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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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There's just so many different options.
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Of course, bro. And you deserve it all.
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What kind of shampoo do you use?
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Not none of this. My
shit is natural, bro.
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Like, my cousin make
my shit from scratch.
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(ALERT CHIMES)
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Are you saying black
people don't buy products
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from stores like this?
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I'm not saying that at all, bro.
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But what I'm saying is,
there's way too many chemicals
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on these shelves for
my natural dreadlocks.
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But you look like a Head
& Shoulders type of dude.
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Like, uh... 'cause dandruff?
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I have visible dandruff?
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Hey. Y'all need something unlocked?
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Uh, no, actually. I'm
just wondering about
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this three-in-one body
wash-shampoo-conditioner.
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I don't really see a world
where a single product
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can do all three of those tasks at once.
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Y-You should only hit the button
if you need something unlocked.
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Really?
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It says "Push button for help".
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- Just help.
- Y'all got Wi-Fi here, bro?
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- Nah.
- No Wi-Fi?
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DAVE: Maybe a body wash
could work as a shampoo,
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but there's no way that a body wash
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can somehow turn into a conditioner.
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Like, one item can't be
something that it's not.
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A nail can't be, like, a shoe.
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GATA: You crazy, bro.
I used to wash my hair
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with a bar of soap like a barbarian.
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Got my shit straight, like, real clean.
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- Soap on the head?
- Come on, bro. A bar of soap.
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Smaller than a Tic Tac, bro.
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- That shit was clean, bro.
- Okay.
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I-I'll be at the counter.
If you need me,
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you know how to get me.
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Thanks a lot for the help, Jesús.
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It's Jesus.
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MIKE: Hey.
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I found the perfect acne regime.
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We're not getting out of that tub
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until we totally rid your
back of the bacne.
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- Tonight, we scrub.
- Hold on.
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- Y'all take baths together?
- Yeah.
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When I carve out the time
from work. It is hard.
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- But it is my favorite part of the week.
- Mine, too.
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- Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's a great time.
- (ALERT CHIMES)
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Oh, I got to go get me something
to drink. That's too much.
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- Where is he going?
- This stuff...
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He's going to get something to drink.
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- Yeah, I want to get a razor.
- Yes?
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- Listen, man...
- ♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪
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- ♪ I'm Lil Dicky ♪
- ♪ Hi, I'm Dave ♪
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- ♪ Who's Dave? ♪
- ♪ Hi, I'm Dave. ♪
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You need me and I need you.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Almost there.
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No, stop, you are killing me. Ugh.
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Why? Because I am not biodegradable
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and contribute to landfill?
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ZACK: Yes.
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Don't flush so much,
don't flush so much,
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don't flush so much,
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don't flush so much!
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- (LAUGHTER)
- Too early.
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KIDS: Save the Earth.
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I'm so happy you came.
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Thank you for having me, Muhammad Ali.
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They were so good, right?
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- Uh, yeah.
- Dave.
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No, like, I just have no context here.
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I've never seen anything like that.
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I don't know what a
rival school would've done
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with the same platform, and...
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Um, but I loved your directorial style.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I love how you loose you keep it,
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- and how you let them just...
- Loose?
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I'm saying I enjoyed it. It was fun.
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Dave, what are you talking about?
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Can you be normal for two...
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Hey. Sorry to interrupt.
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Um, so just heard that
we're closing in on Friday
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- for John Levan's memorial.
- Oh.
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- That's the kid that died?
- Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. Very terrible.
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The cops have no leads at all?
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He wasn't murdered, Dave.
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I'm just saying, it's...
they haven't solved it, so...
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- They don't...
- So, hey, this is weird,
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but John was a big Lil Dicky fan.
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That's awesome. Or... Yeah.
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Yeah, so, his parents are here,
and they asked to meet you.
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DAVE: Oh, okay.
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All right. What do I say?
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Just say hi. It's not a big deal.
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- Right?
- Okay. Yeah, no. No big deal.
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I mean, you should
acknowledge t-their loss.
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Without saying, "Sorry for your loss",
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'cause I'm sure they're, like,
totally sick of hearing that.
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Maybe just don't talk about it at all.
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But let them know that
you know by being somber?
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But nice.
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Okay. I'm just... That's
so much to think about.
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I'm just gonna say hi and, like,
let them steer the conversation.
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Okay. Godspeed.
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Hi.
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- Oh. Hi.
- Dave. Nice to meet you.
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- Craig.
- Hi, Craig.
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- Pam. Nice to meet you.
- Pam.
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- How are you?
- Oh, and this is Zack.
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- This is, uh, John's brother.
- Hey, Zack.
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Is this Daniel Day-Lewis right here?
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- (LAUGHTER)
- How you doing kid? You were great.
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All right, see you later, bud.
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We're gonna save you, Earth.
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Wow. He was good.
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- So...
- Thank you.
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... John just loved you.
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Oh, thank you so much, or thank him.
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I-I mean, really, y-you were
one of his favorite rappers.
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PAM: Yeah. He-he loved guys like you
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and Macklemore and...
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You know, all those kinds of guys.
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- (LAUGHS SOFTLY)
- Yeah. Macklemore.
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You know, we weren't gonna
ask, but we would just love it
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if you would perform a song
about John at his memorial.
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Oh. Uh, sure.
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- (EXHALES) Thank you, Dave.
- Oh, that'd be amazing.
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Oh, my gosh. Come here. That
would mean the world to us.
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- Yeah.
- Uh, yeah.
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- Thank you.
- And you-you said about John.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, a song about...
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'cause I don't... you know,
I've never met him.
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I don't know much about him.
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If you just give me your e-mail,
I can shoot over some thoughts.
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- Yes.
- Like, factoids about...
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- Yeah, that would help. Okay.
- Exactly.
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Uh, it's DonCheadlesDriveway
@lildicky2.com.
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I know it's complex.
I do it 'cause hackers.
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- Okay.
- And I hate to break this to you,
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but I've actually never
performed live before, so...
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- No, w-we don't care.
- No, we don't...
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- That's even probably better.
- Yeah.
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And you guys have seen my stuff, right?
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Because, like, it's pretty racy
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and, like, has this comedic
tone to it that I think
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could be pretty ill-fitting for...
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Do what you do, sweetheart.
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Make it funny, and-and heartfelt.
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Okay.
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And cool.
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- Yeah.
- Sure.
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I am a professional. I do
have a slow process typically,
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but I will try to turn something around.
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- Let's get, uh... Come on.
- Yeah.
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- Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
- Thank you. Oh, thank you so much.
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(MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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DAVE: It's just not my vision
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for my first performance ever.
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Okay, well, maybe, then,
it's just the kick in the butt
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- you need to get it over with.
- (MUSIC STOPS)
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I haven't needed a kick in the butt.
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I've been being very strategic
about when to perform live.
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And, like, the moment.
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Okay, well, at least it's a good deed,
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and good things come to
people who do good deeds.
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- Yo.
- Oh, my God.
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- Don't sneak up on me like that.
- Wow.
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Sorry, Emma.
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I have to catch you up on
what just happened to me
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at Ally's little play thing, okay?
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I'm now being forced to
perform for the first time
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at a dead kid's funeral.
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I like the sound of all of this.
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Okay, he went to my school
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and was apparently a
really big fan of Dave's.
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And I appreciate that,
and I totally understand
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that a-a kid is dead. I get that.
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But the nature in
which his parents asked
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just lacked all social
awareness, you know?
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They're not even like,
"What are you doing?
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Are you free this weekend?"
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If-if human beings don't have manners,
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we're, like, wild animals.
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You know what I mean? Like...
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Then what separates man from geese?
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Yeah, I feel like they probably
had a lot on their plate.
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DAVE: This just sucks.
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I don't know how else
to say it. This sucks.
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I think one of the reasons
I'm so riled up is, 'cause,
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like, I'm just so sick of
being compared to Macklemore
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- at every moment, and that's...
- Dave, people love Macklemore.
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Emma, am I anything like Macklemore?
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- Never met him.
- Well, I'm nothing like him.
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- Couldn't be less like him.
- Couldn't...
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You're a snowflake, and
I'm gonna take a shower.
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"Spotify related artists: Lil
Dicky, Macklemore..."
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- "Lonely Island, G-Eazy..."
- Yeah. I know. I know.
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I've seen it. I've-I see it
every day a hundred times.
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I've written so many e-mails about it.
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It's the most annoying...
It's unprofessional.
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I should be categorized with,
like, Young Thug and Kanye.
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Your rap name is literally
a small penis joke.
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It's actually a super
intellectual commentary
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on hypermasculinity.
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Your first single was "My Dick Sucks".
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First off, it was very successful.
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Second off, it had to be overt
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'cause it's my first content
that I'm putting out.
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I had to be very kind
of on the nose with it.
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Oh, I hope you don't
mistake my questions
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for me actually caring.
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Well, that was rude.
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All right, slug, I'm going to bed.
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Good night.
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- (BEAT PLAYING)
- DAVE: No.
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- (DIFFERENT BEAT PLAYING)
- No, like...
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it's, like, too urban.
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Too urban? What are you, a politician
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describing black people? Fuck you.
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- Please keep going.
- So... Okay.
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(PLAYING RIFF)
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This is interesting 'cause it's sad,
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but it's like, I think, is it too sad?
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I thought the goal was sad here.
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Here's what I don't
want: I don't want people
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up there sobbing;
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I don't want people,
like, cackling laughing;
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but I want people, like,
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looking, kind of smiling,
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with, like, that tinge of sadness,
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and a drizzle of, like, uplifting,
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but then, at the same time,
like, everybody's fucking.
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It also needs to be funny
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because it's my first
public-facing thing
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as Lil Dicky, and I
need to, like, have it be
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totally on-brand and...
it's quite a challenge,
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I'm not saying it's not a
challenge, but that's why
243
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me and you are... me and you.
244
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- Keep going.
- (SQUEAKY BEAT PLAYING)
245
00:08:54,848 --> 00:08:57,623
Oh, I didn't know you made
music for insects, man.
246
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Fuck you.
247
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(MELANCHOLY PIANO RIFF PLAYS)
248
00:09:00,967 --> 00:09:02,524
- (BOUNCY BEAT PLAYS)
- Hold on, wait.
249
00:09:02,526 --> 00:09:05,171
Go back to the one you
just played one ago, please.
250
00:09:05,173 --> 00:09:10,282
(MELANCHOLY PIANO RIFF PLAYS)
251
00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:13,240
I know you like a beat
when your mouth stays open
252
00:09:13,242 --> 00:09:14,847
- for that long...
- (SHUSHING)
253
00:09:14,849 --> 00:09:17,586
- (BEAT STOPS)
- (BASSY BEAT BEGINS)
254
00:09:21,471 --> 00:09:23,295
Dude, this is perfect.
255
00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:24,651
This is, like, ideal.
256
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It's ideal if he got hit by
a fucking party bus,
257
00:09:26,745 --> 00:09:28,668
- but I don't think he did, so...
- (CHUCKLES)
258
00:09:28,670 --> 00:09:30,496
Yeah, but listen, 'cause
it's obviously, like, turnt,
259
00:09:30,498 --> 00:09:33,392
but like if... there, that
emotional... there's that,
260
00:09:33,394 --> 00:09:35,820
like, that piano thing is like, so sad,
261
00:09:35,822 --> 00:09:37,607
but, uh, like, uplifting.
262
00:09:37,609 --> 00:09:39,165
This is the one. I love this one.
263
00:09:39,167 --> 00:09:40,737
Beam me up, Scotty, I'm going in there,
264
00:09:40,739 --> 00:09:44,030
- and I'm gonna make dreams come true.
- (WHEELED CHAIR RATTLES)
265
00:09:44,032 --> 00:09:45,945
- Please don't kick the chairs.
- I didn't kick it.
266
00:09:45,947 --> 00:09:47,716
You have chairs in the middle of a room.
267
00:09:47,718 --> 00:09:50,081
You need to wear
glasses like you used to.
268
00:09:50,083 --> 00:09:53,585
- You were a lot cuter then.
- Turn the mic on.
269
00:09:53,587 --> 00:09:55,454
(PIANO RIFF PLAYS)
270
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♪ John John John John John ♪
271
00:09:57,357 --> 00:10:00,528
♪ John, John ♪
272
00:10:02,764 --> 00:10:05,797
♪ We put John in the ground today ♪
273
00:10:05,799 --> 00:10:09,234
♪ As I rap this song,
he looks down on me ♪
274
00:10:09,236 --> 00:10:10,802
What?!
275
00:10:10,804 --> 00:10:14,773
♪ He's playing ball right now ♪
276
00:10:14,775 --> 00:10:17,050
♪ With Kareem Abdul-Jabbar ♪
277
00:10:17,052 --> 00:10:19,133
♪ Well, he's not, he's still alive ♪
278
00:10:19,135 --> 00:10:22,281
- ♪ Hold on, who died in the NBA? ♪
- (LAUGHING)
279
00:10:22,283 --> 00:10:24,373
♪ Len Bias ♪
280
00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:26,897
Or... This... Or lighters in the sky?
281
00:10:26,899 --> 00:10:29,857
No lighters, brother. Ten-year-old kids.
282
00:10:29,859 --> 00:10:31,811
- Good point.
- At a funeral.
283
00:10:31,813 --> 00:10:34,759
- Right.
- ♪ Parents, put your lighters in the sky ♪
284
00:10:34,761 --> 00:10:36,317
- ♪ If you're a smoker ♪
- (LAUGHS)
285
00:10:36,319 --> 00:10:38,303
♪ Kids, wave your hands side to side ♪
286
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:42,386
♪ If you loved J-O-H-N,
we came to have fun ♪
287
00:10:42,388 --> 00:10:44,335
♪ But mourn ♪
288
00:10:44,337 --> 00:10:47,439
This is the worst I've ever
heard in my fucking life.
289
00:10:47,441 --> 00:10:50,843
How do I make this, how
do I make this song, John?
290
00:10:50,845 --> 00:10:52,247
(PHONE CHIMES)
291
00:10:54,115 --> 00:10:56,748
- Excellent. Gata's here. Perfect timing.
- _
292
00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:59,942
Bro, why do you always invite this man?
293
00:10:59,944 --> 00:11:01,166
He's incredibly inspiring,
294
00:11:01,168 --> 00:11:03,855
and makes me feel like
my truest rapper self.
295
00:11:03,857 --> 00:11:05,825
Why is that?
296
00:11:05,827 --> 00:11:09,961
'Cause he's, like, cool.
297
00:11:09,963 --> 00:11:13,766
- Just cool?
- Yeah. What do you... Yeah. Very cool,
298
00:11:13,768 --> 00:11:15,617
- and, like, he's... it's, like, he's...
- Black?
299
00:11:15,619 --> 00:11:17,035
He's, like, black, maybe?
300
00:11:17,037 --> 00:11:20,272
You're black. And you don't
do nearly what Gata does for me
301
00:11:20,274 --> 00:11:22,807
- in this regard.
- How do I make you feel, then?
302
00:11:22,809 --> 00:11:24,877
Like a burden or a nuisance.
303
00:11:24,879 --> 00:11:26,172
(LAUGHING)
304
00:11:26,174 --> 00:11:27,854
Fine, we're getting
food without you, then.
305
00:11:32,964 --> 00:11:35,920
His dad sent me an e-mail,
but the format's so weird,
306
00:11:35,922 --> 00:11:37,921
I tried to pull it off of my
phone, I can't even read it.
307
00:11:37,923 --> 00:11:40,625
- It's like...
- Well, you know cell phones is man-made, bro.
308
00:11:40,627 --> 00:11:42,160
Come on, stop tripping,
and this cheesesteak,
309
00:11:42,162 --> 00:11:44,329
this cheesesteak about to be bomb.
310
00:11:44,331 --> 00:11:45,697
I hope so. I'm from Philly.
311
00:11:45,699 --> 00:11:47,763
Better have the right bread in here.
312
00:11:47,765 --> 00:11:49,052
Hey, let me get a hot dog.
313
00:11:49,054 --> 00:11:51,135
- A hot dog?
- Yeah.
314
00:11:51,137 --> 00:11:53,438
Wait. Aren't you Lil Dicky?
315
00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:56,280
Oh, come on, man.
316
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,428
- I just got put on to you.
- Great, welcome.
317
00:11:58,430 --> 00:12:00,645
- I saw what you did on YG's Instagram.
- Yeah.
318
00:12:00,647 --> 00:12:02,313
- Bro, you snapped.
- Fire.
319
00:12:02,315 --> 00:12:03,851
I mean, straight fire.
320
00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,183
Yes!
321
00:12:05,185 --> 00:12:07,718
- Yo, I didn't know you had bars like that, bro.
- Yeah.
322
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,954
Like, you like... a real rapper.
323
00:12:10,956 --> 00:12:13,625
Yeah.
324
00:12:13,627 --> 00:12:16,302
GATA: I know it's not
no Philly, but, hey.
325
00:12:16,304 --> 00:12:18,852
What does he mean when he says,
"You're like a real rapper"?
326
00:12:18,854 --> 00:12:20,164
Like, that's so insulting.
327
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:23,568
You think he'd ever tell Offset
that he's like a real rapper?
328
00:12:23,570 --> 00:12:25,236
That nigga heart
would've dropped if Offset
329
00:12:25,238 --> 00:12:27,738
walked in here bezeled out,
like with an AP on and shit.
330
00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:31,309
How am I supposed to rap
at this kid's funeral?
331
00:12:31,311 --> 00:12:33,243
Do you believe in God, bro?
332
00:12:33,245 --> 00:12:35,579
I don't know.
333
00:12:35,581 --> 00:12:38,215
You know, all I believe in
is that no one knows anything.
334
00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:39,751
Like, I believe in sheer ignorance.
335
00:12:39,753 --> 00:12:42,219
Anybody that claims to know something,
336
00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:43,887
it's, like, how could you?
337
00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,120
You know, we're so clueless.
338
00:12:45,122 --> 00:12:46,891
Of course you think that way,
339
00:12:46,893 --> 00:12:48,892
'cause you privileged, bro.
You never had no hardships.
340
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,694
That's interesting. So you're
saying I didn't have to,
341
00:12:50,696 --> 00:12:52,601
like, lean on religion, 'cause...
342
00:12:52,603 --> 00:12:54,621
Yeah. You're not praying to your God.
343
00:12:54,623 --> 00:12:56,608
Everything you ever wanted
just, just right there
344
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,867
fell into your lap, bro.
345
00:12:57,869 --> 00:13:00,271
This is all... I mean, this
whole, it's all so weird.
346
00:13:00,273 --> 00:13:02,406
Look around, like, what,
like what, is this even real?
347
00:13:02,408 --> 00:13:06,209
- Like, like... do you...
- Whoo... what you 'bout to do?
348
00:13:06,211 --> 00:13:08,179
I was about to touch your face,
but maybe I shouldn't have?
349
00:13:08,181 --> 00:13:09,580
Have some faith, LD.
350
00:13:09,582 --> 00:13:13,450
Whoever made this planet is
doing a great job to me, brah.
351
00:13:13,452 --> 00:13:15,853
I don't know if it's God, Allah...
352
00:13:15,855 --> 00:13:18,194
Allah Akbar, who's, who's Akbar?
353
00:13:18,196 --> 00:13:19,664
Is that God's last name in Muslim?
354
00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:23,404
I have no idea, but
"salaka salaam", my friend.
355
00:13:25,432 --> 00:13:26,481
Thank you.
356
00:13:26,483 --> 00:13:28,866
Bro, you gotta tear niggas'
heads off on the mic, period.
357
00:13:28,868 --> 00:13:32,559
♪ Or, like not even,
maybe there's nothing ♪
358
00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:35,500
♪ Maybe John knows even less than his ♪
359
00:13:35,502 --> 00:13:38,409
♪ Dumb cousin in the
front row gettin' it in ♪
360
00:13:38,411 --> 00:13:42,112
♪ Maybe he's in Europe, like,
what the heck is Al Jazeer? ♪
361
00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:43,614
♪ Maybe John's a dove ♪
362
00:13:43,616 --> 00:13:45,438
♪ Maybe he's a cow ♪
363
00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:47,573
♪ Maybe he's a piece of soil ♪
364
00:13:47,575 --> 00:13:49,119
♪ Or a molecule ♪
365
00:13:49,121 --> 00:13:52,268
♪ Reincarnation, some
things would be cooler ♪
366
00:13:52,270 --> 00:13:55,102
♪ Than other things, what
would John wanna be? ♪
367
00:13:55,104 --> 00:13:56,560
♪ He'd be me, I think ♪
368
00:13:56,562 --> 00:13:58,396
♪ Is he in me now? ♪
369
00:13:58,398 --> 00:14:00,632
♪ John's gone ♪
370
00:14:00,634 --> 00:14:01,899
So that's like the hook.
371
00:14:01,901 --> 00:14:03,568
♪ John's gone ♪
372
00:14:03,570 --> 00:14:04,669
I think I would end it...
373
00:14:04,671 --> 00:14:08,506
♪ John's gone... ♪
374
00:14:08,508 --> 00:14:11,743
♪ John's gone. ♪
375
00:14:11,744 --> 00:14:14,746
And that's how
376
00:14:14,748 --> 00:14:16,749
I intend on doing it.
377
00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:22,619
So, that's it, you know.
378
00:14:22,621 --> 00:14:24,421
What did you think? Did you like it?
379
00:14:24,423 --> 00:14:26,324
Just...
380
00:14:26,326 --> 00:14:28,825
- It's...
- (CHUCKLING): Yeah, I did.
381
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,862
You actually thought
it was the perfect thing
382
00:14:30,864 --> 00:14:34,098
for this event or you loved it
because you're looking forward
383
00:14:34,100 --> 00:14:36,667
to me humiliating myself?
384
00:14:36,669 --> 00:14:38,136
That I'm unsure of.
385
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,469
Was it funny?
386
00:14:39,471 --> 00:14:40,637
BOTH: Yes.
387
00:14:40,639 --> 00:14:41,805
Yeah!
388
00:14:41,807 --> 00:14:43,277
Is it too funny?
389
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:46,444
- It's hard...
- No.
390
00:14:46,446 --> 00:14:47,561
... to say.
391
00:14:47,563 --> 00:14:49,036
I wish I had, like,
more of an understanding
392
00:14:49,038 --> 00:14:51,571
of, like, the space
and, like, the logistics
393
00:14:51,573 --> 00:14:53,351
of the event, like, where is the body,
394
00:14:53,353 --> 00:14:56,186
like, how is this even, like,
from a layout perspective?
395
00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:58,455
The body won't be there.
396
00:14:58,457 --> 00:15:00,827
Then what the hell are we
even doing this for?
397
00:15:00,829 --> 00:15:04,131
Is this the final... product
that we're seeing, or... ?
398
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:05,352
Yes, it's the final product.
399
00:15:05,354 --> 00:15:06,830
I'm doing it in, like, six hours.
400
00:15:06,832 --> 00:15:08,332
- What do you...
- Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
401
00:15:08,334 --> 00:15:10,801
(SIGHS) Like, imagine,
like, your whole life,
402
00:15:10,803 --> 00:15:12,767
you have this vision of,
like, exactly how your dreams
403
00:15:12,769 --> 00:15:14,972
are gonna come true and it's
just, like, poof, extinguished.
404
00:15:14,974 --> 00:15:18,580
You've been waiting your whole
life to do that rap?
405
00:15:18,582 --> 00:15:21,411
No. To do an alternative to that.
406
00:15:21,413 --> 00:15:22,747
Oh.
407
00:15:22,749 --> 00:15:24,649
Should I make it longer?
408
00:15:24,651 --> 00:15:26,349
BOTH: No.
409
00:15:26,351 --> 00:15:29,563
MIKE: This one's like bacne
Pangea. It's remarkable.
410
00:15:29,565 --> 00:15:31,018
Okay, how's that water?
411
00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:32,723
It's pretty good. Doctor.
412
00:15:32,725 --> 00:15:34,659
Good, it's gonna activate
the medicine here.
413
00:15:34,661 --> 00:15:37,160
I got to tell you, man,
this chemical balance
414
00:15:37,162 --> 00:15:38,496
is just not working out for me.
415
00:15:38,498 --> 00:15:39,896
I have to change up this formula,
416
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:42,065
because that 14% didn't
work from last month.
417
00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,501
I don't know why you write this down.
418
00:15:43,503 --> 00:15:44,994
Well, because it matters to me.
419
00:15:44,996 --> 00:15:46,612
I'm trying to clear up this back, okay?
420
00:15:46,614 --> 00:15:48,083
'Cause you're my baby boy.
421
00:15:48,085 --> 00:15:49,707
Progress would be so helpful.
422
00:15:49,709 --> 00:15:52,343
Have you been eating cheese?
423
00:15:52,345 --> 00:15:54,359
- Yeah.
- David.
424
00:15:54,361 --> 00:15:56,718
I've said it to you a million
times, I'm made of Parmigiano
425
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:59,083
- BOTH: John Leguizamo Reggiano.
- Yeah, I know, I know,
426
00:15:59,085 --> 00:16:01,940
but you cannot do that. You're
gonna set our progress back.
427
00:16:01,942 --> 00:16:03,265
- Hey, Dave.
- Yeah?
428
00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:05,207
- (GRUNTING)
- Ah!
429
00:16:05,209 --> 00:16:07,425
Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
430
00:16:07,427 --> 00:16:09,794
You ever had a night
like this, like this?
431
00:16:09,796 --> 00:16:11,344
Whoa.
432
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:14,265
Wow, that's a lot of
seats out here, man. Wow.
433
00:16:14,267 --> 00:16:17,568
Yo, what do you think of this
jacket? It's my stage jacket.
434
00:16:17,570 --> 00:16:20,938
(LAUGHING) That shit is garbage.
435
00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:22,388
- Really?
- Yeah, bro.
436
00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:24,141
That should be in the trash can.
437
00:16:24,143 --> 00:16:26,544
Put it somewhere safe.
438
00:16:26,546 --> 00:16:28,045
(GROANS)
439
00:16:28,047 --> 00:16:30,718
You having fun?
440
00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:36,587
Who's having, uh...
441
00:16:36,589 --> 00:16:39,556
Who's with me? (LAUGHS)
442
00:16:39,558 --> 00:16:43,728
You look so good. Hi.
443
00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:45,997
- (GROANS)
- I'm so stressed.
444
00:16:45,999 --> 00:16:47,331
I know.
445
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:49,633
But you're gonna be so good.
446
00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:51,902
- You reckon?
- I reckon.
447
00:16:51,904 --> 00:16:54,104
(MUSIC PLAYING)
448
00:16:54,106 --> 00:16:56,940
Hey, let's start
talking about movements.
449
00:16:56,942 --> 00:16:58,241
- Right?
- Yeah.
450
00:16:58,243 --> 00:16:59,343
So you'll stand right there
451
00:16:59,345 --> 00:17:00,978
and I'll move to the car,
452
00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:03,648
- move the car to the house, move into...
- No, I'm serious.
453
00:17:03,650 --> 00:17:05,129
Like, if you see me going like this...
454
00:17:05,131 --> 00:17:06,651
Get the fuck out of here. (LAUGHS)
455
00:17:06,653 --> 00:17:09,353
No, you-you have to... Yeah,
with me or I look corny.
456
00:17:09,355 --> 00:17:10,733
What you trying to do, land a plane?
457
00:17:10,735 --> 00:17:12,323
You got to do it with me, or...
458
00:17:12,325 --> 00:17:14,299
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, so extension.
459
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,189
- Yup.
- Oh, this is weird. This is dark.
460
00:17:16,191 --> 00:17:17,295
It's not weird. Everyone does this.
461
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:18,763
Feel like I'm at a Zumba class.
462
00:17:18,765 --> 00:17:20,535
And if you, you know, see me bouncing...
463
00:17:20,537 --> 00:17:22,487
No, no, no, no, no. That's a cornfield.
464
00:17:22,489 --> 00:17:23,508
- Don't do that.
- Why?
465
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,268
- Bounce?
- Everyone does this.
466
00:17:25,270 --> 00:17:27,620
Yeah, and when they see you
do it, they're gonna stop
467
00:17:27,622 --> 00:17:29,127
'cause that shit is not it.
468
00:17:29,129 --> 00:17:31,308
Well, there's only so much
you can do to get it, like,
469
00:17:31,310 --> 00:17:32,903
hands moving. I wish I could be like,
470
00:17:32,905 --> 00:17:34,289
- you know...
- You could also just say...
471
00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:35,805
You could also just say, "Hands up".
472
00:17:35,807 --> 00:17:36,822
- Like everybody else.
- Hands up!
473
00:17:36,824 --> 00:17:38,611
But then you have to have
a, like, one hand up,
474
00:17:38,613 --> 00:17:40,217
but you don't have to
rock back and forth.
475
00:17:40,219 --> 00:17:41,658
You need to bounce to the beat.
476
00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:43,717
You don't have to film
everything. Please stop.
477
00:17:43,719 --> 00:17:45,911
- Stop filming.
- What is this for?
478
00:17:45,913 --> 00:17:47,123
For your documentary.
479
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:49,493
For your court case when you go to jail.
480
00:17:49,495 --> 00:17:52,580
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
481
00:17:52,582 --> 00:17:55,173
Oh, no. School's out.
482
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,547
I'm at a memorial. I don't know.
483
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,351
I never knew the kid.
484
00:18:04,353 --> 00:18:07,111
Come on, man, Charlie got a VIP tent.
485
00:18:07,113 --> 00:18:08,480
Charlie got catering.
486
00:18:08,482 --> 00:18:10,717
Charlie got Perrier. This is crazy.
487
00:18:10,719 --> 00:18:12,884
You got something to say
on my live for Charlie, bro?
488
00:18:12,886 --> 00:18:15,188
- It's John.
- Oh. Shit.
489
00:18:15,190 --> 00:18:18,924
My bad, John. Tell Pac and
Big it's all good, but...
490
00:18:18,926 --> 00:18:21,516
- Why are you both filming?
- I'm trying to get him on my thing, man.
491
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,763
I'm good. Why are you
filming him film? This is...
492
00:18:23,765 --> 00:18:25,030
We about to...
493
00:18:25,032 --> 00:18:26,431
Do you think people are gonna dance?
494
00:18:26,433 --> 00:18:28,604
I'm gonna be.
495
00:18:36,350 --> 00:18:39,045
Okay, so I need to go out
there, wait for my cue,
496
00:18:39,047 --> 00:18:42,064
the-the screen will come down,
and then you put the graphic up,
497
00:18:42,066 --> 00:18:43,949
but just, like, make
sure to wait for my cue.
498
00:18:43,951 --> 00:18:46,285
Show me the graphic
real quick, actually.
499
00:18:46,287 --> 00:18:48,152
Mm...
500
00:18:48,154 --> 00:18:50,523
hmm...
501
00:18:50,525 --> 00:18:52,091
What?
502
00:18:52,093 --> 00:18:53,860
It's not on this laptop.
503
00:18:53,862 --> 00:18:55,728
I've looked at everything.
It's not on this laptop.
504
00:18:55,730 --> 00:18:57,954
The graphic's not on that laptop?
505
00:18:57,956 --> 00:19:00,481
The graphic is not on this laptop.
506
00:19:00,483 --> 00:19:01,698
I asked you to bring the graphic.
507
00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,236
Why would you not
have it on that laptop?
508
00:19:03,238 --> 00:19:05,071
Um... Well, bro, I...
509
00:19:05,073 --> 00:19:06,272
You had two jobs, dude.
510
00:19:06,274 --> 00:19:08,560
It was to press play
and bring the graphic.
511
00:19:08,562 --> 00:19:10,799
Please don't fucking
forget to press play.
512
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,815
(LAUGHS)
513
00:19:15,817 --> 00:19:18,450
Yo, he lost his fucking mind.
514
00:19:18,452 --> 00:19:20,455
♪♪
515
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:27,593
MIKE: Yo.
516
00:19:27,595 --> 00:19:31,163
- 'Sup?
- What's wrong?
517
00:19:31,165 --> 00:19:33,121
I just can't believe this is the setting
518
00:19:33,123 --> 00:19:35,401
for my first live performance.
519
00:19:35,403 --> 00:19:39,305
- So don't think of it like that.
- How could I not?
520
00:19:39,307 --> 00:19:41,173
Because this isn't about you.
521
00:19:41,175 --> 00:19:43,050
I mean, stop whining.
522
00:19:43,052 --> 00:19:45,334
Dave, look at them. You
can do a million shows
523
00:19:45,336 --> 00:19:47,013
to make up for this one.
524
00:19:47,015 --> 00:19:49,880
They can't make up for the
fact that their son is gone.
525
00:19:49,882 --> 00:19:53,072
- Very true.
- Yeah.
526
00:19:53,074 --> 00:19:55,597
You write goofy raps, you make
people laugh. They need it.
527
00:19:55,599 --> 00:19:58,472
They're sad right now,
they're hurt. I can't believe
528
00:19:58,474 --> 00:20:00,192
you don't see the beautiful
irony in this whole thing.
529
00:20:00,194 --> 00:20:04,764
Well, that speech just
gave me goose bumps.
530
00:20:04,766 --> 00:20:06,567
- You got the tingles?
- Yeah, that was good. You're right.
531
00:20:06,569 --> 00:20:07,926
- You're totally right.
- Good. Good.
532
00:20:07,928 --> 00:20:10,155
- Well said.
- Now Daddy needs to go feel some tingles,
533
00:20:10,157 --> 00:20:11,871
so I'm gonna go do drugs in the car.
534
00:20:11,873 --> 00:20:13,527
- Drugs?
- As many as I've got.
535
00:20:13,529 --> 00:20:15,531
You're gonna do great.
536
00:20:16,678 --> 00:20:17,968
- Okay.
- Hey.
537
00:20:17,970 --> 00:20:19,393
- Hey, Dave.
- Hi.
538
00:20:19,395 --> 00:20:20,846
- Hi.
- How are you doing?
539
00:20:20,848 --> 00:20:22,381
Well, all right.
540
00:20:22,383 --> 00:20:24,616
I just want to, I want
to thank you so much.
541
00:20:24,618 --> 00:20:25,852
Of course.
542
00:20:25,854 --> 00:20:27,495
You have no idea how much this means
543
00:20:27,497 --> 00:20:29,388
to our family. (SNIFFLES)
544
00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:33,359
I just, I know John would've been so,
545
00:20:33,361 --> 00:20:36,716
he would've been so happy
to see you. Thank you.
546
00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:38,797
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
547
00:20:38,799 --> 00:20:42,090
- (CRYING)
- I appreciate that.
548
00:20:42,092 --> 00:20:44,847
- Thank you so much.
- I'm gonna make him proud.
549
00:20:44,849 --> 00:20:47,707
Thank you. (SNIFFLES) Thanks.
550
00:20:47,709 --> 00:20:49,711
♪♪
551
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,479
EMCEE: Thank you, everyone, for coming.
552
00:20:54,481 --> 00:20:56,915
It means so much to the Levan family
553
00:20:56,917 --> 00:20:59,317
to see all of John's friends out here.
554
00:20:59,319 --> 00:21:01,319
And now, to help us...
555
00:21:01,321 --> 00:21:03,555
You about to get this shit lit, boy.
556
00:21:03,557 --> 00:21:05,391
CRAIG: John just loved you.
557
00:21:05,393 --> 00:21:06,825
PAM: Do what you do, sweetheart.
558
00:21:06,827 --> 00:21:08,988
Make it funny and-and heartfelt.
559
00:21:08,990 --> 00:21:10,863
- CRAIG: And cool.
- ALLY: You're gonna be so good.
560
00:21:10,865 --> 00:21:13,047
ELZ: This is the worst I've
ever heard in my fucking life.
561
00:21:13,049 --> 00:21:15,162
EMMA: Your rap name is
literally a small penis joke.
562
00:21:15,164 --> 00:21:16,488
- MIKE: They need it. They're sad right now.
- GATA: Bro, you gotta tear
563
00:21:16,490 --> 00:21:18,051
- niggas' heads off on the mic.
- CLERK: It's Jesus.
564
00:21:18,053 --> 00:21:19,918
KID TOILET: Don't flush so
much, don't flush so much...
565
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,321
CHEESESTEAK CLERK: You're
like a real rapper.
566
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,855
(CROWD GASPING)
567
00:21:22,857 --> 00:21:24,623
PAM: Oh, my gosh, it's Macklemore.
568
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:27,060
I am so sorry I'm late.
569
00:21:27,062 --> 00:21:29,629
(CRYING)
570
00:21:29,631 --> 00:21:33,165
MACKLEMORE: I would not miss
it, and I am honored, seriously.
571
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,234
GATA: Aw, damn,
572
00:21:34,236 --> 00:21:36,302
we got Macklemore in the
cut like it ain't shit.
573
00:21:36,304 --> 00:21:38,765
We going up, John. Your memorial is lit.
574
00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:40,662
- I'm really honored to be here.
- The Wi-Fi is trash, though.
575
00:21:40,664 --> 00:21:42,666
What's up with the service out here?
576
00:21:44,046 --> 00:21:47,846
Hey, uh, so Macklemore's here.
577
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:48,904
Yeah.
578
00:21:48,906 --> 00:21:51,183
We didn't expect him to
come and the city ordinance
579
00:21:51,185 --> 00:21:52,685
only lets us go until 7:00.
580
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:55,321
Macklemore, how long's your set?
581
00:21:55,323 --> 00:21:58,091
Whatever you guys want.
I got a ton of hits,
582
00:21:58,093 --> 00:22:00,226
huge catalog, I'll go forever.
583
00:22:00,228 --> 00:22:02,161
Uh...
584
00:22:02,163 --> 00:22:05,098
I'm sorry, Dave. There's just
not enough time for you both.
585
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:08,500
I mean, hey, it's Macklemore.
586
00:22:08,502 --> 00:22:11,204
- Yeah, sure.
- John had all his posters.
587
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:13,172
- Yeah.
- You know, he won a Grammy.
588
00:22:13,174 --> 00:22:14,541
Okay, yeah.
589
00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:19,111
I just don't sell posters, but... yet.
590
00:22:19,113 --> 00:22:21,116
Yeah, absolutely.
591
00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,717
Hey. How's it going?
592
00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:26,052
- This mine?
- Um, yeah.
593
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:27,286
Thank you.
594
00:22:27,288 --> 00:22:29,288
Blessings, brother.
595
00:22:29,290 --> 00:22:32,025
- You're the sound man?
- You know, actually...
596
00:22:32,027 --> 00:22:33,793
Just make sure my shit is loud.
597
00:22:33,795 --> 00:22:35,394
Please. Really loud on the monitors.
598
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,728
- Thanks, bro.
- (CROWD CHEERING)
599
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:38,765
What up, everybody?
600
00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:42,201
How's everybody feeling?
Let's do this for John.
601
00:22:42,203 --> 00:22:44,437
- Thank God.
- MACKLEMORE: He loved basketball,
602
00:22:44,439 --> 00:22:47,739
he loved caterpillars, and he loved you.
603
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:51,299
Now let's be so goddamn loud
in this place that he hears us
604
00:22:51,301 --> 00:22:53,079
all the way up in heaven.
605
00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:54,913
(RAPPING)
606
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,548
This is new. Where'd you get this?
607
00:22:56,550 --> 00:22:59,771
♪ Want a piece of the pie,
grab the keys to the ride... ♪
608
00:22:59,773 --> 00:23:00,986
A thrift shop.
609
00:23:00,988 --> 00:23:03,622
♪ I'm on my wave, I'm on my wave. ♪
610
00:23:03,624 --> 00:23:07,160
♪ Maybe John's a dove,
maybe he's a cow ♪
611
00:23:07,162 --> 00:23:10,596
♪ Maybe he's a piece
of soil or a molecule ♪
612
00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:13,800
♪ Reincarnation, some
things would be cooler ♪
613
00:23:13,802 --> 00:23:16,569
♪ Than other things, what
would John wanna be? ♪
614
00:23:16,571 --> 00:23:18,237
- ♪ He'd be me I think ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
615
00:23:18,239 --> 00:23:19,938
- ♪ Is he in me now? ♪
- ♪ Hmm ♪
616
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:21,841
♪ Kind of feel like that he might be ♪
617
00:23:21,843 --> 00:23:23,842
♪ But it might be the adrenaline ♪
618
00:23:23,844 --> 00:23:26,278
♪ I don't know what his
parents want me to do ♪
619
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,113
♪ This is challenging,
but I think John ♪
620
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:31,683
♪ Would want me to be
me because he liked me ♪
621
00:23:31,685 --> 00:23:34,086
♪ He has the info ♪
622
00:23:34,088 --> 00:23:37,189
♪ That we all want but we can't have ♪
623
00:23:37,191 --> 00:23:40,627
♪ I know you're sad, I know it sucks ♪
624
00:23:40,629 --> 00:23:45,234
♪ But just be glad he
knows universal truths ♪
625
00:23:47,369 --> 00:23:49,672
♪ John's gone. ♪
626
00:23:57,679 --> 00:24:00,149
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