Original subtitles

- Previously on "Bigger"...

- Greg's a good guy, he's a doctor,

and he's always trying to make me happy.

Just--sorry, excuse me while I fake it.

- You should cover my spot at V Live.

Making like 15 grand a weekend.

- Damn.

- I was hoping I could get the next dance.

- Uh, no.

- But, he is fine...

so at least just dance. - Oh, wow.

[sizzling]

- We've been doing this for too long.

Bring yo' ass. - Yes, ma'am.

- Quite honestly, I really don't see the point

in us being together if you're not sure about me.

[slurping]

[crunches]

[slurping]

[crunches]

[slurping]

[crunching]

[whispered] You like that, don't you?

Especially you, Andrew.

You naughty little boy.

[slurps]

Oh, y'all wanna see me eat the chips.

All right.

[bag crunching]

[crunching]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Fuck, fuck! It's hot!

It's hot!

[groans]

[screams]

I'm okay! [wheezes]

It's hot!

Fuck, fuck!

[chokes]

[hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

[birds tweeting]

- It's so big!

- Almost obscene.

- I know!

It could choke a horse.

- Or a woman with, like, a really sensitive gag reflex.

- What about this one?

- It is amazing. - Yeah?

- Yeah. Yeah, but so is that one,

and that one in there, you know?

You're gonna have to buy me all of these rings, my boy.

- Oh, I got you! - [laughs]

- Try it on.

- [gasps]

Beautiful. - I know!

- That actually looks really good on me.

- I know.

- Okay, don't judge me.

I know I'm changing gears kind of fast,

but there are only two things

than can always get a girl's attention.

Dick and diamonds.

[phone chimes]

- Give me your phone, sweetheart.

Come on. Hey, could you watch this please?

- Yeah. - Hmm.

- Oh. - Yes.

- I think it looks perfect.

- That's actually really beautiful.

- Yeah. - Wow.

- This is just the beginning. [phone chimes]

Oh, man, so many things I see for us, like,

where we're gonna be, who we're gonna be with, like,

like, are you [mutters indistinctly]

- [clears throat]

Don't forget your phone here, sweetie.

- Okay, yeah. You know what?

It is later than I realized, so I've gotta be off.

- But there's so many more!

- I know, I just gotta go back to the store.

I have interviews and a delivery guy coming.

You know, I'm a busy girl!

- Indeed you are.

- Okay, just give me a text or something later, call me,

we'll figure it out, okay? Yeah.

Okay, I love you. - Oh, okay.

I love you, too. - I love you more!

- I-- - Fight me!

- Congratulations.

Welcome to your new home.

- Thank you so much for all your help, Veronica.

You made this process an amazing experience.

- You really did.

I mean, I didn't think about a Xanax once.

[laughter]

- Let's go tell the kids? - Okay.

- Congratulations, thank you! - Thank you!

- We're amazing!

I've been trying to sell this house for almost a year now,

then you step in and can do it in less than a month?

- Let's fuck. Yeah.

- What, right here?

- We deserve it.

Are we gonna do this? Or am I?

- Okay. - Don't be shy, come on.

- ♪ I know your nigga might be in a draught ♪

♪ So that be you running your mouth ♪

- Yeah, this gonna work.

- ♪ You bitches be running your mouth ♪

♪ You bitches be running, running your mouth ♪

♪ Running your mouth ♪

- As our economy begins to shift

to a more unbalanced paradigm,

we need to fortify our clients' investments now more than ever.

If we offer estate planning and wealth management services

to our clients at a higher threshold of revenue,

we can increase our profit margin by 150%.

together: Mm-hmm.

- So Bob, that means that upgrade on that boat

you've been talking about?

You'll probably be able to live in it.

[laughter]

- Come on, bro, no way Lil' Pump is better than Famous Dex.

- You're crazy, bro.

Young Nudy, Playboicarti and Chiefkeef

have got the trap game on lock. - No!

- He's right about that.

Nobody can touch Young Nudy right now.

- See?

- What about Travis Scott?

- What about him?

- Bro, he's so much better than any of those guys.

- Look, he's good, no doubt.

But he's on a whole different level.

You can't compare the two.

- Right about that.

- Naw.

Get the fuck outta here, bro. - [laughs]

No, you get the fuck outta here

until you know what you're talking about, bro.

[laughter]

- Hey dude, if you're down,

you should do karaoke with us tonight.

It's all trap.

- Sure. I'll roll.

- [mumbling] Loan me a couple of dollars.

Help a man out. I'm homeless--come on.

- Why is it so hard to acknowledge the homeless?

I mean, they're people too.

I'm just gonna look him the eye and smile.

- [belches]

- Did a fly just come out his mouth?

Ugh.

Oh, please tell me more about your retail experience.

- [speaking in Spanish]

- ♪ Every morning, every evening ♪

♪ Ain't we got fun ♪

♪ Ain't got money, oh, but honey, ♪

♪ Yeah, we got fun ♪

- Honestly. The only problem I see...

is you're part colonizer.

I don't know how that works for you, but...

I try to support the little bit.

- [speaking in Spanish]

- ♪ Ain't we got fun ♪

- Is there anything up my nose?

- Well, you know, it could be a little more

Afrocentric, you know.

- [purring]

- His name is Choupette.

Named after Karl Lagerfeld's--

- Cat. Yes, I know.

You must be a fan.

- I was until he died.

Not a fan of dead people. - [meows]

[shop bell rings]

- Excuse me, is there any way I can use your toilet?

- Maybe if I don't answer, he'll leave.

Or he'll just pee on my floor.

Bathroom is that way.

- Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

[phone chimes]

- It's okay, it's okay.

[smooth music]

♪ ♪

- [clears throat]

- I am so sorry.

Um, continue, please.

- Um, my first job was at Marché aux Puces--

[phone chimes]

[grunts]

[clears throat]

- Oh! Ahh.

Okay, I am so sorry.

- Oh, that's okay, honey.

Two dicks are a lot to handle. Trust me, I know.

- What? - I said,

Choupette and I are a package deal.

- Okay, that's not gonna work for me.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What the f--

♪ ♪

You gotta be kidding me.

Ain't that 'bout a bitch.

Wow.

[bag crinkles]

[giggles] - Why are you doing this?

- Trying something new. ASMR videos.

Influencing people through food,

you know, get my likes up.

- You're influencing me to stop eating, okay?

[chips crunching]

[laughter]

- I ain't showing y'all so y'all can laugh at me.

- Doing that bullshit, of course you did.

[laughter]

- Who are you texting?

- Oh, Greg. We've been playing phone tag all day.

- Damn, do y'all have to check in with each other, like,

every minute of the day?

- Well, we are supposed to go ring shopping,

so we're just trying to figure out the best time.

- Oh, speaking of dick--

- Who said anything about dick?

- My oldest sister must be sucking

some real important ones,

because a year ago she was picking up my lunch.

Now, all of a sudden, she is the biggest

commercial real estate agent in Atlanta.

- Why does she gotta be sucking dick now

'cause she's successful?

- Yeah, you are a very successful real estate agent

and you didn't get there by sucking dick.

Well, you didn't have to.

- Yeah, well, the whole sucking dick narrative

sounds better than, "I'm just jealous."

[phone chimes]

Wait a minute, are those balls? - Yo, I got balls,

I don't wanna hear about anybody else's.

- Mm-mm, let me see. - No!

- Are you still fuckin' with dudes like that?

- Like what?

- Okay, like, maybe a little teeny-tiny bit.

- Who is dude?

- No, there's no such thing as a little bit.

Either you are or you aren't.

- Yeah, lady, either fuck or get off the pot.

- Who the fuck is dude?

- Wait, whose side are you on?

- Yours, but, I just think it's wrong.

You know, you're sitting here talking about

going engagement ring shopping with one guy

and fucking another guy in the same conversation.

Just saying, coming from someone who's been cheated on,

for real. - Okay, Tracey.

You know I'm sorry that that happened to you,

but you can't really compare the two things.

- Why not?

- 'Cause you can't.

You can't compare them. They're different.

- Who is this motherfucker? - Reggie, huge dick.

- I didn't need to know that. - I'm just following your cues.

You're the one that says a good man is hard to find,

so sometimes you gotta juggle a few

so you can get the right one.

You're not the only person

that can handle that sausage party, V.

- Okay, but I'm telling you,

this shit ain't as easy as it looks.

Okay, right now, I'm juggling three of 'em, okay?

Number one, my knock-your-head back align your spine guy.

Number two, my fine wine and dine guy,

you know, then fuckin' go. - Yeah.

- Then I got my number three, you know,

my little late night dude who comes by

when number one and number two aren't available.

- Wow.

- I mean, that's a lot, even for me.

[phone buzzes]

- She gon' need to break bread, I need number one's number.

[phone buzzes]

- You know, it's also very important

to leave these dudes' text messages on "read,"

no matter what number they think they are.

- I need to do that more. - Yo, yo!

What up, my niggas?

- Why you walkin' like Sam Jackson?

- What? That's how I always walk.

- Nah, it's extra black today. - Yeah.

- Did you have to be extra white at work?

- Yeah, sis. You know, I just need a moment

to reset back to black.

- No, you need to tone that shit down,

'cause we been black all day. - Fair.

- Yeah, I got followed around the drug store

and I was just looking for edge control.

[phone buzzes]

- Oh, no!

Oh, don't take that, come on, you just sat down, eat!

- Naw, I gotta get this.

Hey, you!

- Why can't you talk here, Deon?

Huh, what you got to hide? - Yup, he hidin' something!

- Do you think it's a girl?

- Of course, it's a girl. - Yeah.

- Whoever it is, I bet he's number one.

- Thank you so much for coming in,

I'm gonna see a few more people

and then I'll let you know where we land.

Thank you.

Bye!

- Bye, thank you for shopping with us.

- [giggles]

What are you doing here?

- You wouldn't return my text, so I decided to come see you.

- I'm--oh, wait, wait, no, wait, we can't do that.

We can't do this here. Let's go to the back.

- Oh, you want to go to the back?

- Yeah. - Okay.

- I'm coming. You about to be coming too, come on.

- We off. - Come on.

[both moaning]

Okay.

Okay, wait, no, no, no. Okay, okay.

Okay, for real, for real. Okay, okay.

- Okay? - Yeah.

I gotta tell you something. - Okay.

- It's really important. Okay.

So for the last year, I have been seeing someone.

He is a doctor. He's a gynecologist.

Yeah, I don't know why I'm saying that.

That is not important. What is important is that

we are getting married, and he is buying me a ring today.

- Okay. [chuckles]

- No, wait, wait, wait.

Did you not just hear anything I said?

- Yeah, I heard you. I'm the side nigga.

Got it. - Oh.

- Okay, well, so you really want--

- [moaning]

- Y'all saw me. I really just tried--

I tried to tell him.

- She said she don't want the dick, motherfucker.

Now get your big ass outta here.

- What the fuck? [chuckles]

- Oh, you think I'm playing?

Listen, boy, I am not that bitch.

I will cut you for real. - Oh, okay.

- Cut. - Hey.

You wanna finish this conversation,

I'll be home in an hour, okay?

- Okay. - Wear something sexy.

- Okay. - Okay. Wow.

- Don't kill Bill on me. - [fake laughs]

- [chuckles] - Bye.

[sighs] Mm, I get it.

He's a fine-looking mistake.

- So who are you? - Oh, I'm Liberty.

I'm here for the 2:00 interview.

- You're hired. [both laugh]

Okay.

- ♪ So try to catch it baby ride it out ♪

- [whispered] Hey, my lovelies.

I know you love my last video,

even though I burned off all my damn taste buds.

[chuckles]

I will reward y'all with a viewer's choice,

Tracey's ASMR Seafood Boil.

[crunch]

[slurping]

[crunching]

[groans]

[moaning]

[slurping]

This might be better than sex.

Just kidding. [chuckles]

[slurping]

- How does anyone climb that fast?

I've been working ten years to get here,

and I've earned every bit of it.

- I know you did.

- You seen that property, though?

- Which one, the one on Peachtree Avenue?

- Wait, hold on, on Peachtree?

She's got one there, too? - That don't matter.

So what if she got two commercial properties?

You've got a bunch of residential properties.

And you know why? 'Cause you the shit.

- Aw, thank you.

- You're welcome.

So now that we've established

that you're at the top of the real estate game,

I'd like the opportunity to do the same

in the blow your back out game.

I'm on my way. - Mm-mm.

No, no, okay?

Your number is gonna drop to negative one

if you come over right now, but...

thank you.

You're a good listener.

- You know what else I'm good at?

- Boy, bye.

- Oh, shit, shit!

- Man, you couldn't wait? Here you go.

I can go almost a week with no food.

[chuckles]

- Thank you. - Yeah.

- Layne. - Willy.

Yeah, man, this ain't worth you making a fool out of yourself.

- Well, you know, when you're hungry...

Shit, I am so sorry. - It's all right.

- Enjoy. - Oh, for real?

- Yeah. - Oh, man, thank you!

Thank you, thank you very much!

- Yeah. - Appreciate it.

Oh, by the way, uh, next time,

don't get the stuff with the gooey stuff inside,

'cause, uh, it freaks me out a little bit.

- All right, I got you. - All right.

- Hi there.

Um, we haven't met yet. I'm Kristi.

I own the yoga studio next door.

- Hi. - Pleasure.

- Yeah. - Um, so here's the thing...

I'm just as much a friend to people like him as you are,

but for the good of the community

we have to ban together and not support

this type of behavior.

- Oh, I didn't realize being homeless was a behavior.

- No, no, of course not.

I've volunteered for years at homeless shelters

during the holidays to do my part

to help keep them off the street.

I have a list of shelters, actually,

maybe we could recommend some for him.

Because, let's be honest,

if we as a community put out a welcome mat of sorts,

then his problems become ours, unfortunately.

- Oh, a welcome mat?

- Uh, [clears throat] is everything okay

out here, boss lady?

- Yeah, yeah. I'm okay.

We good, Kristi?

- Good. Namaste.

- Namaste.

I've got her security code.

Just let me know when you need me to use it.

- Why do you know that?

Girl, let's go back in the store, stop.

I don't want you to get arrested.

[siren wails]

[laughter]

- Damn, Deon!

You couldn't hold it together? - I'm sorry!

- [laughs]

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

- I hate you guys, I really do.

- Oh, come on, girl. You still look good.

- Yeah, to another blowfish, maybe!

[laughter]

- You can kiss my ass!

- Wait, but first, tell us--

is that face or your ass we're looking at right now?

[laughter]

- Sorry. It's not funny. It's not funny.

- Layne, Layne, Layne!

Do I really look that bad?

- Tore up.

No honey, you look fine.

Don't let them tell you anything else.

- How am I supposed to know

that you can develop allergies at 35?

- I bet you won't do that shit again.

- I might, shit...

I got 5,000 likes from that post.

[laughs]

- [scoffs]

Okay, I gotta go, bye!

- Thank you for letting me use your bathroom again.

Man, these bran muffins do something special to a man!

Not like a woman, but close.

Was that there yoga lady on the phone?

She's trying to get rid of me, huh?

Oh, man, I knew it.

You see, you know, these--

these bougie-ass store people, man, oof--

they always harassing me, like I don't belong here.

And they were the ones that were too scared

to even come around here in their car,

and how they wanna act like the own it?

I swear, man, these people--

they ain't happy until they take something away

from another person, I'm telling you.

- Mr. Willy, I don't take things away from people.

And I'd never take away anything from you.

You seem like a nice guy, and I'm glad I met you.

- Thank you.

By the way, I accidentally shit in your sink.

You have a good night.

- You know, I still would've wanted you here to watch this.

- So my sleep can get interrupted all night

by your needy patients?

No thank you.

Besides, I need to be fresh for more ring shopping, no?

- Oh well, you got a good point on the ring shopping,

but, as it relates to my patients,

I wouldn't call expecting mothers

about to give birth "needy."

- Tomato, tomato. - [chuckles]

- Okay, who do you think is going to make it

to the Killing Floor?

- Hmm, I've got five on the guy.

- Hmm, you sure about this?

- You need to ask yourself that.

- Mmm. [doorbell rings]

- You gotta be kidding me, not now!

- Go get it, I'll give you a play-by-play.

- [sighs] Okay.

- [gasps] Oh, shit!

Uh, the Wheel of Death-- the girl is puking.

- Of course!

- Wait, what?

Okay, look, we have more stuff inside us,

you can't just turn us upside-down.

And besides, her partner, who is a man,

he's messing up the puzzle.

- How could he have even heard between her hurling?

Okay.

What's for dinner tonight?

- It's a surprise, but, you know,

you gotta wait until I get mine.

- Okay, I know the rules.

- Okay. Man, they're losing time.

[doorbell rings]

- Oh no, they're not gonna make it!

- All I know is the black girl better win.

- Uh, sweetheart, that's a little discriminatory.

- And I'm fine with it.

Okay, this better be good.

One, two, three, go!

Are you kidding me?

Chicken and vegetables? What are you trying to say?

- That I want you in my life forever.

Whoo-hoo! Lasagna!

And you clearly want me dead

because you want to take all of my money, so...

- Speaking of money, I want mine.

The black girl's about to take it.

- Nuh-uh, yeah, well how about this?

Double or nothing. - Okay.

But I want my money this time.

- Oh, what makes you so sure that you're about to--

okay, all right, here we go!

- Oh!

Girl, yes, whoo!

- Not right. - Let's go, fellas, let's go!

Come on!

- Oh my goodness! Get it, get it!

Go! All right!

Okay, okay, oh my goodness, oh, oh!

Oh my God, oh my God! She's winning.

She's winning, in your face, Greg, in your face!

Okay, I love you, I love you, but, in your face!

- ♪ You steady watching ♪

- There she goes. Yes!

Veronica sells Atlanta, baby! [laughs]

She works hard for the money.

You look good, you look good.

Oh, my gosh. Wow.

- ♪ I know you doubting ♪

♪ You say I cannot do it, I'm moving mountains ♪

♪ I ain't playing ♪

- Come on, Veronica, you're gonna sell these houses.

Who want property? You want property?

I got your property.

- ♪ Against all odds ♪

- What the fuck?

[music sputters, stops]

[tires screech]

[horn honks]

Shit!

Fuck!

Shit!

- As part of Trap Night, we'd like to welcome

any audience members who want to come up

and sign up on the list.

I'm your host, Ken Stevens.

[indistinct chatter]

- Yeah!

What's everybody drinking?

IPA's? - Yeah, IPA.

- Yeah. - IPA's all around.

- Okay, what flavor?

- Triple mango. - Habanero.

- I'll have kumquat. - I want that.

- You got it.

You got it. - No, no, no, no, no.

No, I got you.

I got you. - You sure?

- Yeah, I got you. - All right, man.

- Goin' on stage now. - Yeah, get it.

- Let's give it up for our first performer!

[applause]

- You had the kumquat IPA, right?

- No, man, I had cognac. Dat yak!

- Uh, okay.

- I say get--

- That's my boy right here.

- Yeah, I say, whoo-whoo, get up!

- Yep! - Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ I'm just a nigga with an attitude like heat, nigga ♪

♪ All about that pop and about that rhyme ♪

♪ But it ain't that easy ♪ - Did he just say...

- ♪ All my niggas gotta trip all my niggas with their shit ♪

♪ All my niggas on the tip ♪

♪ ♪

♪ 'Cause all my niggas got it straight ♪

♪ All my niggas got to trip ♪

♪ All my niggas with their shit ♪

♪ But all my niggas on the take ♪

[continues indistinctly]

♪ ♪

♪ Keep on rapping on you ♪

♪ Motherfucker I'm gonna trap this ♪

♪ I'm a heavy mother yeah ♪

- Next time on "Bigger"...

[laughter] - So funny.

- What in the entire fu--

I got cropped out of a picture with Lil Scrappy?

- $5,000.

- $85,000. - Sold.

- No hard feelings, right? - Not at all.

- Where do we stand on the word, "nigga"?

So, I went to karaoke with my white co-workers

and one of 'em said "nigga" in a rap song.

- Ugh.

- Look, I don't want to get you in any trouble.

I'll go.

- Just like that. No, just do it once--

No, not that many times. - Okay. All right.