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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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I'm sorry I couldn't
help you guys.
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Stay back, stay back!
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Stay back!
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Mmm.
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Here we go.
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Yow!
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Hello?
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Hello.
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Hello?
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I know, mom.
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Get clean and stay clean.
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Yeah, you do kind of
sound like that, mom.
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Hello!
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Hi.
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I'm Bert, your glorious
rehabilitation host.
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Randy.
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Indeed, now there are no
outside communication devices
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of any kind permitted on site.
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So, say cheers to momsie.
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No, thank you!
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But I, I...
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Thank you very much.
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Yeah, you took my
ear with that, man.
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Oh, um.
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What the fuck!
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Well, laughter is the
best medicine, isn't it?
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Now, there are 10
structures on the farm.
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Two guest cabins, two houses
with shared kitchen and dorm,
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four greenhouses, a barn,
and an equipment shed.
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And the porta potty, no
one is to go in there.
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The equipment shed, that is.
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And also, sorry, and no weapons
at all permitted on site.
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Does that mean you're
gonna take my guns?
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Well yes, any weapons
of any kind must,
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must go in the box.
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Uh, where can I put my stuff?
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Stuff?
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Mmm.
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This way.
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Welcome to zero obtainable
matrimony by intoxication era,
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AKA Camp Life.
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You're staying in
this cabin with,
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ooh, Mr. Ethan.
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Good luck.
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But.
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So you finally admit
that you are a fuck up.
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Uh, it's okay, it's all right.
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Um...
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Get you down here.
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Hey.
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Stick out your tongue, say ahh.
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Ahh.
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What is that?
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Eucalyptus.
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Whoa, that's amazing.
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Yeah, you like that?
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That's awesome.
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Man, I thought you
were having category five
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withdraw or something.
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I'm trying to.
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How could she do that?
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This one time, me and a
bunch of guys just dropped
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a bunch of acid, we were
gonna go to this party and...
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It's feeding time.
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Toto, you're not
in Kansas anymore.
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All right.
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Where are my keys?
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Son of a.
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Whoo.
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What the hell?
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you dressed for dinner?
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Good job, Toto!
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and I
brought her back from the party
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and , that's
the whole thing.
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Anyway.
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Ethan!
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Yeah, you were like.
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Adulterer!
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You know it happened
nine times, Ethan!
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Forgive and forget!
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Uh, name's Randy, man.
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Randy.
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I like Brandy.
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Yeah, um, no, it's Randy.
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Mmm, nah, I think
I like Brandy better.
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So, what are you in for, Randy?
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Me, uh, I'm on probation.
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It was a court
order to come handle
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my hallucinogenic addictions.
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What's your story?
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Well, my homicidal ex, Liz,
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she gave me her
addictive personality and
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all that shit that comes
with, too much to drink,
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too many unknown pills to pop.
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I managed to get rid of
her, dump her and run.
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Came all the way out to
the middle of nowhere
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to this rehab to get sober,
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and to hide out until
she gave out and
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found somebody else to destroy.
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Guess what?
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She followed me out here.
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Running didn't work!
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Running from my
problems didn't work.
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Hmm, all right.
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First I got rid of my problem,
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then I left my problem.
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Why didn't it work?
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Uh, okay, so you have an
addiction problem, right?
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Yeah.
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You brought that
problem with you.
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So, maybe this is the place
to get the both of you clean,
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happy, and married.
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No, no!
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No!
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What's honestly wrong
with a girl who's gonna
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chase you all the way to
the edges of the earth?
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Fresh coat of paint, man,
she'll be good as new.
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She's a psychopath.
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I need to get out from
underneath her claws!
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And drugs, bad.
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Yeah, drugs are bad.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Bad!
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What, weed doesn't count.
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Yes, it does.
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Really?
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Rehab, no drugs!
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No Liz.
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Yeah.
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I don't know how, but
I'm gonna get this bitch
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kicked out of rehab.
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I'm proud you finally
admit you have addiction.
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How can there be a 12 step
program with only 11 steps?
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Where is step one?
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Someone has stolen step one.
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All right, no bother.
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Hello!
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Ah, right.
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Step A, time to get
to know each other.
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Ah yes, of course, you
in the, in the breasts.
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Okay, so my name is
Elizabeth Blueberry and
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this is my boyfriend, Ethan.
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I am not her boyfriend!
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Funny story about how we met.
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So, I was waitressing at
the Club B down on Union
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and in walks the cutest
little unsober man
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in a sequins dress.
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He had the brightest
blonde wig on with
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a little star hair clip in
and he zigzags over to me
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and orders a strawberry daiquiri
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with a side of blueberry.
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Well, from that
moment, I was hooked.
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I mean, I couldn't just leave
this little transvestite.
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I lost a bet, I didn't
have a sex change.
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Oh my god, there
was this other time
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when we were together...
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Hi!
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My name is Ethan.
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And I like southern
blues and stickers,
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and masonry, and
chicken, sweet and sour.
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Right.
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And what about
you, mister, uh...
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Mister...
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Step B.
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Right.
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Seriously, more
gray hairs, Ethan.
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Hey, let's get out of here.
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No!
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Did everyone see that?
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Did everyone see that?
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She'll destroy us all.
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I see.
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Nothing.
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Butter tart?
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Step B, knowledge!
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Know...
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Uh, found step one.
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You want it.
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Ah, yeah.
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You want it?
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Yeah, give it to me.
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My god, it's so good.
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I know, right, I told you
these new cheese dogs would be.
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Minty!
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Step B.
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Step B, step B.
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Knowledge, knowledge.
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Acknowledge that your addictions
are not in moderation,
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but are causing
problems in your lives.
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Or solutions.
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Now, I want you all to
realize that your addiction
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is much closer to animal
instinct than conscious choice.
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And therefore...
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Stomach virus.
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Okay, we're gonna
practice these everyday.
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I want all of you
to say after me,
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I have an addiction that
an animal inside of me
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is trying to control, okay?
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After me, I have an
animal inside of me,
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I have an addic...
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After me, I have an addiction
that an animal inside
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of me is trying to control.
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I have an addiction that
an animal inside of me
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is trying to control.
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The animal will
not control me.
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I will control the animal.
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The animal will
not control me.
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I will control the animal.
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Where is everyone?
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Do we have any drugs left?
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No, Garrett, my butt
hole only holds so much.
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Hey, you think we
should tell the others
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where we hid step one?
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Hey.
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Oh baby, oh baby.
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Mind if I do.
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Garrett, what gives?
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What the fuck?
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Right, step D,
turner of the grounds.
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What does this have to
be with rehabilitation?
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Now this, this is progress.
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Just need to work on
those violent outbursts.
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This is us controlling
the animal inside.
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I think he's
tweaking on drugs.
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Nonsense.
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Oh, more pupils, excellent.
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This is Liz, Randy, and Liz.
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One for three.
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Rosy.
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Zoey.
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Come along,
children, come along.
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Yes, Zoey, soon you
can have my tasty candy.
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So, are you new here?
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Yes, I'm an Algerian princess.
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But all my money is
locked in my account.
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The bank said I need
$100 fee in order
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to transfer all of my
funds into this country.
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Those bastards.
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I know.
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I mean, if that's.
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It's all I have but you
could borrow it if that's,
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princess, if you need to...
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How can I ever repay you?
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Well, with money,
it's not a big deal.
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Damsel in distress,
if I can be there.
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Such a waste of time.
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Help you out,
that's fine, I mean.
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Come with me.
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Okay, yeah, all right.
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Fuck this shit.
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Ah, do me a favor, put these
upstairs on the table, okay?
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This is such a waste of time.
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Don't you have a better file?
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I know, I'm never
gonna get anywhere
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with this piece of shit file.
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Good thing a girl's got
a lot of hiding places.
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Hey, hey, she's
leaving, leaving!
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She's quitting, she's quitting.
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She has to leave the
farm, right, Bert?
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Well, maybe she's just
going to take a shit.
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A woman's body is
her own business.
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Things that try to
control us are evil!
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She will suck
out your soul and
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fill you with all sorts
of drug paraphernalia
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because she can't be
alone with her own morbid
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fascinations and hallucinations!
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Maybe you shouldn't try
and date people like that.
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Well, unless you wanna
bring them with you.
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Right, Ethan?
271
00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:03,248
You're doing great,
Bert, thumbs up.
272
00:28:05,483 --> 00:28:08,220
Hey, Teddy
Dexter, my main man!
273
00:28:09,654 --> 00:28:13,658
It's Ted, Bert, I have
you told countless times!
274
00:28:19,263 --> 00:28:21,331
Insurance purposes.
275
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,165
For insurance
purposes, yeah, yeah.
276
00:28:23,167 --> 00:28:24,901
Now, over here, we have
lots more buildings,
277
00:28:24,903 --> 00:28:26,572
which many of you...
278
00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:41,853
Nah, they won't be
any problem at all.
279
00:29:33,872 --> 00:29:34,706
Ride me.
280
00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:40,276
Ride me, cowboy!
281
00:29:40,278 --> 00:29:41,279
Yeehaw, woo!
282
00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:44,814
Yeehaw!
283
00:29:44,816 --> 00:29:45,651
Oh, oh.
284
00:29:57,395 --> 00:30:00,529
Thanks, really enjoyed it.
285
00:30:00,531 --> 00:30:01,633
It was great.
286
00:30:18,182 --> 00:30:19,684
That is so true!
287
00:30:22,287 --> 00:30:24,456
Run, run from your demons!
288
00:30:27,692 --> 00:30:29,758
Right on, brother!
289
00:30:33,932 --> 00:30:34,766
Demons.
290
00:30:36,434 --> 00:30:38,101
No, no, no.
291
00:30:38,103 --> 00:30:40,971
No, no, no, I've
got my own demons.
292
00:31:20,578 --> 00:31:23,581
What the hell's
all the screaming?
293
00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:46,505
We got one!
294
00:32:08,559 --> 00:32:11,061
You owe me another five grand.
295
00:32:12,696 --> 00:32:13,531
Fuck!
296
00:32:33,384 --> 00:32:35,351
I love this music.
297
00:32:55,105 --> 00:32:56,573
What the fuck.
298
00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:32,408
Oh, why are there never
any lids in these things?
299
00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:41,046
Oh, my phone.
300
00:34:42,313 --> 00:34:45,716
I so would've status
updated that, click.
301
00:35:30,195 --> 00:35:31,196
Hey, sexy.
302
00:35:32,429 --> 00:35:33,263
Shit.
303
00:35:38,836 --> 00:35:39,670
See ya.
304
00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:02,027
I'll wait it out for a bit.
305
00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:15,438
Why do you hate me?
306
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:16,941
Are you serious?
307
00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:21,943
We love each other.
308
00:36:21,945 --> 00:36:24,713
No, pill head, that's
the drugs talking.
309
00:36:24,715 --> 00:36:26,816
You don't know what love is.
310
00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:28,483
I met your mom.
311
00:36:28,485 --> 00:36:30,552
And all the time
we spent together.
312
00:36:30,554 --> 00:36:31,820
Time?
313
00:36:31,822 --> 00:36:34,322
You don't get somebody's
love by giving
314
00:36:34,324 --> 00:36:37,159
them something they don't need,
getting them addicted to it,
315
00:36:37,161 --> 00:36:39,394
and then control them with it.
316
00:36:39,396 --> 00:36:43,168
That's not love, that's
all kinds of twisted.
317
00:36:44,034 --> 00:36:45,202
You're cute.
318
00:36:46,637 --> 00:36:50,472
And then you take naked
pictures of me
319
00:36:50,474 --> 00:36:53,108
and post them to an all gay
men's fashion show contest.
320
00:36:53,110 --> 00:36:54,811
And we won!
321
00:36:54,813 --> 00:36:56,778
You really needed the money too.
322
00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:58,280
So you could buy
more cocaine to make me
323
00:36:58,282 --> 00:37:01,150
look like an even
bigger fucktard.
324
00:37:01,152 --> 00:37:03,219
And have you looked
outside lately?
325
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:07,123
There's zombies, like
fucking for real zombies!
326
00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:09,659
You should concentrate on that.
327
00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:10,762
Okay, baby.
328
00:37:32,516 --> 00:37:34,918
I think the coast is clear.
329
00:38:10,088 --> 00:38:10,922
Sorry.
330
00:38:17,661 --> 00:38:18,663
No means no!
331
00:38:20,030 --> 00:38:21,032
For men too!
332
00:38:25,536 --> 00:38:26,370
Randy!
333
00:38:30,007 --> 00:38:30,841
Ethan!
334
00:38:35,112 --> 00:38:36,446
Where are you?
335
00:38:38,081 --> 00:38:40,250
I'm stuck in the toilet!
336
00:38:42,786 --> 00:38:43,620
Um...
337
00:38:45,923 --> 00:38:46,757
Zombies!
338
00:38:48,259 --> 00:38:49,594
There's zombies!
339
00:38:51,528 --> 00:38:52,864
I know, right!
340
00:38:54,032 --> 00:38:56,768
And they, they
have me trapped!
341
00:39:00,137 --> 00:39:02,237
We need something.
342
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:04,341
Weapons, we need weapons.
343
00:39:28,498 --> 00:39:29,333
Whoa.
344
00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:34,639
I knew it, insane psychopath.
345
00:39:36,574 --> 00:39:38,309
You're so adorable.
346
00:39:41,346 --> 00:39:43,278
What, I found it.
347
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,282
I noticed.
348
00:39:51,588 --> 00:39:53,257
Let's go save Randy.
349
00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:58,260
Why do I have such fear and
hesitation about this mission?
350
00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:05,036
All right, come on.
351
00:40:14,278 --> 00:40:16,114
We are not together.
352
00:40:16,981 --> 00:40:18,583
What is with you?
353
00:40:26,990 --> 00:40:29,893
We'll use the
tractor as a decoy.
354
00:40:31,561 --> 00:40:34,930
It's all right,
Randy, we got ya.
355
00:41:11,369 --> 00:41:13,604
Oh, I think I can escape.
356
00:41:37,695 --> 00:41:38,528
Crap.
357
00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:54,979
Worst possible outcome ever.
358
00:42:01,753 --> 00:42:03,153
Oh, no, no, no.
359
00:42:30,581 --> 00:42:31,416
Help!
360
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:33,550
Help!
361
00:43:13,123 --> 00:43:15,023
I guess he's done
in the washroom.
362
00:43:15,025 --> 00:43:15,859
Randy.
363
00:43:20,097 --> 01:26:41,901
Randy!
364
00:43:31,876 --> 00:43:32,710
You!
365
00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:36,579
We gotta get to the house!
366
00:43:44,856 --> 00:43:46,188
Hello?
367
00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:47,523
Hi.
368
00:43:47,525 --> 00:43:51,193
All right, nice bloody
hatchet you got there.
369
00:43:51,195 --> 00:43:53,862
Okay, Liz, we need to get
you some better protection.
370
00:43:53,864 --> 00:43:55,798
Did anybody else just hear...
371
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,603
Holy shit, stab,
try some perfume.
372
00:45:17,949 --> 00:45:19,217
This will do.
373
00:45:20,617 --> 00:45:22,684
Hey, we need to find a
landline to call for help.
374
00:45:22,686 --> 00:45:24,355
What's a landline?
375
00:45:25,755 --> 00:45:26,755
Like that?
376
00:45:26,757 --> 00:45:27,592
Yes!
377
00:45:29,460 --> 00:45:32,528
Squeeze those
thighs around me tighter.
378
00:45:32,530 --> 00:45:34,429
Baby, you like that.
379
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,034
Did you get a dial tone?
380
00:45:39,036 --> 00:45:40,836
Mmm, baby, yeah!
381
00:45:40,838 --> 00:45:43,072
You said you
wouldn't love another!
382
00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:44,740
Who's that?
383
00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:46,108
Is this some kind of joke?
384
00:45:46,110 --> 00:45:48,110
No baby, I don't
know who that is.
385
00:45:53,317 --> 00:45:54,485
Who is this?
386
00:45:56,286 --> 00:46:00,222
I like this, the
man voice needs to go away.
387
00:46:00,224 --> 00:46:01,389
Is this the police?
388
00:46:01,391 --> 00:46:02,925
We're having a zombie
apocalypse here.
389
00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:04,659
Okay, it might be
an isolated incident,
390
00:46:04,661 --> 00:46:06,295
it might not be a
worldwide epidemic.
391
00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:09,030
Somebody told me I
sounded like Sting.
392
00:46:09,032 --> 00:46:10,699
I'd have a lot more money.
393
00:46:10,701 --> 00:46:14,168
Whoever this is, I'm on
a business call, hang up.
394
00:46:14,170 --> 00:46:15,371
Rosy!
395
00:46:15,373 --> 00:46:17,639
Liz, just give
me like 10 minutes.
396
00:46:17,641 --> 00:46:19,575
No, five minutes.
397
00:46:19,577 --> 00:46:23,112
It's an emergency, we
have to call the police!
398
00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:24,979
Rosy, are you in the main house?
399
00:46:24,981 --> 00:46:26,481
I'm in the basement.
400
00:46:26,483 --> 00:46:27,782
Did you close the door?
401
00:46:27,784 --> 00:46:29,717
Did I close the door?
402
00:46:37,394 --> 00:46:38,228
Rosy!
403
00:46:41,065 --> 00:46:41,898
Hey!
404
00:46:50,041 --> 00:46:52,276
I'm really not into this shit.
405
00:46:53,411 --> 00:46:54,244
Damn.
406
00:46:58,282 --> 00:46:59,280
Rosy!
407
00:46:59,282 --> 00:47:00,083
Shit.
408
00:47:24,507 --> 00:47:25,673
What the fuck.
409
00:47:25,675 --> 00:47:26,641
Shit!
410
00:47:26,643 --> 00:47:27,909
We have to do something!
411
00:47:32,215 --> 00:47:33,384
Get her out!
412
00:47:34,251 --> 00:47:35,284
Come on!
413
00:48:26,369 --> 00:48:27,938
That was too close.
414
00:48:55,166 --> 00:48:56,100
Whatever.
415
00:49:07,610 --> 00:49:11,181
Well, dibs on whatever
the fuck this all is
416
00:49:13,150 --> 00:49:15,820
because this is gonna be for me.
417
00:49:18,856 --> 00:49:20,691
We are not together.
418
00:49:22,059 --> 00:49:22,893
No?
419
00:49:24,494 --> 00:49:27,362
You hit me in the
face with a shovel.
420
00:49:27,364 --> 00:49:28,664
Well, you had a fly, sweetie.
421
00:49:28,666 --> 00:49:30,566
Blow it away.
422
00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:31,967
Well...
423
00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:32,967
Have you ever been
woken up by having
424
00:49:32,969 --> 00:49:34,704
your face smashed in?
425
00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:38,075
I broke up with you.
426
00:49:39,777 --> 00:49:41,876
You were just kidding.
427
00:49:41,878 --> 00:49:46,715
No, I even said,
seriously, this isn't a joke,
428
00:49:46,717 --> 00:49:48,717
and then I left.
429
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:50,151
And then you came back.
430
00:49:50,153 --> 00:49:51,720
To get my shit.
431
00:49:51,722 --> 00:49:54,021
I said, even then,
the only reason I'm here
432
00:49:54,023 --> 00:49:56,057
is to get my shit.
433
00:49:56,059 --> 00:49:59,026
I reminded you four times
we were not back together.
434
00:49:59,028 --> 00:50:01,762
Well, I just thought you
were sleepwalking again.
435
00:50:01,764 --> 00:50:04,867
No, I said I hadn't done
that since I was a kid.
436
00:50:04,869 --> 00:50:07,536
Just because it's dark
doesn't mean I'm asleep.
437
00:50:07,538 --> 00:50:09,537
It was 4:00 in the morning.
438
00:50:09,539 --> 00:50:12,206
Look, if I didn't have Gabriel
under the covers with me,
439
00:50:12,208 --> 00:50:13,675
I would've invited you in.
440
00:50:13,677 --> 00:50:16,577
I thought you were
either sleepwalking or
441
00:50:16,579 --> 00:50:19,916
there for a usual
late night booty call.
442
00:50:24,954 --> 00:50:27,123
I was there for my shit.
443
00:50:31,161 --> 00:50:32,162
True love.
444
00:50:34,264 --> 00:50:36,331
Still don't know where
you got that shovel.
445
00:50:36,333 --> 00:50:39,302
From Jane and
Tina, our neighbors.
446
00:50:41,170 --> 00:50:42,739
It's for my garden.
447
00:50:48,077 --> 00:50:50,412
What is this shit now?
448
00:50:50,414 --> 00:50:51,982
Whoa, lady, okay!
449
00:50:53,416 --> 00:50:57,818
We need to just focus
on survival, zombies.
450
00:50:57,820 --> 00:50:59,188
We need a plan.
451
00:51:24,715 --> 00:51:26,514
How are you doing that?
452
00:51:37,327 --> 00:51:38,793
Yeah, okay, we need a plan.
453
00:51:38,795 --> 00:51:41,230
Yeah, yeah, we need a plan.
454
00:51:51,574 --> 00:51:55,644
This couldn't possibly
be more messed up.
455
00:52:12,695 --> 00:52:13,496
Whoa.
456
00:52:14,931 --> 00:52:17,298
What the fornicate kind
of party is going on here?
457
00:52:28,277 --> 00:52:31,280
Holy shit, there's
a lady outside.
458
00:52:40,190 --> 00:52:43,092
There's a zombie
running for her.
459
00:52:48,632 --> 00:52:51,066
Wait, what's she doing?
460
00:52:51,068 --> 00:52:52,700
Oh, she's picking up a rock.
461
00:53:04,782 --> 00:53:06,115
No, you don't!
462
00:53:12,056 --> 00:53:13,988
Holy.
463
00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:14,824
Shit!
464
00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:17,194
Yes, direct hit.
465
00:53:18,628 --> 00:53:20,130
Way to go, lady.
466
00:53:21,164 --> 00:53:22,998
Hey, the way is clear.
467
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,700
The way is clear.
468
00:53:24,702 --> 00:53:27,805
We could probably
get to the fence.
469
00:53:40,483 --> 00:53:42,085
The way is clear.
470
00:53:43,753 --> 00:53:45,855
Try to get the bedpost.
471
00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:58,368
Shit!
472
00:54:00,603 --> 00:54:01,938
Clear the way.
473
00:54:03,106 --> 00:54:06,041
Okay, it's even
more messed up.
474
00:54:06,043 --> 00:54:09,244
Guess I'll see you
around rehab land, honey.
475
00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:12,246
Leaving, infestation here.
476
00:54:12,248 --> 00:54:13,514
SHe's cute.
477
00:54:13,516 --> 00:54:15,282
Affirmative.
478
00:54:26,864 --> 00:54:28,662
Here, hold this.
479
00:54:36,907 --> 00:54:38,974
We should try and get
to the country store.
480
00:54:38,976 --> 00:54:41,976
Yes, oh man, I need
some fine sweet barbecue
481
00:54:41,978 --> 00:54:45,012
thinley sliced potato heaven.
482
00:54:45,014 --> 00:54:45,848
What?
483
00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:48,352
To call for help.
484
00:54:49,619 --> 00:54:51,454
Right, like the FBI.
485
00:54:53,389 --> 00:54:55,157
Or the state trooper.
486
00:54:55,159 --> 00:54:56,758
Or the Seals!
487
00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,860
Or pest control!
488
00:54:58,862 --> 00:54:59,997
Good thinking.
489
00:55:02,733 --> 00:55:06,133
Here, help me move
this pallet, Liz.
490
00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:21,518
Holy shit fuck!
491
00:55:23,786 --> 00:55:27,290
I almost first!
492
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,161
It's good that you got that on.
493
00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:37,164
At least now we have proof
that we're not totally insane.
494
00:55:41,804 --> 00:55:46,076
Whoa, whoa, we're not
zombies, we're people, see.
495
00:55:51,347 --> 00:55:55,617
You disgusting maggots,
get back in your cage!
496
00:55:55,619 --> 00:55:56,452
Oh.
497
00:55:58,688 --> 00:56:02,691
You pathetic excuses,
you go back to the lions.
498
00:56:02,693 --> 00:56:05,693
Of course the
groundskeeper is evil.
499
00:56:05,695 --> 00:56:08,063
Move that pallet.
500
00:56:08,065 --> 00:56:09,630
Come on, move it!
501
00:56:16,340 --> 00:56:19,610
No, I got them before
they got too far.
502
00:56:37,661 --> 00:56:38,793
Fuck!
503
00:56:38,795 --> 00:56:39,961
Run!
504
00:56:39,963 --> 00:56:41,528
Run!
505
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:19,434
We still have one.
506
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,672
Shut the rest of them down.
507
00:57:40,190 --> 00:57:42,025
What the fuck is that?
508
00:57:43,193 --> 00:57:46,596
Rehab, didn't think
there'd be zombies.
509
00:57:51,601 --> 00:57:53,534
I'm not designed for running.
510
00:57:53,536 --> 00:57:55,438
Hey, give me your ax!
511
00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:00,240
Hey!
512
00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:16,125
Rosy!
513
00:58:23,467 --> 00:58:25,266
It's gotta be, Rosy.
514
00:58:49,726 --> 00:58:52,295
It wouldn't have worked anyway.
515
00:59:00,903 --> 00:59:03,172
German engineering, my ass!
516
00:59:28,965 --> 00:59:31,968
I shouldn't have
skipped cardio day.
517
00:59:55,891 --> 00:59:58,126
You scream like a girl, Randy!
518
01:00:08,737 --> 01:00:09,572
Randy?
519
01:00:11,708 --> 01:00:12,608
Oh, shit!
520
01:00:54,117 --> 01:00:55,752
Hey, who was that?
521
01:00:57,887 --> 01:01:00,623
Some crackhead
with Gatling gun.
522
01:01:14,070 --> 01:01:14,905
There.
523
01:02:05,121 --> 01:02:06,487
I got the scurvy.
524
01:02:13,463 --> 01:02:14,631
Zombie sniper.
525
01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:19,402
Here.
526
01:02:31,347 --> 01:02:35,251
Well, there's a cure
for zombie bites, right?
527
01:02:39,422 --> 01:02:40,257
Oh.
528
01:03:09,952 --> 01:03:11,952
Let's have a baby.
529
01:03:11,954 --> 01:03:13,287
Liz!
530
01:03:13,289 --> 01:03:14,121
Ethan!
531
01:03:14,123 --> 01:03:14,957
Shh.
532
01:03:30,039 --> 01:03:31,271
We have to leave.
533
01:03:41,184 --> 01:03:42,516
Back here, back here!
534
01:04:10,112 --> 01:04:13,882
What is this zombie
surfing mastermind up to?
535
01:04:17,353 --> 01:04:20,456
We've been watched
this whole time!
536
01:04:21,557 --> 01:04:22,559
Why?
537
01:04:26,496 --> 01:04:27,597
Dead serum.
538
01:04:32,335 --> 01:04:33,235
Ah, guys.
539
01:04:42,711 --> 01:04:46,115
Hey, check it out,
experiment camp two.
540
01:04:47,282 --> 01:04:50,018
Wait, we weren't
the only rehab?
541
01:04:54,123 --> 01:04:55,057
I'm good.
542
01:05:03,465 --> 01:05:04,467
Our cabin.
543
01:05:14,077 --> 01:05:15,642
Tough luck, bud.
544
01:05:21,184 --> 01:05:23,253
Your gun, get your gun!
545
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:39,066
What the hell were
you waiting for?
546
01:05:39,068 --> 01:05:42,672
Did you just right
now start your period?
547
01:05:44,907 --> 01:05:46,576
Because she's TNT.
548
01:05:47,443 --> 01:05:48,878
She's dynamite.
549
01:05:52,548 --> 01:05:55,516
Not dead, not dead,
not dead, not dead!
550
01:05:55,518 --> 01:05:57,552
No, no, no, back
door, come on!
551
01:06:16,539 --> 01:06:17,373
Kaboom!
552
01:06:25,648 --> 01:06:26,483
Oh!
553
01:06:27,851 --> 01:06:28,684
Whoa.
554
01:06:30,853 --> 01:06:35,524
Are we following what is
clearly a very active bomb now?
555
01:07:00,382 --> 01:07:02,249
Is it safe?
556
01:07:02,251 --> 01:07:06,154
I mean, there's no
other zombies in here yet.
557
01:07:21,737 --> 01:07:22,571
Jackpot.
558
01:07:52,168 --> 01:07:54,503
I think you guys should...
559
01:07:56,204 --> 01:07:57,639
Get away from me.
560
01:08:13,922 --> 01:08:18,259
You like the craftsmanship
of my bomb, Ethan?
561
01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:19,429
Who are you?
562
01:08:22,966 --> 01:08:25,031
I'm the one who's gonna cure
563
01:08:25,033 --> 01:08:27,703
this planet of your kind, Ethan.
564
01:08:28,805 --> 01:08:29,639
What?
565
01:08:31,039 --> 01:08:34,375
You think you're the
victim, don't you, Ethan?
566
01:08:34,377 --> 01:08:36,376
Well, you're not the victim!
567
01:08:36,378 --> 01:08:38,345
I'm the victim!
568
01:08:43,552 --> 01:08:47,988
That's right, it's
because of people like you
569
01:08:47,990 --> 01:08:51,192
that impossible laws have
been made to restrict
570
01:08:51,194 --> 01:08:55,498
the medications that people
like me need to live on!
571
01:08:56,565 --> 01:08:59,165
I didn't do anything!
572
01:08:59,167 --> 01:09:03,372
You and your types, you
drug and alcohol abusers.
573
01:09:06,009 --> 01:09:09,078
You give us true
medicinal drug users
574
01:09:10,779 --> 01:09:12,614
a real bad reputation!
575
01:09:15,984 --> 01:09:17,487
Your time is over.
576
01:09:19,055 --> 01:09:21,157
Your time is over, Ethan!
577
01:09:34,302 --> 01:09:35,304
Medications.
578
01:09:41,577 --> 01:09:43,512
You're pathetic, Ethan!
579
01:09:44,579 --> 01:09:47,250
You use drugs to escape reality!
580
01:09:48,650 --> 01:09:51,352
You'll never know what it's
like to embrace reality,
581
01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:54,757
to control reality,
to control your life!
582
01:10:12,274 --> 01:10:13,375
Relax, Ethan.
583
01:10:15,444 --> 01:10:18,379
I'm not gonna blow myself up.
584
01:10:23,351 --> 01:10:25,454
You think you can eat me!
585
01:10:28,990 --> 01:10:30,458
Randy, are you okay?
586
01:10:42,438 --> 01:10:43,239
Randy!
587
01:10:46,007 --> 01:10:46,809
Stop it!
588
01:10:57,854 --> 01:11:01,758
Alan here's got some
authority related issues.
589
01:11:20,342 --> 01:11:22,345
You'll never destroy me!
590
01:11:34,923 --> 01:11:37,092
I will never be destroyed!
591
01:11:42,297 --> 01:11:43,565
Control that!
592
01:11:59,815 --> 01:12:03,717
I don't need drugs,
I just need you!
593
01:12:03,719 --> 01:12:06,489
You weren't
making me do drugs!
594
01:12:07,923 --> 01:12:11,090
And you weren't making
me drink like a fish!
595
01:12:11,092 --> 01:12:14,796
I was doing drugs just
so I could stand you!
596
01:12:15,698 --> 01:12:17,266
Oh shit, that's it.
597
01:12:22,204 --> 01:12:25,071
I'll never let you go, ever!
598
01:12:25,073 --> 01:12:26,674
Turn me too.
599
01:12:30,345 --> 01:12:31,847
Okay, or turn her.
600
01:13:01,711 --> 01:13:03,043
911, what's
your emergency?
601
01:13:20,695 --> 01:13:23,129
Goodbye, zombie Randy.
602
01:13:23,131 --> 01:13:25,701
I can't believe you did that!
603
01:13:26,935 --> 01:13:28,203
We are so over!
604
01:13:34,176 --> 01:13:35,011
Okay.
605
01:14:57,926 --> 01:14:59,161
Motherfucker!
606
01:19:01,438 --> 01:19:06,438
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