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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,099 --> 00:00:15,599 THE TEACHER 2 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:45,001 Emmanuelle? 3 00:01:45,002 --> 00:01:47,302 - Yes, I'm here. - Is that you, Emmanuelle? 4 00:01:47,303 --> 00:01:50,603 Yes, it's me. I'm all yours! All yours... 5 00:01:50,604 --> 00:01:52,403 Emmanuelle, come to me now! 6 00:01:53,804 --> 00:01:55,504 You like that, don't you? 7 00:01:56,364 --> 00:02:00,128 Come into my arms, and you'll enjoy a night you'll never forget. 8 00:02:01,502 --> 00:02:03,321 - Mr. Franco... - Emmanuelle? 9 00:02:03,322 --> 00:02:04,822 It's me, Carmela. 10 00:02:05,362 --> 00:02:08,275 - You always come at the wrong time! - I brought your breakfast. 11 00:02:08,353 --> 00:02:10,621 - What time is it ? - It's almost 8:00. 12 00:02:10,622 --> 00:02:12,152 You waited 'til now to tell me? 13 00:02:14,053 --> 00:02:15,772 Aren't you going to eat anything? 14 00:02:28,611 --> 00:02:31,575 So... you want to look? 15 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:34,086 Then look! 16 00:02:34,432 --> 00:02:35,803 Son of God! 17 00:02:37,595 --> 00:02:39,324 Good day, Mr. Franco. 18 00:02:57,619 --> 00:03:00,538 - Good morning. - Good morning. 19 00:03:00,999 --> 00:03:03,870 - Good morning, professor. - Good morning. 20 00:03:04,028 --> 00:03:05,879 - Well then, professor? - What? 21 00:03:05,981 --> 00:03:07,745 What? The record we're going to make. 22 00:03:07,754 --> 00:03:11,352 Ah yes, you write the music and I write the words. I don't have the time. 23 00:03:11,553 --> 00:03:12,600 Why is that? 24 00:03:12,701 --> 00:03:14,438 I'm busy writing Greek poetry. 25 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:16,759 Greek poetry? Who'll read Greek poetry? 26 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:19,340 You need to write songs! We want to become millionaires. 27 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:20,852 Excuse me, Peppino, I have to go. 28 00:03:20,853 --> 00:03:23,238 - What're you teaching today? - I have a class in feminine hygene. 29 00:03:23,241 --> 00:03:24,038 You're teaching girls? Then you better look the part. 30 00:03:24,243 --> 00:03:29,663 Wear your glasses like this, and get your hair right. 31 00:03:29,672 --> 00:03:31,853 Thanks, but I really must go now. Please take care of my bicycle. 32 00:03:31,868 --> 00:03:34,756 Yes, of course. And most important, think about those lyrics! 33 00:03:34,959 --> 00:03:38,261 Without them, we're dead. Me, I have the music in head. 34 00:03:39,064 --> 00:03:40,357 Professor! 35 00:03:41,490 --> 00:03:43,318 Good morning, Headmaster. 36 00:03:44,246 --> 00:03:45,832 Today, you're substituting in the remedial class. 37 00:03:45,876 --> 00:03:47,117 - The remedial class? - Yes. 38 00:03:47,221 --> 00:03:50,564 - Why? - You want to earn your keep, yes or no? 39 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:54,461 No, Headmaster, I sense there's evil in that class, with all those hoodlums... 40 00:03:54,554 --> 00:03:55,891 - Mottola! - Good morning. 41 00:03:55,905 --> 00:03:58,677 You're late! I assume you were sick. Now go... go! 42 00:03:58,779 --> 00:04:00,160 Who was that? 43 00:04:00,173 --> 00:04:03,700 One of our young people. We have to help them, support them. 44 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:07,620 We can't abandon them, it's our mission. 45 00:04:08,028 --> 00:04:10,235 - Well, is it our mission or not? - Yes, of course. 46 00:04:10,311 --> 00:04:12,086 Then go for it. 47 00:04:12,491 --> 00:04:14,411 One, two, three,... 48 00:04:14,694 --> 00:04:18,082 ...four, five, six, seven,... 49 00:04:18,188 --> 00:04:20,969 ...eight, nine, ten,... 50 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,246 ...eleven, twelve,... 51 00:04:23,545 --> 00:04:25,330 ...thirteen, fourteen. 52 00:04:27,986 --> 00:04:30,709 Did you see that? My ass is harder than your head. 53 00:04:30,883 --> 00:04:34,128 Your headaches are a pain in the ass, because that's where your brains are! 54 00:04:34,167 --> 00:04:36,740 He's got a headache! What a sore head! 55 00:04:38,518 --> 00:04:41,926 Hey, Franco! When you didn't show up we thought you were sick. 56 00:04:42,012 --> 00:04:43,240 Sick of an evil cunt. 57 00:04:43,246 --> 00:04:45,562 He's late because he was in bed with the maid. 58 00:04:45,563 --> 00:04:47,629 The maid? I couldn't do it. Have you seen her face? 59 00:04:47,736 --> 00:04:50,000 I know, put a pillow over her face. 60 00:04:50,099 --> 00:04:51,554 Then they all look alike. 61 00:04:51,555 --> 00:04:55,574 You know who's substituting for the professor? That stupid bastard Cali. 62 00:04:57,278 --> 00:05:00,042 Settle down. Settle down. Everyone take his place. 63 00:05:09,604 --> 00:05:11,862 - Lazzafame? - At your command, professor! 64 00:05:12,035 --> 00:05:13,624 - Take the roll call. - Right away. 65 00:05:16,569 --> 00:05:18,333 - Ascioni. - Present. 66 00:05:18,445 --> 00:05:20,307 - Canestracci. - Present. 67 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:22,887 - Nizzamano. - Present. 68 00:05:23,092 --> 00:05:24,802 - Locascio. - Present. 69 00:05:25,008 --> 00:05:27,084 - Verderani. - Present. 70 00:05:27,489 --> 00:05:29,478 - Mazzuca. - Present. 71 00:05:29,584 --> 00:05:31,370 - Lafaccia. - Present. 72 00:05:31,568 --> 00:05:33,211 - Del Forno. - Present. 73 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:35,318 - Imballomeni. - Present. 74 00:05:35,516 --> 00:05:37,548 - Finocchiaro. - Present. 75 00:05:37,654 --> 00:05:38,883 Lagrua ... 76 00:05:38,935 --> 00:05:41,221 Help, I'm being robbed! 77 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:44,107 - Leccavacuo [vacuum licker]. - Present. 78 00:05:44,408 --> 00:05:45,608 - Laminchia [the dick]. - Present. 79 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,607 - Mangemerde [eat shit]. - Present. 80 00:05:47,879 --> 00:05:49,486 - Figliaputtane [whore's daughter]. - Present. 81 00:05:49,487 --> 00:05:50,487 - Cornuto te Fatti [cuckolded yourself]. - Present. 82 00:05:53,089 --> 00:05:54,389 - Copulamina [fuck me]. - Present. 83 00:05:54,399 --> 00:05:56,040 Alright, I'm on to you. 84 00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:58,946 What's the topic of the day? 85 00:05:59,371 --> 00:06:03,244 The reproduction of mammals. 86 00:06:03,543 --> 00:06:05,940 Which I'm sure holds no secrets for you. 87 00:06:08,146 --> 00:06:09,822 But since it's in the curriculum,... 88 00:06:10,246 --> 00:06:12,510 ...I'll explain it scientifically. 89 00:06:13,202 --> 00:06:14,969 Let's start with the ovum. 90 00:06:27,329 --> 00:06:29,214 A little joke, eh? 91 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:32,169 Since it's a requirement, it's you who'll explain it for me. 92 00:06:32,468 --> 00:06:36,449 A written composition: How do mammals reproduce? 93 00:06:36,537 --> 00:06:40,039 And anyone who writes a dirty word will be sent to the Headmaster. 94 00:07:03,938 --> 00:07:06,201 La Rosa, Tatuzzo and Mottola. 95 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:07,802 Please. 96 00:07:08,567 --> 00:07:09,833 Go take a crap. 97 00:07:18,246 --> 00:07:20,461 I've been ordered not to give you the key to the bathroom. 98 00:07:20,783 --> 00:07:22,637 We really have to go, Peppino! 99 00:07:22,738 --> 00:07:24,733 What if the Headmaster finds out? It's not possible. 100 00:07:25,334 --> 00:07:27,249 I can't give you the key. 101 00:07:27,849 --> 00:07:29,303 I won't be talked into it, either. 102 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:34,928 But if it's stolen, I know nothing. 103 00:07:36,073 --> 00:07:37,228 But I do know about the 1.000 lire ... 104 00:07:38,914 --> 00:07:40,000 No more buts! 105 00:07:40,508 --> 00:07:41,596 PROFESSORS' LOUNGE 106 00:07:52,674 --> 00:07:53,574 Hello? 107 00:07:53,575 --> 00:07:54,446 Peppino? 108 00:07:54,447 --> 00:07:55,447 Yes, speaking. 109 00:07:55,449 --> 00:07:57,090 In the second race... 110 00:07:57,294 --> 00:07:59,014 ... place a bet on Archimedes. 111 00:08:00,518 --> 00:08:01,616 Archimedes? 112 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:03,374 Who is Archimedes? 113 00:08:03,390 --> 00:08:05,106 The guy who fucks you in the ass! 114 00:08:05,107 --> 00:08:06,948 Fuck you, shithead! 115 00:08:16,252 --> 00:08:18,115 I don't see any change. 116 00:08:18,209 --> 00:08:21,229 You're sure that spray makes them bigger? 117 00:08:21,433 --> 00:08:22,779 Certainly. My mother uses it. 118 00:08:22,783 --> 00:08:24,285 And does it make hers any bigger? 119 00:08:24,287 --> 00:08:25,981 How should I know? 120 00:08:26,083 --> 00:08:29,989 My mother is such a square, she won't even let me see her breasts. 121 00:08:29,991 --> 00:08:31,756 It won't make hair grow on them? 122 00:08:31,832 --> 00:08:33,838 What are they doing? Are they pissing in the nude? 123 00:08:33,844 --> 00:08:36,078 Why would they piss naked? 124 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,438 It's more practical. 125 00:08:38,543 --> 00:08:39,993 So what are they doing? 126 00:08:39,995 --> 00:08:41,349 - Nothing. - What do you mean by nothing? 127 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:42,749 They're having a smoke. 128 00:08:43,264 --> 00:08:45,513 I guess I'll keep trying. Can you give me some more? 129 00:08:45,609 --> 00:08:47,164 Sure, for 500 lire. 130 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:50,770 You're a damned thief. You swipe the stuff from your mother. 131 00:08:50,778 --> 00:08:52,506 Yes, but I'm taking the risk. 132 00:08:52,912 --> 00:08:54,587 Okay, I'll pay you later. 133 00:08:54,692 --> 00:08:58,134 Look, it's better if you let me do it. You need a helping hand to do it right. 134 00:09:03,338 --> 00:09:04,578 It's really cold! 135 00:09:06,521 --> 00:09:07,873 It should be rubbed in. 136 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,229 That tickles! 137 00:09:09,936 --> 00:09:12,244 A circular massage for best penetration. 138 00:09:13,917 --> 00:09:15,194 Do it some more. 139 00:09:21,610 --> 00:09:24,129 You little bastard! We'll report you! 140 00:09:25,117 --> 00:09:26,336 I'm just getting some fresh air. 141 00:09:29,057 --> 00:09:31,195 - My tailbone! - It's occupied. 142 00:09:32,544 --> 00:09:34,064 Just a minute. 143 00:09:34,434 --> 00:09:35,829 - Yes ? - Hello, Headmaster. 144 00:09:36,001 --> 00:09:38,852 Hello, my friend. Was it you banging on the door? Can't hold it, eh? 145 00:09:39,754 --> 00:09:40,948 But ... 146 00:09:42,344 --> 00:09:45,972 What are you doing in the restroom reserved for staff? 147 00:09:46,596 --> 00:09:48,303 We were just passing by ... 148 00:09:48,318 --> 00:09:50,687 We're not even safe in the girls' room. Go peek at your sisters, you creeps! 149 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:52,000 Be still ... 150 00:09:55,392 --> 00:09:57,030 Filthy pig! We'll tell the Headmaster. 151 00:09:58,005 --> 00:10:01,484 Yes, the Headmaster will have something to say to you. 152 00:10:01,515 --> 00:10:03,935 We'll cool you off with a wet towel! 153 00:10:07,761 --> 00:10:11,784 These kids! These kids! There's no discipline with kids today. 154 00:10:12,587 --> 00:10:14,195 What now? 155 00:10:18,290 --> 00:10:19,384 Mr. Margana? 156 00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:20,385 Hello? 157 00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:21,385 It's Mottola. 158 00:10:21,386 --> 00:10:22,486 How are you, Your Honor? 159 00:10:22,487 --> 00:10:26,383 I mentioned your promotion for the post of inspector of the academy... 160 00:10:26,483 --> 00:10:27,889 How nice of you! 161 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:29,236 ...and my son, is he doing well? 162 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:31,237 Very well. Very well. 163 00:10:31,238 --> 00:10:34,698 My son must pass his exams at any cost. 164 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:37,218 But I'm the boss here! I'm the boss here! 165 00:10:37,818 --> 00:10:40,963 Juvenile delinquents! You had another motive in asking for the key. 166 00:10:41,281 --> 00:10:43,313 Who asked you for a key ? 167 00:10:43,814 --> 00:10:45,714 And you used the money play the horses. 168 00:10:45,715 --> 00:10:47,512 - Me, play the horses? - You're telling me you don't? 169 00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:49,396 You don't think I actually gamble on the horses? 170 00:10:49,499 --> 00:10:51,445 - I play the numbers. - You want a tip? 171 00:10:51,543 --> 00:10:52,875 - Is it for sure? - Guaranteed 100%. 172 00:10:54,259 --> 00:10:57,854 - It is. - I'm your friend, let me in on it. 173 00:10:58,455 --> 00:10:59,505 What are the numbers? 174 00:10:59,551 --> 00:11:00,918 - Seven. - Seven. 175 00:11:01,238 --> 00:11:01,775 - One. - One. 176 00:11:02,447 --> 00:11:03,818 - Asshole. - Asshole. 177 00:11:04,525 --> 00:11:05,597 Idiots! 178 00:11:11,766 --> 00:11:14,637 Shit! What was that doing here? 179 00:11:26,372 --> 00:11:28,759 Good. Now, the floor exercises. 180 00:11:29,163 --> 00:11:30,705 Where's my shovel? 181 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:32,941 Who said, "eyelids"? [palpebre] 182 00:11:32,989 --> 00:11:34,324 "Shovel", professor. [pale] 183 00:11:34,325 --> 00:11:36,004 I thought you said "eyelids". 184 00:11:40,011 --> 00:11:45,896 So... the first floor exercise: bending the bust. Like this. 185 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:51,713 Slowly recovering into this flexible pose, keeping our balance. 186 00:11:52,627 --> 00:11:55,530 Like so. Quatromani, come here. 187 00:11:56,196 --> 00:12:00,003 You'll demonstrate the exercise. From the starting position, like so. 188 00:12:00,169 --> 00:12:03,476 Bend the bust forward. Look ahead! Look ahead! Look ahead! 189 00:12:03,652 --> 00:12:06,688 Lift your foot... your right hand like so. 190 00:12:07,492 --> 00:12:08,747 In the name of God! 191 00:12:10,848 --> 00:12:12,148 What are you looking at? 192 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:17,108 - Why are you here, Peppino? - Peppino? Ah yes, that's me. 193 00:12:17,213 --> 00:12:20,242 Advance. Go forward! Go... show some nerve. 194 00:12:20,641 --> 00:12:21,721 Excuse us. 195 00:12:21,781 --> 00:12:24,553 - Peppino... - The Headmaster said... he said... 196 00:12:24,655 --> 00:12:26,122 - What? - He said... 197 00:12:26,137 --> 00:12:27,570 Back to your place. 198 00:12:28,174 --> 00:12:31,845 He said that only you could handle these three delinquents. 199 00:12:31,948 --> 00:12:33,444 A couple of real assholes! 200 00:12:33,450 --> 00:12:35,104 This is pitiful. 201 00:12:35,112 --> 00:12:36,473 I'll take care of them. 202 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,239 That'll teach you. 203 00:12:38,346 --> 00:12:40,522 Why are you still in that position? 204 00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:43,581 I have to move slowly, my back is stuck. 205 00:12:43,786 --> 00:12:46,432 - Peppino, do you get any exercise? - No. 206 00:12:46,631 --> 00:12:49,621 - It would do you good. - Just a minute! 207 00:12:49,918 --> 00:12:53,347 - What are you... - Gymnastics is a very important discipline. 208 00:12:53,348 --> 00:12:55,248 One, two. One, two. 209 00:12:55,916 --> 00:12:57,900 It's also good for frozen discs. 210 00:12:58,012 --> 00:13:02,154 Come, tilt your head forward. One, two. One, two. 211 00:13:02,217 --> 00:13:03,929 You see, it feel's better already. One, two. 212 00:13:04,029 --> 00:13:07,718 - It feels like I've been in a fight. - You'll be walking upright in no time, Peppino. 213 00:13:08,052 --> 00:13:12,298 He's a pathological case. What exercise can fix that? 214 00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:14,838 You three ... 215 00:13:15,479 --> 00:13:16,595 ... approach. 216 00:13:20,163 --> 00:13:22,358 As I have to continue with my class,... 217 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,889 ...you'll also do the exercises... 218 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:27,080 ...with the girls. 219 00:13:27,404 --> 00:13:30,023 Where are you going? Come here. 220 00:13:30,781 --> 00:13:32,727 Together, but separate. 221 00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:36,341 If you get out of line, I'll make you do 2,000 pushups. 222 00:13:36,445 --> 00:13:38,351 Go on, back up. Back up! 223 00:13:38,757 --> 00:13:43,167 Don't get distracted. We'll continue our floor exercises. 224 00:13:43,273 --> 00:13:46,628 First exercise: bending of the bust while balancing. 225 00:13:46,629 --> 00:13:50,029 Begin. One, two, three. 226 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,430 One ... 227 00:14:06,267 --> 00:14:11,969 No, no, no. Three days of compulsory expulsion. That's the absolute minimum. 228 00:14:12,015 --> 00:14:16,433 Come on, Professor Puntiglio, don't overdo it. They're just a little rowdy... 229 00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:20,596 Rowdy? They're hoodlums. The droppings of starlings! 230 00:14:20,795 --> 00:14:23,915 Reform school would be better for them. It must be the reformatory! 231 00:14:24,014 --> 00:14:25,950 The reformatory? The reformatory! 232 00:14:26,055 --> 00:14:28,649 Thank God, we're a modern school... 233 00:14:28,775 --> 00:14:30,997 ...in a civilized and democratic country. 234 00:14:31,105 --> 00:14:32,925 All this over a little fart. 235 00:14:32,926 --> 00:14:35,188 - A big fart. - Alright, I'm in agreement with you. 236 00:14:35,192 --> 00:14:37,602 - What do you mean, "agreement"? - I'll go along with the big fart. 237 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:42,220 But can you tell me which of the three did it? 238 00:14:43,127 --> 00:14:45,399 La Rosa? Tatuzzo? Mottola? 239 00:14:45,499 --> 00:14:47,254 They were behind me. 240 00:14:47,255 --> 00:14:50,371 And a big fart can't be isolated. 241 00:14:50,407 --> 00:14:53,688 It is no longer identifiable. 242 00:14:53,887 --> 00:14:56,603 If you're unsure, we can't expel all three. 243 00:14:57,185 --> 00:14:59,866 We'll simply make a note in their records... 244 00:15:00,665 --> 00:15:02,036 ...and say no more about it. 245 00:15:02,042 --> 00:15:06,213 In that case, Professor Margana, I find myself forced to report to the ministry. 246 00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:08,954 The ministry? For a little fart? 247 00:15:09,088 --> 00:15:10,364 Please, a big fart. 248 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:16,395 Moreover, there are several other things that need investigating around here. 249 00:15:17,789 --> 00:15:20,341 Mainly in the area of school administration. 250 00:15:24,402 --> 00:15:25,827 Such as? 251 00:15:26,386 --> 00:15:29,024 Prefabricated rooms, rigged private contracts... 252 00:15:29,025 --> 00:15:33,371 ...wine bottles everywhere, substandard cafeteria food... 253 00:15:33,373 --> 00:15:35,171 ...and selling overpriced text books. 254 00:15:35,274 --> 00:15:38,703 Enough is enough. It's time to make a clean sweep. 255 00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:40,286 - But it goes without ... - Excuse me? 256 00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:41,564 Nothing, please sit. 257 00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,893 It goes without saying, I don't agree with your proposal. 258 00:15:44,901 --> 00:15:48,816 Expulsion is expulsion. Whether it's 3 days or 5 months, it's all the same. 259 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,232 I understand your concern. Why should we expel them? 260 00:15:52,334 --> 00:15:55,963 They're going to pick up girls. And before you know it, take them to bed. 261 00:15:55,961 --> 00:15:56,977 Take them to bed... 262 00:15:58,077 --> 00:15:59,849 And that's a 4 in conduct! 263 00:16:02,097 --> 00:16:04,592 A 4? That means there will be a hearing. 264 00:16:04,601 --> 00:16:05,663 Exactly! 265 00:16:06,471 --> 00:16:09,287 With your permission, Professor Margana,... 266 00:16:09,399 --> 00:16:11,902 ...it's getting late, I have to go. 267 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:18,345 Poor animal! Look what that gang of hoodlums did to you. 268 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:21,346 Hello? 269 00:16:21,456 --> 00:16:22,266 Peppino? 270 00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:24,467 Yes, and you'll get it in the ass ... 271 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,653 Oh! Excuse me! Excuse me, Headmaster. 272 00:16:27,658 --> 00:16:30,004 I didn't mean in your ass. I thought I was speaking ... 273 00:16:30,005 --> 00:16:31,405 Yes. What can I do for you? 274 00:16:31,506 --> 00:16:34,333 Go tell those delinquents to come to my office right away! 275 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:38,208 Yes, I'll bring them to you right away. Very good. Very Good. 276 00:16:39,806 --> 00:16:41,746 Excuse me, but that's an abuse of power. 277 00:16:42,163 --> 00:16:43,617 You're next! You want one too? 278 00:16:43,918 --> 00:16:45,503 I didn't say anything. 279 00:16:45,606 --> 00:16:47,691 You should know that I have permission from his father. 280 00:16:47,795 --> 00:16:52,419 He told me that at the slightest provocation, I should smack him. 281 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:56,290 The last time I gave him a smack, I hurt myself. 282 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,908 Okay, that's enough! Enough! 283 00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:00,444 You realize what you've done? 284 00:17:01,744 --> 00:17:05,833 Publicly ridiculing a professor in the exercise of his duties. 285 00:17:07,238 --> 00:17:08,891 For you, 4 in conduct. Outside. 286 00:17:09,698 --> 00:17:11,430 For you, 4 or less. 287 00:17:13,650 --> 00:17:15,093 - And you ... - And for me? 288 00:17:15,537 --> 00:17:16,722 For you... 289 00:17:19,482 --> 00:17:20,798 You'll see! 290 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:23,457 You're paying for him. 291 00:17:23,682 --> 00:17:25,294 200 lire. 292 00:17:27,095 --> 00:17:28,495 200 lire. 293 00:17:29,262 --> 00:17:30,312 Thank you. 294 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,689 - Hey, pull over! - Why, what did you see? 295 00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:45,550 Those legs! 296 00:17:46,204 --> 00:17:47,577 Do you like them? 297 00:17:47,589 --> 00:17:48,555 And how! 298 00:17:52,441 --> 00:17:55,013 Our little Addolorata, what legs! 299 00:17:56,763 --> 00:17:59,017 - You want something? - It's you we want. 300 00:17:59,032 --> 00:18:01,142 - 300 lire. - Do you have 300 lire? 301 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,945 - Yes. - Come on. 302 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,245 Come on. 303 00:18:05,942 --> 00:18:07,050 My money. 304 00:18:07,104 --> 00:18:08,299 300 lire. 305 00:18:08,405 --> 00:18:09,534 Here you go. 306 00:18:11,574 --> 00:18:14,811 If I could go... 307 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,802 ...to the animal zoo... 308 00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:21,751 ...and see the tigers and lions. 309 00:18:27,057 --> 00:18:28,040 I'm finished. 310 00:18:28,087 --> 00:18:30,068 How can that be? You hardly sang. 311 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,357 And the second stanza? 312 00:18:32,563 --> 00:18:35,404 If you want an encore, it's 300 lire. 313 00:18:35,408 --> 00:18:37,098 - Do you have it? - Yes. 314 00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:43,338 Could you do something by hand? 315 00:18:44,071 --> 00:18:46,117 - Come on. - Come on. 316 00:18:46,433 --> 00:18:49,527 To touch, it's 500 lire more. 317 00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:50,912 - You have 500 lire? - Yes. 318 00:18:53,015 --> 00:18:54,756 This is for me, I need it. 319 00:18:58,648 --> 00:19:00,946 I'll just check that it's good. 320 00:19:04,213 --> 00:19:05,259 Hurry! Hurry! 321 00:19:14,541 --> 00:19:15,912 EMERGENCY 322 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,208 - So? - They couldn't believe it! 323 00:19:20,278 --> 00:19:21,841 They'd never seen anything like it. 324 00:19:26,845 --> 00:19:28,853 Your Honor, it's Professor Margana. 325 00:19:29,862 --> 00:19:31,174 - Please. - Excuse me. 326 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:32,851 Good day, your Honor. 327 00:19:37,338 --> 00:19:38,589 This has to stop, Margana! 328 00:19:38,673 --> 00:19:42,179 My son has to pass his final exams. This summer, he's going to London with his mother. 329 00:19:42,365 --> 00:19:46,859 Then I might finally have some peace and quiet. And now this mess! 330 00:19:47,059 --> 00:19:48,604 My hands are tied. 331 00:19:48,610 --> 00:19:50,361 Then untie them, Margana! 332 00:19:50,459 --> 00:19:55,097 Let me be clear. If he fails, your promotion fails. 333 00:19:55,103 --> 00:19:58,889 No! I've always said I would do what I could, I swear. 334 00:19:58,890 --> 00:20:00,993 If it were just me, I could help. 335 00:20:01,091 --> 00:20:04,355 But I've alienated that idiot Puntiglio. 336 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,048 He wants to give your son a 4 in conduct, which means there will be a hearing. 337 00:20:07,058 --> 00:20:11,643 - Who is this guy? - Puntiglio, the physical education teacher. 338 00:20:11,717 --> 00:20:14,466 He's only been there a little while, but he's already breaking my balls. 339 00:20:14,472 --> 00:20:16,495 He must have a weak spot. 340 00:20:16,581 --> 00:20:21,727 No, he has no weak points, and besides, he knows what we've been up to. 341 00:20:21,729 --> 00:20:24,983 Prefabricated rooms, overpriced text books,... 342 00:20:24,987 --> 00:20:28,058 ...lunches prepared on a shoestring ... 343 00:20:28,164 --> 00:20:30,800 - He knows everything. - Can he be bribed? 344 00:20:33,404 --> 00:20:35,103 He'd report me immediately. 345 00:20:35,347 --> 00:20:37,563 We must find a solution. 346 00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:39,254 I may have one. 347 00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:41,336 Puntiglio has a fianc�e. 348 00:20:42,079 --> 00:20:43,843 We should get our hands on her. 349 00:20:44,092 --> 00:20:45,877 - She's a whore? - No, not a whore. 350 00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:48,357 Illegal drug problems? That way, we'd have some leverage. 351 00:20:48,461 --> 00:20:50,428 No, she lives with the nuns. 352 00:20:50,630 --> 00:20:52,317 So what the fuck is your angle, Margana? 353 00:20:52,615 --> 00:20:54,123 She's a professor of literature. 354 00:20:54,278 --> 00:20:57,040 And since Puntiglio wants her to find a job,... 355 00:20:57,245 --> 00:21:01,048 ...I thought we could have her tutor your son, Franco. 356 00:21:01,056 --> 00:21:04,996 Everyone's happy. Puntiglio is happy, you're happy... and I get my promotion. 357 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,691 What's she like? 358 00:21:07,488 --> 00:21:09,086 An old maid? 359 00:21:09,382 --> 00:21:11,990 No, she very young. 360 00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:13,500 She's very young ... 361 00:21:14,037 --> 00:21:16,899 How do I bring a young woman home with my wife? 362 00:21:17,339 --> 00:21:18,442 Like a mole? 363 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,782 So what do the professors say about my son? 364 00:21:20,837 --> 00:21:22,226 Are they pleased with him? 365 00:21:22,828 --> 00:21:27,582 Pleased, ma'am? Let's say he's making progress. 366 00:21:27,883 --> 00:21:31,503 Currently, his average grade is 4. 367 00:21:33,421 --> 00:21:35,098 It will take some work. 368 00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:37,074 But he's always studying. 369 00:21:37,075 --> 00:21:39,295 He shuts himself up in his room. I don't understand it. 370 00:21:39,856 --> 00:21:41,010 This wine is excellent! 371 00:21:41,018 --> 00:21:43,680 I think your son is a bit shy. 372 00:21:43,782 --> 00:21:46,995 You hear Fefe? He has a shyness complex. 373 00:21:47,087 --> 00:21:50,191 And your crude manners make it worse. 374 00:21:50,789 --> 00:21:51,735 If he says so... 375 00:21:52,261 --> 00:21:54,089 As I see it, your son ... 376 00:21:54,693 --> 00:21:56,521 ...would benefit from more guidance. 377 00:21:56,870 --> 00:21:59,968 He might need some tutoring. 378 00:22:00,168 --> 00:22:03,549 But it shouldn't be a stern teacher. 379 00:22:04,548 --> 00:22:07,355 With his complex he needs a modern teacher. 380 00:22:07,356 --> 00:22:09,571 The poor boy. He's so fragile. 381 00:22:09,782 --> 00:22:12,010 Exactly. He's fragile. 382 00:22:12,088 --> 00:22:13,487 - Fragile. - Yes, fragile. 383 00:22:13,488 --> 00:22:16,339 He needs to be handled... handled with... 384 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:19,143 - ...a woman's touch. - A woman! 385 00:22:19,615 --> 00:22:21,164 But he has his mama. 386 00:22:21,650 --> 00:22:25,823 Mama... can his mama help with his homework? 387 00:22:26,027 --> 00:22:27,165 I see. 388 00:22:27,531 --> 00:22:29,768 She would have to be, how should I say... 389 00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:32,313 - ... like a sister. - A sister. 390 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:35,027 A big sister. Who happens to be a teacher. 391 00:22:35,905 --> 00:22:38,999 So... gentleness and studies. Studies and gentleness. 392 00:22:39,021 --> 00:22:41,367 - Gentleness and studies. - This wine is good, but strong. 393 00:22:41,368 --> 00:22:42,741 Studies and gentleness. 394 00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:46,018 - Where is the boy? - In his room. 395 00:22:46,345 --> 00:22:50,699 My husband sent him to his room without dinner. 396 00:22:52,832 --> 00:22:55,217 I would never have expected that from you. 397 00:22:57,689 --> 00:22:59,406 He sure missed a delicious meal ... 398 00:23:21,604 --> 00:23:23,223 They're artistic photos? 399 00:23:23,407 --> 00:23:24,685 And how! 400 00:23:24,783 --> 00:23:27,278 No photo of my face? 401 00:23:27,379 --> 00:23:29,768 Please, I don't take obscene photographs. 402 00:23:30,270 --> 00:23:32,336 - Did I pose well? - Very well! 403 00:23:32,761 --> 00:23:35,506 - Do I deserve a reward? - Whatever you want. 404 00:23:35,713 --> 00:23:37,335 A kiss. 405 00:23:38,197 --> 00:23:41,012 Have a taste of Carmela! 406 00:23:41,013 --> 00:23:42,013 Get out! 407 00:23:49,623 --> 00:23:52,951 She's young for a teacher, but a girl of impeccable standards. 408 00:23:53,336 --> 00:23:58,502 Can you imagine, she's living with the Ursuline Sisters. 409 00:24:00,509 --> 00:24:01,551 Pious ... 410 00:24:02,781 --> 00:24:03,851 ...and the Ursuline nuns. 411 00:24:03,868 --> 00:24:07,800 An educated girl living with the Sisters may meet our needs. 412 00:24:07,978 --> 00:24:11,462 All of them. All. 413 00:24:11,974 --> 00:24:16,110 When I think of Franco, I see a frightened sparrow. 414 00:24:17,087 --> 00:24:18,437 If you only knew ... 415 00:24:36,377 --> 00:24:39,405 Fuck! You should have made her remove her panties. 416 00:24:39,914 --> 00:24:42,127 And we can't see her tits. 417 00:24:42,491 --> 00:24:44,366 She's too modest. 418 00:24:44,403 --> 00:24:45,931 Did you make it with her? 419 00:24:46,088 --> 00:24:47,460 She disgusts me. 420 00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:49,056 She looks alright to me. 421 00:24:49,067 --> 00:24:50,435 Oh! Annarosa! 422 00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:55,754 So, Annarosa, what do say we get together? 423 00:24:55,756 --> 00:24:57,134 But we do get together. 424 00:24:57,138 --> 00:25:00,465 Yes, I do your homework, buy you gelatos... 425 00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:02,761 ...and I give you money to go to the movies with your friends. 426 00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:05,498 - What more do you want? - I think you know. 427 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:08,227 - No, I don't. - Okay, this is what we'll do. 428 00:25:08,385 --> 00:25:10,723 When your mother's out, I'll come over to your place. 429 00:25:10,861 --> 00:25:15,050 It'll just be the two of us, and we can do whatever we want. Sound good? 430 00:25:15,756 --> 00:25:18,363 Yes, and once you get what you want,... 431 00:25:18,367 --> 00:25:21,035 ...you won't do my homework, you won't buy me gelatos... 432 00:25:21,037 --> 00:25:24,727 ...or give me money to go to the movies with my friends. 433 00:25:24,999 --> 00:25:27,023 I understand, I'm not an idiot. 434 00:25:27,197 --> 00:25:29,161 No, you're an asshole. 435 00:25:30,474 --> 00:25:32,151 He's the asshole. 436 00:25:32,233 --> 00:25:33,340 And he smokes! 437 00:25:45,039 --> 00:25:47,476 - Hey, guys ... - We're being voyeurs. 438 00:26:08,623 --> 00:26:11,035 Ciao, Mama! Have you been waiting long? 439 00:26:11,786 --> 00:26:12,909 Hello, ma'am. 440 00:26:13,409 --> 00:26:14,761 - Ciao, girls. - Ciao. 441 00:26:14,858 --> 00:26:16,109 Was school okay? 442 00:26:16,611 --> 00:26:19,039 - Did you learn anything? - Sure. Can we go? 443 00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:20,758 I can't believe it! 444 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:26,940 Fuck! I say we're wasting our time on the daughters. 445 00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:30,056 It's the mothers we want. 446 00:26:30,196 --> 00:26:33,328 Mothers! The mothers! The mothers! 447 00:26:50,430 --> 00:26:51,889 Good afternoon, Mr. Fefe. 448 00:26:52,213 --> 00:26:54,954 So, my pig of a father feels you up, too? 449 00:26:55,058 --> 00:26:56,980 Oh, it's you, Mr. Franco. 450 00:26:57,188 --> 00:27:00,831 Don't talk like that about your father. He's a real man! 451 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,137 But not me, right? 452 00:27:03,238 --> 00:27:04,414 I don't have any proof. 453 00:27:04,519 --> 00:27:06,013 You don't have proof? 454 00:27:06,311 --> 00:27:08,162 You'll have your proof. 455 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:12,746 What are you doing, Mr. Franco? You mustn't! The professor's here! 456 00:27:12,844 --> 00:27:14,243 What the fuck are you talking about? 457 00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:16,449 In the name of the Father and Son! 458 00:27:16,526 --> 00:27:19,633 Now you run away? You chickened out. 459 00:27:19,703 --> 00:27:21,015 Come this way. 460 00:27:21,216 --> 00:27:22,216 Please... 461 00:27:22,512 --> 00:27:26,678 Now I'll show you Franco's room, Miss Giovanna. 462 00:27:27,503 --> 00:27:29,530 Hopefully it's straightened up. 463 00:27:29,607 --> 00:27:33,304 Look, he leaves his clothes just anywhere. 464 00:27:33,509 --> 00:27:35,980 You're a surprise for me. 465 00:27:36,338 --> 00:27:38,525 I didn't expect you to be so young. 466 00:27:38,565 --> 00:27:40,485 It was providence that sent you. 467 00:27:40,486 --> 00:27:43,641 I place all my hopes in you. 468 00:27:43,719 --> 00:27:44,831 Thank you. 469 00:27:44,867 --> 00:27:47,605 Please don't be too hard on him. 470 00:27:47,906 --> 00:27:51,287 He's a good boy, but psychologically fragile. 471 00:27:51,290 --> 00:27:54,605 He needs gentleness. Be patient,... 472 00:27:54,705 --> 00:27:57,023 ...help him emotionally. 473 00:27:57,245 --> 00:28:00,892 I trust you understand. 474 00:28:00,968 --> 00:28:01,988 Don't worry. 475 00:28:02,067 --> 00:28:06,583 Franco, what are you doing there? Why are you hiding? 476 00:28:06,592 --> 00:28:09,291 Franco, say hello to the professor. 477 00:28:09,824 --> 00:28:10,849 Ciao, Franco. 478 00:28:11,547 --> 00:28:12,383 Hi... 479 00:28:12,394 --> 00:28:16,066 Come on, don't be afraid. Come up here. 480 00:28:16,603 --> 00:28:19,610 You see, he's painfully shy. 481 00:28:20,339 --> 00:28:22,477 He's especially shy with girls. 482 00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:29,472 Why, when I'm looking for something, can I never find it? 483 00:28:29,485 --> 00:28:31,122 Because you're disorganized. 484 00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:34,093 And you, of course, put everything in its place. 485 00:28:34,390 --> 00:28:38,305 In fact, you arrange everything so well that I can't find anything. 486 00:28:38,909 --> 00:28:42,650 For example, my reading glasses, where are they? 487 00:28:42,667 --> 00:28:44,690 You'll find them eventually. 488 00:28:44,697 --> 00:28:49,338 And if I want to finish my detective novel, what should I do? 489 00:28:49,382 --> 00:28:51,374 Nothing. This way, we can talk. 490 00:28:51,578 --> 00:28:54,202 I feel like I'm married to a brick wall. You leave early every day. 491 00:28:54,405 --> 00:28:56,638 In the evening, you watch TV and read your book. 492 00:28:56,739 --> 00:28:59,663 When can we talk about our family? 493 00:28:59,666 --> 00:29:03,455 Why is it that the family is a sacred institution? 494 00:29:03,461 --> 00:29:06,745 You haven't noticed that your son has a complex? 495 00:29:06,748 --> 00:29:11,172 What if he likes the orchestra? Does that mean he has a music complex? 496 00:29:11,271 --> 00:29:15,837 Don't pretend you don't understand. Your son has a complex, Fefe. 497 00:29:15,942 --> 00:29:17,563 Are you saying he's sick? 498 00:29:17,564 --> 00:29:20,211 He may not be sick, but you can see he isn't normal. 499 00:29:20,314 --> 00:29:23,204 I don't believe it, it's just a mother thing! 500 00:29:23,301 --> 00:29:26,026 My son is perfectly normal. 501 00:29:26,124 --> 00:29:30,570 I read a book in which psychologists all agree. 502 00:29:30,667 --> 00:29:34,021 When parents don't communicate, the children bottle things up inside. 503 00:29:34,626 --> 00:29:36,988 I'd rather sleep than listen to this. 504 00:29:37,095 --> 00:29:40,963 Sleep? I've also read about marital problems. 505 00:29:41,065 --> 00:29:44,672 When a man only uses his bed to sleep ... 506 00:29:44,689 --> 00:29:47,385 What's a bed for? Ballet? 507 00:29:47,389 --> 00:29:51,778 For the last 10 years, you only sleep in this bed... 508 00:29:51,780 --> 00:29:53,979 What do you want me to do? 509 00:29:54,377 --> 00:29:55,566 Have a picnic? 510 00:29:58,268 --> 00:30:00,297 - Ready... - Fire. 511 00:30:10,658 --> 00:30:13,878 Fuck! A 35 centimeter flame! 512 00:30:13,968 --> 00:30:15,561 It's a new school record. 513 00:30:16,266 --> 00:30:17,851 You did it! 514 00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:20,066 But I almost shit myself. 515 00:30:20,171 --> 00:30:22,134 What did you eat last night? 516 00:30:22,135 --> 00:30:23,553 Lentil beans. 517 00:30:23,557 --> 00:30:26,628 Next time, take a spoonful of pellets. 518 00:30:27,049 --> 00:30:28,864 And they'll shoot out of your ass. 519 00:30:32,665 --> 00:30:36,227 Yeah, yeah... while you're wasting your time with stupid pranks, I've... 520 00:30:36,407 --> 00:30:37,861 You finally did it with your maid? 521 00:30:37,871 --> 00:30:40,385 You're fixated on my maid. You two would make a good couple. 522 00:30:42,586 --> 00:30:45,176 I'm talking about the female professor. 523 00:30:45,258 --> 00:30:49,071 Our teacher? The skinny one with varicose veins? 524 00:30:49,087 --> 00:30:50,317 No, not her. 525 00:30:50,618 --> 00:30:52,869 My professor. The one who's come to tutor me. 526 00:30:53,071 --> 00:30:55,493 Has she given you any lessons yet? 527 00:30:55,801 --> 00:30:57,278 Not yet. 528 00:30:57,492 --> 00:31:00,687 But you'll see what I'm capable of. 529 00:31:00,688 --> 00:31:03,022 Ah, get out of here! 530 00:31:03,121 --> 00:31:04,551 Hold this. 531 00:31:05,234 --> 00:31:06,862 What's that funny look on your face? 532 00:31:06,891 --> 00:31:08,686 It's my backside, Peppino. See... 533 00:31:08,809 --> 00:31:09,830 Holy Mother! 534 00:31:11,234 --> 00:31:13,462 Peppino, what are you doing? 535 00:31:14,390 --> 00:31:16,801 - What happened? - The bicyle caused it. 536 00:31:16,805 --> 00:31:18,325 I'll mend it. 537 00:31:18,329 --> 00:31:20,014 But I have a class! 538 00:31:20,017 --> 00:31:21,302 - Don't worry... - Please. 539 00:31:21,405 --> 00:31:23,377 This is the ladies' restroom. 540 00:31:23,476 --> 00:31:26,038 - His backside is ripped. - Go ahead. 541 00:31:30,342 --> 00:31:32,311 Doing this at a school ... 542 00:31:35,234 --> 00:31:38,098 - We're in the ladies' room, Peppino. - I didn't think she'd come in. 543 00:31:38,099 --> 00:31:40,548 - That figures. - How are we going to mend your pants? 544 00:31:40,654 --> 00:31:42,640 - I have to go. - Where? 545 00:31:42,738 --> 00:31:45,232 - To my class. - Your pants. Give me your pants. 546 00:31:45,986 --> 00:31:48,959 You should have seen her... tits... ass... 547 00:31:49,067 --> 00:31:52,260 Like someone famous. Miss Italy is a hunchback in comparison. 548 00:31:52,265 --> 00:31:53,968 What, is Miss Italy a hunchback? 549 00:31:54,066 --> 00:31:56,521 - What are you saying? - You never understand anything. 550 00:31:56,522 --> 00:31:58,684 - But ... - Never... anything! 551 00:31:59,289 --> 00:32:01,107 Silence! Everyone take your seats! 552 00:32:01,108 --> 00:32:02,758 Move it! Now! Go! 553 00:32:03,443 --> 00:32:06,285 Finally, show a little respect! Don't act like a bunch of assholes! 554 00:32:06,381 --> 00:32:07,583 Come in. 555 00:32:08,686 --> 00:32:09,758 Thank you, Peppino. 556 00:32:13,727 --> 00:32:16,463 - Lanzafame, roll call. - Do you want me to mend your pants? 557 00:32:19,419 --> 00:32:20,714 Then get down. Go... 558 00:32:23,115 --> 00:32:24,515 - Ascioni. - Present. 559 00:32:24,516 --> 00:32:26,516 - Lobello. - Present. 560 00:32:26,517 --> 00:32:28,217 - Mideramni. - Present. 561 00:32:28,567 --> 00:32:29,830 Move the chair! 562 00:32:31,347 --> 00:32:33,376 My shoes. My shoes, Peppino! 563 00:32:35,990 --> 00:32:37,785 Careful, Peppino. 564 00:32:44,571 --> 00:32:45,847 Quiet down. 565 00:32:47,218 --> 00:32:49,390 - That's it. - What are you doing, Peppi? 566 00:32:51,228 --> 00:32:52,453 Unbuttoning your pants. 567 00:32:53,143 --> 00:32:54,318 I'll do it. 568 00:32:54,919 --> 00:32:56,119 What did you expect? 569 00:32:56,223 --> 00:32:58,918 The top one. The top one. 570 00:32:59,819 --> 00:33:00,619 Good... 571 00:33:02,063 --> 00:33:03,327 What are they doing? 572 00:33:04,328 --> 00:33:05,328 Good, good... 573 00:33:07,629 --> 00:33:08,629 Good! 574 00:33:09,589 --> 00:33:11,696 Peppi! You're tickling me! 575 00:33:09,538 --> 00:33:11,726 - But no. - Slowly. 576 00:33:13,632 --> 00:33:15,729 Yes, that's it. Like that. 577 00:33:13,730 --> 00:33:14,730 Good, good... 578 00:33:21,368 --> 00:33:22,750 Peppino, my foot. My foot! 579 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:24,056 - I'm falling. - It's almost finished. 580 00:33:26,812 --> 00:33:29,402 There ... relax... 581 00:33:29,599 --> 00:33:31,631 All done. 582 00:33:34,978 --> 00:33:35,759 Be still. 583 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,360 Good. 584 00:33:37,959 --> 00:33:39,330 - The chair. - What? 585 00:33:39,412 --> 00:33:41,149 - The chair. - I moved it out of the way. 586 00:33:41,225 --> 00:33:42,545 - I need it back. - Ah, yes, yes! 587 00:33:42,949 --> 00:33:43,955 I can't stay like this. 588 00:33:44,959 --> 00:33:46,210 Get up. 589 00:33:48,965 --> 00:33:50,293 - I'm going now. - Okay. 590 00:33:50,787 --> 00:33:52,760 Be seated! Silence! 591 00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:55,524 Show a little respect for your teacher. 592 00:33:55,584 --> 00:33:57,282 - I'll be back. - Yes... make it quick. 593 00:34:00,252 --> 00:34:01,934 What is today's lesson? 594 00:34:02,219 --> 00:34:03,716 Plato's dialogues. 595 00:34:03,821 --> 00:34:05,873 Not bad. Tatuzzo! 596 00:34:06,370 --> 00:34:07,647 Come here. Come here. 597 00:34:08,083 --> 00:34:09,520 Always me! 598 00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:14,639 - Where you going? - You told me to... 599 00:34:14,660 --> 00:34:16,388 Not that far. Stand there. 600 00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:21,646 Can you tell me about the death of Socrates? 601 00:34:21,770 --> 00:34:23,986 Socrates is dead? When did that happen? 602 00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:28,820 A wise guy, eh? 603 00:34:29,694 --> 00:34:31,558 I'll make a note of that in the register. 604 00:34:32,235 --> 00:34:34,339 - Where is it? - In the drawer. 605 00:34:42,630 --> 00:34:43,867 All stand! 606 00:34:57,756 --> 00:34:59,293 - Cali ... - I'm here. 607 00:34:59,294 --> 00:35:01,085 - What this? - This? 608 00:35:01,788 --> 00:35:03,495 Professor, they're still wet ... 609 00:35:25,961 --> 00:35:27,738 - What was that for? - I don't know. 610 00:35:29,392 --> 00:35:31,963 Just don't forget to tell your father. 611 00:35:48,089 --> 00:35:51,858 Before we can get married, Giovanna, we need more money. 612 00:35:52,041 --> 00:35:54,804 You must ingratiate yourself with Mr. Mottola. 613 00:35:55,007 --> 00:35:58,687 Because he knows everyone, he can find us a home. 614 00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:01,263 Yes, you've told me that 50 times. 615 00:36:01,763 --> 00:36:03,165 What's the boy like? 616 00:36:03,188 --> 00:36:07,441 He's a real son of a... he's good, quiet, good, good. He's a veritable gem! 617 00:36:07,539 --> 00:36:10,536 Go ahead, Giovanna, you're going to be late. 618 00:36:10,839 --> 00:36:13,343 - Aren't you going to kiss me? - I don't see why not. Now go. 619 00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:20,955 Gently. 620 00:36:21,014 --> 00:36:22,784 It's already a wreck. 621 00:36:22,891 --> 00:36:25,434 No, it just takes a gentle touch. 622 00:36:44,268 --> 00:36:46,711 Damn, did you see that? 623 00:36:46,712 --> 00:36:48,690 Franco's a lucky dog! 624 00:36:49,092 --> 00:36:51,412 - I'll see you tonight. Ciao. - Ciao. 625 00:36:52,652 --> 00:36:54,457 And we'll go for a refreshing walk! 626 00:37:05,364 --> 00:37:07,749 Her ass! She has one terrific ass. 627 00:37:07,813 --> 00:37:09,057 You think so? 628 00:37:09,165 --> 00:37:10,792 You never understand anything. 629 00:37:43,489 --> 00:37:45,140 Franco, your teacher has arrived. 630 00:37:45,163 --> 00:37:47,761 - Ciao, Franco. - Hello, miss. 631 00:37:48,229 --> 00:37:51,091 Look at all this. You have a lovely room. 632 00:37:51,187 --> 00:37:53,215 Yes, you'll be fine in here. 633 00:37:53,422 --> 00:37:55,632 No one will bother you. 634 00:37:56,338 --> 00:37:58,406 Say hello to the lady, sweetheart. 635 00:38:00,826 --> 00:38:02,315 - For me? - Yes. 636 00:38:02,441 --> 00:38:05,478 Thank you. They could use some water, right? 637 00:38:05,479 --> 00:38:07,479 Yes, water. 638 00:38:08,977 --> 00:38:11,731 Bring some water, sweetheart. 639 00:38:16,914 --> 00:38:18,839 It will work better if you open the door. 640 00:38:21,005 --> 00:38:22,802 You see how sensitive he his? 641 00:38:23,774 --> 00:38:26,086 A little too much for a boy his age. 642 00:38:26,165 --> 00:38:28,833 I would just say he's very sweet. 643 00:38:29,505 --> 00:38:31,859 No, he is hypersensitive. 644 00:38:32,851 --> 00:38:36,840 You see, miss, rather than a teacher-student relationship,... 645 00:38:37,252 --> 00:38:38,784 ...I'd like to see you develop... 646 00:38:38,888 --> 00:38:41,620 ...an warm relationship between friends. 647 00:38:42,505 --> 00:38:45,493 What I mean to say, is like between boyfriend and girlfriend. 648 00:38:46,103 --> 00:38:48,811 That has always been my approach to teaching, ma'am.. 649 00:38:49,015 --> 00:38:50,561 Very good. 650 00:38:53,156 --> 00:38:54,941 Then I'll leave you. 651 00:38:58,414 --> 00:39:00,421 If you want tea, there's a small gong. 652 00:39:00,422 --> 00:39:04,359 I recommend a light blow, otherwise it will break. 653 00:39:04,562 --> 00:39:05,852 Thank you, ma'am. 654 00:39:07,285 --> 00:39:09,835 What's the matter with you? Has someone cast a spell on you? 655 00:39:11,076 --> 00:39:12,701 Why don't you offer me a chair? 656 00:39:12,827 --> 00:39:15,191 - Yes, yes. Please. - Thank you. 657 00:39:15,554 --> 00:39:17,317 - Sit down. - Thank you. 658 00:39:22,699 --> 00:39:26,163 - Why don't you sit with me? - Yes, of course. I'll sit. 659 00:39:26,522 --> 00:39:28,834 Good. Then let's start with Greek. 660 00:39:28,935 --> 00:39:31,832 It's the most difficult subject. Where is your text book? 661 00:39:32,373 --> 00:39:35,396 There. On the bottom shelf. 662 00:39:36,692 --> 00:39:38,341 Then go get it. 663 00:39:39,089 --> 00:39:46,609 Yes... uh, no. I pulled a muscle playing sports and can't bend down. 664 00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:49,391 So then I'll get it. 665 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,994 No, it's on the bottom shelf. 666 00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:58,672 Ah, here? 667 00:39:58,669 --> 00:39:59,665 Yes, there. 668 00:40:01,003 --> 00:40:03,074 Latin, geography ... 669 00:40:03,523 --> 00:40:04,935 I can't find it. 670 00:40:05,354 --> 00:40:06,483 Lower. 671 00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:08,609 - Lower? - Yes, lower. 672 00:40:09,852 --> 00:40:11,089 I don't see it. 673 00:40:12,035 --> 00:40:13,507 I can see it. 674 00:40:14,855 --> 00:40:15,949 Lower. 675 00:40:17,068 --> 00:40:18,304 Lower. 676 00:40:19,298 --> 00:40:20,769 Almost there! 677 00:40:26,383 --> 00:40:29,189 - Here's your tea. - Thank you. 678 00:40:29,190 --> 00:40:32,602 Milk or lemon? When in doubt, I bring both. 679 00:40:40,386 --> 00:40:42,463 I don't meaning to be nosy... 680 00:40:42,651 --> 00:40:45,250 ...but how did his first lesson go? 681 00:40:45,650 --> 00:40:46,973 It went well. 682 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:49,871 - What did you think? - He has some catching up to do. 683 00:40:49,968 --> 00:40:52,337 No, I was asking about his character. 684 00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:55,857 He's a bit shy, but this is the first time. 685 00:40:56,136 --> 00:40:59,425 No. He's just clumsy with women. 686 00:40:59,637 --> 00:41:02,603 You didn't notice anything unusual? 687 00:41:02,610 --> 00:41:04,555 What should I have noticed, ma'am? 688 00:41:04,740 --> 00:41:07,581 You must understand that Franco is different. 689 00:41:07,660 --> 00:41:12,168 He isn't normal. He's on the brink. 690 00:41:12,345 --> 00:41:14,489 I'm sorry, ma'am, I don't understand. 691 00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:16,635 His father is a bad influence. 692 00:41:16,736 --> 00:41:20,178 He's a weak, egotistical man, and a libertine. 693 00:41:20,408 --> 00:41:22,681 There's also the hereditary factor. 694 00:41:22,750 --> 00:41:23,960 The hereditary factor? 695 00:41:24,066 --> 00:41:27,286 Yes, but not on my side, thankfully! 696 00:41:27,490 --> 00:41:30,458 All my family members are sane, stable people. 697 00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:32,675 But my husband's family can't claim that virtue. 698 00:41:32,779 --> 00:41:33,999 What are you saying? 699 00:41:34,499 --> 00:41:36,094 That they're unstable? 700 00:41:36,130 --> 00:41:37,559 Worse. Worse. 701 00:41:38,058 --> 00:41:41,077 The cousin of my husband, Salvatore Mottola,... 702 00:41:41,381 --> 00:41:46,339 ...also had an egotistical father who used the language of whores. 703 00:41:47,067 --> 00:41:50,489 The poor child had difficulties in school... 704 00:41:50,636 --> 00:41:55,198 ...until one day, without a word to anyone, he ran off to Paris. 705 00:41:55,405 --> 00:41:56,699 The Sorbonne? 706 00:41:57,278 --> 00:41:58,840 The Folies Bergeres. 707 00:42:00,041 --> 00:42:01,241 Doing what? 708 00:42:01,487 --> 00:42:05,558 As a singer, dancer and stripper. He even had breast implants! 709 00:42:05,634 --> 00:42:07,241 He calls himself Ursula. 710 00:42:07,717 --> 00:42:11,445 He has no diploma. His only credential is "homosexual". 711 00:42:21,312 --> 00:42:24,876 My mother says that I'm not really a man. It pisses me off. 712 00:42:24,921 --> 00:42:26,415 What does he mean, not a man? 713 00:42:26,615 --> 00:42:30,900 She says I'm like Salvatore. I'm shy. I'm effeminate. I'm a feeble woman! 714 00:42:31,003 --> 00:42:32,868 - Salvatore dressed in pink. - In pink! 715 00:42:33,765 --> 00:42:34,707 Tatuzzo! 716 00:42:35,570 --> 00:42:36,765 I'm too tired. 717 00:42:50,723 --> 00:42:52,251 He broke the family jewels. 718 00:42:53,399 --> 00:42:54,653 - LaRosa! - What have you done? 719 00:42:54,807 --> 00:42:57,202 You, go get some water. Go. Quickly! 720 00:43:00,099 --> 00:43:01,593 Take a deep breath. 721 00:43:01,668 --> 00:43:03,941 Peppino, come give me a hand. 722 00:43:04,038 --> 00:43:05,560 Take a nice deep breath. 723 00:43:05,568 --> 00:43:06,581 What's going on? 724 00:43:06,589 --> 00:43:09,445 - Peppino... La Rosa. - I have no roses. 725 00:43:09,748 --> 00:43:11,159 - Peppi, look! - Oh, that guy! 726 00:43:11,365 --> 00:43:15,840 Where does it hurt? Stomach? Knee? 727 00:43:15,845 --> 00:43:18,169 Where does it hurt, La Rosa? Where does it hurt? 728 00:43:18,272 --> 00:43:19,787 My bagels... 729 00:43:19,788 --> 00:43:21,782 - What's that? - Below. Below. 730 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,955 Peppi... his balls. 731 00:43:24,260 --> 00:43:25,592 - Both? - That's right. 732 00:43:25,698 --> 00:43:28,326 Help me, maybe we can get him down. 733 00:43:28,533 --> 00:43:30,348 - He's heavy. - Slowly. 734 00:43:30,652 --> 00:43:32,572 Peppi, I think someone's calling me to the phone. 735 00:43:32,573 --> 00:43:34,073 - Sure, leave me with this fatso. - You two will be fine. 736 00:43:36,776 --> 00:43:38,074 So that's that. 737 00:43:38,175 --> 00:43:41,346 Mother of God, it's Maciste! And he's scored a goal on me. 738 00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:45,659 Your water! 739 00:43:51,978 --> 00:43:55,116 They already think you're a fag. 740 00:43:55,727 --> 00:43:58,810 Well, here's an idea, why don't you act like a queer with your teacher? 741 00:43:58,917 --> 00:44:00,498 I suppose you think that's funny? 742 00:44:00,479 --> 00:44:03,842 No, it's like my cousin, the hairdresser. He wears lipstick,... 743 00:44:03,846 --> 00:44:06,905 ... bleaches his hair and uses gay mannerisms. 744 00:44:07,083 --> 00:44:08,808 The husbands all think he's gay,... 745 00:44:08,816 --> 00:44:11,692 ...but from morning to evening, he's with their wives ... 746 00:44:12,690 --> 00:44:15,206 - Does he dance for them? - Yeah, if it were Salvatore. 747 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,574 Are you serious? 748 00:44:16,633 --> 00:44:20,670 Believe me, Franco. Women have a weakness for gays. 749 00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:23,457 They offer them tenderness and compassion... 750 00:44:23,429 --> 00:44:27,775 ...to build their confidence and get them to go straight. 751 00:44:27,874 --> 00:44:30,257 That's when you jump at the chance! 752 00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:33,057 Yes, but how does one impersonate a fag? 753 00:44:33,155 --> 00:44:34,625 I'll show you. 754 00:44:34,721 --> 00:44:37,997 Watch. It's not difficult. Let's rehearse. 755 00:44:39,016 --> 00:44:41,883 Make sweeping gestures. Like this, you see? 756 00:44:42,953 --> 00:44:45,555 Undulating movements... 757 00:44:45,643 --> 00:44:47,145 You look like Addolorata. 758 00:44:47,249 --> 00:44:51,099 A limp wrist. Go on, make a nice little smile. 759 00:44:51,301 --> 00:44:55,242 Come on, my lovely. That's it, very good, continue. 760 00:44:55,445 --> 00:44:56,752 Super. 761 00:44:57,189 --> 00:44:59,883 You're a regular babe! A real girl! 762 00:45:00,655 --> 00:45:03,180 - That's perfect. - Soft... graceful... 763 00:45:03,181 --> 00:45:05,381 He's a beautiful girl! 764 00:45:05,394 --> 00:45:07,834 I knew he could... Hush, the Professor! 765 00:45:08,685 --> 00:45:12,793 La Rosa, Tatuzzo... Mottola wouldn't be a bit ... 766 00:45:17,066 --> 00:45:19,386 You learn something every day. 767 00:45:54,107 --> 00:45:57,548 Mr. Franco is expecting you. Good day. 768 00:45:58,061 --> 00:45:59,088 Thank you. 769 00:45:59,795 --> 00:46:00,831 Hello, Franc... 770 00:46:01,401 --> 00:46:03,015 Hello, miss. 771 00:46:05,306 --> 00:46:07,026 - Franco... - Yes? 772 00:46:07,827 --> 00:46:09,527 I'm making a doily. Why do you ask? 773 00:46:11,449 --> 00:46:13,969 No reason. Have you studied your lesson? 774 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,689 But of course. Up to the Reformation. Shall I recite? 775 00:46:17,795 --> 00:46:21,513 Yes, later. You've done the summary? 776 00:46:21,599 --> 00:46:22,987 Here it is. 777 00:46:29,293 --> 00:46:30,343 What are you doing? 778 00:46:30,574 --> 00:46:33,255 You've a runner in your hose. 779 00:46:34,488 --> 00:46:35,964 Right there. 780 00:46:36,474 --> 00:46:39,012 That's enough, thank you. It tickles. 781 00:46:39,798 --> 00:46:41,511 - Let's take a look at it. - Yes, yes. 782 00:46:49,256 --> 00:46:51,294 Good. Not bad at all. 783 00:46:52,261 --> 00:46:55,546 Bravo. But you're looking at my legs? 784 00:46:55,559 --> 00:46:58,781 Me? Nothing of the sort. I was looking at your shoes. 785 00:46:58,989 --> 00:47:01,895 They're beautiful. 3 inch heels? 786 00:47:02,701 --> 00:47:03,967 You're familiar with them? 787 00:47:04,252 --> 00:47:07,580 Yes. I spend hours window shopping. 788 00:47:07,766 --> 00:47:10,669 I don't like to walk in men's shoes. 789 00:47:11,499 --> 00:47:14,400 ...27, 28, 29, 30. 790 00:47:18,492 --> 00:47:20,929 Good heavens! He's never crocheted. 791 00:47:21,138 --> 00:47:23,027 Now he doesn't need to run away from women. 792 00:47:24,028 --> 00:47:26,728 He's gay, like his uncle. 793 00:47:26,738 --> 00:47:28,327 You mustn't overreact, ma'am. 794 00:47:28,330 --> 00:47:29,837 That's easy for you to say. 795 00:47:29,936 --> 00:47:33,359 It's an Oedipus complex and I'm Jocasta. 796 00:47:33,406 --> 00:47:37,065 Look what this eminent professor says. 797 00:47:37,164 --> 00:47:40,470 Don't believe everything you read. 798 00:47:40,576 --> 00:47:42,725 It might be something natural. 799 00:47:42,931 --> 00:47:46,063 Before birth, every human being is bisexual. 800 00:47:46,469 --> 00:47:48,615 I thought my pregnancy was masculine. 801 00:47:48,763 --> 00:47:53,561 - It means we begin as both boy and girl. - At the same time? 802 00:47:53,570 --> 00:47:56,307 Yes, even if physically everything is already decided. 803 00:47:56,408 --> 00:48:01,231 But until puberty, there are still questions. 804 00:48:01,339 --> 00:48:04,584 Even during adolescence, not everything is clear. 805 00:48:04,586 --> 00:48:08,689 Education and environment play a large role. 806 00:48:08,987 --> 00:48:12,794 Listen, miss. Forgive me, but I'm speaking as his mother. 807 00:48:13,044 --> 00:48:15,468 - Could you ... - Do what, ma'am? 808 00:48:15,671 --> 00:48:17,225 Resolve the situation. 809 00:48:17,383 --> 00:48:22,246 I mean, you're so pretty, you might act a little more seductive. 810 00:48:22,330 --> 00:48:29,599 There'd be no harm in it. And it may reconcile my Franco with females. 811 00:48:30,109 --> 00:48:35,288 Excuse me, but my fianc� is waiting for me. Good evening. 812 00:48:35,713 --> 00:48:36,880 Good evening. 813 00:48:38,210 --> 00:48:40,937 That's interesting. He began as a bisexual. 814 00:48:41,369 --> 00:48:43,228 That is to say, a hermaphrodite. 815 00:48:43,627 --> 00:48:47,514 That makes 1.2 million lire for furniture... in leather. 816 00:48:48,765 --> 00:48:50,383 And then there's the wedding itself. 817 00:48:50,433 --> 00:48:55,520 The announcements, the refreshments, the church, the priest ... 818 00:48:55,528 --> 00:48:57,150 This place doesn't inspire you? 819 00:48:57,165 --> 00:48:59,471 I'm trying to do the accounts, Giovanna. 820 00:48:59,974 --> 00:49:02,464 And the honeymoon, 3 million more. 821 00:49:02,465 --> 00:49:03,950 We don't need to take one. 822 00:49:04,057 --> 00:49:07,498 You're like a goddess to me! We have nothing else to worry about. 823 00:49:07,502 --> 00:49:09,383 All I'm worried about is Franco. 824 00:49:09,482 --> 00:49:11,444 Why? Has he failed to show you respect? 825 00:49:11,548 --> 00:49:14,259 On the contrary, he is extremely respectful. 826 00:49:14,365 --> 00:49:17,087 But I'm afraid he has sexual problems. 827 00:49:17,195 --> 00:49:20,708 - Is that all? I know he has! - That's not possible. 828 00:49:20,714 --> 00:49:23,375 Everyone knows. He's the laughing stock of the school. 829 00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:25,105 He needs our help. 830 00:49:25,113 --> 00:49:28,609 Are you talking to me? I'm not a missionary. 831 00:49:28,857 --> 00:49:30,875 And you need to restrict your role to teaching. 832 00:49:31,489 --> 00:49:34,512 They pay you well, and nothing else matters. 833 00:49:35,020 --> 00:49:37,500 - We're dining with the Sisters? - At 7 p.m. 834 00:49:37,532 --> 00:49:39,898 - Did you tell them I was coming? - I forgot, no. 835 00:49:39,958 --> 00:49:42,495 So let's get going, Giovanna, otherwise we'll be late. 836 00:49:42,496 --> 00:49:43,850 Will you kiss me? 837 00:49:44,155 --> 00:49:46,120 After dinner, Giovanna. After dinner. 838 00:49:55,004 --> 00:49:56,115 Hello, Franco. 839 00:49:56,487 --> 00:49:58,080 Hello, miss. 840 00:50:01,118 --> 00:50:02,591 No bra... 841 00:50:02,997 --> 00:50:05,692 - Well, Franco, have you done your homework? - Of course. 842 00:50:18,013 --> 00:50:19,002 Good. 843 00:50:19,207 --> 00:50:20,571 This is good. 844 00:50:22,572 --> 00:50:23,772 There's a mistake here. 845 00:50:24,733 --> 00:50:27,528 You used the perfect instead of the pluperfect. 846 00:50:27,953 --> 00:50:29,868 - You see it? - I see, I see. 847 00:50:30,451 --> 00:50:31,600 Who wouldn't? 848 00:50:31,849 --> 00:50:34,377 - Will you make the correction? - Yes. 849 00:50:55,580 --> 00:50:58,708 That's good. I'm very pleased with you. 850 00:50:59,161 --> 00:51:00,416 You deserve a reward. 851 00:51:03,638 --> 00:51:04,887 Get up. 852 00:51:09,392 --> 00:51:10,663 What's this I see? 853 00:51:11,256 --> 00:51:13,777 What have to done? Are you wearing mascara? 854 00:51:14,512 --> 00:51:15,825 We have to remove it. 855 00:51:16,771 --> 00:51:17,933 Thank you. 856 00:51:19,091 --> 00:51:20,328 Turn your head. 857 00:51:20,846 --> 00:51:22,183 Come on, look at me. 858 00:51:24,234 --> 00:51:25,807 - Am I hurting you? - No. 859 00:51:26,071 --> 00:51:27,543 Then hold still. 860 00:51:28,456 --> 00:51:32,905 That's it. Now you look like a man, rather than a woman. 861 00:51:36,234 --> 00:51:39,862 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. 862 00:51:40,549 --> 00:51:44,062 I know about your problem. 863 00:51:46,149 --> 00:51:48,662 You shouldn't be ashamed or feel guilty. 864 00:51:48,851 --> 00:51:52,289 No, you can't know. You mustn't know I'm like that! 865 00:51:52,741 --> 00:51:55,053 I'll kill myself! I'll kill myself! 866 00:51:55,069 --> 00:51:57,896 Don't say such a thing! Not even as a joke, Franco. 867 00:51:57,897 --> 00:51:59,797 You can turn away from this. Do you understand me?. 868 00:51:59,802 --> 00:52:01,670 No, I'll kill myself. 869 00:52:04,473 --> 00:52:06,562 - What are you doing? - I'll kill myself! 870 00:52:09,284 --> 00:52:12,433 Franco, stop! You're acting hysterical. 871 00:52:13,778 --> 00:52:14,993 Calm yourself. 872 00:52:17,836 --> 00:52:19,151 - Sit down. - What for? 873 00:52:19,362 --> 00:52:20,299 A massage. 874 00:52:20,300 --> 00:52:22,194 - Do I have to undress? - That won't be necessary. 875 00:52:27,496 --> 00:52:29,972 - Relax. - I'm relaxed. 876 00:52:29,992 --> 00:52:32,646 - Close your eyes. - My eyes are closed. 877 00:52:33,354 --> 00:52:35,185 You feel like you're floating. 878 00:52:38,855 --> 00:52:40,505 You're feeling lighter. 879 00:52:41,498 --> 00:52:43,074 You're floating up. 880 00:52:46,625 --> 00:52:48,153 You're floating up. 881 00:52:48,211 --> 00:52:49,927 That's it. 882 00:52:50,474 --> 00:52:51,968 Ever higher. 883 00:52:54,258 --> 00:52:55,566 Ever higher. 884 00:52:59,149 --> 00:53:00,603 You're flying now. 885 00:53:02,504 --> 00:53:03,904 Flying... 886 00:53:13,132 --> 00:53:14,370 Tea. 887 00:53:14,418 --> 00:53:18,555 Tea? Your father, your mother and your sister are all great whores! 888 00:53:24,093 --> 00:53:27,525 - She trusts me. I can do it now. - With the maid? 889 00:53:27,693 --> 00:53:29,365 - Stop with the maid! - I like her. 890 00:53:29,670 --> 00:53:31,532 When are you going to do it? 891 00:53:31,550 --> 00:53:34,158 I need to take one step at a time. 892 00:53:34,159 --> 00:53:36,679 Why don't all three of us do it? 893 00:53:36,887 --> 00:53:37,884 No! 894 00:53:38,256 --> 00:53:42,194 Don't even think about the three of you doing it. It's every man for himself. 895 00:53:42,552 --> 00:53:44,111 What does he think we're talking about? 896 00:53:46,112 --> 00:53:48,312 That's good. Good. 897 00:53:48,913 --> 00:53:50,413 - Professor. - What? 898 00:53:50,489 --> 00:53:51,970 May I leave? 899 00:53:51,971 --> 00:53:56,869 At the proper time. Only those who have finished may leave. 900 00:53:57,297 --> 00:53:58,629 I've finished. 901 00:53:58,718 --> 00:54:00,690 - How is that possible? - I have. 902 00:54:07,922 --> 00:54:15,693 Subject: Briefly analyze what Petrarch means in this verse,... 903 00:54:16,281 --> 00:54:20,447 "Clear, fresh, sweet waters, Where she who seems to me... 904 00:54:20,731 --> 00:54:22,620 "The only one among earth's daughters..." 905 00:54:23,240 --> 00:54:24,490 Explanation: 906 00:54:25,601 --> 00:54:26,807 A bidet? 907 00:54:29,036 --> 00:54:31,072 - Outside! - I didn't do anything. 908 00:54:31,082 --> 00:54:32,376 Outside. 909 00:54:36,875 --> 00:54:37,903 What are you doing? 910 00:54:37,904 --> 00:54:39,752 - I'm leaving, too. - Why? 911 00:54:39,949 --> 00:54:41,091 - I copied his paper. - Me too. 912 00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:43,685 - Then get out. - That's what we're doing. 913 00:54:43,786 --> 00:54:45,306 And stay out! 914 00:54:47,099 --> 00:54:51,228 Yes, Headmaster. Franco Mottola is unruly and a disruption to the school. 915 00:54:51,294 --> 00:54:52,616 In short, he's a dunce. 916 00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:56,013 You know who his father is? 917 00:54:56,107 --> 00:54:57,692 The father of a dunce. 918 00:54:58,831 --> 00:54:59,980 Cali, Cali... 919 00:55:02,983 --> 00:55:04,877 - Oh, Cali, Cali... - I'm right here. 920 00:55:05,730 --> 00:55:07,897 How long have you been a teacher? 921 00:55:08,053 --> 00:55:09,651 It's been 14 years, Headmaster. 922 00:55:09,751 --> 00:55:12,214 A young man. A young man. 923 00:55:14,177 --> 00:55:15,515 - Listen to me, Cali. - Yes. 924 00:55:15,517 --> 00:55:16,803 Do you own a home? 925 00:55:16,811 --> 00:55:18,360 It's been 6 years since I applied for public housing, Headmaster. 926 00:55:18,361 --> 00:55:20,661 Because of the demand for middle-class housing... 927 00:55:21,067 --> 00:55:23,074 - ...I still have nothing. - Nothing? 928 00:55:25,529 --> 00:55:26,926 You'll take care of it? 929 00:55:27,247 --> 00:55:28,453 Hello, Margana? 930 00:55:31,014 --> 00:55:33,264 Ah, my son was examined... 931 00:55:34,558 --> 00:55:36,012 ...in Greek. 932 00:55:37,359 --> 00:55:38,954 And how did he do? 933 00:55:39,125 --> 00:55:42,562 I'll let you speak directly to Professor Cali, Your Honor. 934 00:55:42,638 --> 00:55:44,632 He can tell you in his own words. 935 00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:46,423 One moment, please. 936 00:55:46,520 --> 00:55:48,757 You talk to him. Be strong! 937 00:55:49,437 --> 00:55:50,970 Thank you. Hold this. 938 00:55:51,182 --> 00:55:52,776 Hello, Your Honor? Yes, I did... 939 00:55:53,934 --> 00:55:56,842 I examined your son this morning ... in Italian. 940 00:55:56,854 --> 00:56:00,585 - In Greek. - Yes, in Greek. And he did... 941 00:56:00,936 --> 00:56:02,909 ...he did...he did better. 942 00:56:03,459 --> 00:56:05,125 Pardon? His grade? 943 00:56:05,126 --> 00:56:07,281 - Ah... yes, his grade. - 7. 944 00:56:07,282 --> 00:56:10,712 6. No, 7. 7.5, yes. 945 00:56:11,013 --> 00:56:13,407 7.5 is a nice grade, Your Honor. 946 00:56:13,725 --> 00:56:16,258 While I have you, about the possibility of an apartment ... 947 00:56:16,516 --> 00:56:19,026 Hello? Hello, Your Honor! 948 00:56:19,186 --> 00:56:23,276 As you can see, he's making progress. My regards to your wife. 949 00:56:23,452 --> 00:56:24,937 Thank you, Your Honor. 950 00:56:25,435 --> 00:56:26,641 Thank you. 951 00:56:28,100 --> 00:56:29,930 - Thank you! - Cali... 952 00:56:30,692 --> 00:56:34,662 Why you ask His Honor about the apartment? 953 00:56:35,141 --> 00:56:39,773 I already told you that I would take care of it! 954 00:56:40,177 --> 00:56:42,848 Now go! Go with pride. Your job is to impart learning! 955 00:56:44,353 --> 00:56:47,674 Indirect questions can be simple or compound. 956 00:56:47,693 --> 00:56:51,298 Simple questions are introduced by interrogative pronouns... 957 00:56:51,304 --> 00:56:54,710 ...and interrogative adverbs. 958 00:56:54,832 --> 00:56:58,852 Compound questions are introduced with the prefixes ... 959 00:57:09,990 --> 00:57:14,270 How clumsy! The pen will leave an ink stain. 960 00:57:14,533 --> 00:57:17,796 - It doesn't matter. - I'm sorry. It's stained right through the fabric. 961 00:57:17,872 --> 00:57:24,018 Leave it, it isn't serious. 962 00:57:24,116 --> 00:57:26,636 It's not important. Leave it alone. 963 00:57:26,891 --> 00:57:31,214 Go to the bathroom, there's some stain remover by the sink. 964 00:57:31,622 --> 00:57:32,877 Thank you. 965 00:58:38,833 --> 00:58:40,249 Here's your tea. 966 00:58:40,568 --> 00:58:42,841 I need something to cool the tail between my legs. 967 00:58:45,895 --> 00:58:47,794 Son of God! 968 00:58:51,899 --> 00:58:55,341 And now, you'll taste the wine made from grapes... 969 00:58:55,488 --> 00:58:56,921 ...grown on my vineyard. 970 00:58:57,322 --> 00:58:58,824 It's good. Have a little ... 971 00:58:58,827 --> 00:59:01,779 No thank you, I can't stand. 972 00:59:02,076 --> 00:59:04,513 This that is being served now is among our best. 973 00:59:04,717 --> 00:59:06,528 To my friends, a toast with this wine ... 974 00:59:07,208 --> 00:59:08,481 How does it go? 975 00:59:08,482 --> 00:59:11,326 I'd like to toast my friends... No, no gestures. 976 00:59:12,012 --> 00:59:14,872 I'd like to toast my friends with this wine,... 977 00:59:14,918 --> 00:59:19,077 ...golden fruit of the grape that has matured in the hot sun... 978 00:59:19,085 --> 00:59:23,075 ...of Trinacria, as old as the world. 979 00:59:23,303 --> 00:59:25,545 A toast to Ulysses... 980 00:59:25,557 --> 00:59:28,884 ...who is intoxicated with the wine. A toast ... 981 00:59:28,984 --> 00:59:32,299 ...to Ulysses, and to his Penelope and her fruit. 982 00:59:33,599 --> 00:59:35,844 Amalia, what did you mean by "fruit"? 983 00:59:36,014 --> 00:59:37,813 - I just felt like saying "fruit". - I'll drink to that... 984 00:59:42,791 --> 00:59:46,342 - Drink to the toast? - Thanks, Franco, I've had too much. 985 00:59:47,709 --> 00:59:50,941 I bet you did that on purpose. 986 00:59:51,337 --> 00:59:55,318 No. You mustn't think that. I'll bring you some strong coffee. 987 00:59:55,746 --> 00:59:56,786 Thank you, Franco. 988 00:59:56,889 --> 01:00:00,041 Now I'd like to show you the property. 989 00:59:59,231 --> 01:00:01,263 A tour with the owner, after this feast... 990 01:00:01,469 --> 01:00:04,249 I ate too much. 991 01:00:04,452 --> 01:00:06,407 I'd like that very much. 992 01:00:07,612 --> 01:00:10,698 But Giovanna must stay and give a lesson to Franco. 993 01:00:10,699 --> 01:00:12,591 Yes, she has a lesson for Franco. 994 01:00:12,606 --> 01:00:14,211 I'll tell you all about it later. 995 01:00:14,314 --> 01:00:19,020 You can go take a nap before giving your lesson, Miss Giovanna. 996 01:00:19,124 --> 01:00:21,491 Let's go. The walk will help us digest our meal. 997 01:00:21,592 --> 01:00:23,046 Away we go! 998 01:00:24,547 --> 01:00:25,510 By your leave... 999 01:00:27,011 --> 01:00:29,111 - What do you want to do? - What do you recommend? 1000 01:00:29,169 --> 01:00:36,377 I always say, after a meal like this, an easy stroll is never a bad idea. Eh? 1001 01:00:38,579 --> 01:00:40,360 Let's go. 1002 01:00:43,006 --> 01:00:44,174 This will put her to sleep... 1003 01:00:48,412 --> 01:00:49,653 I'll use it all. 1004 01:00:51,902 --> 01:00:55,740 I'll show you the olive groves that my father left me. 1005 01:00:55,755 --> 01:00:57,491 All this land is mine. 1006 01:00:58,097 --> 01:01:02,885 Me, I'd settle for a 3-room apartment with a terrace and trees. 1007 01:01:02,902 --> 01:01:04,863 My husband can take care of that. 1008 01:01:04,864 --> 01:01:09,406 Yes, I'd appreciate it if you could slip him a word in my favor. 1009 01:01:09,605 --> 01:01:12,060 After he's had his rest he'll speak to Amalia. 1010 01:01:12,459 --> 01:01:16,053 I can't do much after eating, because it all weighs on my stomach. 1011 01:01:16,146 --> 01:01:17,230 I can't, either. 1012 01:01:17,237 --> 01:01:19,686 - Who's idea was this? - The women. 1013 01:01:19,693 --> 01:01:21,455 What sluts! 1014 01:01:21,631 --> 01:01:23,239 - How's that? - I think you understand. 1015 01:01:46,037 --> 01:01:48,704 How they ate! They couldn't stop. 1016 01:01:53,807 --> 01:01:57,453 You've broken 14 so far. What the fuck's wrong with you? 1017 01:01:57,462 --> 01:01:58,630 It just slipped from my hands. 1018 01:02:29,028 --> 01:02:31,501 I'll just undo these buttons. 1019 01:03:17,375 --> 01:03:18,494 Who is it? 1020 01:03:18,495 --> 01:03:19,810 Franco. 1021 01:03:20,111 --> 01:03:22,211 - Franco... - Yes. 1022 01:03:29,512 --> 01:03:30,212 Franco! 1023 01:03:41,011 --> 01:03:42,160 Let go of me! 1024 01:03:43,661 --> 01:03:45,661 Let go of me! You must be crazy! 1025 01:03:45,675 --> 01:03:47,836 Yes, I'm crazy about you. 1026 01:03:57,443 --> 01:03:58,663 The key or I'll shoot. 1027 01:03:59,036 --> 01:04:00,263 It isn't loaded. 1028 01:04:00,485 --> 01:04:02,012 Give me the key or I'll shoot. 1029 01:04:02,916 --> 01:04:04,145 The key. 1030 01:04:05,653 --> 01:04:06,968 Give me the key! 1031 01:04:07,308 --> 01:04:08,679 It isn't loaded. 1032 01:04:17,133 --> 01:04:19,670 Didn't you hear her calling? 1033 01:04:19,671 --> 01:04:21,836 Yes, I'll go there right away. 1034 01:04:26,642 --> 01:04:28,948 Miss, did you call? Is there anything I can do? 1035 01:04:29,691 --> 01:04:32,780 - Bring me some strong coffee. - Yes, I'll get it right away! 1036 01:04:50,106 --> 01:04:51,926 He told me the car was a gem! 1037 01:04:53,498 --> 01:04:56,429 The fucking bastard who sold it to me! 1038 01:04:57,278 --> 01:04:59,214 It's a fucking scrap-heap! 1039 01:04:58,818 --> 01:05:00,451 A piece of shit! 1040 01:05:00,741 --> 01:05:02,491 Did you buy any gasoline? 1041 01:05:02,508 --> 01:05:03,926 Of course I did. Two liters. 1042 01:05:04,129 --> 01:05:05,991 - When? - I don't know. 1043 01:05:10,696 --> 01:05:13,338 And you want to stop giving the kid lessons? 1044 01:05:13,677 --> 01:05:14,843 I've had enough. 1045 01:05:14,925 --> 01:05:17,663 How can we give up 7.000 lire per hour? 1046 01:05:17,717 --> 01:05:21,130 Especially since Mrs. Mottola assured me we would get an apartment. 1047 01:05:21,146 --> 01:05:22,741 It's the mother lode, Giovanna. 1048 01:05:23,742 --> 01:05:26,293 I'm tired. Tired. 1049 01:05:26,235 --> 01:05:27,823 Tired! Can't you understand? 1050 01:05:28,021 --> 01:05:31,963 You need to make one last little effort. Get out and push the car. 1051 01:05:32,041 --> 01:05:33,326 The exercise will do you good. 1052 01:05:34,006 --> 01:05:36,135 First make sure you take a deep breath. 1053 01:05:38,005 --> 01:05:39,559 And be careful of the paint, okay? 1054 01:05:54,492 --> 01:05:55,611 Hello. 1055 01:05:56,027 --> 01:05:59,265 I'll ring for tea, unless you prefer champagne? 1056 01:05:59,541 --> 01:06:01,468 No, thank you. I'd like to see your homework. 1057 01:06:14,374 --> 01:06:16,319 And according to you, this is the corrected version? 1058 01:06:18,496 --> 01:06:19,729 All the verbs are wrong. 1059 01:06:20,253 --> 01:06:22,351 To see Thucydides treated this way ... 1060 01:06:30,889 --> 01:06:32,121 Why are you doing that? 1061 01:06:32,402 --> 01:06:33,848 What is Thucydides worth? 1062 01:06:35,124 --> 01:06:36,352 What do you mean? 1063 01:06:37,154 --> 01:06:40,560 I asked what Thucydides is worth to you. 1064 01:06:40,857 --> 01:06:42,515 A new nightgown? 1065 01:06:42,968 --> 01:06:45,442 Or a washing machine? 1066 01:06:45,671 --> 01:06:49,434 Either you play the game, or I don't study any more. 1067 01:06:50,019 --> 01:06:53,534 Have you no shame? You really are disgusting. 1068 01:06:54,837 --> 01:06:56,653 Lift your skirt. 1069 01:06:57,049 --> 01:07:00,643 Don't worry, I understand. Your fianc� will never know. 1070 01:07:00,769 --> 01:07:03,219 Anyway, he doesn't seem care. 1071 01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:06,710 You aren't even fit to say his name. 1072 01:07:06,953 --> 01:07:08,542 Ignorance is bliss. 1073 01:07:09,144 --> 01:07:12,741 As long as my father gives him an apartment, he'll close his eyes. 1074 01:07:14,264 --> 01:07:15,471 What did you hit me? 1075 01:07:15,772 --> 01:07:16,772 You hit me! 1076 01:07:17,350 --> 01:07:18,666 I'll call my mother. 1077 01:07:19,342 --> 01:07:20,623 Call whomever you want. 1078 01:07:21,097 --> 01:07:22,969 - Bastard! - Mama! 1079 01:07:23,178 --> 01:07:25,106 - Bastard! - Mama! 1080 01:07:32,409 --> 01:07:34,782 A nice fresh egg for you. 1081 01:07:36,353 --> 01:07:38,297 My God, all this smoke ... 1082 01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:41,197 What stale air. I'll open the window. 1083 01:07:42,299 --> 01:07:43,567 Ah, the air. 1084 01:07:44,332 --> 01:07:46,717 When the sun enters, the doctor does not. 1085 01:07:48,034 --> 01:07:51,623 Why don't you get up? Then we'll take a little trip. 1086 01:07:51,864 --> 01:07:54,171 We'll visit some art galleries and museums. 1087 01:07:54,972 --> 01:07:58,282 Giovanna called to say she wasn't coming. 1088 01:07:59,456 --> 01:08:02,358 Don't you want to go out with your friends, Franco? 1089 01:08:02,459 --> 01:08:03,459 No! 1090 01:08:03,674 --> 01:08:07,729 There are a lot of pretty young girls from good families. 1091 01:08:07,936 --> 01:08:10,078 It would please your mother. 1092 01:08:10,376 --> 01:08:11,884 Why don't you date anyone? 1093 01:08:11,971 --> 01:08:15,721 Because they're all bitches, and I don't want anything to do with them. 1094 01:08:15,734 --> 01:08:17,764 I hate all the women on earth! 1095 01:08:18,471 --> 01:08:19,556 All? 1096 01:08:19,666 --> 01:08:23,626 Yes, all, even you. Now leave me alone. 1097 01:08:24,318 --> 01:08:26,826 I won't bother you anymore. Eat your egg. 1098 01:08:27,751 --> 01:08:31,319 Don't forget to call the Ministry. 1099 01:08:31,674 --> 01:08:32,894 Noted. 1100 01:08:33,593 --> 01:08:35,287 I didn't see you add any sugar. 1101 01:08:36,263 --> 01:08:38,271 - Why not? - It's locked up. 1102 01:08:38,290 --> 01:08:39,753 It's locked up? 1103 01:08:39,853 --> 01:08:41,469 Yes, sir. Those are my orders. 1104 01:08:41,770 --> 01:08:45,345 I see, the sugar must remain under lock and key, otherwise it might leave. 1105 01:08:45,350 --> 01:08:49,823 The sugar goes to the office. The sugar goes to the cinema. Now get the key. 1106 01:08:49,923 --> 01:08:51,277 Your wife will get angry with me. 1107 01:08:51,281 --> 01:08:52,809 I don't want that. You need to go... 1108 01:08:52,810 --> 01:08:55,307 Never mind, I'll drink it like this. 1109 01:08:55,308 --> 01:08:57,459 Well, you got what you wanted. Your son drove me from his room. 1110 01:08:57,460 --> 01:08:59,144 - That's my fault? - He takes after you. 1111 01:08:59,145 --> 01:09:01,545 - He takes after me? - Yes, you're his father! 1112 01:09:01,606 --> 01:09:03,201 I never kicked you out. 1113 01:09:03,202 --> 01:09:07,064 No, but we never talk, and he's picked up on that. 1114 01:09:07,078 --> 01:09:10,897 I beg you, Amalia, I have a lot to do, people waiting for me. 1115 01:09:10,908 --> 01:09:14,392 Your son is in a mental state, Fefe. Morally and physically ... 1116 01:09:14,393 --> 01:09:15,665 Fefe! 1117 01:09:17,065 --> 01:09:19,570 - I'm listening. - Your son has gone wrong. 1118 01:09:19,588 --> 01:09:21,083 How has he gone wrong? 1119 01:09:21,090 --> 01:09:24,141 He hates all women. He's gay. 1120 01:09:24,843 --> 01:09:26,381 Fuck! 1121 01:09:27,012 --> 01:09:28,328 Take a deep breath. 1122 01:09:30,202 --> 01:09:31,238 Again. 1123 01:09:33,555 --> 01:09:34,549 Again. 1124 01:09:36,613 --> 01:09:37,662 Again. 1125 01:09:41,236 --> 01:09:44,572 Perfect, your lungs are functioning well. 1126 01:09:45,101 --> 01:09:47,881 Nurse, please check his reflexes. 1127 01:09:51,156 --> 01:09:52,524 Turn this way. 1128 01:09:54,427 --> 01:09:55,832 Cross your legs. 1129 01:10:03,425 --> 01:10:06,119 Ah, his dick works well, too. 1130 01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:10,282 - So? - Your Honor... 1131 01:10:11,594 --> 01:10:13,367 Your son is quite normal. 1132 01:10:13,428 --> 01:10:14,770 Quite normal? 1133 01:10:15,369 --> 01:10:16,421 Did you doubt it? 1134 01:10:16,422 --> 01:10:21,311 No, but my wife has put strange ideas in my mind. 1135 01:10:21,312 --> 01:10:23,127 I don't know why. 1136 01:10:23,132 --> 01:10:25,096 I am always on the move... 1137 01:10:25,295 --> 01:10:30,764 ...and I've never had the opportunity to be close to my son. 1138 01:10:30,765 --> 01:10:34,159 A father should always be close to his son. 1139 01:10:34,212 --> 01:10:38,649 Must accompany and follow him in his adventures. 1140 01:10:38,959 --> 01:10:40,633 And teach him about life. 1141 01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:44,336 Your Honor, take him to a whorehouse. 1142 01:10:44,712 --> 01:10:46,523 Otherwise, he'll explode. 1143 01:10:52,474 --> 01:10:54,463 Hello, ladies. Please. 1144 01:10:55,451 --> 01:10:59,496 We're in a restaurant that is quite notorious. 1145 01:11:00,035 --> 01:11:02,689 You see these two chicks? 1146 01:11:02,793 --> 01:11:04,303 Chickens? What chickens? 1147 01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:06,696 The two girls there. Take a look. 1148 01:11:07,476 --> 01:11:09,566 Look at them... 1149 01:11:09,634 --> 01:11:11,649 ...those two lovely flowers. 1150 01:11:12,134 --> 01:11:15,271 Hello ... like father, like son? 1151 01:11:15,272 --> 01:11:16,525 Do you like them? 1152 01:11:16,605 --> 01:11:17,655 Nice figures. 1153 01:11:17,850 --> 01:11:21,786 At school, you're spoiled... 1154 01:11:22,296 --> 01:11:25,561 ...by all those girls, young and fresh. 1155 01:11:25,660 --> 01:11:28,498 When I was your age I was in school,... 1156 01:11:28,697 --> 01:11:31,378 ...I went after all of them. 1157 01:11:32,081 --> 01:11:35,613 Some petting here, a little kiss there ... 1158 01:11:35,840 --> 01:11:40,778 ... but today, you're lucky because the girls are more liberated. 1159 01:11:40,830 --> 01:11:42,863 Liberated? What are you saying, papa? 1160 01:11:43,134 --> 01:11:47,483 Liberated teasers. The assholes all play at being feminists. 1161 01:11:47,624 --> 01:11:50,614 Would you call those two feminists? 1162 01:11:50,790 --> 01:11:52,648 Me, I'd call them whores. 1163 01:11:53,152 --> 01:11:54,216 Hello. 1164 01:11:54,530 --> 01:11:58,957 They're what gave me an idea for you, Franco. 1165 01:11:59,221 --> 01:12:00,976 An idea for me? 1166 01:12:02,076 --> 01:12:03,673 What is it? 1167 01:12:03,684 --> 01:12:04,822 Let me see... 1168 01:12:04,832 --> 01:12:09,593 Above all, don't tell your mother, otherwise I'm in big trouble. 1169 01:12:09,693 --> 01:12:11,338 Here's the trick ... 1170 01:12:12,544 --> 01:12:14,229 A little advertisement. 1171 01:12:15,970 --> 01:12:17,165 Hello. 1172 01:12:17,208 --> 01:12:19,244 I came about the ad. 1173 01:12:19,421 --> 01:12:20,940 Please come in. 1174 01:12:24,180 --> 01:12:25,375 Close it. 1175 01:12:28,805 --> 01:12:30,621 Here's your room. 1176 01:12:30,645 --> 01:12:31,719 This is it? 1177 01:12:31,994 --> 01:12:36,228 There's a private room back here? 1178 01:12:36,926 --> 01:12:39,736 Then I'll just wait back there... 1179 01:12:42,876 --> 01:12:44,391 I leave you now. 1180 01:12:51,647 --> 01:12:53,398 The Honorable Mottola... 1181 01:12:53,545 --> 01:12:56,821 ...seen in a brothel with his son. 1182 01:12:57,526 --> 01:13:01,962 If it became public knowledge, it would make for one of those scandals ... 1183 01:13:03,267 --> 01:13:06,399 Excuse me, if you could wait outside, I need this couch. 1184 01:13:08,409 --> 01:13:10,099 In that case, I'll leave. 1185 01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,929 What a mess! 1186 01:13:33,527 --> 01:13:35,925 Make it fast, I have to catch a train. 1187 01:13:48,611 --> 01:13:50,655 You need to use the bathroom? 1188 01:13:54,547 --> 01:13:57,189 - You haven't made your selection yet? - I was just looking for my... 1189 01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:01,747 Your son wasn't interested. He's waiting for you downstairs. 1190 01:14:01,849 --> 01:14:04,902 - Okay, thank you. - Sir? 30.000 lire. 1191 01:14:04,945 --> 01:14:07,587 - Even if nothing happened? - Yes. 1192 01:14:10,287 --> 01:14:12,349 You left without saying anything. 1193 01:14:12,726 --> 01:14:14,480 They disgust me. 1194 01:14:14,502 --> 01:14:17,105 You could have said so earlier. 1195 01:14:17,309 --> 01:14:19,011 It cost me 30.000 lire. 1196 01:14:19,114 --> 01:14:21,643 You didn't give me time to tell you. 1197 01:14:21,741 --> 01:14:24,330 You left me stranded in there. I felt like an idiot. 1198 01:14:24,336 --> 01:14:27,081 I thought you wanted a woman. 1199 01:14:27,088 --> 01:14:31,301 Me? The only reason I went there was for you. 1200 01:14:31,397 --> 01:14:35,851 For me? Whores are good for your generation. 1201 01:14:36,955 --> 01:14:40,009 Me, I want a conquest. Otherwise, what's the point? 1202 01:14:40,627 --> 01:14:43,720 That changes everything. 1203 01:14:44,042 --> 01:14:46,531 If I understand correctly,... 1204 01:14:46,665 --> 01:14:48,706 ...there is one in particular that you like. 1205 01:14:48,888 --> 01:14:50,399 Obviously. 1206 01:14:50,511 --> 01:14:54,339 When you see her, you say to yourself: "That one's for me, I'll give her a..." 1207 01:14:55,543 --> 01:14:56,628 Yes, exactly. 1208 01:14:56,629 --> 01:14:59,614 - But she doesn't want me. - She doesn't want ... 1209 01:15:00,531 --> 01:15:02,208 No, she doesn't want me. 1210 01:15:02,386 --> 01:15:03,764 Who is she? 1211 01:15:03,803 --> 01:15:07,461 - The teacher. - You want the teacher ... 1212 01:15:09,340 --> 01:15:13,121 Pass and stop doing that shit! 1213 01:15:13,734 --> 01:15:17,518 It's impossible. It's impossible with your teacher. 1214 01:15:17,792 --> 01:15:21,097 Listen, Papa. Either Giovanna wants me,... 1215 01:15:21,275 --> 01:15:22,321 ...or I'll kill myself. 1216 01:15:22,555 --> 01:15:25,748 No! No, Your Honor! You can't ask me to do such a thing. 1217 01:15:26,190 --> 01:15:29,670 If you want to become an inspector, you have to do it. 1218 01:15:29,801 --> 01:15:33,526 But you're blackmailing me, Your Honor. 1219 01:15:33,699 --> 01:15:37,662 Yes, I have a problem. My son must regain his peace of mind. 1220 01:15:37,764 --> 01:15:39,472 What does this have to do with me? 1221 01:15:39,569 --> 01:15:43,375 You recommended this girl, it's up to you to solve the problem. 1222 01:15:43,479 --> 01:15:47,698 But I hardly know her. Do I have to talk to her fianc�? 1223 01:15:47,701 --> 01:15:49,687 - Yes, sir. - That's idiotic! 1224 01:15:50,184 --> 01:15:53,038 I'm sorry, Your Honor. I don't know what I was thinking. You're not an idiot. 1225 01:15:53,143 --> 01:15:55,046 But I can't see myself saying to her fianc�: 1226 01:15:55,145 --> 01:15:59,564 "One of my students has fallen in love with your fianc�e, and he wants to ..." 1227 01:15:59,668 --> 01:16:01,501 And what harm is there in that? 1228 01:16:01,605 --> 01:16:05,125 Excuse me for asking, but why don't you go talk to her yourself? 1229 01:16:05,325 --> 01:16:08,174 You knock on her door, introduce yourself, and talk to her. 1230 01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:10,055 I am his father. 1231 01:16:10,239 --> 01:16:13,216 More can be accomplished by a father than a headmaster. 1232 01:16:14,130 --> 01:16:15,423 Sometimes. 1233 01:16:16,513 --> 01:16:18,684 No, you are very beautiful. 1234 01:16:18,901 --> 01:16:23,461 You have a perfect figure, and a classic Grecian face. 1235 01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:26,046 But that perfect figure ... 1236 01:16:26,143 --> 01:16:28,365 - God be praised. - May He be praised. 1237 01:16:29,973 --> 01:16:34,106 ...doesn't stimulate... platonic feelings. 1238 01:16:35,403 --> 01:16:37,222 Forgive me, but... 1239 01:16:37,435 --> 01:16:41,458 ...that perfect figure can also awaken... 1240 01:16:41,566 --> 01:16:45,052 ... the baser instincts. 1241 01:16:45,069 --> 01:16:46,343 I know. 1242 01:16:46,443 --> 01:16:50,959 Really? That makes my job a little easier. 1243 01:16:51,039 --> 01:16:54,237 You see, I'm a straightforward man, Giovanna. 1244 01:16:55,236 --> 01:16:57,743 When I decide, I decide. 1245 01:16:58,015 --> 01:17:01,537 And for you, I would make any sacrifice. 1246 01:17:01,802 --> 01:17:03,609 You came here to proposition me? 1247 01:17:03,674 --> 01:17:09,076 You misunderstand, Giovanna, I wasn't talking about me. 1248 01:17:09,179 --> 01:17:12,577 I came to plead my son's case. 1249 01:17:12,587 --> 01:17:13,806 For Franco? 1250 01:17:13,832 --> 01:17:17,003 Yes. My son has fallen in love with you. 1251 01:17:17,210 --> 01:17:20,156 I don't care. I won't give him any more lessons. 1252 01:17:20,386 --> 01:17:22,909 For heaven's sake, don't take offense, Miss Giovanna! 1253 01:17:23,095 --> 01:17:26,120 You're a modern woman. Franco just wants ... 1254 01:17:26,218 --> 01:17:27,486 ...to marry me? 1255 01:17:27,541 --> 01:17:30,379 No, not yet. He's still too young. 1256 01:17:30,480 --> 01:17:34,278 Now and then he only wants to do things... 1257 01:17:34,646 --> 01:17:36,008 What kind of things? 1258 01:17:38,386 --> 01:17:39,579 Things. 1259 01:17:39,798 --> 01:17:44,034 You're a pig! You dare proposition me here? 1260 01:17:44,411 --> 01:17:48,918 What would it cost you? He's young, his needs must be satisfied. 1261 01:17:49,004 --> 01:17:50,881 Why should I be the one to satisfy him? 1262 01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:53,543 Because you're so sweet! 1263 01:17:54,124 --> 01:17:56,976 Sir, I'm going to look for crabs on the rocks. 1264 01:17:57,223 --> 01:17:58,704 Go. Go. 1265 01:17:59,007 --> 01:18:01,579 What a pleasure to be in the great outdoors! 1266 01:18:01,581 --> 01:18:03,604 It is good for the lungs. 1267 01:18:03,708 --> 01:18:08,550 It breaks my heart to think that we left Franco home alone. 1268 01:18:08,574 --> 01:18:12,690 It's amazing, Amalia, that you never understand. 1269 01:18:12,701 --> 01:18:16,154 Franco needs to be alone with his teacher,... 1270 01:18:16,161 --> 01:18:19,210 ...and shouldn't be distracted. 1271 01:18:19,416 --> 01:18:22,952 I thought she didn't want to give him any more lessons. 1272 01:18:23,357 --> 01:18:26,764 I had a hard time changing her mind. 1273 01:18:26,865 --> 01:18:29,380 It makes me feel good to be out here by ourselves. 1274 01:18:29,381 --> 01:18:30,381 Why's that? 1275 01:18:30,388 --> 01:18:32,627 It's so beautiful. The rocks, the sun and you. 1276 01:18:32,638 --> 01:18:36,711 - What's beautiful about me? - Just having a man like you with me... 1277 01:18:36,879 --> 01:18:39,545 - Amalia, are you feeling okay? - Why? 1278 01:18:39,652 --> 01:18:41,475 Or maybe I misunderstood... 1279 01:18:41,583 --> 01:18:46,769 No, don't pretend you don't understand. You're free here, with nothing to do. 1280 01:18:46,812 --> 01:18:49,510 What are you doing, Amalia? 1281 01:18:49,610 --> 01:18:51,900 Not on a full stomach... 1282 01:18:51,956 --> 01:18:53,884 Madam, I couldn't find any crabs. 1283 01:18:55,182 --> 01:18:57,048 Son of God! 1284 01:19:02,505 --> 01:19:03,797 Franco? 1285 01:19:10,498 --> 01:19:11,698 Franco? 1286 01:19:29,259 --> 01:19:30,499 Franco! 1287 01:19:30,659 --> 01:19:32,116 What have you done? 1288 01:19:34,260 --> 01:19:35,420 Dear God! 1289 01:19:37,911 --> 01:19:39,749 I hope it's not too late. 1290 01:19:42,306 --> 01:19:47,569 Franco, my poor baby. It's all my fault. 1291 01:19:58,705 --> 01:20:00,330 I have to get you out. 1292 01:20:12,956 --> 01:20:14,629 Tomato juice ... 1293 01:20:19,258 --> 01:20:20,599 Bastard. 1294 01:20:21,500 --> 01:20:23,995 You really are a bastard. 1295 01:20:26,499 --> 01:20:27,988 Bastard! 1296 01:21:15,499 --> 01:21:18,326 They're studying, we should leave them alone. 1297 01:21:18,427 --> 01:21:20,024 You arrived too early. 1298 01:21:20,126 --> 01:21:21,188 Yes, you're right, Your Honor. 1299 01:21:21,193 --> 01:21:26,659 I have to tell Giovanna I can't wait. 1300 01:21:26,706 --> 01:21:29,784 If they're not done in time, she'll take a taxi. 1301 01:21:29,792 --> 01:21:33,050 She can walk, Your Honor. It will do her good. 1302 01:21:33,054 --> 01:21:34,635 At my expense, of course. 1303 01:21:34,648 --> 01:21:37,800 Walking is good for her, but it may be better to take a taxi. 1304 01:21:37,901 --> 01:21:39,101 Good evening, Your Honor. 1305 01:21:42,805 --> 01:21:43,781 Let's see... 1306 01:21:47,299 --> 01:21:48,671 I suggest we resume. 1307 01:21:48,685 --> 01:21:50,580 - Again? - Yes. 1308 01:21:50,881 --> 01:21:53,957 Pay attention to pronunciation. Repeat after me ... 1309 01:22:28,462 --> 01:22:31,643 - Your Honor... - Not so loud! 1310 01:22:31,927 --> 01:22:33,578 Since there are only a few more days,... 1311 01:22:33,685 --> 01:22:36,626 ...they should study for a half-hour... 1312 01:22:36,730 --> 01:22:38,511 ...or even an hour every evening. 1313 01:22:38,714 --> 01:22:40,877 Would Miss Giovanna be willing to ... 1314 01:22:40,881 --> 01:22:44,735 No problem. If I asked her, she'd be willing to stay all night. 1315 01:22:48,540 --> 01:22:52,203 Only his Greek exam is left. He's lucky to have had her. 1316 01:22:52,356 --> 01:22:55,150 I told you she was a good teacher. 1317 01:22:55,251 --> 01:22:58,831 She's exceptional. But now that she's married,... 1318 01:22:58,931 --> 01:23:00,925 ...my little Franco will have to make it on his own. 1319 01:23:02,025 --> 01:23:05,247 Don't worry. Somehow, today's youth manage to... 1320 01:23:06,148 --> 01:23:07,950 ...manage to... manage to get by. 1321 01:23:11,131 --> 01:23:13,650 - I flunked. - It was a foregone conclusion. 1322 01:23:14,887 --> 01:23:17,623 - Why hasn't Franco shown up? - So much the better, he hates goodbyes. 1323 01:23:17,667 --> 01:23:18,996 Why, is he leaving? 1324 01:23:18,997 --> 01:23:21,510 If he passes Greek in October,... 1325 01:23:21,512 --> 01:23:24,678 ...he'll feel abandoned without us. Do you understand? 1326 01:23:25,085 --> 01:23:27,143 - Why's that? - Oh, go fuck yourself. 1327 01:23:27,661 --> 01:23:29,393 Again, thank you for everything. 1328 01:23:29,404 --> 01:23:31,876 You're welcome. My respects to the your husband. 1329 01:23:32,484 --> 01:23:33,707 At your service. 1330 01:23:34,942 --> 01:23:36,647 Cali, I'm curious. 1331 01:23:37,541 --> 01:23:42,038 You could have been more generous with Mottola. 1332 01:23:42,139 --> 01:23:43,500 A 4 in Greek... 1333 01:23:43,604 --> 01:23:47,941 He deserved a 4, so I gave him a 4. That's the rules, right? 1334 01:23:48,006 --> 01:23:49,074 The rules? 1335 01:23:49,793 --> 01:23:51,063 Tell me,... 1336 01:23:51,064 --> 01:23:55,952 ...is your application file for professorship in accordance with the rules? 1337 01:23:56,259 --> 01:23:57,462 Yes, sir. 1338 01:23:57,631 --> 01:24:00,667 "Yes, sir." There's the reference number sheet? 1339 01:24:00,676 --> 01:24:01,699 Yes, sir. 1340 01:24:01,709 --> 01:24:04,135 - Criminal background check? - Yes, sir. 1341 01:24:04,141 --> 01:24:07,561 Civil status, birth certificate, baptism and communion certificates? 1342 01:24:08,040 --> 01:24:09,255 Everything, yes. 1343 01:24:09,744 --> 01:24:11,380 Everything is there. 1344 01:24:11,971 --> 01:24:14,778 - Your last blood test? - No. 1345 01:24:14,874 --> 01:24:17,440 You see? You're not following the rules. 1346 01:24:18,218 --> 01:24:21,064 You were born to be a substitute. 1347 01:24:21,137 --> 01:24:23,239 A substitute you'll remain... 1348 01:24:23,843 --> 01:24:25,029 ...for life. 1349 01:24:25,852 --> 01:24:26,867 Leave. 1350 01:24:27,554 --> 01:24:28,591 Good day. 1351 01:24:28,803 --> 01:24:32,040 Professor, you forgot your umbrella. 1352 01:24:32,741 --> 01:24:34,769 Stop with the Greek. 1353 01:24:34,889 --> 01:24:38,464 We'll write a song and become millionaires. 1354 01:24:38,569 --> 01:24:40,342 I have the music in my head. 1355 01:24:43,252 --> 01:24:45,250 We'll become millionaires. 1356 01:24:48,432 --> 01:24:50,444 Yes, you're right. 1357 01:24:51,875 --> 01:24:53,469 Ciao, Peppino. 1358 01:25:02,594 --> 01:25:05,022 Good day, Your Honor. Welcome home. 1359 01:25:11,533 --> 01:25:14,956 I had the guest room prepared for you. 1360 01:25:15,088 --> 01:25:18,604 It's beautiful, Lady Amalia. It is a true paradise. 1361 01:25:18,904 --> 01:25:20,711 - Where is my son? - Studying. 1362 01:25:20,791 --> 01:25:22,053 Studying what? 1363 01:25:22,157 --> 01:25:25,873 We'll call him. He'll be here soon. 1364 01:25:26,074 --> 01:25:28,747 Excuse me, Giovanna. Why don't you go find him? 1365 01:25:28,883 --> 01:25:32,929 A teacher must guide her pupil, in the fullest sense of the word. 1366 01:25:33,031 --> 01:25:34,106 That's so true. 1367 01:25:34,107 --> 01:25:35,248 Okay. 1368 01:25:36,449 --> 01:25:39,586 - She's a wonderful woman. - And an exceptional teacher. 1369 01:25:39,804 --> 01:25:43,740 When she finds him, I hope she's able to go back and start from the beginning. 1370 01:25:43,805 --> 01:25:46,252 Hopefully, our Franco will succeed. 1371 01:25:46,449 --> 01:25:49,316 He'll succeed. There's no doubt, he'll succeed. 1372 01:25:51,323 --> 01:25:52,591 Franco! 1373 01:25:54,192 --> 01:25:55,392 Franco! 1374 01:25:55,713 --> 01:25:56,963 Giovanna! 1375 01:26:01,064 --> 01:26:02,264 Franco! 1376 01:26:12,665 --> 01:26:13,865 Giovanna! 1377 01:26:22,410 --> 01:26:23,859 You failed in Greek. 1378 01:26:24,517 --> 01:26:26,023 And you were fully prepared. 1379 01:26:26,698 --> 01:26:28,171 You did it on purpose. 1380 01:26:28,672 --> 01:26:29,672 Yes. 1381 01:26:29,979 --> 01:26:32,416 Why? Why did you do it? 1382 01:26:34,077 --> 01:26:35,700 Because I love you. 1383 01:26:42,503 --> 01:26:43,797 My darling. 1384 01:27:08,822 --> 01:27:10,059 Hey, guys... 1385 01:27:10,223 --> 01:27:14,338 Where are you? Studying? Don't forget about the physical part of your education. 1386 01:27:17,567 --> 01:27:20,692 Spend some time doing squat-thrusts. 1387 01:27:20,796 --> 01:27:24,311 One, two. One, two. 1388 01:27:24,415 --> 01:27:28,960 The important thing is not to win, but to participate. 1389 01:27:36,148 --> 01:27:37,669 If he says so... 1390 01:27:44,505 --> 01:27:50,277 Hey there, lovers! 1391 01:28:27,550 --> 01:28:30,558 Adapted from Olivier Delebarre's French translation. 103220