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Previously on Love Island, the Casa craziness continues.

So what's your usual type? Tall, dark and handsome. Here we go. Happy?

I want to kiss you right now. Of course you do.

It's really fun, isn't it? Fancy as well.

Do you like to share a bed with me? Yeah.

Morning,

bro. She kept talking about Angie, did she?

I miss Simba so much, it don't even make no damn sense.

We might have a kiss today, that might mark my... Maybe.

Yeah. If you stop asking.

I really miss Cav, like, I miss his little face.

You're my priority.

Good, that's a tick.

I like him so much, I could beat myself.

My eyes are probably just on you right now.

Noted, noted, noted.

Do you want a kiss?

What, right now?

Mm-hmm.

You're the only person I actually wanted to have a kiss with. Good things take

time. You're such a cute couple.

Thanks, Fitz.

She wouldn't kiss me.

It's all right, you can crawl on shoulder.

This morning, instead of kissing other girls, you should have been speaking to

me. Sorry, I can't because I'm really emotional.

And the fellas were in a spin.

Is that 20?

Yeah! Go on, Pissy!

No, I'm sorry, it's gone.

Too late.

Sneaky Selfie.

Today you will take part in a secret selfie challenge.

Cute. Oh, cuties!

And then you should get a pic with Kath and Charlie.

Casa girls have entered the chat.

Great.

Oh!

Oh I feel sick.

One villa won Don't Bottle It, meaning they claim TV's ultimate prize, a non

-alcoholic cocktail party.

I've been to a non-alcoholic cocktail party, absolutely horrible. I woke up

the next day and remembered everything.

It's a random guy sleeping in our beds, bro.

Yesterday you said, are you ever thinking about the other villa? I did

actually think about it today.

I know you did, it's just funny, like you. Why did I think?

It's just you, man.

No, but I know you did. I did.

I kind of miss it a bit. What in particular about the other villa did you

miss? Was it the Irish Springs?

Was there anyone in particular?

It may have been someone in particular.

I don't know.

I'll be getting someone.

Did her name end in min?

It did end in min, yeah. What did it begin with? What did it begin with? I'm

not sure yet.

Do you think I went too far with mine? No. No.

Everyone was doing it and I had to, especially after yesterday. It's just a

challenge. Is that what you're worried about? No, I'm not that worried. I know

she went for it, so...

Sean won his round of Don't Bottle It, but Detective Lola's pretty chill, so

once forensics have searched the crime scene and fingerprinted Sean, she'll

consider the matter closed.

I'm actually genuinely chill.

OK, good. Don't get me wrong. No, I'm glad you're chill. Don't get me wrong.

Not me in corporate chic, like, doing the most respectful shit ever out there.

For him to be over there... I'll be honest. ..we lost with two kisses and a

thruple kiss. This is my point, though. I'm only sitting you down this one

second only because...

Your hand, obviously, there's no point in being annoyed about it now.

That's my thing. My thing is, no point being annoyed about it now. As soon as

he comes back, obviously, I'm just like, miss you forever.

Can I just say, though, what did he do to top that?

That's what I'm saying. That is what I'm saying. Did he kiss every girl? I'm just

saying, in order to top that, he's kissed two girls separately, then three

-way kiss. I know. But like I said, there's no point in me, like, moaning

about it now. No point.

But honestly, I am just like... I do also want to put it on your radar so you

don't... Because I feel like you're entitled to feel pissed off about this

situation. No, I am pissed off. But...

Also, at the minute, it just is what it is. I agree.

There's nothing I can physically do about the situation now.

I've not done anything I regret in the situation. I've done great.

I'd rather him sit with the guilt rather than me.

And he's going to be the one having to sit with the guilt.

And if he doesn't feel guilt, then that says a lot about him.

Do you reckon he's sharing a bed with someone?

Yeah, I reckon.

I hope he's literally can't even sleep over it and I hope he's losing sleep and

I hope he's sitting there thinking, oh, she lost her challenge. I think I've set

the bar as me losing, so at least have the decency to lose yours as well. But

obviously not, so, yeah, I do miss him, but also...

I feel like Jordan's, like, the quiet confidence. It's, like, understated.

100%. Like, he knows he's got it. Not in your face. He knows he's got it. He

doesn't need to do too much. That's the hottest thing ever. What's annoying is

if it wasn't Cassette, but he came in as a bombshell. Oh, my God.

It would be a no-brainer. I'd be, like, doing whatever I want, and I would be

relaying it to Cap.

But I feel like I'm weirdly in a good position because Priya likes him, too.

So if Priya wants to run that, she knows that I'm also interested.

And I need Pat, because they also look good together. They do. I would get the

best of both worlds. It's a win-win.

I would literally get the best of both worlds. It's fully a win-win.

You surprised me how funny you are.

Like, you're actually too joke.

Thank you.

That's so funny.

I love that. Like, yeah.

You don't want... I didn't know what to expect, but, like, you just are really

funny. Oh, thank you. That's such a compliment.

I mean, what's his name over there?

Who's been really pursuing you? I've just forgotten his name.

Oh, over there. Who is it? Is it Carlos? Carlos, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, of

course. Yeah, Carlos.

How do you feel about him?

So, I do... Yeah, yeah, I do like him. I do like him.

I think... Obviously, we barely even got a chance to speak yesterday, so I don't

even know if you knew you were in my top three. Didn't know.

Do you really like Carlos? Obviously, you shared a bed last night.

I feel like you gave off a little bit more of a mature vibe that I wanted to

just explore a little bit more.

I mean, yeah, like, I'd be stupid not to. I have told Jasmine, though, like, I

was focused on her.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But, like, I did say, like, obviously I'll speak to people, do you know what I

mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fair enough.

That's fair enough. Yeah. I didn't know I was in your top three, though. I wish

I knew this, like, yesterday. I didn't have a clue.

But no, listen, I'm interested, so obviously, so you know that. I know now,

I know now. You know that.

OK, good.

Also, getting to know you as well tonight a bit more, you've got a lot

about you, so I was just like, no. Yeah, I mean, it takes a while for me to

fully, like... Come out your shell. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but you did great tonight.

Yeah, but I was... And you had a fun night.

I'm not being funny, but... No, yeah, yeah. You had a fun time. That kind of

sped up the whole process.

For sure. I've landed.

You've landed.

I love that.

It feels so weird.

We're sitting here now, when we were doing the challenge, like, an hour ago,

two hours ago.

I know.

Do you know what is weird?

We're, like,

giving, like, looking at all the other couples, like, trying to work out what's

what.

And then our dare's just got the worst dare. But then we made it good, though.

We did make it good.

You did very well.

But I didn't want to stop.

You didn't want to stop? I didn't want to stop kissing.

Is that bad?

No, I felt the same, I think.

To be honest with you, I actually can't really remember what went on because I

was just focusing on everything else.

I just remember kissing you. That's all I remember.

Do you want me to give you a kiss?

Maybe. Maybe.

That was a good kiss. It was.

It was a good kisser.

Sorry you, actually.

It was even good in the challenge.

Yeah, I thought that.

I didn't know how long to carry on for. I didn't really want to stop, but I

thought, actually, like, we've probably done enough there, yeah.

We can probably save that for later, maybe.

Wait, John, did she say she got the... Got the what?

For me.

No. Nah,

she didn't say anything negative.

Did you say I was number one or no?

I didn't ask for the order.

She just said top three.

Sorry.

Yeah, she didn't tell me what order.

Yeah.

How are you feeling?

Where did Priya go?

I think she's feeling Jordan, bro.

What are you feeling? You had it rough, hadn't you?

I've been through the trenches, bro.

It's not... I'm not...

Pursuing prayer, bro.

I've been in the trenches, though, haven't I? Not really, bro.

You're deepening it too much. No, it's normal practice.

On the outside, I wouldn't be asked to be an auction, but here, it's a

different reality.

Yeah, nice.

Martha's been to Brazil and she loved the people there. I once spent a bit of

time living with a Brazilian, but it got really itchy, so in the end, I just let

it grow back out. In Brazil, everyone just kisses each other.

Bit of a sweeping statement, but...

Apparently it's a bit like that.

Everyone kisses everyone in Brazil.

If you, like, look at each other for a long time... Yeah, I actually heard

that. Kiss in the street.

I heard that saying, actually. I thought, we need to make Castro more

like Brazil.

Do you think? Maybe, yeah. I agree.

I think... Like, it's not that deep.

I think when we walked into that villa, there was different rules and

regulations. Which villa?

That one.

Like, everything means, like, too much, do you know what I mean?

I feel like coming in here, it's like different rules and regulations, you

know? Yeah, and I think we were just deep in it a bit, Mark. Yeah, might as

well just stay here. You said that. Yeah. What?

Might as well stay here, wouldn't we?

Yeah, don't go back. I actually don't really want to go back.

Why? I don't want to.

You don't want to leave the holiday?

Yeah, let's just stay on holiday.

Cancel the flights.

Video editor Jordan told me he was taking Jasmine up to the terrace. I

said, what's your plan?

He said, well, we'll start with a wide, go to a mid-shot, then if I kiss her,

cut to a close-up with some sexy piano music.

How was your chat with Priya?

Yeah, she was just telling me that she's interested.

So I was like, cool.

I was still, like, having normal chats with you, but, like, I'm being honest,

like, I'm with...

My head's with Jasmine.

Really? Yeah.

I feel like you should be open to the chat.

Well, I don't want to be.

Why?

Because I don't want to.

I'm surprised.

Well, like, I'm attracted to you. Like, I'm not necessarily attracted to her so

much. Oh, you're not? No.

Well, that's just the truth, you know? How would you feel if... Curve?

Yeah, how do you feel about that right now?

I mean, it's just so difficult to navigate because I think... For me, the

ideal situation would have been if you came in as a bombshell while he's here.

And then I can communicate with him at the same time and be like, look, I'm

getting to know Jordan.

I still really like you, but equally I owe it to myself to get to know him.

I'm such a loyal person and it feels so sneaky to do stuff when he can't see it.

That's why it would be so lit if Priya brought you back because then I can just

be like, okay, cool.

Just so you know, like I'm getting to know him and I do like him Yeah, that's

just such a mad way of doing it. It's a mad way of doing if you don't like her

That's not I'm not saying it to you because I want you to do you know, I

mean, yeah Yeah to like to like bring you back and want to get to know you

while I also Have something good with cab and then I have to navigate both and

I had don't think he'll bring someone back if I'm being honest I think no, I

think you'll get to know someone I think you'll entertain it and you'll indulge

in the experience, but I feel like

he knows me quite well and knows I would probably lose my shit if he, like, did

something too much.

It's a lot for you to hear. Obviously, it's not nice to hear when you like

someone and that they've got something else as well. Yeah, I just wish that

just wasn't a thing, cos then it would just be so much easier. Yeah. And I

don't want to, like, force anything.

It's a lot harder when you're actually, like, a respectful person, or, like...

Yeah, it is.

If you just don't really give a shit, it's probably the best place in the

world to be.

Do you know what I mean?

Jordan is very attractive.

Obviously, I fancy him. I also really fancy Cav, and I really miss Cav.

And then I have this gorgeous six-foot-six boy in front of me telling

me he wants me and only me.

So, like, what can a woman do with this information, please?

What am I supposed to do?

I really enjoyed sharing about you last night. I really enjoyed the game. I'm

really enjoying getting to know you.

But I feel like I don't want to close it.

Not close it, but I just don't want to fully focus on you and then still have

interest elsewhere because I did want to speak to Jordan as well. I hadn't had a

chance to even spoken to him. You told me that already.

That's fine. We already established that. I knew that chat was going to be

had. But, like, yeah, like, you owe it to yourself. I owe it to myself because,

like, I've not really had that many options. I'm just like, if I close

things... Not close things off, but, like, if I just focus on you and don't

speak to him at all, then it's kind of like... If I'm kissing you, then I start

kissing you, then he's going to be like, oh, I can't really... I don't know,

like, I don't want to chat to you more, and then...

Do you see what I mean? Yeah, no, I do. So I do feel like I want to get to know

him a bit more, and then once I'm a little bit more set, then we can maybe

have a bit outside of a challenge.

Yeah, no, I look forward to it.

But what is he saying?

Because I feel like he's quite into jazz.

I feel like, do you want me to be completely transparent?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm not. We were chatting earlier, and obviously I

asked him, like, so how was that? And he said, he was like, yeah, I'm not really

on Priya. He's proper, like, Jasmine.

Okay. Well, he just said that now?

Yeah. Fine. Fair, fair, fair. But, like, he knows that.

And, like, he at least heard him say that. Obviously, don't go press him

about the situation.

No, no, no, no, no. But he did say that. He's more into jazz, and I could see

that. But, like, I feel like they have got something anyway.

Yeah, fine. Like, I feel like... Cos they've been getting to know each other

since, like, we came in here. Yeah. But, like, look, you know, do your thing,

Prilla. Aidan really likes personal shop on Martha.

I asked Martha to buy me something that showed off my best features.

She got me a boiler suit and a balaclava.

There are still connections there with other people, so there obviously are

feelings towards other people.

I did kiss Samraj earlier and we had a nice chat. Yeah.

Obviously, you and him are so different.

My chat with Samraj was quite interesting and deep and intellectual.

OK, well, let's get deep and intellectual there, then.

Well, it just happened with him, but I feel like with us, it's just more like,

hee-hee, ha-ha, blows. Yeah, no, I get that.

I feel like... I said this to you. I feel like if we met on a night out, we

would just, like, have a good night.

I'm not going to lie, I feel like you kind of learn about yourself in it.

Mm-hm.

I feel like maybe there is a bit of a, like, a protection mechanism, this

flirty, funny... Like, carefree guy.

Yeah.

Maybe that's a little bit of like a... No, but deep down you've just got like a

big heart. No, because I know I have, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, and

everyone knows that you're like a genuine, like, loving person.

What, do you know that?

Yeah, like, obviously you're a nice guy.

Guy. I'm just a nice guy. I'm just a nice guy.

Mr Nice Guy.

No, but I feel like, yeah, it's very much like a shield that needs to be sort

of cracked through.

But it happens over time, doesn't it?

Yeah. And if it's meant to be, it will be.

Of course, listen, in the end of the day, you've come in here, Cassar,

there's obviously people in here, you, like, go and crack on, do what you need

to do.

Thanks, that's nice.

No, but, like, I feel like all the girls have to do that, do you know what I

mean? But I'm just saying, from my side of things, there is no-one else that I'm

like.

I'm really feeling, other than you, I'm not going to lie.

It's good to know.

I'll let you know.

Now's a good time to kiss me if you want.

Can't get in.

That wasn't a good angle.

Audiences loved Simba apologising at the fire pit.

They were captivated by Simba apologising on the terrace.

And now it's time for the final instalment of the trilogy.

Simba apologises in Casa Moore.

I feel like, obviously, first things first, like, I apologise if you feel

like I've made you... Appreciate that. ..feel like you're not really having the

best experience right now.

I don't know how long we're going to be here for.

We've got to try and make the most of every day that we're here. And that's

literally why, obviously, I had that kiss with Mara earlier.

Because it's like, you know what?

In the moment, it felt right.

And again, I just want to make the most of the time that I have here. And

really, we had that moment. I don't regret it.

I'm still sharing the bed with you.

That in itself is massive. But it's just like, sometimes you have to think it's

not just about how you feel. It's about other people.

Just for like...

Just communicate with me. Communicate, yeah. That's all I'm asking for you to

do. Like I said, as far as I know right now, I'm sharing a bed with you tonight.

I don't know where Mara's head's at. Obviously, I feel like she has to have a

chat with Sam Raj.

Yeah. She's getting to know both of us.

I think you just have to kind of go with your gut.

You know, like, I've been honest with you, like, you are my priority.

Yeah. I've made that clear from the jump, like...

I love Yulia. She gives off Bond villain vibes. I asked her why she came on the

show. She said to find love, then spun round in her seat stroking a cat and

shouted, and to take over the world!

Did you enjoy it? Yeah, it was fun.

I had a great time. Yeah.

What's happened to your voice?

I've lost it. You've made me lose my voice.

Is that OK?

It's a good thing.

Yeah. Yeah.

This is where we had our first conversation.

Yeah. This is where you first fell in love.

Where you fell in love, I guess. No, no, no, no. I don't fall in love.

And you already assumed that I already fall in love. Yeah, I think you fall in

love. It's funny.

Mm-hm.

And what do you think about this?

I'm enjoying this.

You enjoying this?

Are you enjoying this?

I am enjoying this.

What are you actually looking for?

What am I looking for?

Serious shot.

Serious mode now.

I'm looking for a relationship.

And what do you see that looking like?

So I've got my life for my partner. I want him to, like, have his own thing.

But, like, us enjoying doing the same things, I feel like you're great, like,

too funny. We have, like, that thing that we can laugh.

It's just, like, yeah,

like, we get along.

Do you think we get along? I think we get along, yeah.

And I think we could take this further.

Do you think we could take this further?

I think so. We need to see if there's going to be something deeper there.

OK.

But I'm interested to find out.

Yeah. I feel like I have come here to go through the different stages

of getting to know someone. Yeah.

And I feel like in here you can't, like, just run away.

Because normally I would get to a certain stage and then... And run away.

And cut things off and move on.

I'm surprised that you're, like, down to, like... Well, yeah, I thought we

needed to have this, like, a proper conversation.

I'm happy you want to. Because I feel like we don't have a lot of time in

here, so we need to sort of get to know each other a little bit more. Yeah.

And figure out, is this actually...

going to work and make sense.

Yeah, or is it just... Like, fun hee-hee-ha-ha moments? Yeah, hee-hee-ha

-ha. Or is it...? Oh, it can, like, get somewhere.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

You're gorgeous.

Thanks. I love your personality.

You just come across so loving.

So nice.

Honestly, so nice.

I feel like I just want to take care of you, do you know what I mean? Of me?

Yeah. Oh, that's my dream.

You know that initial vibe?

Yeah. I think that's probably why I am so, like, attracted to you. Really?

Honestly, when I first come in, I was just drawn.

Really? It's just mad.

Were you saying that you regret not kissing me in bed last night?

That's true.

But then we did kiss today, to be fair. I know, but what made you regret it?

I just thought I should have.

Really? But, no, I'm glad I didn't. So you don't regret it? No, no... I did...

Obviously, I regret it, cos, like, when we was, like... We was quite, like...

Cuddly in that last night. Mm-hmm.

I just felt like... I actually turned away, like, twice.

That's bad, innit?

It was a good night. All right, go to sleep.

It's good.

Yeah, but it's for a good reason. It was, yeah.

Do you know what I mean? Cos then I knew today... Yeah.

..how if I still felt it, then it was right and it was, and then we kissed

today, do you know what I mean? Mm.

The journaling rush is gone.

Mm. The lads' holiday vibe's gone. It's now, like, a connection, innit? Mm.

Which I'm looking forward to exploring, is that what I mean? Yeah.

And another kiss now, is that what I mean?

Charlene, Charlene.

I love when you say my name.

Charlene. It gives me, like, a little...

Charlene, where have you been?

For four weeks, Charlene.

It's hot up here. Hot and bothered.

It's getting hot in here. I actually don't get like this at all, don't I?

Like, I can't... I can't speak for a second. Are you getting all giddy?

Well, yeah, yeah.

You can tell.

She's lost for words.

What's going on, Sian?

Oh, I don't know.

Cass is great.

Did you sort out with...? Nevaeh?

Yeah, I spoke to her.

Yeah, we were cool.

She kind of wants me to put more effort in her stuff.

So you guys sharing a bed again tonight?

Yeah, I mean, at the moment, yeah.

What are you saying?

You sharing a bed with Samaraj?

Um... Just trying to get to know both of you guys.

Mm.

Obviously, eventually, I would have wanted to share a bed with you, stuff

like that.

Like, sleeping in bed together, it helps speed up the process, like, massively.

Like, it's deeper.

That's what I was trying to say. I wanted to experience that with you

before... So you want to share a bed with me?

I won't deny it, yeah.

But if we share a bed tonight, we're in Lipson, man. We're in Lipson. If we set

the boundary... I can control myself, you know.

So we set the boundary, no Lipson.

Let's put it to a test. If we share a bed.

Yeah. When?

Tonight. So how are you executing that?

We chat to Samaraj first.

Yeah.

Chat to miss herself.

The Don't Bottle It Challenge has left the main villa in a spin.

And Carlos loves a bit of spin, leg spin, off spin, even the occasional

googly. What can I say? The man just loves cricket.

Right, girls, seriously, I need help. I'm not 100% on Carlos.

I feel bad now because he is such a lovely boy, but do you know when you're

just a little bit like, I feel like it's a bit too much?

My situation's really good.

We can just have a kiss at the fireplace as well.

No, Yaz, I love this for you, though. If I'm being so honest...

If I look back at what Lorenzo gave me in two days versus what he's given me in

two days, it's like completely different.

Am I going to be pissed off again?

Wait, what?

Am I going to be pissed?

We were just talking about maybe sharing a bed today. That was it.

Samurai, Samurai.

Do you want to share a bed with me? Yes or no?

She said she wanted to share a bed with me. I was like, yeah, cool. I said, I

need to chat to Samurai.

You sure?

It's nothing to be. I can sleep with you.

I'm not fussed, bro. Yeah, yeah, that right, bro.

Yeah.

Um... The video.

Hello.

OK.

No, I'm not.

If you want to share a bed with her, that's fine. I'll sleep outside.

No, no, no. Happily. No, I would rather that because I feel like... No, no,

leave it. No, no, no. I feel really bad.

No, no, no. Sorry, I'm sorry. It's calm, it's calm. No, it's weird.

She's not having it, bro.

She said, bro.

She said no, bro.

You can't in the video, bro.

No, Simba, obviously not. Don't ask me, am I okay?

Obviously fucking not.

I will just pick myself up.

So you're done?

Yeah.

I just looked.

I can't, I just got a bit nervous.

And she can be free.

The sun is rising and those castle boys need to get grafting because in life

nothing is handed to you on a plate. I said the same thing to my manservant

Klaus this morning while he handed me a plate of caviar.

It was a good sleep because we're winners.

Yes. Yes. Absolutely, yes.

Waking up over there must have been shit.

Yeah, it must suck to wake up as a loser.

Everyone smashed here last night.

I had a great time.

I thought it was brilliant, even though we lost.

How did everyone sleep?

Did you have crutches?

No.

I'm pretty happy to just leave somewhere in the past.

Like, I'm not... No, I think you're doing the right thing there, darling. I

think you deserve someone who's all for you. What do you mean?

I don't think he's that person for anybody.

Yes.

Thank you.

Vanilla.

Please, please. Thank you.

You know how, obviously, you like Lorenzo a lot, right?

But you know how affectionate Aidan was.

Do you think Tommy's the mix?

Tommy's actually given me...

more on the affection level and attentive level. Like, he's done more

than Lorenzo's done in the whole entire time that we were coupled up. I think

third time lucky.

I hope so, because I can't deal with this shit anymore. Third time's a charm.

You're gravitating towards each other. It just seems like there's a

gravitational pull. It's natural.

I want to know, did you kiss last night?

Yeah.

If you win, win, win, win, win.

In the challenge and stuff, we didn't even need to kiss. Our dare weren't to

kiss, but we did.

I want a bit more of that. Yeah. So I was just like, let's go to the fire pit.

And then, yeah,

just kissed her. Thing is, I'll be honest with you, boys, I didn't feel

like... When we got into bed last night... Welcome.

Yeah. How do you think I should move today?

I think you should take it slow, bro.

Limited situation talk or anything like that, or, like, how's it going? Yeah,

actually get to know her. Yeah, and just kind of, like, focus on, like, making

her feel, like... No pressure, no pressure. Yeah, no pressure, get her

feeling a bit giddy, a bit happy.

Carlos has been very much, like, prea, prea, prea, like, from the first day.

And I don't want to use the word ick, but I thought, OK, I need to chat to

Jordan because he showed himself well in the game. Like, I need to show that I'm

interested. And him also.

I wish you could run it with Jordan. Honestly, I really wish that.

So anyway, I'm trying to kind of run it with Jordan.

You need to be on that today. I think you need to be on it.

But then I'm not begging.

No, Pri, but actually you need to be on it with him and you need to tell him you

need to be like, look, honestly, I'm not really feeling Carlos as much as

everyone thinks. But then listen, listen, listen, about Carlos. I'm

feeling you.

And then he will be like, great. And I told him. And then Jazz needs to have a

conversation with him and be like...

I'm interested in you, babe. And I'm very happy with Kat. I've had that

conversation. Yeah, exactly. I told him last night, when we were talking about

you, I was like, well, to be honest, for me, it's a win-win. Like, my girl can

come in with a boy who's handsome. Oh, you said that to him?

Yeah. I literally said that. I said, my girl can come in with a guy who's

handsome and that she actually likes because she's not really sure she's

feeling Carlos.

And equally, I get...

to have you in the villa who i think is attractive i don't need to like it up

with cap i was like for me i'm winning he goes oh right he's like that's a mad

thing and i said well it's mad if you're not feeling it then yes it's mad but i

said if you're feeling her it's not mad at all yeah because then he's the lucky

one that has options both of these sexy women bring him in to the villa then

he's just there on ice for me while i'm trying to navigate cap if he comes in

with you he's the one who's got in a triangle now yeah i'm like guys boys

boys don't know what to do with their

But how are you feeling this morning and anyways? Yeah, I just think like I'm

sort of It just is what like I know I keep saying it is what it is and that's

a really jarring thing to hear But there's nothing I could do about it

whilst I'm here. There's nothing you can do about it right now. I think the more

I deep it I think I act with nothing but respect for him even up there the first

thing I said

We're going to lose this podcast. We're going to lose this. I'm not doing it.

But his mindset was, we're winning this. But that's fucking ridiculous.

I think, what?

Not to be dramatic, he doesn't drink, so he's doing this for three songs and a

mocktail. No, he would have done it for the other boys. I know, but either way,

that's just pathetic.

It's different when it's a challenge with the girls here who he knows. That's

different. Funny.

I've been going over there when you know I'm not there.

There's girls there who I don't even know.

What are you actually doing?

What are you doing?

Every single challenge, he's literally been... That's the thing. So why is he

not over there? That doesn't make sense.

Just with

the

challenge yesterday

Does anyone think it was a bit much, what it is? No, no. Absolutely not.

We should take some heat for you because we told you to go for it. We said we

wanted to win. We wanted to win the game.

And I thought, like, by doing dancing, it means I'd be doing less kissing, do

you know what I mean?

because I didn't want to be doing too much kissing. It was a challenge, bro.

Phenomenal, bro. You did go ham, though, bro. Yeah, but it wasn't for long. It

was only a little bit of kissing. Bro, the dive was exquisite, bro.

The dive was exquisite.

Shardur doing the same up there and everything. Yeah.

It's a fair point, Sean. Do more dancing, you do less kissing. Happened

to me in nightclubs across Edinburgh in the 2000s. If a girl saw me dancing, we

definitely wouldn't be kissing.

Hello, boys. How's your morning been?

Yeah, good.

Good. Slow and steady.

Slow and steady. Do you want to go for a chat? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's do it.

Should we go mini fire pit?

Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Perfect.

Go on, son.

How are you feeling today?

No, yeah, really good. Like, yeah, just positive.

I just wanted to, obviously, I know we spoke last night, and I let you know

where my head's at and stuff.

I just think, if I'm being completely true to myself, and obviously this

experience for me, I just need to, I want to try and get to know people that

I think are going to be the best fit for me.

Don't get me wrong, I'm really enjoying getting to know Carlos as well, but I

just wanted to let you know that I am interested in you as well. Yeah.

What are you saying, Adlos? Yeah, good.

I'm chilling.

How you feeling?

Yeah, good. Does she pull it?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, she pulled him, to be fair.

Ignore it. Block it out of your mind. I don't know what to... I feel like I

don't know what to do, boys.

Just block it out of your mind, bro.

You said that you're focusing on jazz.

That's obviously very apparent.

But, yeah, I just wanted to let you know where my head was at so that you know

that I'm also interested.

Yeah.

And I think it would be a bit stupid just to completely, like...

Completely just focus on jazz like because I don't know exactly how she

feels about calve like So it's a risky one. I mean and I'm also okay with

the fact that You also want to get to know jazz. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's not

it's I am attracted to you Anyway, like I mean like you you've got a good vibe

Don't see you look beautiful.

Thank you Yeah, I'm open for sure Honestly, just be honest. Like, if you

are swaying more towards jazz, that's absolutely fine.

But, yeah, I just kind of wanted to let you know that I'm just interested in

both of you. And, yeah, I guess I don't look too much different to jazz, so you

win. No, literally.

Literally, like, literally.

It's mad that you're just both in here. Literally perfect type.

I feel like I'm a complete walking contradiction at the moment because I've

said I really want someone to come in who's, like, obsessed with me and 100%

kind of on me, and that is Carlos, bless him, and I really, really, really

honestly do appreciate it. But I don't necessarily know if Carlos is my person,

and that's why I'm kind of just wanting to keep the door a little bit open with

the other catterboys.

Simba's finding out that you need to have the guts to make your own way in

life. I said that to my manservant Klaus when he was driving me into work this

morning. I was just going to ask, you know, how you're feeling?

I guess it was just... I don't even know what happened. It was really intense.

Yeah, last night was just all a bit mad and I just felt like you just bit my

head off, I'll be real, and kind of basically gave me an ultimatum.

And when we were in bed, I just had to take myself out of the situation.

I just felt like you just getting on to me like...

That's just not someone that I can envision myself being with on the

outside. And this is why I said it's done with us anyway.

All right, cool, but listen, this is what I mean. This whole done thing,

yeah, you saying it's done, yeah? Yeah. Like, what's your reasoning behind that?

Because you tried to make me feel bad about me feeling that way about Angie.

You're laughing.

Oh, my God.

Because, like, what you're saying is just like, what?

You're laughing in my face. I'm not laughing in your face. I just don't know

how to respond to this because what you're saying, you're not actually

taking any sort of accountability.

I know we got here and we both said, like, we're, like, the same two people.

And I can understand, like, it being the cherry on top.

It feels like, oh, I don't know.

Like, everybody says, oh, I'm open, I'm open, but it feels like nobody's acting

like that.

The issue isn't you wanted to share a bed with her.

I'm so happy for you to do that.

You're not, though. I'm so happy. Because you gave me an ultimatum. I

wouldn't have minded if you shared about it. It was just more of a respect thing

for me, and I just felt very disrespected in the moment.

I've reflected on it now.

I thought, yeah, I don't know, man. It is what it is.

I think the last thing I'm going to say, the audacity, yeah.

to try and say that you're ending it with me because i've literally done what

i've tried to be nice to i've been respectful i'm not 12 years old i'm 25

years of age are you sure i think i think you're just pissed off because

because i've ended it oh my she left him no no no

but you know what it's actually it's actually good though because this is an

escape for me because i would never want to be with a man like here that acts

like that in everywhere

Oh, my God. You're so disrespectful.

I would literally never want to be with someone like that.

All right, cool.

Cool, done.

All right, cool.

Yeah, love, man.

Oh,

God. Oh, my gosh.

I've never met anyone like that in my whole life.

Bro, she said... No, what did you say to her?

What was the whole point?

We heard when she's acting like a fucking kid.

Oh, I don't even know. Let's hear this.

Let him slide in there. Let him slide in there.

That's just bollocks, man. She's just taking the piss out of me, man.

And then she's like... Do you know what she said to me? She said, you're a

dazzy. She said, you're only being like this because I ended it with you. I

said, you're taking the piss.

Don't even let it get to you because you have done nothing wrong.

Do you know what? I'm exhausted for a year. Wait, Simba, are you two done

then? Yeah, done, bro. Finito. Yeah, finito, finito, bro.

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Casa Moore has seen oddnesses, crazinesses, absurdnesses and

bonkernesses and Ellie reckons there's morenesses on the waynesses.

I think there's going to be a few madnesses over there.

I can feel it. Oh yeah, definitely.

I can feel in my gut there's a few madnesses. Oh, definitely.

And the thing is, like, if Finn has done anything, like, I'll speak to him, I'll

talk to him, I'll sit him down, we'll see the level of madness, but I just

don't believe it. What's madness? Like, a kiss? Do you think a kiss would...?

Outside of challenge is a bit much for me.

Mm.

What were you saying, sorry?

Just saying we think there's a few madnesses over there. Going on.

Definitely. Oh, going on over there?

Yeah. What do you reckon's happening?

I think Lorenzo.

I'm Lorenzo.

I don't know about Sam Raj.

I don't know about Sam Raj. I think Sam Raj will be entertaining over there, but

I don't think he's going to. He'll be entertaining. I think he's going to be

hard-pressed to find someone who likes more than makeup.

He's a very flirtatious guy. Yeah, I hate to think about it.

I know.

Nova fits.

I genuinely do think, like, I think us three are chilling.

And I genuinely believe that.

Do you not reckon?

In my case, like... I think Simba's fucked around a little bit before and

he's, like, realised what he could have lost. I feel like he would be dumb to do

it. And I think he'd realised what he could have lost before and he's not

going to make that mistake again.

I think he'd be so silly to do that.

Yeah, he would be. He'd be an idiot.

I think it's hard because, like, you can trust the boys but then you don't know

the girls.

I think there would be, like, some level of respect.

I don't even know.

Definitely.

I'm definitely going to have a chat with Simba just to see where his head's at as

well because obviously it was my idea.

Yeah. Not my idea. Yeah, but it was your idea.

Oh,

my God.

Girls, today you will take part in a secret selfie challenge.

You must snap a picture of every boy who best fits each statement. You must

remain completely undetected.

OK, we've got this. We have.

We'll nail it. We just need to let the girls know.

What has she been saying to you? Who?

Charlene. How does she feel? Like what?

Like you and her?

Yeah, she says she really likes me. Does she? The moment she came in here, she

knew. She said your name straight away.

Since she's been in here, she's been all over you. She knows what she wants, Kat.

She's not messing around. She's not here for games, bro. Yeah.

That's what I love about her.

And also, just seeing you two, bro, like, I've spoke to her.

The energy, the personality, she's very comforting.

And I'm in a bit of a predicament, really, because, like I said, like on

both end, they are two very different people. I'm enjoying this here and this

time here, getting to know Charlene and, like... I can just see that happening

more.

Like, even leaving here, I can see this happening.

But I am obviously, yeah, I'm really feeling it. I'm enjoying my time here,

man. I'm loving it.

I've got a smile back on my face. I know, bro. I know. I'm enjoying my time.

Bro, I can see that you're enjoying yourself.

I am.

I can see that you're happy.

I can see your teeth for once.

I know.

I can see the pearly whites again.

I just need to focus on this. Pearly whites have come out.

You're not frowning no more. I know.

Can I go? OK, guys, we've got a text. Oh, gosh.

Girls, today you will take part in a secret selfie challenge. You must snap a

picture with each boy who best fits each statement.

You must remain completely undetected.

Take a selfie with the boy who's not giving his OG girl a thought, the boy

who's loving the test, the boy who's been the easiest head to turn, the boy

who's been enjoying this lad's holiday to the fullest, the boy who can talk his

way out of anything, and then the last one is the boy who makes your heart race

the most.

OK, right, go. The boy who's not giving the OG girl at home a thought. Aidan's

in a friendship couple.

He's in a friendship couple.

The boy who's loving the test.

I think Lorenzo's loving the test.

Yeah. OK. The boy who's been easiest to turn, Cavan.

Yeah. He's been the most lovey-dovey he has. Straight away.

Straight away.

The boy who's been enjoying his lads' holiday to the fullest.

Simba's been enjoying it too much.

The boy who can talk his way out of anything. Sam Raj. Sam Raj. And then the

boy who makes your heart race.

Finn. First of all, I think all girls could be in the MI5 because I'm so good

at Instagram stalking, I'll know everyone's business.

The cast of girls need to get selfies showing the OG boys misbehaving. The

words open and goal spring to mind and after that's done, they're off to steal

candy from a baby.

Maybe last night the kiss was like...

It's a steamy one, that. Yeah.

Which was good. You said that in a bad way. No, like, it was like, just looking

back here, I don't regret it, definitely not.

Like, if we were to do it again, I probably would do it again. I mean, you

see, I'm feeling things with you, and it's good with you, but it is also good

to dare, so I'm a bit like... You won't kiss me again all day? I just literally

said that I would probably do it again because of how I feel about it.

I managed to get a pic with Kath and Charlene in the background.

It was the statement whose head has been turned the quickest.

Those two just kind of naturally came to each other straight away and they've

been, like, attached at the hip ever since.

It's actually really pretty.

Thank you.

Have you put, like, sun cream on then?

Do you want to put it on my back?

I'll put it on your back.

You're enjoying yourself, innit?

The cream's not... Just relax, sis. Don't worry, man. I'm not done yet. Sit

down. I need to tell you something. No, no, no. Come over here.

Can I take a picture? Let's have a quick talk.

Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked.

You are...

Oh my god.

Get a selfie now.

I've already got a picture anyway.

That would be savage to be fair.

Oh god, there's a lot going on today.

Anyways.

Do you want to read my palms?

Okay.

What's it going to say?

It says, tonight you might want to kiss me.

You're very cheeky.

You're trying to get me into trouble.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You know what I've always wanted to do? The three pictures, like two people do a

love heart and then one person will be in the middle like this and you're

sitting on top.

OK.

Little gamma kiss.

Keep the song on my back, please. I can't. That's very... I was actually

looking at you really thinking he looks really pink. Yeah.

You're just enjoying that now, aren't you? I'm loving it.

It's hilarious because I'm laid there enjoying rubbing the cream on his back

and he's none the wiser.

Lay back.

No, it's so... How's everything going?

What's going on? Heavily feeling somewhat.

OK. My thing is, I'm just thinking, like, obviously, you lads have spent

more time over there and I'm just worried about the connection.

Connections are probably not as strong as you probably think they are. He was,

like, giving us some, like, advice and I felt so bad because, obviously, the goal

was, like... To get the peck with him. Give us a little hug. Can we have a

group hug?

Come on, girls. Bring it in.

Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy. You are terrible.

He's gone shake, shake.

Great. Thank you, baby.

Don't have no regrets.

No, you're right. Amen.

So what's the first thing we're doing when we come out? We're going to go

away. Yeah.

To Ibiza. Are we doing that first? Are we doing that first or should we go

somewhere else first? I think we need somewhere a bit chilled first before

that. Not too far either because we've just come back. You don't want to be too

far. Yeah, true. What about... We could go to Mykonos.

I got a text!

I don't want to text.

Oh my god.

CASA girls have entered the chat.

Update pending.

No! What is going on?

What the fuck?

Oh shit. What does that mean?

What? What?

The girls are waiting for major updates on their phones.

Oh no, I hate phone updates.

Half the apps are going to stop working and the photo bit will become a

nightmare to navigate.

Damn you, updates.

Update now, update now, update now. I need to see. I don't want to see what's

going on. I need to know. I need to know. Don't tell me.

No,

no, no, no, no. I'm so intrigued.

What the boy who can talk his way out of anything?

It's gonna send a thing I don't symbol it could be symbol.

Oh my god. No, this is Everyone

look

and then I'm gonna pass it around but everyone have a good look

Guys look how good she is. They're both gorgeous. I feel like Why is it the boy

that can get whatever?

Why is it Sam Raj? Because he can he's very good with his words I'm actually

excited She is so his worst

worst photo they have of Sam Raj then you're sweet babe. I'm not being funny

Mika. You're fine

He's doing a love heart with someone. I know that photo itself. I'm not stressed

about I just feel like she's so beautiful and that he would die for you

This is not looking good breath.

It's too late. It's too late. It's too light The boy who's been

enjoying his holiday to the fullest

That's just girls.

They're good.

Is that Simba?

Wait, what?

No.

No, what's in the background?

Who the fuck?

Wait, wait, wait. In the back.

Oh, Simba.

Let me see it. Let me see it now. Let me see it. I can't see it. Because they're

posing. They're posing.

This isn't okay.

Alright, so Simba's done something.

He's dancing like mad, innit?

Guys, zoom in on one of these phones.

Sorry, those girls are fucking beautiful. Guys, the girls are cool.

Simba's with the blonde girl from the first pic. Simba's with the blonde girl

from the first pic. Who's in the front.

But that's not his part. No, no, no, hang on, hang on.

To be fair, Will had his arm around me. Guys, you need to think about the

statement. The boy who has been enjoying his lad's holiday to the fullest.

No, I don't like that for you at all girls, can we just like actually take a

minute to breathe?

Yeah

The boy who's not giving his OG girl a thought. Oh my god. I feel like this is

me. Oh my god, no.

No, I don't like these statements. Send the picture!

Send it!

No, no, no, no.

But she's cozy with everyone, though.

She's cozy with everyone. This girl is moving mad.

Who is she?

Oh, I feel sick. She's really pretty as well.

Stop!

The boy who's loving the test.

Sean.

Okay,

who's this gonna be then? Tess? Is that Sean?

I've got a picture of Scott.

A kiss!

No, that's Scott from Lorenzo.

It's Lorenzo.

Don't fucking mind it boys

Tommy's in

the mix

Yes, you needed that you needed yeah, okay, okay, you don't have no guilt,

okay Boy who makes your heart race?

Because he's really gonna heart rate challenge It could be can't get

anyone no, oh, it's just Finley

I literally feel sick you guys. I hate this. I don't like that for them. This

isn't funny anymore.

The boy who's been the easiest to turn. No! The boy who's been the easiest to

turn! Wait, that's fucked. Oh my god!

No, this is fucked, guys. This is making me sad. No, this is fucked. No, it

better not be.

Who is it? Who is it?

No, that's a vial that's a vial in the middle of the day

Oh, my God, Jazz. Get the fuck... I wasn't expecting that from Cav.

I'll be so real.

I'm literally not impressed at all. I'm not impressed at all.

Nah, he's getting a fucking talking to from me when he comes back. I'm not

impressed at all.

Fuck that.

Jasmine, Jasmine, Jasmine, remember who the fuck you are.

Thank you.