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You smell like rubber bands.

What?

You've heard the rumours.

I do like mayonnaise.

And there's no smoke without fire.

What? Love Island Unseen Bits is about to lead you on a merry dance with our

collection of incredible unseen clips.

Ah.

It's time to walk the walk. Double or tot? Tot tot!

Talk the talk.

I've had to use one emoji for the rest of my life.

Oh, that's a good one. I'd probably use like the, you know, the melting face

one.

The time for name calling is over.

Sorry, I'm busy painting here. Keep still, please.

Because we all have skin in the game.

Do I wet my face?

Oh, my God.

And we need our weekly fix of snogging.

Cracking on.

And a shower of bombshells. Fish counts as seafood. Yeah, but fish is different.

It's love island unseen man.

In one big bedroom, cosy and bright, the islanders all slept through the night.

There were sixteen happy islanders all tucked up in a row, dreaming sweet

dreams as the moon cast its glow.

Little did they know that

four would be off to stay at a sleepover not that far away.

Sam and Olivia, you are now single and therefore dumped from the island.

They sweetly slept, safe and warm, unaware of the approaching storm.

I'm fucked now, man. So fucked.

You have made your bed, you need to lie in it. Oh, my fucking days.

But while she was off in the land of Nod, Lola was dreaming something quite

odd. It may sound rude, it may sound kinky, but here is her dream

about wee Willy Winky.

Tommy had a dream about you last night.

Did you? You're going to hate it.

So after this, you were in the aftercut for Small Willies, and your dick was

literally about the width of my finger. But not even that size, it was literally

there. I need the smallest little ball bags in the world like this.

Why don't you just feel like you used to?

Tell me why, tell me why.

Welcome to the dream of the unseen.

Don't shush, boys.

Shake your tush.

So you've got to introduce me.

They're all your friends, all your friends.

Pat full of the finest unheard gems from the week.

Would that be shown on Unseen Bits? Hashtag scared.

Hashtag you can bet your life on it.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, oh, my God. Sorry, there's a wolf literally stinging

me.

Can't cope with this.

No, what is it doing?

Go away.

So, click your fingers.

Can't do it.

If you can.

I can't, I've just got all day jingling.

But I can't do it tonight for some reason.

That's just like, yeah.

Yeah, that just looks stupid, doesn't it? As we hop foot away into an hour of

elegantly choreographed unseen bits.

Shut up, OK?

And we start with the most pressing unseen clip of the week that will have

you in creases.

Why did they not iron it?

Are you used to your sheets pressed?

I iron my bed sheets.

Yeah, I love an iron bed sheet. Every Saturday afternoon, I iron my bed. How

often do you change your sheets? Every week. Yeah, every week. So when I go out

on a Saturday night... It's kind of an ick. ..I come home... No, I think that's

a green flag.

..I iron with, like, house music on, so I'm like... And ironing.

Yeah, ironing. It gets you going. That makes it a bit better. Yeah, it gets you

ready for the evening. Then I go out, I have my fun, I come back. You do that on

a Saturday?

No, Saturday afternoon.

Why not Sunday?

Because he's got to get in his bed when he comes back from the night out. Yeah,

so I go on my night out, I come back, I shower, I have two Ferrero Rochers, a

bottle of water, and then I go to bed.

What's wrong with a Ferrero Rocher? I love a Ferrero Rocher. That's just so

niche. Quite like an after-rate.

Yeah, but that's not really substantial enough.

Here's an unseen bit of Tommy showing that actually he's a bit of a poser.

I'm going to embarrass myself here. Someone show me this move. So you go

like the warrior thing there, right? And then this hand comes under there.

And you've got to link your hands, right?

Link your hands.

Step this one in.

Fucking how?

And lift that one up.

How did you do that?

So you go into a warrior position there. Yeah.

Right, so put your left arm through your legs and then bring your right hand

round and grab them. No, I've not got the bag.

Other way.

How the fuck can you connect them? Put your left arm through there and bring it

round the back of your arse and then grab it with your right hand and step

your right leg in. I'm doing it right.

What the fuck? Like this.

And then like that. How are you getting the arm connection?

Like that?

Bring it on that way.

Oh, okay, like that? Yeah, yeah, and then... Yeah!

There's another one you can do where you go like that.

What the fuck is she doing?

I don't know. Look at this. What the fuck is that?

That's a different one. How the fuck does she do that?

Can you do that one first?

Where you just do the same, but... What the fuck? No, this is giving face plant.

That's mental.

Yeah, I'm just going to go... No, don't do that.

Angel, we can't have your nose broken. We can't get it to get bigger.

This girl here, honestly.

Forget yoga with Tommy, it's Lola who makes you feel the burn.

It's been said that Ellie has bagged herself the best connection in the

villa.

So push your lips for a clutch of comments showing how totes bag of mooch

fans they've been on socials.

Loved lipstick and perfume to Hans Iconic. Face with hat emoji, face with

hat emoji.

I love Elena and bag so cute.

Loudly crying face emoji.

It's a Scottish thing, we take our bags everywhere. Winky face with tongue

emoji.

What's in the bag?

I need a revealing face with monocle emojis, starstruck emoji.

This is my thing. No matter where I'm going, right, I'll always have my mini

LV with me.

Always. This bag... Is that what your purse is?

Yeah. But I put everything in my hand... I've got so much in my handbags at home.

But I have only... I only use my... I take it to the gym, I take it to work.

Inside my big work bag, I've got my mini handbag, because it has everything in

it. It has my lip liner, it has my purse, it has my ID. Your little cutie

handbag. Yeah. But I have that. Like, everyone's... Like, every council

officer, like, why the fuck do you have two handbags? And I'm like... Because

that's my work handbag and that's my always handbag.

Mm-hm.

Sweat. Not my shimmer.

Well, here on Unseen Bits, we have a world exclusive of Who Was In Ellie's

Bag?

Let's begin.

Obviously, got to have your hair clip for when you're putting your hair up,

when you're by the beach, when you're just, it's getting in your face. We love

a hair clip.

And this was a little flower one, so it's cute.

Then, lip balm. For when the lips are nice and moisturised, we have my lip

combo.

Staple in the handbag.

But... there's a lot more in here and it's really getting heavy first two

lemons next we have a whisk just in case we need to stir some stuff up

let's see cowboy hat right a yoga mat

we have my plant

i just love my plant well it's all fair and well me showing you what's in

the bag good luck to me trying to get it back in that because you see inside it's

a bit of a tight squeeze but we're gonna give that a good go another cracking

clip in the bag

the

love island villa may be a wi-fi free zone but lorenzo and tommy have found a

way of getting on the net and having a text chat If I had to use one emoji for

the rest of my life... Ooh, that's a good one. ..I'd probably use, like, the,

you know, the melting face one, like, on the side, like... It's just, like,

melted. Cos I feel like it could be used for so many things. It could be, like,

I'm pissed, you know, I'm drunk.

Yeah. I'm fed up.

Do you know the emoji where it's just, like, the fine person, they've got

the... What was the thing?

They've got the tongue out to the side.

It's just like a little... That one, yeah.

Is that how you text all the girls then? Is that how you make them fall in love

with you? Do you know when you say a stupid little remark and then you send

a... It's quite funny, isn't it?

It adds a little bit of character to the conversation.

Because sometimes it's hard to like... Do you know when I'm texting something,

I almost feel like I need them to see my face.

And that's your face?

And that's like a... That's the closest thing to your face.

That one's so diverse, isn't it?

Imagine you're saying, I'll book the late dinner so we can go from dinner

straight into drinks, see where the night goes after, then give it a load.

It's a good cheeky little one. I like it.

Little one of them after, innit? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do it again.

You've got to stick the tongue out. I can't see it.

Oh, do you know what's a good one as well for you?

The monkey.

with the hands over the eyes it's like oh no you know your speech yeah

after your speech like if you if you send a link to your speeches to your mom

or dad you'd follow it up with that no i know the one you know it's just like the

the the mouth and the eyes are just like there's just nothing there because

you've like made too many mistakes you're both flat yeah it's just a line

yeah it's just like because i up again so yeah that would probably be my emoji

That's quite good, isn't it?

So if me and you were next to each other in a message, you'd just be and I'd be.

Yeah. Let's do it now.

This week, myself and the Unseen Bits producers have had a bit of downtime, so

we went snorkelling.

And what beauty we came across in the sea.

a good knees to on their paddle board date sup guys it's like i'm proposing to

your ankle this is what i wanted so lola we may get on really well and i just

think it's time we tied it up on your ankle and here are the bits of lola and

sean's date you didn't get to see there we are we just couldn't kelp ourselves

um how would you get this on your ankle man i just already got right

i'm already getting better at this than you Do you want me to take you for a

tour?

What? I'll stand here.

You get... I'm not having a good day. It's the worst first day ever.

Okay, don't touch.

Now, how do I turn around to you? Don't turn around.

Oh, my God.

No, babe.

Wait,

the stick's gone. No, I can get the stick. No, you can't. No, I can't.

You can't.

Oh dear, I think we might be getting a little too close.

Is that fishes?

Did you say fishes?

Yeah, fishes.

It's fish.

No, no, because there's more than one fish. It's fishes. The plural of fish is

fish. Do you actually not know that? No, no, fishes.

It's fish.

Okay, let's go. Let's go.

We're still telling them we had tapas, though. Yeah, 100% Nice, Dave. Even if

it doesn't work out, there's plenty more fishes in the sea.

Oh dear.

I'm glad you could join me today.

I thought we'd paint a great big almighty mountain.

I think you'll really enjoy this one.

So come on, everybody.

Bring out your paintbrushes and let's get going.

Put your lips together.

That's not how I do it, but OK.

How would you normally do it? I can just go like... I feel like Van Gogh.

I do.

He's doing his painting right now.

Welcome to the Joy of Painting with Tommy.

Sorry, I'm busy painting here. Can you keep still, please?

I'm going to do the outline, like, you know, like them colouring books when

you're a kid.

Yeah, you're not really meant to do the outline, all that gloss is OK.

Oh, this is beautiful.

Let the canvas be your work.

Oh, I've got to be on your top now.

Wait there, I'll get up.

Right, OK, I can feel you're going too far. That's beautiful, that. Yeah?

Not sure what you'd fetch in auction, Ellie, but that clip was priceless.

Murphy's Law says that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, so with a pair

of Murphy brothers in the villa, something is bound to go wrong soon.

It's just a matter of waiting.

Yeah, there's nothing... There's nothing you can do at the minute, is there?

Well, luckily, we have run out of time, so we'll have to come back after the

break to find out... ..what happened next!

It's Love Island Unseen Bits, baby!

So enough with the poses, we need to crack on.

Ready, set, go!

We've kicked our way through the drama to find all the shocking moments that

were missed.

Like that, don't you?

Such as two islanders making an unexpected pass at each other.

Sorry, sorry.

It's going to melt. Sorry.

And a close shave that ended in an outrageous blowjob.

This is a great service.

So look no further, we're your one-stop shop for exclusive hot tongue action.

It's not really hot.

Elbow me in the basement.

It's Love Island's slightly burnt bit.

Earlier we saw a clip of Kevan and Aidan sitting in silence, but remember,

silence can be deadly. Well, here's...

Bro, that fucking stinks.

Sorry, bro. Is that you? You just farted.

Mate, that stinks.

What's wrong with you? You're on national TV.

Mate, it's so bad.

But he was fine, mate. It's television, not smelly vision.

But we can't have dead air on this show, otherwise the Love Island boss is the

man we fill it with silly fart sounds.

So come on, quick, say something funny.

I did warn you.

Here's an unseen clip that doesn't have a name.

I'm sure Lola has some ideas.

But I also like when people first name, last name people.

I guess the posh boy thing, you know, when they're like Rufus, Alistair or

something. Do you know what I mean? I like that.

I think I'll call one of my kids Romeo.

Romeo. Like the Beckhams? Romeo Murphy.

I'm calling my son Junior.

Sam Rock Jr.

SJ. That's cute.

I might just call, yeah, just call him my name, but just add Jr. in the end.

AJ. AJ.

AJ. AJ.

Aidan Jr.

That's a great name, AJ.

AJ Murphy.

How would you spell it, though? For A-Y-E-J-A-Y.

A-J.

No, stop talking. No, darling.

That's crazy. No.

This is when I say you're from Essex. No, because how AJ... How can you have,

like, a two-letter name? Yours said his name's Aiden Junior, so it's A-J.

Nickname is AJ.

That's not his name, is it? No, I know his nickname's AJ, but why would you

start throwing letters into AJ when it's literally just his initials? Well,

because you said his name's going to be AJ, but his name's not. Well, that's

what everyone will call him. His name's Aiden Junior, everyone's going to call

him AJ.

Yeah. No, it wouldn't be Aiden Murphy Junior.

So, on the birth certificate, you're not going to go A-Y-J?

No, Aiden Junior Murphy.

Aidan Junior Murphy.

Yeah, I know it's a bit backwards, but it sounds better because you can say AJ.

AJM. AJ.

Oh, thanks, guys. You just named my first kid.

I did think about calling my kid Chevrolet now as well. Chevy.

Chevy.

I'll buckle my kid's spurs.

That might explain how my best mate Sheffield Wednesday Volkswagen Beetle

got his name.

The mountains of Majorca share a lot in common with the Highlands of Scotland.

For one, they are both famous for their flings.

So your foot's here, you point it out, and you're just going back, front, back,

front, around your knee.

Yeah. So you just basically do it with a jump.

Oh. OK.

So... What the... And then...

So a lot of jumping.

It's all jumping.

Bloody hell, this is calorie deficit right here.

Then there was like, basically there's swords crossed like this on the ground

and you need to jump over them.

That was basically it.

Your hands need to be glued here. Your hands need to be glued on your face.

And you're actually just... That's so cute.

I know.

And then you're doing that over the sword.

You need to jump back over the other side of the sword.

And then when you go down in a circle, you need to go right behind the sword.

What if I just did this?

Yeah, that'll work.

Earlier in the week, Lorenzo and Yaz lipsed on the terrace, but were they

moving in the right direction?

Do you want me to try the other way?

Yeah, go on then. What, me this way?

Yeah, what way do you normally go?

Why don't we go that way? I normally go that way.

I'll try.

It may be called French kissing, but snogging is not like driving in Europe,

Lorenzo. You don't have to do it on the other side.

Time for the boys to give Lorenzo an unseen bit of advice before he retakes

his snogging theory test.

Remember, just pick one side and stick with it. Don't go, let's change this

side. It's always this side.

You're going that way, I'm going the other way.

I am left-handed, but I go this way.

You're left-handed? I'm right-handed, I go left.

I'm left-handed, I go right. Because I feel it's easier to put your right hand

up on the face then.

Yes, then I get my left hand. Ah, yes. What about you, Simba?

I go right.

You go right, yeah.

You're right all the way?

Yeah, I go...

Basically Lorenzo, stay neutral, no tailgating and at all costs do not pump

the gas.

This next unseen clip will give a flavour of what's really going on in the

villa. All the boys are hot.

So are all the girls.

All the flavours, mate. It's a lot of gorgeous people in here, huh? All the

flavours. Yeah, all the flavours, that is true.

There actually are all the flavours.

Who's Strawberry?

Is he vanilla?

No, I was going to say he's Strawberry.

Strawberry? I said you don't know the story.

Fruity. Where did Strawberry come from? What's Cuff?

He's like a bourbon vanilla. He's like... No, I'm vanilla. No, he's dolce

de leche.

Dolce de leche.

What's that? See?

The sweet milk one. Sweet milk.

So you're not white, white. Yeah, you're like sweet, you're spicy white. What,

are we talking about in the bedroom here?

Just your vibe. Just in general.

You're not like... You're a coffee tiramisu.

Mmm. I love tiramisu as well. That's you.

What am I?

You're caramel.

Period. Ellie's like iron brew.

You're losing me, guys.

What are we talking here?

Just like vibes. What's Hayden then? Vanilla bean. We're not talking in the

bedroom? No, Hayden's like... Too many vanilla.

He's like a classic.

Oh, no, he's like... You know the bubblegum flavour?

A bit of fun?

Yeah. Yeah, I hear that bubblegum.

What's Fitzy?

Fitzy's all reliable.

I just got us all the same. Thank you, love. Cheers, Ellie.

Strawberry twist.

Do you want one? Thanks.

No strawberry twist for me. I'm more of a Mr. Whippy Man myself.

Here's an unseen bit of the boys training in the gym. They're supposed to

be doing pull-downs or pull-ups, but this turned into put-downs. Lorenzo,

you've got like a high jumper build.

I don't know what that means.

You've got like the build of an athlete that's good at jumping.

That's what I'm trying to say. What does that look like?

No, but...

When I look at you, I just think, yeah, like pole vault, high jump, you know?

The jumping ones.

Go on, give us a little jump over here. Jump over his arm.

Go jump over his arm. No, I'm not a good runner or jumper.

I'll give it a go first.

I can't even remember what a pole vault does.

Yes!

Where's my pole?

No, no pole.

It's one of these. You have to get the knees out. I need my pole.

Yes!

He nearly went over.

Yeah,

maybe not. Maybe not a high jump.

Have confidence in yourself, Lorenzo. You are stretchier than you think.

You smell like rubber bands.

What? You smell like rubber bands.

It's this summer's hottest new fragrance.

Oh, de Lorenzo. With notes of passion fruit.

Battery acid.

and burnt rubber.

I didn't get the passion fruit from it.

I'll let them know.

Yeah, let them know.

Maybe they can tweak their ingredients.

Mmm.

Eau de Lorenzo is significantly proven to last at least twice as long as other

scents.

You still smell like rubber bands.

Can you not say that?

I'm sorry, you do.

It's not rubber bands. Everyone's going to be thinking that you smell weird.

Yeah, can you fuck off?

Oh DeLorenzo, guarantees to get the girls sniffing around.

It's like your arms.

What? It is.

You're gonna have like a new aftershave like sponsorship after this.

Oh DeLorenzo, keep your emotions in a bottle.

I could show you a few of my moves, show how I flow around on the mat a little

bit. So, yeah, let's get into it.

Welcome back to Love Island on Z-Mess, where Geordie, Yogi, Tommy has turned

the beach hut into a wellness studio.

The shoulders have got to be back, they've got to be dropped.

Feel it in your core, feel the stretch.

Come on, everyone, shake those chakras.

It's giving banana in my jaw.

I've got absolutely fuck-all to shake, but it's still moved.

It goes... All you hear is... That's my bones.

I said chakras, Ellie.

We have lots of food for thought.

I think I put moves onto something.

No, he definitely didn't. Ketchup sandwich.

Did you just have plain bread with ketchup?

Yeah. Two pieces of bread, ketchup.

I don't even like ketchup.

As we offer up clips so unseen, they will literally have you rolling on the

floor in laughter.

You just pull your body over.

You can actually hear my back cracking there.

And seeing stars.

Ah, fuck.

Ah, fucking bastard.

Brace yourselves for a finely balanced selection of unseen bits that flip the

world as you know it on its head.

Boom. Thanks, Tommy.

Namaste.

Let's move to another unseen clip.

And everyone was walking the line like model islanders.

I'm trying to learn the model walk.

Shoulders back.

Shoulders back, innit?

It's just a little bit of a swear, look.

Hey, that's too much. Is that too hard?

Do you want another demo coming down here? Go on, let me and you do it, come

on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just a little nonchalant, never eye contact with anybody, ready?

No, hey, you're bobbing too much.

That's too quick.

That's too quick.

That's the pace. Normally for a runway, that's the pace, innit? Is there a beat?

Yeah,

there's a bit to it. Boom, boom.

It's hard, innit? Do you reckon you could do the modelling?

Do you want to do it with me?

Now I've got my new fit on.

I want to do one after.

Right from here? Yeah, we'll go from this line here.

No eye contact, just a little bob.

I do need a bit of advice before I go into this, though, bro.

What do I do? How do I approach it?

Ready?

What are the boys doing?

Yes, come.

Come do it with me.

Do you need in between the both of them? He moves too much, he moves too little.

Right, hold on. Go on.

Stand by. Three, two, one, go.

Oh my god, they're actually divas.

Here's a top secret, highly confidential, unseen training video from

the LIA, the Love Island Army.

It's a purely defensive force committed to the surveillance of bombshells before

active engagement.

Is it everyone here? If the two bombshell girls come in, everyone here

is open to get to know them? Exactly, yeah, 100%. Apart from me.

Well, I'll get to know them from the point of view of finding out who they

fancy. I'll be the man on the inside. You can wingman. I'll wingman you. Yeah!

We call him every now and then. He's not there every night. He's not on the front

line with us all the time, but every now and then when the general needs him,

I'll call him up. He deals with our inside information.

Fine. He's SAS commander.

That is my position.

Double O-tart.

I'm whatever you need me to be. Double O-tart.

Can we just go round quickly so I know where we all stand here?

I'm captain.

I'm private.

I'm lieutenant. You're lieutenant.

You're general.

SAS. SAS.

Just to clarify, who's number one here?

Yeah. I'm SAS, so I can float on about wherever I'm at. I don't really have a

rank. A Medal of Honor is a wash bag.

The General's got how many wash bags? Have you got four? I've got four.

You've got four wash bags.

I've got two big wash bags. I've only got one wash bag.

Have you got three? I've got three. It all works then, yeah.

Go on, Aidan, give us a rundown. What's the process?

No, no, no, yeah.

Slow down.

Slow down, cadet. Chill out. I can say that as well. Slow the fuck down.

Right, now march.

Good debrief.

Everyone's in a good position.

Do you want to lead us, General? Three, two, one.

Top Tarts.

Sorry to pull rank lads, but the onwards march of unseen bets continues.

The Islanders received a text this week.

Cavan, Simba, Mika and Yasmin, four bombshells want to meet you for a

sleepover.

A car is waiting for you outside. Pack your bags and leave the villa

immediately.

And Jeepers Creepers, before they knew it, they were rushing off to the

sleepover as fast as possible to rush when you're filming in slow-mo.

Truth is, they took so long to get here that the grass had grown up around our

magnificent four bombshells. Tina.

Finley.

Hallie.

Cheddy.

And they had to walk all the way from Palma Airport through the Mallorcan

countryside, which in corked wedges is no mean feat.

But there was definitely some kind of buzz about them, or on them.

Come on, chop-chop, you're going to be late walking at that pace.

And they were so exhausted when they got to the sleepover, they just kept doing

everything in slow-mo.

But once the Islanders finally arrived it was full speed ahead.

What's your favorite food like a bit sea bass? You know into fish?

I like fish, but I don't I see food Yeah,

oh you like fish be done eating the fish. No, I like I Study

public relations.

Do you know what that's PR?

I like fish, but I don't like seafood

What's the difference?

Like, seafood's like prawns and that.

What?

What? Fish counts as seafood. Yeah, but fish is different.

So what fish do you like? Like, just fish.

I've got, like, a foot stitch, man. Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

It's like cramp.

Sorry, Gary. It's OK.

I do love a foot tattoo, you know. Do you? Do you like feet?

I do like feet. You've got nice feet. That's one of the first things I saw.

Really? Do you want to know a secret?

I have two toes joined together.

You're lying.

I swear to you.

I've got some in my hair.

I've got something in my hair. No, I'm looking at you.

Look. Oh, OK.

That's not that bad. I think they look cute. Oh, OK, that's cute. They look

better than normal feet, I think. I thought you meant, like, they're just

together. Oh, no, no, no. All the way, do you know what I'm saying? Just, like,

a bit of the skin is, like, together.

Do you speak Welsh?

So, I used to speak better Welsh than English until I was 16. Can you teach me

a word? Yeah, I can say, like, I love you. Like, little words.

But I think if I sat there and almost said something... Please don't say that

to me.

Why are you laughing?

I like fish, but I don't like seafood.

But I don't like prawns. I'd still eat it.

But I don't like it.

What's your name, Riley?

Riley. Oh, that's crazy.

What is it? Finn.

Oh, Finn. Where do I get Riley from?

I've never been with a Finley before.

You were the Finn, though.

Finn. Finn.

I've never been with a Finn, either.

What would be your ideal date?

I'd want to do something fun. Would ya? Like skydiving.

Should we do it? Going for our first date? What are we doing, base? Yeah,

let's go skydiving. I think that would be... It's not very much like... To do.

Talking-wise, though, do you know what I mean?

True. How are we getting to know each other as we're flying down the air? On

our first date?

Yeah. I never thought of it like that.

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The party's in full swing on Love Island Unseen, vet, so strap on your heels and

strut your stuff. Are you ready?

Will Paris get me in Paris?

We're working our way back through the last days of vilaction to bring you

everything that went unseen.

Like this big pink wall.

Oh, fucking hell! We're here to mop up all the steamy moments that you didn't

get to see.

What? So relax because we have some cracking clips on the way.

Strike a pose.

It's the final part of a lovely dancing mix.

Earlier we saw the boys enrolling themselves into their top tarts army.

And here is the secret skincare routine that gets the top tarts tarted up.

It's like a sponsored silence in here.

We're focusing, Tommy.

Let's see if you know the next step.

See if I know the next step? If you know the next step, this is huge. Toner.

Mm, technically not wrong.

Just not right.

So do I wet my face? Yeah.

What, before this?

Yeah. OK.

Do you know how to put the toner on?

I've done that already.

What, I did.

I started earlier. Look at him go. Look at the lip balm.

That's not lip balm, it's lip oil.

Then you put this on, don't you?

This is the next one?

I don't know what step you're on. Yeah, that's the toner. That goes next.

Why all three fingers? You've done four fingers. I don't even know what I'm

doing. Quick, rub it in before it dries.

Oh, my God.

We're done with this one, yeah? Yeah. I know we're going to go for the eyes.

Yeah.

This is insane.

That's too much. That's too much now. What the hell is this? Are you taking a

fucking piss? Sorry. Sorry, guys.

Respect the product.

I'm losing it. General's getting mad. I'm sorry. No.

Right under.

Sorry. Right under the eyes.

I'm forgetting.

General, if I may, we're ready for lymphatic drainage.

They're not ready for that yet.

Fucking nymphies.

You're getting demoted after this performance, mate. I get demoted? You've

embarrassed yourself.

You've embarrassed yourself.

I can't get any lower.

Just a little bit.

You've got to open the node, sir.

Right then, boys, we'll finish with a little spritz.

Yes.

Sir. Private one.

Thank you so much.

Who does the generals? The general's doing all the work.

No, he looks after his workers.

That was a little treat for you guys.

Well done.

Yes.

Well done. Pleasure doing business.

Well done.

Skincare for me involves my mum spitting on the corner of a hand cane, rubbing it

on my face. It's tricky when I'm working away, though, so she posts me tubs of

saliva so I can do it myself.

Fallout, boys.

That's too funny.

This next unseen bit proves why you should never leave your phone lying

around.

Is Lorenzo's phone here?

Oh, Lorenzo's... He's a fucking...

Why does he do this?

See if there's anyone else I'd bat on. See, it's Lorenzo, it's fine.

Oh, cute guy.

Oh, I love him.

Is there a reason he did his, like, avatar on the end?

Is there a reason why he looks like he's in the Berlin dance scene?

Literally.

Is there a reason? That's why he's got so many photos!

Does he have photos of you?

I can't even breathe around this girl.

This one is fucking funny.

They need deleted immediately.

It feels like he's going to make so many WhatsApp stickers of me. I thought, for

fuck's sake. Oh, my God.

His phone does need to be confiscated. Like, I can't even just be sat there.

I look demonic.

Is this a fucking joke?

No, he's fully deleted.

No. I can't wait to show him that.

That is the best thing.

Yasmin, do you want to fall out? Give me that phone immediately.

I actually can't wait to show him. He's going to be so proud of me.

Nowhere safe.

That is one serious photo dump, girls. But not as serious as the dumping of

Namibian Sam.

So the boy I would like to steal is...

Tommy. So the girl I would like to steal is... Ellie.

Girl I'd like to steal is... Mika. So the boy I would like to steal is...

Aidan. Simon and Mubiah, you are now single and therefore dumped from the

island. At least we have some pictures to remember you by.

Oh wait, maybe not those ones.

It's time for Beach of Bonanza!

Beach of Bonanza!

Woo!

Yay!

I asked the islanders what their cheesiest DMs were.

Oh, I've received so many, so many weird, weird, weird, weird DMs in my

life. Oh, I know you're a teacher. I bet you could teach me a thing or two in

bed. Just like, that wasn't cringey. I actually liked that one, to be honest.

Someone messaged me saying... Can I call you Jasmine without the jazz?

So can I call you mine?

Which is quite good. And if he was hot, I would have replied.

Something crazy like, are you a controller?

Dot, dot, dot.

Because I'm not trying to play you.

And then sent like a controller emoji.

A girl sent a picture of a dog.

Sorry, my dog went missing.

Thank you for finding him.

So I DM'd this girl.

And I sent her an emoji of a football.

And then a fence.

And I said, sorry, I kicked my board over my fence.

But whilst I'm here, how are you?

I was young.

I get a lot of, can I ask you a question?

And I'm like, no, you can't. The only way I can describe it is like a Bible

verse that he had made up himself.

And it was the most raunchiest thing and cringiest thing I'd ever seen in my

life. I actually can't even say half of the stuff that was in it. Very ballsy,

to be honest.

Are you from Tennessee?

Because you're the only Tennessee. And I was like, you need to get original.

Don't ever say that always.

I have DM'd.

celebrities before you just think oh do you know what shoot my shot then you

wake up in the morning you think what's an absolute embarrassment which i'd just

be telling the shape like a wine glass which is a good thing and they all take

it a good thing no one's ever taken is a bad thing i sent a boy a message and it

said if you feel something weird don't fight it i'm just manifesting you that's

so cringy isn't it did i get a reply back no we've all had a guy ask for feet

pics might have been there done it who knows Well, she requested that I should

send her some pictures of my feet. I don't know why.

My feet, they're not in the best of nick, you know what I mean?

I've had some pretty weird requests in my day.

I've had a few people kind of message me for some old pairs of socks.

What actually goes through these people's heads?

Did definitely have someone message me, I can't remember the exact wording, but

it was something about mayonnaise, and it, like, started this discussion about

mayonnaise, which was, like, weirdly engaging, cos it's definitely better

than, like, a, hey, kiss or something crap like that, but...

I do like mayonnaise, so it did weirdly work.

Come back next time for some more... Bija Bonanza!

I think we have time to squeeze in just one more clip, if the boys can get round

to it.

No, go round, go round, yeah, yeah.

We could get a good thing going here, you know.

The commander's taking us for a walk.

What are you doing?

We're walking around the garden.

We're eating Oreos, we'll burn them off.

Sorry to pull rank, lads, but I'm under strict orders to sign out. Our time is

up. Until next time, over and out.

Bye-bye.