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(dramatic synth music)

- [Excited Woman] Ooh, Funario's!

- [Surprised Man] Wow!

That's crazy.

(remixed R&B music)

(jazzy music)

- Donte?

Donte!

Where you at?

- Girl, you sleep long as hell.

(chuckles) And you better not be pregnant

'cause it ain't mine.

- Boy, shut up. Ain't nobody pregnant.

It's still morning time.

You acting like you running a marathon all jogging and shit.

- I'm trying to get like you.

You know you be working out too.

- Well you know I gotta keep things right and tight, baby.

(both chuckle)

Shit.

- What's up?

- I did it again.

(sighs) I was supposed to be meeting Mariah

and this new friend of hers.

- See?

I told you, you got a sleeping problem.

I mean why don't you just tell them

to meet you for brunch or some drinks.

You know, some day drinking or something like that.

- You know what?

That's actually a good idea.

But wherever we go, I need to make sure

they got some strawberry lemon drops.

Let me see.

- For sure, for sure.

And who is this little new friend

you talking about that's coming with?

I mean she say she got a body like you?

- Donte, don't piss me off.

You need to do your flirting on your own time.

Plus, I don't even know this girl.

I gotta see if I even like her vibe.

- Mmhm type shit.

Look, I gotta handle some stuff, aight?

So I'll meet you up later.

- Seriously?

So you gonna make me do the walk of shame?

- I mean I wasn't going say it, but yeah.

- Bye, Donte.

- Come on, why you tripping?

- Can you at least send me some shoe money?

- Yeah, later.

When I hit you up later, I got you.

- [Kia] Send it to my Cash App.

- Yeah, later, when I hit you up.

Hey, you fine though.

(dramatic piano music)

- Who the fuck is he, Mariah?

Yo, so you just gonna stand there in silence?

You know, I would at least think that you have

some decency to talk to me after playing Ms. Operator

and dispatcher at the same fucking time

while you getting banged out and slutted out by some nigga.

- Baby, I'm sorry, okay?

- Stop touching me!

- I'm sorry!

Fuck, Twan!

I'm done with him, I swear!

I'm done with him, I ended all connections with him.

- You should have never started the fucking -

- I'm sorry!

- Stop touching me!

- I ended everything with him, I swear.

I'm not even fucking talking to him anymore.

I promise!

- This shit should have never - - Baby, he's crazy!

- Yo, I don't give a fuck!

I do not care!

Why are you protecting this nigga, huh?

See, that's why your shit is packed now.

Get the fuck out!

- Twan, you can't kick me out of this house.

- [Twan] And why can't I?

- 'Cause my name's on this fucking house too!

That's why, nigga!

That's fucking why!

- Do not touch me with those dick-infested hands.

I'm not fucking playing with you.

And I don't care if your name is on the damn lease.

Actually, I don't care at all.

'Cause I've been having my fun too.

- What the fuck are you talking about?

- Hell yeah.

Twan been doing his big one.

- Really?

- You thought I was stupid?

Or you just thought you was smart?

- Really?

- Which one?

- So Twan, who the fuck is it, huh?

Who the fuck are you having all this fun with, huh?

- Somebody with some really, really great pussy.

- Boy, I should knock the fuck - are you serious?

(Twan laughs)

- You gonna knock what?

Nothing.

But in the meantime, you know what I'mma do?

I'mma do us both a favor.

I'mma give you some space so you can think about

whatever the fuck it is you need to.

'Cause at the end of the day.

This shit is all over the fucking place.

(music continues)

(text rings)

- Open the door?

Who the fuck is playing on my phone?

Fuck.

(wind blowing)

(ominous music)

- [Tahj VO] That fight was so intense this morning.

I can't believe Twan walked out on you like that.

I would never walk out on you

and try to leave your life, baby.

(chuckles)

See you soon.

- How the fuck does this nigga know

we got in a fight this morning?

This nigga is fucking crazy.

Shit.

♪ Hey Jordan ♪

♪ Aye yi yi yi ♪

♪ Aye yi yi yi ♪

♪ Hey, aye yi yi yi ♪

♪ Aye yi yi, yo ♪

♪ He gonna do what I say, so ♪

♪ Spend his cheese, spend his queso ♪

♪ Shake it nice for that peso ♪

♪ Hide bitch from my nigga, call me fuego ♪

♪ He gonna do what I say, so ♪

♪ Spend his cheese, spend his queso ♪

♪ Shake it nice for that peso ♪

♪ Hide bitch from my nigga, call me fuego ♪

♪ Off to the motherfucking islands ♪

♪ Only private when I heard the bitch flying ♪

♪ Kitty wet, so I might let them dive in ♪

♪ Keep flowing, finna have that nigga slide in ♪

♪ Aye yi yi yi ♪

♪ Pissed and I don't know why ♪

♪ Aye yi yi yi ♪

♪ Never seen a gal so fly ♪

♪ I am so hot now talking about the weather ♪

♪ Y'all don't do this 'cause we ain't together ♪

♪ Spend every dollar he got in his bank roll ♪

♪ Holler at that bitch, but he just call me fuego ♪

♪ He gonna do what I say, so ♪

♪ Spend his cheese, spend his queso ♪

♪ Shake it nice for that peso ♪

♪ Hide bitch from my nigga, call me fuego ♪

♪ He gonna do what I say, so ♪

♪ Spend his cheese, spend his queso ♪

- Bro, all I'm saying is I told your ass

to start taking her serious, bro,

when she started complaining.

- What was she complaining about?

- Twan, you want me to say it

or do you want me to keep it to myself?

I mean look, ain't no offense to you, bro,

but I don't know you like that to be putting

my dawg business out in them streets.

- It's cool, bro.

It's Tahj.

We go way back.

Trust his ass.

But what he's talking about is Mariah.

Bro, you know she said I ain't

handling my business in the bedroom.

That's crazy because I ain't never in my life

had a woman tell me that my sex game is weak.

Shit, this little chick I'm fucking with now?

She basically obsessed with my ass.

- Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up.

I know you ain't talking about Asia, bro.

Ha!

I thought it was a one time thing.

- Bro, to be honest, I've been moving around

on Mariah for a minute though.

But the thought of her actually cheating on me?

I can't lie, that shit did something to me, bro.

- Man, look, I ain't gonna hold you, bro.

She foul as fuck for doing some shit like that.

- But are we sure that she did anything for sure?

- What?

Man, these hoes be cheat...

These girls be cheating all the time, bro.

I know you ain't that green.

- All I'm saying, bro, Mariah?

She is a good girl.

I don't think she would do my mans like that.

- You got a lot of faith, my boy.

- Man, I don't know.

I know I gotta get right.

I fucked up.

And for Mariah, I gotta get right for my girl.

- Get right, bro.

Make it happen.

- Goofy ass.

♪ Changing my ride, niggas stealing my song ♪

♪ And I know bitches ain't worth a dime ♪

♪ They changing my line, they be wasting my time ♪

♪ Yeah, we got it next ♪

♪ That's how you finesse ♪

♪ We come for they nest ♪

♪ We come to collect ♪

- Bitch, why you look like you been up partying all night?

What's going on?

- Way to be nice, bitch.

It's good to see you too.

- Okay?

What's going on?

- I had to sleep in my car last night.

- Your car?

Are you serious right now?

What's going on?

Did you guys get evicted?

Like, what - - No. Hell no.

Do you have any more questions, Kia?

You're so inquisitive today, you have any more questions?

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I apologize. What happened?

- Girl, Twan threw all my shit out the house.

He locked me out, yeah.

- Girl, please don't tell me he found out

about that nigga Tahj.

- It's nothing like that.

Thank God.

But Tahj ass didn't make anything better.

- [Kia] Okay.

- At all.

Girl, Tahj was...

Tahj was fucking me while I was on the phone with Twan.

(Kia laughs)

Stop laughing, bitch!

It's not funny.

- It's like you was on the phone moaning and shit?

- I wasn't moaning, no.

I'm not stupid, but I mean my tone changed for sure.

And there's more.

- [Kia] Okay?

- Hold on, just give me a second!

Shit.

Tahj spanked my ass hard as a motherfucker

while I was on the phone.

I know Twan heard it.

- Oh girl.

That's some next level shit.

Bitch, this nigga Tahj is on a whole nother level.

- Yeah.

- [Kia] Oh my God.

- Twan finally lets me in the house this morning.

Obviously we get into a big ass fight.

I'm not gonna lie, this shit is very depressing.

Very fucking depressing.

And as I'm leaving the fucking house I find this.

- Okay, well what is this?

Who is this from?

- [Mariah] Read it.

- Who's this from?

- I think Tahj is stalking me.

Yeah.

- Girl, this is some "Fatal Attraction" type bullshit.

Like, what the hell?

That's crazy.

Okay, speaking of crazy, who is this chick

that we're supposed to be meeting?

- Her name's Asia.

I told you, she's a sweetheart.

I think you'll like her.

We've just been like vibing, hanging out, nothing crazy.

- Okay, you say everyone is sweet.

- [Mariah] Oh my God.

- I'm gonna see for myself though.

- I think you will really like her.

You will.

Can you behave please?

- I'll try.

- I think I see her.

Asia!

Hey girl, you can come over here!

Right here, babe.

Please behave.

Okay?

- Hey, how are you? - Hey, y'all!

- You look so pretty.

I love this - - I'm sorry I'm late.

- Orange is your color. You look so beautiful.

- Aww, thank you.

- So pretty.

- Hi, I'm Asia.

- Duh.

- Oh my God.

Please behave.

Asia, this is my best friend Kia.

- Nice to meet you.

- So, how did you two meet?

- Oh, well I seen her in the gym, so I was like

well between that body and the workouts,

I was like I gotta meet her.

- Thank you.

You would've met her too, bitch.

If your lazy ass would've got the fuck up out the bed.

- I'm sorry, but my night just took a lot out of me.

So I couldn't make - I know that's right.

- Anywho.

So Asia.

Do you have a boyfriend?

- Something like that.

It's kinda complicated.

- So no.

- [Mariah] Oh my God.

- Got it.

- Well do you?

- Of course I do.

- (coughs) Bullshit.

I'm sorry.

Allergies, you know.

Allergies (coughs) messing me up.

- What I mean is my Lorenzo.

He wants to lock it down, but I'm not quite ready

to get rid of all of my hoes.

And he's okay with that.

- Oh, well that mean he got hoes too then, right?

- Oh no, I'm the only one Lorenzo needs.

- Okay.

If you say so.

- I say so.

- Drinks?

- Right? - Yes.

- You need a drink.

- Please.

- You definitely, your mean ass, you need a drink.

Excuse - may we get a server?

- [Waitress] I'll be right there!

- Thank you thank you.

(club hip hop music)

- All right, well if that's the case.

What you believe then?

- I personally believe as men we should have

our fair share of women to choose from.

- Well I don't know about choosing,

but I know this feels like turmoil.

And what about Brie?

- It's turmoil because you're not

being honest in your relationship.

I mean you hiding who you really are, man.

And Brie?

She's just another woman that worship the ground I walk on.

- Bro, personally, I think you need to keep it light.

- How exactly do you build quality situations like that?

- (chuckles) Nigga, I ain't looking for that.

- Twan, man, answer me this.

How much better you think the relationship would be

between you and Mariah if you like indulged

in some of these fantasies she want to do?

- Bro, and plus, Mariah, she a good girl.

I mean the wifey type.

Now why would he mess that up?

- So lying to her is the answer?

Donte, man.

No offense, my guy, but you need to grow up, jit.

- Hey, who the fuck you think you talking to, bro?

I'm grown as fuck.

- Nigga what?

- Yo! Hey.

Y'all need to chill out.

Both of y'all my niggas, so.

I hear what y'all are saying.

At the end of the day, I don't think Mariah would do that.

And on another note, since I fuck with both of y'all,

understand that black men can have a difference of opinion

without trying to knock each other heads off.

- Look man, all I'm saying is you'd be surprised

what women can actually handle.

And you'd be surprised how much more enjoyable

your life would be if you get all your women

in check and they serve you.

And submit to you equally.

- Yo, nigga, that's some movie shit, bro.

That's not real life, dawg.

- Hey, it is when you that nigga.

I'm saying bro, just think about it.

- Movie!

- [Tahj] I'm living a movie, boy.

- Not that nigga!

- [Tahj] Hey, I'm living this movie.

- Y'all crazy.

- [Donte] Not living as that nigga!

- Hey, what am I drinking?

(R&B music)

(girls laughing)

- [Mariah] Oh my gosh.

- I mean I love the man, but.

(chuckles) I would never tell him that.

- Mm-mm!

Kia, you gonna mess around, you're gonna lose a good man.

Over some toxic-ass dick.

Toxic, Kia.

- I'm cool with that.

- I'll take some toxic dick any day.

- Y'all bitches are sad.

Hilarious.

But you're sad.

(laughs)

- Asia.

That necklace.

It's pretty as hell.

- Oh, my little baby gave it to me the other night.

- Hmm.

It looks familiar.

- It's really pretty.

I have something just like that.

I have something similar to that in my house.

- I'd say more like almost identical.

- Well, I guess that just mean my man got good taste.

- Well, toast a with good taste, honey.

Yes!

Yes ma'am.

- Good taste.

I'mma need another one of these for sure.

Bye, girl!

(laughs)

Bitch I'll see you later, hoe!

Call me, all right?

(R&B music)

Shit.

(phone ringing)

- Hello?

- Hey.

Hey.

- What's going on, Mariah?

- Damn, really?

That's all I get, Tahj? For real?

You don't miss me?

- Nah. Not really.

You must be drunk or something.

- It's not even like that, like.

I wanna see you.

- Can't.

Queen been fucking my brains out the last two hours, so.

I'm a little drained.

- Nigga what the fuck are you talking about right now?

Huh?

What was all that bullshit

that you was talking about the other night?

What was that about, Tahj?

Huh?

- Oh that?

That was the truth.

But you walked out, right?

- Yes, yes, I left.

- So you made a choice, right?

- Right.

- So you gonna stand on that?

- Damn!

I just, I miss you.

I miss you, Tahj, damn!

- You miss me?

- Yes.

- So how you gonna make up all this confusion to me?

- I'll do whatever you want me to do, Tahj.

Whatever you want me to do, baby.

Come on.

- I want you to go home.

- Okay?

What?

- And don't let Twan touch you tonight.

Be ready for me tomorrow.

Answer me, bitch!

Don't play these games!

- Yes.

I'll do it, I'll do it.

I'll do it.

- Good.

(music continues)

- What you call a man with his hand in a blender?

A handshake.

(laughs)

But when I'm gonna see you again, girl?

I miss you.

I miss you miss you.

Yeah, I miss my... I'll call you back, girl.

(footsteps approaching)

(chuckles) Baby!

Mm-mm-mm.

- Hey, baby

- What's wrong with you?

- Nothing, I just thought you was still mad at me.

- Nah.

But I was thinking, you know.

Me and you should really take a lot of time

to just talk and reconnect, you know?

- Oh my God.

- What?

I'm just saying.

- Baby.

- I know a few ways that I can make it up to you.

- Okay.

- Start right here.

- All right, baby, stop, all right?

Stop.

- Stop?

Girl, I'm just getting started.

- Twan, stop!

Damn, nigga, I'm not in the fucking mood, shit.

What's wrong with you?

(dramatic music)

- Yo, what the fuck is going on?

- Nothing.

Damn, Twan.

- Nothing?

So then tell me, since when you turn down dick?

- I don't, I'm just not in the fucking mood, damn.

It's not even gonna fix anything.

- And who said it was supposed to?

I mean at least it's a good start.

- Is it?

It's not a fucking start, Twan.

It's not gonna fix shit.

We keep having the same issues over and over and over.

- Well maybe we're having these issues

'cause you fucking somebody else.

- Goddamn, nigga, why I always gotta be

fucking somebody else, huh?

Is it because you fucking somebody else, Twan?

- Maybe.

(Mariah chuckles)

- Oh my God.

All right, nigga, why don't you go

fuck that bitch then, okay?

Go fuck her until we figure this out.

I'mma go take a shower.

Fucking annoying ass nigga.

Get on my goddamn nerve.

- The fuck be wrong with her?

♪ I need some peace ♪

♪ Wish you the best, but I gotta do what's best for me ♪

♪ Had some good times, but no need to go check the receipts ♪

♪ I just been letting it be ♪

♪ With everything I do keep pissing you off ♪

♪ Maybe I ain't the one for you ♪

♪ I come in the house and can't wait to leave ♪

♪ That why I feel so uncomfortable ♪

♪ We had our time and it sure was a vibe ♪

♪ And I think it was wonderful ♪

(dramatic synth music)