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- [Producer] Ooh, FUNarios.

- [Producer] Wow. That's crazy.

(intense R&B music)

(high heels click) (seductive R&B music)

- No panties on like I told you?

- Yes.

♪ I just landed in a city ♪

♪ She to me to come get it ♪

♪ She can't wait no longer ♪

♪ The city in me she ain't at home ♪

♪ At home ♪

- I like how you listen, all right.

♪ She sent a picture to my phone ♪

Put your hands behind your back.

♪ I put my petal to the floor ♪

♪ Told the baby wait for daddy ♪

♪ 'Cause I ain't seen you in a minute ♪

Get up on that bed.

Arch that ass.

(Mariah moans)

♪ I wanna play around with that body ♪

♪ Show me you're naughty, naughty, naughty ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

(moaning continues)

♪ Show me you're naughty, naughty, naughty ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ And baby when I see you ♪

♪ You gon' get it all night ♪

(Mariah moans loudly)

(ladies laugh)

- Bitch, I...

I, I don't know what's going on.

- Girl, It sounds like some old

Fifty Shades of Gray type shit going on.

(Mariah sighs)

I need me some of that in my life. Jesus.

- Girl, I literally, I think about him all day.

I do. (ladies chuckle)

All I can think about is his... Whoo!

This mo fo is like that.

This man.

Ugh.

And, and his sex, like literally all day

long. - Oh, Okay, so, hold on,

You gotta tell me, what exactly does he be doing?

Because, I mean, don't get me wrong Lorenzo is amazing,

but there is always room for improvement.

So, spill it.

- Girl, this man literally tells me what to do.

All day. Everyday.

- What do you mean?

- Okay. All right. All right.

So,

like, he'll tell me to wear a skirt.

- Okay?

- Don't judge me when I tell you this.

- Okay?

- Do not judge me.

- Spit it out. - Okay wait,

Sometimes he'll, he'll tell me don't wear no panties.

And I be wearing, - And you be doing it?

- And I do it. Yes, I do it.

Hi Bryce.

(Mariah laughs)

No like girl, I literally had a freaking meeting

like two days ago. I kid you not.

And, he's taking selfies of my cooch under,

under the desk.

(they laugh)

- Nasty. You little whore.

But wait.

- Yeah.

- So, where did Twan think you were at the other night?

(Mariah moans loudly) (upbeat hip-hop music)

- Where you been all my life?

Huh?

- We just getting started.

- Where you from anyway baby?

I never even asked you where you're from.

- Atlanta.

- That's crazy, I'm from here too.

I never bumped into your fine ass before.

- I travel a lot.

- Yeah?

- And when I'm here, I be out the way.

- Mmm. It's just how I like my man.

Do you have a taste for anything?

I can cook for us. I'm a really good cook.

- Nah, you going home.

- Home?

Home? What?

I don't have to go home.

- Yeah, you need to go home to your man tonight.

- I don't wanna go home, baby.

I told him that I'm staying with my friend.

It's fine. I could stay.

- Nah, use your excuse another night.

Go home.

- Tahj!

(Kia chuckles)

- Shit Bitch, He on some different

other type of freaky shit girl, oof.

- He is.

And,

girl it gets even crazier.

When I get home I get a text,

and it tells me to just like, ah.

(upbeat hip-hop music)

(cell phone dings)

- And what did you do?

- I did...

what I was told.

- Oooh!

- And then, (Mariah moans)

- Man!

Girl, where you learn how to do that?

- I just wanted to show you some appreciation babe. Yeah?

- Mm-hmm.

(Mariah laughs)

'Cause, that's the type of shit that I deserve.

- Yeah. Yep, that's exactly what you deserve, babe.

- [Twan] No, shit like that, hey,

Gets you what you want around here.

- Mm-hmm.

(Mariah exhales)

- [Twan] Man!

(ladies laugh)

- Girl, I don't know.

This fun, spontaneous shit.

Like this is literally exactly

what I've been asking for.

(Kia laughs)

- I already know. But girl, your ass better be careful.

Because before you know it,

that nigga gonna have you messing with girls.

- Okay? Well, what's wrong with that?

- Bitch what?

- What's wrong with that?

- Oh, so you like girls now?

- I don't know.

I'm, I'm, I'm exploring so I, I don't know.

- Shit, it's a new lesbian on the loose.

(Kia cackles)

- Shut, shut up, bitch.

Stop.

- Just don't be trying to fuck me, okay?

- Bitch!

(Kia laughs)

What? Ain't nobody, ain't nobody trying fuck you, bitch.

- I'm just saying.

- Hey baby!

- What's up?

Hey Kia. Ain't no you was gonna be here.

- Hey, Twan.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I just invited Kia over.

I thought that we would have

a little game night for couples.

Lorenzo's coming too, right Kia?

- Oh really? I ain't seen Lorenzo in a minute.

- That's 'cause he's always at work or with me.

- Well then riddle me this, Kia.

Where he be at when you with Mariah?

- He um.

(the girls mumble)

He at work. - He be busy.

Baby he's, he got a, he got a raise too right?

- Yeah. Yeah. He got a, yeah.

- Moving on up, George and Wheezy.

- It's just a joke, girl. Calm down.

- So Twan, how has everything been?

I feel like you and Dante be out doing your own thing a lot.

- If you wanna know how Dante is, just ask.

- I mean, if you want to tell me...

That's cool.

- He cool.

- So, he don't miss me?

- Girl, I don't know.

We don't talk about stuff like that.

- Well find out for me.

- Anyways, how was work today, baby?

- It was all right. I'm glad to be home though.

- [Mariah] Mmm.

(cell phone rings)

Um, I'll, I'll get it baby,

I actually have to get some more.

You want more wine?

- Sure.

- Okay I'm, - Oh, whoa!

Don't worry about it, don't worry. I got it. I got it.

Business.

Hello? That yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gimme one second.

Hey babe, I'm gonna take this call in the other room.

Yes. I'm trying to tell you.

Hey, hold on, Hold on one second, one second.

- Is he normally that excited to answer the phone?

- Lately, Yeah.

I know. I know. (Kia skeptically grunts)

- Go get some wine, girl.

- Yeah.

- What you want?

- I want some dick, daddy.

- I'm busy right now.

- Mmm, wifey must be there.

Tell her that big she got, got the perfect bounce to it.

- All right, chill out.

- What? So I can't come over?

- No.

- I don't understand why we just can't have a threesome.

Tell her I'll eat her good.

- Because my bitch is off limits.

Look, I gotta go.

- Come over.

- No.

(Twan sighs)

- [Mistress] Please?

- I'll hit you right back.

- All right. I'll be waiting.

(energetic R&B music)

- Who was that?

- It was just Dave.

He said some of the numbers on my report were missing.

- So, do you have to go back in?

- Yeah.

(Mariah scoffs)

- Damn.

It's all right. Lorenzo had to leave early anyway.

He had an emergency. So I'll make you a plate.

Do you mind if Kia and I step out? Is that all right?

- Okay. That's cool.

- Okay.

I love you.

- I love you too, Mariah.

I'll call you later.

- I'll be back.

- Okay.

- Just gimme a second, okay.

(cell phone dials)

Hey, I'm gonna be going out tonight.

- [Tahj] Did you ask?

- I, I didn't know that I had to ask.

- [Tahj] Ask.

- Okay, um, can Kia and I go out tonight?

- [Tahj] Ask correctly.

- Daddy, may Kia and I please go out tonight?

- [Tahj] You can go in a skirt. No panties.

- Okay.

Thank you.

(cell phone beeps)

Hello?

(energetic R&B music)

- Hey girl.

- Oh, bitch that's how you feel today?

(Mariah laughs)

Naked.

- I was instructed to wear this, um, yeah.

(Kia gasps)

- Bitch. You ain't got no panties on.

(Mariah exhales)

- Shit, damn tell the whole world. No, I don't.

- Ooh, and I bet instructions are on the way too, huh?

- And is like. come on, you know that.

(Mariah giggles)

- You little slut.

(door knocks)

(energetic music)

- I knew you was coming.

- I just want to know why you still got them clothes on.

- You know I love it when you talk to me like that.

Come on in, I'll 'em them off immediately.

- Yeah, you better.

- I'm not trying to be mean.

(Mariah chats)

I'm sorry, excuse me?

- You're fine. I'm Quinn.

- Kia?

- Hey Quinn, my friend's trying to be nice here,

but don't you think you're a little all up in my girl space?

- Oh, you know what? That's my bad. You're Mariah right?

- I'm sorry, do I know you?

- Not exactly.

Tahj thought we should spend some time together tonight.

- Tahj?

- Yeah he sent me.

But not to worry ladies, because tonight

is on him.

- Oh, shit.

Hey friend, I'm Kia. - Hey girl.

(Kia and Quinn laugh)

- So what are you ladies drinking tonight?

- Tequila. - Tequila.

- Bartender!

You look cute tonight.

- Kia?

(energetic R&B music)

- Oh my god! How did three hours go by so fast?

I'm over here acting like I don't have to

be at work in the morning. It's crazy.

- Quinn, you were a really good time.

We gotta head out, though. It was nice to meet you.

- Well, Kia, I wanna make sure you get home safe.

But Mariah, Tahj thinks we should

spend a little more time together.

Is that okay with you?

(Mariah sighs)

- What, what's going on right now, Quinn?

- I think you should check your phone.

- Kia?

- Girl, You better do what that man say.

Don't mess up a good time now.

- Are you sure?

- Yes, it's fine. I have your location.

- Kia, your car is outside.

- I know. I drove.

- Well, Tahj would prefer us not to drink and drive,

so there's a black Escalade outside waiting for you.

(Kia chuckles)

- Oh shit, okay. A black car?

Well, I'm not gonna turn back.

- I'll call you in the morning.

- Have a good time. Love you.

- [Mariah] Okay.

- Good night.

Did you do as you were told?

- What you talking about?

- Mariah? Come on.

We both know what I'm talking about.

- No, I don't know what you're talking about. What-

- Girl, do you have panties on or not?

- No, I was told not to wear them.

- Open your legs. Let me check.

(Mariah sighs)

(music intensifies)

Oh, somebody's excited.

(Quinn exhales)

Me too. Our car is outside. You ready to go? Let's go.

- Look Quinn, I, I don't think this is a good idea.

I'm just, I don't need to be out like that.

It's late, so I should really just head to my house.

It's too much. - Mariah, do you really wanna go home?

Because I know you don't want to.

And look at it this way,

you know you'll make it home eventually. Right?

Let's go.

Let me get that for you.

- Thank you.

(Quinn moans)

- [Quinn] Daddy, can I have some more?

- [Tahj] You need to get dressed and go.

- [Quinn] What did I do?

- [Tahj] Exactly what I needed you to do.

Now it's time to go.

(Quinn scoffs) - [Quinn] Well, can I at least

make myself come when I get home?

- [Tahj] No.

- [Quinn] Tahj!

- [Tahj] The fuck you just call me?

- [Quinn] I'm, I'm, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry daddy.

- [Tahj] Just go.

- [Quinn] Okay.

Will I be seeing you soon?

- [Tahj] I'll call you.

- [Quinn] Okay.

- Did you enjoy yourself?

- What the fuck was that? Tahj? Huh?

(Tahj chuckles)

It's funny, right?

I fucking hate you.

- It was exactly what you asked for.

- What I asked for? Really?

Nigga are you outside of your fucking head? Huh?

- [Tahj] What you so mad for?

- You know what's so fucking crazy, Tahj?

You invite this random ass bitch

out with me and my friend, right?

- I provided you with a service that you enjoy.

Baby, you came like six times from Q's mouth alone.

- Tahj, this is too much for me. This is too fucking much.

You are a messy ass nigga.

I'm fucking leaving.

Nothing that you got to fucking say to me right now?

You have nothing to say?

- I'll call you.

- Fuck you.

Fuck you Tahj.

(intense electric music)