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- Man, it was true.
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The rumours were for real.
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It was demented out there.
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These were the kind of waves you drew
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on the back of your maths book.
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As in, the kind you only dream of.
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And in the circumstances,
there was only one thing to do.
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Go in for a closer look.
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Yeah, check it out.
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The water's chucking a major fit,
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but Lockie's in complete control.
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Lockie cuts left.
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Lockie cuts right.
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Lockie pulls a nice re-entry there.
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Lockie's just ripping up that face.
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And then, Lockie drops it.
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And Lockie nuts himself.
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Smack-o in the goolies.
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Lockie wants to die now, please.
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If it can arranged, please.
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Status report.
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My tricky bits have relocated to the back
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of my throat and become my tonsils.
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The pain is hideous,
and I'm hallucinating.
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- I'm in this weird room with Tiffany
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and the rest of my favourite girl group.
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And they're trying to apply first aid.
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- Hey mate, you okay?
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What was that?
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- Pain.
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What happened?
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Did you nut yourself in the goolies?
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- Tiffany, is that you?
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Tiffany?
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Okay.
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So you can't sing,
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you've never been on a reality show,
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you don't have a belly
ring, and you're a bloke.
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- You gonna stay there?
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Like half in and out of the water?
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Kind of dead looking.
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- Only til I'm 16.
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- Yo, a sense of humour.
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I saw you go out.
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You're obviously not very intelligent.
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- You're obviously a new kid in town?
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- Obviously.
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- Feeling lucky, were ya?
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That reminds me of a funny story.
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You'll like this one.
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Advert in the paper, right?
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This is true.
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Lost dog.
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You're gonna love this.
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Blind in one eye.
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Its left ear has been
bitten off in a fight.
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Now, wait a minute.
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This dog is missing a leg.
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Like the ad goes, answers to
the name of Lockie.
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It's so funny.
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Yeah, right, that's me.
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Lucky Lockie.
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My second day in a new town and so far
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life was proving to be one
long whack in the goolies.
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Rewind.
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Yesterday afternoon.
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- Gorgeous little town, so they tell me.
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- Gorgeous, beautiful, yes lovely.
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- And Lockie.
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Rumour has it, it has some of
the best surfing on the coast.
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- Rumours need more work, Sarge.
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- It's like everybody says,
why stay on in the city?
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- Because it's our home.
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- Why swarm like drones
amid heartless city streets,
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when you could be knowing
the warm loving embrace
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of a vibrant small town community?
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- We're busted.
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- Can I see your licence, driver?
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- Yes, of course.
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Would you like me to
step out of the vehicle?
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- Do you want to, particularly?
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- I'm easy.
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Whatever you think.
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- Okay then, that would be excellent.
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- All right.
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Now, what seems to be the problem?
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- Well, no offence, but
your roof rack there,
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do you think it might be
just a little bit overloaded?
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- Yeah, yeah, I think you could be right.
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- No, but, sorry?
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Look, if you think it's safe,
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that's okay with me, Mr. Leonard.
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- Sarge.
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Sergeant Leonard.
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I'm the new police sergeant.
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- No, no.
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- It's all right, constable.
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This is my wife, Joy, Lockie, Phillip.
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This is Blob in the middle, Barbara.
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Old fashioned name but
it seems to do the trick.
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- I wasn't expecting you til Monday.
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- Well, we're here
a couple of days early.
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Gotta get the kids off to
school, that sort of thing.
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Senior constable Snowden, is it?
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- Yes, it's Snowy.
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- Snowy, you wouldn't be
able to do us a favour,
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would you, and show us the house?
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- You haven't seen the house?
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- No.
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- I have a bad feeling about this.
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- A lick of paint, some curtains.
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What a lovely man, Joy.
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What a lovely, lovely man.
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- Yes.
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I really am trying to be
cheerful about it, Sarge.
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But this bit looks, you know, horrible.
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Look at that.
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I didn't know you could make
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Christmas decorations out of toilet rolls.
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- Take it easy, Joy.
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There's no need to panic.
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This is probably the worst
street in the whole town.
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- Gorgeous, yes, lovely.
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- He's stopping, Dad.
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- Is this it?
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- Creamy potato and
artichoke salad.
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- Joy.
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- No, sorry, I'm not looking.
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The spirit of Christmas.
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Lighten up your dining table
with these easy to make--
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- Mum.
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It's, well, it's--
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- Does it have a two car garage?
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What I couldn't do with the extra space.
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- A lick of paint.
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- But.
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- Some curtains.
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- I mean, the whole
street, it's just swamp
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and then more swamp.
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Let's go inside.
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You never know, we might be surprised.
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- The inside
of the house, it was worse.
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It was like whoever built
it was a complete idiot.
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The house went all
higgeldy-piggeldy, a bit like Mum.
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- This is fun, isn't it?
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Fun.
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And exciting, isn't it?
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An adventure.
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In a new unusual town.
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- And
then there was our room.
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- Dog.
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- Wet dog.
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- German shepherd?
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- Wet german shepherd.
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- But wait, there's more.
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- I know.
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It smells just like our old room
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right after you'd wet the bed.
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Sorry.
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I shouldn't have said that.
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Delete.
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- Why not, it's true.
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- Phillip, I'm sorry, all right.
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Phillip.
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It had been a long day.
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And to be honest, there
wasn't a lot to show for it.
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- Maybe I should see about getting
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the power put on tomorrow.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Maybe.
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- With
dinner out of the way
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it was time for a family sing song.
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- And
after that we all went to bed.
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- Phillip, what is your problem?
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- Sorry, can't help it.
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- You sound like you're
being snogged to death
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by a vacuum cleaner.
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- I'm dying of thirst.
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- Well here's an idea.
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Go get yourself a glass of water.
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- I can't.
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If I have anything to drink
after five o'clock I, you know--
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- Wet the bed?
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- Sorry, Lockie.
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- Why don't you just try lying down?
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- I can't.
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If I lie down I'll fall asleep.
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- Good.
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- If I fall asleep I'll, you know--
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- Wet the bed.
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- Sorry, Lockie.
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- It's okay.
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I'm stressed out too.
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- You never get stressed.
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- What,
so it's not scary enough
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I'm starting high school
in four days time.
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I've got to do it in a weird town
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where I don't know a single
soul, not a single face,
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not a single man, woman,
boy, girl, dog, cat, or frog.
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- Listen, Joy.
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The music of the night.
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- Those are frogs.
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You get frogs in a swamp.
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You get hundreds of them.
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- And
that was interesting.
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Because as a rule, Mum
was really fond of frogs.
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- Hey, don't knock swamps.
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Man emerged from the swamp.
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- And any day now this
house is going to go sliding
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straight back into one.
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- What a lovely word picture you paint.
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To think that one night this house
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might slowly sink into the slime.
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Gloop, gloop, gloop.
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And all that would be left would be
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our wonky old TV aerial
sticking out of the mud.
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And in 1,000 years time
archaeologists would discover us,
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the Leonards, homo swampus.
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And they would discover, and
this would blow their minds,
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that we'd been eating corn chips.
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- Dear, dear.
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- Geez, Phillip.
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Imagine if you had have had
something to drink last night.
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- Dad thought
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he'd better stay at the house
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to see about getting the power turned on.
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He was also hopeful the removalist
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might eventually arrive with our stuff.
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- Bye, Sarge.
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- And
apparently my new high school
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was within easy walking distance.
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And since today was enrollment day
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we thought we'd give it a shot.
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Mistake.
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Big mistake.
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- I'm so sorry, Lockie.
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This is going to be really tough on you.
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I wish there was more I could do to help.
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- Mum, it'll be okay.
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I'm only enrolling.
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- No, I mean, the whole high school thing.
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We cover this in our parent effectiveness
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training group all the time.
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Lockie, you are taking
your first fledgling steps
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towards adulthood.
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This is a rite of passage.
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- Mum, I'll be okay.
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- But you won't know anybody.
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Not another boy, not another girl.
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- Dead right, Mum.
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Lockie said he was really
stressing about high school.
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- No, I didn't.
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What, when did I say that?
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- Yes you did, last night, you said.
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- No, I didn't, Phillip.
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I said, high school, that's so cool.
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High school, bring it on.
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- Go on.
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Go.
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- Name?
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- Leonard.
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- Leonard who?
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- Leonard, Lockie.
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Lachlan.
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Lockie Leonard.
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- Well, glad we sorted that out.
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Is Lachlan Leonard your full name?
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- No.
269
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- Okay.
270
00:15:41,518 --> 00:15:43,214
Next question.
271
00:15:43,249 --> 00:15:46,166
For five points, your full name is.
272
00:15:47,921 --> 00:15:48,974
I know.
273
00:15:49,009 --> 00:15:53,105
I'm starting with all
the hard ones, aren't I?
274
00:15:53,140 --> 00:15:56,522
- Lachlan Robert Louis Stevenson Leonard.
275
00:15:57,662 --> 00:15:59,403
- Yep,
thanks for that, Sarge.
276
00:15:59,438 --> 00:16:00,708
Good thinking.
277
00:16:00,743 --> 00:16:01,506
- Gee.
278
00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:04,379
I'd like to see you try and
fit that on a credit card.
279
00:16:04,414 --> 00:16:06,548
There's your uniform.
280
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:10,257
Take this form and move
to the next desk along.
281
00:16:10,292 --> 00:16:11,538
Stand behind that girl.
282
00:16:11,573 --> 00:16:13,906
Streeton, first name, Vicki.
283
00:16:32,119 --> 00:16:32,952
- Hi.
284
00:16:34,663 --> 00:16:35,496
- Hi.
285
00:16:36,724 --> 00:16:38,307
- What's your name?
286
00:16:39,323 --> 00:16:41,656
- Robert, I mean Robbie.
287
00:16:43,265 --> 00:16:44,561
It's Robbie.
288
00:16:44,596 --> 00:16:45,845
- Vicki Streeton.
289
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,095
- Robbie Williams.
290
00:16:48,526 --> 00:16:49,947
- Your name's Robbie Williams?
291
00:16:49,982 --> 00:16:51,419
- No, no.
292
00:16:51,454 --> 00:16:53,347
William is my middle name.
293
00:16:53,382 --> 00:16:55,241
It's Robbie William Smiles.
294
00:17:01,543 --> 00:17:02,724
No Miles.
295
00:17:02,759 --> 00:17:04,033
Robbie William Miles.
296
00:17:04,068 --> 00:17:05,301
- I know Brett Miles.
297
00:17:05,336 --> 00:17:06,531
He lives in our street.
298
00:17:06,566 --> 00:17:07,726
Are you from around here?
299
00:17:07,761 --> 00:17:08,843
- No, no.
300
00:17:08,878 --> 00:17:11,045
We're miles from anywhere.
301
00:17:12,155 --> 00:17:14,155
- So, where do you live?
302
00:17:16,084 --> 00:17:17,167
- Yeah, okay.
303
00:17:19,054 --> 00:17:21,637
I live in a with a roof on top.
304
00:17:25,207 --> 00:17:26,374
- That's good.
305
00:17:27,345 --> 00:17:29,322
- This was weird.
306
00:17:29,357 --> 00:17:31,265
I'd seen girls before, obviously.
307
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:35,467
But they'd never made me
forget the word for house.
308
00:17:38,455 --> 00:17:40,288
- Look, I'd better go.
309
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,934
My belly button's just walked in.
310
00:17:43,969 --> 00:17:45,230
- It has.
311
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,948
- And girls had never made me
312
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,631
forget the word for Dad either.
313
00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:50,214
- Yeah, over there.
314
00:17:51,575 --> 00:17:54,575
He's come to take me back to the um,
315
00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,786
with a roof on top.
316
00:18:09,108 --> 00:18:11,054
- Okay, status report.
317
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:13,196
Yes, the power was on.
318
00:18:13,231 --> 00:18:14,134
That was good.
319
00:18:15,299 --> 00:18:16,325
And yes, I just met a girl
320
00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:19,215
who was so cute I couldn't talk straight.
321
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:21,062
But I'd given her a false name,
322
00:18:21,097 --> 00:18:23,471
so now I could never talk to her again
323
00:18:23,506 --> 00:18:25,845
'cause she'd be assuming I was mad.
324
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:26,656
- It's all right.
325
00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:29,560
I think you're really funny, and nice.
326
00:18:29,595 --> 00:18:32,333
In fact, I could see us
going on a date tonight.
327
00:18:32,368 --> 00:18:35,509
- Yeah, but you're not even here, are you?
328
00:18:35,544 --> 00:18:36,509
- No, sorry.
329
00:18:39,539 --> 00:18:41,091
Okay, I was seeing things.
330
00:18:41,126 --> 00:18:42,051
Not good, Lockie.
331
00:18:42,086 --> 00:18:44,525
Time to clear my head.
332
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:46,889
So I went to see if the
rumours were for real.
333
00:18:49,808 --> 00:18:52,345
And here we are, back at the beginning.
334
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:54,928
And I tell you what,
getting one in the goolies
335
00:18:54,963 --> 00:18:57,936
is a lot like meeting a really cute girl.
336
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,121
It occupies most of your attention,
337
00:19:00,156 --> 00:19:02,237
and it takes some getting over.
338
00:19:02,272 --> 00:19:05,575
I'd experienced both
in the last two hours.
339
00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:08,879
- Sure you don't want
to get out of the water?
340
00:19:09,712 --> 00:19:13,140
- Water, don't know
what surfies see in it.
341
00:19:13,175 --> 00:19:14,806
The name's Egg.
342
00:19:14,841 --> 00:19:16,307
- Lockie.
343
00:19:16,342 --> 00:19:18,671
So, you're a metalhead?
344
00:19:18,706 --> 00:19:20,966
- I like metal music, yeah.
345
00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:23,139
- Don't know what you see in it.
346
00:19:23,174 --> 00:19:24,048
- Can you walk?
347
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:25,293
- Walk?
348
00:19:25,328 --> 00:19:27,353
No, of course I can't walk.
349
00:19:27,388 --> 00:19:29,603
When was the last time you got nutted?
350
00:19:29,638 --> 00:19:31,829
- Years ago, in a cricket match.
351
00:19:31,864 --> 00:19:34,312
- Man, I hate cricket.
352
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:35,213
- Same.
353
00:19:35,248 --> 00:19:38,486
- Don't know what they see
in it.
354
00:19:38,521 --> 00:19:39,603
- What?
355
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:41,523
- Laughing makes my goolies wobble.
356
00:19:41,558 --> 00:19:43,874
- Actually, that
reminds me of a funny story.
357
00:19:43,909 --> 00:19:44,707
Have you heard the one about the--
358
00:19:44,742 --> 00:19:46,349
- Don't, Egg.
359
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:54,633
Sympathy alert, family.
360
00:19:54,668 --> 00:19:56,224
Fragile tricky bits.
361
00:19:56,259 --> 00:19:58,842
No sudden movement recommended.
362
00:20:04,272 --> 00:20:06,070
- Yes, I am definitely feeling
363
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,586
so much brighter about things now
364
00:20:08,621 --> 00:20:11,068
that we have all our bits and pieces.
365
00:20:11,103 --> 00:20:12,895
- Bits and pieces.
366
00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:14,653
- Feels like home again.
367
00:20:16,169 --> 00:20:17,174
- Sorry, dear.
368
00:20:17,209 --> 00:20:18,781
Did that jangle you?
369
00:20:20,265 --> 00:20:22,515
Come on, everybody, eat up.
370
00:20:24,006 --> 00:20:25,939
What's the matter,
Lockie, aren't you hungry?
371
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,901
- Nah, sorry Mum.
372
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:30,572
- I hear that the surf
was really throbbing
373
00:20:30,607 --> 00:20:31,608
down there today.
374
00:20:35,014 --> 00:20:37,847
- Thanks, my supportive family.
375
00:20:42,528 --> 00:20:43,680
Revenge will be mine.
376
00:21:02,123 --> 00:21:04,373
- This is more like it.
377
00:21:05,759 --> 00:21:08,946
- Let the archaeologists do their worst.
378
00:21:08,981 --> 00:21:11,195
We Leonards have got nothing to hide.
379
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:13,410
- Archaeologists?
380
00:21:13,445 --> 00:21:14,940
Yeah, right.
381
00:21:14,975 --> 00:21:16,715
In 1,000 years science might reveal
382
00:21:16,750 --> 00:21:18,512
that Lockie Leonard's tricky bits
383
00:21:18,547 --> 00:21:20,658
had taken a hit from a surfboard
384
00:21:20,693 --> 00:21:22,294
with a nasty dig in the left rail.
385
00:21:22,329 --> 00:21:24,090
But would they be able to tell
386
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:25,817
he wished he was back in the city
387
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,892
where everything seemed
bigger, and better, and warmer,
388
00:21:28,927 --> 00:21:31,362
and full of friends and good memories?
389
00:21:31,397 --> 00:21:33,596
Or that he'd met a girl
he couldn't talk to,
390
00:21:33,631 --> 00:21:35,612
and a weird kid from the bogan tribe,
391
00:21:35,647 --> 00:21:39,538
the natural enemy of
all surfies everywhere?
392
00:21:39,573 --> 00:21:40,832
Forget it.
393
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,496
No one now or in the future could know
394
00:21:42,531 --> 00:21:45,887
precisely how it felt to be
Lockie Leonard right now,
395
00:21:45,922 --> 00:21:49,720
in this room, tonight,
with all that going on.
396
00:21:50,738 --> 00:21:52,071
- Night, Lockie.
397
00:21:53,541 --> 00:21:55,374
- Good night, Phillip.
398
00:22:03,807 --> 00:22:07,640
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