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Previously on Love Island, Maya Cosme.

They have all gone to Casa Amor.

Casa time, baby. This isn't real life.

What's going on, girls?

Yes, lady.

Cheers, girls. Welcome.

Cheers. I'll get Fitzgerald's. That's a new one, though, love.

They did say I wanted a test.

Where do you need a test?

Basically, everyone's open.

The reason I'm sat here right now.

I feel like you're a bit misunderstood, Aidan.

Thank you so much. I see it.

Three boys attracted here. Are you going to tell us who they are or not?

Not you.

Oh, I'm trying to find my future wife. And you're only 22?

Yeah. And you want to find a wife? Yeah.

You caught my eye.

Me too.

And there was kissing in Casa. I'm going to be real. I miss him.

I miss Ben.

I'll be respectful.

Yeah.

Very happy with Sam Raj, but I'm still open.

He's planted doubt in my head. Bro's still going.

Simba! So you think you're Nelly or something?

Was it both? Head spun?

A bit open.

Probably. Yeah.

Welcome to Casa.

Oh, I don't know any.

Tonight, the Bella face off.

Go on, Casa.

See I keep falling in and out of the same state.

The boys are in Casa Amor.

So luxurious.

Casa Amor. I had to beg those tight-fisted producers to rent Casa

Amor. They wanted to book Casa Aless, which is just a pound shop tent with a

child's potty next to it.

There we go.

She's really small and cosy.

I'm used to this.

I feel like we all feel much more comfortable.

No, they were all kissed everywhere.

Well, I haven't kissed you yet, so...

Who else haven't I not kissed?

Me. Haven't I kissed? You haven't had a kiss with me yet. You didn't kiss?

No. But I've kissed your brother now. I know, that's bad, isn't it? Is that

weird? We'll have to find out who's the better kisser, won't we?

I don't know.

You didn't kiss.

No, you did, though. No. We'll have a kiss if you want.

Go on. You want to have a kiss? Come on in. Time one or time two?

Time one.

Oh.

Aidan's always trying to one-up me. What? How was it? That was great. How

was it?

It was good.

Anyone else want a kiss?

So how are you finding your first evening in Love Island? Yeah, good.

I haven't kissed anyone in ages, so it's nice to kiss about ten people in a row.

Not what it was like.

How do you guys find Casa so far?

Just meeting new girls is very refreshing.

New energy.

I feel like you look like Prince Eric, you know, from Ariel.

Yeah, I just got it. Do you always get that?

Oh, my God, he was my favourite prince. Was your favourite prince? Yeah.

Am I your favourite boy in here, then?

Is that what you're saying?

Yeah,

so who are you like? What are you saying?

I'm actually intrigued.

Um... Thing is, like, if I tell you, it's going to not stay between you and

I. No, obviously.

I kind of want to stay a little bit mysterious, you know?

But I'll tell you that you're definitely in my top three. Oh, top three? And you

have been for, like, a while. So have I. Yeah. So you're pre-me thinking, like,

hmm. Yeah.

Like, when I get in there, I'm going to try and... Yeah.

How's it with Angie, then? Angie, yeah, yeah, Angelista, man.

Again, like, you've seen, like, things have been not plain sailing, you know,

because of me.

But, yeah, we had a recap game last night.

How was that?

It was nerve-racking. Did it come from the heart? It came from the heart,

though. And it surprised me, like... Obviously, when I see you, I was like,

yeah, this is somebody I'll chat to on the outside.

Sorry,

the way you're looking at me, I was thinking, damn!

It's all right.

Hi, guys.

Hi, gorgeous.

Come sit down. Can I kick you two out for a sec? Yeah, why not?

Come on.

Hey. Oh, so we've got a girl.

Hi.

Oh, you're coming in? Yeah. Oh, yes, Charlene.

How are you? Good to find a challenge.

It's good. My mouth's a bit dry now.

Same. I took my lipstick off.

I know.

Really nice kiss, though. It was all kissing.

Do you reckon?

Mm-hmm.

I could have kissed you all night, to be fair. I didn't really want it to stop.

Oh,

I feel like...

Busted. Do you?

Yeah, a little bit. Why, what's up? I don't know. It's really fun, isn't it?

Do you?

I fancy you as well.

Thanks. I do. You know, when I come in, I was, like, very drawn.

We've got the same second name.

We do, I know. We've got it already.

Things were a perfect match.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Yeah. Have you?

Long term or short? Four years.

Four years.

Do you look like a relationship first? I'm a lover but I can't help it.

I'm like that as well.

Do you fall quickly for people? I think that's my problem.

And I wanted to come in here and not do that. Yeah, I know.

Quite far away.

Where are you actually from?

I'll screw it up.

Where are you actually from in Ireland?

Dublin. Are you from Dublin?

I've not been to Dublin.

Wait, we haven't discussed. Have you got Irish... Yeah, my nanny and granddad's

Irish.

Cos you say crack.

I've heard you say crack before.

Yeah.

I can't believe you have brothers in here.

See, that's the bothering law already. And these are so... I know.

I've kissed them, too. Perfect.

I do, actually, like, I do fancy her. She's obviously gorgeous, and the chat

was good, but I'm excited to see, actually, how the next few days go, cos

I've got, like... There's, like, a good bit of attraction now, to be honest.

Lorenzo said, remind me what Yulia does again. I said, before she came here, she

worked in insurance.

He said, broke her.

I said, no, I think she quite enjoyed it.

How are you finding it all?

Yeah, good.

I do.

I'm having a great time.

Yeah? Yeah.

OK.

What do you mean?

I feel like you're very funny.

I try to be, yeah.

No, I feel like you're funny without being funny.

I don't know. What does that mean?

Is it a good thing or a bad thing? Because I'm kind of like... No, no, no.

I am attracted to those kind of girls. I think out of everyone here, I think

you're probably the most my type.

OK. That's a compliment.

Thank you. I'll take it. OK, thank you very much.

So, yeah.

But what I mean is, like, I feel like I've dated girls like you in the past.

But not from... Have you? Not from Poland. And you're, like, half Italian,

half Turkish Cypriot. Yeah.

I've never dated that. No? I've dated like an Italian guy. His name was

Eduardo. Can you say my name with that accent?

Lorenzo.

Lorenzo. I feel like, are you a relationship kind of girl or do you

just... I am looking for a relationship, yeah, but it's hard to find someone who

wants to be in an actual relationship.

Oh, so you thought you'd come here and find someone.

What about you?

No, I'm not judging you. I'm just saying I feel like some girls like to be

single, some girls like to be in relationships.

No, I don't like being single at all.

But it's just like most of men are just like taking a piss. So I'm like, okay,

fuck that. I'm just going to take a piss as well.

Yeah? Yeah.

So what's your usual type?

Tall, dark and handsome. Here we go.

Happy.

No, is that your honest answer?

Yeah. Oh, it is?

Yeah. Okay.

Do you think you give big mama?

What does that mean?

I don't know. Like big boss energy? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I think you do.

You think I do? Do guys say sometimes they find you intimidating?

Yeah. I don't, though.

Really?

Are you a cuddler?

Yeah, I am a cuddler.

OK. Are you sharing a bed with me, then? I don't know.

I'm just asking you a question. Interesting.

I don't say nothing.

I'm just asking a question. I feel like you did.

I feel like you prompt certain points there. Did I really, though?

Did I really, though? Oh, so you're on a mind game. No, I'm not doing mind games.

Let's do it.

I'm going to see if it's happening.

Nah, nah. I'm joking, I'm joking.

I'll let you speak to Samaraj first, see what you're saying. I would never, like,

force nothing, innit? Like, you're giving me to your boy first.

To the bem. That's crazy.

To the bem. That's already told me enough.

Really? Yeah.

Nah, like, I'm just being respectful.

Have some respect for yourself.

I am, but at the same time... If you wanted to, not, well, let me ask my

friends first.

No, not like that, though. No, but that's what it is. As a girl, I'm

looking at you thinking, come on, be a man. You're on mind games. It's not mind

games, it's the reality.

I can tell Mara, she's definitely got a lot of sex appeal, you know, a very,

very pretty girl.

Yeah, she's going to be in trouble.

She's going to be in trouble.

Fuck!

Have you ever been in love, Martha? No, probably, yeah, I don't know.

It's a yes or a no question.

I've said I love you before, but I don't know if it actually counted as love.

So you don't feel like you've ever been in love?

I think it was love at the time, but now my love will be different.

Have you ever been in love?

Yeah, I have, yeah.

When? My last relationship, I was in love. How long was that?

Lasted about two years.

It was about two years ago now.

It took me a long time to get over it, you know.

Why are you looking at my lips?

I'm not.

Do you want to give me a kiss?

No. Why not? I feel like it's too soon. I don't think so.

Really? I want to kiss you right now.

Of course you do.

Simba's meant to be with Angelista, but he's talking to Nevaeh.

It's just not cricket.

And don't take my word for it, ask the cricket.

Who are you cuddling with in bed?

I don't know, no-one's asked me to be in bed with them yet.

Would you like to share a bed with me?

Yeah, of course.

Really? Yeah.

I've chose you. Have you?

If you wanted to, if you wanted to see me. Yeah.

And she chose someone. You chose Aida? No.

Would you like to share a bed?

No.

Yes, I would like to share a bed with you.

Me and Charlene are sharing a bed.

Cheers,

everyone. I've made a decision as well.

Martha, me and Martha are sharing. No, you have to ask me. What if I say no?

Please share a bed with me, Martha.

OK. Are we together?

We're together, might as well be.

I don't know how many people have thought into it, to be fair.

Well, think about it.

No, no, there's just people thinking about everything, yeah.

Are you sure?

Yeah, of course I am.

It's going to be a bed, isn't it?

Straight to it, man, we'll share a bed.

OK. I think it's nice to know it's quiet, it's intimate, it's much, so I

want to kiss you. You want to kiss me? All the time, man, you've got good lips.

Back at the main villa, they're having a vote to decide who sleeps with who. So

good to see democracy in action.

I just hope nobody gets an election.

Right, guys, what are we actually doing then? Bed sitch?

You know what I want to do. You want to be with me, don't you?

I'm not opposed.

Yeah. What about you girls?

I'm happy to share a bed with you.

I'll share a bed with you. OK, there you go, that's fine. I'm going to be

sleeping on my tod.

I feel like for me, I need a night to figure out what the hell is going on.

No, that's fair.

Are you the same?

Fine. Fine shits.

Mika, are you the same?

Yeah, I'm okay. I'm chilling.

You guys the same?

Yeah.

Just me and you then, Yazoo.

Just the two crazy bitches.

Aiden just announced to the whole group that he was sharing with me.

Really? He kissed Yulia earlier.

No way!

I don't think it's bad, me sharing a bed. It's not bad at all.

It's not bad in the slightest. I feel like he will definitely be sharing a bed

over there. I agree.

I think you could literally do whatever you want right now on cast. It doesn't

mean you have to couple up with anyone.

Yeah, but, like, kissing people and stuff, that's different.

We're too young to know better Too close to care

I was crying on the floor with her And prayed that you

couldn't hear Yeah, Fitzy, can you not...

Can you try and not look so depressed?

Lorenzo, if you were me... You would be too.

We're too young to know better This is so...

Did you just snore?

No.

Night, everyone.

No. No.

No.

What's your love like? Are you a physical touch? I am. I am. But, like,

just watch your behaviour.

Just shit that you've been done.

We'll not be silent in there. Just let him know.

What do you mean, shit?

Just shit within the other villa and stuff. Like with Angie and her?

Yeah, yeah.

We're too young to know better Too close to care

I was crying on the floor with her And prayed that you

couldn't hear

It's Casa Moore time.

Casa's the biggest test of a relationship, second only to going on a

romantic holiday, where you discover how bad the bathroom soundproofing is after

you both drink the local tap water.

Morning, guys.

Morning. Does it feel weird without all the other guys not here?

Yeah. Yeah.

Like, so strange. Yeah. I miss somewhere. I miss cuddling.

How was everyone's first night in Casa Amor? The best ever.

So, so good.

Anyone kiss last night?

We did have a cuddle and then he wanted to sleep like this. You or me?

He was like this.

Or me?

Morning.

I've never seen your face like that in the morning, bro. She kept talking about

Angie. Did she?

I didn't like that, man.

Did no one go in for a kiss?

Bro, I was fighting demons last night.

Bro, she loves a cuddle.

Lorenzo. She went like this. She went... to me. And I thought that was, like, the

green light.

So then I went in, she's like... Wait,

did nothing happen over there?

I don't want so much.

I'm quite liking Simba.

Really? Yeah, he was on me, bro. He was on me.

I don't know, we might have a kiss today. That might modify.

Maybe. Yeah. If you stop asking.

She said stop asking, bro. I said stop asking, bro.

You don't ask, you don't get, boys.

Oh, my God, I can't deal with how much I miss Cav, you guys. It's actually

ridiculous. I miss Simba so much. You don't even make no damn sense.

I really miss Cav.

Like, I miss his little face.

Yeah. Do you know what will piss me off? If Lorenzo is all cuddling in bed.

Like, that will be pissing me off. I can literally put my life on the fact he

won't be.

I weirdly think they're having a good time, but I bet you they have

conversations like, we miss our girls, though. No, I genuinely do believe that.

Not even just, like, the ones that they're dating, just in general, our

vibe, and we get their jokes, and we have inside comments. Yeah, that's true,

actually.

I'm not going to mess around talking to loads of girls, like... You've got the

people you want to chat to? Yeah. No, it's just you.

Oh, it's me?

I'm just going to... I'm chatting to you. I want to know more about you,

yeah. So have you ever had a fuckboy phase?

I've never had a full fuckboy phase, no.

But there was probably a year or two where I probably had, like, five

situations.

At once?

No, no, no, no, no. Like, after each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Last

summer was my first time having, like, a roster, cos I was like, I'm gonna try

it. So I had, like, a few guys I was chatting to, I would go on dates with,

whatever. Yeah.

I literally hated it.

I actually hated it. And then I was celibate from August.

Because of it.

That's also why I can't do casual, because I really like being a

girlfriend. I think I'm a very good girlfriend, and I think I'm a very loyal

person, I'm a very loving person, I give a lot of myself.

So it's like, why would I...

want to do it half-assed when I know I can do it well. Yeah, because that's

going to play on your mind. They're not going to get the full experience, the

full jazz experience.

Yeah.

You are the kind of person I probably would go for outside.

Like, this is the type of guy I date, you know? Yeah. But then you come at a

time where, like, it's complicated for me and the situation I'm in.

If I didn't like you, I wouldn't bother. I'd just tell you, like, I'm sorry, I'm

good where I'm at, but... No, I already get the vibe, so, yeah, it makes sense.

I think you just need someone that's, like, you know, like, someone that's

quite easygoing.

but who's going to be kind of obsessed with you as well like yeah i think

that's what i want exactly that that's literally that's that's how i maneuver

like i don't know yes it's talking to full-time events organizer

and part-time aid and look-alike tommy It felt right to, like, share a bed with

you in a way.

But, no, it's good. I feel like I just want to get to know you a little bit

more. Yeah, me too, yeah, yeah. I don't really know what else we... Like,

there's probably loads I don't know about you. Yeah, yeah, that's what I

mean. There's still a lot to learn about each other. Yeah, I like where this is

going. No, same.

I enjoyed last night.

Yeah, so I've made a good impression.

You did, yeah.

The girls, they think you're a good guy, so that's good.

Because at the end of the day, like, Lorenzo kind of had his options open

with, like, Jasmine and stuff like that, even when we were here all together.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like...

I'd be silly not to.

Yeah. And I said we do get on. I feel like right now, like, you're my

priority. Thank you.

Yeah. To be fair, out of everyone, I'm not really interested in getting to know

anyone else. Yeah, me too, yeah. Just cos I'm, like, if I'm being true to

myself, then you're probably the only person.

Same here, so I'm glad it's mutual.

Yeah. And I said we do get on. That's what I mean, like... From just knowing

you not even, like, 24 hours, I feel like we get on really well. I didn't

expect to, like, meet someone straightaway and, like, really, like,

connect like that straightaway, so...

It's good. Yeah, I know I'm good, actually. And you're a good cuddler.

Yeah, I was going to say that, so are you. That's good.

That's a tip.

I feel like my love language is touched. Yes, no, same.

That's so huge for me.

Like, even right now I could do with a cuddle, but obviously I can't because

I'm so sweaty.

It's really hot.

You love a cuddle, don't you? I do.

Come sit here next to me.

How are you doing this morning?

I'm very good, how are you? Yeah, I'm good. How did you like it?

Being in bed.

Did you enjoy it?

I did enjoy it, I did enjoy it. I enjoyed your company, do you know what I

mean? We obviously have that good... Yeah, we do.

You were getting to know Angelus, didn't I?

Probably not really something that... I'd probably continue to... Yeah, I feel

like my eyes are probably just on you right now.

Noted, noted, noted.

Let's like talk stop talking about that. I want to know like about your family

and all that sort of stuff So like you close with your family. So guys. Yeah,

you said that as well. Yeah. No, I am I'm What do they call family orientated

family? Oh, yeah your brothers and sisters. Yeah, I got an older brother.

No half sister the young one. Yeah No, you're I can tell you younger brother

younger brother energy sister or younger older Yeah.

But that's what I, like, find attractive.

Like, from the little bits that I get from you, I feel like we have similar

sort of morals, and I feel that's very important in a relationship.

I think Carlos is a really nice, sweet, chatty, confident guy, and we definitely

bounce off each other, but he just seems very, very on it. It's just a lot. Like,

maybe just chill out, let's just get to know each other on a bit more of a

genuine basis.

How was the chat with Jordan?

It is like scrambling my head a bit because if I was in a good place with

Cav, then this wouldn't matter to me. I can find someone attractive, get along

with them, and it's not a problem.

Do you find yourself thinking a lot about what he's doing in Casa and if

there's a possibility?

It's just hard, isn't it? I would actually die if he bought a girl. That's

how I feel.

I need to know what these girls look like.

I'm really trying not to think about what they're doing over there, but if I

do start to think about it, I start to feel a bit sick.

I think Cav...

is very good at getting in his own head it worries me that he'll think i'm doing

what i want to do so therefore he should do what he wants to do and the fact that

we're on a break just does not help that at all so now i'm starting to like

overthink and i hate overthinking i just want to chill out like when i deep that

they're there with other girls mika i start to literally feel like i'm rage

baiting myself so i just put it out my head ellie told detective lola she's got

a confession to make lola went that's nice Then she whipped out her notebook

and said, anything you do say could be using evidence against you.

I just feel like as much as every single one of these guys are lovely gents,

they're so nice, great guys, great characters, honestly, like, great

additions to the villa, I just feel like there's no-one here for me.

My man is in Casa Amor right now. Your man is in Casa Amor, and his girl is

here. And his girl is here.

I think this would be good because this has obviously made you realise how

strong your feelings are and I think he'll be the exact situation over there.

I think he's over there telling the boys how much he misses you. I just feel like

he's... He is the one.

I love this. And if Finn comes back with someone, it will break my heart, I'm not

going to lie. I will be really, really upset and I will be gutted.

But... I know how I feel and I'm stuck. I'm standing by how I feel.

100%. Standing by how I feel. Because it's just right.

Everything about it is right.

Yeah. And it's just weird.

No, it is so perfect. I actually love it. I'm obsessed with you.

I'm crying.

I know.

I can feel like... I don't need to put on a persona of being a specific person.

I don't need to put up a front. I don't need to be that person who's guarding.

I can be myself.

And he likes that about me and that's why I like him so much.

And I think this has made me relax.

How much you like him?

It really has.

When it comes to Finlay, Ellie is infatuated, enthralled and in love,

while Finlay is in bed with the marketing coordinator from Doncaster.

He's really bugging me.

You're making me laugh.

I just want to behave like... You're saying you want to be good, but you're

not acting like you want to be God.

I'm just confused.

I can see straight through it.

What are you seeing?

I can see that you're tempted, and I think that it's not a bad thing.

It's not a bad thing.

I like when you touch me.

I can't help it. You're fit.

Really fit.

Fittest and the tallest.

I'm winning, really. You are winning.

You're a lucky girl. I'm a lucky boy.

Just embrace it. You're a sexy girl.

Honestly. Is there anyone you didn't get to kiss in the challenge that you wish

you had kissed?

I just didn't kiss you.

No comment.

I don't want to know if those lips are as soft as they look, though.

Give me a little kiss on the cheek.

Look at you pulling back.

I'm just trying to behave, like... You can behave.

That's a choice you get to make.

Peck's nothing.

I'm just tasting the lips that are soft as hell.

Are they?

Yeah.

Good.

Felt like I basically got to kiss everyone apart from you. And you was

probably the only person I actually wanted to have a kiss with.

Aw. But I think good things take time.

Yeah. Be patient, reserved, and then when you do have a kiss, it means more.

Yeah, but I don't mean you have to wait, like, weeks.

OK.

Just last night. Just one night. OK, one night.

So we're in tonight, are we?

Maybe. Who do you think's the better kisser, you or your brother?

Did you kiss Cav?

He's a good kisser. You haven't kissed me, so we can't actually disclose that

yet. I know.

The thing is, I would like to say everything Cav knows, I've taught him.

Being an older brother.

He may not admit it but like everything that he does know has come from myself.

I think it's quite clear sort of Where people are sort of heading in. Yeah, so

what are you thinking of direction?

I'm thinking Charlene's gonna be my sister-in-law.

I feel like Charlene's very much on calves. She made that very clear from

the get-go Do you not think calves on her?

I'm kind of comparing her to jazz

I just think Charlene's energy is like warm and like happy and friendly very

light and like don't like fun fitting I was very laid-back and chill as well the

whole chest thing like It was very fiery all the time and he's not that person

Charlene is he's maybe good for him So

go on give us the inside scoop so all the girls were happy last night Are

there any girls who would like to share a bed with someone else or get to know

someone else?

Do you think?

You're feeling him the most.

Am I feeling the most? Are you feeling him the most or who are you feeling?

Yeah. Definitely Simba. Simba's a bit of you the most. The most at the minute,

but he's the one I've spent the most time with.

He was saying that you brought up Angie a lot last night.

What? Why would I want to speak about her?

No, that's what I was thinking too. Do you know what I mean? Why would I go out

of my way to speak about somebody else when I'm here?

When Charlene's in Dublin, she's an influencer, whereas when I'm in Dublin,

I'm just under the influence.

Last night was nice.

Happy to be beside your birds.

So was I.

Really? Yeah, of course.

That's gorgeous.

Crazy, innit?

I'm actually asked what your type is, to be fair. Yeah, I think, like, pretty

boy. Yeah. Nice eyes, nice smile.

You sound a bit of a pretty boy.

Yeah. Of course I am.

I think you are. Oh, no, I take it, yeah. Obviously you are.

Do you think I'm smart?

Yeah, I think so. Really?

Yeah, I do.

Thanks. What's your top three favourite things, then?

About you? Yeah. I just love your personality, I'll be honest.

Really? I do, yeah.

Obviously, you are sexy.

Yeah. Gorgeous. But I think, yeah, your personality, I feel like you're very

caring. Yeah.

Your aura would be a big one for me. Do you reckon your aura?

Like, I feel so calm.

Not really cos I feel a bit nervous, but, like, in general, a bit, like, real

calm. I think emotionally I'm quite, like... I'd say I'm quite intelligent.

Oh, were you? Yeah, 100%. Just sometimes I might not say it in the most

articulate way.

Yeah, but that's...

No, it's perfect.

If I do that, I'll tell you I'm quiet.

I mean, me liking you, like... Yeah. ..I'm quite open and honest. About that.

Mm.

I like you too.

I'm regretting not kissing you last night. Really?

I like you too now.

That looks really cute, though. Look at the background. I'd love to take a

picture for the postcard.

Yes,

cabos!

Take a picture for the postcard!

I said it looked like a really nice postcard.

You're such a cute couple.

Thanks, Fitzy. Thanks, Fitz.

We have your blessing.

Flathead, huh?

Thank you. It's even, like, Goldilocks.

Yeah. And they've got little, like... Little flowers.

Turquoise.

But, yeah, how are you, though?

I'm good.

Mm? I'm good.

Sleep was... Yeah. Did you guys cuddle?

Yeah. Like, nothing, no kissing or nothing.

Mm-hm. No mad touching or whatever, just a little cuddle. Why didn't you guys

kiss? Well, I can't speak for everyone, but me, if I kiss someone today, then

it's like, yeah, I'm proper feeling you type of thing.

Damn. Mm.

Today.

I think today could be the day. Interesting.

What's your thoughts on that?

I can't wait till Lipson later.

Will Lipson later?

Did I say that out loud? Will he Lipson now, though?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

Did you...? What?

We'll see, innit? If you play your cards right.

If... Sorry.

Sorry.

If I... I feel like we had a good chat yesterday, though.

Yeah. Shall we go in the pool?

Yeah. I'm literally looking at it thinking... Bro.

Lorenzo's only got one thing on his mind, and judging by that giant thought

bubble over his head, it's Casa Moore.

What do you think of this whole Casa thing?

I think it's crazy.

Is it? It is, yeah. Really, like, intense?

No, I don't get that feeling that it's intense. I just think it's fun.

OK, that's good, no? I don't feel pressure, really.

OK. So I'm here, I'm just going to have fun.

That's nice.

And we'll see if something comes from it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Maybe something will come from it, maybe not.

Yeah, something might come from it. Depends how nice you are to me.

Yeah.

I can be nice, sometimes.

Sometimes, just not all the time. You can be nice all the time, that's boring.

Yeah.

I can kiss you.

I can kiss you.

I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.

You're not what?

Well?

No. Do you want a kiss?

Right now?

Mm-hmm. OK.

No.

Oh.

No, I've changed my mind. Oh, you've changed your mind? Yes. OK, well, let me

know when you change it back again.

Give me, like, five minutes.

All right, I'll wait five minutes. We'll just sit here and look at the view for

five minutes.

You can just stare at me.

That was a nice kiss.

I told you I can be nice.

Yeah, you didn't... I don't know, I have to wait and see if someone says that. I

feel like maybe the more I was, like, pulling away, the more you were like,

go.

Well, yeah, I thought you were enjoying it.

I thought you, weak at the knees, was enjoying it. I was enjoying this.

OK. Yeah.

But you were enjoying this.

OK.

Yeah, I think that's fair.

Yeah. Cheers.

Cheers to that.

Oh.

Who else are you going to kiss?

I want to speak to you, but then maybe... Who are you looking for?

You. Oh, just me.

You speak so funny, honestly.

I do?

Yeah, you do.

That's good, no? It is good. Yeah. Yeah.

Can't be too boring.

Yeah, we've established that.

What's your love language? I feel like it's bait.

I like the physical touch, man.

What else, dude?

I like acts of service.

Acts of service. I love doing that. Really? Yeah, when I care for someone,

I'll show you.

What would you prefer?

I want whatever you want.

Me? Yeah.

Let's stop now.

Oh, shit.

Not a smart move.

Couldn't even plan for that, you know, truthfully.

But it just felt right.

Fuck!

Fuck!

How are you?

I'm good.

I think you've surprised me.

Have I?

Yeah. You've got a cheeky side to you. Mm.

Yeah. You've surprised me as well, to be honest.

You are, like, super handsome.

It's super handsome.

We've heard.

We've never said that before.

Oh, I see. Coming out.

Do you know what I mean? The wall's coming down, the layers are peeling

back.

Did you kiss him? Yeah.

You're fucking lying.

Why? Because. I'm pissed off, right? Because.

Apparently I kept on bringing up Angie in the night.

And I was like, no, I fucking didn't.

And then he's just kissed you. So now I'm really pissed off.

Sorry, baby. It's OK. It's not your fault, hon.

I think just have a conversation.

I will. I will be telling them.

That's not okay with me.

That behaviour's so weird.

I find myself thinking I wonder what they're doing, but you have to think

about now.

What do you think they are doing?

Putting necking on.

I want to leave here with something.

With, like, I can see something working out. I think, for me, that's the best

goal, nothing else. If I left tomorrow, but I left with someone and said, you

know what, that's going to be my girlfriend, I'm a happy man. Yeah.

I'm so happy. But then I'm like, you just can't overthink it, because I'm

like... Do I just jump in headfirst and, like, get to know everyone in, like, a

fun way, kiss whoever, and then just see what happens?

Why can't we just kiss everyone?

Oh, shit!

What the fuck?!

At least you got it out the way, no?

Do you reckon Sam Raj did that just cos he saw the thing kiss you?

Yes, because their conversation looked very stale.

I'm a bit... Bro, she would not kiss me. Oh, yeah, she... Bro, she wouldn't kiss

me, bro.

I think we need Sam Raj over here. Wait, hey, Munya, just deep here. You come

here, like, you can do whatever you want.

It's not you.

It's the old bro.

Was that a revenge snog? Nah, she was just talking about kissing and making it

too deep. I said, let's kiss now then.

What is she saying?

She wouldn't kiss me.

It's all right then. You can cry.

This place is mad.

Mark was a good chap, bro. She could cry.

Mate, what is... I'm just crumbling, bro.

I'm not going to lie. It's actually getting to me a little bit. We need,

like, a Donate a Kiss foundation. I genuinely feel like I'm a father who's

gone to a water park with kids and he can't find them while they're running

around doing stuff they're not supposed to be doing.

I didn't find any friends to play with.

Yeah, yeah.

He's hanging out with Dad all day. Like, he gets one friend, the friend's like,

bye. Maybe it is the game, boys. Maybe I've got no game.

Simba.

Has she gone like that? Yeah.

Uh-oh, uh-oh.

How are you?

I'm good. Am I serious?

Not great to be fair.

What's up?

Quite pissed off, not going to lie.

About two separate situations.

Two? Yeah.

I was told that... Apparently, I was asking about Andrew a lot overnight and

it was Jaren, apparently.

Who told you that?

One of the boys.

What about you?

Does it matter?

I mean, I could ask them right now if you want. You don't need to ask them.

It's about me and you. It's about you being on it.

No, but who are you... I can literally ask them. It doesn't matter. I'm asking

you the question.

No, but if you're not going to tell me, then I'll literally just ask them.

We can get on to that. Did you say that, yes or no? No, I didn't say that.

I didn't say that.

So what was the issue with that, then? I just said how you said about Angie

that... Can you stop looking over there and look at me?

Can you, like, turn yourself to me, sir?

It's a private conversation.

All right, boys, sorry, sorry. No, it doesn't matter. It's not anything to do

with her. No, let me ask them.

It's got nothing to do with her. No, but you said one of them told you.

Which one of you said that she was talking loads about Angie, apparently?

I did, yeah. Or Fitzy? No, I said it because we were just chatting there. I

said, you know, if you want to get to know her, why would you be bringing her

up all the time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She said she didn't bring her up once.

I said that you were asking me questions about what I've... Guys, carry on

conversating. It's got nothing to do... That's calm, that's calm.

It's between me and Sima, thank you.

That's all that happened, though. Yeah, that's all it was.

It's been said to me is that I've been constantly talking about Angie, which

obviously... I didn't say constantly. Can I finish a second, please?

That I've been constantly talking about Angie and it's been jarring. Why would I

constantly ask about somebody when I want to get to know you? All I said to

Fitzy was that during the night, obviously, you made a comment that I

didn't like. You just said, oh, like, if that was me, that wouldn't run. I just

felt it was a little bit unfair what you said.

Well, then I just think if that's how you felt then this morning, instead of

kissing other girls in Nepal, then you should have been speaking to me about...

about last night all right cool the whole like kissing other girls so yeah i

understand i am upset about that yeah i understand i understand i don't know

what's going on in that villa like angelista is free to do whatever she

wants i'm not even you know what i'm saying from my perspective though you

asked me you said to me but it's not even about this i'm not it's about me

i'm talking about how you've just made me feel not about Oh, I can do it

because I don't know how she's acting in that. It's about how you've made me

feel. Yeah, yeah. Now, I apologise. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I made you feel bad. I

don't think you mean it, though, cos you obviously wanted to do it, which is

fine. So, you're asking to share a bed with me.

You're also... Yeah, I asked to share a bed with you. You're being quite, like,

cuddly and stuff. Yeah, we had a cuddle, yeah.

We didn't kiss, though. We didn't kiss. We were cuddling all night. Yeah.

Was it all night?

It was all night.

So, I was going to say, like, you're my focus, but now, like, that's happened.

Not that I'm not going to... It's not that deep. It is deep, but...

I'm not going to be like, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, I definitely see

you differently.

I have to get my graffiti boots on.

I just think you just need to pattern up a little bit.

Yeah. And, like, fake... Just... I even feel like crying right now and I don't

want to cry. No, no, please don't cry. I'm not going to. I get it. Obviously,

it's not ideal, it's not nice to see.

But, again, like...

It's just, you two are literally the only girls that I'm reading. I can't

because I'm really emotional.

Now, what we've got is a tale of two villas. In the main villa, the new boys

are working their socks off, while over in Casa, the OG boys can barely keep

their pants on.

I actually haven't spoken to Jordan.

You haven't? And I think you would like him a lot, Priya. He's gorge, but I'm

just, like, just so obsessed with Cav. It's, like, hard.

What are you saying tonight? You've seen already, like, me and Jasmine have

got... It's working nicely.

She's on a break.

I know.

I'm going to lie, I'm missing the boys a lot. I'm missing the boys so much. Oh,

man. I mean, tell me you're getting on well.

I'm still pranging out about what's going on over there. I can't help it.

I feel like Ellie and Ange, I don't think you two have anything to worry

about. And obviously Lola as well. And then me, Mika, Yaz, I feel like we're

all in a similar boat.

I think you lot are good, though. What do you mean?

I think either way, we could be so good or we could be so not.

You've kissed, you've kissed, you've kissed, and you've kissed, and you've

kissed.

I actually do want to get to know Charlene.

We can kiss every single boy there if we want and then decide who we want at the

end of the day. And then we can still change our mind. What's the point in

having a mind if you can't change it?

Oh, there's girls on fire tonight!

The kiss in the morning was really good and I hope to kiss him again in bed. In

bed!

Ooh! Kinky girl!

I think I got a text.

Got a text, guys.

Islanders, get ready as the Villa and Casa Amor go head-to-head in tonight's

challenge. Don't bottle it. The Villa that gets the most points will win a

cocktail party.

Come on!

Everyone's helped out with this challenge. The art department made a

pair of spinning tables while I neck two giant bottles of red wine.

You're welcome.

Here's the rules. Whoever the bottle lands on receives a text.

There we go.

Jasmine and Lorenzo.

Snog the oldest person of the opposite sex.

Jasmine and Lorenzo, snog the oldest person of the opposite sex.

They'll then go head-to-head.

Charlie. Points will be awarded for passion, enthusiasm and performance by

me. And get ready, cos right now I'm two massive bottles of Red Deep and I'm

feeling very judgemental.

There's no way Lorenzo's beat me, I'm so sorry. That's personal beef for me.

Kassel win one point, Mainville are zero.

Zero points!

What the fuck did he do?

Also, who is this man?

What the fuck?

Lorenzo!

That's not the Lorenzo that I know personally, you.

there we go that's how it's done oh my god

oh that's you ellie yeah girl

ellie and martha twerk on the islander you are most attracted to

the legs and the shoulders that

was good i feel like we lost that one

Samiraj! Samiraj!

He's up for it! He's up for it!

Respectfully, guys, we're gonna lose this point.

No!

No, see what the dare is, folks. I'll see what it is, but respectfully, I've

got someone I'm not gonna piss off.

Lola and Samiraj... Oh, for fuck's sake.

...lick from top to toe.

The islander who you'd most like to share a bed with.

That's not bad at all. Is he whipping the shirt off?

Casa win one point.

Casa win one point.

Mainsville are zero points. We knew, we knew, we knew.

I'm just like, who the fuck did he choose to kiss up and down?

Tonight's challenge involves a lot of spinning.

Tell me about it. I should have never drank both of those bottles.

They've had to gaffer take me to my seat.

Here we go. Hooray!

Hooray!

Priya and Nevaeh give a massage to the youngest Islander of the opposite sex.

That's me.

Hav will be getting a massage.

You didn't think about that, did you?

OK,

I've got an idea.

Let me do my turn.

I'm stunned.

Mainville are one point, Casa zero.

Mainville will win one point!

Why is that so loud?

Youngest boy, Cav, so... Yeah.

Yeah, see, what is her name? Navea Sark.

Navea Sark.

So you don't land on me.

Angelista and Finley.

Angelista and Finley snog the tallest islander. For 20 seconds.

One,

two...

17,

18, 19...

I literally thought that was sexy.

I thought it was quite sexy.

Tommy and Julia.

Julia. Slow dance with the eyeliner you fancy the most.

This is gone, this is gone. Oh, yay.

That is awful.

Who are you picking, Julia?

Lorenzo. Both slow dance. Everyone, cheer them on. Everyone, come on.

Main Villa win one point, Casa zero.

Main Villa win one point, Casa zero point.

That's a beautiful spin. Oh, it's not.

Finn? I think we've got to give up. I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it.

Carlos and Sean snogged the Islander with the smallest feet.

We're both a five.

Oh, you snogged both of them? At the same time.

Oh,

snogged the Islander with the smallest feet.

I'm a size four.

I'm a 4.5.

Who else is a four? Me and Anne.

Both get up.

You need to make this passionate, cos this karma is covered with some, like...

This Carlos guy, he's got a good name, though. Yeah, they're not kissing two

girls. I highly doubt it.

Who's the other islander? Sean. Oh, it's Fitz.

That's fine.

Lick back, lick back. Fitz won't win.

Well, I have an idea, I have an idea. Let's go!

We did it, that's it.

Am I gone?

Go, Fitz!

Fitz is ready to win.

Two people have sinned Casa win one point main villa zero No,

nothing

could be that that was like two girls

I couldn't actually not have done any less in my little challenge but like

he's over there telling however many girls with tiny little feet and then

What the fuck No, this ain't right this ain't right I

know that those boys are definitely telling Sean like you can't let this I

come on for the I know either fucking way. It's quite own hat

Don't Bottle It is over and the winning villa gets a cocktail party.

We were going to give them a trophy, but I was sick in it.

Results, please.

The results are in. The winners of Don't Bottle It are... No.

I'm going to smash that bottle. The winners of Don't Bottle It are...

..Main Villa.

No!

You can see them on the right

Cheers

to taking the girls and the cocktail

you will take part in a secret selfie challenge.

You must snap a picture with every boy who best fits each statement. You must

remain completely undetected.

No way.

My eyes are streaming. Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Okay.