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♪♪ IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY ♪♪
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♪♪ IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY ♪♪
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♪♪ SAM DIDN'T PARTY
THE WEEKEND AWAY ♪♪
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[ SIGHS ]
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[ HUMMING ]
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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WHO COULD THAT BE,
BOYS AND GIRLS?
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GOOD MORNING!
COME ON IN!
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NO. I DON'T WANT
TO BE LATE FOR WORK.
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COME ON.
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WE HAVE AN HOUR.
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I KNOW THAT.
BUT I'M NOT COMING IN THERE.
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WHY?
IT'S MONDAY MORNING.
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AND EVERYONE KNOWS
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THAT AFTER SAM HAS PARTIED
ALL WEEKEND,
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THAT PLACE SMELLS LIKE
THE BACK OF A 1995 CADILLAC.
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IT'S BEEN SITTING IN THE SUN
ALL DAY.
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IT'S ALL HOT AND MUSTY.
THE WINDOWS ARE ALL FOGGED UP.
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I KEPT SCREAMING, "NO, NO,
TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST!"
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AH ‐‐
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COME BACK, DREW.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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SORRY. FLASHBACK.
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YEAH.
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IT'S CLEAN.
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OH. I SEE.
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HE DIDN'T PARTY
ALL WEEKEND.
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HE DIDN'T?
NO.
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SO IT'S SAFE TO COME IN.
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WOW.
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IT IS CLEAN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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TOLD YOU.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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[ SNIFFS ] MMM.
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AND IT SMELLS GOOD, TOO.
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[ EXHALES ]
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YEAH, HE EVEN HELPED ME
CLEAN THE APARTMENT.
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GEEZ.
WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO HIM?
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JUST TRYING TO BEHAVE,
I GUESS.
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IS HE DYING?
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NO.
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ARE YOU DYING?
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NO.
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THEN THIS MAKES
NO SENSE TO ME.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE. IT'S SAM.
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SAM ONLY THINKS
ABOUT HIMSELF.
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HE NEVER DOES ANYTHING
FOR ANYONE ELSE.
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EVER.
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BUT I THINK
HE DID IT FOR ME.
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♪♪ 'CAUSE
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY ♪♪
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♪♪ IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY ♪♪
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♪♪ AND SAM DIDN'T PARTY
THE WEEKEND AWAY ♪♪
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WELL, I SEE
YOU SPENT YOUR WEEKEND
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WATCHING
BROADWAY MUSICALS AGAIN.
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YEAH.
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YOUR MOM WAS HERE?
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YEAH.
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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS
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SO, LET ME GET THIS RIGHT.
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HE DIDN'T PARTY
ALL WEEKEND?
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NO.
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♪♪ IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY ♪♪
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STOP IT!
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IT'S NOT ATTRACTIVE.
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WHERE IS HE NOW?
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STILL ASLEEP.
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DANNY, GO WAKE HIM UP.
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I TRIED.
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WELL, TRY AGAIN.
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I DON'T WANT
TO BE LATE FOR WORK.
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I KNOCKED ON THE DOOR ALREADY
THIS MORNING,
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AND HE DIDN'T ANSWER.
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WELL, I GUESS
YOU BETTER GO IN THERE.
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I'M NOT GOING IN THERE.
YOU GO.
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INTO HIS ROOM?
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YEAH.
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NOT WITHOUT A CLEARANCE FROM
THE CDC FOR THAT ROOM.
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YOU KNOW HE NASTY.
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DANNY, GO WAKE HIM UP.
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FINE. I'LL GO.
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[ SIGHS ]
[ HUMMING ]
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HE'S GOT COMPANY
IN THERE!
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I DON'T WANT TO INTRUDE!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, COMPANY?
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A GIRL.
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DANNY, THIS IS SAM.
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HE'S ALWAYS GETTING IT.
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[ Mockingly ] STOP IT!
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THAT'S NOT ATTRACTIVE.
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[ Normal voice ] HEY.
I WAS JUST COMING TO WAKE YOU.
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UM [SCOFFS] WHY ARE YOU
NOT DRESSED FOR WORK?
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NO DRESS.
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WHAT?
NO WORK.
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ARE YOU OKAY?
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SCRATCH THAT,
'CAUSE I KNOW HE'S NOT.
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SAM, WHAT'S WRONG?
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I HAVE A PROBLEM.
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WELL, WE ALL KNOW THAT.
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BUT A BOTTLE OF LITHIUM
WILL GET YOU STRAIGHT.
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TRUST ME. I KNOW.
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NEVER MIND.
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SAM, WHAT'S WRONG?
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THIS IS BAD.
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WHAT'S BAD?
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YOU KNOW, DANNY TOLD ME
YOU STOPPED PARTYING, BUDDY.
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THIS IS GOOD.
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[ SNIFFS ]
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ALL GOOD.
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[ Voice breaking ]
NOT SO GOOD FOR ME!
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WHY?
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WELL, BECAUSE THIS ‐‐
THIS KIND OF THING
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WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED
IF I'D BEEN PARTYING!
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OR IF IT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED,
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I WOULD HAVE BEEN TOO DRUNK
TO REMEMBER.
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OH, GOD.
WAS I TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER?
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
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OH, I HAVE TO FIND A LAWYER!
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SAM!
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OH,
I CAN'T FACE THIS ALONE!
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OH, HE'S LOST IT.
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WHAT DO I DO? THIS IS AWFUL!
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SAM, ARE YOU GONNA TELL US
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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DO YOU GUYS LOVE ME?
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NO.
NO.
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COME ON! THIS IS SERIOUS!
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AND WE SERIOUSLY SAID
NO.
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DANNY!
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SAM!
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DO YOU LOVE ME?
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WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS
SINCE WE WERE KIDS.
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OH.
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THAT STILL DOESN'T ANSWER
THE QUESTION!
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RIGHT.
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DANNY!
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LOOK, HE TRIED
TO LET YOU DOWN EASY, OKAY?
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NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
YOU'LL BE ON THE PHONE,
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AND YOU'LL SAY, "I LOVE YOU,"
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BUT YOU WON'T HEAR IT
FROM THE OTHER SIDE.
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OH, NO.
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INSTEAD, YOU'LL JUST FIND OUT
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THAT HE MARRIED BECKY
FROM GYM CLASS!
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I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE
GOT IN THAT CADILLAC.
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DO YOU NEED YOUR MEDS?
[ CHUCKLES ]
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I'M SORRY.
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COME ON.
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HAVEN'T I ALWAYS BEEN THERE
FOR YOU GUYS IN TIMES OF NEED?
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NO.NO.
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WHEN HAVE YOU EVER
BEEN THERE?
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RIGHT.
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YOU'RE, LIKE, THE LAST PERSON
WE CAN COUNT ON.
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RIGHT?
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THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
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I COULD REALLY USE A FRIEND
RIGHT NOW.
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OKAY, SAM.
WHAT IS IT?
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I NEED YOU TO SWEAR
THAT YOU WILL BE BY MY SIDE.
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SAM.
COME ON! PINKY SWEAR.
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WHAT ARE WE? IN PRE‐K?
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PLEASE?! THIS IS THE ONLY WAY
I CAN TELL YOU THIS AWFUL NEWS!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M OVER THIS.
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I AM LEAVING.
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YEAH, I'M WITH YOU.
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SAM,
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.
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[ STAMMERS ]
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SEE? HUH?
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ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU.
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OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
I'LL TELL YOU, OKAY?!
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PLEASE, JUST DON'T LEAVE ME
LIKE THIS!
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OH, THIS BEGGING THING
IS KIND OF CUTE.
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IS THIS HOW
YOU GET THE GIRLS TO STAY?
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AGAINST THEIR WILL?
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YES.
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[ STAMMERS ]
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DANNY ‐‐
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DANNY, MY BEST FRIEND
IN THE WHOLE WORLD...
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OKAY, TALK.
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SHE'S IN THERE.
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WHO'S IN THERE?
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HER.
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THE GIRL YOU WERE WITH
LAST NIGHT?
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YES.
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I KNOW THAT.
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SO GO WAKE HER UP
SO SHE CAN GO HOME.
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I WISH I COULD.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL WAKE HER UP.
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HELLO?! TRAMP?!
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TIME TO GO, SLUT PUPPY!
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I'M SURE YOUR PIMP
IS SOMEWHERE WAITING FOR YOU!
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THE PANTY PARTY IS OVER!
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NONE OF THAT STUFF'S
GONNA WORK.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
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'CAUSE I TRIED IT.
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SAM, JUST GO WAKE HER UP.
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I CAN'T.
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WHY NOT?
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SHE'S DEAD.
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[ STAMMERS ]
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SAY THAT AGAIN!
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GIRL I BROUGHT HOME LAST NIGHT
IS DEAD.
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HOW IS SHE DEAD?
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WELL, SHE ‐‐ SHE ‐‐
[CHOKING] YOU KNOW?
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[ IMITATES FLAT LINE ]
DEAD! I DON'T KNOW!
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SHE'S JUST DEAD!
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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I DON'T KNOW
HOW SHE DIED!
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SHE JUST STOPPED BREATHING,
MAYBE WHEN I GAVE HER
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THE "SAM, SAM,
THANK YOU, MA'AM" MOVE ON HER.
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WHAT THE HECK IS THE "SAM, SAM,
THANK YOU, MA'AM"?
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I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D ASK.
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THIS LITTLE MOVE
I DO WITH MY HIPS.
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STOP IT, SAM. SPARE ME.
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ARE YOU SURE SHE'S DEAD?
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YES.
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AND WE HAVE TO GET RID
OF THE BODY.
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ARE YOU CRAZY?!
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[ LOCK CLICKS ]
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WE NEED A SAW.
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YES, HE IS CRAZY.
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A‐HA!
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[ WOOD CLACKING ]
AAH!
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS
COME WITH ME?
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I THOUGHT
YOU WERE ON MY SIDE.
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SURE, SAM.
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AS LONG AS YOU'RE ON
ONE SIDE OF THE PRISON BARS
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AND WE'RE ON THE SIDE
THAT SAYS "VISITORS."
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THIS ‐‐ THIS CAN'T BE.
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IT'S TRUE.
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WHY DO YOU HAVE
SALAD UTENSILS?
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'CAUSE I WAS GONNA
TOSS SALLY OUT.
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HER NAME ISN'T SALLY.
IT'S HEATHER.
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IS THAT WHAT HER NAME IS?
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YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER
HER NAME?
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THERE'S SO MANY.
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AND NO ONE REMEMBERS
YOUR NAME.
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THEY ALL JUST RUN TOGETHER!
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THEY SHOULD ALL BE RUNNING
TO THE FREE CLINIC
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IF THEY'RE SLEEPING
WITH YOU.
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HEATHER.
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STOP SCRATCHING YOUR HEAD
WITH MY GOOD SALAD FORK!
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SORRY.
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HEATHER.
HER NAME IS HEATHER?
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YES.
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YOU INTRODUCED ME TO HER
LAST NIGHT.
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I DID?
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YES.
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DID I LEAVE HER
ALONE WITH YOU?
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ONLY WHILE YOU WENT
TO THE BATHROOM.
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SO, YOU SAW HER ALONE?
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CAREFUL, DANNY.
HE'S TRYING TO SET YOU UP.
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00:12:32,398 --> 00:12:35,536
I KNOW THAT.
251
00:12:37,070 --> 00:12:39,005
[ Chuckling ]
I WOULDN'T DO THAT.
252
00:12:39,005 --> 00:12:40,841
[ Normal voice ]
I NEED YOUR HELP, OKAY? PLEASE.
253
00:12:42,475 --> 00:12:44,210
SAM ‐‐
PLEASE!
254
00:12:44,210 --> 00:12:47,948
I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE CAME
INTO THIS HELLHOLE.
255
00:12:47,948 --> 00:12:52,352
I'M IN A REAL CRISIS HERE!
YOU GUYS CAN'T BE THIS CRUEL!
256
00:12:52,352 --> 00:12:53,419
OKAY.
257
00:12:53,419 --> 00:12:57,123
SOMETHING
IS DEFINITELY WRONG WITH THIS.
258
00:12:57,123 --> 00:13:00,166
[ Mumbling ]
SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH HIM.
259
00:13:01,902 --> 00:13:03,003
I KNOW.
260
00:13:03,003 --> 00:13:05,238
[ Normal voice ]
JUST CALM DOWN, SAM, OKAY?
261
00:13:05,238 --> 00:13:06,607
YEAH.
262
00:13:06,607 --> 00:13:07,941
EASY.
263
00:13:07,941 --> 00:13:09,743
Drew and Danny:
♪♪ IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY ♪♪
264
00:13:09,743 --> 00:13:11,578
♪♪ A BEAUTIFUL DAY ♪♪
265
00:13:11,578 --> 00:13:13,580
♪♪ SAM DIDN'T PARTY
THE WEEKEND AWAY ♪♪
266
00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:15,481
YEAH!
FEELS GOOD, HUH?
267
00:13:15,481 --> 00:13:16,482
UH‐HUH.
268
00:13:16,482 --> 00:13:18,752
OKAY,
NOW JUST LET IT GO.
269
00:13:18,752 --> 00:13:20,420
LET IT GO.
LET IT GO.
270
00:13:20,420 --> 00:13:22,589
OW! OW!
271
00:13:22,589 --> 00:13:26,426
SPLINTERS.
272
00:13:26,426 --> 00:13:28,995
NOW
START FROM THE BEGINNING.
273
00:13:28,995 --> 00:13:30,864
OKAY.
274
00:13:30,864 --> 00:13:35,502
OKAY, I CAME HOME
LAST NIGHT WITH...
275
00:13:38,271 --> 00:13:41,241
RIDAR‐‐
HEATHER.
276
00:13:41,241 --> 00:13:44,545
THANK YOU. UH...
277
00:13:44,545 --> 00:13:47,480
AND WE HAD A FEW DRINKS,
AND WE WENT TO MY ROOM,
278
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,750
AND SHE WANTED ME TO SEE
HER NEW BOOB JOB.
279
00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:51,952
AND SO, I TOOK HER BRA OFF
WITH MY TEETH.
280
00:13:51,952 --> 00:13:53,787
STOP IT!
281
00:13:53,787 --> 00:13:55,589
SPARE ME.
282
00:13:55,589 --> 00:14:02,368
OKAY, AND, YOU KNOW, WE HAD
A GOOD TIME, SAM‐SAM STYLE.
283
00:14:02,368 --> 00:14:04,705
AGAIN, SPARE ME.
284
00:14:04,705 --> 00:14:06,272
AND SHE KEPT TELLING ME
285
00:14:06,272 --> 00:14:09,042
HOW MUCH SHE LIKED ME
AND SHE ENJOYED ME
286
00:14:09,042 --> 00:14:10,777
AND SHE WANTED TO BE AROUND
ALL NIGHT
287
00:14:10,777 --> 00:14:13,213
AND HOW SHE THOUGHT I WAS
SO CHARMING AND HANDSOME
288
00:14:13,213 --> 00:14:14,648
AND HOW SHE REALLY LOVED MY ‐‐
289
00:14:14,648 --> 00:14:17,984
IS THIS STORY
GOING SOMEWHERE?
290
00:14:17,984 --> 00:14:20,887
OKAY,
AND I WOKE UP THIS MORNING,
291
00:14:20,887 --> 00:14:23,256
AND ALL I WANTED...
292
00:14:23,256 --> 00:14:26,059
WAS A LITTLE EXTRA TIME
WITH HER.
293
00:14:26,059 --> 00:14:27,360
AND SO,
294
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:33,499
I WAS TRYING TO WAKE HER UP
WITH MY MORNING KISSES
295
00:14:33,499 --> 00:14:35,902
AND DIDN'T HEAR
HER HEART BEATING!
296
00:14:35,902 --> 00:14:37,771
SAM, MAYBE IT WAS
297
00:14:37,771 --> 00:14:41,608
THAT MORNING BREATH
THAT KILLED HER!
298
00:14:41,608 --> 00:14:43,343
YOU GOT IT BAD, MAN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
299
00:14:43,343 --> 00:14:45,512
THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
300
00:14:45,512 --> 00:14:47,514
WELL,
DID YOU CHECK HER PULSE?
301
00:14:47,514 --> 00:14:51,017
I CHECKED HER PULSE!
302
00:14:51,017 --> 00:14:53,520
AND?
NO PULSE!
303
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,856
[ SIGHS ]
304
00:14:55,856 --> 00:14:58,925
I EVEN CHECKED
THE ONE ON HER WRIST.
305
00:14:59,993 --> 00:15:02,335
OH, NO.
306
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,404
"OH, NO" IS RIGHT.
307
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,206
I NEED YOUR HELP.
308
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,041
HOW?
309
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,843
WELL...
310
00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:12,112
DREW,
YOU WENT TO NURSING SCHOOL.
311
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,146
GO CHECK HER.
312
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:16,617
IT WAS VETERINARIAN SCHOOL.
313
00:15:16,617 --> 00:15:19,853
I WORKED WITH DOGS!
314
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:24,390
AND THEY DIDN'T HAVE
NASTY BOOB JOBS!
315
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:27,961
THAT WAS A NICE
VETERINARIAN SCHOOL, THEN.
316
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,332
'CAUSE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
I GREW UP IN,
317
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,534
DOGS HAD NASTY BOOB JOBS.
318
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:39,105
A HEART IS A HEART, RIGHT?
319
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:43,376
YES.
YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!
320
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,111
DANNY?
321
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,280
NO. I‐I CAN'T DO THAT.
322
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,949
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
323
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,384
WE NEED TO CALL SOMEONE.
324
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:54,154
NO, NO!
DO NOT CALL THE POLICE!
325
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:58,291
WE HAVE TO CALL AN AMBULANCE.
326
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,861
AT LEAST ‐‐
AT LEAST CHECK ON HER FIRST!
327
00:16:00,861 --> 00:16:02,769
LOOK, I'M SURE
THAT SOMEONE LOVES HER!
328
00:16:02,769 --> 00:16:04,505
I'M SURE
THAT SOMEONE IS OUT THERE
329
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:07,508
LOOKING
FOR THEIR BEAUTIFUL...
330
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,810
DAUGHTER, DAMAN‐‐
331
00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:11,912
HEATHER!
332
00:16:11,912 --> 00:16:13,346
RIGHT?
333
00:16:13,346 --> 00:16:16,249
YOU ARE SO AWFUL, SAM.
334
00:16:16,249 --> 00:16:19,720
WELL, I'M ‐‐ I'M...I'M...
335
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,488
I...
336
00:16:22,488 --> 00:16:23,924
I'M ME.
337
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:31,031
YEAH, WELL, MR. ME
IS GOING TO JAIL FOR MURDER.
338
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,967
I CAN'T GO TO JAIL!
339
00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:36,503
I'M CUTE.
340
00:16:36,503 --> 00:16:37,904
AND I'VE BEEN DOING
BUTT LIFTS.
341
00:16:39,706 --> 00:16:41,508
OH, THAT'S A BAD THING.
342
00:16:41,508 --> 00:16:42,943
YEAH.
343
00:16:42,943 --> 00:16:43,977
IT'S FINE.
344
00:16:43,977 --> 00:16:46,913
I'M SURE
YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME.
345
00:16:46,913 --> 00:16:48,348
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
346
00:16:48,348 --> 00:16:51,618
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU KILL SOMEBODY!
347
00:16:52,953 --> 00:16:56,222
I DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY!
348
00:16:56,222 --> 00:16:59,626
[ SIGHS ]
DANNY, GIVE ME THIS.
349
00:16:59,626 --> 00:17:02,068
LET'S JUST GO CHECK ON HER.
350
00:17:02,068 --> 00:17:03,870
PLEASE.
351
00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:04,871
ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
352
00:17:04,871 --> 00:17:06,139
NO, NO! NO!
353
00:17:06,139 --> 00:17:07,574
NO! NO!
354
00:17:07,574 --> 00:17:09,275
DON'T MAKE ME GO IN THERE,
PLEASE!
355
00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:13,046
DON'T MAKE ME!
DON'T MAKE ME GO!
356
00:17:13,046 --> 00:17:16,149
JUST SO YOU KNOW,
357
00:17:16,149 --> 00:17:19,653
YOU'VE LOST ALL
YOUR COOL POINTS WITH ME.
358
00:17:19,653 --> 00:17:21,321
SO SAD.
359
00:17:21,321 --> 00:17:24,490
STAY HERE, YOU BIG...GIRL.
360
00:17:27,193 --> 00:17:28,194
GEEZ.
361
00:17:28,194 --> 00:17:29,195
AFTER YOU.
362
00:17:29,195 --> 00:17:30,196
NO, YOU CAN GO.
363
00:17:30,196 --> 00:17:31,264
NO, YOU GO AHEAD.
NO.
364
00:17:31,264 --> 00:17:32,265
I'M A GENTLEMAN.
365
00:17:32,265 --> 00:17:33,700
GET IN THE ROOM!
366
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,401
YOU'RE SO AGGRESSIVE.
367
00:17:35,401 --> 00:17:37,838
OOH, DANNY, I LIKE IT.
GET IN THE ROOM.
368
00:17:48,549 --> 00:17:50,551
[ MOANS ]
369
00:17:52,452 --> 00:17:56,122
WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THERE?
370
00:17:56,122 --> 00:17:59,860
NO, I CAN'T GO IN THERE!
371
00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:03,670
I CAN RUN!
372
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:07,440
NO, I CAN'T RUN.
373
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:11,344
[ Mexican accent ]
I CAN LIVE IN MEXICO!
374
00:18:11,344 --> 00:18:14,047
[ Normal voice ]
I CAN'T SPEAK SPANISH.
375
00:18:14,047 --> 00:18:17,350
[ Iranian accent ]
I CAN MOVE TO IRAN!
376
00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:21,454
[ Normal voice ] NO.
377
00:18:21,454 --> 00:18:26,159
NO.
378
00:18:26,159 --> 00:18:29,262
SAM, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
IN MY BEDROOM.
379
00:18:29,262 --> 00:18:32,032
YOU WANT TO DO THIS NOW?
380
00:18:38,004 --> 00:18:41,307
NO, I NEED TO HAVE
AN IMPORTANT CONVERSATION
381
00:18:41,307 --> 00:18:42,776
WITH YOU IN MY BEDROOM.
382
00:18:42,776 --> 00:18:45,445
YEAH, "SURE."
383
00:18:45,445 --> 00:18:47,313
OH, MY GOSH!
384
00:18:52,619 --> 00:18:54,387
TRAMP!
385
00:18:54,387 --> 00:18:56,022
GO!
386
00:18:56,022 --> 00:18:57,758
LOVE THE JACKET.
LOSE THE SHOES.
387
00:19:08,542 --> 00:19:10,544
[ SIGHS ]
388
00:19:13,479 --> 00:19:15,415
WOW.
389
00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:18,418
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ANYTHING.
390
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,186
IT WAS JUST A LONG, AWKWARD HUG.
391
00:19:23,089 --> 00:19:25,158
WHAT HAPPENED?
392
00:19:25,158 --> 00:19:27,393
SHE'S DEAD.
393
00:19:30,196 --> 00:19:33,834
[ Voice breaking ] OH, NO!
MY LIFE IS OVER!
394
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:37,003
SO IS HERS.
395
00:19:37,003 --> 00:19:40,473
WHAT DO WE DO?
396
00:19:40,473 --> 00:19:43,309
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
[As Sam] WHAT DO WE DO?
397
00:19:43,309 --> 00:19:46,346
WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER!
398
00:19:46,346 --> 00:19:48,849
[ Normal voice ]
AH, AH, AH. NO, SIR.
399
00:19:48,849 --> 00:19:50,483
[ CHUCKLES ]
400
00:19:50,483 --> 00:19:52,318
WE'RE NOT.
401
00:19:52,318 --> 00:19:54,020
YOU NEED A LAWYER.
402
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,556
YEAH.
403
00:19:55,556 --> 00:19:57,257
A LAWYER?
404
00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:02,068
OH, NO! OH, NO!
405
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,204
OH, ENOUGH OF THIS.
406
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,906
NO.
407
00:20:05,906 --> 00:20:07,574
LET HIM SUFFER.
408
00:20:09,743 --> 00:20:11,645
FOR HOW LONG?
409
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:14,180
[ LAUGHS ]
410
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:18,451
FOR AS LONG AS WE CAN.
411
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:21,888
SHE'S GONE.
412
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,292
SHE HAD A MEDICAL CONDITION,
BUT SHE'S FINE NOW,
413
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:28,762
AND THEN WE HAD HER IN THE ROOM,
AND WE ASKED HER TO HELP US
414
00:20:28,762 --> 00:20:30,664
'CAUSE WE DON'T LIKE YOU
AND YOU MAKE US SAD,
415
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:33,399
SO WE TOLD HER TO...
JUST GO OUTSIDE.
416
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:37,103
REALLY,
SO SHE'S OKAY NOW.
417
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,041
WAIT A MINUTE.
418
00:20:41,041 --> 00:20:42,175
SHE'S FINE?
419
00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:44,978
YES, SHE'S OKAY.
SHE HAD A MEDICAL CONDITION.
420
00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:49,149
SHE HAD SHALLOW BREATHING,
BUT SHE WAS JUST ASLEEP.
421
00:20:49,149 --> 00:20:51,117
SHE'S AWAKE NOW?
422
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,118
YES.
423
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,186
WHERE IS SHE?
424
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:57,457
HER PIMP
CAME AND GOT HER.
425
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,125
I HAVE A SWEET TOOTH.
426
00:21:01,434 --> 00:21:03,670
NO.
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