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Lexx 3.11 Girltown

79 kisses from Kai on the head
79 kisses from Kai

One more kiss from the man who is dead -
That's 80 cold kisses from Kai on the head!

80 cold kisses from Kai on the head
80 cold kisses from Kai

One more kiss from the man who is dead -
That's 81 kisses from Kai on the head!

You know, these really
are two strange planets.

I mean, you know, we recognise people that
we know lived thousands of years ago,

like Bunny, and Fifi, and others.
I mean - they died!

And we see them here, and
they're alive, like we're alive.

Perhaps they just look the same.

Exactly the same? With exactly
the same personalities?

You think we're in some
kind of afterlife?

What do you mean, Stanley?

I mean, a place you go when you die. I
mean,how do we know that we're not dead?

I mean, OK, you've been dead
for, what, 6000 years,

but how do we know I'm not dead?

You are alive, Stanley -

from my perspective, anyway.

What's this?

Nothing.

Oh - pretty pretty.

It's not mine.

Liar.

It's not mine.

It's not me!

Stop crying!

Doily! I didn't do anything,
please don't, no!

Wait - look!

Sharp eyes there, Pearl.

You're welcome.

Thanks Pearl.

Back to work, girls. And remember - we make
hot air balloons here, not fancy dresses.

Seeing that you're dead, and you weren't here -
well, I mean, you know, until we arrived here -

how could this be an afterlife?

Perhaps the part of me that
is alive is here, somewhere.

What, you mean now?

Yes, now.

OK, well, I hope you get
to meet him - or it.

You think we're ever
gonna find her?

I don't know how anybody could
survive down there.

What'd you do that for?

Look.

Those are definitely her
footprints, am I right?

Yes, they appear to be hers.

Are you coming, Stanley?

Where?

Up there.

Well look, you're much better
at that than me,

so, why don't you go up
first and check it out.

I'll stay down here, watch the moth,

and I'll keep an eye out for Xev
in case she spots us down here.

It's hotter down here than
it is up there.

That's OK, I don't mind, really.

If it gets so I can't stand it
down here I'll just take the moth

and fly around for
a little while.

You OK, buddy? Guess not.

Welcome to Girltown!

That's just warm enough.

Giggerota. You're alive?

Who's Giggerota?

You. You're Giggerota, were
Giggerota. I don't know anymore.

We are Queen. Queen of Girltown.

Are you - a girl?

Me? No no no no no. No.

You look like a girl.

No no, definitely not a girl. You're
confused. I'm definitely not a girl.

Let's have a closer look.

Creamy, dreamy drumsticks!

Drumsticks?

Your soft sweetness
belongs to...

Me? Stanley H Tweedle,
captain of the Lexx.

Captain of the who?

The Lexx. The big bug?
Flies around in the sky?

See, I came here with Kai -
the dead guy in black?

We're looking for Xev.

A woman dressed in
a Cluster lizard outfit.

And you know, I really should get back
to looking for her, if you don't mind.

So, you're not from either
Fire or Water?

No. No no no. Like I said,
we're from the Lexx - see, we were -

well, the Lexx came from
the Light Universe

and we were all there until
it got destroyed,

and then we came here to
the Dark Zone, the other universe.

That's so good! Queen
was hoping to hear that.

Why?

Because all the bodies here
are gone before bodies.

This doesn't help Queen!

You're a first timer, aren't you
Stanley captain? Say it, to Queen.

Say what? I mean, I'm not
a first timer, I'm experienced.

Say it to Queen, that you
haven't died before!

What are you talking about?
Of course I haven't died before.

I'm Stanley H Tweedle,
I'm a hundred percent alive.

Pinky and rosy, Stanley captain,

captain Stanley,
pinky and rosy!

Queen is so happy!

She's mad.

Drumsticks, drumsticks,
drumsticks, drumsticks!.

Definitely mad.

Council time, your majesty.

Boring, boring, boring, boring!

Don't you go anywhere.

Quorum?

Yes, your majesty.

Begin.

Can I have a motion
to adopt the agenda?

Moved.

Seconded.

Right.

The first item on the agenda is -

Point of order, your majesty.

You have the floor, Wrench.

I would like to amend the agenda
to talk about that girl.

Point of order, your majesty.

Socket.

Wrench's point is a point of personal
privilege, not a point of order

Wrench?

Your majesty, I withdraw my point of order -
but we still have to discuss the girl.

The point of order is withdrawn.

Point of personal privilege.

Hammer.

Your majesty, this person
may look like a girl,

but they do not dress,
nor do they behave, like a girl.

And since it is quite obvious
that they are not a boy,

this person must therefore
be a non-she.

Point of personal privilege,
your majesty.

Wrench?

Every boy of us in this room is aware
of how dangerous the non-shes are.

How do we know

that this non-she who suddenly
just appeared in the desert

didn't come here to Girltown -
to destroy us?!

The point, the point,
the point, the point?

How do we know, your majesty,
that this non-she is not Prince?!

Point of personal privilege,
your majesty!

Hammer.

Your majesty, how do we know

that Duke is not behind the sudden
appearance of the non-she?

How do we know that this is
not yet another of Duke's plots

to infringe upon the autonomy
of every boy in Girltown?

Yes.

Stanley captain - you said
you knew Queen.

You called Queen Giggerota,
and wondered why Queen was alive.

The non-she has lived before -

and who but Prince
can live and die

and come back looking
like someone else?

Duke can, your majesty.

Duke can come back after death -
but only as Duke!

True - but like Prince,
Duke is also a non-she,

and is even more capable of sending
spies to sabotage us.

Is there a motion on the floor?

I would like to make a motion.

Wrench.

Whereas the non-she Prince has
the ability to change into other forms,

and whereas a non-she
appears out of nowhere

who claims to have known
our Queen in a past life,

be it resolved that this non-she
is in fact Prince,

and therefore must receive the highest
punishment possible - death!

Death?!

Hammer?

I would like to amend
the motion, your majesty.

Is the mover agreeable?

What is the proposed amendment?

That unlike boys, who work together
in a spirit of harmonious co-operation -

all non-shes are constantly fighting in
a spirit of violent combative aggressiveness,

and whereas Duke is continually trying
to usurp and undermine Prince,

be it further resolved that the non-she
is in fact an agent of Duke,

and therefore should receive the highest
punishment possible - death!

Hear hear!
Point of order!

Wrench.

That is not an amendment your majesty,
it is a second motion.

We should vote on the earlier motion first,
before considering another motion.

Are you proposing to amend
the amendment?

I'm proposing plain

and simple that this non-she must die
because the non-she is Prince!

Hammer.

Your majesty, my amendment clearly
states that the non-she must die,

but not because the non-she is Prince,
but because the non-she is Duke!

That is not an amendment.

Point of personal privilege,
your majesty.

Socket.

I would like to make an
amendment to the amendment.

I really think we should deal
with the first amendment first -

Whereas boys and non-shes have
fundamentally separate agendas,

and whereas this is a non-she,

be it further resolved that this non-she
must be following a non-boy agenda,

and therefore should receive the highest
punishment possible - death!

Death! Death!

But I didn't do anithing!

So moved.

Seconded.

The amendment is on the floor.

Point of order.

Hammer.

I would like to withdraw my
amendment, your majesty.

Socket's amendment
is agreeable to the amender.

Point of order.

Wrench.

I would also like to withdraw
my motion as well, your majesty.

Do we have a motion?

We have an amendment to a withdrawn
motion on the floor, your majesty.

Well, can we vote on it?

No, your majesty

unless, the secondamender
is agreeable to make

the amendment take
the form of a motion.

Then we could have
a new motion on the floor.

So moved.

Seconded.

In that case, call the question!

All those in favour that the non-she
has been following a non-boy agenda,

and therefore should receive the
highest possible punishment - death -

signify by saying Aye!

Aye!

The motion is carried.

Councillors, Queen has no intention
of interfering with your sentence,

but would like to introduce
a further motion -

Queen simply has to have his body!

All those in favour of
her majesty's motion?

Aye!

The motion is carried.

789 kisses from Kai on the head.

So many kisses from Kai.

One more kiss from
the man who is dead -

That's 790 kisses for
robot head 790!

I can't go on! I can't, I can't,
I can't! I can't!

What's that for?

What're they doing?

Look - I said I didn't do anything.

Look, look guys, listen

can we just talk this over,
OK? I mean -

let's have another meeting, OK?

The things Queen is going
to do with that body.

You just give Queen the shivers.

Yeah, well, I'm glad,
you know, because -

because Queen gives
captain Stanley the shivers too.

Why doesn't Queen just let
captain Stanley out of this thing

and we can talk things over?

Together, in a way that pleasures
us both, huh?

If Queen knows
what captain Stanley means.

All Queen wants is your body -

from the nape of your neck right down
to your tippy tippy toes.

All I'm saying is that the term non-she
may be derogatory to those boys

who do not wish a negative
prefix attached to their sex.

It's a fundamental and typical
violation of their autonomy.

Yes, but non-shes in the context of this
motion refers to those who are not boys.

The negative prefix is attached
to the non-shes, not the boy at all.

That's not the point.

Non is negative and is attached,

therefore it attaches negativity
to the word she, to which it is attached.

Granted.

But do you agree to
the earlier motion?

Oh, throw that in my face!

Point of order.

Hammer.

Can we please table
this discussion

and return to the amendment
on the original motion?

If the mover and seconder agree.

Agreed.

I most emphatically do not agree!

I for one will not sit idly back while
we entrench this negative attachment

to our collective identity
into the minutes.

Then what do you propose we
substitute for the term non-she?

Man!

She used the M-word!!!

Look, you can have me, OK?

Look, I'm willing to play
whatever game you want.

I mean, like I said,
I'm experienced,

I've done all kinds of things,

kinky things even, kinky,
in the tub,

you know, just - name your
game, I'll make you happy.

Oh, Queen can never be happy.

Oh, why?

Because life is difficult for Queen.

Prince rules this planet.
Duke wants to rule it.

And will Queen ever get a chance?

No, no. Because Queen
is stuck here in this cesspool.

And all we do on Girltown
is make balloons.

Well I'm sure that can't be
any fun for you.

And have council meetings,
and more meetings, balloons,

and more meetings, and amendments,
and points of order

and more meetings and points of order
and balloons, and -

Round and round and round and round,
up and down and touch the ground.

Round and round and up and down,
up and down and touch the ground.

So, who do you make
these balloons for?

Balloons. Everyone else.

They, they make the balloons
to attack the planet Water,

and then each other.

And Queen just stagnates.
Do you understand?

No. No, not completely.

There's no body for Queen.
Now do you understand?

I don't know I wanna understand.

Queen is desperate.

Queen doesn't have much time.

Well then leave,
who's stopping you?

You!

Me?

Queen desperately wants your body,
captain drumstick.

Hey, just call me Stanley.

Drumsticks, drumsticks,
drumsticks, drumsticks.

Whatever Queen wants, Queen gets.

And captain Stanley...
her majesty wants you.

This is what you have to give me.

That's how it works.

Hello there. Who are you?

I am Kai, last of the Brunnen G.

I'm Doily. Where do you come from?

From up there.

From Water?

No. I come from the Lexx.

The big bug in the sky, which
some believe to be a comet.

I wish that I were not alive,

I wish that I were dead

Maybe then the man in black

would take the head to bed.

I am looking for a friend.
Her name is Xev.

Is she from here?

No. Xev is a beautiful love slave.
She is dressed in the skin of a lizard.

Are you for real?

I am - for real.

None of us know Xev.

Well then, I will let you
get back to your sewing.

No, wait Kai, please.
You've got to help us.

We're held here in this awful
place against our will,

forced into the worst
kind of slavery.

See, they keep us girls down
here in the heat,

while those inhuman beasts
who live upstairs beat us,

torture us, humiliate us, insult us,
sometimes even worse -

poor Pearl.

And all because we are
the way we are -

but we've done nothing wrong.

Who does this to you?

Them! Help us Kai, please!

I am looking for a woman named Xev.

She is not from here.
Have you seen her?

Just what do you think you are?

I am dead.

That's right, sweetie.

I suggest, that you reconsider
your position.

Free us!

Now might be a good moment to take
advantage of the element of surprise.

Let's get 'em, girls!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

We love you!

We knew some day a real man
would come along and free us.

And today's the day!

I am not a real man.
I am - a dead man.

Kai!

Captain drumsticks!

The proper way to address
your queen is to say:

"Your majesty,
I am your loyal subject,

and will gladly give you
everything that I can".

Your majesty I am your loyal subject
and I will happily give you anything.

I can, now look, Queen,
or Giggerota, or whoever you are,

why don't you just get out of that
tub and - let me out of here.

Be careful what you wish for,
or you will get what you want.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Girlfriends? Yeah, yeah,
I've had lots.

Did you ever share your body
with these girlfriends?

Well, yeah.

Queen wants you to share
your body with her.

What do you want to
do with my body?

Queen wants to put her head onto it.

Where do you wanna put
your head on my body?

Queen wants to put her head onto
the part that sticks out.

I don't care, I'm leaving!

If you leave we lose quorum.

Don't do this to us, Hammer.

We've still got a lot
left on the agenda.

You said the M-word.
Take your hand off me!

She's right Hammer.
You can't leave.

What?

Unless we make a motion
to adjourn.

- Moved.
- Seconded.

I would like to speak to the motion
and make an amendment to it as well.

You can't debate a motion to adjourn.

Point of personal privilege!

I move we vote the motion
to adjourn in special session.

The boys up there hate us.
They've always hated us,

keeping us down here
in the filth and the heat -

- well, it's just not fair.
- It does not seem fair.

But there's nothing that we can do, we
just have to suffer because we are different.

You do not have to suffer anymore.
You are free. You can go.

Where?

Wherever you want.

But there's nowhere else to go.
We're not like the others here on Fire.

We don't want to kill people and take
over their cities, we're not that type.

I just came from
a place called Garden.

Garden is a beautiful garden,
and it is empty now.

You could live there.

What is a garden?

A place of beautiful flowers, with food
that is good to eat growing all around.

The water planet.
Did you hear that, girls?

A place of our own. Garden -
a place of beautiful flowers,

and plants that are good
to eat grow all around -

but how would we get there?

Didn't you say, that you
make balloons here?

But how would we find it, this garden,
full of beautiful flowers and blossoms?

I will show you, after I find Xev.
I believe she is somewhere in this town.

We will help you find her.

Pinky and rosy, captain Stanley,
Stanley captain, pinky and rosy.

Pinky and rosy, Stanley captain!
Queen is boiling over. I can hardly wait!

So have you seen that all the cities
here on Fire follow a certain pattern?

They are each populated by one type or
other of horrible vicious evil people.

I have observed that.

So explain us! How do we fit in?
Are we horrible and vicious?

It's just some kind
of awful mistake, Kai.

We don't belong here, it's so awful.

What have we done wrong?
We don't belong on this planet.

We belong on Water,

But the boys -
they really do belong here!

Boys!

Call the question.

Is that on the motion to go in special
session, or the motion to adjourn?

I believe my motion is on the floor -
read the bye-laws.

Call the question!

All those in favour
of the motion to -

We are looking for
a woman named Xev.

Non-she... you are -

By non-she, do you mean
- a man?

Queen is going to get to
know every inch of you.

Queen is going to feel so good.

Queen wants your body.

Queen will take your body, now!

Help me, somebody! Help me Kai!

Stanley may not be ready
to part with it yet.

Oh, thank you Kai.

This is for Pearl.

We're leaving this place forever.

We're going to a garden on
the planet Water, without you.

And we're never coming back.

790?

Yes, black man of death, separated
from his blue robot head?

We are returning to the Lexx.

Joy, joy, and joy times joy!
My man is coming home!

Yeah. I think they deserve it.

What?

Well, to be on Garden City,
on Water, instead of Girltown.

Yeah, I think they'll
be happy there.

I think he looks just
so gorgeous in black.

There's a little snack
for you, Lexx.

Tasty snack.

Lexx! Lexx! Lexx!

No!

Kai! You gotta save me!

I'm sorry Stanley, but I cannot.

What do you mean, you can't?!

I do not float.

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