAUSE "MOMMIE SINCEREST"
KEPT CALLING?
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[ A la Joan Crawford ]
NO MORE WIRELESS CALLS!
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SHE NEEDED ME.
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WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER NIGHT
WE WENT TO THE MOVIES?
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YOU WERE TEXTING ALL THROUGHOUT
"BROKEBACK NOTEBOOK."
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SHE WAS LONELY.
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SHE WAS LONELY?
SHE WAS LONELY? I'M LONELY.
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HOW COULD YOU EVEN TEXT
MORE THAN THAT?
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SHE'S SO POWERFUL.
WE ALL NEED TO GET SOME.
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THAT'S THE POINT.
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WELL,
YOU KNOW WHAT, DANNY?
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ALL THAT'S ABOUT TO CHANGE
WITH YOUR MAMA.
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WHAT? WHY?
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HER NEW MAN.
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WHAT NEW MAN?
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WELL...
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THAT GUY SHE MET
FROM THE INTERNET?
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OH, YEAH.
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AND SHE BEEN SEEING HIM
EVERY DAY,
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AND YOU KNOW BY NOW
HE IS TAPPING THAT ‐‐
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DON'T YOU SAY THAT!
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...ASS.
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WHAT HE SAID.
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SOMETIMES
I CAN'T STAND MYSELF.
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[ SIGHS ]
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YOU KNOW HOW MY MOTHER IS
WITH GUYS.
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HOW IS SHE?
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NOT GOOD
'CAUSE SHE'S CELIBATE.
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SHE ALWAYS PICKS
THE WRONG ONES.
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OR THAT.
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NO, I GOT TO
CHECK THIS GUY OUT.
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MOM, JUST CALL ME BACK.
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STILL TRYING TO REACH HER?
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[ SIGHS ]
SHE'S NOT ANSWERING.
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WELL, SHE'S PROBABLY
JUST GETTING BUSY.
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BITE YOUR TONGUE.
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HE'S ‐‐ HE'S PROBABLY BITING
HERS RIGHT NOW.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU,
SAM.
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DANNY,
THIS IS A GOOD THING.
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WHATEVER.
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DANNY,
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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I'M GONNA LOOK
INTO THIS GUY.
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I DON'T LIKE HIM.
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YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM.
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I DON'T HAVE TO KNOW HIM
'CAUSE I GET [Deeply] VIBES.
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OKAY.
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I'M SORRY.
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[ Deeply ] "VIBES"?
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[ Normal Voice ] YES.
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[ Deeply ] VIBES.
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[ Normal voice ] AND HIS VIBES
ARE CREEPING ME OUT.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ Normal Voice ]
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
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GIRLS HAVE TOLD ME
THEY GET CREEPY VIBES FROM ME?
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YOU'RE NOT HELPING
THIS ARGUMENT.
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OH, RIGHT.
I AM A LITTLE CREEPY.
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YES, YOU ARE.
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COME ON, DANNY.
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YOU GOT TO LET THIS GO.
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NO.
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I HAVE TO LOOK OUT
FOR MY MOTHER.
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WH‐‐ DANNY,
WHERE YOU GOING?
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OUT.
WHERE?
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
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AH! LOOK OUT, GIRL!
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GIRL,
HE BEHIND THE COUCH.
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NO,
HE BEHIND THE COUCH.
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[ SCREAMING ]
SHE SO DAMN STUPID.
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GRANDMA.
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WHAT?!
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GRANDMA! GRANDMA!
GRANDMA, IT'S ME!
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DANNY, THAT'S YOU?
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YES.
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I OUGHT TO BEAT YOU AGAIN
JUST FOR SCARING ME.
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OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.
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I ALMOST MURDERED YOU DEAD.
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I SEE THAT.
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YEAH, I ALMOST HAD KILLED YOU
DEAD, DANNY.
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TECHNICALLY, GRANDMA, IF YOU'RE
MURDERED, YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD.
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KEEP ON TALKING HERE.
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TECHNICALLY,
YOU GONNA FEEL THAT.
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AND WHAT IS YOU DOING COMING UP
IN HERE?
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YOU DONE SCARED THE FOOL
OUT OF ME.
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YOU SCARED ME.
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WELL, YOU NEED TO LEARN
HOW TO KNOCK.
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I DID.
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WELL, I DIDN'T HEAR YOU.
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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GOT THE TV
ON BLAST.
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WELL, I LIKE TO WATCH
MY SCARY MOVIES LOUD.
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GRANDMA, WHERE'S MY MOTHER.
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[ TV SHUTS OFF ]
SHE OUT.
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WHERE?
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WHY?
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I WANT TO CHECK ON HER.
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BOY, PLEASE.
SHE OUT.
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WHERE?
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BY NOW
SHE PROBABLY IN THE HOTEL...
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...GIVING THAT MAN SOME.
[ GRUNTS ]
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DON'T SAY THAT.
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DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL.
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MY MOTHER IS CELIBATE.
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THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
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SHE NEEDS TO
"SELL A LITTLE BIT."
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AND, BESIDES,
HE TOOK HER OUT TO DINNER.
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WELL,
I'M GONNA WAIT FOR HER.
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WHY?
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'CAUSE I NEED TO TALK
TO HER.
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FOR WHAT?
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SHE DOESN'T KNOW THIS MAN.
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AND NEITHER DO YOU.
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I DON'T LIKE HIM.
HE'S NO GOOD.
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DANNY, YOU'VE SPENT NO TIME
WITH THAT MAN.
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I HAVE A [Deeply] VIBE.
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[ Deeply ] A VIBE.
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[ Normal voice ]
BOY, PLEASE.
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[ Normal Voice ] I DO.
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I WONDER
WHAT THEY COULD BE DOING.
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BY NOW
SHE PROBABLY ON HER BACK.
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I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT.
STOP IT.
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WELL, GO HOME, THEN.
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NO. I'M GONNA WAIT RIGHT HERE
FOR HER.
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OKAY. WELL, I'M GONNA KEEP ON
WATCHING MY MOVIE, THEN.
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[ TV TURNS ON ]
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WHAT IS THIS ANYWAY?
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IT'S ABOUT A WOMAN
THAT MET A MAN ON THE INTERNET
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AND THEN HE WAS A STALKER
AND THEN HE CAME AND KILLED HER
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AND THEN HE CAME BACK
AND KILLED HER WHOLE FAMILY.
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DO YOU THINK
THIS IS APPROPRIATE?
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OH, YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.
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NOW YOU GOT ME THINKING.
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YOU SEE?
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SHE HAS BEEN GONE
A LONG TIME.
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HOW LONG?
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HOURS AND HOURS...
AND HOURS.
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GRANDMA.
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YOU RECKON
SOMETHING MIGHT BE GOING ON?
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GRANDMA.
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YOU SEE ‐‐
LIKE THIS MAN RIGHT HERE.
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HE WAS THERE ALL THE TIME,
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AND EVERYWHERE SHE WENT,
HE WAS RIGHT THERE.
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SHE WENT TO WORK,
AND HE WAS THERE.
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GRANDMA.
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SHE WENT TO THE MALL,
AND HE WAS THERE.
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STOP IT.
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THEN SHE START ‐‐
HE START FIGHTING HER SON.
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OKAY. OKAY.
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AND THEN HE CAME BACK
AND PUT HIM IN THE FREEZER.
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REALLY?
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YEAH.
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OH, THAT'S IT.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
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YOU PROMISE?
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MM‐HMM.
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GOOD. NOW GET THAT ASS UP
OUT OF HERE.
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RUIN MY DAMN MOVIE.
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I MEAN, THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE
WHEN YOU FELL DOWN ‐‐
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THAT SWOOP IS SO CLASSIC.
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[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
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VERY FUNNY.
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[ SIGHS ]
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THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
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YES, IT WAS.
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WE SHOULD DEFINITELY
DO IT AGAIN.
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I CAN'T WAIT.
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DO WHAT AGAIN?
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DANNY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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WAITING FOR YOU.
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WILL,
THIS IS MY SON, DANNY.
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HEY. WHAT'S UP?
'SU‐U‐P.
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DANNY, BABY,
WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
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OKAY.
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IN PRIVATE.
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OKAY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
MAYBE I SHOULD GO.
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NO. NO. NO. NO.
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. MNH‐MNH.
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DANNY...ARE YOU OKAY?
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OH, YEAH. I'M FINE.
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THEN I WILL MEET YOU INSIDE
AFTER I SAY GOODNIGHT.
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OKAY.
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GO ON IN.
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OH,
YOU WANT ME TO GO IN NOW?
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YES.
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OKAY.
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YES.
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[ LIPS SMACKING ]
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RIGHT NOW.
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BUT WAIT ‐‐
BUT, BABY. BABY.
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LET YOUR GRANDMOTHER KNOW
YOU'RE COMING IN.
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YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS
WHEN SOMEONE COMES IN LATE.
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OH, YEAH.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU WANT TO GO IN FIRST?
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DANNY.
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[ POT THUDS ]
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I'LL BE INSIDE.
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GRANDMA. IT'S ME, DANNY.
I'M COMING IN.
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I'M COMING IN!
DON'T YOU SHOOT!
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DOES HE ALWAYS HAVE TO ANSWER
LIKE THAT?
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SHE'S DANGEROUS
WHEN SHE'S SCARED...
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OH. OH.
249
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...OR JUST AWAKE.
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[ SIGHS ]
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YOU KNOW, THE LAST FEW WEEKS
HAVE BEEN REALLY GREAT.
252
00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:18,284
YES, THEY HAVE.
253
00:11:18,284 --> 00:11:19,319
YOU KNOW WHAT?
254
00:11:19,319 --> 00:11:21,154
WHAT?
255
00:11:21,154 --> 00:11:23,690
YOU'RE TOO GOOD
TO BE TRUE.
256
00:11:23,690 --> 00:11:25,892
WHAT?
257
00:11:25,892 --> 00:11:29,930
I MEAN,
YOU'RE SO...RIGHT.
258
00:11:29,930 --> 00:11:31,264
HUH?
259
00:11:31,264 --> 00:11:36,002
UH ‐‐ YOU'RE ‐‐ YOU'RE ‐‐
YOU'RE POLITE AND THOUGHTFUL
260
00:11:36,002 --> 00:11:37,303
AND ‐‐ AND...
261
00:11:37,303 --> 00:11:38,772
HANDSOME?
262
00:11:38,772 --> 00:11:42,042
AND MODEST.
263
00:11:42,042 --> 00:11:44,110
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'M JUST KIDDING.
264
00:11:44,110 --> 00:11:46,412
SO, WHAT IS IT?
265
00:11:46,412 --> 00:11:48,915
WHAT IS WHAT?
266
00:11:48,915 --> 00:11:51,417
WHAT'S THE CATCH?
267
00:11:51,417 --> 00:11:54,020
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN?
268
00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:59,893
THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING
ABOUT YOU THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
269
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:01,768
ARE YOU A SERIAL KILLER?
270
00:12:01,768 --> 00:12:04,871
NO.
271
00:12:04,871 --> 00:12:06,573
ARE YOU MARRIED?
272
00:12:06,573 --> 00:12:07,874
NO.
273
00:12:07,874 --> 00:12:09,910
ARE YOU
A CHRONIC BABY DADDY?
274
00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:11,545
NO.
275
00:12:11,545 --> 00:12:14,247
ARE ‐‐ ARE YOU A ‐‐
ARE YOU ‐‐
276
00:12:14,247 --> 00:12:15,248
LOOK.
277
00:12:15,248 --> 00:12:16,883
IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING,
278
00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:20,420
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING
WRONG IN ANYTHING OR ANYONE,
279
00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:22,723
BUT LIKE I TOLD YOU,
I'M JUST A REGULAR GUY.
280
00:12:22,723 --> 00:12:25,792
I SNORE LOUDLY.
281
00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:28,729
[ CHUCKLES ]
282
00:12:28,729 --> 00:12:31,598
I'M FAITHFUL
IN MY RELATIONSHIPS.
283
00:12:31,598 --> 00:12:35,368
OKAY? I'M NOT A LIAR,
I'M NOT A CHEAT.
284
00:12:35,368 --> 00:12:37,638
I'M JUST A REGULAR GUY.
285
00:12:37,638 --> 00:12:42,242
SO, THERE ARE NO SECRETS
I NEED TO BE WORRIED ABOUT?
286
00:12:42,242 --> 00:12:46,680
NO, WOMAN.
287
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,950
OKAY, MAN.
288
00:12:49,950 --> 00:12:53,119
[ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT.
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
289
00:12:53,119 --> 00:12:54,821
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
290
00:12:54,821 --> 00:12:56,823
I MEAN, IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO TELL ME?
291
00:12:56,823 --> 00:12:59,459
I'VE TOLD YOU
ALL ABOUT ME.
292
00:12:59,459 --> 00:13:00,834
YES, YOU'VE TOLD ME
YOU WERE DIVORCED,
293
00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:04,204
BUT IS THERE ANY CRAZINESS?
294
00:13:04,204 --> 00:13:06,673
I'M AN OPEN BOOK.
295
00:13:06,673 --> 00:13:09,576
I LIKE TO GO TO CHURCH,
I LIKE TO DANCE,
296
00:13:09,576 --> 00:13:11,477
I LIKE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
297
00:13:11,477 --> 00:13:15,849
I'M LOYAL, TRUSTWORTHY,
A TRUE FRIEND ‐‐ I'M AMAZING.
298
00:13:15,849 --> 00:13:18,885
OH.
SO, YOU'RE NOT A SERIAL KILLER?
299
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:22,422
[ Chuckling ] NO.
300
00:13:22,422 --> 00:13:23,957
BUT MY MAMA IS.
301
00:13:23,957 --> 00:13:26,893
OH.
302
00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:30,697
SHE'S A WILD WOMAN.
303
00:13:30,697 --> 00:13:32,633
OH, GOODY.
304
00:13:32,633 --> 00:13:35,836
LISTEN. I BETTER GET INSIDE
AND SEE WHAT MY SON NEEDS.
305
00:13:35,836 --> 00:13:38,371
OKAY.
306
00:13:38,371 --> 00:13:41,241
WELL, UH...I REALLY HAD
A GOOD TIME.
307
00:13:41,241 --> 00:13:42,776
ME TOO.
308
00:13:44,745 --> 00:13:47,213
YOU COMING IN?
309
00:13:47,213 --> 00:13:50,383
GOOD GOD!
THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.
310
00:13:50,383 --> 00:13:53,119
GOOD.
311
00:13:53,119 --> 00:13:56,189
Hattie Mae:
[ Muffled ] SHUT ‐‐ SHUT!
312
00:13:56,189 --> 00:14:01,201
WHY, SHUT THE HELL UP
AND GET AWAY FROM THAT DOOR!
313
00:14:03,369 --> 00:14:05,906
I HAD A GOOD TIME.
314
00:14:05,906 --> 00:14:09,375
ME TOO.
315
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:10,911
SEE YOU TOMORROW?
316
00:14:11,912 --> 00:14:14,014
NO.
317
00:14:14,014 --> 00:14:17,283
YEAH.
I'LL CALL YOU.
318
00:14:17,283 --> 00:14:18,418
LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
319
00:14:18,418 --> 00:14:20,486
UH...AND I'LL TAKE YOU
OUT TO THE LAKE,
320
00:14:20,486 --> 00:14:22,355
AND WE'LL WATCH
THE FIREWORKS SHOW.
321
00:14:22,355 --> 00:14:24,591
OH,
THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT.
322
00:14:24,591 --> 00:14:25,391
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
323
00:14:25,391 --> 00:14:26,527
OKAY.
324
00:14:26,527 --> 00:14:29,195
OH, AND NEXT TIME
I'LL BRING MY WALLET.
325
00:14:29,195 --> 00:14:32,232
OH, IT'S OKAY.
326
00:14:32,232 --> 00:14:34,968
NO, IT'S NOT.
I‐‐ IT'S NOT.
327
00:14:34,968 --> 00:14:37,103
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT?
328
00:14:37,103 --> 00:14:38,905
BYE.
BYE.
329
00:14:38,905 --> 00:14:40,707
BYE.
330
00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:49,783
OKAY, HE'S GONE NOW.
YOU CAN COME IN THE HOUSE.
331
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,222
BOY. [ SIGHS ]
332
00:14:56,222 --> 00:14:58,592
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
333
00:14:58,592 --> 00:15:00,226
WHAT'S THIS ABOUT HIM
FORGETTING HIS WALLET?
334
00:15:00,226 --> 00:15:03,236
AT DINNER.
HE FORGOT HIS WALLET, SO I PAID.
335
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,139
YOU TRYING TO SAY HE'S ‐‐
SAY WHAT NOW?
336
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,774
YEAH.
337
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:10,443
I DON'T LIKE THAT.
338
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,013
ME EITHER.
339
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,781
[ SCOFFS ]
HE'S GONNA PAY ME BACK.
340
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,850
[ SCOFFS ] NO, HE WON'T.
341
00:15:16,850 --> 00:15:20,521
LOOK.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
342
00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:23,156
I DON'T LIKE
THAT YOU GIVING THAT MAN MAHNY.
343
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:26,593
GIVING THAT MAN WHAT,
MAMA?
344
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,761
MAHNY.
345
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,663
GIVING THAT MAN WHAT?
346
00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:30,664
MAHNY.
347
00:15:30,664 --> 00:15:33,333
WHAT?
348
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,803
PESO! DINERO! MAHNY!
349
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,976
MONEY, MAMA. YOU KNOW
WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.
350
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:45,445
SEE,
THAT WHAT I SAID ‐‐ MAHNY.
351
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,181
IT WAS DINNER. I PAID.
WILL Y'ALL RELAX?
352
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,150
W‐‐ I‐‐ WHAT IS IT?
353
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,018
I DON'T LIKE THIS MAN.
354
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:55,088
LISTEN. DANNY.
355
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,657
I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS
WITH YOU.
356
00:15:56,657 --> 00:15:58,358
YOU DON'T LIKE ANY MAN
THAT I DATE.
357
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,326
BUT HAVEN'T I BEEN RIGHT?
358
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:03,136
HE GOT A POINT THERE.
359
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,905
THIS IS MY LIFE, SON.
360
00:16:04,905 --> 00:16:06,540
SHE GOT A POINT THERE.
361
00:16:08,174 --> 00:16:10,176
MAMA, WAIT.
362
00:16:10,176 --> 00:16:11,578
JUST, PLEASE, SLOW DOWN.
363
00:16:11,578 --> 00:16:14,180
THAT AIN'T NO POINT THERE.
364
00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,682
YES, IT IS.
365
00:16:15,682 --> 00:16:18,384
SHE ALWAYS GOES HEAD FIRST
INTO THESE RELATIONSHIPS.
366
00:16:18,384 --> 00:16:21,054
UH ‐‐ WAIT A MINUTE NOW.
I'M YOUR MOTHER.
367
00:16:21,054 --> 00:16:23,389
MAMA, I'M NOT BEING
DISRESPECTFUL.
368
00:16:23,389 --> 00:16:26,527
I'M JUST SAYING YOU SHOULD
SLOW DOWN. THAT'S ALL.
369
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:27,928
I GOT THIS.
370
00:16:27,928 --> 00:16:30,330
SHE SAY SHE GOT THAT.
371
00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:33,266
GRANDMA HATTIE,
WILL YOU STOP IT?
372
00:16:33,266 --> 00:16:35,836
OH, YOU GOT A LITTLE HAIR
ON YOUR CHEST.
373
00:16:35,836 --> 00:16:37,971
NOW YOU WANT TO BUCK UP,
BUTT IN?
374
00:16:37,971 --> 00:16:39,773
JUMP ON OVER HERE.
375
00:16:39,773 --> 00:16:42,475
I'M SERIOUS.
376
00:16:42,475 --> 00:16:44,210
DON'T FALL FOR THIS GUY
SO QUICKLY.
377
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:46,079
DANNY,
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
378
00:16:46,079 --> 00:16:48,982
NOW, I‐I‐I KNOW THAT THIS IS
COMING FROM A PLACE OF LOVE,
379
00:16:48,982 --> 00:16:51,184
BUT THIS IS STARTING TO BE
A BIT INSULTING.
380
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,053
HOW'S THAT?
381
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:54,655
YOU THINK
I'M SO LONELY AND DESPERATE
382
00:16:54,655 --> 00:16:57,090
I'M GONNA FALL FOR THE FIRST MAN
THAT WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR.
383
00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:59,726
NO, I'M NOT SAYING THAT.
THEN WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
384
00:16:59,726 --> 00:17:02,869
I'M SAYING
YOU SHOULD SLOW DOWN.
385
00:17:02,869 --> 00:17:04,838
BABY, HOW 'BOUT THIS ‐‐
386
00:17:04,838 --> 00:17:08,875
YOU GET A WOMAN,
AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF MY MAN.
387
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:11,578
OOH‐HOO!
388
00:17:11,578 --> 00:17:15,415
[ HUMS ]
389
00:17:15,415 --> 00:17:17,283
I'M GOING TO BED.
GOODNIGHT.
390
00:17:17,283 --> 00:17:20,253
M‐MAMA!
391
00:17:20,253 --> 00:17:22,322
GOODNIGHT.
392
00:17:22,322 --> 00:17:24,157
[ SIGHS ]
393
00:17:28,428 --> 00:17:30,964
SHE GOT YOU TOLD THERE.
394
00:17:32,332 --> 00:17:34,601
GOODNIGHT.
395
00:17:34,601 --> 00:17:37,437
SLEEP TIGHT.
396
00:17:37,437 --> 00:17:41,174
DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE.
397
00:17:41,174 --> 00:17:43,810
YEAH, GRANDMA.
I HEARD HER.
398
00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:46,246
YEAH, LIGHT'S OUT.
[ SNORES ]
399
00:17:49,349 --> 00:17:51,151
[ CHUCKLES ]
400
00:17:51,151 --> 00:17:52,919
OOH, HE MAD NOW.
401
00:17:52,919 --> 00:17:54,921
HE REALLY MAD NOW.
402
00:17:56,657 --> 00:17:58,925
SHE TOLD THAT ASS OFF.
403
00:18:01,101 --> 00:18:03,504
[ As Linda ]
GO GET YOU A WOMAN.
404
00:18:03,504 --> 00:18:07,073
LET ME TEND TO MY MAN.
405
00:18:07,073 --> 00:18:08,675
MEH!
406
00:18:08,675 --> 00:18:10,844
MATTER OF FACT,
WHY YOU AIN'T GOT NO WOMAN?
407
00:18:13,013 --> 00:18:15,549
[ CHUCKLES ]
408
00:18:15,549 --> 00:18:18,018
NOW, GRANDMA, YOU KNOW
THIS IS NOT GONNA END WELL.
409
00:18:18,018 --> 00:18:19,553
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
410
00:18:19,553 --> 00:18:21,988
THEN WHY DID HE ASK HER
FOR MONEY?
411
00:18:21,988 --> 00:18:24,958
YEAH, I DON'T LIKE
THE FACT SHE GAVE HIM HER MAHNY.
412
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,737
GRANDMA,
YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
413
00:18:36,737 --> 00:18:38,438
I AM DOING SOMETHING.
414
00:18:38,438 --> 00:18:39,272
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
415
00:18:39,272 --> 00:18:40,507
SITTING HERE.
416
00:18:40,507 --> 00:18:42,643
YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING,
GRANDMA.
417
00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,110
ME?! WHY ME?!
418
00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:46,513
'CAUSE THAT'S YOUR DAUGHTER.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT HER.
419
00:18:46,513 --> 00:18:48,949
THAT'S A GROWN‐ASS WOMAN.
420
00:18:48,949 --> 00:18:52,686
BUT, GRANDMA, SHE'S TOO NICE,
AND PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE.
421
00:18:52,686 --> 00:18:53,954
YOU KNOW WHAT, BABY?
422
00:18:53,954 --> 00:18:57,090
SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO LET
PEOPLE LEARN ON THEIR OWN.
423
00:18:57,090 --> 00:18:59,626
MY MAMA
ALWAYS USED TO TELL ME
424
00:18:59,626 --> 00:19:02,402
"TAUGHT SENSE IS BETTER
THAN BOUGHT SENSE."
425
00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:05,405
AND I DONE TALK TO YOUR MAMA
TILL I'M BLUE IN THE FACE.
426
00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:07,808
SHE GONNA HAVE TO FACE
THAT DEMON HERSELF.
427
00:19:07,808 --> 00:19:09,109
DEMON?
428
00:19:09,109 --> 00:19:11,645
OH, HELL YEAH, DEMON.
429
00:19:11,645 --> 00:19:15,782
BABY, IT'S NOT OKAY
TO ALWAYS BE NAIVE,
430
00:19:15,782 --> 00:19:20,453
FEELINGS HURT,
CHEATED ON, TALKED ABOUT,
431
00:19:20,453 --> 00:19:27,160
♪♪ SCORNED, MISUSED AND ABUSED,
LIED TO ♪♪
432
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,595
GRANDMA.
433
00:19:28,595 --> 00:19:29,663
♪♪ OH ♪♪
434
00:19:29,663 --> 00:19:31,632
GRANDMA. COME BACK.
435
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:36,202
YOU WANNA ENJOY THIS
BLACK HISTORY MOMENT OR NOT?
436
00:19:39,139 --> 00:19:42,375
ALL I'M SAYING, BABY, IS IF THAT
KEEPS HAPPENING TO A WOMAN,
437
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:44,344
YOU DON'T QUESTION
WHETHER OR NOT
438
00:19:44,344 --> 00:19:46,412
THE MAN IS TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF YOU.
439
00:19:46,412 --> 00:19:48,214
YOU QUESTION YOURSELF.
440
00:19:48,214 --> 00:19:51,852
WHAT DID I DO TO KEEP ALLOWING
THIS TO HAPPEN?
441
00:19:51,852 --> 00:19:55,155
WELL, AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO
PROTECT THE ONES THAT WE LOVE,
442
00:19:55,155 --> 00:19:57,023
EVEN IF IT'S
FROM THEMSELVES?
443
00:19:57,023 --> 00:19:59,025
AND HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE
WE DO THAT?
444
00:19:59,025 --> 00:20:01,367
BY FORBIDDING HER
TO SEE WILL.
445
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:05,506
BABY, SOMETIMES, YOU JUST
HAVE TO HOPE FOR THE BEST.
446
00:20:05,506 --> 00:20:07,874
YOUR MAMA MADE HER MIND UP
ON THAT.
447
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:12,546
[ REMOTE CLICKING ]
448
00:20:12,546 --> 00:20:14,881
GRANDMA,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
449
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:17,317
TRYING TO CHANGE YOU
450
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,586
AND GET YOU TO GET YOU
THE HELL UP OUT MY HOUSE.
451
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:27,561
DON'T YOU WISH IT WAS THIS EASY
TO CHANGE MY MOM'S MIND?
452
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:31,665
OH, HELL YEAH.
THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE.
453
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:35,235
WHAT KIND OF FAMILY
IS THIS?
454
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,938
AREN'T YOU HAPPY
YOU A PART OF IT?
455
00:20:37,938 --> 00:20:41,808
SOMETIMES.
456
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,476
[ REMOTE CLICKING ]
457
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,613
STOP.
458
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,916
[ SIGHS ]
459
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,853
THIS IS NOT GONNA END WELL.
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