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This story my story is a confession.
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Lucky for you, they're
the hottest of all stories.
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Ask any priest.
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He might tell you to watch
and learn from my sins.
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Or maybe you'd rather sit back
and wait for the dirty parts.
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Be my guest.
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I'm not Catholic, but I've met enough priests
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to know one thing about confessions:
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they're always anonymous.
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So in the spirit of anonymity, call me X
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All this drama started about a year ago.
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I'm on my way to work.
Not looking for anything.
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Honestly, you don't know me yet.
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To the average transit rider it appears
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I'm cruising a random hottie.
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But this is no random hottie.
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He was in my Abnormal
Psych class back at U. W.
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Thing is, I hadn't found him
remotely arousing in school.
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But now Blondie looked different.
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Actually, he looked the same,
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I just looked at him differently.
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I was feeling something I
hadn't felt since seventh grade.
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Forgive me Father, I felt lustful.
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Don't worry, this doesn't end
with me in his beefy arms--
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although I do spend a few
choice moments in them.
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This isn't really about him at all.
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It's about me.
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And
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And I'm late for work.
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If you're smart you've guessed I'm a hustler.
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If you haven't, here are two clues:
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I'm gay and they made a movie about me.
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Try to keep up.
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I'm not your typical
picture-in-the-back-of-the
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fag-rag hustler.
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I work by referral only.
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And I charge a lot.
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Supposedly I'm worth it.
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I keep my client list
to a trim twelve regulars
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who have the resources to
accommodate my lifestyle.
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I think of them as my disciples.
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There's The Judge
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Mr. Jowls
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Chaps
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Daddy's Boy
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Gin Martini
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The Accoun tant
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Father of Six. . .
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The Mummy. . .
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Screamer. . .
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Bruce Lee. . .
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Breath Mints. . .
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and Barely Breathing.
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Unfortunately for me, Barely Breathing
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stopped breathing last week.
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It wasn't even natural
causes like you'd think.
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So, lucky for Gregory,
that leaves an opening.
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He's supposed to be some old recluse.
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A geezer.
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That'll be his name.
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Geezer.
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The old gays depress me sometimes.
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Not because l'm getting old myself,
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but because of the shit
they had to go through
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to get where they are.
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Which is often nowhere.
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You must be X.
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Of course at the time he used my real name.
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Well, my real hustler name.
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Anyway this is just for the movie.
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To protect the innocent.
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Thanks for saving me from an afternoon
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of Judge Judy.
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Great view.
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When the University bought
the building, only a few
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of the original tenants stayed .
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The smart ones .
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The rich ones .
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I think I like this one.
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My sense of humor and kind a hot.
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For seventy-nine.
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I graduated from here.
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Ah, I've often wondered what
became of our illustrious alumni
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I'm not sure I'm typical .
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I suspect not.
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I wasn't sure what you'd want.
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Water's all I need .
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Only accept drinks that are factory sealed.
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Tell me about your life.
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I want to know the course
our romance will take.
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Romance?
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He objects to the term romance
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Probably doesn't kiss .
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Very Klute.
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Surely a lad of
your experience--
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what are you, thirty?
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Twenty-five.
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Well, surely you realize
no real sex is possible
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without some degree of romance.
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We'll see.
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A man who knows the price of everything
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and the value of nothing
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Thank you, Oscar Wilde.
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Bet that surprised you too, cute and smart.
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But he's a whore, there must
be something wrong with him
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Eat me.
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Do you enjoy chocolate?
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These range from fifty
to ninety percent purity.
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The ninety is too intense for words .
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You've never been in love?
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Unless you count my cousin when I was twelve.
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That counts.
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I still remember when I
first told a man I loved him .
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I can imagine.
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Look, it's cool chatting, but it's in your
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best interest to let me
know what you'd like to do .
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A visit usually takes an hour.
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An hour?
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Hardly worth showering .
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Patience, my boy.
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Our time will come.
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But not until you desire
me as much as I desire you .
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Never had a check bounce, never been stiffed.
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Normally I don't take the
let's just talk clients.
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They're the ones who get clingy.
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Who act like they own you
and get all Jeffrey Dahmer.
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I prefer to fuck their brains out,
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take my money and split.
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But there was something
interesting about Gregory,
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besides the size of his check.
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As much cash as I bring in,
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I still have two
roommates because--
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Who's that?
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Joey? !
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Andrew?
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That was yours?!
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Andrew.
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That's who this is really about.
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I'm not normally into black guys,
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but Andrew's hotter than
the seventh plane of hell.
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I could tell he wanted me a little
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But we'd lived together a year now,
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and nothing more than an
occasional flirt passed between us.
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Okay maybe he
didn't want me but --
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I'm obsessing over my roommate.
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But Andrew's like, boyfriend material.
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Not for me of course, but for somebody.
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Who was he?
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What's that?
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It's Jill
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She's
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Jill was his evil ex-fiancee.
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I only thought she was
evil because she'd done him
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and I I hadn't.
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Was the bitch dead?
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Is she dead?
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Jesus ! No !
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She's getting married .
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You should a seen your face.
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I was just being aghast out of respect.
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So what happened with
the smoked ham back there?
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Nothing
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Right
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Seriously, I got the letter
and kind a got out ta the mood .
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You were in the mood?
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We met on the bus, he offered .
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He's totally hot. Why not?
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In the year he lived here,
Andrew only hooked up with one guy
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and they just jacked off
so it did n't really count.
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Because you're not a slut.
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I thought that was one of Joey's .
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Maybe I was horny.
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Why should it matter to you?
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I hate you.
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I guess I gave you more
credit than you deserved .
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Oh, that's priceless coming from you
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And thereinlies my problem folks.
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A hustler with morals.
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A whore who is not a slut.
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Outside of work, I haven't
had sex, mutual masturbation
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or otherwise since I was twelve.
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And that was only once.
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Sometimes I consider
myself a virgin, since I was
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a minor when it happened.
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In school I knew three
Mormon girls who swore any
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activity on the planet
that didn't involve breaking
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their hymens left them virgins.
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Why haven't I had sex?
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I'm saving myself for someone I love.
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Okay.
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Let's play the
X-is-a-prostitute game.
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Nothing I say means anything because
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I'm just a prostitute.
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I don't need a hooker calling me a slut.
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If you guys don't fuck soon,
I'm going to slit my wrists !
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And Joey makes the family complete.
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We met a year ago when
my accountant suggested
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I get roommates to keep the IRS off my back.
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Joey was the first to respond.
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17, no job, homeless.
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But he had a GED, so he wasn't a total loser.
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He comes in and asks to live ren't-free.
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I agreed.
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Shit, I'm only human.
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He's hit on me every day since.
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My speech impediment is
because of my extra long tongue.
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But he is so not right for me
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in so many ways.
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I mean first off until
last week he was a minor.
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You're worse than all of my parents,
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but not as old .
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Okay guys, check this out!
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Out to my room !
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See the guy outside the cafe?
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He's way cute up close.
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It's Scooter.
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The Scooter?
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Yeah
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He just started there.
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Who's Scooter?
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My back-up plan .
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The boy Joey ruined
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The only guy who's ever loved me.
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Like truly
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Joey was too chicken to
actually break up with him
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So I cheated on him to get
him to break up with me.
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He kept forgiving me so I
just stopped calling him .
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That's cruel .
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Whatever, I'm your back-up plan .
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Admit it.
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I don't have a back-up plan .
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Every one has a back-up plan .
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Who's yours?
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I guess it was Jill
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Baby let me loosen those weary old bones
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I'm sure his bones are plenty loose already.
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What were you guys moaning about?
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Nothing
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X got pissy with me because
I brought a guy home.
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You brought a guy home?
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Like a trick?
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Why is it so shocking
that I could have a trick?
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It's not that it's congratulations !
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You're a stage two fag !
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What?
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You were stage one for like a year.
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You first come out and think
you're not gonna be slutty
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so you can find this perfect
boyfriend who's also not slutty.
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That's when I met Scooter.
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Eighth grade.
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He's not kidding
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But now, you're stage two .
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Have fun .
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See a hot guy, screw around .
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I don't know if I'd go that far
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but maybe I'm transitioning .
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So what's the next stage?
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It's like
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thirty.Old age.
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Don't worry. Some of us dig older men .
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So,now that I'm getting into
my sexually adventurous stage.
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We'll have to stock up
on shampoo for the crabs .
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Don't be such a dick pump .
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Maybe I don't like seeing my friends
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throw away their morals .
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I've always been slutty and
you don't hold it against me.
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That's because I have
different standards for you .
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You are an asshole.
269
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So you've met my nuclear reactor family.
270
00:12:41,447 --> 00:12:43,972
Three hot studs, horny for each other,
271
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living in one apartment.
272
00:12:46,139 --> 00:12:48,518
Like a bad porno only without the sex.
273
00:12:52,025 --> 00:12:54,391
If you're waiting for my sensitive fag hag,
274
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don't hold your breath.
275
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Lucy's too much of a like to hag for anyone,
276
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fag or otherwise.
277
00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:04,397
I never say much to her, but she has a knack
278
00:13:04,472 --> 00:13:06,064
for reading my mind.
279
00:13:06,690 --> 00:13:08,584
She's pretty much the only woman in my life.
280
00:13:08,643 --> 00:13:10,770
It's not a sexism thing,
the only thing I have
281
00:13:10,845 --> 00:13:13,144
against women is that
men aren't more like them.
282
00:13:13,215 --> 00:13:14,307
How'd it go with Gregory?
283
00:13:16,719 --> 00:13:19,054
I knew this would work out.
284
00:13:19,188 --> 00:13:23,090
I'm so glad you needed a new john .
285
00:13:23,626 --> 00:13:25,719
Ever since she figured out
what I do, it's been like
286
00:13:25,795 --> 00:13:28,764
a spy game she's been
dying to get involved with.
287
00:13:29,299 --> 00:13:30,932
You know, he never leaves that place.
288
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,026
He's ordered lunch delivered
from us for like six years
289
00:13:35,473 --> 00:13:36,761
What's he into?
290
00:13:38,743 --> 00:13:40,335
I knew it.
291
00:13:41,035 --> 00:13:42,379
Total bore.
292
00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:44,641
I bet he just sits and talks
293
00:13:44,715 --> 00:13:46,345
Probably doesn't even want to fuck.
294
00:13:46,485 --> 00:13:49,477
Just gets his jollies
by imagining being you .
295
00:13:49,508 --> 00:13:52,216
A busybody, but she's always right on.
296
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,815
Remember I've probably
said like fifteen sentences
297
00:13:54,893 --> 00:13:56,258
to her since we met.
298
00:13:57,463 --> 00:13:59,144
Fuckin'customers
299
00:13:59,725 --> 00:14:00,938
Can't wait to hear more, babe.
300
00:14:25,393 --> 00:14:27,793
There is one other woman in my life.
301
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,457
I'm not really religious
but this particular virgin
302
00:14:30,533 --> 00:14:33,024
has a somewhat cunty expression like
303
00:14:33,102 --> 00:14:36,196
she's demanding a child
support check from God.
304
00:14:36,272 --> 00:14:37,796
She inspires me.
305
00:14:37,873 --> 00:14:39,898
I spotted her cruising me at a book store and
306
00:14:39,975 --> 00:14:41,944
convinced the assistant
manager to sell her to me
307
00:14:42,012 --> 00:14:43,604
for two hundred bucks.
308
00:14:45,248 --> 00:14:47,657
What was the artist feeling
as he painted her face?
309
00:14:47,784 --> 00:14:49,797
Daring to know the mother of God.
310
00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:54,427
I look at her and my soul
slips into her left nipple.
311
00:14:54,659 --> 00:14:57,583
Virgin becomes whore. God becomes slave.
312
00:14:57,595 --> 00:14:59,698
Fantasies never make sense.
313
00:15:00,031 --> 00:15:02,932
I understand what it is to be a gay man.
314
00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:28,661
That's his third trick this week.
315
00:15:28,829 --> 00:15:29,887
But who's counting?
316
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,806
God, I feel like Joey.
317
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,959
Exposed and rejected.
318
00:15:48,117 --> 00:15:51,314
My hand is never confused
over how it feels about me.
319
00:15:51,387 --> 00:15:54,702
I feel omnipotent that I can
give myself such pleasure.
320
00:15:54,957 --> 00:15:57,084
When I cum I throw my head back hard.
321
00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:02,730
Two seconds later I feel content.
322
00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:03,889
Then wasted.
323
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:04,931
Then morose.
324
00:16:07,004 --> 00:16:11,635
The orgasm is a trap but
masturbation is bliss.
325
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,787
I even masturbate after a trick.
326
00:16:14,012 --> 00:16:15,036
It's an eraser.
327
00:16:19,784 --> 00:16:23,277
As you may have gathered
I'm a touch antisocial.
328
00:16:26,492 --> 00:16:29,698
Boy Kultur is the only gay club
I've been to more than once.
329
00:16:29,929 --> 00:16:33,142
They let me in free because
Joey used to fuck the doorman
330
00:16:47,682 --> 00:16:51,618
It's not a scary leather den
tweaker cave or guppy aquarium
331
00:16:52,086 --> 00:16:54,053
but all those types sort of fit in.
332
00:16:56,158 --> 00:16:58,353
Anything goes at Boy Kultur, which is rare
333
00:16:58,427 --> 00:17:01,191
in our Neapolitan gay
community where every flavor
334
00:17:01,263 --> 00:17:02,887
is separate but equal.
335
00:17:06,836 --> 00:17:08,463
So what do I do at Boy Kultur?
336
00:17:12,742 --> 00:17:13,834
Sit mostly.
337
00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:16,376
Thinking sometimes, but mostly sitting.
338
00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:21,679
I always claim the stool next door so no one
339
00:17:21,752 --> 00:17:24,016
gets the crazy idea I'm available
340
00:17:30,261 --> 00:17:31,660
I like watching the playful dance
341
00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:33,459
of the cruise and pick up.
342
00:17:33,531 --> 00:17:35,624
A mating ritual more elaborate than anything
343
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:37,301
on the Discovery Channel.
344
00:17:38,204 --> 00:17:41,332
Why do guys pass themselves around so freely?
345
00:17:41,407 --> 00:17:44,433
I mean, I have a lot of sex
but only if I'm being paid.
346
00:17:44,510 --> 00:17:46,410
I get something in return.
347
00:17:46,479 --> 00:17:48,812
You may think that's the lowest of low,
348
00:17:48,882 --> 00:17:51,749
but isn't it better than
spreading for any smooth operator
349
00:17:51,818 --> 00:17:54,245
for a Bud Light and cab fare?
350
00:17:54,354 --> 00:17:56,549
Maybe it comes down to pleasure.
351
00:17:56,623 --> 00:17:57,988
But do they get that much pleasure
352
00:17:58,058 --> 00:17:59,389
from all these hook-ups ?
353
00:17:59,459 --> 00:18:01,951
There's so much energy put into cruising,
354
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:03,996
socialization
355
00:18:04,232 --> 00:18:05,563
fashion
356
00:18:05,633 --> 00:18:06,998
months at the gym
357
00:18:07,068 --> 00:18:09,059
Myoplex shakes.
358
00:18:09,137 --> 00:18:11,163
finally you get laid
359
00:18:14,943 --> 00:18:17,511
and never hear from the fucker again.
360
00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:19,975
Then you invest all your
energy and money back into
361
00:18:20,049 --> 00:18:23,816
grooming working out,
making yourself perfect again
362
00:18:24,221 --> 00:18:25,479
for the next lay
363
00:18:27,057 --> 00:18:30,151
If gay guys stopped spending
so much time hooking up,
364
00:18:30,415 --> 00:18:32,751
we'd have fucking da Vincis everywhere.
365
00:18:34,306 --> 00:18:35,355
Mind if I sit here?
366
00:18:35,566 --> 00:18:36,760
Shit.
367
00:18:36,834 --> 00:18:38,263
Fight or flight?
368
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,724
Boy, you look lost in thought.
369
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:43,038
No, I'm just trying to have a moment here.
370
00:18:43,174 --> 00:18:45,339
I'm not looking for anything sleazy.
371
00:18:46,643 --> 00:18:47,822
Unless you are.
372
00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:54,385
What exactly do you think makes you so hot?
373
00:18:54,453 --> 00:18:57,855
What do you have that a million
guys just like you don't?
374
00:18:58,725 --> 00:19:00,056
So what makes you so hot?
375
00:19:00,126 --> 00:19:02,060
I don't know, why don't you tell me?
376
00:19:05,998 --> 00:19:07,489
Game-playing asshole.
377
00:19:09,036 --> 00:19:11,869
What, you were expecting a heart of gold?
378
00:19:11,939 --> 00:19:14,669
Forgive me Father, I was selfish.
379
00:19:41,705 --> 00:19:43,502
I couldn't decide whether to hop in
380
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:46,161
or flush all the toilets
and start the dishwasher,
381
00:19:46,309 --> 00:19:47,517
so I just stood there.
382
00:19:49,112 --> 00:19:50,949
He's got presence.
383
00:19:51,115 --> 00:19:55,018
He reads number one best sellers
wears clothes out of hampers,
384
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:57,240
makes any one feel at ease.
385
00:19:57,555 --> 00:19:59,853
He's everything I'm not.
386
00:19:59,924 --> 00:20:02,317
And I find that incredibly sexy.
387
00:20:02,895 --> 00:20:06,487
That anonymous fuck couldn't
possibly see what I do.
388
00:20:14,941 --> 00:20:16,609
How long have you been standing there?
389
00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:19,408
How long have you been jerking off to Andrew?
390
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,777
I was not jerking off
391
00:20:21,848 --> 00:20:22,906
Nice boner
392
00:20:25,252 --> 00:20:26,515
I'm still pissed at you
393
00:20:27,154 --> 00:20:29,486
I wouldn't even be talking
to you if I wasn't feeling so
394
00:20:30,206 --> 00:20:32,424
benevolent after getting
reamed by the biggest dick
395
00:20:32,493 --> 00:20:33,427
I've ever seen
396
00:20:33,761 --> 00:20:35,175
That anonymous fuck was yours?
397
00:20:35,263 --> 00:20:36,161
Oh yeah
398
00:20:38,166 --> 00:20:40,532
Who a make that the second
biggest I've ever seen
399
00:20:47,276 --> 00:20:48,538
Made you look
400
00:20:51,681 --> 00:20:53,876
By our fifth date, I was
convinced Geezer was the
401
00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:57,045
real thing and made him my twelfth disciple.
402
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,125
So Joey's versing Andrew
on the art of being a slut.
403
00:21:00,831 --> 00:21:02,290
It's sad to watch
404
00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:04,452
So is he your type?
405
00:21:05,562 --> 00:21:06,529
Andrew?
406
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:10,198
I do n't have types .
407
00:21:10,268 --> 00:21:11,360
I have clients .
408
00:21:12,670 --> 00:21:13,762
How noble.
409
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,210
Who's this ?
410
00:21:17,742 --> 00:21:19,642
Are we changing subjects?
411
00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:20,827
Do you mind?
412
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:24,496
Seems like an admission of guilt.
413
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:25,926
Guilty of what?
414
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:27,851
Emotion?
415
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:31,629
That's a portrait of my first lover.
416
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:34,262
My only lover.
417
00:21:34,312 --> 00:21:36,014
We were together fifty years .
418
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,986
Fifty years?
419
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,777
His name is Renaldo .
420
00:21:40,902 --> 00:21:42,042
He's dead now.
421
00:21:42,203 --> 00:21:43,636
You both look so young .
422
00:21:43,776 --> 00:21:45,133
We were.
423
00:21:45,239 --> 00:21:48,606
He was the son of the building custodian.
424
00:21:48,676 --> 00:21:51,440
He was poor and sinewy.
425
00:21:51,512 --> 00:21:54,971
I was rich and spoiled
even then,the little prince.
426
00:21:55,071 --> 00:21:57,238
How D.H.Lawrence
427
00:22:01,790 --> 00:22:05,158
The first time I saw him,
I knew he'd be with me
428
00:22:05,228 --> 00:22:06,924
for the rest of my life.
429
00:22:07,263 --> 00:22:10,130
Or his, as it turned out.
430
00:22:10,199 --> 00:22:11,757
How could you tell?
431
00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:13,261
We had a chemistry.
432
00:22:13,770 --> 00:22:15,499
But there was something else.
433
00:22:16,249 --> 00:22:19,468
Something
peculiar because--
434
00:22:19,543 --> 00:22:21,170
He was everything you weren't.
435
00:22:21,245 --> 00:22:24,851
Which was the cause, I
believe of our sexual heat.
436
00:22:25,216 --> 00:22:28,879
I remember the day we first fucked .
437
00:22:31,222 --> 00:22:32,789
Jesus
438
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:39,602
The waves on the Sound
were louder than thunder
439
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:41,744
I was a teenager.
440
00:22:42,068 --> 00:22:44,373
We'd just moved here from Brussels.
441
00:22:44,603 --> 00:22:48,052
I was supposed to be in my
quarters, but I'd slipped out
442
00:22:48,358 --> 00:22:51,868
to watch Renaldo work from there.
443
00:22:53,186 --> 00:22:55,398
As I waited to catch a glimpse of him,
444
00:22:55,956 --> 00:22:58,476
I was distracted by the growing storm.
445
00:22:58,953 --> 00:23:02,116
Suddenly a weight came crashing down.
446
00:23:04,058 --> 00:23:05,289
It was Renaldo .
447
00:23:05,994 --> 00:23:07,105
And?
448
00:23:07,628 --> 00:23:09,803
He said What are you doing here?
449
00:23:10,399 --> 00:23:13,871
My defenses told me to
say None of your business
450
00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:19,536
But I took a chance and said Waiting for you
451
00:23:21,077 --> 00:23:23,136
That's when he took me.
452
00:23:23,213 --> 00:23:24,338
Took you?
453
00:23:25,048 --> 00:23:27,380
He fucked you right there on the stairwell?
454
00:23:27,450 --> 00:23:28,617
In like, 1918?
455
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:30,862
Well the year is off.
456
00:23:31,087 --> 00:23:31,876
A little.
457
00:23:37,495 --> 00:23:39,929
You're a whore, men have the best sex
458
00:23:39,997 --> 00:23:41,450
of their life with you.
459
00:23:41,899 --> 00:23:45,765
But make no mistake, the only worthwhile sex
460
00:23:45,865 --> 00:23:49,979
is when both parties are doing
it to please themselves first.
461
00:23:50,375 --> 00:23:52,935
I had no idea what was physically possible
462
00:23:53,011 --> 00:23:56,948
between two boys until we kissed
463
00:24:01,487 --> 00:24:02,455
Then what?
464
00:24:03,556 --> 00:24:05,403
Well, let's save that for next time.
465
00:24:18,973 --> 00:24:20,736
Waiting for you
466
00:24:21,290 --> 00:24:22,674
The words haunted me
467
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:31,972
Another date?
468
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:33,993
Another trick?
469
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:35,686
Actually, no .
470
00:24:58,282 --> 00:24:59,778
Jill's wedding is next weekend
471
00:25:00,846 --> 00:25:02,156
Will you come with me?
472
00:25:03,455 --> 00:25:04,479
People might think
473
00:25:04,556 --> 00:25:07,814
I dated her because I was in
love with her brother Matthew.
474
00:25:08,227 --> 00:25:13,427
He was gorgeous and funny and so protective.
475
00:25:14,186 --> 00:25:14,990
And cocky.
476
00:25:16,636 --> 00:25:17,796
And self-centered .
477
00:25:17,871 --> 00:25:19,265
Probably why you loved him .
478
00:25:21,307 --> 00:25:22,855
We were together for three years .
479
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:27,045
Except for the gay thing, I really loved her.
480
00:25:29,517 --> 00:25:31,375
I left her to find my soul mate.
481
00:25:32,803 --> 00:25:34,991
And you don't want to show up empty-handed
482
00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:40,372
Partly that.
483
00:25:43,131 --> 00:25:49,480
And partly to have a trial run with you .
484
00:25:50,606 --> 00:25:52,870
That was the fastest erection I ever got
485
00:25:59,082 --> 00:26:01,379
A top. Thank God.
486
00:26:02,486 --> 00:26:03,517
Trial run?
487
00:26:03,987 --> 00:26:05,780
Yeah. A weekend together.
488
00:26:05,957 --> 00:26:08,391
Go to Portland get this
thing out of our system .
489
00:26:08,459 --> 00:26:09,892
Two seconds ago you're
talking about looking for
490
00:26:09,961 --> 00:26:11,360
your soulmate and now it's about this thing
491
00:26:11,429 --> 00:26:13,032
you want to get out of your system?
492
00:26:13,464 --> 00:26:15,270
I just meant get to know each other.
493
00:26:15,383 --> 00:26:16,995
You do not know me?
494
00:26:17,069 --> 00:26:18,536
You've lived with me for a year!
495
00:26:18,604 --> 00:26:21,901
X, nobody knows you .
496
00:26:21,951 --> 00:26:23,001
Ouch.
497
00:26:23,075 --> 00:26:24,466
Let me be the first.
498
00:26:25,044 --> 00:26:27,274
I don't want to be one of your hookups
499
00:26:28,348 --> 00:26:29,508
Not in front of the Beaver.
500
00:26:30,050 --> 00:26:31,946
I am so in love!
501
00:26:33,053 --> 00:26:34,751
Interrupting something?
502
00:26:35,307 --> 00:26:36,115
Please.
503
00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:37,817
Who's your latest victim?
504
00:26:38,534 --> 00:26:40,230
I like to think of them as host bodies .
505
00:26:40,852 --> 00:26:41,756
for my heart.
506
00:26:43,064 --> 00:26:45,225
So you're swearing off other men?
507
00:26:45,390 --> 00:26:47,201
I'm in love. Not insane.
508
00:26:47,541 --> 00:26:49,175
He wants an open relationship .
509
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,299
It's perfect.
510
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,031
And you discussed this on your first date?
511
00:26:54,059 --> 00:26:55,471
Our first date's tonight.
512
00:26:55,743 --> 00:26:59,214
I'm at the bus stop and this
beautiful guy comes up to me
513
00:26:59,264 --> 00:27:00,745
and says ''smile.''
514
00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,260
I looked at him .
515
00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:04,346
And I did .
516
00:27:05,288 --> 00:27:06,687
That's the worst come on line ever.
517
00:27:07,287 --> 00:27:08,849
It pisses me off when guys say that.
518
00:27:09,301 --> 00:27:10,518
I'll be perfectly fine.
519
00:27:10,526 --> 00:27:13,146
Then some asshole says smile.
520
00:27:13,196 --> 00:27:15,431
Like I'm in a bad mood,
and if I am I owe it to him
521
00:27:15,499 --> 00:27:18,059
to cover it up and make
his world a brighter place.
522
00:27:18,135 --> 00:27:19,830
You're sensitive for an ice queen .
523
00:27:19,982 --> 00:27:21,638
You know what line pisses me off?
524
00:27:21,966 --> 00:27:24,774
I'm not normally into black guys but
525
00:27:25,083 --> 00:27:26,424
They need to be shot.
526
00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:28,546
It's like on this must be my lucky night.
527
00:27:28,613 --> 00:27:30,205
You're feeling abnormal
528
00:27:30,282 --> 00:27:31,544
and I'm black.
529
00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:35,207
I like any come on line.
530
00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:37,582
They're compliments .
531
00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:39,750
How can you have too many compliments?
532
00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:44,319
Leave it here it's that Stella
Stevens prostitute movie.
533
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,799
I loved prostitute movies.
534
00:27:46,867 --> 00:27:48,664
Liz Taylor in Butterfield 8.
535
00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:50,760
Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
536
00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:53,273
Marlene Dietrich in every movie she made.
537
00:27:53,573 --> 00:27:55,200
As a kid I thought prostitutes were
538
00:27:55,275 --> 00:27:57,251
the most beautiful creatures alive.
539
00:27:57,478 --> 00:27:59,571
They were wise-cracking, extravagant,
540
00:27:59,647 --> 00:28:01,170
and you always learned from them.
541
00:28:01,249 --> 00:28:02,841
I felt destined to join the ranks of all the
542
00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:05,771
Hollywood actresses who'd
ever played a prostitute.
543
00:28:05,987 --> 00:28:07,819
I asked my mother if I could be a prostitute
544
00:28:07,890 --> 00:28:09,152
when I grew up.
545
00:28:09,885 --> 00:28:11,124
She simply said
546
00:28:11,193 --> 00:28:12,160
No
547
00:28:13,762 --> 00:28:16,805
X, who was your first date?
548
00:28:18,025 --> 00:28:20,166
What does that have do to with anything?
549
00:28:21,346 --> 00:28:22,868
This is an ambush?
550
00:28:22,939 --> 00:28:24,736
Andrew and I don't know anything about you,
551
00:28:25,384 --> 00:28:27,076
so let's start with something big .
552
00:28:30,181 --> 00:28:32,615
Well, let's just say that
some dentists open wide
553
00:28:32,683 --> 00:28:34,151
for their patients .
554
00:28:35,142 --> 00:28:37,073
Your dentist had sex with you?
555
00:28:37,388 --> 00:28:38,446
Hot.
556
00:28:38,522 --> 00:28:39,377
And paid me.
557
00:28:39,824 --> 00:28:40,619
How old were you?
558
00:28:41,059 --> 00:28:42,526
My last two years of high school
559
00:28:42,594 --> 00:28:43,686
It happened more than once?
560
00:28:43,762 --> 00:28:44,643
Almost weekly.
561
00:28:44,796 --> 00:28:45,654
Was he cute?
562
00:28:45,897 --> 00:28:47,228
Not particularly.
563
00:28:47,299 --> 00:28:48,357
That's molestation .
564
00:28:48,433 --> 00:28:49,559
He should be put away.
565
00:28:49,634 --> 00:28:51,124
They should erect a statue
of him . It paid for college.
566
00:28:51,239 --> 00:28:52,852
But you were like a minor.
567
00:28:52,902 --> 00:28:54,211
He took advantage of you .
568
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,375
Who's barely 18 and already
blown half the Seahawks?
569
00:28:57,653 --> 00:29:00,173
I'm attracted to them, it's consensual .
570
00:29:00,246 --> 00:29:01,975
I was attracted to the money.
571
00:29:02,836 --> 00:29:06,218
I don't have issues with
hustling if someone chooses it,
572
00:29:07,462 --> 00:29:09,845
I just have a problem with
people pushing kids into it.
573
00:29:11,825 --> 00:29:13,224
Are you considering choosing it?
574
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:14,295
Hell no .
575
00:29:15,076 --> 00:29:16,426
I'm living rent free.
576
00:29:16,498 --> 00:29:19,661
Young man you need to
get a job or go to school
577
00:29:19,734 --> 00:29:22,032
Forgive me Father, I was too lazy to do more
578
00:29:22,103 --> 00:29:23,730
than pretend everything would be alright.
579
00:29:25,007 --> 00:29:27,134
The next day was a big happy family day.
580
00:29:27,209 --> 00:29:28,860
The last one for a while.
581
00:29:28,911 --> 00:29:30,845
park We strolled through Volunteer park.
582
00:29:30,913 --> 00:29:32,978
Cruised hotties on Broadway.
583
00:29:33,048 --> 00:29:36,507
Then went home and mutually masturbated.
584
00:29:36,821 --> 00:29:38,888
You wish.
585
00:29:43,394 --> 00:29:44,861
Check that one out.
586
00:29:46,196 --> 00:29:47,630
I have to have him .
587
00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:48,630
You're kidding
588
00:29:51,202 --> 00:29:52,353
I want my Ding
589
00:29:52,503 --> 00:29:53,800
I want my Dong .
590
00:29:53,871 --> 00:29:55,168
I give'me three weeks .
591
00:29:56,013 --> 00:29:58,503
Once more with sarcasm you
sounded a little too jealous
592
00:29:59,584 --> 00:30:00,958
I'm go in an take both of them .
593
00:30:01,113 --> 00:30:02,697
Anyone wanna dance?
594
00:30:03,065 --> 00:30:04,817
Watch Blowy Joey in action?
595
00:30:05,015 --> 00:30:06,081
C'mon, X.
596
00:30:06,151 --> 00:30:07,443
Come shake your money-maker.
597
00:30:07,519 --> 00:30:09,888
I'm not covered for shaken
money-maker syndrome. Sorry.
598
00:30:09,956 --> 00:30:11,355
Laters, Taters
599
00:30:16,095 --> 00:30:17,774
Sorry if I freaked you out last night.
600
00:30:18,331 --> 00:30:19,705
I'm not that freakable.
601
00:30:22,102 --> 00:30:25,020
Still, come to the wedding .
602
00:30:25,505 --> 00:30:27,572
As a favor to a friend .
603
00:30:27,641 --> 00:30:29,174
I thought you weren't
out to anyone back there.
604
00:30:29,477 --> 00:30:30,715
That's what the trip's for.
605
00:30:31,613 --> 00:30:33,364
I do not think I can do it alone.
606
00:30:33,829 --> 00:30:35,348
You talk to your mother every week.
607
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:36,421
It'll be fine.
608
00:30:36,551 --> 00:30:37,883
No, it's different.
609
00:30:38,353 --> 00:30:40,685
A middle-class black family from Oregon?
610
00:30:40,755 --> 00:30:41,983
It's always different.
611
00:30:42,057 --> 00:30:43,219
For every family.
612
00:30:43,359 --> 00:30:44,485
What'd your family do?
613
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,960
They never noticed when I
left home, so I certainly
614
00:30:47,029 --> 00:30:49,520
didn't call to tell them who I was fucking .
615
00:30:50,113 --> 00:30:51,261
I thought you hadn't fucked anyone
616
00:30:51,334 --> 00:30:52,196
since you were twelve.
617
00:30:52,668 --> 00:30:54,637
You know what I mean .
618
00:30:54,705 --> 00:30:56,673
I wish I did .
619
00:30:59,843 --> 00:31:00,935
I'll go .
620
00:31:02,713 --> 00:31:04,180
As a friend .
621
00:31:06,384 --> 00:31:08,375
They're totally taking me to a bathroom stall
622
00:31:09,220 --> 00:31:10,380
Andrew?
623
00:31:10,455 --> 00:31:12,616
Will you stand guard?
624
00:31:15,628 --> 00:31:17,186
You owe me big .
625
00:31:17,496 --> 00:31:20,024
Thank you B.R.B !
626
00:31:26,573 --> 00:31:28,336
You might find it domestic, but there's
627
00:31:28,408 --> 00:31:30,850
a certain sense of power
that a garden gives you
628
00:31:31,578 --> 00:31:32,374
It's almost godlike.
629
00:31:35,315 --> 00:31:36,449
Got shit?
630
00:31:36,850 --> 00:31:38,319
Buttloads .
631
00:31:40,035 --> 00:31:41,512
I just put Junior to bed .
632
00:31:42,555 --> 00:31:44,258
He's growing so fast.
633
00:31:44,818 --> 00:31:46,180
Well, I didn't check that.
634
00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:02,042
Are you in love with me?
635
00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:04,458
Absolutely not.
636
00:32:04,530 --> 00:32:06,093
Why did I say that?
637
00:32:06,569 --> 00:32:09,342
Oh god whatever you do do
not jump off this building.
638
00:32:13,324 --> 00:32:14,653
I thought I was in love with you .
639
00:32:15,526 --> 00:32:16,673
For the longest time.
640
00:32:17,394 --> 00:32:19,453
Until I realized we couldn't be together.
641
00:32:19,897 --> 00:32:23,061
Why, you want an open relationship too?
642
00:32:23,234 --> 00:32:24,806
Actually, yeah . Partly that.
643
00:32:25,437 --> 00:32:26,426
You've been spending too much time
644
00:32:26,504 --> 00:32:28,165
in the land of Blowy Joey.
645
00:32:28,239 --> 00:32:30,764
Okay, you'd give up
hooking for a relationship?
646
00:32:31,033 --> 00:32:32,543
Don't call it that.
647
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:37,501
You'd give up your career for monogamy?
648
00:32:37,783 --> 00:32:40,013
That's not cheating. That's just business .
649
00:32:40,086 --> 00:32:42,798
Don't even pretend you don't
know how fucked up that sounds .
650
00:32:43,089 --> 00:32:45,524
To the logical person it makes sense.
651
00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:48,319
Would you ever consider quitting?
652
00:32:50,764 --> 00:32:52,459
I make a lot of fucking money.
653
00:32:54,568 --> 00:32:56,300
I can't do anything else.
654
00:32:56,738 --> 00:32:59,304
I do not want to do anything
else, I'm good at it.
655
00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:01,231
I got nothing but love for you baby,
656
00:33:01,576 --> 00:33:03,582
but you're twenty-five.
657
00:33:03,745 --> 00:33:07,045
And that's already over the
hill for a lot of logical people.
658
00:33:07,116 --> 00:33:09,914
And working at a videostore
has a promising future?
659
00:33:09,985 --> 00:33:11,174
It's legal .
660
00:33:12,955 --> 00:33:15,685
So, if I were dating you,
I could sleep with my same
661
00:33:15,758 --> 00:33:18,455
twelve clients, as long as I didn't get paid?
662
00:33:18,528 --> 00:33:19,626
If it made you happy.
663
00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:22,807
Getting paid makes me happy.
664
00:33:23,033 --> 00:33:24,716
It hurts me.
665
00:33:25,268 --> 00:33:28,087
You fucking anything with a
clever screen name hurts me.
666
00:33:28,539 --> 00:33:30,553
It's like anyone can fulfill you .
667
00:33:30,775 --> 00:33:31,991
What would make me special?
668
00:33:32,309 --> 00:33:35,285
But if I charged them,
you'd be okay with that?
669
00:33:35,877 --> 00:33:37,207
What makes me special?
670
00:33:37,281 --> 00:33:38,977
There's nothing special about you
671
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,445
I'm Kidding .
672
00:33:46,467 --> 00:33:47,537
That's your problem .
673
00:33:48,322 --> 00:33:50,030
You're too funny for your own good
674
00:33:51,050 --> 00:33:52,529
You know why I do not always listen to you?
675
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,518
Because sometimes I do not feel like laughing
676
00:33:56,769 --> 00:33:57,463
No .
677
00:33:58,004 --> 00:34:01,304
The real problem is, I
used to live with a decent,
678
00:34:01,375 --> 00:34:06,074
attractive guy who sometimes
I imagined dating one day.
679
00:34:06,581 --> 00:34:11,209
But that guy has become a
very ugly faggot who will
680
00:34:11,285 --> 00:34:14,983
suck off anything with
a cock and probably die
681
00:34:15,056 --> 00:34:19,049
long before achieving his dream
of becoming manager of Videomania.
682
00:34:19,894 --> 00:34:23,189
Forgive me Father, I was wrathful.
683
00:34:24,567 --> 00:34:28,059
Okay, you win .
684
00:34:33,476 --> 00:34:34,671
Always do .
685
00:34:47,525 --> 00:34:48,685
Is that a cross word?
686
00:34:51,229 --> 00:34:52,093
Yeah
687
00:34:55,767 --> 00:34:57,099
Sometimes you amaze me.
688
00:34:59,671 --> 00:35:02,570
Andrew says to say he's not talking to you .
689
00:35:05,244 --> 00:35:06,142
Well, tell Andrew
690
00:35:06,211 --> 00:35:08,612
Make it good, 'cause
you each get one message.
691
00:35:08,681 --> 00:35:09,648
I do not wanna be asking people to
692
00:35:09,716 --> 00:35:11,445
pass the lube to each other.
693
00:35:13,386 --> 00:35:14,782
Just tell him I said ''okay.''
694
00:35:15,221 --> 00:35:18,658
''Okay.'' Clever, could go either way.
695
00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:21,651
X?
696
00:35:24,532 --> 00:35:26,075
I'm not so amazing .
697
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,731
Huh ?
698
00:35:27,802 --> 00:35:31,239
There's a really cute guy
at the laundromat who always
699
00:35:31,306 --> 00:35:33,189
does the cross word while he's waiting .
700
00:35:33,275 --> 00:35:35,641
So I do it ahead of time.
701
00:35:35,710 --> 00:35:38,645
Then if he looks stuck, I
can help him and act like
702
00:35:38,713 --> 00:35:40,409
I just thought up the answer.
703
00:35:42,051 --> 00:35:43,485
You still amaze me.
704
00:35:43,686 --> 00:35:46,280
I'm eighteen and I've do not
have a job or a boyfriend .
705
00:35:46,355 --> 00:35:48,755
How can I ever be rich and famous if I don't
706
00:35:48,825 --> 00:35:50,452
even do anything?
707
00:35:50,526 --> 00:35:53,730
Why is it that gays always
feel forty at eighteen ?
708
00:35:53,897 --> 00:35:55,797
That's what college is for.
709
00:35:58,936 --> 00:36:01,063
X?
710
00:36:01,138 --> 00:36:02,366
Yes?
711
00:36:06,644 --> 00:36:08,236
You amaze me too .
712
00:36:30,937 --> 00:36:31,961
I'm a monster.
713
00:36:34,341 --> 00:36:36,640
So, was the dentist your first?
714
00:36:43,818 --> 00:36:45,479
And there's a story.
715
00:36:47,856 --> 00:36:49,175
About a friend .
716
00:36:49,391 --> 00:36:50,405
Not about you .
717
00:36:52,361 --> 00:36:56,491
Okay, this story's about cousins .
718
00:36:56,565 --> 00:36:57,760
Teenagers .
719
00:36:59,035 --> 00:37:00,730
Barely.
720
00:37:00,803 --> 00:37:02,812
Do they have names?
721
00:37:03,835 --> 00:37:08,339
Let's call the older one
Andy,and the younger one
722
00:37:08,913 --> 00:37:09,971
John?
723
00:37:11,715 --> 00:37:13,114
John .
724
00:37:13,183 --> 00:37:14,365
Let's call them that.
725
00:37:20,258 --> 00:37:24,145
Andy was a jock and the center of attention.
726
00:37:24,462 --> 00:37:25,986
He entertained the family with tales
727
00:37:26,064 --> 00:37:27,647
of making first string.
728
00:37:27,866 --> 00:37:31,030
John was pudgy and
awkward, and the only string
729
00:37:31,103 --> 00:37:33,765
he cared about was the one
holding up Andy's sweats.
730
00:37:33,839 --> 00:37:35,248
Oh dear.
731
00:37:35,474 --> 00:37:39,069
One Sunday, pick any one, they're alone
732
00:37:39,145 --> 00:37:40,251
in the basement TV room.
733
00:37:40,713 --> 00:37:43,148
Andy blurts out I got a girlfriend.
734
00:37:43,216 --> 00:37:45,100
This chick from school, Jennifer.
735
00:37:45,185 --> 00:37:48,885
John hates her name. It's silly and common .
736
00:37:48,989 --> 00:37:50,197
It's no Andy
737
00:37:50,590 --> 00:37:52,182
''What's she look like?'' John asks.
738
00:37:52,259 --> 00:37:54,235
''A whole lot better'n you. ''
739
00:37:54,929 --> 00:37:58,296
It's just a joke, but it
kills something in John,
740
00:37:58,366 --> 00:38:02,141
who says sure took you long
enough to start dating girls.
741
00:38:02,670 --> 00:38:04,571
Andy twists John's arm .
742
00:38:05,138 --> 00:38:06,574
''What are you trying to say?
743
00:38:06,642 --> 00:38:09,042
I told you I finally have a girlfriend
744
00:38:09,111 --> 00:38:11,306
because you're my best friend
745
00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:12,463
And John?
746
00:38:12,815 --> 00:38:14,152
Some tears.
747
00:38:14,183 --> 00:38:15,515
Andy apologizes.
748
00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:18,359
He says, I'm just kidding.
749
00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:20,898
I'll always like you better than her
750
00:38:21,057 --> 00:38:21,918
And then ?
751
00:38:22,759 --> 00:38:25,455
Let's save that for the next visit.
752
00:38:25,528 --> 00:38:28,089
U h-u h . I'm not falling for that old ruse.
753
00:38:28,165 --> 00:38:30,024
Next visit begins now.
754
00:38:34,739 --> 00:38:38,938
Andy brushes his head against John's cheek.
755
00:38:39,011 --> 00:38:40,518
Touches his lips .
756
00:38:40,912 --> 00:38:45,348
Like the horny virgins
they are, it all happens .
757
00:38:45,584 --> 00:38:46,881
Mmm .
758
00:38:46,952 --> 00:38:49,396
Horny love-struck virgins .
759
00:38:49,489 --> 00:38:50,472
How was it?
760
00:38:50,890 --> 00:38:52,286
Unbelievable.
761
00:38:52,825 --> 00:38:55,851
I remember every single thing we did in those
762
00:38:55,928 --> 00:38:57,623
thirty-seven minutes.
763
00:38:57,697 --> 00:39:02,761
It was the first and only
time I've ever been taken .
764
00:39:02,836 --> 00:39:04,565
It won't be the last.
765
00:39:04,638 --> 00:39:06,357
I certainly hope not.
766
00:39:07,324 --> 00:39:11,338
Anyway when it's over, Andy panics .
767
00:39:11,579 --> 00:39:14,886
He tells John it's wrong,
it can't ever happen again.
768
00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:16,448
He runs away.
769
00:39:16,918 --> 00:39:18,430
John's devastated .
770
00:39:18,753 --> 00:39:19,801
What does he do?
771
00:39:20,255 --> 00:39:21,141
He walks home.
772
00:39:21,557 --> 00:39:22,907
Twelve miles.
773
00:39:23,359 --> 00:39:25,230
When Andy calls, John won't answer.
774
00:39:25,361 --> 00:39:27,852
They never really talk again .
775
00:39:30,566 --> 00:39:31,815
Poor Andy.
776
00:39:32,969 --> 00:39:34,484
Poor Andy?
777
00:39:34,938 --> 00:39:38,045
I suppose you think Renaldo
and I were happy from the start,
778
00:39:38,145 --> 00:39:39,868
but it's just not true.
779
00:39:39,943 --> 00:39:44,418
After our first encounter,
he was unavailable for weeks .
780
00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:46,039
Where'd he go?
781
00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:49,704
I never knew, but when he
returned, I confronted him
782
00:39:50,788 --> 00:39:52,351
I said, you're avoiding me.
783
00:39:53,454 --> 00:39:56,758
You're afraid of feeling towards me the way
784
00:39:56,829 --> 00:39:59,353
a man feels towards a lover.
785
00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:00,996
And?
786
00:40:01,256 --> 00:40:03,883
That night he held me so close.
787
00:40:05,002 --> 00:40:06,653
I knew he loved me.
788
00:40:08,575 --> 00:40:11,009
So maybe Andy
789
00:40:12,345 --> 00:40:13,710
Perhaps .
790
00:40:15,348 --> 00:40:17,622
I hadn't thought about Andy for years .
791
00:40:18,036 --> 00:40:21,245
And Andrew, the similarity of their names
792
00:40:21,322 --> 00:40:22,818
is not lost on me.
793
00:40:23,626 --> 00:40:25,821
The next few days were
awkward around the house.
794
00:40:26,126 --> 00:40:28,359
Andrew was ignoring me.
795
00:40:30,332 --> 00:40:31,458
And Joey
796
00:40:34,302 --> 00:40:35,428
I hate you both !
797
00:40:41,210 --> 00:40:42,677
Andrew, I'm sorry.
798
00:40:47,483 --> 00:40:49,280
So I poured myself in to my work.
799
00:40:52,189 --> 00:40:53,884
Twelve steps to a happier me.
800
00:40:59,263 --> 00:41:00,718
You look handsome.
801
00:41:01,266 --> 00:41:02,498
Going out?
802
00:41:03,767 --> 00:41:06,910
I haven't left this
apartment for eight years .
803
00:41:07,172 --> 00:41:10,073
I'm just trying to vary the scenery.
804
00:41:12,444 --> 00:41:14,876
What makes you available to night?
805
00:41:16,949 --> 00:41:18,610
I guess I'm avoiding home.
806
00:41:22,621 --> 00:41:24,533
Why haven't you left your apartment?
807
00:41:24,758 --> 00:41:27,196
I haven't left since Renaldo died?
808
00:41:41,201 --> 00:41:42,408
Oh, what's this?
809
00:41:51,286 --> 00:41:52,412
I'm ready, Gregory.
810
00:41:57,794 --> 00:42:00,319
I desire you as much as you desire me.
811
00:42:05,535 --> 00:42:08,269
You don't desire me.
812
00:42:08,439 --> 00:42:16,539
You're just confused and lonely and horny.
813
00:42:20,852 --> 00:42:22,342
I guess you're right.
814
00:42:25,390 --> 00:42:26,982
Any news on this wedding?
815
00:42:28,860 --> 00:42:30,234
Why does he want me to go?
816
00:42:31,097 --> 00:42:32,711
What does he want from me?
817
00:42:32,932 --> 00:42:34,300
Yes.
818
00:42:34,994 --> 00:42:36,808
Excellent questions.
819
00:42:37,119 --> 00:42:41,315
A road trip seems a perfect
opportunity to explore them .
820
00:42:49,583 --> 00:42:51,484
I should be going, it's late.
821
00:42:57,792 --> 00:42:59,259
Aren't you forgetting something?
822
00:43:08,504 --> 00:43:09,630
Thanks .
823
00:43:17,881 --> 00:43:21,145
Damn, Hottie Central, hi !
824
00:43:21,284 --> 00:43:22,216
Call us !
825
00:43:24,588 --> 00:43:25,919
Oh my god !
826
00:43:26,957 --> 00:43:28,891
I can stick around .
827
00:43:28,959 --> 00:43:29,983
Likewise.
828
00:43:31,429 --> 00:43:34,112
Okay, I'm out.
829
00:43:34,231 --> 00:43:35,493
Nice to meet you .
830
00:43:35,567 --> 00:43:36,795
Night, Joey.
831
00:43:41,006 --> 00:43:42,906
I'm sorry, X.
832
00:43:42,974 --> 00:43:44,464
I'm really sorry.
833
00:43:44,543 --> 00:43:45,805
It's a free country.
834
00:43:56,923 --> 00:43:58,289
I didn't mean to hurt you .
835
00:43:59,293 --> 00:44:00,419
Who said I was hurt?
836
00:44:17,779 --> 00:44:19,768
I'm so totally in love with you .
837
00:44:21,874 --> 00:44:27,579
I know you think I'm a
loser and a slut and stupid
838
00:44:27,656 --> 00:44:28,567
Joey
839
00:44:28,991 --> 00:44:30,686
I thought if I could be with Andrew I could
840
00:44:30,761 --> 00:44:31,819
at least be on your radar.
841
00:44:36,266 --> 00:44:37,339
I'm sorry.
842
00:44:37,567 --> 00:44:40,502
I don't think any less of you .
843
00:44:43,274 --> 00:44:45,538
Because you never thought
any of me in the first place.
844
00:44:45,977 --> 00:44:47,877
This self-pity routine is seriously
845
00:44:58,757 --> 00:45:04,321
Joey, since I met you there hasn't been a day
846
00:45:04,397 --> 00:45:05,921
I didn't fight to stop myself
847
00:45:05,999 --> 00:45:08,092
from ripping off your clothes .
848
00:45:09,075 --> 00:45:10,109
Liar.
849
00:45:10,848 --> 00:45:14,204
I can think of a hundred reasons it would be
850
00:45:14,274 --> 00:45:15,729
wonderful to be with you .
851
00:45:20,247 --> 00:45:21,844
But I know it wouldn't work.
852
00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:24,074
Who cares why it wouldn't work.
853
00:45:24,151 --> 00:45:25,914
Because we'd find out why.
854
00:45:26,421 --> 00:45:29,788
And we'd lose everything we have.
855
00:45:29,858 --> 00:45:31,164
It's not so bad .
856
00:45:31,726 --> 00:45:33,968
Losing everything .
857
00:45:34,529 --> 00:45:36,141
What would you know about that?
858
00:45:36,771 --> 00:45:39,473
Well, my whole fucking
house burned down once.
859
00:45:39,769 --> 00:45:41,134
Really?
860
00:45:41,204 --> 00:45:43,236
I lost everything .
861
00:45:44,868 --> 00:45:48,608
My dog Mindy, who just learned to sit.
862
00:45:50,714 --> 00:45:51,995
My diary.
863
00:45:53,872 --> 00:45:54,977
You kept one?
864
00:45:56,725 --> 00:46:01,943
From first grade on .
I wrote in it every day.
865
00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:06,067
All about figuring out how I was gay.
866
00:46:07,432 --> 00:46:08,521
Poetry.
867
00:46:09,334 --> 00:46:10,976
Drawings .
868
00:46:12,716 --> 00:46:14,963
Every experience I had in the world .
869
00:46:16,862 --> 00:46:17,642
Poof.
870
00:46:19,912 --> 00:46:21,080
I'm sorry.
871
00:46:21,982 --> 00:46:23,779
Be sure to write good stuff about me.
872
00:46:25,352 --> 00:46:26,830
I don't keep one anymore.
873
00:46:28,488 --> 00:46:31,321
Since then I decided to live for right now.
874
00:46:34,462 --> 00:46:35,996
Come on, Joey.
875
00:46:36,264 --> 00:46:37,595
You're so cute.
876
00:46:38,368 --> 00:46:39,995
Joey, please.
877
00:46:40,334 --> 00:46:41,814
Joey.
878
00:46:42,036 --> 00:46:43,425
Joey?
879
00:46:45,207 --> 00:46:46,564
Oh shit.
880
00:46:46,642 --> 00:46:48,064
Joey, can you hear me?
881
00:46:48,610 --> 00:46:49,872
Joey, listen to me.
882
00:46:49,945 --> 00:46:51,071
I love you .
883
00:46:51,146 --> 00:46:52,300
Joey?
884
00:46:52,648 --> 00:46:53,945
Fuck.
885
00:46:54,568 --> 00:46:55,519
Andrew!
886
00:46:55,714 --> 00:46:56,073
Andrew!
887
00:46:56,152 --> 00:46:57,210
It's Joey!
888
00:46:57,287 --> 00:46:58,151
Joey listen to me.
889
00:46:58,221 --> 00:46:59,210
Everything's going to be alright.
890
00:46:59,289 --> 00:47:00,347
Shit, what happened?
891
00:47:01,324 --> 00:47:03,039
What drugs did you guys do?
892
00:47:03,089 --> 00:47:04,191
He drank the rest of that? !
893
00:47:04,260 --> 00:47:05,158
The rest of what?
894
00:47:05,228 --> 00:47:05,957
G H B .
895
00:47:05,980 --> 00:47:07,124
There was like another half a dose in there.
896
00:47:07,932 --> 00:47:09,462
He should be okay, he just fell out.
897
00:47:10,141 --> 00:47:13,334
Allow me to take this moment for
a public service announcement.
898
00:47:13,404 --> 00:47:15,634
I actually advocate the legalization of most
899
00:47:15,706 --> 00:47:18,733
recreational drugs, particularly marijuana.
900
00:47:19,213 --> 00:47:20,758
Especially marijuana.
901
00:47:20,879 --> 00:47:24,023
Legalization and education,
so like with alcohol,
902
00:47:24,149 --> 00:47:27,551
we don't have to rely on urban
legend for responsible usage.
903
00:47:27,620 --> 00:47:28,951
What the fuck do you mean, fell out?
904
00:47:29,021 --> 00:47:30,181
We should call someone.
905
00:47:30,256 --> 00:47:32,952
They could put him in
jail G's a tranquilizer.
906
00:47:33,025 --> 00:47:35,289
If you do too much, it
will make you fall asleep .
907
00:47:36,754 --> 00:47:37,963
He's okay, he's just sleeping .
908
00:47:38,364 --> 00:47:40,583
Who'd you learn this from, your drug dealer?
909
00:47:43,003 --> 00:47:45,803
Trust me, he'll be fine.
910
00:47:46,340 --> 00:47:47,202
Look
911
00:47:49,634 --> 00:47:53,876
I don't care how many
drugs or orgies you have,
912
00:47:54,437 --> 00:47:55,654
that's your trip .
913
00:47:57,159 --> 00:47:59,096
But if you hurt Joey
914
00:47:59,387 --> 00:48:02,260
To be fair, they were
partying when I got here.
915
00:48:02,974 --> 00:48:05,559
I partook in the sex, not the drugs .
916
00:48:07,413 --> 00:48:08,887
Oh, what a relief.
917
00:48:16,973 --> 00:48:17,837
I'm sorry.
918
00:48:22,913 --> 00:48:23,971
It's okay.
919
00:48:26,633 --> 00:48:28,020
I mean about everything .
920
00:48:28,986 --> 00:48:30,043
No
921
00:48:32,490 --> 00:48:34,686
I'm sorry.
922
00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:38,560
No one deserves to hear
the things I said to you .
923
00:48:39,620 --> 00:48:40,913
You were right.
924
00:48:43,168 --> 00:48:44,568
I was wrong .
925
00:48:56,684 --> 00:48:57,716
You're not my father!
926
00:48:57,785 --> 00:48:59,719
Yeah, I actually give a shit about you .
927
00:48:59,787 --> 00:49:00,879
You can't ground me!
928
00:49:00,954 --> 00:49:01,943
No one's grounding you .
929
00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:03,340
You can do as you please.
930
00:49:03,457 --> 00:49:05,982
We just really think Andrew
or I should go with you
931
00:49:06,060 --> 00:49:07,756
while you go clubbing for a while That's all
932
00:49:07,829 --> 00:49:09,820
It's no big deal, people black out every day.
933
00:49:09,898 --> 00:49:12,093
People overdose and die every day.
934
00:49:12,167 --> 00:49:13,725
Do I look like Cyndi Lauper?
935
00:49:14,327 --> 00:49:15,329
She's not dead .
936
00:49:15,379 --> 00:49:16,114
Whoever.
937
00:49:16,471 --> 00:49:18,721
I've been taking care of
myself for a long time.
938
00:49:18,741 --> 00:49:20,072
That's the problem .
939
00:49:20,142 --> 00:49:22,610
Look hon, we just think one of us should
940
00:49:22,678 --> 00:49:23,884
be around for you is all .
941
00:49:24,013 --> 00:49:25,418
Why, so you can fuck me again?
942
00:49:25,590 --> 00:49:27,678
How about, if I'm good for three months
943
00:49:27,762 --> 00:49:29,044
X has to fuck me.
944
00:49:29,094 --> 00:49:30,142
So uneed fair to me.
945
00:49:30,221 --> 00:49:31,275
Hell no !
946
00:49:31,288 --> 00:49:32,689
I'll save up my allowance.
947
00:49:32,756 --> 00:49:33,723
Go to your room !
948
00:49:33,790 --> 00:49:34,722
Fuck you !
949
00:49:37,894 --> 00:49:39,122
Sounds like a good idea.
950
00:49:42,033 --> 00:49:44,968
Since it was our first date,
I figured I'd take Andrew
951
00:49:45,036 --> 00:49:46,367
to Portland in style.
952
00:49:49,674 --> 00:49:51,017
God damn!
953
00:49:51,376 --> 00:49:52,809
You rented that for a road trip?
954
00:49:52,878 --> 00:49:54,641
You don't want'em to think you're a fag
955
00:49:54,713 --> 00:49:56,008
and dating a loser.
956
00:49:56,281 --> 00:49:58,806
I'm so used to being
treated by sugar daddies that
957
00:49:58,884 --> 00:50:01,250
the whole role reversal was refreshing.
958
00:50:13,534 --> 00:50:15,289
Joey'll be alright. Right?
959
00:50:15,923 --> 00:50:19,033
He'll be fine, it's us I'm worried about.
960
00:50:40,129 --> 00:50:41,256
Ever been on a road trip?
961
00:50:41,497 --> 00:50:42,588
Eight years ago .
962
00:50:43,099 --> 00:50:44,910
God, I keep forgetting how old you are.
963
00:50:45,401 --> 00:50:47,370
I'm like a year older than you .
964
00:50:47,437 --> 00:50:48,665
15 months .
965
00:50:48,739 --> 00:50:50,487
And I haven't been gay for a whole decade.
966
00:50:51,008 --> 00:50:52,371
Where'd you go?
967
00:50:52,643 --> 00:50:53,714
Seattle.
968
00:50:54,211 --> 00:50:55,678
Good-bye small town .
969
00:50:55,746 --> 00:50:56,997
Hello small city.
970
00:50:58,425 --> 00:50:59,967
I'm glad you made the trip .
971
00:51:01,172 --> 00:51:02,205
Both of them .
972
00:51:04,622 --> 00:51:07,414
So why are your parents going
to your ex-fiancee's wedding?
973
00:51:08,578 --> 00:51:13,859
I think there's some hope
of a dramatic objection
974
00:51:13,933 --> 00:51:15,991
at the last second when
I stop the wedding and
975
00:51:16,302 --> 00:51:17,892
confess my love for Jill .
976
00:51:18,037 --> 00:51:19,334
This should be fun .
977
00:51:20,266 --> 00:51:21,646
How long were you with Jill?
978
00:51:22,042 --> 00:51:24,367
Engaged for a year, dated for three.
979
00:51:24,877 --> 00:51:26,321
She doesn't know I'm gay.
980
00:51:27,013 --> 00:51:29,062
All because you wanted to do her brother?
981
00:51:29,349 --> 00:51:30,817
Don't tell me you have a kid somewhere.
982
00:51:30,885 --> 00:51:31,834
No .
983
00:51:32,784 --> 00:51:33,958
Maybe someday though .
984
00:51:35,556 --> 00:51:36,384
How about you?
985
00:51:37,058 --> 00:51:38,267
Joey's plenty.
986
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,190
You're really good with him .
987
00:51:40,928 --> 00:51:42,590
You too, apparently.
988
00:51:44,633 --> 00:51:47,424
Seriously, you'd make a good father.
989
00:51:48,530 --> 00:51:50,334
The only good fatherly quality about me
990
00:51:50,405 --> 00:51:52,339
is that I know I shouldn't have kids .
991
00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:10,228
Make any money?
992
00:52:10,561 --> 00:52:13,587
Nah, but I shoved my business
cards in the glory holes .
993
00:52:16,668 --> 00:52:19,364
So am I pretending to be your boyfriend?
994
00:52:20,538 --> 00:52:21,562
Roommate?
995
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:22,558
Fuckbuddy?
996
00:52:24,342 --> 00:52:25,759
Let's just play it by ear.
997
00:52:26,545 --> 00:52:28,746
Anything else should I
know about your family?
998
00:52:29,115 --> 00:52:30,226
They're black.
999
00:52:30,416 --> 00:52:33,190
Oh, let's go back to Seattle.
1000
00:52:33,452 --> 00:52:34,942
I've heard about those people.
1001
00:52:35,955 --> 00:52:38,312
You'll probably be the only
white guy at this thing .
1002
00:52:38,425 --> 00:52:40,120
I've never been one to fit in .
1003
00:52:40,193 --> 00:52:42,661
Have you been anywhere where
you were the only white person?
1004
00:52:43,764 --> 00:52:45,698
At least I won't be the only fag .
1005
00:52:54,042 --> 00:52:55,236
I love club music.
1006
00:52:55,310 --> 00:52:56,902
Everything is so cut and dried.
1007
00:52:56,978 --> 00:52:58,912
You love someone, set them free.
1008
00:52:58,981 --> 00:53:00,676
Love me or let me go.
1009
00:53:00,749 --> 00:53:02,182
Prove your love.
1010
00:53:02,251 --> 00:53:03,718
My love is your love.
1011
00:53:03,786 --> 00:53:05,447
It's love or it's not love.
1012
00:53:05,521 --> 00:53:06,818
Love is sex.
1013
00:53:06,889 --> 00:53:08,102
Sex is love.
1014
00:53:08,457 --> 00:53:10,551
I defy you to find a club
an them that says I love you
1015
00:53:10,627 --> 00:53:13,095
but I'm not really sure
what love is all about
1016
00:53:13,163 --> 00:53:15,893
and I still want to have
sex with blah-blah-blah
1017
00:53:15,966 --> 00:53:18,093
Those things are harder to rhyme.
1018
00:53:20,670 --> 00:53:21,858
Take your time.
1019
00:53:22,473 --> 00:53:23,405
Please.
1020
00:53:24,442 --> 00:53:26,025
So what are your folks' names?
1021
00:53:26,610 --> 00:53:27,907
That might be helpful .
1022
00:53:28,090 --> 00:53:29,834
Oren and Zelma.
1023
00:53:29,884 --> 00:53:31,336
And there's Cheyenne.
1024
00:53:32,005 --> 00:53:32,710
Who?
1025
00:53:32,889 --> 00:53:34,081
My sister.
1026
00:53:34,152 --> 00:53:35,123
She's twelve.
1027
00:53:35,287 --> 00:53:37,983
Imagine me with corn rows, A-cups
1028
00:53:38,056 --> 00:53:39,958
and a mouth the size of Lake Union .
1029
00:53:40,557 --> 00:53:42,552
I usually do .
1030
00:53:46,966 --> 00:53:48,490
Hello baby!
1031
00:53:52,388 --> 00:53:54,160
This is my roommate.
1032
00:53:54,261 --> 00:53:55,541
I told your ass he was gay!
1033
00:53:55,609 --> 00:53:57,042
And I told you Andrew will talk about it
1034
00:53:57,111 --> 00:53:58,219
when he is ready to .
1035
00:53:58,412 --> 00:53:59,674
He looks ready to me.
1036
00:53:59,747 --> 00:54:00,873
Don't mind Cheyenne.
1037
00:54:00,948 --> 00:54:02,731
She's been watching to o much Showtime.
1038
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:05,182
How long you been dating my brother?
1039
00:54:05,252 --> 00:54:06,265
Cheyenne!
1040
00:54:07,276 --> 00:54:09,701
So how long you boys been roommates?
1041
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:11,427
Just over a year, sir.
1042
00:54:11,477 --> 00:54:12,431
A year?
1043
00:54:12,494 --> 00:54:13,961
That's a long time.
1044
00:54:14,527 --> 00:54:16,624
I'm happy to see you're not alone.
1045
00:54:22,838 --> 00:54:23,870
How long have you known?
1046
00:54:25,460 --> 00:54:26,881
Since you were eight.
1047
00:54:28,002 --> 00:54:30,427
But I wasn't sure until
you broke up with Jill
1048
00:54:31,448 --> 00:54:33,312
And what line of business you in son?
1049
00:54:33,450 --> 00:54:34,516
I collect etchings .
1050
00:54:34,918 --> 00:54:36,156
You mean like, art?
1051
00:54:36,486 --> 00:54:38,044
Like presidents .
1052
00:54:38,121 --> 00:54:39,078
On dollar bills .
1053
00:54:39,323 --> 00:54:40,984
Better not be no drug dealer.
1054
00:54:41,059 --> 00:54:41,788
Cheyenne!
1055
00:54:42,427 --> 00:54:44,234
Oh, nothing as glamorous as that.
1056
00:54:44,495 --> 00:54:45,792
I play the stock market.
1057
00:54:45,863 --> 00:54:47,558
With enough real estate
and bonds in my back pocket
1058
00:54:47,632 --> 00:54:49,156
for when things go sour.
1059
00:54:49,383 --> 00:54:51,202
A man after my own heart.
1060
00:54:55,374 --> 00:54:56,966
Did we do something that made you think
1061
00:54:57,042 --> 00:54:57,872
you couldn't tell us?
1062
00:54:59,745 --> 00:55:00,616
No, Ma.
1063
00:55:02,107 --> 00:55:03,616
You did everything right.
1064
00:55:12,226 --> 00:55:13,591
I'm glad you have someone.
1065
00:55:16,197 --> 00:55:18,995
And damn, he is fine.
1066
00:55:24,606 --> 00:55:27,917
Damn I forgot to make up the guestroom !
1067
00:55:28,313 --> 00:55:30,763
You don't have a problem
sharing Andrew's bed do you?
1068
00:55:31,821 --> 00:55:33,378
Not at all Mrs.Thompson
1069
00:55:34,027 --> 00:55:35,246
Call me Zelma.
1070
00:55:36,686 --> 00:55:38,966
Well that wasn't so hard
1071
00:55:39,462 --> 00:55:42,077
It's like they would've
been upset if I wasn't gay.
1072
00:55:42,125 --> 00:55:43,660
What's up with that?
1073
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,253
I didn't give them credit
1074
00:55:45,829 --> 00:55:49,242
I'm glad I could provide
you with immoral support.
1075
00:55:54,571 --> 00:55:57,370
This is my ultimate fantasy.
1076
00:55:59,310 --> 00:56:00,641
In your childhood bed?
1077
00:56:00,712 --> 00:56:01,282
Hell yeah .
1078
00:56:03,047 --> 00:56:04,446
With your folks in the house?
1079
00:56:04,694 --> 00:56:05,753
Even hotter.
1080
00:56:06,151 --> 00:56:07,847
It feels weird .
1081
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,138
I mean there's like booties
and shit hanging on the wall .
1082
00:56:10,256 --> 00:56:11,050
Damn !
1083
00:56:12,224 --> 00:56:14,523
It feels like you feel just fine.
1084
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:21,328
Andrew.
1085
00:56:24,271 --> 00:56:25,238
Do you love me?
1086
00:56:28,441 --> 00:56:29,500
I don't know.
1087
00:56:34,782 --> 00:56:35,771
Never mind .
1088
00:56:37,218 --> 00:56:39,686
Forgive me if I don't know
if I'm in love with you yet.
1089
00:56:40,989 --> 00:56:42,320
Let's just stop talking about it.
1090
00:56:42,391 --> 00:56:43,858
Before I say something funny.
1091
00:56:46,695 --> 00:56:51,793
I mean, don't get offended
X, but can you have sex
1092
00:56:51,868 --> 00:56:53,486
without getting paid for it?
1093
00:56:53,736 --> 00:56:55,328
What do you want from me, Andrew?
1094
00:56:55,455 --> 00:56:57,066
You can't change me.
1095
00:56:57,140 --> 00:56:58,402
I don't care you're a hooker.
1096
00:56:58,474 --> 00:56:59,463
It's not even about that.
1097
00:56:59,542 --> 00:57:00,425
What is it about?
1098
00:57:01,434 --> 00:57:02,921
It's about
1099
00:57:04,307 --> 00:57:05,790
It's about taking a chance.
1100
00:57:06,851 --> 00:57:08,716
I don't know if we'll fall in love.
1101
00:57:09,114 --> 00:57:10,553
Love isn't a transaction .
1102
00:57:10,621 --> 00:57:13,084
You don't just get what you putin .
1103
00:57:14,208 --> 00:57:16,947
You have no idea what you're talking about.
1104
00:57:18,263 --> 00:57:19,891
Let's just call it a night.
1105
00:57:25,605 --> 00:57:29,336
If you keep pushing me away sooner or later
1106
00:57:29,408 --> 00:57:30,390
I'm going to give up .
1107
00:57:31,978 --> 00:57:33,492
That's why I like hustling.
1108
00:57:33,779 --> 00:57:35,805
I can predict those relationships.
1109
00:57:35,983 --> 00:57:38,350
Clients fulfill my need for human contact
1110
00:57:38,418 --> 00:57:40,780
and every date has money back guarantee.
1111
00:57:42,114 --> 00:57:46,288
Forgive me Father I was too
proud to admit he was right.
1112
00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:53,924
Who's Gregory?
1113
00:57:56,137 --> 00:57:57,069
What?
1114
00:57:58,507 --> 00:57:59,940
You talk in your sleep .
1115
00:58:00,576 --> 00:58:01,558
Liar.
1116
00:58:02,544 --> 00:58:05,821
If you'd slept with someone
they would've told you .
1117
00:58:06,845 --> 00:58:08,770
You said,Gregory, I'm ready
1118
00:58:13,723 --> 00:58:15,122
He's one of my clients
1119
00:58:18,395 --> 00:58:19,693
That's disgusting .
1120
00:58:21,399 --> 00:58:24,027
This whole thing was a mistake.
1121
00:58:24,101 --> 00:58:25,227
You're telling me.
1122
00:58:28,239 --> 00:58:29,797
At least you're out to the family now.
1123
00:58:29,874 --> 00:58:31,342
Please tell me you put these here.
1124
00:58:34,980 --> 00:58:37,215
God, Mom must've done it.
1125
00:58:37,282 --> 00:58:39,045
That's so embarrassing .
1126
00:58:40,719 --> 00:58:41,744
Hate to disappoint her.
1127
00:58:45,892 --> 00:58:47,860
But no problem disappointing me.
1128
00:58:51,397 --> 00:58:52,643
So, let's speed this up .
1129
00:58:53,167 --> 00:58:54,789
Tell me you want me to give up .
1130
00:58:56,637 --> 00:58:57,729
Boys ?!
1131
00:58:57,805 --> 00:58:58,946
Breakfast!
1132
00:58:59,473 --> 00:59:00,854
Okay.
1133
00:59:37,548 --> 00:59:38,440
Andrew? !
1134
00:59:39,317 --> 00:59:40,284
Candace!
1135
00:59:40,151 --> 00:59:41,241
How ya been?
1136
00:59:41,352 --> 00:59:42,708
Really great!
1137
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:44,547
It's awesome to see you !
1138
00:59:44,622 --> 00:59:45,520
Where is everybody?
1139
00:59:45,590 --> 00:59:46,108
JJ ?
1140
00:59:46,158 --> 00:59:46,611
And Sheila?
1141
00:59:46,661 --> 00:59:50,053
Jill said she couldn't trust
nobody after you dogged her.
1142
00:59:51,697 --> 00:59:53,460
Who's he?
1143
00:59:53,532 --> 00:59:56,968
Oh, my, um, room partner.
1144
00:59:57,035 --> 00:59:58,434
Room partner?
1145
01:00:00,056 --> 01:00:01,497
Oh !
1146
01:00:01,574 --> 01:00:02,506
Hi .
1147
01:00:02,575 --> 01:00:03,564
Andrew!
1148
01:00:03,643 --> 01:00:06,771
Jill is gonna shit when she sees you !
1149
01:00:06,846 --> 01:00:07,946
She means that in a good way.
1150
01:00:08,925 --> 01:00:11,144
And look what ya brought with ya.
1151
01:00:11,218 --> 01:00:13,186
This is Jill's mother Mrs Stevens
1152
01:00:13,254 --> 01:00:15,518
Matthew is not gonna be happy.
1153
01:00:20,861 --> 01:00:23,248
Is Matthew? Jill's brother.
1154
01:00:24,666 --> 01:00:28,514
He got dumped last week
so he is not in a good mood
1155
01:00:29,304 --> 01:00:31,779
So, why did Jill invite me?
1156
01:00:32,008 --> 01:00:33,498
Of all people.
1157
01:00:33,576 --> 01:00:36,602
My theory she wants to rub it in your face
1158
01:00:36,679 --> 01:00:39,705
how happy she is marrying a
pro football player and all
1159
01:00:39,782 --> 01:00:41,374
Pro football player?
1160
01:00:41,451 --> 01:00:44,319
Well you ain't heard of him
cause he technically hasn't
1161
01:00:44,388 --> 01:00:46,362
played yet or anything .
1162
01:00:46,523 --> 01:00:48,159
But he's on the payroll .
1163
01:00:48,225 --> 01:00:49,817
Like an alternate or something .
1164
01:00:58,002 --> 01:00:59,858
Those are not friends of the bride.
1165
01:01:07,913 --> 01:01:08,999
What are you doing?
1166
01:01:09,448 --> 01:01:10,815
Accepting who I am .
1167
01:01:11,150 --> 01:01:12,874
It feels like you're showing off.
1168
01:01:16,623 --> 01:01:18,948
Andrew, you seen Matthew?
1169
01:01:19,092 --> 01:01:20,184
No .
1170
01:01:20,758 --> 01:01:22,194
Glad I didn't miss that.
1171
01:01:35,176 --> 01:01:37,599
I know it's corny, but isn't it romantic?
1172
01:01:40,716 --> 01:01:42,870
I don't believe you want me to give up .
1173
01:01:45,220 --> 01:01:46,187
Don't spoil it.
1174
01:01:50,260 --> 01:01:52,490
I wonder if we'll ever be able
to do this in our lifetime.
1175
01:02:07,444 --> 01:02:08,599
I'm glad you came.
1176
01:02:11,816 --> 01:02:13,287
I thought you'd be alone.
1177
01:02:14,286 --> 01:02:16,573
Well, I'm not.
1178
01:02:17,263 --> 01:02:18,813
I didn't mean it like that.
1179
01:02:18,957 --> 01:02:20,397
I'm glad you're with someone.
1180
01:02:21,126 --> 01:02:21,882
It's
just--
1181
01:02:23,696 --> 01:02:24,864
There's Matthew.
1182
01:02:25,131 --> 01:02:25,914
Oh?
1183
01:02:27,266 --> 01:02:28,290
Where?
1184
01:02:30,102 --> 01:02:31,626
Hey Drew!
1185
01:02:31,704 --> 01:02:33,055
I missed the shit out of you !
1186
01:02:38,946 --> 01:02:41,107
You're gay?
1187
01:02:41,177 --> 01:02:43,142
I thought Jill announced it in the invites .
1188
01:02:43,918 --> 01:02:45,943
Bitch, you told a lot of fuckin' people.
1189
01:02:46,020 --> 01:02:48,181
Bitch, you tried to mack on my man .
1190
01:02:48,623 --> 01:02:50,520
Well baby, you can take this one.
1191
01:02:50,592 --> 01:02:51,351
I'm through with him .
1192
01:02:55,598 --> 01:02:57,566
Jill said you were funny with the sex thing .
1193
01:03:12,282 --> 01:03:15,149
I can put some frosting
on a Dorito if you want.
1194
01:03:15,799 --> 01:03:17,683
Can you make it half a Dorito?
1195
01:03:18,723 --> 01:03:20,678
Hi. I'm Jill, the bride.
1196
01:03:20,992 --> 01:03:22,488
We haven't had a chance to meet.
1197
01:03:22,860 --> 01:03:24,054
Congratulations .
1198
01:03:24,128 --> 01:03:26,580
-I'm a Andrew's room
-partner.
1199
01:03:26,797 --> 01:03:28,766
I wonder why he didn't mention you .
1200
01:03:29,464 --> 01:03:30,096
I don't know.
1201
01:03:30,168 --> 01:03:31,495
He talks about you all the time.
1202
01:03:31,603 --> 01:03:32,507
Really?
1203
01:03:32,671 --> 01:03:33,939
What does he say?
1204
01:03:34,106 --> 01:03:37,439
Well, just that you were still are
1205
01:03:37,509 --> 01:03:38,999
the love of his life.
1206
01:03:39,673 --> 01:03:40,102
Honey.
1207
01:03:40,179 --> 01:03:41,646
I know you're just trying to be nice.
1208
01:03:41,913 --> 01:03:44,208
But I'm over Andrew. Really.
1209
01:03:45,451 --> 01:03:48,318
I think it's my brother
who needs comforting .
1210
01:03:57,731 --> 01:03:59,255
Pleasure meeting you
1211
01:04:04,172 --> 01:04:05,366
Hey, Uncle X.
1212
01:04:08,243 --> 01:04:09,587
Oh, hey Cheyenne.
1213
01:04:10,324 --> 01:04:12,369
This makes you my uncle, doesn't it?
1214
01:04:13,444 --> 01:04:14,312
I think it would be something more like
1215
01:04:14,383 --> 01:04:15,543
your
brother-in-law
1216
01:04:24,461 --> 01:04:26,224
Maybe
ex-brother-in-law.
1217
01:04:45,249 --> 01:04:46,615
Hey don't mind me.
1218
01:04:50,089 --> 01:04:51,166
I give up .
1219
01:04:52,925 --> 01:04:54,324
You win again .
1220
01:04:58,898 --> 01:05:00,426
I really wanted a different ending .
1221
01:05:02,648 --> 01:05:04,298
As long as we get an ending .
1222
01:05:14,782 --> 01:05:18,309
Forgive me Father I was insanely jealous.
1223
01:05:23,992 --> 01:05:25,225
What are you doing?
1224
01:05:26,584 --> 01:05:28,791
Shit. This isn't their rental?
1225
01:05:34,837 --> 01:05:37,431
It wasn't a practical decision
to leave Portland without him,
1226
01:05:37,507 --> 01:05:39,702
but I couldn't face five
hours in a car with him.
1227
01:05:40,176 --> 01:05:41,337
I reserved him a plane ticket
1228
01:05:41,411 --> 01:05:42,844
and left a message on his cell.
1229
01:05:42,913 --> 01:05:44,744
I'm not a total asshole.
1230
01:05:46,316 --> 01:05:47,908
I hate cars.
1231
01:05:47,985 --> 01:05:49,111
I miss my bike.
1232
01:05:58,329 --> 01:06:00,388
I couldn't think of anywhere else to go.
1233
01:06:08,107 --> 01:06:10,899
Don't any couples just fall
in love and that's that?
1234
01:06:11,510 --> 01:06:13,873
Very few, I suspect.
1235
01:06:14,346 --> 01:06:18,446
He said I could keep
hustling, but it'd hurt him .
1236
01:06:21,621 --> 01:06:23,321
What's keeping you from quitting?
1237
01:06:25,125 --> 01:06:26,423
The truth is
1238
01:06:28,596 --> 01:06:29,786
I like it.
1239
01:06:32,333 --> 01:06:33,631
And that's it?
1240
01:06:34,001 --> 01:06:35,760
I don't know.
1241
01:06:36,718 --> 01:06:37,972
I think you do.
1242
01:06:41,610 --> 01:06:43,616
When a client pays me
1243
01:06:44,955 --> 01:06:47,278
it feels like a relief.
1244
01:06:47,955 --> 01:06:50,820
Something inside me let's go .
1245
01:06:51,154 --> 01:06:53,281
Do you think you could feel the same
1246
01:06:53,356 --> 01:06:58,958
if your were paid in
feelings instead of money?
1247
01:06:59,063 --> 01:07:00,851
That's hard to imagine.
1248
01:07:01,098 --> 01:07:02,793
Maybe you should give your imagination
1249
01:07:02,867 --> 01:07:04,061
more of a chance.
1250
01:07:07,237 --> 01:07:09,267
What brought you here?
1251
01:07:32,399 --> 01:07:35,926
We're friends now, but
don't let that stop you
1252
01:07:36,003 --> 01:07:38,528
from treating me like a complete slut.
1253
01:08:36,802 --> 01:08:38,361
If you're smart, you probably guessed
1254
01:08:38,438 --> 01:08:40,338
I found Gregory dead the next morning .
1255
01:08:40,406 --> 01:08:41,771
Every story with a charming old man ends
1256
01:08:41,841 --> 01:08:43,604
in a heart-tugging funeral .
1257
01:08:47,213 --> 01:08:48,339
Well I didn't.
1258
01:08:49,015 --> 01:08:50,461
That might've been easier.
1259
01:09:09,671 --> 01:09:14,507
Forgive me Father, I consumed
more than I required .
1260
01:09:22,686 --> 01:09:23,849
Are you a friend of Gregory's?
1261
01:09:24,721 --> 01:09:26,120
A very good friend .
1262
01:09:26,189 --> 01:09:27,013
And you are?
1263
01:09:27,591 --> 01:09:28,717
Also a good friend .
1264
01:09:28,875 --> 01:09:31,420
He gets older, they get younger.
1265
01:09:33,498 --> 01:09:34,664
Renaldo?
1266
01:09:34,832 --> 01:09:37,305
Why yes, he talked about. But, you're dead .
1267
01:09:37,735 --> 01:09:40,570
I don't know what
foolishness he's been up to,
1268
01:09:40,687 --> 01:09:43,223
but I assure you, I'm quite alive.
1269
01:09:44,069 --> 01:09:45,298
You're his lover?
1270
01:09:45,577 --> 01:09:47,169
Gregory's not gay.
1271
01:09:47,246 --> 01:09:49,168
At least he won't admit to it.
1272
01:09:49,281 --> 01:09:51,806
I don't know why he bothers
keeping up the charade
1273
01:09:51,884 --> 01:09:53,647
after so many years .
1274
01:09:54,231 --> 01:09:55,245
How do you know him?
1275
01:09:56,137 --> 01:09:57,185
He pays me!
1276
01:10:00,093 --> 01:10:01,856
Gregory was one of my first friends,
1277
01:10:01,928 --> 01:10:04,590
a role-model for how I
saw myself as an old queer.
1278
01:10:04,664 --> 01:10:07,532
That withered old shit spent
months fucking with my head
1279
01:10:07,601 --> 01:10:10,331
like a horny Hannibal
Lecter with his sepia stories
1280
01:10:10,404 --> 01:10:12,530
of prehistoric teen porn.
1281
01:10:12,807 --> 01:10:15,503
And I fell for every word,
sprung from a self-serving,
1282
01:10:15,576 --> 01:10:18,137
self-loathing lie to keep him in his closet.
1283
01:10:20,315 --> 01:10:21,805
I fucked him because I wanted him
1284
01:10:21,883 --> 01:10:23,674
and I had shit to show for it.
1285
01:10:23,919 --> 01:10:26,547
This is exactly what I
hate about the gay scene.
1286
01:10:27,024 --> 01:10:27,918
Sex for nothing.
1287
01:10:28,356 --> 01:10:30,137
He sounds like a psychopath .
1288
01:10:30,878 --> 01:10:32,960
A goddamned charming psychopath .
1289
01:11:12,238 --> 01:11:15,333
Wait, I'm not quite as
pathetic as I should be.
1290
01:11:18,278 --> 01:11:19,212
There.
1291
01:11:19,412 --> 01:11:20,936
Much more Charlie Brown.
1292
01:11:31,726 --> 01:11:33,387
This is what I deserve for thinking maybe
1293
01:11:33,461 --> 01:11:36,363
gay men are capable of loving
something other than themselves.
1294
01:11:37,533 --> 01:11:39,074
I'm not even sure I love myself.
1295
01:11:39,768 --> 01:11:42,066
I'd dump me the second
something better came along.
1296
01:11:47,510 --> 01:11:48,931
The lesbians have it easy.
1297
01:11:49,112 --> 01:11:50,773
Sure they have all that dyke drama,
1298
01:11:50,847 --> 01:11:52,974
but it's only because they
give a shit about each other.
1299
01:11:54,918 --> 01:11:55,748
Fuck this.
1300
01:12:13,601 --> 01:12:14,730
You must be Joey.
1301
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:18,232
There's this old guy here
who wants to see you .
1302
01:12:19,312 --> 01:12:20,264
What?
1303
01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:22,672
Yeah, and he wants tea.
1304
01:12:27,687 --> 01:12:28,847
Andrew.
1305
01:12:28,921 --> 01:12:29,853
You don't know me.
1306
01:12:30,490 --> 01:12:31,612
Correct.
1307
01:12:31,925 --> 01:12:33,386
I'm a friend of X's .
1308
01:12:33,794 --> 01:12:34,886
Gregory Talbot.
1309
01:12:37,097 --> 01:12:39,292
The Gregory he, uh, works with?
1310
01:12:39,366 --> 01:12:40,073
I need .
1311
01:12:40,968 --> 01:12:42,290
He spoke of me?
1312
01:12:44,272 --> 01:12:45,245
Technically.
1313
01:12:48,977 --> 01:12:50,322
Why don't you put on some tea.
1314
01:12:50,578 --> 01:12:52,591
Please, who has tea?
1315
01:12:54,583 --> 01:12:57,177
Just warm up some water and I'll be fine.
1316
01:13:02,625 --> 01:13:07,393
I haven't been out of my
rooms since Diana's memorial,
1317
01:13:07,464 --> 01:13:08,919
but I thought this was worth it.
1318
01:13:09,532 --> 01:13:11,376
Might I have a few moments of your time?
1319
01:13:11,735 --> 01:13:13,628
I assume it's about X?
1320
01:13:14,379 --> 01:13:15,999
He's very upset.
1321
01:13:17,308 --> 01:13:19,131
And he sent you here of all people?
1322
01:13:19,310 --> 01:13:21,073
I assure you, he'd disembowel me
1323
01:13:21,145 --> 01:13:23,190
if he were aware of my presence.
1324
01:13:26,018 --> 01:13:27,533
I'm listening .
1325
01:13:27,953 --> 01:13:31,150
I told him the story of
two young men who declared
1326
01:13:31,223 --> 01:13:32,970
their love for each other.
1327
01:13:33,392 --> 01:13:36,453
They lived a long and happy life together.
1328
01:13:38,364 --> 01:13:39,793
How sweet.
1329
01:13:39,899 --> 01:13:43,300
One order of freshly microwaved tap water.
1330
01:13:43,369 --> 01:13:44,927
Smells delicious .
1331
01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:46,096
What a lovely shirt.
1332
01:13:46,172 --> 01:13:47,185
So energetic.
1333
01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:48,437
Thanks !
1334
01:13:48,542 --> 01:13:49,907
It was half off.
1335
01:13:49,977 --> 01:13:51,376
A shrewd purchase.
1336
01:13:56,817 --> 01:14:01,016
So do I get to listen or
do I have to come up with
1337
01:14:01,089 --> 01:14:03,197
some excuse to give you guys privacy?
1338
01:14:03,325 --> 01:14:05,536
''I've got a hot date''has
always worked for me.
1339
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:06,421
Fine.
1340
01:14:06,795 --> 01:14:08,366
It was a pleasure warming your water.
1341
01:14:11,801 --> 01:14:13,471
So what happens with your love story?
1342
01:14:14,136 --> 01:14:17,469
In reality, they never declared their love
1343
01:14:20,911 --> 01:14:22,435
One of them was too afraid .
1344
01:14:25,115 --> 01:14:28,812
He would always pull away at the last moment.
1345
01:14:31,021 --> 01:14:33,513
He had a lot of free
time and spent most of it
1346
01:14:33,591 --> 01:14:39,587
replaying how his life would
have been had he seized a moment,
1347
01:14:40,705 --> 01:14:42,542
any one of a thousand,
1348
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,795
to take his friend's hand .
1349
01:14:48,374 --> 01:14:50,150
Sounds like they were both afraid .
1350
01:14:50,909 --> 01:14:54,004
They went fifty years, a lifetime.
1351
01:14:58,928 --> 01:15:00,644
And being afraid became habit.
1352
01:15:02,455 --> 01:15:03,853
Did he ever figure out what he was afraid of?
1353
01:15:04,357 --> 01:15:05,663
Oh, he knew all along .
1354
01:15:06,293 --> 01:15:07,495
What was that?
1355
01:15:07,628 --> 01:15:09,152
That he might have to change.
1356
01:15:11,665 --> 01:15:14,725
He was afraid of losing the life he might not
1357
01:15:14,802 --> 01:15:18,525
be afforded if it were known
he was a man who loved men .
1358
01:15:19,007 --> 01:15:20,736
His travels, studies .
1359
01:15:20,939 --> 01:15:22,459
His trust fund .
1360
01:15:23,211 --> 01:15:24,728
At least he lived as he pleased .
1361
01:15:25,046 --> 01:15:26,525
No . He changed anyway.
1362
01:15:28,518 --> 01:15:29,815
He's a recluse now.
1363
01:15:29,886 --> 01:15:35,153
He's lost it all and people
talk about him none the less .
1364
01:15:38,128 --> 01:15:39,595
That's a fucked up story.
1365
01:15:39,997 --> 01:15:41,192
How is that supposed to help me?
1366
01:15:41,365 --> 01:15:43,455
I wasn't aware you were in need of help .
1367
01:15:43,801 --> 01:15:45,792
Well how is that supposed to help X?
1368
01:15:45,869 --> 01:15:47,063
I'm moving out anyway.
1369
01:15:47,337 --> 01:15:49,670
Perhaps it was naive to
think I could help someone
1370
01:15:49,741 --> 01:15:51,766
who sincerely cared for me.
1371
01:15:53,945 --> 01:15:55,276
You paid him .
1372
01:15:55,346 --> 01:15:57,204
I paid him for his time.
1373
01:15:57,885 --> 01:16:00,063
The sincerity was his gift.
1374
01:16:02,054 --> 01:16:05,615
So why don't you just tell
that guy that you love him now?
1375
01:16:06,826 --> 01:16:08,083
Sounds easy, doesn't it.
1376
01:16:15,202 --> 01:16:16,134
Yeah .
1377
01:16:28,182 --> 01:16:29,528
You're a pretty decent guy.
1378
01:16:29,984 --> 01:16:33,040
For a closeted queer
who would hire a hustler.
1379
01:16:36,425 --> 01:16:37,683
For anybody.
1380
01:17:07,492 --> 01:17:08,823
Hey, don't I know you?
1381
01:17:08,894 --> 01:17:09,838
From school?
1382
01:17:13,073 --> 01:17:14,555
Oh my God
1383
01:17:15,570 --> 01:17:16,670
Blondie!
1384
01:17:17,637 --> 01:17:18,501
Huh?
1385
01:17:21,418 --> 01:17:23,297
You wore a Blondie T-shirt.
1386
01:17:34,788 --> 01:17:35,686
It's okay.
1387
01:17:38,792 --> 01:17:39,817
I'm sorry.
1388
01:17:40,328 --> 01:17:41,454
I'm a freak.
1389
01:17:42,397 --> 01:17:43,421
A cute freak.
1390
01:17:47,602 --> 01:17:48,534
Thanks .
1391
01:17:50,071 --> 01:17:51,164
Boyfriend trouble?
1392
01:17:53,676 --> 01:17:55,041
Something like that.
1393
01:17:57,513 --> 01:17:58,741
If it makes you feel any better, I just
1394
01:17:58,814 --> 01:18:01,909
broke up with this guy. I really liked him .
1395
01:18:03,787 --> 01:18:05,049
What happened?
1396
01:18:05,121 --> 01:18:08,352
I knew he wanted to break up
but he didn't have the balls to .
1397
01:18:08,425 --> 01:18:13,163
So he treated me like shit, slept around .
1398
01:18:14,966 --> 01:18:17,896
Ignored me until I was forced to dump him
1399
01:18:17,969 --> 01:18:18,915
at his own work.
1400
01:18:22,106 --> 01:18:24,234
This whole thing is going to turn me straight
1401
01:18:24,309 --> 01:18:26,140
Two wrongs don't make a right.
1402
01:18:30,048 --> 01:18:33,484
I publicly dump this guy that
doesn't even like me in B & O.
1403
01:18:34,679 --> 01:18:36,151
I'm heart-broken and the asshole.
1404
01:18:37,134 --> 01:18:38,262
Scooter?
1405
01:18:38,558 --> 01:18:39,709
You know him?
1406
01:18:40,524 --> 01:18:43,774
No, but I think I have a story
that'll make you feel better.
1407
01:18:44,297 --> 01:18:45,286
Okay.
1408
01:18:46,667 --> 01:18:48,794
I know it's sentimental fluff but it really
1409
01:18:48,869 --> 01:18:50,361
happened that way.
1410
01:18:50,537 --> 01:18:53,303
And it's too important
to alter or make edgier.
1411
01:18:53,607 --> 01:18:55,973
Hearing that Joey had passed his behavior on
1412
01:18:56,043 --> 01:18:58,512
to Scooter like avenereal
disease made me wonder what
1413
01:18:58,580 --> 01:19:01,674
had I just given to Andrew
and where would that end?
1414
01:19:02,384 --> 01:19:04,975
So I guess the old guy
couldn't change your mind .
1415
01:19:07,190 --> 01:19:09,087
It's not my mind that needs to be changed .
1416
01:19:09,159 --> 01:19:11,124
So what if you guys aren't boyfriends,
1417
01:19:11,394 --> 01:19:12,954
it doesn't mean you have to move out.
1418
01:19:12,995 --> 01:19:14,162
You don't understand .
1419
01:19:14,230 --> 01:19:15,299
I totally understand .
1420
01:19:15,965 --> 01:19:16,897
If it's worth anything,
1421
01:19:16,966 --> 01:19:18,334
I didn't go out while you were gone.
1422
01:19:18,734 --> 01:19:20,794
Now what am I supposed to do? Huh?
1423
01:19:22,139 --> 01:19:24,018
Some role model .
1424
01:19:24,141 --> 01:19:25,733
You don't need a role model .
1425
01:19:27,044 --> 01:19:28,841
You need a good friend .
1426
01:19:29,798 --> 01:19:30,744
You have X.
1427
01:19:33,918 --> 01:19:35,647
X sucks without you .
1428
01:19:39,123 --> 01:19:41,058
Joey had passed over Scooter.
1429
01:19:41,126 --> 01:19:42,963
Scooter had passed over Blondie.
1430
01:19:43,262 --> 01:19:45,176
A triangle of back-up plans.
1431
01:19:45,464 --> 01:19:47,623
All three were nice, deserving guys.
1432
01:19:47,733 --> 01:19:49,342
What the fuck were they waiting for?
1433
01:19:50,002 --> 01:19:51,477
What am I waiting for?
1434
01:19:53,106 --> 01:19:56,872
Wait, I need to plan this out.
1435
01:20:05,286 --> 01:20:06,514
What are you doing down here?
1436
01:20:06,954 --> 01:20:09,013
In that single moment,
my defenses told me to say
1437
01:20:09,350 --> 01:20:10,909
''None of your business. ''
1438
01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:12,148
End this once and for all.
1439
01:20:12,226 --> 01:20:13,989
Retreat and lick my wounds in private.
1440
01:20:14,061 --> 01:20:15,086
Let him move out.
1441
01:20:15,163 --> 01:20:16,310
Screw these questions.
1442
01:20:16,465 --> 01:20:18,660
Maybe date Joey, my back-up plan.
1443
01:20:18,734 --> 01:20:20,326
But I took a chance and said
1444
01:20:20,402 --> 01:20:21,494
Waiting for you .
1445
01:20:23,672 --> 01:20:24,832
That's when he took me.
1446
01:20:28,077 --> 01:20:29,066
Almost.
1447
01:20:31,681 --> 01:20:36,540
I've been thinking about it
and I want to be with you .
1448
01:20:37,588 --> 01:20:41,581
But I want to pay you .
1449
01:20:41,658 --> 01:20:43,907
You can't afford me.
1450
01:20:44,795 --> 01:20:48,698
Which is why I demand a
reduced rate, seeing how
1451
01:20:48,767 --> 01:20:52,669
I'd be your lover with extra
responsibilities and all
1452
01:20:57,976 --> 01:20:59,808
At that instant I decided it didn't matter
1453
01:20:59,879 --> 01:21:01,525
what we did outside this moment.
1454
01:21:01,714 --> 01:21:02,976
As long as we could have moments like this,
1455
01:21:03,048 --> 01:21:04,425
it was worth hanging on.
1456
01:21:04,550 --> 01:21:06,518
My hustling, his open door policy.
1457
01:21:06,585 --> 01:21:08,018
They meant nothing in this moment
1458
01:21:14,728 --> 01:21:17,026
If this felt so right we should go for it
1459
01:21:17,097 --> 01:21:18,827
and see where the pieces fell
1460
01:21:19,533 --> 01:21:21,721
What happens when you meet Mr.Right too soon?
1461
01:21:22,436 --> 01:21:23,988
You grab him .
1462
01:21:24,172 --> 01:21:26,106
There's no such thing as too soon
1463
01:21:31,947 --> 01:21:33,104
Note the new furniture.
1464
01:21:33,315 --> 01:21:34,961
That means this is some time later.
1465
01:21:35,350 --> 01:21:37,648
Andrew still makes my knees
knock and my heart thud,
1466
01:21:37,719 --> 01:21:40,077
even when he brings up the
old arguments about hustling
1467
01:21:40,589 --> 01:21:42,123
Eventually I'll stop.
1468
01:21:42,391 --> 01:21:43,882
I've got a sizeable nest egg, and the stocks
1469
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:46,200
I told Andrew's dad about were no bullshit.
1470
01:21:46,329 --> 01:21:49,119
Andrew isn't playing around
so much anymore either.
1471
01:21:49,265 --> 01:21:52,359
Funny, at this point I don't really care.
1472
01:21:52,435 --> 01:21:54,031
I know where his heart lies.
1473
01:21:54,505 --> 01:21:57,099
Gregory is now my friend
and no longer a disciple.
1474
01:21:57,174 --> 01:21:59,005
He's discovered chat rooms.
1475
01:21:59,439 --> 01:22:01,476
He still hasn't confessed
his love to Renaldo,
1476
01:22:01,787 --> 01:22:03,911
but Joey's hatched a scheme to hook'em up
1477
01:22:04,121 --> 01:22:06,555
introducing Renaldo to the internet as well.
1478
01:22:08,720 --> 01:22:11,086
I finally lured Joey in to attending U-Dub.
1479
01:22:11,156 --> 01:22:13,021
I took him to one of their
queer functions and when
1480
01:22:13,091 --> 01:22:15,795
he saw the influx of freshmeat he was hooked.
1481
01:22:20,299 --> 01:22:22,529
I found a new turn on too.
1482
01:22:22,602 --> 01:22:24,229
Writing these confessions.
1483
01:22:24,303 --> 01:22:27,102
Selling them to magazines for folks like you.
1484
01:22:27,174 --> 01:22:29,680
Once a whore, always a whore.
1485
01:22:30,691 --> 01:22:34,411
Alex, is X here?
1486
01:22:37,351 --> 01:22:39,320
You request the services of X?
1487
01:22:51,634 --> 01:22:52,896
Call me X
1488
01:22:59,408 --> 01:23:00,842
Pleasure doing business with you .
1489
01:23:05,583 --> 01:23:06,641
Oh, fuck off.
1490
01:23:06,884 --> 01:23:07,910
It turns me on.
1491
01:23:07,919 --> 01:23:10,416
If you were ever in love, you and yours
1492
01:23:10,487 --> 01:23:12,847
handsome corny romantic thing too.
1493
01:23:20,064 --> 01:23:21,551
So, that's my confession.
1494
01:23:21,899 --> 01:23:25,358
Forgive me Father I'm
guilty of the deadliest sin.
1495
01:23:25,437 --> 01:23:27,083
I'm human.
1496
01:23:27,506 --> 01:23:30,100
How many Hail Marys is that?
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