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Hey, honey.

Thank you for breakfast.

How are you doing? You seem a little down this morning.

I'm alright. It's nothing.

I just had this meeting this morning and I'm not exactly excited for it.

Hmm.

What's going on?

It's just, it's my boss.

He keeps taking credit for all of my hard work and then just keeps passing on

giving me a promotion.

This will make like the fifth time now.

I mean, why don't you just talk to him bluntly about it? It just seems like if

you don't say something, you're going to be miserable forever.

Believe me, I've tried.

But it just seems like any time we get to a point where it's time for me to get

my promotion, he forgets that we had the conversation.

Well... You know, I feel like we've had this conversation before. Why don't you

just speak to him bluntly about it? Otherwise, you're just going to be upset

forever.

Believe me, I've tried.

But it seems like whenever it comes time to my promotion, he just forgets that we

had the conversation.

Why don't you just talk to your boss's boss?

Aren't you guys really good golfing buddies?

I don't know.

I don't really want to be that guy who decides to rat on his boss to the big

guys. You know what I mean?

No. Because I feel like if you don't say something, you're just going to be

miserable forever.

I mean, I guess.

I don't know. It just seems like we've had this conversation and I'm so tired

of seeing your work go unrecognized.

You know what?

You're right.

Nothing is worth this mistreatment.

So, I think I'm going to go and talk to Mr. Park tomorrow.

Good. You should.

How is Mr. Park anyway?

Oh, he's good. I mean, I wouldn't really know. It's been a while since we played

a back nine together.

And how's his wife? Is she still looking as good as ever?

If that's what you want to call it.

Can you imagine us being the boss's boss?

But she's just rolling in that dough.

Yeah, honestly, and she shows it.

Could be you if you would just talk to your boss.

I know, I know.

Could be me.

Yeah, longer hours, less pay.

Maybe I should talk to the boss for you.

Please don't do something like that.

You know how that would look?

Yeah, I'd probably get something done.

Honey, I love the confidence, but no.

You just need to have my confidence.

Once I talk to Mr. Park, it'll all get situated.

Good. Yeah, he's super great.

I just wish I could get along with his wife.

She throws these extravagant parties and... You know, it'd be nice to be

invited.

Oh, you don't want to be with those...

cocktail gossiping girls.

Yes, I do.

That's where all the entertainment is.

I'm sorry you're so stressed out.

Oh, well thank you.

Certainly helps having a wife that makes you feel relaxed and comfortable.

You promise you're going to go talk to Mr. Park?

I promise.

You'll talk to him today?

Yes, I'll talk to him today.

Okay.

I don't know what I'm gonna say.

You just need to tell him you're tired of being overlooked and that you're not

getting enough recognition.

Yeah, but how do I say it without coming off as a dick or ungrateful?

Well, you're friends with Mr. Park, who's your boss's boss, right?

So how would you tell him?

I guess I would just ask in a friendly way, right? In a friendly way?

The issue is that I feel like I have to be professional.

Maybe just bring it up when you guys are golfing.

Yeah, I guess I should hit him up for that. Yeah. You think he'd go for it

today? Uh, probably. I mean, the weather looks pretty good.

Yeah. Have a little tea time.

Well, we'll see how today goes.

Okay.

You better promise me.

I promise.

I promise.

Good.

Thanks for always being so supportive.

That's what I'm here for. Just be rooting for you.

You're so sweet.

I know. I'm the best wife ever.

Just making you breakfast, encouraging you.

I'm so great.

You always make me feel like I'm on top of the world.

Because you are.

You just gotta kick all the other people off.

Thank you.

And then you'll be Mr.

Parker's boss.

Oh, I don't know about that.

I think we're still a long ways away.

Well, with my encouragement, you'll be there shortly.

I don't put it past you.

Yeah.

Just your little cheerleader.

Cute as a little cheerleader ever.

I think I'm going to go ahead and try on that blue dress, but... Well,

I think the blue will really suit you.

Do you need help putting away the dishes?

Oh, no. I've got it. You go to work and just make me proud.

Thank you, honey.

Oh, early.

How was your day?

It was fine.

You seem a little stressed.

Well, I haven't had a chance to speak with Mr. Park yet.

He actually was out of town, so I'm actually getting ready to do a Zoom call

with him.

Good. Well, then I'll just be right here reading for you.

Well, thanks, baby.

Oh. He's actually getting online now. Oh, good.

Tell him I said hi to his wife.

Wish me luck.

Hey, Mr. Park.

Hey. Hey, it's good to hear from you.

Yeah, no, I've been good. I've been good.

How's the wife?

Right on.

I'm glad to hear it. Well, my wife says hello.

So, uh, yeah.

I'm actually calling you about some work today.

I'm struggling with my boss.

I feel like he's been pretty unjust to me.

You know, I've been with the company for years now.

And this makes, gosh, the fifth time that he's denied me my promotion.

I have been working my ass off.

All these years.

And it just doesn't seem fair to me that these newer people coming into the

company are getting this position before I do.

Well, I honestly don't know what the issue is.

But I just don't know what this guy's deal is.

No. No, I don't want to do anything like that.

Honestly, I'm not trying to complain here or anything like that, but it's

just getting a little out of hand.

I really feel like I deserve this promotion, and it's just not been fair.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, there's been a lot of things that I've just been doing around

here, even for him.

I might as well be running three positions at the same time at this

point.

Yeah, no, he's got me running floor work now, too.

Yeah, that's not my position.

I'm doing it because he asked me to.

I know, but what am I going to say? No?

Yeah.

No,

no, no.

Nothing like that.

It's just getting tiresome, you know?

I feel like I'm getting stiffed.

So stiffed.

Is there anything you think you can do for me?

Do you think I need to have this conversation with him?

All right, I just, I don't know what to say because this is not the first time

I've told him about all of this stuff.

And it seems like every time it comes down to the promotion, he just seems to

forget about me and he always gives it to the new guy.

Every time.

Yeah, I don't know.

I mean, I guess I could try and put it that way, but I really don't think he's

going to listen.

He hasn't in the past, and that's been the issue.

So I really don't know what to do here.

Like, unless you'd be willing to help me out, I've been debating quitting.

Not work-related, I love you, man. We always hang out and have a great time.

And, you know, speaking on that, it's been a while since we've played like a

back nine together, and I really want to do that.

Yeah.

Yeah, I know. I missed you guys at that last party.

When's the next one?

Oh, you're having one next weekend.

Awesome.

Well, me and the wife will try to be there.

I don't know if he's just doing this because I'm really good at my job or

what, but it's like he doesn't want to take me out of this position and give me

what I deserve.

No, I know.

I mean, I'm glad you agree with me.

Thank you for that support. Like, I really appreciate it.

No.

No, nothing like that. Don't do that.

Again, this is really just, it's a respect thing.

This is really more about respect than anything else.

I've put in my time.

For me to not get this is absolutely ridiculous.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Dude, I have been on time to work for the last four years straight.

I have not missed one day or used a single sick call.

No, I know, but I've just been one of the best employees that you guys have

had over the course of the last few years.

For instance, right?

The last two major projects, those were my idea.

And not only were they my idea, but I also did the majority of the heavy

lifting for all the projects.

And he just takes credit for every single thing that I've come up with.

Everything that I do.

And look, I'm not trying to complain, right? I'm not trying to be that guy

who's just ratting on his boss.

But I feel like I deserve a little bit of credit.

Would you agree?

Right, thank you.

Like, I don't think I'm asking for too much.

Again, I've put in the time and this just has not been fair.

I just want to be given the credit that I feel like I deserve.

Right.

Well, it's...

No, man, it's more than that. It's way more than that because on top of all

that stuff. I'm also doing all the paperwork and You know from experience

when you started this company Just how bad that paperwork can be

Right

No,

I know I know. Look, I know this isn't your fault, man.

Like, I'm not trying to come for you. This has nothing to do with you

specifically. But... You are this guy's boss.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, I understand.

Well, I mean, that's all I'm asking for.

Right.

No, I know.

Respect is earned.

But I have been here for over four years now.

And I feel like I have very much so deserved it.

Like, I should have earned respect.

I mean, I have yours, don't I?

Right. Just like you have mine.

Alright, thank you.

Right.

All right, buddy.

Thank you.

So on a different note, are you trying to go out?

Do you want to grab a drink?

It's been a while since I've seen you, man.

Ask him if he wants me to bring anything to the party next week.

Dude, I know, I know.

I know, that last time was crazy, wasn't it?

That was amazing.

Dude, I know, that guy was crazy.

Oh, hey, for the party over the weekend, do you want us to bring anything?

Alright, if we can bring just some snacks, that'd be good.

I can bring a charcuterie board.

Alright, gotcha. I think we have an extra charcuterie board laying around

here somewhere.

Yeah.

Alright, buddy. It was good talking to you.

Alright, take it easy.

That went well.

Yeah, very well.

What did he say? I just heard your responses.

Well... He didn't realize that it was such a problem.

But he was trying to, you know, acknowledge everything.

That's good.

For a second there, I thought you were going to lose your job with how you were

talking to him, but... Well, I know. But he's my guy, you know? He understands me

and he respects me.

So it sounds like I'll have to bring a charcuterie board.

Yeah.

We do have one of those, right? No.

Fuck. Yeah.

Alright. Oh, that's what we'll do at the store. Then we'll go and pick one up

today. Okay. Yep. Yep.

I think I have a cooking board. We just throw some things on it.

Awesome.

Like that'll work.

All right. Well, that's what we'll do today. Okay.

Sounds good.

You're going to get that promotion. I just know it.

Oh, thank you, baby.

Let's hope.

I should probably go get started on dinner.

Yeah. I'm starting to get a little hungry. I bet.

Being the boss.

Hello, Mr. President.

What are you watching?

Well, hello, baby.

I decided to celebrate the new promotion with a little bit of porn.

Um, one, I can't believe you got the promotion, and two, um, do you really

want to watch porn to celebrate?

I can't believe I got it either. I'm so happy.

And why not?

You're telling me you wouldn't want to watch porn?

I feel like it's just not super realistic, you know?

You don't think so?

No. Like, when are you ever going to fuck the pizza delivery gal?

I mean, I guess.

But don't you think that's kind of part of the allure?

I mean, maybe. I guess I just don't watch a lot of porn.

Maybe you should.

What's your favorite porn?

Oh, God.

I really like orgies.

Orgies? Gang bangs.

Wow.

You're real freaky.

You watch those?

No. I don't watch porn.

Oh, they're so fun.

I just don't get it.

It's not my thing.

Oh, but think about it. Like, you know it's never gonna happen.

But the chance of you having someone come over to fix your pipes and then

have them clean yours instead.

You don't think that that's a little kind of fantasy play? It's a little

enjoyable? I mean, maybe, but...

I don't know, like those stepmom scenes?

Those are really freaking weird.

Yeah, I mean, what are the chances that you're actually ever going to fuck your

stepmom? You know?

The chances are very slim.

Right?

If I had a stepson, I would not be fucking him.

But that's why it's so fun.

Because you get to imagine it.

I suppose.

I mean, you're really hard right now.

Yeah.

I don't know. I don't think I'm being hard-headed. I feel like it's actually

something that's kind of funny.

Yeah,

it's just a little odd to me.

Gosh. I feel like, if anything, one of the only porns that could really kind of

be a thing in real life would be those ones where the guy's driving through on

the street.

He sees a girl on the side of the road and he pulls over, you know, starts

talking and he just picks her up, you know, pings her and fucks her in the

van. Oh, that sounds terrible.

Come on. You don't think that happens? I think that happens. I feel like just

porn girls are all in dire straits, you know?

I feel kind of bad for them.

Oh, don't feel bad for them.

They like this kind of stuff, you know? Mm-hmm.

I don't know about that.

You don't think so?

I could never.

Looks like it. Looks like it on camera.

So what did your boss think about you getting the promotion?

Oh, apparently Mr. Park gave him an earful for not giving me that promotion

sooner.

So, he was nervous to say the least, but he, without...

Any struggle.

Gave me that promotion as soon as I walked through the door.

Good.

And did they let the other guy go?

Oh, yeah.

And now you're the boss.

I sure am, baby. I told you that was gonna happen.

It feels really good.

I've waited a long time for this.

And you deserve it.

Well, thank you, baby.

You've always supported me. You're the most hardworking man I know.

I don't know.

You seriously don't like porn?

I don't know. That man looks much older than her.

Is that his stepdaughter?

Yeah, it is actually.

I don't know. Old men need love too.

Yeah, just not really into the whole porn thing, you know.

No? Nah.

Well, this is how I like to celebrate.

And I'll be here for you, you know.

It's totally fine.

I got the charcuterie board, just so you know.

Oh, you did? I sure did.

Oh, right on. Yeah, you're gonna look real good, Mr. Vice.

We're all ready for that party now. We're not going to miss this one, right?

No. Good. I mean, now that you're the vice president.

I still can't believe it.

After all this time.

So satisfying.

Yep. All the work I've put in. I mean, that you've put in.

You know?

Good job on that.

Oh, you played a part too.

I know. I never would have been confident enough to address this if you

hadn't been there.

You think I'm funny.

You're very funny.

Wow, look at him just eat that pussy.

He's really going in, isn't he?

Yeah, he really is.

I bet she's not even enjoying it.

Do you think?

I don't know, look at that face.

Doesn't that say that she's enjoying it?

I don't know.

She looks a little complacent, you know?

Complacent, huh? Just a little bit. Like, I don't know. I just feel like

she's not really enjoying herself.

You don't think so?

No.

I don't think she's enjoying herself.

Look at that face.

And tell me you don't think that she's having a good time. She's smiling.

So I was thinking for the charcuterie board, we could have, like, salami,

cheese, some raisins. Oh, no.

Is it print?

Or dates?

I think it's dates. I think it's dates, too.

Yeah.

Dates sounds right.

Yeah.

Do you think this guy took her out on a date before he started fucking her?

Oh, absolutely.

Doubtful. You know, what guy wouldn't go and...

spend money on a girl before he fucks her. I just don't know how she could

just fuck a guy she probably doesn't even know.

Maybe she enjoys it. You think?

Just having sex with strange dick?

You'd be surprised how many nymphos that are out there.

So for the charcuterie board, I want to try something new.

I'm thinking we make one of those little salami roses.

I heard you need, like, a wine glass for it. Yeah, yeah, but you know what I'm

talking about, right?

Mm-hmm.

Wow. I think those sound super cool.

Yeah, definitely sound super cool just like this.

Oh, you're getting into it?

I thought you said that you didn't like it. I'm not getting into it.

Oh, okay.

I see. I bet the director hates his job.

Can you imagine?

Oh, I know.

It must suck to always have to film sex but never get any.

Yeah.

It's gotta be the worst.

Wow.

Yeah. What a job to have.

Yeah.

I bet he gets it.

You think so?

Probably.

Hmm. This guy gets it.

What if it's just like some fat old dude with a beard behind the camera?

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah, I could see that.

Right?

What kind of people do you think get into porn?

People who have daddy issues, mommy issues.

Just, yeah.

You think so? Usually people who are not religious anymore or something. I don't

know. Oh, anymore?

Yeah. Lots of freaks in porn.

I feel like you're right about that. Yeah, definitely.

What about that classic stereotype?

Girl needs to pay her college tuition.

Oh, yeah.

It would be so nice.

You really like your porn, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

It's interesting.

You'll have to take some notes.

Oh, will I? Yeah.

Wow. I feel like incorporating porn into your personal life is not the best idea.

Oh, probably not.

Especially in your marriage.

Yeah.

Imagine just pulling out some new tricks out of nowhere on your partner.

Like that one, right?

Where'd you get that from? Where'd you get that from? Let me smell your dick.

It's like she's getting involved, you know?

Wow.

He's like really going at it.

Gosh.

What a way to celebrate, honey.

Mr. Vice President.

Oh, don't hate on my celebration methods. Watching his porn.

That man can really fuck.

I can't

believe that you don't like porn.

It's not that I don't like it. It's just I don't understand it.

What about it don't you understand?

Like, why do people need porn when they just have each other?

You know?

It spices things up a little bit. Like, aren't I enough for you?

I don't think that's the issue.

It's not about being enough.

Yeah. It's about having something else to look at. Yeah, that's true.

Little tips and ideas.

Little things to get those levels up.

I just don't really think it's realistic.

Hmm.

Well, you're probably right.

But then again, this is like all anyone ever knows.

You know what I like about this one?

Look at how big that couch is.

What is that, a cloud couch?

I feel like it's gotta be something that's like big enough.

Do you think your boss, Mr. Park, has one of those couches at his house?

Probably. That man makes so much money. I feel like that's a swinger couch.

Swinger couch?

Mm-hmm.

All right, how about we don't go calling my boss a swinger?

I'm just saying.

It's possible.

What, the only evidence you have is a couch that he may or may not have?

All I'm saying is maybe just ask him.

Well, I guess it's worth asking.

Yeah.

God, this new promotion is so nice.

We can finally take that trip that you wanted to take. Oh, you said you wanted

to go to Greece, right? Oh, Greece! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I

remember.

Sorry, I just can't get over this video.

Look, I know it's funny, but it's still entertaining to watch.

Yeah.

Wow.

That camera work.

Looks a little shaky to me.

Yeah.

Look at that guy's momentum.

He's got a good rhythm. He really does.

It's not bad.

Wow.

God,

that's so funny.

Yeah.

Could you imagine?

Do you want to get fucked like you're into porn?

No. No?

No.

Absolutely not.

I feel like it's really hard.

It is really hard.

I'm kind of jealous, though.

You're jealous?

Yeah. I feel like she's just not enjoying herself.

Oh, I just mean guys in porn in general, not this guy.

Wow.

Wow, look at that jackhammer. I know.

My gosh.

You think she liked that?

Honestly, I can only imagine.

I can only imagine what porn girls feel like.

I'm just your housewife.

Just my housewife. Your supportive housewife.

Oh, yes.

Very supportive.

So about that promotion, did you also get a raise?

Of course I did.

That's why we'll be able to take that trip. Oh, yeah.

A little extra bank.

You know what I'm saying?

That's good.

Wow.

We get to do all kinds of fun stuff now.

Do you think they pay men in porn?

Or do you think they just do it for free?

Well, I wouldn't be surprised if they do it for free.

I'm sure they get paid, though. Yeah.

Why wouldn't they? I don't know.

Wow.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, they're kissing.

Aw, they're in love. No, I've heard porn kills love.

Oh, does it? That's what I've heard.

That's what the people say.

You sure it's not the girls?

The girls kill love? Maybe.

That's so funny.

Gosh.

Look at that.

They have little designs in there.

In their pubic hair.

Designs?

Yeah.

Look, hers is like a triangle.

And you see those like little strips, right?

There's those.

Little landing strips.

I've seen this one who did it in the shape of a heart.

Really? Yeah.

That's so funny.

Yeah.

Wow.

Her makeup looks really good.

I wonder who did her makeup.

Yeah, it does look good. Yeah.

Do you think they do that themselves?

The girls?

Yeah. Oh, probably.

Eh, I don't know. It looks pretty professionally done.

But that's their job, right? They're professionals.

Look at her hair.

They're so nice.

It's really dark.

Yeah, it is very dark.

You're telling me you wouldn't want a pizza guy to show up at your front door?

Give you a pizza with a little extra sausage.

Does dick through the box?

Oh, yeah.

I heard there's a company that makes people put their dicks in popcorn tubs

and makes them do weird stuff like be robots.

That company is really odd.

That's really a thing.

Oh, yeah.

Just what I've heard.

Can't remember the name of it.

Who told you that? Jenna?

Maybe. Can't believe anybody would watch that.

Well, you'd be surprised.

Yeah. Whenever Mr. Park and I are golfing, we always talk about that kind

of stuff. You talk about porn while you're golfing? Of course.

Oh my gosh.

It's so interesting.

It's just fun.

Yeah, just guy talk, I guess.

Yeah.

I don't really know many women who like porn or even get it.

Well, get this.

Mr. Park and his wife watch porn together.

They do?

Mm-hmm.

What a bunch of weirdos.

Yeah, they do while having sex.

Okay.

Well, good for them.

Yeah, I don't know. I guess it's something that they enjoy.

Yeah.

Do you think that those moans are real?

Um, I mean, I would think so. I don't know how you could get fucked and not

moan. I feel like that's impossible.

You know?

You think so? I feel like it would be really hard to do.

I don't know.

I feel like guys got used to being silent.

Oh, really?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you're speaking on the men's behalf.

Well, I feel like women got used to it too, right? Well, I feel like if a woman

is getting a big, you know, penis in her...

Puss. She'd be making lots of noises and reacting to it.

Yeah.

I mean, could you imagine?

Those porn dicks are so big.

Oh, I know.

Do you think it hurts?

I mean, I would assume it would make a reaction.

It's not like he's freely using her.

Well, I know you don't like porn, right? But if you had to choose a category to

watch, what would it be?

Huh.

Honestly, it would probably be cuckolding.

Really? Mm-hmm.

Why is that?

I don't know. It just seems like it would be really interesting to watch and

get into, you know?

Or maybe, like, the one where...

The dick is in the popcorn tub.

See, that just sounds funny to me.

Ooh, parody porn.

Parody porn? Mm-hmm.

What is parody porn?

Um, like, uh, you know, like the good place, but like the goo place.

Oh. Yeah, it's like you take shows and just make parodies out of them.

Wow, she's shaking.

That's gotta be real, right?

I mean, I would think so.

Yeah? It's hard to tell.

It's like, if you have a dick inside of you, you would definitely be reacting,

so. Oh.

Definitely.

I mean, I know I would. Jeez.

Yeah.

It's a little difficult not to, I would imagine.

Yeah.

I don't know.

It would take real great acting skills.

Oh yeah, definitely.

Girls don't fake that stuff.

No. Never.

Wow.

Look at those scenes.

Wow, he is really going to town, huh?

He is.

He's like having the best day of his life with her.

Good for him.

Oh.

Wow.

Hmm.

Do you think that those positions are realistic?

No, definitely not. No?

No.

Like, what if someone wanted to try one of those, though?

You don't think people do that in real life?

Um, I'm not really sure.

I don't know.

Porn is just so unrealistic.

Yeah. Honestly, I don't think I've ever done something like that position.

Yeah.

Maybe I'm just vanilla.

Maybe.

Maybe we could just be that couple, you know?

What couple?

You know, the couple that watches porn together and... No.

What,

you really want to do something like that?

Uh, probably not.

Not super into porn, you know?

Yeah, I know.

You said that. That's why I was like, what?

You actually want to?

Huh.

What do you think is like the cheesiest type of porn?

Uh, probably the kind that makes you do like weird stuff.

Weird stuff? Yeah.

What would weird stuff be?

Stepdad, stepmom.

Oh, I see. Yeah, that kind of stuff.

Oh, yeah.

That's super cheesy, unrealistic.

Yeah.

Those dynamics.

Wow.

Yep.

I wonder how these guys last so long, too.

Honestly, I have no idea.

You think it's just because they have a lot of sex?

Probably. She's orgasmed several times.

You said she's shaken. That's an orgasm, right?

Yeah, that's definitely an orgasm.

So crazy.

That guy really knows what he's doing.

I think it's funny, like, the way that they script things, you know?

Yeah, it's so weird.

It always comes off so cheesy. And for what?

I don't really know.

Doesn't really make a whole lot of sense to me.

People who watch porn.

Are you enjoying your celebration?

I am. This is always so fun to watch.

That must feel so good. I know.

Can you imagine just like being so deep in a girl's vagina like that?

Oh my gosh, do you think he's gonna cum on her?

Probably. Probably at some point.

Where do you think he's gonna do it?

I don't know.

Maybe like on her boobs or her face?

My money's on cream pie.

Oh, cream pie?

Do you like cream pie scenes?

Oh yeah, those are cool.

Mmm, look at that.

Oh my gosh, she's coming again.

So many times.

So crazy.

Wow.

Wow, good for him.

Wow.

Do you think someone like her would be with someone like him in real life?

That's why I don't think porn is super realistic, because I don't know.

Maybe.

I mean, that's her stepdad, right?

That's fair.

I think he's going to come.

I think he's going to come on her.

Oh, yeah? You think?

Oh, I think she wants him. I think she wants him to come.

Oh, yeah.

He's definitely, definitely going to come on her.

For sure.

Oh, yeah.

I wonder if she likes it.

It looks like she does.

Congratulations, Mr. Vice President.

You got your porn.

Oh, wow. We were both wrong.

No cream pie.

Nope. No boobs either.

We were both wrong.

She got a nice little facial.