All language subtitles for Kims Convenience s04e11_English

- Mr. Kim.
- very busy, Frank.

What would you say
if I told you

I had two tickets
to tonight's Jays' game,

Club seats, private access,

And I'd like you to be my guest?

I say, yeah. Yeah!

100 time, yeah!

I hope Bernice
has the same reaction.

You taking your ex-wife to game?

Oh, she loves baseball.

If I have any kind of a shot
against Garry,

This just might
be the "tickets", so to speak.

Yeah,
these are nice, but...

...Is this...
Most healthy choice

For you, Frank?

Didn't she sleep
with your best friend?

In fairness,
I was out of town that night.

And...

...Didn't you say

She steal all your tool
from your repair shop?

Just 100 more reasons
to get her back, Frank.

I know you a long time, hmm?

Such a very good, old friend.

Maybe even best friend.

I'm flattered,

But that title
is reserved for the man,
who slept with my wife.

I just think
you better off without her.

For so many reason.

If we have three hours,
sit side by side,

I tell you all about.

It's a date.

I'll just give these
to Bernice and Garry.

You come by my place.

We'll have the whole night
to catch up.

- Frank, no.
- Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

As I said to Garry,
when I was helping him
move his stuff in,

- "it's my pleasure."
- please, don't.

I'll message you.

♪ Then I have too much wine

♪ somehow a way... ♪

Who is this again?

Myya. She's amazing.

I'm trying to convince
Ger-bear, to go
to blow out fest to see her.

- Cool. When's that?
- July.

Oh, my god! You should come.

We can micro-dose
and wear sun hats every day.

Yeah, maybe.

I'm kinda thinking

Bigger for my summer plans.

Might hit up Korea.

Mmm, what's in Korea?

There's this place,
the Tammora Academy,

In this cool old monastery
on Jeju island.

- I might teach English there.
- Oh, my god.

Who knew Korea was so cute?

Get away. Reinvent.

- Maybe
Korea Janet's a party girl.
- Mmm, I don't think so.

But I could be.
If I was Korea Janet.

Oh, my god, all this time
I thought you were Korean.

- I feel so stupid.
- no, I mean...

Never mind.

- They'll get it in Korea.
- Mmm.

I love your hopeful spirit.

Do you want chocolate

Or vanilla protein powder
in your shake?

Surprise me... With vanilla.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Ooh, hang in there little guy.
Jung?

Jung!

- I'll be super quick,
like meep-meep.

Shannon?

- What are you doing?
- Oh!

- It's suffering.
- We're all suffering.

That's why the world
needs more love
and less stomping on birds.

Oh, no.

So, now what?

I'm not sure. It's just,
I've got the cats,

And I've seen middens
swallow a bird whole,

And snowball just copies
everything middens does.

I could take care of the bird.

The one you were
about to step on?
Like some kind of birderer?

I'm not a birderer.
I can handle it. I promise.

And I trust you.

It's gonna be pooping
off ledges again in no time.

- Jung!
- Oops! Sorry.

Oh!

Wha... What you say, Janet?

You want to learn
about the business?

I didn't say anything.

- I was actually
just looking up--
-ho, ho, what's this?

Business leader give a seminar.

You're giving the seminar?

- Why didn't you say so?
- Mmm, don't like to brag, Janet.

Appa tell you about seminar
at the church?

It's nothing.

Just first ever speaker
in a series.

Uh-oh.

Seminar is one week away,
and only four...

...Three yes on invite page.

Still, it's great to be asked.

- Who cares
how many people show up.
- Me! I care.

Oh, I don't want your appa
to be embarrass.

Oh, I not gonna be embarrass.

The answer is in my "ize".

Oh, not eyes.

"Ize"

Prioritize.

Give out prize.

Advertise and immunize,

But... That's other seminar.

Okay, I change "maybe"
to "yes".

Don't you already have a coffee?

Oh, right.

I thought it was, uh...
This guy's.

It's Stacie.

You okay?

Shannon and I
are co-parenting this

Pain-in-the-butt mourning dove.

- So, it flies to her place
on weekends or...
- I wish.

I'm single daddying it
right now,
and it was a long night

With it chirpin' like
some sort of chirpy...

- Bird?
- Mourning dove, Stacie. Keep up.

Hey gang.

How's Dougie?

Our bird. I... I named him.
It just felt right.

Sure, um...

Well, Dougie is still alive,

Which is huge.

- And he seems pretty thankful about it.
- -aw!

Maybe, he was chirping
"thank you" all night.

He was chirping all night?

Absentee mom alert.

Ah, he only chirped a few times.

Barely heard him.
But I was listening.

But it could be
a sign of stress.

I doubt it. He's resting now.

I fed him,
chatted with him,
washed him.

You mean the cage, right?
You washed the cage?
Never wash a bird.

What happens
when you wash a bird?

That's private, Stacie. God!

Hey, Mrs. Kim, Mr. Kim.

Eotteohge jinaeseyo?

very good, Gerald.

Gomabseubnida.

Gomabseubnida!

- Gomabseubnida!

Still sound like a baby
asking question, but good.

What's going on?

Janet, you teach Korean
to Gerald?

Actually, I've been using an app
and some flash cards.

Figured it would come in handy,
when Chels and I go to Korea
to teach English.

- Oh, Gerald. That's so exciting.
- Mmm.

What are you talking about?
I'm the one going to Korea.

- You is?
- to teach?
That's awesome.

I know. It was my idea.

You'd have to stay with
halmeoni.

I haven't booked it yet.

You should.
A lot of the schools
have already hired.

We applied to Tammora Academy
on Jeju Island.

That's the one
I was gonna apply to.

- Yeah, Chelsea found it.
- because I told her!

Can't just have idea, Janet.

Have to follow through,
like Gerald.

You don't even know
what that means.

It's the way he said it.

Great white sharks have an extra

- Sense, which enables them
to detect electromagnetic...

Right on time.
30 sharks of shark week
just started.

Where's the cage?

Oh, I think with sharks,
they're called tanks, but--

No, Dougie's cage!
It was right there.

Had a bird in it?

Oh, that.

Yeah, sorry,
it was kind of in the way,
and it wouldn't quit wheezing.

Oh, my god,
he can't be wheezing.

Yeah, it was kind of a bummer.

There was a damp towel on it
to help him breathe.
Did you remove that, too?

Uh, sorry, I spilt my drink.

Dude. He's barely moving.

Sorry. I didn't think
you'd care.

Why would you think that?

Last night, I woke up to you
threatening to crush
his voice box.

That's because I was worried
about the strain
the cooing might put on it.

And in grade three,
you bought home
the class guinea pig

For a week and fed her pogos.

This is different, okay?

Dougie is important to me...

...Now, so just leave the towel
on the cage.

- Okay, but it's covered
in kombucha.

And if you enjoy a strong,
sturdy toilet paper,

You also gonna enjoy
a business seminar

That teach you about a strong,

Sturdy business
with celebrity speaker.

- Oh, it's just you said
celebrity, so I was confused.

First five people who come

Get the special surprise prize.

I don't really like surprises.

That's why I am getting
three-ply, but maybe.

Hear that, pastor Nina?

I have already double attendance
on the event page.

About that, I was wondering

If you would be willing
to switch dates.

- Oh.
- Well, it's just the speaker

I booked for next month
has a conflict,

And I was hoping you could swap?

So, other speaker gonna be first
in the speaking series?

Yes, but you know
the old saying,
"save the best for last."

- although you won't actually
be last, just second.

Who knows, this series
could really tank.

Okay, I switch.

Oh, that's great.
Oh, thank you so much,
Mr. Kim.

- No problem, bye.
- Bye.

What you doing?

Have to do speech next month.

But next time is on Friday
of a long weekend.

Nobody gonna be there.

No, lots of people stay in town.

Less traffic,
more room of the patio.

Why you change back to maybe?

- Long weekend. Everybody busy.
- Ah.

- Don't take this the wrong way,
babe,

But you're kinda hot in Korean.

Hmm, tiger, I get it.

- You looked.
- Take my place.
I gotta go drain the...

Ooh.

What are you doing?

Don't worry. They get easier.

You stole my trip idea!

I know, but it's kind of perfect
for me and Ger-bear.

If it was up to him, we'd do
some stupid El Camaro hike
in Spain.

You're not even Korean!

This is, like, appropriation.

We're teaching English.

Back on empty. Hit me.

Ooh.

- Wild boar.
- You're never gonna need
those words.

But if we do need 'em,
we're gonna really need 'em.

- Huh, another donation bag
from Mr. Lee.
- Hm.

So many different
color of dicky

why do you have to
call it like that?

It's just a big turtleneck.

Hello, I'm artist.
I write you poem.

- Okay, it's stuck.
- No.

Looks whose boyfriend
is doing speaker series
instead of you.

- What?
- Huh.

Business master class?

What's Jimmy Young know
about the business

Except the funny business
with Pastro Nina?

His appa just give to him
a car dealership,

Silver spoon.

- And now he doing your
business seminar.

The Kims. Hello.

- Jimmy.
- Thanks again
for being flexible.

Me and the lady friend
have a plan that weekend.

Maybe you know her.
She's well connected.

Sorry. He's crazy.

Pastor Nina say
he have a schedule problem.

Eh, good luck getting people
to come on short notice.

It almost sell out.

- What?
- Look.

Huh?

- Why you reply yes?
- It almost sell out.

- Mr. Kim, hello.
- Hi.

Turnout I can't do seminar
on long weekend.

Aw, that's too bad.

- Well, let me know when works
and we can reschedule.
- Mm.

This Friday work for me.

But this Friday's event
has already been set.

But was set before.

With me.

- That's true.
- And some people think Jimmy
is first speaker in series

- Because you and him--
- okay.

Ah, well, I can ask if Jimmy--

Oh, Mr. Kim.

- Ready to go?
- Ah...

Mr. Kim just said that he would
love to take part in this week's
speaker series.

Well, yeah, okay.
We can do together.

Big business and small business.

Successful business and...
You get it.

Oh, I get.

And you gonna get on Friday.

You both gonna get.

What are we getting?

Apparently, the SUV
conked out on Lakeshore.

So I upgraded them to Murano,
and I'll get the other
one towed.

- So what happened?
- It just died.

That's weird.
It was fine when I cleaned it.

- Maybe it was low on fluids.
- Kinda was making some
weird sounds.

I knew it.

What?

Oh, no, no, no,
it's not what you think.
A car broke down.

So, out of the blue
a car just dies.

It happens a lot.

And you're covering for him?

No, he's not,
Dougie's doing just fine.

He actually just turned
a corner.

Oh yeah? The same corner
you just lied your way into
with this "SUV"?

It had a recall.

- I expected more from you,
Stacie.
- Shannon, you're totally not--

I should have taken Dougie
when I had the chance,

But instead
I left him with Jung,

Deadlier to birds
than a spotless window.

Hello.

Welcome. And thank you all
for coming.

Now our first speaker
could sell a car
to a blind man.

I mean he wouldn't,
but he is quite persuasive.

Uh. Please welcome
Jimmy Young.

Thank you.

I owe everything I have
to one man.

- My father.
- No kidding.

The only reason I am a success

- Is because my father was--
- rich.

Yes, my father was rich

When it came to friendship.

But sadly, he died penniless.

My story begin when I was 12,

And get my first--

Acura turbo sports car!

Now that would be sweet ride
to my first full time job.

No, I had to take
two full bus ride.

But it was worth it to see
my sisters' faces

When I brought
home food for the family.

I would tell them I had eaten
on the way home.

And occasionally I had.

Hey, few of us are going to
happy time noraebang.
You wanna come?

Mm, not sure. Still have a ton
of school work.

I'm actually thinking
of switching
my final assignment.

Maybe a photo essay of
walking trails in, like,

Spain or something like that

Oh, my god.
The Camino de Santiago.

Oh... What's that?

It's like this incredible hike

That ends at the Cathedral
of Santiago de Compostela.

People from all over the world
go to do this walk.

Wow. So cool.

Meeting all these people,
walking on a single path

And sharing a common humanity.

So poetic.

- I mean, Korea is nice too.

Yeah. Korea.

- Mmm-hmm.
- You'll be there...

...And Chels really wants to go.

Well, relationships are all
about compromise.

You're so great about that.

You gave her your favorite
passion pit t-shirt.

She wore it to paint ball.

But I know she compromises, too.

- Right.
- Anyway.

Korea! Mansae!

So exciting.

And so if I don't sell a car,

I can't afford
my sister's surgery.

Oh no.

I sold four cars that day.

Ho!

And because of that,

Not only is my sister
walking today,

But long weekend next month

I'll be cheering her on
at her first half-marathon.

Ho!

So nice.

Thank you very much, Jimmy.

And, please welcome our second
speaker, Mr. Sang-il Kim.

Hello. I am Mr. Kim.

And unlike some people,

I had to work very hard...

Uh...

Like Jimmy did.

Uh...

No.

Ah.

So...

If you want you kid
to know about

Respect and hard work,

Don't just hand them car
dealership like Jimmy's parents

Did... N't.

Okay.

Sometime in business
we make mistake.

Like, uh, with cherry cola.

I don't like cherry cola.

But customer say,
"get cherry cola in store!"

Easy.

But sometime it's not easy

For regular cola to share shelf

With fancy cola.

Even though regular cola
was there first...

...Everyone love
cherry cola more.

Then cherry cola
surprise everyone

And turn out cherry cola
is maybe okay.

Now regular cola see this...

...And feel very bad.

Thank you.

I think he's talking about me.

I am cherry cola.

I found that report,
for the car that died.

I just feel so stupid,
but animals make me feel so...

But that's me. I don't need you
to take that on.

Appreciate that.

And you said that
Dougie had turned a corner.

Wow.

He's doing so much better.

Yeah, he's a little fighter.

Oh, this is amazing.
What did you do?

Hung out with him mostly.

Watched TV, listened to music,
talked.

He made this little noise
everyday when the sun came up.

- Oh, he'll still make noises.
- No, he won't.

- No, actually, they're kind of
annoying in the morning.
- That's not Dougie.

I got another
mourning dove on Kijiji.

Dougie's taller, better sense
of humor,

Softer voice,
way more of a diva

And loved a little scratch
between the...

- Between the--
- hey, hey, hey. It's okay.

No it's not. Dougie... Died.

- That's why I got the--
- no, no, no, I got that.

Sounds like you and Dougie
got pretty close.

Maybe we should have a burial
for him.

I already threw him down
the garbage shoot.

Okay.

What about this guy? We could
release him into the park.

I'd like that.

Sounds like someone's turning
into an animal lover.

I wouldn't say that.

Dougie was pretty cool but,
I don't know, dogs are gross.

But you love middens
and snowball, right? Jung?

Oh! Get out!

This is my apartment!

Why are you suddenly
so obsessed with what's yours
and what's mine?

- What's going on?
- Oh! We're breaking up!

And, of course, I'm leaving
'cause I'm the only one
who compromises!

I went on that roller coaster
with you at wonderland

Even though I wasn't
tall enough!

Yeah, and you complained
the whole time!

Those are my shoes.

And that cute little stammer
of yours isn't quirky.

It's frickin' annoying.

Okay, okay. Let's not say things
we might regret.

What kind of nickname
is bum-bum anyway?
What are you, four?

Oh, I hope you die on that
trail and other hikers eat you!

- Do it!
- Enough! Let's just take
a breath here!

You don't really want him to get
eaten by hikers.

And you actually like it when
she calls you bum-bum.

It's okay.

And who cares if he can't
decide where to go.
It's... One trip.

See the big picture.

Like, maybe you don't have
to hike

The whole camino trail.

Right?

- I wouldn't go lower than half.
- Half is great.

Half a hike in Spain.

She's right.

As long as I'm holding on
to those tiny hands of yours...

-...It doesn't matter
where we go.
- Exactly.

Let's go to Korea.

What? She just said it didn't
matter where you go.

And this way
we'll all be together!

Oh, my god.

It'll be like here
but over there.

- I didn't mean those things
I said.
- Neither did I.

I didn't mean
what I said either.

So you cancel trip to Korea
you never even book.

No, I just decided
it's not for me.

Now I'm thinking grad school

Or an internship overseas.

But what if you plan
change again?

Then I'll just take over
the store.

Oh! You think we just hand over?

No. Have to work hard,
earn it yourself.

No offense, but running
the store isn't exactly
my dream.

You say that now,
but someday you get old.

And you think a friend
is all you need.

But then you die penniless...

...And you kid
can't run marathon.

You okay?

Yeah. Just try to teach
you lesson.

And if you work very hard,
one day I sell to you store.

I'm not buying the store.

Ah. Good negotiation technique.

I throw in light and freezer
for free.

How about you keep working
until you can't remember
this conversation

And I'll take over
the store for free?

- Deal. I draw up contract.
- I was kidding.

Too late. I already record
whole conversation on phone.

ABR. Always be record.

That's the stopwatch.