Original subtitles

[jazz music]

♪ ♪

- Did you know that restaurant menus have more germs

and bacteria than any other surface?

Crazy, right?

Menus can have a bacteria count

of up to 185 grams per centimeter.

So according to Greg, eating off a toilet is far healthier.

♪ ♪

I wish he'd pay that much attention to my vagina.

♪ ♪

- Oh, hi! Hello!

- So first he'll say...

- Oh, ladies first. - Oh, thank you, babe!

I will try the bolognese.

And then he'll say...

- I'll have the grilled salmon with brown rice with a side--

both: Of asparagus lightly steamed.

- [chuckles] - Yum!

- Isn't she great? - She's great.

This place is-- I love coming here every week.

- One of my favorite places in--in all of this town.

- Well, we don't go to any other place,

so I know you must love this one.

- Oh, I do! I really do!

- You do! You do!

- I like something, I latch onto it like you.

I'm just playing. I'm joking, I'm joking.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Greg's a good guy.

He's a doctor and we like the same movies,

and laugh at all the same jokes,

and he's always trying to make me happy.

I mean, look at him!

He's willing to burn the whole house down

to show me that he loves me so.

- Almost ready, baby! - I can't wait!

- Whoo! - [chuckles]

- Ahh! - Ah!

- You know this one time,

I told Greg that my favorite sexy time song

was Tweet's "My Place."

And now I have to hear it every single time

he's trying to get me in the mood.

- Nice, right? - Yes!

- All right!

- No. No.

- Yeah, I see us on an island,

and your hair--your hair is--

it's lit by the moonlight on the beach.

- Yeah! Yeah, yeah.

- [blows] Blowing in the wind!

Huh? - [chuckles]

Uh, it's su--it's such a beautiful beach.

It's so pretty.

- And then I take your-- your hand...

I take your hand and I guide you to the sand.

- Sand. Like the--the dry sandy beach.

Oh, that--yeah! That beach.

- And--and then--and then we make sweet, sweet, sweet--

Oh! Oh, sweet love!

Oh, yes! Oh!

- You know, Greg is like really sentimental,

and that's--that's nice, you know?

I just wish he would save it for Valentine's Day

and not bust-it-down day, but it--it's fine.

It's cool, you know?

- Baby? - What, honey?

Oh, okay. Okay, yeah.

This sucks. Excuse me while I fake it.

- [groans, stammering]

- Oh, my--oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness!

- I love--oh! You!

[groans]

Whoo!

[pants]

- All right, well, at least he'll be asleep in ten minutes

and I'll have the TV all to myself.

Are you okay?

- [inhales]

[chuckles]

I'm--I'm fine.

- Is the remote by you?

- Will you be my wife?

- [laughs] Boy, stop playing and hand me the remote.

- I'm--I'm serious, Layne.

Will you be my wife?

- Whoa, uh, wow.

- [chuckles]

- Uh, um, can--can I just, I don't know,

get back to you on this?

- Layne, this is not a dinner order

or a new pair of shoes, sweetheart.

It's marriage.

- Yeah, it is marriage, um, which--which is why

I need a little more time, that's all.

Okay?

- Time, huh?

- Mm-hmm. Yes.

- [sighs]

I'm, uh, I'm headed to a conference

first thing in the morning, and, uh...

Layne, I love you.

I really do, but it's been over a year.

And quite honestly,

I really don't see the point of us being together if...

well, if you're not sure about me.

[somber music]

♪ ♪

[shower runs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Are you gonna say yes?

- [confused grunt]

- Oh, she better say yes. - This one?

Now y'all know she's gonna overthink it and not do shit.

- Well, that's stupid. Greg's a good dude.

- He dry as toast. - Well...

- Listen, to each her own. - Right, to each their own.

So leave my cousin alone. She got this.

- What? Ain't nobody talking to you.

Shut up! - [mocking] You shut up!

- You shut up. - Don't tell me to shut up!

- I just did... - You shut up!

[clamoring]

- These loud ignorant black people

are my best friends from college.

Dunbar U. Go Tigers!

Except my cousin Vince. He didn't go to college.

He just freeloaded on classes.

- It's not about you. It's not about--it's not...

- These are the best friends a girl can have,

and right now, I just need them to shut up!

- You know what, let me--

- What are you doing?

- You're clearly in need of a Xanax.

Figured I'd help a bitch out.

- I can't believe you told the dude you'll get back to him.

Hilarious.

- He can't just spring such a big question on me like that.

- I think that's literally the definition of a proposal.

You're just scared of getting married.

- I am not scared of getting married.

My wedding is going to be beautiful.

It's the wife part that I'm worried about.

I just don't know if I'm in love, love with him.

- You should love, love him.

This is a doctor that we talking about.

- Talk that talk.

- If I met a high caliber woman that had her own money

instead of these gold diggers around here,

crawling out of the sewer like "Thriller."

- Ooh! Bitter much?

- Wow, which white girl hurt you?

- Whatever!

I mess with whoever brings the paper to the table.

- That part? Say that shit.

- Deon works as an auditor.

He makes good money, but you wouldn't know it.

[hip-hop music]

- There it is! - Who this nigga?

- If you ain't paying, back the fuck up!

- Forget you then! That's why yo weave stink!

- As much as I hate giving him this, Deon's right.

- I'm always right. - You think you always right.

Listen, I wish a guy would support me and my dreams

the way Greg supports you and yours.

Like saving your store.

- Um, my store doesn't need saving.

- [chuckles] What? - Mmm!

- Does she not know? - Uh, okay, okay.

Maybe my store needs a little bit of saving.

- Oh, my God! Brandon Kramer died.

- Brandon from Morehouse? - Yeah!

People on Facebook are saying it was an aneurysm.

- He's our age, right?

Is 35 the time when people start randomly dropping dead?

Y'all remember Sigma Tony? He died like three months ago.

- But that was from a drug overdose.

- He could handle his drugs at 25, is the point.

- Oh, my God.

If I died right now,

all my obit would say is "chick who used to be the shit,

but ended up struggling."

That's not cool. My funeral can't be wack.

- Okay, calm down.

You know we not gonna let you have a wack funeral, okay?

Your funeral gonna be lit! - Exactly.

- Right? - Promise?

- Promise.

- He'd been posting about going to Paris and everything.

- He even RSVP'd for the Patrón party today.

- Oh, that's so sad.

- That's that joint in Midtown.

DJ Spectacle spinning. It's gonna be crazy.

- I tried to hook us up, but I couldn't get us on the list.

You get, like, five guests with every RSVP too.

- Ooh! Brandon ain't using his.

- Oh, guys, come on. You cannot be serious.

- I mean, I could go live there, you know?

Get my brand sponsorships. Get my followers up!

♪ Get my money 'cause mama's rent's due ♪

- Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

- I mean, we can go and celebrate Brian's life--

- Brandon. - Don's life.

You ain't let me finish. - Sorry.

- ♪ I drink, smoke till I'm high ♪

- ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Castle on the hill ♪

- ♪ Well damn ♪ - ♪ Wake up in the sky ♪

♪ You can't tell me I ain't fly ♪

- ♪ You can't tell me I ain't fly ♪

- Yes!

- This is so wrong.

I can't believe we're riding off a dead guy's invite.

We're going to hell.

- Look, sis, it got us in!

- Come on, Deon. Let's go.

- I can't be here. What if Jesus sees me?

- Oh, girl, Jesus knows your heart.

Bring yo ass!

- Ooh, and look at that skyline!

Yes! It's so beautiful!

It's breathtaking!

I need to go twerk in front of this and record myself.

I'll be right back. - I don't think she should--

- Shot o'clock! Let's get drunk.

- Oh, okay.

- ♪ Hey Atlanta, you miss me? You miss me? ♪

♪ I ain't going nowhere, but I'm back ♪

♪ Fuck these hoes, I'm back ♪

- Yo, DJ Vince! What's good with you?

- Yo, doing my thing, man. - All right.

Yo, you still spinning at Fritz's?

- Yeah, three nights.

I got that Saturday spot on fire.

- Cool. Yo, check it. I'm leaving V Live.

I got a residency at a club in Vegas.

I get a cut of the door and everything.

I'm making, like, 15 grand a weekend.

- Damn!

Yo, that's how you secure the bag!

- Right!

You should cover my spot at V Live.

- Nah, they like them young DJs

with they Apple Music-ass playlists.

You know I'm a purist.

Naw, dawg, they fucking with the dudes with vinyl.

Trust me, hit 'em up.

Stop fucking with these wack-ass clubs

and get it popping!

And lose this old-ass velour.

- ♪ Watch me, watch me, get rich, get rich ♪

♪ Now watch me, watch me, get pissed ♪

- ♪ Icy, wifey haters wanna fight me ♪

♪ Never been the one get RIP up on a white tee ♪

♪ Keep my hands clean got some hittas moving shiesty ♪

♪ Ask me if I'm rollin' with some Gucci bitch I might be ♪

♪ Yeah I be where the bosses be ♪

- Veronica always dreamed of being a supermodel.

but the skinny models and designers

always gave her grief,

which caused her to give up that pursuit.

But in her mind, she will always be a supermodel,

and she needs nobody's runway to prove it.

- Why are you getting all this attention?

- Hey, winter's coming. It's cuffing season, boo!

all: Ah!

- Keisha. - Tracey.

- What up, girl? - Hey!

I missed you.

- Last year, Tracey was one of the original stars

of the reality show, "Basketball Exes."

When Tracey's man cheated on her, it was with Keisha,

who claims she had no knowledge of Tracey.

And then that same man cheated on Keisha,

and she landed on "Basketball Exes" too.

- I see your little Instagram posts with you selling stuff.

So smart 'cause everyone needs drawers, right?

- Support garments. Yes.

- Yeah. [chuckles]

I ain't mad at you. Get your hustle on!

So, uh, you've been watching the show?

- Nah. I've moved on.

Y'all holding it down, I'm sure.

- We trying girl, but that show is crazy.

I'm glad we were above all that shit.

- I know, right?

- I'mma see you at the reunion show though, right?

- ♪ I don't got no time for these hoes ♪

♪ Speaking of my name ♪

- Yeah, I'll be there. - Okay, girl.

It was nice seeing you.

[nervous laughter]

- You didn't tell us you were going to the reunion show.

- That's because I wasn't invited.

- That's--that's fucked up. - Seriously fucked up.

- You want me to pull her ponytail?

Looks like it's a drawstring.

- No, no. Keisha and I are cool.

It's them producers who was all mad at us

'cause we wasn't acting hood,

fighting and shit all on the show.

- Wait, but they fired you though for not being hood?

- You know I don't fight. I'm a new Christian.

It's fine.

Like my role model, Platinum Wifey Status Michelle Obama,

likes to say, "When they go low,

it's cute to take the stairs."

- No, no. She didn't--

she didn't say nothing about no stairs.

- Ooh, y'all, there's a photo booth!

Hmm, let's capture this moment

and prove we the hottest hoes here.

- Oh yeah, I'm a hot hoe tonight!

All right!

Hot hoes coming through!

- You don't have to say you're a hot hoe.

- ♪ Fuck it up to the tempo ♪

♪ Pitty-pat, pitty-pat, pitty-pitty-pat ♪

♪ Look at my ass, it's fitty-fitty-fat ♪

♪ Kitty cat, kitty cat, kitty-kitty cat ♪

♪ Prrr me a glass, boy, I like my water wet ♪

♪ Throw it back ♪

- ♪ Throw it back, threw it back ♪

♪ Catch that ♪ - ♪ Catch that, catch that ♪

♪ I need a jack for all of this ass ♪

♪ But it won't go flat ♪ - ♪ Wait a minute ♪

- ♪ Baby, baby ♪ - ♪ Baby ♪

- ♪ Come eat some of this cakey ♪

♪ He look like he could gain a little weight ♪

♪ Lick the icing off, put the rest in your face ♪

♪ Slow songs, they for skinny hoes ♪

- Yo, that was crazy!

I ain't never seen you around here.

Where you dance at?

- Nigga, I'm a doctor.

- ♪ Fuck it up to the tempo ♪

- ♪ Run in, lil' bitch, you get hit, boom, boom ♪

♪ Came in that bitch with that stick ♪

♪ Came in that bitch with Lil Keed ♪

♪ I got that money like blow, what ♪

♪ I'm in this bitch with Lil Meech ♪

♪ I do this shit in my sleep, yeah ♪

- Oh, my God, ow.

- Girl. [laughter]

- I think I legitimately hurt myself.

- Don't do that. - Hey.

I was hoping I could get the next dance.

- Oh, no.

I am actually just here with my girls dancing.

- Oh, okay. - Hi!

- Never mind her, okay? Let me talk to you, Layne.

Let me holler at you real quick, Layne.

Hi. Hey, how you doing?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

- What, I--I know he's fine, but I can just--

- But what? - Greg.

- Technically, Greg put a pause on things until he gets back.

So for the next two weeks, you are single!

- No, no. No, no, I can't just--you know.

- What, entertain this fine specimen of a man

when Greg damn near gave you a Get Out of Jail Free card?

You ain't marry the man, okay? Stop lying to yourself!

You're not gonna marry the man. - Okay.

Ignore her overactive thot hormones.

You ain't gotta do nothing. - Okay.

- But he is fine.

So at least just dance and have some fun, okay?

- Okay.

Some harmless flirting won't hurt Greg.

Damn!

- So are we gonna dance or what?

So what's up?

- It's just a dance.

[both moaning]

- ♪ Big booty hoes, up with it ♪

♪ ♪

- [chuckles] - Hmm.

Don't judge me.

[sighs]

- ♪ Let me see ya touch the ground ♪

♪ I don't know my reputation ♪

♪ But all the niggas in the hood say it's all good ♪

♪ But the bitch ain't shit, so you need to make a switch ♪

♪ Smackin' on ya lips with your hands on your hips ♪

[shimmering, birds tweeting]

[choir vocalizes]

- ♪ If you're horny, let's do it ♪

♪ Ride it, my pony ♪

♪ My saddle's waiting ♪

♪ Come and jump on it ♪

♪ If you're horny, let's do it ♪

♪ Ride it, my pony ♪

♪ My saddle's waiting ♪

♪ Come and jump on it ♪

♪ Jump on it, let's do it ♪

[sizzling]

[hip-hop music]

- You know you'd be cooking too.

[chuckles] Oh!

- And, look, you can move in this waist trainer

any way you want, my lovelies!

So check me out on snatchdd.com.

Use my promo code TraceyJ for a discount

Oh, and, um, my CashApp name

is, uh, TraceyJ, the number one.

BeABlessing GetABlessing

[rolls tongue]

So I'm doing more social media promos

after "Basketball Exes."

They just wanted your girl to be too over the top.

- [chuckles] Hey, look, you have got a great following.

- And the lucky thing for you

is those followers listen to whatever I recommend them.

- Look, we did a deep dive in your page.

While you have high numbers,

you have very little engagement.

I don't see the breakfast, lunch, and dinner posts.

I also notice less than 100 people

show up when you go live,

and that drops by 50% within seconds.

[hip-hop music]

- Okay, so what?

My--my million followers don't mean anything?

I worked hard for those followers.

- Well, here at Southern Unique Spirits,

we'd rather invest in somebody with less followers,

but consistent posts and high engagement.

- So you want me to post all day?

[both laugh]

But that's like a job.

- The numbers are there.

If you're up to it,

take about six months and let's circle back.

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

[beatboxes]

[David Banner's "Like a Pimp"]

- ♪ Girls get down on the floor, on the floor ♪

♪ Girls get down on the floor, on the floor ♪

[music fades] ♪ Girls get down on the floor ♪

♪ On the floor ♪

♪ Girls get down on the floor on the floor ♪

♪ Girls get down on the floor on the floor ♪

♪ Like a pimp ♪

♪ Girls get down ♪ [record scratches]

♪ On the floor ♪

♪ Girls get down on the floor on the floor ♪

♪ By the time I hit the door ♪ [record scratches]

♪ Time I hit the door ♪ [record scratches]

♪ Niggas ♪ [record scratch] ♪ Trickin' all they dough ♪

♪ Me I'm a pimp ♪

- I've only done this one-night stand thing once before,

and it didn't go that well.

Needless to say, my pussy confidence was in the toilet.

Is it wrong that I'm worried

Mr. Third Leg here is judging me?

I've got to let him know I ain't no thot.

- I've just gotta say

I don't normally do the whole one-night stand thing, but man,

we connected on a whole nother level,

and I don't usually have that with a lot of women.

I hope we can continue to see each other.

- Sweet, right?

I wish he actually said that. Instead he said this shit.

- I gotta say, you got some good-ass pussy.

♪ ♪

Fat too. I like that.

♪ ♪

- Normally fat isn't a compliment,

but when he's referring to my coochie,

I feel like I should just say,

why, thank you!

- I never had sausage and cereal together.

- Sorry, that's all I had.

You know, filling the fridge

has been a little bit challenging lately.

- So what do you do again?

- I worked in marketing for ten years

until I quit my job like six months ago

to go open up my own vintage shop

in Little Five Points.

It's called Back in the Day.

- Dope. Vintage.

Yeah, I've seen them stores around town.

But ain't they basically bougie Goodwill stores?

- [chuckles] No.

Um, it's not--not the clothes I sell.

They're more high-end. Like retro.

- Ah. - Mm-hmm.

What do you do?

- I work at a nursing home.

- On purpose?

- Yeah, it's good pay. The old people cool and shit.

- If those old ladies knew that you were walking around

with that secret between your legs...

- I know, right?

I'd be raining social security checks.

They'll be taking their teeth out.

- Hey, boy!

[laughter]

- You wanna fuck? - Yeah.

- ♪ Bitches, I'm driving a Mercedes ♪

♪ And if you ain't rich, you just talking crazy ♪

♪ You talk about money, you talk about ladies ♪

♪ Thinking we hating, we're dropping it soft ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Tired of being rich, got tired of my Mercedes ♪

♪ And when you ain't rich, they're just talking crazy ♪

- Oh, no, this nigga didn't bring vinyl.

[records clattering]

- Look at this clown.

[laughter]

- You see this shit?

- What is this, The Stone Ages?

And look at his velour sweat suit.

- ♪ I'm fucking up homey, you fucked up ♪

♪ But if God got us then we gonna be all right ♪

- My stock portfolio has gone to shit.

- I was thinking I might try that Kumquat IPA.

- Have you checked out Zillow recently?

They do a discount if you sign up online.

- Yo, let me get the venti latte half-vanilla.

- Well, I'm looking at buying a house in the Hamptons.

- My Latino housekeeper is so hot.

- The Dow Jones, thank God for Trump!

- The show is called "Black-ish."

I don't know.

- ♪ Only put me in the twilight ♪

♪ Where pretty pussy and Benjamin is the highlight ♪

♪ Now tell my mama ♪

- Hey, Veronica.

I know. I'm sorry I'm so late.

I will be there in five minutes.

Can you just wait to order for me?

I'll be there in no time. Okay, bye!

What?

[chuckles] Okay!

- ♪ My life is a movie, yeah ♪

♪ Told your girl to come and do me ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ In my house, it's such a cozy ♪

- ♪ Such a cozy ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Me and your girl just made a movie ♪

- ♪ Just made a movie ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪

- I can't believe I'm opening

for this little young, wet-behind-the-ears nigga.

Straight bullshit.

- Man, do you think the little white entitled assholes

at my job know more than me?

No!

I just play the game until I get that promotion.

- These playlist DJs with their preloaded laptops.

See, what I do takes work. It's art.

- That's how niggas get stuck.

They don't want to let go of shit.

Like my uncle, he got great genes,

but don't want to let go

of these 1980s serial killer glasses.

He'd be pulling 30-year-old ass

if he'd let go of those motherfuckers.

- But that ain't my problem.

What, you saying there's something wrong with my gear?

- First of all, nigga, you said gear.

Secondly, you got on some Air Force 09s in here.

Those didn't even come in a box.

We don't know how you find this shit.

You just keep popping up with it on.

Looking hot. - They're comfortable.

- Let it go. Let it go.

Bruh, make room for the new.

Shit.

- You can't kill a man's confidence

during a workout, man.

Save that for niggas like him.

- He looking at us. He is looking at us.

- You gotta look away. - Okay.

Nope, I'm just gonna get swole in case he come over here.

- Bitch, just finish the story!

- Oh. [chuckles]

- So what did his dick look like?

I mean, did it hang to the left or the right?

You know, I find the big ones,

they just kind of slump over.

- Ooh, did he kiss your cervix?

- I think I saw cartoons.

- Oh, what? - Damn!

- I saw cartoons. - Damn!

- Oh damn, I feel bad for Greg.

No, I mean, he's such a nice guy.

- Okay, well, don't make me feel worse.

- No, no, he is the one who pushed the pause button.

- Thank you!

- And plus, this was just a one-time thing, you know?

Right? - Hmm?

- [gasps] - Ooh, Layne.

- You're the one that's always talking about

living in the now.

- And you did that for one night.

Listen, you are not built like me, okay?

You keep messing with that big dick,

your shit is gonna be all fucked up.

- I will be fine, okay?

It's just that before I left corporate,

I never prioritized my own pleasure or joy.

You know, the stuff that should really matter in life, right?

And I just feel like with Reggie, I get that.

You know, a little guilt-free fun for once?

- Fun don't pay bills.

- Okay, well, it's not all about that.

- It's a lot about that. Trust me.

Fun only lasts a few minutes.

- Or does it last for, like, hours?

- Bitch!

- You let him beat the brakes off that thing.

- Like really, five hours. I am dehydrated.

- Oh, my goodness. - Like I need an IV.

- Oh, my God. This is not right.

- Real talk, though. Greg, he's a good guy.

He's consistent and reliable and safe.

- He's starting to sound like a Volvo.

- Yeah, exactly. A--A Volvo's good.

But Reggie, ugh.

He is just like a brand-new Porsche Panamera,

and when I am driving it, I feel great, you know?

No judgment, no worries.

And my body, it is so grateful for that freedom.

- Yeah. - I never felt that before.

- But you know what?

The--the maintenance on a Porsche is--is expensive

and you can't really afford that car note right now.

So you know what? The Volvo--

the Volvo actually best suits you.

- Okay, all right.

So both of you, stop coming at me like I'm a kid.

At the end of the day,

I'm gonna make the best decision that is for me.

All right? - Okay!

- There you go. - I heard that.

- I got this. I'll be good.

- She grown.

- All right, girl, do you.

- [chuckles]

Veronica, can I borrow some money?

- Absolutely not!

Seriously, after that speech, Layne?

- Yeah. - You're so crazy, girl.

No, and I just spent a ton of money

putting my face on bus stop benches all over Atlanta.

- Okay, sis! - Yeah!

You know it's called investing in yourself.

And Layne, if you really want to revamp your business,

you got to make some sacrifices.

You got to get your shop in order

and build your business up, girl.

Stop playing.

- ♪ I like it when ♪

♪ You do that thing for me ♪

♪ Got it bad ♪

♪ Got it bad, got it bad ♪

♪ I like it when ♪

♪ You do that thing for me ♪

♪ The way you move your body ♪

♪ Baby you got me open ♪

- All those can stay there.

Uh, the gold ones, I'm not sure about those.

Okay, guys.

- ♪ My whole life it's something beautiful ♪

- So these racks are just all out.

[cell phone chimes] One sec.

- ♪ Got it bad ♪

♪ Got it bad, got it bad ♪

♪ I like it when ♪

♪ You do the thing for me ♪

♪ Got it bad ♪

- ...windows, so you can showcase

your favorite pieces of the season.

- Yeah! - Okay, great.

- And then here, right up front,

I want to get three or four racks...

So just, I don't know, pick a couple of red shades

that you like that you think will match the mural.

And then we need to choose a color, a neutral shade,

for the rugs on the floor as well.

So, yeah, you can bring in some options if you want.

- ♪ You're like a work of art ♪

♪ And I appreciate every part ♪

♪ Even though it's dark ♪

♪ I see ♪

♪ Got it bad ♪

- Oh, my goodness. [both chuckle]

- ♪ Got it bad ♪

- Give me one second. - Okay.

- ♪ Do that thing for me ♪

♪ Got it bad ♪

♪ Got it bad ♪

♪ Got it bad ♪

- Okay, can we please go in the store now?

- You ready? - Okay.

- ♪ Do that thing for me ♪

♪ Got it bad ♪

♪ Got it bad, got it bad ♪

- ♪ Ladies, lately we've been killing it ♪

♪ All around the world, yeah I know you're feeling this ♪

♪ Put in the mix, celebrate, put your hands to the sky ♪

♪ We gonna dance, we gonna have a good time ♪

- You've got to me kidding me.

- ♪ We gonna dance, we gonna have a good time ♪

♪ Celebrate, put your hands to the sky ♪

♪ We gonna dance, we gonna have a good time ♪

[cheers and applause]

♪ It's the year of the woman ♪

♪ I know you hear us roaring ♪

♪ Amazing and stunning, we can do anything ♪

♪ By any and all means, it's very necessary ♪

♪ Who represent his queens without a woman's touch ♪

♪ Where would the world be, we couldn't go ♪

all: Cheers.

[laughter] - Yeah.

- Smile, baby girl! - Good job!

- I knew it. Pay up, Tracey.

- ♪ Hey it's time to celebrate ♪

[indistinct chatter] ♪ Live it up, life's great ♪

♪ Hey, it's time to celebrate ♪

- That's-- - Thank you for coming.

- ♪ Live it up, life's great, life's great ♪

- Take care. - Bye.

- ♪ Take a toast, live it up, life's great ♪

♪ Life's great, hey ♪

♪ It's time to celebrate ♪

♪ Celebrate, hey ♪

♪ It's time to celebrate ♪

♪ Celebrate, put your hands up high ♪

♪ We gonna dance, we're gonna have a good time ♪

♪ Celebrate, put your hands to the sky ♪

♪ We gonna dance, we're gonna have a good time ♪

♪ Celebrate, put your hands up high ♪

♪ We gonna dance, we're gonna have a good time ♪

♪ Celebrate, put your hands to the sky ♪

♪ We gonna dance, we're gonna have a good time ♪

♪ Hey, it's time to celebrate ♪

♪ Celebrate, celebrate, celebrate ♪

[door bell rings]

- ♪ Gonna have a good time ♪

♪ Celebrate, put your hands to the sky ♪

♪ We gonna dance, we're gonna have a good time ♪

- Damn, girl, you could've at least spruced up a little bit.

- Nigga, we've been doing this for too long.

And I've got a meeting in the morning so bring your ass.

- Yes, ma'am.

- ♪ Hey, it's time to celebrate ♪

♪ Celebrate, celebrate, celebrate ♪

- Hey. - Hey!

I came straight from the airport.

Figured better late than never, right?

[chuckles] Hey!

Oh!

I got you these.

- Aww. - Yeah.

- Peonies, my favorite.

- Aww, I know.

Oh, you added the sconces. Nice.

- Yeah, well, you were right.

The brown ones are more neutral,

so they go better.

- Well, we do make a pretty good team.

- We do.

- Yeah.

- We make a great team. - [chuckles]

Oh.

The plane ride was rough.

Apparently I was in Denver for, like, 45 minutes

on the landing strip--

- Yes, I will.

- Huh? - I do.

Oh wait, no.

Is that like something you say at the actual--

- Wait, wait, wait. You--you're saying yes.

- Yes. - Yes!

- Yes. - You're saying yes.

- Yes. - Yes!

[pager beeps]

- Do you have to go in? Right now?

- Uh, look, sweetheart,

I could just tell them that my plane got delayed.

I'm not even here technically.

- No, no, you don't--no. Don't do that.

I don't want anybody giving birth without you

on my account.

That's crazy. - No, sweetie, I--

- So you can go in. It's fine.

- I'll be right back though. - Okay.

Oh, goodness!

Okay, get out of here. - I'm so sorry, sweetheart.

- You're gonna give me a concussion or something?

- I'll leave. I'll leave. - FaceTime me later, okay?

I love you. - I love you.

- Bye! - Yes!

[chuckles] Yes!

- [sighs]

- ♪ Got me going so crazy, can we get comfortable? ♪

- [chuckles]

I feel really good about my decision

because Tracey was right.

Greg does give me security,

and that is something that a woman needs.

But Veronica also had a good point,

which was that a life worth living

needs a little bit of excitement.

So I figure if I'm gonna stick with the Volvo,

I might as well ride the Porsche one last time.

And I promise, this is the last time.

- ♪ She just want that liquor, liquor ♪

♪ Hennessy ♪

[birds chirping]

- [moaning]

- ♪ She just want that liquor, liquor ♪

- Next time on "Bigger"...

- It is amazing.

- Yeah? - Yeah!

- Are you still fucking with dude?

- You're the one that says you've got to juggle a few

so you can get the right one.

- I'm juggling three of them, okay?

- If we as a community put out a welcome mat,

his problems become ours.

- A year ago, she was picking up my lunch.

And now all of a sudden,

she's the biggest commercial real estate agent in Atlanta.

- I've been seeing someone. We are getting married.

- I'm the side nigga.

- So you really don't-- - Mm-mmm.

- Y'all saw me. I--I really just--

I--I tried to tell him.