Original subtitles

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

WE CLOSED!

WONDER WHO IT IS.

I DON'T KNOW,

BUT DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR TILL I GET MY PIECE.

ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS GO TAKE THAT FACE OVER THERE,

AND THEY'LL RUN AWAY.

WHO IS IT?!

IT'S ME, DANNY!

[ Singsong voice ] OH! IT'S MY DANNY.

GIRL, DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR!

[ Normal voice ] HEY, BABY.

HEY, MAMA.

YOU'RE HERE LATE.

YEAH, SORRY. HEY, GRANDMA.

DON'T SIT THAT CLOSE TO MY MONEY!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I JUST STOPPED BY TO SAY HI

AND MAYBE GRAB SOMETHING QUICK TO EAT.

I JUST TURNED THE GRILL OFF, SO HI, BYE.

OKAY.

I'LL JUST HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS.

NO, BABY.

YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BE HANGING OUT WITH US.

YOU KNOW, I TOLD YOUR MOTHER WHEN YOU WAS A LITTLE BOY ‐‐

[ CHUCKLES ] HE'S STILL A LITTLE BOY.

I TOLD YOUR MOTHER

THAT YOU NEED TO HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE MORE YOUR OWN AGE!

BUT I LIKE HANGING WITH YOU GUYS.

[ CHUCKLES ] YOU'RE OLD.

JUST CAN'T CONTROL YOUR FLATULENCE.

[ FARTS ]

[ SNIFFS ]

UH! SEE!

[ LAUGHS ]

HEE, HEE, HEE.

[ FARTS ]

WHERE'S SAM?

IT'S SATURDAY. HE WENT OUT.

WHICH IS WHERE YOU SHOULD BE, HANGING OUT WITH HIM.

NO. I'D RATHER BE RIGHT HERE WITH MY MOMMY.

OH, THIS IS SAD.

WE GONNA HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS HERE.

IT'S NOT SAD, IT'S SWEET.

[ CHUCKLES ]

MWAH, MWAH, MWAH, MWAH, MWAH.

NO, IT'S NOT. [ IMITATES SMOOCHING ]

YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE.

HIS LIFE IS WITH HIS MOMMY.

HE LIKES BEING AROUND ME.

YEAH, EVERY FOUR HOURS, LIKE YOU'RE BREAST‐FEEDING HIM.

YOU NEED TO FIND YOUR OWN LIFE. GET A LIFE, SON.

BABY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU NEED TO GET OUT AND SHAKE YOUR ‐‐

SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING.

JUST SHAKE IT.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,

I WAS TURNING THIS HERE WORLD UPSIDE DOWN.

BAM! BAM!

NO.

I'M FINE RIGHT HERE WITH MY MOTHER.

OH, DANNY.

THIS HERE IS MAKING ME SICK.

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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

MOM, YOUR HANDS ARE SO SOFT!

[ CHUCKLES ]

IS THAT LAVENDER?

IT IS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OOH.

IT'S ONE HAND FIRST, SILLY.

[ CHUCKLES ] YOU'RE RIGHT.

LET'S DO IT AGAIN. DO IT AGAIN.

[ HANDS SLAPPING ]

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

YOU SO CRAZY.

ARE THEY A COUPLE?

[ BOTH SIGH ]

YEAH, A COUPLE OF DAMN FOOLS.

I GOT A PLAN, AND I THINK IT MIGHT WORK.

TRY IT. HOLD ON.

UH, UH, UH, DANNY, BABY?

UH, YES?

OH, BABE, COME HERE. HERE.

TAKE THIS HERE MOP AND MOP THE FLOOR FOR ME HERE.

GRANDMA NEEDS YOUR HELP.

WELL [SIGHS] OKAY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH, HELL, NO!

TA‐DA! STEP AWAY FROM THE MOP!

STEP AWAY FROM THE MOP! THIS IS NOT A BATON!

YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED TO GO OUT AND HAVE SOME FUN, SON.

I AGREE!

IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO DO THAT, DON'T FORCE HIM.

BABY, DON'T GIVE INTO THAT PEER PRESSURE.

PEER PRESSURE?!

BABY, HE AIN'T NONE OF MY PEER!

THIS HERE IS JUST DAMN PRESSURE!

MAYBE YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.

NO, THEY'RE NOT.

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SPENDING TIME WITH YOUR MAMA.

HMPH.

A LOT OF SERIAL KILLERS SPEND A LOT OF TIME WITH THEIR MAMA.

BABY, YOU NEED TO GET OUT.

SOW YOUR OATS, BABY!

YOU NEED TO GET OUT

AND JUST MEET NEW PEOPLE AND EVERYTHING.

IF YOU TRY IT, YOU MIGHT LIKE IT.

YEAH, I MEAN, YOU COULD MAYBE GO OUT WITH SAM SOMETIME.

SAM?

THE BOY IS TERRIBLE.

BABY, THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO ‐‐

GO OUT AND MEET YOU SOME WOMEN.

UH, I DON'T THINK SO.

UM, NEPHEW.

UM, YOU DO LIKE WOMEN, RIGHT?

YES, UNCLE FLOYD.

I LIKE THEIR PURSE AND THEIR DRESS, AND...

THEIR NAILS JUST ALWAYS SEEM TO MATCH.

[ CHUCKLES ]

MOM, YOU TAUGHT ME WELL.

[ CHUCKLES ]

FASHION, BABY! FASHION!

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH, HELL, NO! HELL, NO!

YOU'RE WORSE THAN I THOUGHT.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

[ BOTH SIGH ]

BABY, GO OUT! HAVE SOME FUN!

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. I AM YOUNG.

AND SINGLE.

AND PRETTY LIKE YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

HA!

[ LAUGHS ]

WHOO!

IT AIN'T THAT DAMN FUNNY.

WHEW. OKAY.

I'M JUST GONNA GO DO IT.

OKAY. [ STAMMERS ]

W‐WAIT, BAB‐‐ WAIT.

WAIT, BABY.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

WELL, FIRST I'M GONNA START WITH A TRIP TO THE LAKE.

[ GASPS ]

THEN TO THE ICE CREAM PARLOR!

I LOVE CHERRIES. [ LAUGHS ]

OH, MAYBE THEN SOME FUDGE

AND I'LL JUST... GO WILD.

[ LAUGHS ]

NEXT, HE'LL PUT SPRINKLES ON IT.

CAN'T FORGET THE SPRINKLES, MOM!

OH, NO. NOT THE SPRINKLES.

[ STAMMERS ] HERE, HERE, HERE.

HERE. TAKE THIS QUARTER.

AND YOU CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.

NOW, WHERE THE HELL HE GONNA FIND A PHONE BOOTH AT?!

THIS HERE IS JUST IGNORANT!

I'LL JUST USE THE PHONE AT THE ICE CREAM PARLOR.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

OH, JUST RUSHED OVER HERE

FROM THE ICE CREAM PARLOR.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD OVERDOSE ON FUDGE.

[ SIGHS ] I THOUGHT I MISSED YOU.

NO.

NO ONE GOES OUT UNTIL RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

AFTER MIDNIGHT IS WHEN THE PARTY BEGINS

AND THE PANTIES RESCIND.

[ LAUGHS ]

OH, YOU LOOK NICE!

[ TV TURNS OFF ]

THANKS.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

OUT TO THE PINKNESS PARTY.

OH. THAT SOUNDS FUN.

YES.

IT'S GONNA BE WALL‐TO‐WALL WITH WOMEN

AND FLOOR‐TO‐CEILING WITH ALCOHOL.

OH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN.

WELL, IT'S GONNA BE.

OH, HOLD ON! HOLD ON!

WHAT?

UH, HOW COME

YOU NEVER ASK ME TO GO OUT WITH YOU?

WHAT?!

YOU NEVER ASK ME.

I DO ASK YOU!

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU ASKED ME?

[ STAMMERING ] [ MIMICS STAMMERING ]

WHAT?

THREE MONTHS AGO! HA‐HA!

TO THE PARTY AND THE ELEPHANT.

BUT YOU NEEDED A DRIVER.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH.

AND WHAT DID YOU SAY?

I SAID NO!

RIGHT.

SO, IF YOU CAN'T BE THERE TO DRIVE,

YOU CAN'T BE THERE TO RIDE!

WHOA.

OKAY, SAM, COME ON. A‐ASK ME.

DANNY, YOU ALWAYS SAY NO.

I WON'T THIS TIME.

YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU WANT TO GO AS SOON AS WE GET THERE.

I WON'T THIS TIME.

YOU ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT THE WOMEN.

I WON'T THIS TIME.

YOU ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR SHOES.

THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO COORDINATE

WITH THE REST OF THE OUTFIT.

YOU ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MUSIC.

[ SIGHS ] I WON'T.

PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE ASK ME!

[ LAUGHS ]

NO! BYE.

WAIT!

NOT SO LOW! OH.

ASK ME.

I WANT TO GO.

I CAN'T GO OUT WITH YOU!

YOU'RE JUST GONNA SIT THERE ALL NIGHT

AND COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING.

I PROMISE I WON'T.

WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?

NOTHING.

I JUST WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN.

OKAY.

DANNY, DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME TONIGHT?

YES!

NO. [ LAUGHS ]

YES! I WANT TO!

DANNY, THIS IS A ROUGH CROWD, OKAY?

THEY DON'T DO KARAOKE AND BASKET WEAVING.

WELL, IF THEY'D JUST DO VOCAL EXERCISES,

THEY'D BE GREAT AT KARAOKE.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

[ Deep voice ] I CAN HANDLE MYSELF.

OKAY, FINE.

[ Normal voice ] IS THAT A YES?

YES.

DANNY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME?

YES! ALL RIGHT.

GO GET DRESSED.

GREAT!

OOH! WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?

WAIT! IS THIS SHIRT TOO TIGHT?!

SAM!

SAM! OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA GO LIKE THIS!

YOU'RE NOT LEAVING ME!

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

Hattie Mae: YOU HEAR THAT? THERE IT IS AGAIN.

I GOT ONE THING TO TELL YA, BUDDY.

I DON'T SLEEP NOR SLUMBER.

I ALWAYS SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN

AND THE OTHER EYE HALFWAY OPEN.

Y'ALL ROLL UP IN HERE.

I DOUBLE‐DOG DARE YOU TO COME IN HERE IN THE DEN.

WHO IS IT?

GIRL, SHUT UP!

I DON'T KNOW,

BUT I'M ABOUT TO UNLEASH THIS CLIP ON THEM, BABY.

MAMA, I HAVE TOLD YOU.

YOU HAVE TO ASK WHO IT IS FIRST BEFORE YOU START SHOOTING.

BUT WHAT ‐‐ WHAT FUN IS IN THAT?

YOU ARE THE WORST!

AND THEY ABOUT TO BE THE DEAD.

GIRL, BE CAREFUL.

WHO IS IT?

IT'S SAM!

SEE?

OH, HELL. I'M ABOUT TO KILL MY BABY DAD.

SAM. HI!

SA‐‐

WHAT IS HE DOING?

SAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

HUH?

JUST STOPPING BY.

THIS TIME OF NIGHT?!

NO!

[ CHUCKLES ] THIS IS EARLY FOR ME.

WHAT IS HE DOING?!

WHERE'S DANNY?

UH, HE'S ‐‐ HE, UH...

SAM!

GET TO TALKING!

I ‐‐ YOU'RE WORRYING ME!

WHERE'S DANNY?!

GET TO TALKING NOW.

I CAN'T FIND DANNY!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T FIND HIM?

WELL, WE WENT TO THE CLUB, AND HE DISAPPEARED!

WHAT?!

WAIT! WHAT HAPPENED?!

AND START FROM THE BEGINNING.

OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.

WE WENT TO THE PINKNESS PARTY AT THE PINK MADNESS CLUB,

AND WE WERE TOGETHER ALL NIGHT, OKAY?

AND THEN I MET THIS GIRL,

AND I WAS GONE FOR, LIKE, FIVE MINUTES.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

WELL... [ CHUCKLES ]

IT DON'T TAKE HIM LONG. JUST FINISH THE STORY.

THEN I WENT BACK TO LOOK FOR DANNY, AND HE WAS GONE!

OH! OH, MAMA!

W‐W‐WELL, MAYBE HE WENT TO THE HOUSE ALREADY.

NO. WE RODE TOGETHER.

HE COULDN'T HAVE LEFT WITHOUT ME.

WELL, MAYBE H‐HE GOT A RIDE

WITH ONE OF THE LITTLE GIRLS.

[ Chuckling ] THIS IS DANNY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

MAMA, I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THAT QUARTER FROM HIM!

HE COULD BE OUT THERE HURT SOMEWHERE!

NO, JUST COME ON.

COME ON HERE, AND LET'S GO FIND HIM.

WHERE YOU LEAVE HIM AT?!

[ Normal voice ] ARE YOU TWO REALLY GONNA LEAVE THE HOUSE LOOKING LIKE THAT?

YEAH, WE'RE GONNA BE WEARING THIS HERE TO YOUR FUNERAL

IF YOU DON'T COME ON HERE.

OH, HELL.

LIKE HE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO BABYSIT GOOD.

TOOK HIS PACIFIER AND HIS BOTTLE.

OOH.

OH, I'M SO WORRIED.

WE DONE LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR THAT BOY.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE COULD BE.

I KNOW ONE DOGGONE THING.

Y'ALL ALL GONNA PITCH IN AND GIVE ME SOME GAS MONEY.

GOT ME RUNNING MY DOGGONE DEUCING ACCORD ALL OVER TOWN.

DON'T CARE WHERE, IT DON'T GET FIVE FEET TO THE GALLON.

KIND OF LIKE YOUR FACE.

SLAP THE TASTE OUT OF BOTH OF Y'ALL MOUTH

AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

WE HAVE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.

YES, WE HAVE.

[ Voice breaking ] MY BABY COULD BE HURT...

OUT THERE IN THE STREETS.

WHY THE HELL YOU GOT TO BE SO DAMN DRAMATIC?!

[ CHUCKLES ]

AND I KNOW YOU BETTER GET YOUR DAMN FINGER OUT MY FACE.

'CAUSE THE SAME THING YOU DO TO ME IS ALREADY DONE TO YOU.

AND, SAM, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING OUT FOR HIM!

[ SOBS ] I GOT TO FIND HIM!

WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!

I TOLD YOU SHE SHOULD HAVE PLAYED FOOTBALL.

♪♪ IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY ♪♪

♪♪ IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY ♪♪

DANNY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

WHERE HAVE WE BEEN, LADIES?

OH! THEY DON'T KNOW, EITHER!

[ LAUGHS ]

THEY TOOK ME TO FUNKY TOWN.

AND I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO JONESTOWN

IF YOU SCARE US LIKE THAT AGAIN.

WHAT?

SORRY.

YOU SAID "GO OUT AND PARTY."

[ LAUGHS ]

NOW, LINDA, WE DID TELL HIM TO GO OUT.

I GOT MY SAM ON!

[ LAUGHS ] DAT'S MY BOY!

I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU!

DANNY, HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?

I HAD A SHOT. [ LAUGHS ]

THAT'S ALL?

THE SHOTS ARE OUT OF A CANNON.

[ LAUGHS ]

IT'S A LOT.

BUT I'M GOOD.

MNH. OOH.

UNH‐UNH. BABY, HERE.

HERE.

IT'LL SEEP RIGHT THROUGH THAT, HATTIE.

WELL, CLEAN IT UP THEN, FLOYD.

HMPH. THEY GONNA LOSE THEIR DEPOSIT.

HE'S ABOUT TO LOSE HIS DEPOSIT!

MNH‐MNH.

BABY.

BABY, I DON'T LIKE THIS.

WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?

SAM. [ GIGGLES ]

MNH!

WHAT THE WHAT?!

GRANDMA, YOU AND UNCLE FLOYD WERE RIGHT.

I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE HANGING OUT WITH OLD PEOPLE.

SO, I'M JUST GONNA PARTY EVERY NIGHT.

[ LAUGHS ]

AND Y'ALL NEED TO GO HOME.

MAMA, DON'T PUT OUT THE PARTY!

THEY'RE TAKING CARE OF ME.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM, DANNY!

WHO ARE THESE...WOMEN?

[ SIGHS ]

WELL, THIS IS JANET, AND THIS IS R‐R‐REMY.

I'M MICHAEL, NOW Y'ALL BEAT IT!

ACTUALLY, HATTIE,

YOU LOOK A LOT MORE LIKE BUBBLES.

[ LAUGHS ]

MNH.

THAT'S IT. YOU'RE MOVING BACK HOME.

WHY?!

HE CAN'T STAY HERE WITH SAM!

HE IS A HORRIBLE INFLUENCE!

WAIT! I DIDN'T TELL HIM TO COME.

HE'S RIGHT. HE DIDN'T.

MAMA, YOU, AND YOU, UNCLE FLOYD.

Y'ALL DID THIS!

WAIT, I'M STILL STUCK ON THE PART

WHERE YOU'RE TELLING HIM TO COME HOME!

YOU DON'T OWN THAT HOME, SISTER GIRL!

MAMA, HE CAN'T STAY HERE!

YES, THE HELL HE CAN, TOO!

HEY!

I'M IN THE ROOM!

NOW YOU ABOUT TO BE IN YOUR ROOM.

GIRL, MOVE OUT THE WAY!

GET UP AND GO AND LAY DOWN!

WHOA! OH!

GO ON!

OW.

OH, HE ACT LIKE HE WANT TO TAKE HIS TIME.

TAKE YOUR TIME... I'M GOING, GRANDMA!

... AND I'LL DO IT RIGHT FOR YOU.

SAM, YOU HAVE HIM

DOWN AT THAT DINER VERY FIRST THING IN THE MORNING!

YOU HEAR ME?!

OKAY. WE'LL BE THERE AT THE CRACK OF NOON.

SAM, I TELL YOU ONE THING.

YOU BETTER HAVE HIM DOWN THERE

AT THAT DINER BY 7:00 A.M. IN THE MORNING,

ELSE I'M A BE CRACKING A WHIP ACROSS YOUR ASS!

SO VIOLENT!

I LOVE IT.

AAH!

DID HE RUB SOMETHING ON ME?

DAMN FREAK.

COME ON HERE, LINDA. LET'S GO.

YEAH, LET ME GET Y'ALL HOME

BEFORE SOMEBODY SPOT Y'ALL BEFORE DAYLIGHT.

DANNY!

SAM!

GRANDMA, DON'T YELL.

WELL, WHY NOT?!

YOU AIN'T FEELING WELL?!

LONG NIGHT, HUH?

[ SIGHS ]

I WAS SO DRUNK, I THOUGHT I SAW BIGFOOT ATTACKING ME

WHILE I WAS SPINNING AROUND THE DANCE FLOOR.

WELL, THAT WHAT'S HAPPENS

WHEN YOU SEE YOUR GRANDMA BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP.

DANNY, I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

WHAT? HE JUST HAD A GOOD TIME.

YEAH, LINDA.

AND HE COULD HAVE GOTTEN HURT.

WELL, SOMETIMES BEING HURT BY SOME SEXY WOMEN FEELS GOOD.

WELL, I'M ABOUT TO MAKE YOU FEEL REAL GOOD.

CAN YOU GUYS JUST KEEP IT DOWN?

WELL, WHY WOULD WE DO THAT, DANNY?!

NOW, YOU'RE GONNA LISTEN AT ME!

DO I HAVE A CHOICE, GRANDMA?

YEAH, YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES!

YOU CAN LISTEN AT ME THIS WAY,

OR YOU CAN LISTEN AT ME THROUGH A BULLHORN!

DANNY, BABY, WE WANT YOU TO GO OUT, ENJOY YOURSELF,

HAVE A GOOD TIME DOING IT, BABY.

BUT YOU GOT TO BE MORE RESPONSIBLE WHEN YOU DO IT.

YOU UNDERSTAND?

YES.

BABY, WE LOVE YOU.

AND WE WANT YOU TO MAKE GOOD DECISIONS.

BABY, YOU CAN'T GO OUT HERE AND GET THAT DRUNK

TO WHERE YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME AND WHERE YOU LIVE

AND HANGING OUT WITH ALL THESE DIFFERENT WOMEN

AND DON'T KNOW WHO THEY IS.

BABY, YOU HAVE TO MAKE GOOD DECISIONS,

AND THAT WAS NOT A GOOD DECISION GETTING THAT DRUNK.

YOU HEAR ME?

YES.

SEE, WHAT YOU GOT TO DO IS, DANNY,

FIRST YOU GOT TO ‐‐

SHUT THE HELL UP, FLOYD!

YOU DO THE SAME DAMN THING, AND YOU TWICE HIS AGE.