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♪ [RADIO]

RADIO: And come on down here, sir.

What's your name? Stan.

Where ya from, Stan? Well, I'm from Vallyview.

Stan from Vallyview, welcome to Bonkers.

Let's see if we can win you some money today. That sounds swell.

Can you guess the value of the item hidden in this box?

Well Bill, I think I'm going to guess two hundred.

(Buzzer sounds) Nope.

Three fifty. Seven twenty? (Buzzer)

Three fifty! No, I'm sorry, the correct answer is three fifty.

Three fifty.

Nice one, Rick!

Morning, Rick.

Wake him up.

Wake up, Rick! We need to talk.

Explain this to me, Rick,

we do you a favor and this is how you repay us?

Gregs, that wasn't part of the deal.

Alright? I'm not like you. I'm not a...

You're not a what?

I'm not a criminal.

I know you're not.

You're a deadbeat.

Is this your wife?

That's Audrey Hepburn.

Be a shame if something were to happen to her.

I agree.

Put it down.

Beef, put it down.

I'm being scary.

It is not scary. put it down.

I like you, Rick.

You got a set of balls coming off your dick.

So, I'm going to give you one last chance.

Are you going to play the game by our rules, or not?

Go to hell.

Gladly.

[GUNSHOT]

You shthat guy!

Okay. No that's fine. I've seen that before.

Did you leave that garage door open behind us?

Yeah, it's open. We should go.

Yeah, we gotta get out of here.

♪

Hey Leo. Are you going to the rink tonight?

I don't know. Are there going to be any cute girls there?

Well, we'll be there!

I said cute.

Not gorgeous!

[LAUGHTER]

He tricked me!

You coming to Rollertown tonight, Jordan?

Oh yeah, you know it man.

BOY: Size six, please.

Sure thing little buddy. Oh-- and your helmet.

Aw, do I have to?

Just don't tell your old man.

Thanks, Leo!

So, when are you getting off?

How about now? Yeah!

Let's roll!

♪ Makin' it. Woo-hoo-hoo

♪ Makin' it

♪ I'm solid gold. I've got the goods

♪ They stand when I walk Through the neighborhoods

♪ I'm makin' it

♪ I've got the chance I'm takin' it

♪ No more, no more fakin' it

♪ This time in life I'm makin' it

♪ Makin' it

♪ Hello uptown, goodbye poverty

♪ The top of the ladder is waiting for me

♪ I'm makin' it

♪ I've got the chance I'm takin' it

♪ No more, no more fakin' it

♪ This time in life I'm makin' it (woo-hoo-hoo)

Music, my man! What's happenin' Krispy Krisp?

Living large and takin' charge. Solid!

What you got on deck? Something real solid.

[DISCO] Ohhhh, damn!

♪ I've got looks, I've got brains

♪ And I'm breakin' these chains

♪ Make some room now dig what you see.

♪ Success is mine. Cause I've got the key.

♪ I'm makin' it

♪ I've got the chance I'm takin' it

♪ No more, no more Fakin' it

♪ This time in life I'm makin' it (ooh-ooh-ooh)

♪ Makin' it, non-stop.

♪ Makin' it, to the top.

♪ Makin' it, this time in life. I'm makin it...

INSTRUCTOR: And, one, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four.

Keep your chins up. High chin. Straight back.

Long necks, like a swan,

a pure pristine sexy bird.

Stop!

Julia, let me hear your swan call.

Caaaawwww. EerrrrWah.

Wonderful. Julia, I can tell you are on your way

to becoming a swan. And so are the rest of you,

even though you all started out as ducks.

This program has transformed you, much as I will transform...

[OPENS DRAWER]

...this duck.

I found this duck in the park.

He's been at my apartment for two weeks.

We've been spending most nights together,

watching reruns of "I Love Lucy".

And let me tell you something, this duck loves Lucy.

And now I will set him free, free to be a swan.

[DUCK QUACKS]

Still a duck.

Resume.

You auditioned again, didn't you?

Yeah. I think I got it this time.

Leo, they only take classically trained skaters.

I know, but I wowed 'em.

Why do you want this so bad?

My dad. He always wanted me to go here.

It's why he opened Rollertown in Brookfield,

so I could be right next door.

Hey, Leo, listen. You're the best skater in this town,

no matter what they say.

Disco forever.

Thanks, man.

Solid.

[DUCK QUACKING]

Hey, let's go to Rollertown.

What? No, I can't go there.

Why not?

Because if I went, my parents would throw a mental.

We're going to Rollertown. Let's go!

There's like ten minutes left in class. Let's just wait.

Oh, that's going to take forever, though.

Nope, it's going to take ten minutes.

I'm gonna fire up a plan that's going to take no minutes.

You can't smoke in here.

Teacher! Julia's smoking.

[COUGHING]

Are you kidding me? You guys, I don't need this today. Okay?

You saw the duck thing.

Both of you go to the principal's office.

Yeah Jules, let's go.

Let's get you to the principal's office where you belong.

So, Rollertown? No.

Rollertown? No.

Rollertown? No.

Rooolllerrtown! Okay, yep. Okay, sure.

Nice.

The Boogaloo's? You've never heard of the Boogaloo's?

Punch that shit.

[CAR STARTS, REVS]

♪

♪ Jeans, everybody's wearing their jeans.

I've got mine on.

Jeans, everybody's wearing their jeans.

I've got mine on.

[MUSIC FROM INSIDE BUILDING]

I've got some dance in my pants.

Let's get it out!

[LAUGHTER]

♪ [DISCO MUSIC]

♪

This is the Disco Dogfather.

Put your back into it kids.

Put your back into it.

Oh, Yeah!

♪

Ah, this place is really doing great Murray. I always liked it.

Hey, I thought you were traveling, Gregs? Huh?

How are you, Murray?

Well, I'm great. Just groovy.

He's groovy. That's great. I love that word, groovy.

You like that word, Beef?

Oh, yeah. I like it on my potatoes.

Oh, wait. That's gravy.

Murray, I have a new line of business that I'd like to bring into Roller Town.

Okay, look Gregs, I don't owe you any more favors,

the only thing we're pushing here is rollerskating, right?

See what you don't understand Murray, is as investors

of this little club, I'm not here asking you for favors.

I'm here to tell you what to do.

There's a shipment coming tomorrow morning

and you're going to accept it.

What do you think about that?

Oh wait...

I don't have anything.

Show him the poster.

Oh, look at that. You're bringing in toilets, are ya?

It's an entertainment system. Kids play on it. They freak out.

Yeah, it does look like a space toilet.

Oh, yes! Put your back into it, kids.

Put your back into it.

Yeah!

Whoo!

Ha ha ha. You see man, disco is all you need.

Hey, I'll be right back. Solid.

Hey, you! Whoa!

Dear Leo, Thank you for auditioning for the

Brookfield Rollerskating Conservatory.

Unfortunately, we are unable to offer you a spot

in next year's class. Yours, John Spltlbt.

[TAPE REWINDS/BEEP] MAN: Hi Leo, this is John Spltlbt

from the Brookfield Rollerskating Conservatory.

Just calling to verify that you received our letter.

Some of them apparently got lost in the mail.

So, just to clarify, you did NOT get into the conservatory.

Sorry.

[BEEP] MAN: Oh, shoot. Sorry Leo.

I accidentally re-dialed your number.

I was gonna hang up anyway, but then I thought that would be really rude,

so this is just me clearing that up.

And me is John. John Spltlbt.

[BEEP] Leo, holy shit. I'm convinced my phone is broken.

It's John! Jesus, this phone!

...Helen!? The phone's all broken!

[BEEP] Hi, Peter, Congratulations! You've made it into the

Brookfield Rollerskating Conservatory.

I'm admissions officer John Spltlbt, saying great work and

I'll see you in the fall!

[BEEP] JOHN SIGHS: Leo. I just realized I dialed your number. Again.

I'm so sorry. That last call was intended for Peter,

another student who made it into the academy.

Not you. He's a very good skater, though.

There's no shame in losing to him.

Not that you should think of yourself as a loser.

[JOHN LAUGHS] Christ almighty, this phone!

Anyway, I'm sorry again.

It's John. [BEEP]

Hey!

It's quid pro disco!

I think I'm gonna take off. Oh come on, are you serious?

Yeah, I'm not really having a good time.

Hey Leo, what's up?

♪

So... did it hurt?

Did what hurt?

When they cut off your wings?

You sort of look like a bird. You know what I mean?

I'm sorry?

You've got bird-like features.

It's cool. I love birds.

Some birds I don't like. Ostriches...forget about it.

Emus...I don't even know what those are.

I think they're a lot like ostriches.

Well, you would know.

So...

You're playin' a shy game, little bird.

Cawww. Cawww.

Listen carefully Murray,

got one very important word for you.

Quarters.

Quarters, what?

Each game on these things cost 25 cents.

They last for about five minutes.

How much do these kids pay to rollerskate?

Well, it's free to get in but

we make lots of money on concessions.

You've got a guy giving away hot dogs for nothin'!

Don't piss in my mouth and call it quarters!

Is this your wife?

No, that's...a picture of a gorilla holding a phone.

No. Beef. I'm gonna keep this.

Put it back.

Gregs. I am not going to be your puppet anymore.

You just can go push your video things somewhere else.

[NERVOUS LAUGH] If you want to.

You don't wanna mess with us, Murray.

Johnny! Show him what happens to people that mess with us.

Who is that girl over there?

That's Julia. man. She's the mayor's daughter.

What's her deal?

She's top drawer, man. She's too good for you, bro.

We'll see. Good luck.

Julia? Are you even listening to me?

Sorry. Who is that guy?

Oh, Leo? He's like a king around here. He's Mister Disco.

I've never had anyone talk to me like that before.

MAN: Hey! [RECORD SCRATCH/STOPS]

Did somebody order a wrecking crew?

That's more salt than I would normally use.

♪ [HEAVY, CLASSICAL MUSIC]

[MUSIC STOPS]

Well, well, well.

Looks like we've got a disco hero on our hands.

A regular John Hero.

Aw, shut up, Tad, ya ballerina.

Watch your mouth, Musical.

Hey, man! Nobody calls me by my real name--

Easy. Nobody wants you here, Davis.

Sir Robert Borden does. Why don't you ask him?

Oh wait, he doesn't speak poor.

Now why don't you make like a tree and leave.

I think I'll make like a tree and stay exactly where I am--

for hundreds of years.

Oh, ha, ha! My man knows trees.

You're a dead man.

Bring it on.

You don't even skate well.

The only reason you're in that conservatory is because

you're dad bought your way in.

I'm a great skater! Right Tad?

You're the best.

Leave them alone, Davis. What are you doing here?

What, are you two together?

What, you got a thing for my girl, disco?

Hmm!

Don't!

She loves it. My tongue tastes like money.

You don't even use your tongue.

She's my girlfriend. I can kiss her anyway I want.

Come on.

Hit me.

You're not worth it.

I'm worth a lot more than you, orphan.

How does it feel to outlive both your parents?

I think that's pretty standard.

Yeah, well. Pretty standard.

C'mon guys, let's leave this poorhouse.

Like trees?

Like dead parents.

Hey! Oh yes!! Disco!!

♪ [DISCO MUSIC] OOh OOh [LAUGHING]

You guys are up early.

Your father has a debate this morning.

Where were you last night?

What do you mean? Don't play stupid.

I was...em, at Rollertown.

Why is that such a big deal?

I just wanted to see what it was like.

The big deal is that you're not allowed to go there.

It's just fun.

Oh, so it's fun running around

getting all pregnant with your friends?

Mom, it's a roller rink.

Tell that to Suzie Frankles and her shame baby.

Shame baby. Grandpa, please.

Don't you Grandpa me!

It's okay, Dad. Give me the belt.

Julia, disco is the music of poverty and crime.

You know we only want what's best for you.

No you don't. You want what's best for your image.

All you care about is getting re-elected.

Okay that's it. You're not going anywhere.

You're grounded. What?!

You're staying in this weekend and working on your

Roller Conservatory homework.

No! Screw your conservatory, Dad! And your rules!

And your goddamn novelty phones!

My food phone empire built this house!

Ground her up like pepper!

Shut up, Grandpa!

Now you're getting the belt!

No, dad! No belts. How many belts are you wearing?

Seven. Seven belts.

That's six too many, Dad. No, that's seven too many.

You're wearing sweatpants.

I can't take you people! You can't stop me from having fun!

You are a classically trained skater,

not some kind of roller disco double-dicker.

What's a double-dicker?

[GAGGING SOUNDS]

Ohh!

Julia! Come back here!

[DOOR SLAMS]

[PHONE RINGING]

[RINGING]

What? Who is this?

AUTOMATED VOICE: This is a courtesy call to inform you that your

application to the Brookfield Rollerskating Conservatory

was DENIED. Thank you and have a GOOD day.

Hey, you're up early. I got your shake ready.

Thanks.

So... did you get that letter I left in your room?

Yeah. I got rejected.

Ah jeez, I'm sorry.

Hey, there's always next year, right?

Yeah, you said that last year.

Listen kid, I've been watching you rip up that rink ever since

your father and I opened this place. You're the best.

Yeah, but my dad-- Your Dad wanted you to be happy, and he wouldn't think any less

of you for not getting in. Alright?

He loved you, and he'd be damned proud of you.

I think I'm gonna go skate off some steam.

Okay.

Thank you, Murray.

[WHISTLE]

♪ [DISCO MUSIC]

Leo?

Leo?

[OHHH! [COUGHING]

Oh my God! I'm so sorry, are you okay?

It's fine.

Julia? Yeah. Hi.

Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.

It's fine. I reacted very badly to that.

Yes. What are you doing here?

Um, I needed a place to think.

I didn't really feel like being home today.

Yeah, I hear that.

I don't feel much like being here right now either, though.

Yeah.

You wanna get out of here?

Okay. Yeah?

Yeah. Alright.

Okay. Oh!

Careful. You sure you're okay? Sorry.

Yeah, I'm fine. Ohh! Gaahhh!

[LAUGHING]

Just kidding. That's our thing now.

I hate it.

[LAUGHING]

[BELL RINGING]

It's just, he treats me like a child. You know.

My family just makes me so mad sometimes. You know what I mean?

Yeah.

I mean no. Both my parents are dead.

I'm so sorry. How did they die?

My father was murdered to death.

Oh, my god.

I was in the room when it happened.

The police say I must have surpressed the memory.

They never found out who shot him.

And what about your mom?

She died before I was born.

Like...how long ...

before you were...born?

About twelve weeks. I lay in her womb a long time

before they finally pulled me out.

By the time they did she was pretty much just bones.

Just bones in a bed.

Just all over a bed. Yeah.

[SIGHS]: That's terrible.

Kids in school used to be really mean about it.

They'd sing these songs as they pass my locker sometimes.

Mean songs.

[SINGING] Dead Dad and a skeleton Mom. Dead Dad and a skeleton Mom.

Kids can be, can be very cruel.

Oh, there's more. He's got a dead Dad and a skeleton Mom.

Dead Dad and a skeleton Mom.'

That's very sad.

They really should have taken her to the hospital, I feel.

I'm so, so sorry.

Oh Jesus! I'm so sorry!

I'm sorry. You surprised me.

Yup, I was right here. I'm so sorry.

Hey, I know what'll cheer us up!

Get off that wall, don't be a flower.

Get in the traffic, it's disco rush-hour.

♪

Wow, I think we did something great tonight.

Let's do something else.

Hey! What's going on here? Making a move on my girl, Disco?

Davis, listen. Shut up! I saw what I saw.

You two were acting like a couple of dirty dogs.

A pair of filthy pooches.

He didn't forced me to come here, Davis. I wanted to.

Get in the car.

I am not another one of your possessions. It's over.

What? You're choosing him?

Julia, you're top drawer. He's a junk drawer.

What makes you think you're worth more than him?

My net worth is more than his.

You never even once told me that you love me. Yes, I did.

You don't own me. I can make my own decisions.

Okay, yeah! We'll let you make your own decisions.

C'mon. C'mon, we'll go for a ride. Wanna go for a ride?

Let's go in the car. Let's go for a ride in the car.

C'mon I got a new car. I got a new car.

C'mon! C'mon! Cacawww!

C'mon! Come!

C'mon! Come! Cacaaawww!

Okay! That's enough! That's enough!

[BIRD NOISE] Hmm?

Davis, I found something with Leo.

He makes me feel alive. Caw.

I think you should just... you should go.

Okay. I don't need you.

I could have any girl in here I want.

Tad, distribute my resumes.

DAVIS [YELLING]: You're all dead!

And so is Disco!

Good riddance.

Julia,wait! Where are you going? Julia!

Julia, wait!

Julia!

What's wrong?

I'm sorry.

I've never broken up with somebody before.

I should have done that a long time ago.

No. Shhh.

You're so pretty.

C'mon, just...

I'll just move these bangs out of the way.

Push those up.

I hate bangs.

Maybe just...

Maybe just... flatten those? I'm sorry?

Just push those in and out a little. Breasts. Okay.

Yes.

There's my girl.

No?

Yes.

Oh. Just--

Yeah.

♪ Oooh, Now check your watch.

♪ What time is it?

Now check your watch.

What time is it?

It's a quarter to dick.

It's half past pussy.

It's a quarter to dick.

It's half past pussy.

It's fuck o'clock, it's fuck o'clock.

It's fuck o'clock, it's fuck o'clock.

Now put your dick on the table. Put your dick on the table.

And put your pussy on the table.

Leave it right there.

Now mash 'em together.

Oh mash it up, mash it up. Like potatoes.

Umm, that's good.

It's a quarter to dick. It's half past pussy.

It's a quarter to dick. It's half past pussy.

It's fuck o'clock. It's fuck o'clock.

It's fuck o'clock. It's fuck o'clock.

[RUNNING ON TREADMILL]

Good morning.

Sorry, did I wake you?

It's alright.

Is that Murray with The Boogaloos?

Yeah, and that's my father with them in the headband.

They went to see the Boogaloos in concert and, uh,

took that picture.

Actually...

...the Boogaloos gave my father this.

Pendant.

Oh, there's an inscription. It's really small.

"You were born... You were born

to be alive." to be alive.

It's made of gold.

Oh. Those diamonds?

No, no. Plastic.

Hi, Murray! Hey, Gregs!

Video game machine in the closet, Murray. What's up?

Kids must have put it there. They didn't like it.

Bullshit! Video games and kids are like butter and toast.

I've seen what those things do to kids. This isn't good.

Beef, work on Murray a little bit.

Aw, C'mon Gregs.

Hey, nice doll. It'd be a shame if something were to--

What?

Beef?

C'mon, Beef, please? Grab him and punch him in the face.

How is this happening?

Fuck! Fuck!

[MUFFLED VOICES] Grab him. There's another one inside.

Grab him! That's Murray's office.

Can you pull it together for a second, Beef?

Hey, Gregs... no!

You're out of chances Murray. We own you.

But you're not listening to us. You want to make a call?

I brought the police with me. Mike!

Yeah. Yeah.

Beef, how would you like to run a roller rink?

So that's it huh, that's the last one?

BEEF!

What's going on?

There's goons in Murray's office.

They've got guns, I think Murray is in trouble.

We should call the police. There's an officer in there with them.

I think he's in on it, I don't know.

Your father? He hates disco.

A man's life is in danger. Please?

[DOG BARKING]

So just let me do the talking. Maybe I should do the talking.

Let me do the talking. He's my dad, you don't know.

Julia, where have you been?

This is Leo. We need help. We were just at Rollertown--

Rollertown? After I explicitly told you not to go there!?

You gotta tell her with the belt!

Sir, I was in Murray's office this morning,

he's the owner of Rollertown.

I am not interested in anything you have to say!

Dad, we need your help, there are these--

Julia, I don't want to hear it! Let me at 'em.

I knew this was a waste of time. ARRRH!

Oh Jesus! Julia! Oh my god!

Go to your room. [WHIPPING, LEO SCREAMS]

My belt has your scent! Grandpa, get back in here.

Just get in the house. Okay.

Well, look who it is. Old Billy No-Mates.

I don't have time for this, Davis.

Well, you're gonna have to make time cause I've got you

penciled in for an ass-kicking right about now.

You stole my girl, like a dirty dog.

I didn't steal anything and I'm not gonna fight you.

I'm sorry, it seems my fists don't speak mouth.

It's over between you two, get used to it.

I was also sorry to hear about the academy rejection, Leo.

We just didn't quite think you had what it took.

What are you talking about? Oh, you didn't know?

I'm a student representative on the application committee.

I got a lot of sway, what with Julia's father being the

largest donor and all.

He kinda thinks of me like a son.

I guess that means I have two more fathers than you.

You son of a bitch.

Now why don't you make like a banana and split.

I think I'll make like a banana and be an excellent source of potassium.

And then find a doctor to recommend that you eat me!

[YELLING]

What is going on here?

Leo!

Get off there!

What are you doing?

Maaaaaace! Leo, stop it!

Julia, are those real tears or mace tears?

What kind of tears are those?

What were you thinking? Get out of here before I call the cops.

BEEF: Alright, alright.

Are we getting something to eat?

We're not stopping to get something to eat, you shit.

Beef, be rough.

Get in! Not the front! It's stuck.

No, it's not stuck.

♪ [CAR ENGINE/MUFFLED VOICES]

Murray, I want to show you this game. Brand new.

"Mouth Wheel". Look at it.

These games are the future, Murray. Oh, yeah?

And I believe that makes you the past. Oh, hey--

Say "hi" to your old friend Rick, for me.

[FLASHBACK VOICE ECHOING] Say "hi" to your old friend Rick, for me.

AHHHHH!!!

Ow!

Why didn't you do anything? I thought you knew that guy.

That guy who was punching me in the face?!

Yeah, yeah I thought that was weird.

C'mon Gregs, just let him go. The kid didn't see anything!

You didn't see anything, did you, Leo?

You killed my father, you son of a bitch.

So I did.

Beef, take his skates.

No. No-- This may hurt a little bit.

No! Nooooooo!

[SCREAMING]

You think that hurt?

Jeff - do your thing.

No, Jeff-- Oh... [GUNSHOT]

Jeff.

This is what I meant, young man.

[GUN COCKING] Let him go.

How did he get a gun?

He asked if he could see mine.

Get out of here Leo, I'll handle this.

We're partners, Murray.

You were going to shoot me.

No, I wasn't.

[GROANING]

Gregs, put the gun down, you don't want to do this-- [GUNSHOT]

MURRAY! Oh fucking hell, no fucking way, oh fuck!

Oh no. Oh you fucking - Murray! NO!

♪ Remember when we used to laugh. Remember that one joke.

♪ It made us say, "Ha, ha, ha".

♪ Remember when we used to say, "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha".

Julia! I need you! ♪ Now it's, no laughing matter,

♪ it's no laughing matter baby Julia!

♪ No laughing matter, it's no laughing matter, baby.

♪ No laughing matter, baby.

Follow your dreams, Leo. I'll always be proud of you.

Thanks, Dad.

Now you tuck away. I've gotta go get killed.

Ahhhh!

Stop! Don't!

Oh jeez, sorry! Didn't see you there.

You didn't see me? You were peeing on me.

Yeah. I saw you.

C'mon, get up, get up.

Oh, You smell awful. Oh what is that?

Let go. That's piss.

C'mon. There you go. There you go.

Have a seat there. Ohh, yeah.

Hey. Wanna see something cool?

[SQUIRREL CRIES]

Was that a squirrel? Yup. Where we headed? Wanna go party?

C'mon, let's go grab some brewbs, find a field,

fuck some corn. You kids still fuck corn right? I'm sorry?

I used to fuck corn constantly. That's all I'd do when

I was a kid. I'd just fuck corn, drink brewbs, and fuck. Corn.

C'mon! Dibs on the corn.

Unhhh!

Hey, hey, hey what's wrong?

I can't walk. Cause you're wasted? I hear that, let's go.

No, I never learned. I've roller-skated my entire life.

C'mon get up. I can't.

C'mon. I can't do it. It's impossible.

Just get up. Get off! I can't.

What is so hard to understand?

Alright then. Here, try fucking this corn.

Get away from me! Just try it.

Get off. Just try.

Go away, stop it! STOP IT!

Okay! I don't want your corn or your help.

I can't walk, alright?

Look at yourself.

Oooof.

Looks like we got a lotta work to do.

♪ [SINGING] Let your body go You know you can do it LIKE ME!

♪ Eenie, meenie, miney mo. There's really nothin' to it.

♪ DANCE! Let your body go, You know you can do it LIKE ME.

♪ Eenie, meenie, miney mo. There's really nothin' to it.

♪ You can do it, and you know that you can.

♪ Just go ahead and do your thing.

♪ You can do it, and you know that you can.

♪ There's nothin' to it, just go ahead and do your thing.

♪ GET UP, and do your thang. You know you can do it.

♪ And don't you be ashamed There's really nothin' to it.

♪ GET UP, and do your thang. You know you can do it.

♪ And don't you be ashamed There's really nothin' to it.

♪ You know you can do it.

♪ So get up, and move your body to it.

♪ Don't be afraid to do your thing

♪ No such word as being ashamed.

♪ Everybody, do it to me.

♪ GET UP, and do your thang.

♪ And don't you be ashamed.

Whoaaa, whoa. We're not going to do that everytime. Okay?

Beef, I work here.

Take it easy.

[PHONE RINGING]

Hello? [PHONE STILL RINGING] HELLO?!

Is every goddamn phone a fruit? Hello?

No, Murray's not in.

You know Beef, I think we hit the big time with this.

Oh, yeah!

It's about time we start thinking of ourselves as

legitimate businessmen. Isn't that right, Mr. Mayor?

I think that's a really fine idea, Gregs.

Thanks again for all the help with the police.

Anything to get rid of disco.

You can expect another sizable contribution.

You take quarters I hope?

Quarters? [LAUGHS]

That your girl?

She was. I don't know, I used to think

I'd be a lone wolf forever, and then I met her and now

I don't know what to think.

I hear that.

You fancy yourself a bachelor. Drive around, get drunk.

Then one day you wake up

in a field with your dick in a corn and you're like

"Uh-oh, here we go."

Yeah, something like that.

I know it well. Hey, I got you something.

Oh my god, these look just like my old skates!

Yeah. I made them out of corn.

Turns out it had more than one use.

Yeah well a lot of people eat it, too.

Gross.

Wow, these fit amazingly.

Makes me feel like I wasted my time with those walking lessons.

You had to learn to walk before you could skate.

Thanks Pete. For everything.

Why don't ya try them out?

You got it! Alright.

Woo hoo! Woo hoo.

[APPLAUSE] Today is a great day for our city and if re-elected Mayor

I promise to wipe disco skating out completely!

[APPLAUSE]

♪

Hey loser! You can't stop disco!

Yeah, disco forever, motherfucker!

This is exactly the kind of thing we need to get rid of.

We need to take back our streets from these disco thugs.

Let go of me, sucka! Beth!

Black power, motherfucker!

Dad! Tell them to stop! They didn't do anything wrong!

They're just doing their job, Julia.

Julia. Listen to your father.

Disco forever! Disco lives!

I can't believe you.

[SIRENS] Wait, Julia! Don't ruin your father's big day!

I'm going to help them.

[SIREN WAILS]

Just let me know if you see her.

What are you doing here, Davis?

Well, Julia--

I get it, you're back together. Figures.

Listen, Julia-- Yeah I get it, She's missing. I can see it all over your face.

We were at-- Yeah I get it. You were at Martin's speech.

Then Beth and Music showed up to protest.

They and got hauled off by cops. Julia followed them.

You called the station to see if they were there,

and they weren't.

I can read you like a book, Davis.

Lucky for you guys, I think I know where they are.

You wanna help? C'mon.

Oh and you got watermelon all over your face.

♪

It's Julia!

We need to create a distraction.

I'm not letting you be the hero.

Yeah, it's the Davis show now.

Yeah, starring me, Davis. Tad, hold my wallets.

Got it. Watch and learn.

Davis, don't.

Excuse me, Sir?

I believe you have something that belongs to me,

this young lady and I -

[GUNSHOT] OH GOD!!

Tad!

Davis!

Alright dirt clock, it's about somebody cleaned your clock.

[GUNSHOT] UGHHH!! [THUD]

I'm trying to read. Who else is back there?

Hey, Gregs's buddy.

You looking for Gregs? He's not here.

That's a good book, Beef.

Oh yeah? I just started it. Don't tell me the ending.

Don't. Don't.

I won't.

Oh hey, I'm at work so I should bring you over to this game.

I'd rather go down here.

What's happening?!

Spoiler alert Beef, you put it on toast.

Leo? You came.

Um, I tried to help the others, but I miffed it.

I'm sure you did great.

Listen, I am so sorry about everything that happened

in front of your parents' place.

It's fine.

MUSIC: Leo, your necklace!

Guys, a lot of people want to run disco out of town.

Well, it's time we sent those people a message.

Don't!

And now I'd like to introduce to you with great honor

the mayor of this city, Martin Sedgwick.

[APPLAUSE]

Thank you. And welcome

to our city's first video arcade!

[APPLAUSE]

BEEF (whispering): Gregs. Hey, hey. Gregs.

Gregs. Gregs.

What are you doing here?

They got away.

They got away?

Your buddy Leo came by.

All of them got away?

Everyone is gone.

Leo? He rescued everybody. How?

Okay, well he punched me. So I was down for a minute.

But then I just kinda laid there, watched them leave.

I don't think I'm good at this job.

I want you to shoot yourself in the face.

Please.

No.

You're the only one that says no.

Well, let's get these disco punks.

How do you want to do that?

I don't know. Shoot them. I don't know.

Oh my god, I left my gun in a restaurant.

I am having a real day here, man.

Let's do this, guys.

So it's my great honor to present to you -

Videoz! Fun Zonez! Gamez!

[APPLAUSE]

Wait!

Friends, you don't realize what's happening here.

Disco roller skating isn't some sort of a threat to the city!

These games are the threat! Disco roller skating is -

AWESOME!

This isn't the way to get what you want!

You've all forgotten where you came from.

We were all birthed from the same mother: Mother Disco!

And she's not some bitch mom! She's amazing!

She won't get mad when you come home late. She'll just smile

and bake you a funky pie that you eat with your hips. Yeah.

Alright guys. You don't need to listen to this disco thug.

Thug? These guys are murderers.

This man killed my father.

You can't just make accusations without any proof.

MURRAY: He's telling the truth.

Murray! I thought you were dead!

A bulletproof vest!

Yep. I just wish I was wearing it before they shot me.

Jesus. Eh.

That man tried to kill me!

[CROWD GASPS]

And he shot me! Me! And he killed my friend Tad.

Don't wait for these crooked cops to do their job.

It's time for us to take back what's ours!

[CROWD UPROAR]

When disco dies, we die!

[CROWD YELLING]

Okay let's try this!

[GUNSHOTS CROWD QUIETS, DISPERSES]

Oh, damn.

Murray! You don't decide when this is over Leo!

Leave them alone Gregs. It's me you want.

Yup.

Leo, no.

It's okay, Julia. Some things are worth dying for.

Like you.

You're the cob of corn where my dick fits.

What?

It's just something a wise old forest hobo once told me,

his name was Pete and he fucked corn.

Take your skates off.

Get on your knees.

You're just like your father, Leo.

He never learned.

Disco is dead.

But I did learn, Gregs.

I learned how to walk.

PSH-YAHHH!

FUCK!

Who's that? Who's that? That's Leo.

C'mon!

Let's broke it!

What's he doing with his legs?

He's break-walking!

[CLAPPING/LAUGHING]

CROWD: Ohhhh!

JORDAN: Nice! So cool!

Wow, he actually kicked him.

Disco will never die, Gregs.

Disco will last...

FOREVER!

♪ [CROWD CHEERING]

Leo ...

I'm a real bad guy.

[GUNSHOT]

Julia! Ow. Ow. Ow.

Get him out of here!

Oh my god. Hey Leo.

Julia?

I hope she's okay. Hey, look it's the Mayor.

No, Julia, you weren't born to die.

You were born to be alive.

[CHIMING/SPARKLING SOUND]

Some sort of god! In a machine of some kind!

It's the God of Disco.

Well done, Leo. It's time to make things right.

Discooooooooooo!!

Oh my god!

Far out!

♪

She's alive.

[LAUGHTER]

Everyone's okay.

Each and every one of us.

Let's go. Let's go!

[LAUGHTER]

I'll meet you there.

♪ [DISCO MUSIC]

We did it!

You did it! I did it.

Leo, I think I love you.

Tell it to the judge.

I find you both guilty!

Of being married!

ALL: Aw...

Disco forever!!!

[CROWD CHEERING]