Original subtitles

Previously on Love Island, the villa was in turmoil.

I don't want it to end where she won't even look at me. It's a different

situation now as well for me because I am in a triangle.

It was like, if she leaves, I'm leaving.

I said, what?

I think Sean loves me. Why is he looking for a thirst if he loves you? That's

between me and Sean. Maybe that's why you're not in Bombshell. Oh shit, oh

shit. This is not good, boys. When we kissed, he initiated it. You're a grown

man, have some self-control.

That's your perfect world scenario, that I sit and enjoy a triangle.

I want to prioritize dance.

You're delusional. I don't actually care.

Nice to be drama free. So nice. Chilling.

Just calm down. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Don't be spiteful at people.

That's kind of funny. I want you to trust me. I really did miss you and I

appreciate you.

I appreciate you too.

I kind of got the ick from all of you boys, how you're like reacting to these

situations. Okay.

Tonight's lights, camera, aggravation.

That was a 20%. Are you trying to dig your hole even more?

What?

Optics are not great. You never said that to me. It's just a bit of a kick in

the teeth.

This is awful.

This is bad.

Last night, Kevin Simba learnt not to bring new ladies home. In my experience,

other things not to bring home include a 90-inch TV, a live raccoon, or that man

you found sleeping on a park bench who swears he used to be in Emmerdale.

Good morning.

Morning.

What a night last night, guys.

I slept good knowing that Cav's suffering out there.

It was a nice feeling.

You know what, eh? You didn't sleep too bad.

Get used to it, mate.

I think we made the right decision, though. Just gotta take the

consequences, innit? I don't like hurting people, do you know what I mean?

That's the sad bit about it.

Morning!

Why didn't you, like, speak to Charlene last night and let her know what's going

on? With what?

That you're not even sleeping in bed with her.

Oh, my bad, Charlene. I'm sure I'm going to say a lot more apologies today.

I can't be arsed for the conversations.

I can't be arsed for... He always knows how to put on a good accent.

Because he did this before.

He needs a taste of his own medicine.

You're not lipsyn? Bro, no lipsyn. It's twice now. Two nights on the trot.

Finally, I've realised I should... I'm undateable.

You've made her a coffee, haven't I?

Yeah.

I'm getting grilled for it, so...

Oh darling, yeah, that's for you.

That's nice.

Oh Yeah, she got a fucking copy Old milk, I don't know if that's calm.

That's all right Oh,

why didn't you bring himself you're giving it to other people strike

Yeah, Jordan, what are you saying, bro? Yeah, man.

She's a good girl, man. Like, she's funny, she's respectful.

It's all smooth, there's no hiccups or dramas or anything like that. For me,

it's just, like, it's, like, slow.

And I just want to make sure that it's, like, it feels right before I start

doing anything.

Kind of taking each day as it comes and seeing where it could go. She knows that

I'm still open to speak to Jasmine, but I'm just kind of putting that one on the

back burner. I'll let that one play out and then... I agree.

..and then just see.

where she's at when the dust has settled, you know?

Obviously, it's moving quite slowly. I think he is quite, like, slow a burner.

Yeah. But also, I'm really enjoying that. I don't want to start kissing and

cuddling in bed with someone and then it goes to shit. Yeah. And our chats last

night were really good, like, a little bit more flirty, complimentary, laughing

together. So, yeah, I just feel like it's going in the right direction.

Literally, to be honest with you, happy.

Ian Stirling here with your weekly weather update. The temperature across

Mallorca is a sweltering 38 degrees centigrade with 80% humidity, while the

temperature around Julianne Lola is frosty AF.

Are you OK?

Yeah, how are you, darling? Yeah, good.

It's been a bit heated, I guess.

Like, all I was trying to say last night.

It's just, like, just express how I was feeling with you and Sean. I'm not

trying, like, I'm not interested.

Yeah, I think I've obviously got my opinions on it. Your opinions as you as

a caster girl, you're going to, like, do whatever you need to do. I don't think

there's anything else to possibly say. I think, like, we're just different people

and I think that's fine and I think just live and let live with it because

there's nothing left to say. I think if we were going to say anything,

everything's been said.

From your side, I feel like it would have been nice to say, like, yeah, to

say sorry.

I'm not sorry.

Yeah, I can tell.

I don't know about your story, and I think that's fine. I think we're just

different people. I don't think I deserve any show.

Angel, I'm honestly going to leave this conversation because we're going over in

circles. All I'm saying is I keep saying to you, there's nothing left for me. I'm

happy to sit here and have a normal conversation with you.

I don't want to sit here and, like... It's OK.

..go back over the same stuff.

Let's end it.

End it? Leave it there.

OK, do you want to have a normal conversation? Yeah. Yeah?

I'll do a normal chat.

How's it going with you and Lorenzo?

Pretty well. He's been very reassuring and he's trying to comfort me as well.

Good.

Yeah.

Yeah, so, look, Charlene's situation, I feel like...

..if there was a connection you had at Kassar, I don't want you just closing...

Charlene off just because you think that's going to risk you losing jazz.

I don't think that's fair on her. I don't think that's fair on you. Because

what I saw at Casa, bro, I saw there was something there. I saw there was a

connection. It's quite clear there was a connection.

Do you know what I mean?

I'm not trying to make triangles on purpose. It's not my idea. It's

literally that... OK, maybe you have to have that checked out. I'm going to have

to speak to Charlene first.

OK. You all right, darling?

Come and sit down, baby gal.

The three Murphys, what can we do for you? Can I scoot your booty, Aidan?

um or do you maybe or do you want to ask now you're all right listen we'll just

whisper in your ear you're all right go on charlene i was going to speak i just

wanted to speak to the bro i want to start by apologizing for everything you

know the conversation and what i've done bringing you back here um it's not nice

i feel like last night i just spoke to jazz yeah i got a bit of a grilling

understanding i was a bit upset and like maybe i was a bit hasty in what I said,

I think. And obviously you could turn around to me now and just say, no, fuck

you, I don't want nothing to do with you. Do you know what I mean? But in my

head, I feel like we had something at Casa.

We did.

And I've come back, yeah?

I've thrown you in the dirt and just sort of left you and gone, do you know

what I mean? And that's not right. Literally, you literally dropped me in

the bin. I know. And that's not nice.

It's really mean.

That's not nice. And I thought about it, I slept on it.

Yeah. And I don't think... I feel like I need to give this a chance, even if it's

just the chats.

Do you know what I mean? I still...

I'm going to be open and honest and jazz is still my priority.

I don't want sympathy chat if you're saying that she's still your partner.

No, I'm not. It's about the connection.

And obviously my connection is a lot stronger with jazz.

I think what we had was and is a connection. It is.

I'll be honest. I do think I'm still going to be set up at beds and stuff

because I don't want to give you mixed signals. I don't want to give her mixed

signals. I want to be as clear as I can. I feel like I need to give this a

chance. I do.

I say I owe it to you as much as I owe it to myself.

Do you think she'll be understanding to what you're planning?

No. Probably not.

But I'm going to have to deal with that, aren't I?

All right.

Let's have a hug, shall we? Yeah.

All good?

Yeah. Thanks for that. No worries.

I'll chat with her then.

He better not come over here.

He better not come over here. Why? Are you still not ready? Not in the mood.

Are you coming here?

Is he actually joking?

Maybe... Jazz?

Are you trying to talk to me?

Do you not want to talk?

Yeah, I think I need a minute.

OK. I feel like I need a breather. Sure?

Yeah. No worries. Thank you, though. I'll talk to you later.

All right.

HE COUGHS He's coming straight to me after that combo. Like, take a minute.

But you know the thing is guys I know he's 21, but I actually don't think it's

about his age I think the only thing that's about his age is The lack of

backbone and lack of willpower around the boys. That's something you gain with

age as you get older You know yourself more so when your friends are telling

you this that and the other you're like guys I I hear it, but I know what I need

and I know what I have to do. Do you think he's easily swayed? Yes Like now

I'm looking at him

No, he's right in front of me while I talk about him. Yeah. That's not real.

It's not.

Oh, baby.

Oh, no.

Uh, Mara?

Let's call people for that chat now, please.

She's an idiot.

I'll see you in a minute. Love you. Love you.

Enjoy.

How are you and Lorenzo now?

Good. I do want, like, more of that what we had in Casa.

It's, I guess, like, I'm trying to settle down now, and I want him to...

Yeah, I want us to, like, be, like, that Gideon fan as we were over there.

How are you?

Hmm?

There's no need.

I feel like... I don't know why you're asking.

I feel like...

I've fucked up and I hold out my hands. Do you know what I'm saying?

How... OK, within 24 hours, I was already planning

to be like, I felt it, do you get it?

I don't know what you want from me. Did you want me to have joy and be like, oh,

my gosh, like somebody that brought me here to really embarrass me? Bro, I

don't have a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend. I haven't committed

adultery. No, but you've embarrassed me, though.

No, I get it, but I'm just saying... No, you don't get it. The way you moved...

I don't know what you expected from people.

I don't know what you expected from girls. I'm in a position right now where

I've literally got nothing.

But I do apologise. I'm sorry and, you know... OK.

Well, thanks for apologising again.

Looking at you right now, I'm just irritated. Hearing your name, I'm

irritated. I can feel it.

Your aura is irritating.

Your face is irritating. Your voice is irritating.

I just feel like... Yeah.

I just feel like I've fucked up and I'm facing the music right now, innit?

Yeah.

I'mma stay away from you.

Cos I already know. That's fair.

Yeah.

OK, bye, Simba.

Hug? No, no.

Fist pump.

Hang on.

Air one, cos I don't even want to touch you.

Bye, Simba.

Feds.

Waist, man.

Ah, my one.

My one, my one, my one.

No. Oh,

my God. Guys, I've got a text.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Islanders, it's time to get red carpet ready and grab the popcorn, as tonight,

the Love Island Villa presents Movie Night!

Fuck's sake.

Yeah!

Surely not.

Oh my god. I'm scared.

I can't wait to find out all this shit now 4k show me that shit run the tapes

for real

It's Love Island movie night. We told the guys to get red carpet ready.

And let me tell you, those ladies are dressed to impress.

While the boys are, well, they're dressed.

Who's excited?

I am. I'm scared.

I don't know. I feel nervous.

I can't remember what I said yesterday, let alone four weeks ago.

Nervous energy. There's a lot of nervous energy, guys.

We're going to see this affair unfold, I reckon.

You can't talk.

You're not allowed to speak tonight.

As good as Spett gets.

Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, guys, we're starting.

Oh, my God, we get to see.

This is so mad to watch Are

you gonna spit my mouth

come on now we're gonna do spit my mouth You are a girl of your word. I literally

am. But why was this even an argument? Do you know what I said? How was that an

argument? Cav, can you see, though, why it's like you get pissed off about

things like that and then you go and do, like, a madness and it's like it doesn't

add up? Because that's why it's so bad what you did.

Of course, because we was in a good place.

Cav. But, Cav, you just saw it. And that wasn't even a big deal, though. What are

you going to do, spit in my mouth, go on then?

Apologize for overreacting over a challenge. I'm not overreacting. That's

how I felt in that time. And that's what I'm going to stand on that.

I'm not overreacting.

That's a little thing. But then you've now gone and done ten times worse.

Okay, we'll come to that when we come to that. A hundred times worse. We'll come

to that tape when that tape rolls. And I'm sure it's going to roll in a bit.

So we'll get to that. You should self-reflect. How I felt at that time, I

felt at that time. And I'll stick by that, that that's what I did.

I've already lost the fight. I can't be bothered. No.

As in a CBA.

No. Why can't they just be accountable for their actions? I see it wasn't a big

of a deal in my bad for making it a drama. And also, he is trying to make it

up to you, for fuck's sake.

Are you trying to dig your hole even more?

I just think regardless, everyone's feelings are valid, that's all.

That's what I mean. That's how I felt in that time.

That's valid, innit?

If they were saying your feelings weren't valid, or if you were saying

when their feelings weren't valid, they'd eat you.

Anyways, girls, we ate! We looked so good!

Roll the tapes. Oh, actually, God forbid what's coming next?

The affair.

Oh, yeah!

Phil,

you just lost your girl.

You were fighting for that and now she's gone. Honestly, what a waste of effort,

honestly.

Since Cab walked out of here, Lorenzo has been straight on jazz.

Back right there, I can smell tension.

Yeah! You love it!

Yeah? Yeah. I thought it would be good.

To be fair, you were a really good kiss.

I was really impressed.

Were you surprised?

Honestly, yeah. I've told you all of this. This is before a cast out. I was

actually quite surprised.

Yeah, your kiss was very good, actually.

We finally got a kiss after such a long time.

Maybe our second one will be this evening.

Oh! That was a 20%. Run it back.

Running back!

And here you have to see it, like, Cab could come back and be like, I'm not

gonna lie, I do like her, and I will be getting to know her on a level.

Well, I'll just have to crack on with Lorenzo, then.

I'll be like, cool, let me run back some old flames.

I missed his face, Jess.

I missed you.

I'm a bit scared on how I felt.

Really? And Lorenzo kept trying to pull me to chat to me.

About what?

I don't know.

He does flirt with me a lot, and then just kept being like...

If they come back and want to couple up with the people they're with, what are

you going to do? Should we get back in a couple?

I was like, I haven't thought about that. To be honest, I'm not thinking

about that. I just want him to come back.

He's like, yeah, yeah, but if they do, if they do, I feel like we should run it

back. Run back? No.

I feel like you're actually really happy with Yaz.

Not correct?

I don't know.

What,

you said he wasn't happy with me?

He didn't say that. Do you feel like you've hit a limit with Yaz?

I'm not sure.

I'm not sure either.

I think it's more you don't realise what you've got until it's gone. Until it's

gone.

I agree.

Shall we run the affair now, then?

Yeah, come on, then.

We look like we should be together.

The way we look, the way we live our life. This is brilliant. It's brilliant.

I'm pitching myself.

I'm pitching myself. I'm pitching myself.

This is a lot of flighty chat. Yeah, but that's the whole point. It was like 20%.

Should I just come and sit on top of you now and give everyone a show?

What? Sit on top of you now? That's wild.

Is this for real?

What in particular about the other villa did you miss?

Was it Irish Springs?

Was there anyone in particular?

It may have been someone in particular.

This is fucking terrible.

Did her name end in min?

It did end in min, yeah. What did it begin with?

I'm not sure yet.

That's not good.

Roll the fucking tape, sir.

Ask me whatever you want to ask me and I'll explain it.

It's all there. The affair is clear.

You told me it was all him. It's just flirty chats.

No, I told you it was 20% flirty. Come on, that's more than 20%. I think to

Lorenzo for hours. Yeah, but you're talking flirty chats and then you're

saying it's flirty chats.

They're literally doing it in plain sight and you're going, should I just

sit on you and give you a show? And I was about to explain that to you. That

was after you came to me and asked for the break and I lost my shit.

And then I just said, I'm over this. And I literally said, I feel like everyone's

asking me for a fucking show. Should I give you a show? It was a joke. That's

what she said.

That's literally, it was actually a joke. 80% of the time, Lorenzo and I

speak as friends. And I've told you that.

I've never touched him. I've never kissed him. I've never done anything.

Even in the challenge.

What about the run it back? There's obviously something there. The run it

back. That was part of the joke. Second kiss. All of this stuff. Most of this

stuff was also before the sleepover, which I told you after the sleepover, I

was way more behaved.

It did look very flirty, didn't it? Yeah, it looked really fucking bad.

What about Lorenzo? Is it just me who gets a stick? What do you have to say?

I think that that was a representation of the 20%. I'll be honest, like, me and

Cav were literally going crazy for days thinking, like, what the fuck's going

on? I feel, like, validated in what we were thinking.

I do.

100%. It just makes me realise that I've made the right decision completely over

in Casa. You can't compare us. You're not even thinking about me. You're

actually thinking more about Jazz, who you're not even a couple with, over me

over in Casa.

That's crazy. You all know my personality.

You know all of those comments. Your personality is irrelevant.

Oh, I'm joking, I'm joking. Like, it doesn't matter. You're saying what you

said. Just be like, I'm really sorry, I know that's not nice to see, we can move

on. But I've always said to you that I'm a flirty person, and we have flirty

chat. An apology?

An apology.

I'm sorry that you've had to see that.

You should have just said that in the first place, but it is what it is. It's

not about seeing.

It's not about seeing, it's about what you've done. But I've made the right

decision, and that's just, like, solidified that, 100%. Wow.

That's not great, bro. I'll be honest. I feel for Yaz to watch that. It's not

great. Do you know what I mean?

You're supposed to be in a couple with Yaz and you're flirting with Jazz.

Even over there and you're saying you still think Jazz. Come on, bro.

You don't have a leg to stand on to be pissed off at me for what I've done

because I've done nothing wrong.

No, I never said that I was pissed off with what you've done. I said I was

pissed off the way that you reacted.

But I feel like Jasmine and I have been honest with everybody.

Yeah, but I didn't realise how much you were into Jazz in that sense.

Like, that's not what you said to me.

But... Those were jokes.

I just think you've got literally no leg to stand on and it's actually

embarrassing. So just leave it there.

We have another new excuse.

Just say it's a joke.

Say it's a joke.

It's only a joke.

Come on.

Optics are not great.

You alright?

I'm fine.

Oh, I'm not going to like this. I already don't like it.

Yeah.

Are we not here to flirt?

It's Love Island Movie Night. For your information, the Love Island Board of

Film Censors have given tonight's movies the following classifications.

U, PG, OMG and FU.

Love Actually.

You've came to me with an attitude, so don't start your fucking pitch.

If he thinks he's staying in there, he can go and suck my fucking dick.

Fuck his dick. Fool me once, shame on you, but fool me twice, that's my

fucking fault for even loving that. Ellie, you're so strong, you stand on

it. My mib.

Mibs. Everyday David.

But do you know what is good?

Finn. Yeah, I love it. He seems very interested. You look good together.

He would never do that. He's actually just so genuinely nice.

Stop.

Finlay. Back off.

Oh, no.

But he's over there telling, like, the boys how much he misses you.

He is the one I can feel like me I don't need to put on

a persona of being like a specific person I don't need to put up a front I

don't need to be that person who's guarded I can be myself And he likes

that about me and that's why I like him so much That's fact

That's actually cool.

That's actually mad.

Ellie!

Fuck, I want one like that.

I went half mad, not mad.

Yeah.

I'm scared of you sometimes.

She stands on business.

Finn, how do you feel?

Yeah, it's just mad to see, do you know what I mean? And mad to actually, like,

yeah, just hear it.

You put, like, Ellie in, like, her soft girl era, truly.

Yeah, from the start of that clip, fuck me.

Woo! Yeah.

I'm scared!

The big Lebrowski.

Oh!

I'm really nervous.

I feel an exclusivity.

Every day, we are getting closer and closer. Yeah, as a brother...

Looking in, I love what you have. I'm actually jealous of what you have, in a

way. Honestly, you've come in and you've found somebody, like, it's unbelievable,

Cal. I feel like that's great.

But also, like, you know where you both stand with each other. As soon as you

put a label of exclusivity... See how he cock-pocked it? Do you see how he cock

-pocked it?

I think sit on it today. I would.

Maybe you're right, boys.

I do actually really like it. I think that's the problem. The whole

compatibility thing is the issue.

I don't actually think we're talking about him. We're giving him the same

advice every single time.

This is what I'm saying. The only other bit of advice we can give him now is by

taking a step back.

It's not that bad.

I think the only way we can possibly make something out of it is I want to

take an emotional step back.

If things are meant to be, they're meant to be. Do you know what I mean?

I can't take an emotional step back. I don't know how I'm supposed to do that.

I mean, I just want to spend more time with the boys, have a laugh in there.

Everything Cav knows, I've taught him.

He may not admit it, but, like, everything that he does know has come

from myself.

I'm kind of comparing her to jazz.

I just think Charlene's energy is, like, warm and, like, happy and friendly.

The whole jazz thing, like, it was very fiery all the time, and he's not that

person. There are two very different people. I'm gonna join this here and

this time here and get to know Charlene and like And the same time that

happening more. Oh But even leaving here I can see this happening.

I've got a smile back on my face. I know bro I mean, I'm not enjoying my time.

Oh, I can see that you're enjoying yourself That shit I

think everything I said everything that was said just then Thought it was all

right. I think it's crazy how much have you listened to your brother?

Yeah, but he's my brother.

It's my brother.

Yeah, but it's like sometimes have a mind of your own. I mean, like, if you

had your sister in here, would you listen to your sister?

You know what I mean? You can kind of understand why he would lean on his

brother a lot. When I'm seeing my brother in that sort of state of mind,

when he's upset, he's sad, coming into Qatar and seeing the change of mood, to

me, that is a positive thing.

And I see that he's happy and he's laughing.

I mean, at the end of the day, I mean, I want him to be happy, you know?

I don't like seeing him sad.

I don't think Aiden's ever told him, like, what to do.

But he was happy with Jazz, though. Did you not hear what he was saying? He

wanted to make it exclusive. He was happy with her.

Aiden, if he had asked me then I would have said yes. And that was when we were

good and it would have continued like that. You did ruin that. But also I'm

not mad with you.

But also I'm not mad with you because I actually do get it. That's your sibling

and you have your own opinion.

I always had that feeling that maybe you didn't love that for him. Because I'm a

big sister so I get what that means to Kev. But it's okay. I'm not mad at you

for it. The advice I was giving him was to talk it out, to work things out. I

was always telling him to do that. Do you see what I'm saying?

No, I'm not mad. I promise you I'm not mad.

It's always me and fucking Kev.

Charlene sees now where we were at.

You got this.

You got this.

Do not, do not, do not, do not, do not.

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.

I can't cry, I can't cry.

Don't, don't. I feel like it's only gonna get worse from here.

Mamamika!

But I do feel like boundaries is early.

It is early for boundaries, though, you're right. But also, it's just hard.

But I do wish we could, like, go to bed and, like, cuddle. I know, I know,

cuddle and, you know, all that good stuff.

Ew.

I'm literally battling whether to kiss you right now or maybe wait a little bit

longer. Like, of course I'm interested.

Of course I am. This is so annoying.

This has been nice, you know, being able to come out of the villa.

And we're away from everyone. I feel like that's a massive bonus, you know?

You, like, make me go...

Really? Yeah.

Yeah, you make me a little bit giddy.

When did I say all this shit?

I can't watch myself kiss.

No, guys, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.

I would love to have spent a night with you in bed. Me too.

I've got a game, though.

I don't know if you know it, but basically me and Tom had a conversation.

And he basically said that he really still cares about me.

Oh, little Mickey Mouse, I just love her.

But she's a type where she will freak out and probably push him away

ultimately.

What? What was that last phrase that was said? I think I said basically that I

think Priya, if I told her, I wasn't entirely sure about how I felt with Sam.

I knew that you liked me.

I knew that was there.

But obviously I wasn't sure and I didn't want to mention it until I was entirely

sure. Which is completely fair.

So, because I said I think Priya would probably freak out, maybe push Samaraj

away. It's not a nice watch. No, of course not. And I'm sorry, Angie. But

also, you and I were on a break, so it's not that deep. Do you know what I mean?

God, I look like I'm fucking Mark all the time.

OK, but can we acknowledge that most of the clip was about this dynamic PR?

Like, genuinely?

I thought that... Can I say something? Angie, with that there...

like there was nothing there that you didn't know about obviously it's not

nice to see you know about that you wanted to be all caught up with her and

you was like oh my gosh like yeah i just want to be caught up with you like oh

god like if i can in prison i think i think with that one because remember

what i said to you you set the boundary you said that You know, I can get to

know Mika, but just know... I never set the boundary. You set the boundary. OK,

I set the boundary. Why do you keep saying that? I never knew that. And she

never knew that. All right, cool, cool.

If I'd have known a lot of the things, though, Simba, that you were saying to

Angie... Why did you need to know? I'd have never pursued that. Why did you

need to know about boundaries, though?

I just would have never, ever had went there. Like, the things you say to her,

it's wild.

Like, and then the things you do to her...

are wild so i'm like i just would have never gotten involved with you in the

first place personally personally me i'm not gonna lie i don't really think that

whole clip was about me i'm just gonna say i don't feel like i was main you

know what i mean so when my time comes in i'll speak yeah you can move on yeah

lion king portrait oh for fuck's

sakes i'm rocking you and only you oh

Can I trust that?

You can trust that.

Yeah, no more misbehaving. I just want to enjoy this experience with you.

I just need to just be grateful for what I have.

And, like I said, you're my focus, you're my priority.

Obviously, I coupled up with Angie.

You know, it's going really well, truthfully.

But are you still open? Definitely, definitely, definitely, definitely open.

Fucking hell. I was like, yeah, this is somebody that I'll chat to on the

outside.

Are you a cuddler?

Yeah, I am a cuddler.

Are you sharing a bed with me, then? I don't know.

I'm just asking you a question. Who are you cuddling with in bed?

No-one's asked me to be in bed with them, yeah.

Would you like to share a bed with them?

Yeah, of course. Really?

Yeah. If I kiss someone today, then it's like, yeah, I'm proper feeling you type

of thing.

Damn. Mm.

Today.

I think today could be the day.

Interesting.

What's your thoughts on that?

Not him planning the fucking kiss.

Fucking hell.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I actually feel bad.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, God.

Simba, man.

What the fuck?

Optics are not great. I laugh when I'm walking. I'm so sorry. I actually can't

believe. Yeah, sorry.

It's him planning the kiss. What did I plan?

You planned the kiss. You were like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think that might

happen then today.

Why are you planning the kiss?

I would have thought it was just in the moment. You're planning the kiss.

You're thinking about it. I hold out my hands. I'm going to always take

accountability for my actions. I fucked up. It's just sickening. I think we

realised the kissing was a step too far.

Yeah, yeah. We realised that. I know what I rubbed out, but I feel like at

the end of the day, it does take two to tango. I feel like...

Can you watch your eyes?

In a second, I came in there with a blank canvas.

Simba, you knew what you had here. Don't do that. All right, cool, man. All

right, cool. It takes two to tango. What the hell is that?

I'm not in a relationship with her. What?

The only reason I'm saying that is because in that clip, you said the first

thing. You said something about kissing.

And I asked you, what is the situation? I'm open. You openly said it to

everybody. I hear what you're saying. Oh, definitely, definitely, definitely,

definitely. To confirm everybody, I'm open, yeah?

respectfully says this between me and angie and like i said from day one i'm

definitely involved and you just definitely pointed your fingers at me to

tell angie look look and it wasn't me to tango don't do that and now you're

telling me now you're telling me i'm not involved to be quiet

You've insulted me. You brought me here and embarrassed me and put me in a

triangle and ended it in less than 24 hours. Like I said to you, you've been

poking at me. You've been poking at me. No!

Calm, calm, leave it.

Idiot. Absolute idiot. I feel like it's nothing to do with her.

She's a castle girl.

She's supposed to lay it on thick. It's whether you bite and you bit.

He chewed. He fucking chewed and he swallowed it.

I feel like at the end of the day, you should be...

sat there quietly, listen to what I have to say. You can't sit here and mope

around. I'm supposed to be the one doing the moping around. This is too much shit

for me. I know, I know. It's jarring.

Fuck.

I'll never stop apologising. I treat people well. This is the thanks that I

get. I know, I know. It's crazy.

Roll the next thing, man. Roll the next thing, man.

Done.

It's been a summer of massive blockbuster sequels, Scream 7, Toy Story

5, and right now Simba's just praying they aren't about to release The Lion

King Part 3.

Sorry.

Sean's all that.

Obviously me and Lola are so good, but I'd love an actual test.

Just to see.

Like, I know I wouldn't, but I just want that test. I just want it. Pray, Scott.

Very good gluteus maximus. I think I went exclusive too early boys. I think I

went exclusive a bit too early boys Only 15 I didn't say that though. I didn't

say that. No way. That's me. No way I never said that

Fitsie's crumbling already.

It's nice weather, I'm happy.

Yulia, did you just hear that? They just went, Fitsie's crumbling already.

I'm Charlene, I'm 27 and I'm from Dublin and I do social media.

Yeah, a couple up with Lola, going really well.

But I did say I wanted a test.

Why do you need a test?

Because in there, there's no test at all. Like, if you're in here, you may as

well kind of go through tests.

And if you come out the other side, happy days.

So is there anything you've seen that you think we need to know?

Kitty, I thought you were going to be so much more like, you're very, like, mad.

I said this to you a bit.

Do you want more from me is what you're saying? Yeah.

It's because I know you. It's funny business.

No, no, no, no.

Just good friends, yeah?

Just pals.

Yeah.

Pals to lovers.

Yeah, yeah.

The way it goes, innit?

Yeah, she wouldn't have taken it.

Maybe. Maybe. Give it a few days.

Two girls here that would be my type on paper, Marta and Julia.

But I'm not going to be kissing anyone or any of that stuff. Oh,

here we go.

This is really... I'm going to... Yeah!

Go on, Pissy!

Oh, no.

He did pick her up. He did pick her up.

Oh, my God.

Oh, this is bad.

Wait,

this is insane.

Well, I see what you want, Angel.

I know, yeah. Well, I explained it to you. No, to be fair, he explained

everything. I completely get it. He did what he had to do.

Lola, it's not great, babe. Out of context. You were okay with that and you

were mad at me. Why does Lola always dismiss it?

Lola needs to speak up. That's hurtful.

I was chatting to Cab after that challenge and he said, oh, you're so

lucky. I said, no offence, girls, but I just said I didn't enjoy that at all. I

wish I didn't do it. Yeah, you looked like you didn't enjoy.

I'm very content with...

that I think he did what you have to do in a challenge and I'm sure that we've

talked about it. And you knew about those multiple kisses. And it's been

explained and you did what you had to do in a challenge and that just is what it

is. Also, does the picking up thing annoy you or not?

No, it's actually chill.

He told me everything already. We've literally talked about it. Okay, okay.

Because you said as long as a girl doesn't pick, as long as he doesn't pick

up a girl.

You did say that. Yeah, you did say that. You know how I was picked up on

the... Okay.

Okay. Like, I'm just trying to validate also. No, no, 100%. Honestly, if he'd

not said what happened in that challenge and watching that, I'd be like,

actually, what the fuck? That's horrifying.

I do think it is interesting, though, because, like, Lola in the challenge did

not do anything like that.

But as long as you guys are good, that's all that matters. It's between you.

Lola, very, very mature take, a very mature approach.

It doesn't change anything. I know what happened. He told me what happened. He's

always so honest with me.

No, honestly, no comments at all.

Moving on then. Moving on then. Lovely film.

The Princess Jasmine Diaries.

I am with Cav.

Recently it's been very messy.

Cav doesn't necessarily, like, feel super secure in our connection.

Would you say in that situation you're closed off?

No, we're not closed off. See, technically on a break right now. Oh,

really? Oh, dear.

Casa Amor!

This has come at an important time, and we all need to indulge. You are the kind

of person I probably would go for outside.

This is the type of guy I date. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't bother. I

would just tell you, like, I'm sorry, I'm good where I'm at, but... Makes

sense. I think you just need someone that's, like, quite easygoing, but who's

going to be kind of obsessed with you as well, like... Yeah, I think that's what

I want, exactly that.

Feel like Jordan's like the quiet confidence. It's like understated

That's the hottest thing ever I feel like I'm weirdly in a good

position because Priya likes him, too So if Priya wants to run that she knows

that I'm They do I would get the best I told

you that why are you laughing? I told you that And I told Priya that and

Jordan I'll still like I have no more chats with you, but, like, I'm being

honest, like, with Jasmine.

Really? Yeah.

I feel like you should be open to the chat.

Well, I don't want to be.

Why?

Because I don't want to.

I'm surprised.

Well, like, I'm attracted to you. Like, I'm not necessarily attracted to her so

much. Oh, you're not? No.

I'm such a loyal person and it feels so, like, sneaky to, like, do stuff when he

can't see it.

That's why, like, it would be so lit if Priya brought you back because then I

can just be like, OK, cool, like...

Fuck now just so you know like I'm getting to know such a mug in here I

need to show that I'm interested in him. Also. I wish you could run it with

Jordan. Honestly, I really wish that So anyway, I'm trying to kind of run it

with Jordan. You need to be on that I think you need to be on it when you were

talking about you I was like, well to be honest for me It's a win-win like my

girl can come in with a boy who's handsome to him Yeah, I literally said

that I said my girl can come in with a guy who's handsome and that she actually

likes cuz she's not really sure she's feeling Carlos and equally I get to have

you in the villa, who I think is attractive.

I don't need to, like, fuck it up with Kat. I was like, for me, I'm winning.

Brilliant. I love it.

So, basically, my casting experience was exactly like yours, bar the kissing.

And I owned it and brought Charlene back, yeah? While you was trying to play

a game and get Priya to take Jordan in, you literally went to Priya, yeah, yeah,

bring him back, this, this, this, just so you could get to know him. Priya and

me can sort this out, but...

With Jordan, he knew exactly where I was at. And I told you also that I was

getting to know Jordan. But I also never, ever, ever overstepped. So why am

I getting absolutely slaughtered for what I've done? But I wasn't upset with

you bringing Charlene back. I told you that. I literally said to you that. So

the kiss is the only problem you've got with me? Yes, I told you. Kissing and

cuddling. And also, at the end of the day, it was my choice. I got to pick

what I wanted to do. And I said, I'm not going to bring Jordan back. And I told

you that. Because Priya was doing it for you. I didn't know she was going to

bring him back.

I didn't know until after the fact. She came to me and said, what did you

decide? And I told her, she'd already decided.

I'd already decided too. I don't think you can be as angry with me as you are.

Did you see anything flirty or pass the point there? No, you didn't. If you came

back alone and said to me, we are exclusive, I would have been like,

Jordan, I'm so sorry. It was so nice getting to know you. But enjoy Priya, me

and Kev are exclusive.

It was in the Casa experience.

I did not indulge at all. And Jordan can vouch for that. Bless him. Don't even

try to equate it to you. Well, I am.

Are you good?

I'm very good.

No, you're not. You're actually not well. What are you on about?

You're all getting on to me when you're doing the same thing. I didn't do the

same thing. You didn't kiss. I can't do anything. You didn't kiss.

I stepped on every night in your T-shirt in front of the boys. Spoke about you

the whole time. To Tommy, to everyone.

I found it so hard.

I saw the kissing picture. That's why I kicked off when you came back.

She was so quiet.

I didn't feel it. I missed you so much. That was not a mind game. That was my

cast experience.

My issue is how you move there. How little you speak about me. That's my

problem.

I can't get you out of my mind. You said to me, I put you in my mind. I can't do

that. I go to sleep and I see you in my head.

Don't equate it.

Can I just speak for a sec?

Both of you have a bit blindsided me there because I had Carlos who literally

was doing everything for me.

Fair enough, I wasn't feeling it.

If I knew that you wasn't interested, I wouldn't have picked you. You never said

that to me.

It's just a bit of a kick in the teeth.

That was the first day, like, do you know what I mean? And then obviously

Jazz, he said to you openly.

word for word, I'm more interested in you, but you never relayed that to me.

No, to be fair, I think I was quite taken aback in that moment, and I'm

sorry it comes across like that.

I've literally put myself in a triangle. I could have picked Carlos.

No, but there's no triangle.

We haven't done anything. Because you want Cav, though. Do you know what I

mean? Yeah, well, yeah, but I genuinely didn't.

like, do it in a malicious way.

It's just hard to watch that, cos I'm, like, looking like a fucking mug,

sitting at the bloody thing with my fucking hat on like a cowgirl, going,

yeah, Jazz, yeah, and it's like, you kind of knew that... No, but I didn't

know. You just fucking look like a mug, seriously.

It's just thing after thing after thing after thing. You're right. Fucking

right. You're very right.

Samraj like it hot.

You're not allowed to talk about me.

I do

feel

like a priority with you. I do feel like you're putting your energy most into us.

Because you are my priority.

That's why.

Because you and I get on so well. Yeah. I can talk to you easily in the bedtime.

I have a better conversation with you than I do with Prit or anyone else in

bed. Obviously, going away to the thing, I also, like, really missed you and I

was like, I don't know if it's on a friend thing.

I missed you so much. I was like, it's not the same about Mika.

Me and Prit are in a good place, but I don't know.

I think... Oh, eh?

Yeah, and Bob Ados.

LAUGHTER

I don't want to say some crazy statement. This is between us, because

obviously it's us.

But, like, I'm getting the ick.

Oh, really?

Did you know?

No. I think I'm bored by it. I don't know if I'm forcing it or giving it a

chance. And if it's going good, but the thing is... You're giving it a chance.

Oh, this is so awkward.

Hello.

Come join. Yeah, I'm just telling him I don't know. He's has to take Sam's roll

-up as well. I want to continue our conversation.

I want to speak to you. Okay.

I love you. I missed you.

See you.

She's all right? Yeah. You okay?

Wait, come back.

Oh, God, I like a mug. Where are you going, though?

To the bathroom.

Okay. Oh, this is bad. Where do we leave off of? You said you missed me. I missed

you, too, a lot, actually. My feelings for you never went.

Wait. What?

What? I don't know. Are they OK?

I think he's upset about Sam.

Oh. I think he's upset about Sam.

Whatever is meant to be will be.

It will all align and happen.

I hope so.

What is going on? I don't know.

I don't know if I'm bugging out.

She's staring like I see it from the corner of my eye. They're all going at

me.

She's going to get mad at me.

Don't even get mad.

Are they, like, rekindling something up? They've been up there ages.

What are you going to say to her?

I just wanted to continue our conversation.

Cos we got disturbed last time.

By her?

Yeah, I know, that was so awkward.

You think I should tell her or no?

About what?

Me. I don't want to do it, though. No, no.

Are you guys getting back together?

Yeah, basically, we've proposed.

I was like, no, we're kindling, shall we? No. What is wrong with you? I'm

fine, I'm fine. I'm fine, I promise you.

Are you going to fantasy me more?

Yeah, obviously.

Or should we share in a bed with you if I didn't?

It's basically what I said to you before, but obviously it's not. I'm

sorry. That was so dishonest. No, honestly, and I know it looks really

sneaky and I'll agree because it is. But you both, I don't care. Go up to the

terrace. Don't feed me shit if you've got the ick. You should have told me

that as a friend.

Yeah, I should have. And also, it's so bad from you because you got into bed

with me that night and kissed me.

So where's the ink at then? When we're in bed? You kept bringing up old stuff.

Non-stop mention, I've got options. Non-stop mention, hot commodity, all

this other stuff. But that's a joke, though.

That's literally my humour that you now understand. Now I understand. At that

time, I did not understand. Don't make it such a thing. It was a joke. It's a

joke. I can barely talk.

Why didn't you just say... You keep interrupting. Let me finish my point.

Sam Raj, don't be rude to me. I'm not being rude. I'm literally pulling you up

on something.

You keep interrupting. I'm not interrupting.

Oh, my God. Fucking hurry on, then.

Say what you want to say. And I'm being rude. This is what you do. You blow your

lid and then you wonder why. I'll get the ick.

Ick's a strong word. Looking back.

I raised my hands. I shouldn't have said the word ick. My feelings for Mika were

always there deep down. But I do know where her head's at. But over time, I

get there was a grey area.

I shouldn't have gone into bed with you. I shouldn't have spoke to Mika and then

gone in the kitchen and given you a hug. That is moggy. And I do raise my hands.

And I do apologize to you.

I really do apologize about that, Priya. I should have told you about the ick

thing. Meeks, if that was me and you were in a couple with somebody and

they've told me that they've got the ick with you, I would probably say, Meeks,

do you know what?

Like, I feel like you need to have a conversation. I don't know if he's 100%

into that.

And then you're saying, and she's interrupting.

It's like the thing where I just feel a bit shit here because I'm just like, you

and Jazz are like my fucking closest girls in here. And it's like, I fucking

back you both to the ground. You know I fucking do. I would fucking shout at

them boys over you both any fucking day of the week and you know I would. So

it's just like, have the fucking same for me because I look like a twat.

I know, and I'm sorry for you. It's both of you two. It's hurtful to me. It's

just like, I look like a mug.

Bloody hell.

Yeah.

We're down.

We're down.

We're down.

Tomorrow night.

Movie night.

Continues.

I am so, like, attracted to you. Really? Honestly.

Charlene, where have you been for four weeks, Charlene?

Oh, my God, Cal.

I literally can't fucking deal with this shit.

Saved the best till last, eh?