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Previously on Love Island, the boys made their decisions.

So the girl I want to be with is Lola.

Mika. Jasmine.

Priya.

Yasmin.

Simba and Tommy are on their way to meet you. Two boys made their entrance and

sent one girl packing.

I still haven't made up my mind. Okay. I was gonna pick you.

Hmm. Don't worry, I'm not the third brother.

Maybe I'd shut it down too quick.

Honestly, I think you're really attractive.

Can you stop talking to my couple, please? I want you to go for what you

want. You are my number one.

Okay. She's going to kiss him.

If you want to pull her again, just let me know. I don't remember Cav asking me

to pull Jasmine.

Still like doghouse vibes.

Okay. He would be absolutely fuming. I'm not going there for now. I'm back to

Lisbon now.

Done, bro, done.

Tonight, passions run high.

You wanted a level of respect that you just haven't shown back to me. You tried

to have your cake and eat it, bro. You had two girls, now you've got none.

They're acting like they don't live at all. Are we monks?

Are we actually monks?

What's up?

Aidan, you keep saying my name. I haven't, I said it once, Jasmine.

Weston Sir Opie famously played Simba on the stage, but Simba definitely just

outplayed Opie on the terrace.

They're getting up.

Hey, Opie, can you feel the love tonight?

What, too soon?

Should we listen to 5p?

You wanna go 5p? Yeah.

Well, it just feels like the book has changed, I mean, like... What book has

changed? Bro, what's changed, though?

This is wild.

I'm happy for her.

Yeah, I think... Me too.

Same. But this is really awkward.

Oh, my God, Opie's probably pranging out right now.

I think I should pull Opie.

Do you want me to do it?

Help me.

Why would you do it? I'd be like, yeah, it's done, bro. You guys are over now,

bro. Sorry, G.

Take your girl, bro.

No,

obviously I'm joking, but I'm joking.

What were you going to say to him? I don't know.

Really? He needs to come from me, I think.

He's going to be fuming.

What's the tea?

What were you saying?

I'm going to leave anyway. I need to go catch Tommy or something. No stress, no

stress. Missing my bae. Missing my chica. I don't blame you, man.

Thank you.

I'm missing you. Oh, God.

There's a lot going on right now, I can't lie. Where's Tommy? He's here.

He's there, yeah?

Tommy, boy!

Simba! Let's go for a chat, mate.

Yeah, let's go.

Sorry, girls, we've been dragged away.

Come on, son. Let's go. It's our little spot.

Tea? It was tea.

But I just feel bad.

You can't feel bad, I just think you need to... You need to do this with your

chest.

Yeah. I've settled in well, have you? Yeah, no, I've settled, bro. The boys

have been good, haven't they? Been class, the boys have been class.

Got favourites yet?

Huh? Got favourites yet? Well, me?

Yeah, it's Angelista, man.

It is, isn't it? It's Angelista. Oh, but you do look so natural. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. It's a terrorist. Yeah, I've seen you.

Did you get a kiss? Did you kiss? Yeah, I got a kiss.

Oh, boy.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Not that you're talking about anything specific.

Get in, I'm a little bit gussy.

And I won't be dapping you up because it'd look bad if I do. But I don't think

it's your place to tell anyone. I don't need to tell no one. She needs to tell

him, though. To help you? Yeah, she needs to tell him, I think.

But the only reasons... She's done nothing wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You

came in bombshell. You like her. You're vibing.

Yeah, yeah. Make the looks all good together.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm low-key really gassed for you. I don't want to seem like a dick. No, I'm

really happy with the kiss, but I do feel mad guilty, though, because it's

like, imagine Opie's probably thinking, wait a week.

He's going to take this quite hard. What's your POA with that?

I'm going to have to put him for a chat today immediately.

I think you need to do it sooner than later, that's my opinion.

It is what it is at the end of the day. So are you done with Opie, do you think?

I think it's done.

Especially after that kiss.

I'm the type of person, if I lips you... It means something.

It means something. I don't just lips just to lips.

Let me pull him.

I'm going to gas for you.

You're so sexy. I can't. Mate. Joke. It's literally just because he crafted

six days, got nowhere. Mate, don't hold it, guy. Nothing, bro.

Is she pulling it? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

This is about to kick off now.

You all right?

Yo. You good?

Yeah, you? I'm good, thanks.

So, you all right?

Yeah, what's going on?

Obviously... Not good news.

You're gone?

So, obviously, um...

I went to the terrace with Simba and we had a kiss.

It's not the best situation.

I wasn't expecting it.

But that's just how the conversation ended and... Yeah.

Cool. I think that's just going to have to be that at the end of the day. Cool.

Yeah. Sweet.

Don't do that.

Do what? What do you want me to say?

No, I'm just saying.

I'm saying cool, sweet.

Okay, so how do you feel about that?

It doesn't really matter how I feel, because I haven't thought about my

feelings prior to, so you're just lying to me. All right, you're not going to

drag it and say lying?

This conversation kind of just went... So how could I have moved in a

respectful way, do you think?

If you care about my feelings and how I generally felt in the situation, take

accountability and be like, look, I didn't think about your feelings and I'm

sorry, but you're not taking any accountability.

OK, but can you listen to what I'm saying?

You're not really saying anything. For everyone else, that's what it means to

them. OK, cool, OK, cool, I am sorry. If you felt like that, that wasn't the

respect for... Victoria, what would you have said?

I never said stop getting to know her. I'm not saying that, but all I'm saying

to you is, Ange, you want a level of respect that you just haven't shown back

to me. At the end of the day, I never told you to stop getting... I said... I

never told you to stop getting to know her.

Okay, cool.

Okay, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine.

Like, you're not showing me respect.

I'm just dumb in this conversation.

No, you're just chatting.

I'm not trying to hear it.

You're not listening to yourself, bro. You're not doing what you're saying.

Mate, I just don't want to hear it. Fix up, man. It's dead.

Yeah, you're done.

Chatting shit.

What's wrong with him?

Oh, oh.

Andre? Miner thing. Oh, so you see him, bro? Do you want to go for a talk? Let's

go for a chat, bro.

Let's go for a chat, bro. Bro, he's just stupid.

He's not listening to what I'm saying.

My issue is, she said to me, let's try and show each other respect.

All I'm saying to you, I don't care that you've kissed him, I do not give a fuck.

It's more the fact of, like, you're saying to me one thing, but then you're

doing another.

Don't say to me, you're disrespectful, you're this, you're this, and then go

back on your word.

He was like, you're not taking accountability.

And I was like, OK, so I apologise.

He didn't go and put in him taking accountability.

Yeah. Wait, guys, shh. I want to listen, I want to listen now. But if you're

feeling me, dead it off.

I'm not saying I want you to do.

I don't think it was a case of her not feeling you, though, bro. What was it

then? I think she literally just feels him a lot more.

I'm not saying she's not rating your ting whatsoever.

I'm just probably more suited to her. You've got more in common.

It's probably not even a looks thing.

Of course it's not, bro. I'm fucking 10-10. Of course, of course, bro. And

again, just from an ego perspective, bro, she's giving you a chance and then

you kind of rubbed it back in her face. What do you mean?

You go on a date with the two girls, you basically take the piss, you come back

here... That's nothing to do with inspirationalism, bro.

It slightly does, though, bro.

But if you're not in that situation, then just let it off there. It all works

hand in hand, bro. I get it's all part of it. You tried to have your cake and

eat it, bro.

You had two girls, now you've got none.

You had two girls, now you've got none.

How have I got none, bro?

You had none, though.

What do you mean, bro? What's going on?

I'm not trying to do this. I'm not trying to draw you out. But now you're

trying to bug out her. No, I'm not bugging.

I'm not bugging out anyone, bro. That's what it's giving, though.

I'm not bugging out, man, at all.

I'm saying how I feel.

Bro, I said to you, I'm not trying to draw you out, bro.

I don't want everyone to fucking listen to this.

No, no, no.

Relax,

relax, boys.

Listen,

boys. You've said what you've had to say.

You're joking. Come on, man. I said to you, I'm not trying to draw you out.

If I drew you out, bro, it's... Let's shut up, let's shut up.

Simba's being sassy.

I got a lot of time for you, bro, a lot of respect for you. You're my guy, but

I'm just saying, bro, the same way I'd want you to call me out if I was in the

wrong, bro, I just got to call you out, bro.

I rate Simba so much. Marry him.

Obviously, me and Angelista were spending the night in bed, whatever, and

nothing even happened, bro. No kissing, no cuddling, no nothing. She was very

respectful. I feel as if, in that moment, that's the most respect that she

had to give to you, and she done her thing. Obviously, I'm still... Very much

new in the villa. I'm going to try and get to know as many people as I can.

Like, we shared a nice... I'm not impressed about that, bro.

Let me just speak for two seconds.

I'm impressed because I just feel like she asked for me to be... We agreed on

communication and just to be clear with each other. I just don't feel like I've

received that this evening based on what... But what did you want her to

tell you, though?

Bro, I asked as to how... Did you want her to, like, ask you permission to give

me a kiss? No, I'm not saying... Bro, you're not listening to me, Simba. I'm

not trying to have a problem, I'm just getting passionate. Nah, yeah, bro,

listen, like, bro, you're my brother, man.

Obviously... she's the girl that i'm interested in it's just i don't really

want to hear like those kind of negative things coming out of people's mouths

like addressing her when i kind of understand where her like her mind is i

completely get it i think it's really attractive and setting up for you though

me too this is hard this is really hard this is hard it kind of felt like she

was laughing in my face that's how i felt

I'm not here to invalidate how you feel. I appreciate that, bro.

Obviously, I'm sorry, bro.

That wasn't anything, bro. It's love, man.

My guy, though. Come on, man. My guy, though. I

just

caught Lorenzo practicing his chat in the mirror. He said, you're the only

girl for me.

Open brackets, Yaz slash Jazz slash Priya. Delete as necessary, crows

brackets. So romantic.

How are we? I'm very good, thank you. How are you?

I'm good. So I wanted to update you on the situation.

Yeah, of course.

I feel like it's the initial connection I have with, from my

perspective, it's not like her and me just talking from my perspective.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like it's Yaz and then close second is you. OK.

So Yaz is not in the picture anymore.

Because she doesn't want to. Because she doesn't want to be, no.

And I feel like I just have to be honest.

No, no, no. And that's so fair. And I get that. And I'm so happy that, do you

know what I mean? Happy that I'd rather you follow something that's like... Like

I said, it still doesn't change anything because we're going to get to know each

other. I'm going to get to know her. And then we're going to see, you know...

Where that leaves you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's fine.

If you're saying you prefer, like, you're kind of leaning towards Yaz,

that's absolutely fine. No, I just feel like the instant...

Spark is, I guess, a little bit stronger with her. Yeah, that's fine.

Because, yeah, I don't know what it is.

Did you guys have a little kiss?

No. Oh, you can, though. No, we didn't, we didn't, we didn't.

What a day! I saw Opie looking upset.

I said, mate, the best way to calm down is to count to ten.

He went, one, two, three, four, and a five, six, seven, eight!

Once a West End star, always a West End star. Right, you lot, off to bed.

Like, after the whole thing tonight, taking a step back, yeah.

You have nothing to feel bad for, and, like, you're in here for this reason.

You got a good lips out of it. Run it back tonight.

You've handled this all right, babe. You've handled this all right.

Tonight, show me a lot of people's shoe colours.

Going to have another little thing. Maybe.

See how it colours, innit?

See you later.

Night. Night, night, night, night.

Night.

Night, guys.

Last night's drama. Poor Opie just wants to forget about anything to do with

Simba. Totally get it, Opie. These things happen.

It's just a circle of life.

Oh, God, sorry!

Hakuna Matata.

No, not again!

That was a lot.

I hope everyone is, like, happy again. And rested.

And everyone slept last night.

Yeah, it was good sleep, man.

Opie, how you feeling, son?

I'm calm.

Any kisses and cuddles?

No, bro.

Today's gonna be a good day. Yeah.

No, come on guys. We gotta be positive No

How is it with Namibia any

kisses cuddle no she's turned over again

Everyone's in couples they want

to be in that's good kind of

It's a new day.

It is. How are you feeling?

I think it all got blown up. I'll probably just keep the distance today

and just, like, put a shift in with Victoria.

It's crazy.

And obviously the situation is messed up. I could have manoeuvred in a better

way, maybe.

I'm going to talk to him today.

Yeah. Just to just, like...

Clear the air. Clear the air, dead it off, and we can move on. Oh, you fully

deaded it. That's done.

Everyone's like, communicate, communicate, communicate.

But the girls aren't fucking doing it.

And she obviously knew she was feeling him more. She just didn't say anything.

There was just no respect. So I feel like, you know, I'm keeping my distance

from both of them today.

If they want to chat to me, I'll be civil.

You're not boys with him? No, like, he's not... Unless... Maybe over time we can

get our friendship back, but right now... I don't think you should

prioritise friendship, mate, because he's not here to find friends. He's

clearly not here to find friends. I need to just grab the fuck out of Victoria.

Whoopi last night. Oh, yeah, what happened with them? That's put me off so

much. Yeah, that's understandable, yeah, 100%. I do get the ick a little bit

sometimes.

How's it going with Cav?

Yeah, it's going so well.

He's really cute, you guys.

It just looks like you guys have known each other for literally years.

Yeah, I'm so comfortable with him. Yeah.

He's just really cute with me. He hates when I use that word, but he just is so

cute with me.

He's so touchy.

That's what you want. Like, he's obsessed, like, that's how I feel. You

want a guy who's obsessed with you.

I feel like the chatavelli that I had was... It weren't like... I feel like

people took it the wrong way.

Yeah. A little bit. I don't want to open this can of worms. Yeah. Don't want to

cause unnecessary drama.

Me and Yaz are in such a good place. You don't need to.

Exactly. Because I know you and I know you want Yaz. But also, she's still

chatting to Lorenzo.

Lorenzo made it very clear last night that she was his number one, which was a

bit of a shock.

But again, Lorenzo's... I don't think he knows, bro, what he's doing.

He don't know who he wants. He's free flow, isn't he? He's like a free agent

in here.

I've not had this for a long time, bro.

Seriously. The 80 boy in love.

No. 80 baby in love. No, but I can see...

Leading to that. Do you get what I'm saying?

Of course. I think with Jazz it's good as well.

She's just so sexy, man. The only thing with Jazz, I think she's really hard to

read sometimes.

Do you reckon?

Yeah, like one minute she's like... I can tell she's loving it and then the

next minute she's just like... Can you not see that with Jazz?

I think we're both just overthinking and not... Everyone does it. I feel like for

me as well, because I have a... I've got a bit of a competition with Lorenzo as

well.

In my head, naturally, I'm going to overthink. Does she fancy him? Is she

liking him more than me? I don't feel like I've done anything wrong. I've had

a conversation with Yaz. I came downstairs. They had a conversation.

I pulled Aidan straight away for a conversation to let him know what

happened. Can you see why you'd be a bit upset about this, Harris?

It was good.

It was flirty.

Because I still want to get to know you. Is the door still open?

Oh, yeah.

I'm not going to go and beat a dead horse, am I? You know, in any

relationship, you have the honeymoon period. I think we're out of that now.

We're into, like, the...

certain people really are. Speak for yourself. I feel like me and Mika.

Everything's going swimmingly, do you know what I mean? Very happy to be back

in the couple with Samraj.

Woo! I'm just taking it slow, though, because I do feel like all of us need to

remind one another that it is just week two.

I'm just taking it day by day.

Day by day, hour by hour, minute by minute. Honestly.

That's what we do. But I'm happy right now. I'm highly happy.

That is the main thing, sister.

And I'm chilling and that's that. Like, no complaints.

No notes. No notes. No notes. Tea.

Oh.

You say it, bros. You can have a quick chat, man. Yeah, just a little thing,

bro. Right? Yeah.

I'm kind of reaching out.

Orby, do you want this spot?

Right there, yeah.

Do you want this spot?

Boys. Come on.

Yes,

my brother.

I'm good, bro.

I'm good, man.

How are you?

Bro, you know what, yeah?

I think...

If this conversation was on the outside, it wouldn't be a thing.

I really don't think it's that deep. The situation slightly got blown a little

bit out of proportion.

And I feel like, again, given the environment and where we are as well,

naturally situations are going to get blown out a little bit. But I just feel

like yesterday dragged, bro. It didn't mean to go like that, bro. Maybe the way

I voiced it, the way I expressed the opinion, obviously you felt like I

disrespected you, young brother.

I'm actually sorry. I appreciate it. Because you're my boy, man.

That's what I'm saying.

Bro, she's not coming with this gaff.

I've definitely got a level of respect for you and I like how you move, I like

the way you are, you're mad bubbly, good energy and that.

I don't hold grudges, I'm cool now and generally I am. And I can totally

understand why you would think what you thought.

You're in touch with your opinion, you and her crack on.

In here, we all learn as we go. Of course. We're going to make mistakes.

Nobody's perfect, bro.

And I feel like I can even come to you because I know Ops is like, that's my

guy, bro, he's not going to hold a grudge, you're a mature brother.

But we're good, man. Yeah, yeah. We're good. My boy, man.

Come on. Give me a hug, bro. Hey.

Hugs.

We're cool, man. Hugs, you know.

I'm obsessed with your tattoos.

I want to be you.

Like, they're just so cool. I love this one. Guys, thanks.

I love this one. What is that one about? This one's my mum's birthday, 65, like,

1965, and then my sister, 2000.

Oh, my God.

And then they have the same, but they have them in different places. You're

just so cool.

You're so cool. No, you're so cool. I want to have tattoos, too, now.

I just want to be her.

I just want to be her.

Oh, here we go.

I've got a text.

Oh, my God.

Islanders, it's time to slide into the drama and test the waters in today's

challenge. It's not that deep.

I chat so much shit, so I'm low-key scared.

We're getting out as a group and we're going to be doing, like, a fun

challenge. Yeah, there's going to be a bit of juice and a bit of sauce, but who

doesn't love it?

Come on, bring over an opposite.

Time for today's boys versus girls challenge.

It's not that deep.

Coincidentally, it's not that deep as how Reddit describes this entire show.

Harsh but fair.

First up, the Islanders slide into the pool.

Then they hit the bar to grab a cocktail and a tasty titbit of info about an

islander of the opposite sex.

This boy puts money as his least important value to him in a

relationship. Oh, that's good. Maybe food too.

I'm hoping it's him so I get all the money.

Then they throw the drink at the islander they think the fact refers to.

And finally, they reveal if it's a match.

Sean.

That's good. That's great.

Well done, Seanie.

Chelsea, if you like someone you like, realistically, I'm going to be paying

for Everton anyway.

Come back.

You're on to a winner, Lola. He's on a fucking pedestal, isn't he?

If a girl came up to me and said, like, how much do you earn?

I wouldn't even entertain a conversation. I just think it's very

shallow.

texting another girl whilst in a relationship and he's also slept with

someone whilst on a break

Go on, go on.

Aidan!

You've got to explain yourself now. That's not even true.

You've got to explain it.

I have no explanation.

I've got a bad memory, guys.

No, you've got to say it, Aidan.

I actually don't remember.

He's done it that many times. You wrote it yourself.

I made her left hand icy.

Now her wish list pricey.

How you talking about real life?

This boy's nightmare partner is someone who loves attention

This

is

gonna be very telling

When I say attention, I'm not meaning from the partner, I'm talking about...

When things have nothing to do with them and they're getting involved and they're

trying to make it their thing. It's a different attention. You said you like

attention, I said I love it. Of course, on me, of course. No, you said attention

in general. No, I'm talking about the situation.

I do love attention, though.

No, but you don't get involved in other people's drama just so you can get the

attention out. I do a bit.

I do a bit.

I put my foot in everything.

Spanner in the works, boys.

Why are you hugging me?

Help me out, man, help me out. I'm keeping my mouth shut.

I think that just shows insecurity.

You don't want a girl that's a center of attention.

I don't know. Maybe it needs some more clarification, but that is... Yeah, I

don't like that at all.

This

boy

has slept with 11 girls, but only remembers three of their names. Oh, no.

That's so bad.

Guys, how do you not remember the people you've slept with? Their names.

That's wild.

No, it's Lorenzo. It's Lorenzo.

Not you two. You guys are respectful kings.

It's Lorenzo.

Our first point.

Lorenzo, can you explain? Yeah.

When I sleep around, I like to sleep top ten, right? Ten out of ten.

Oh, my God.

You're making it worse.

I only really remember three, which were the situation chips.

Lorenzo, what's so jarring is that's not even high and you can't remember. I

actually don't understand.

It's not even a high number.

I don't need to remember their names. Yes, you do. It's a respect thing.

That's a human being. It's not a body.

I remember all of your names.

Oh, yeah.

Oh!

Lorenzo. Create a notes app and write it down. Yeah.

I'm not going to lie, I've got a notes page.

I've actually got a notes page.

That's even worse. That's weird.

No, it's not. That's a respect thing, though. Wait, hang on a second. A

respect thing to who? A list of people you slept with on your phone.

Yeah. Having a list? Having a list. So you can't win? The question was, oh,

yeah, this boy's got a notes app with all the girls he slept with. You'd all

be raging?

No, we wouldn't. I feel like they pick and choose what's bad and what's not.

That's what I mean, you just can't win. Can't win. There's a lot of hypocrisy

going on in the villa.

Quite frankly, I don't care.

This

boy

cheated on his partner with a girl at work.

Wait, who do we know who's definitely cheated before?

Tommy could have cheated. He works on a building site.

Is he cheating? But he's also a model.

OP is a dancer. I don't know if there's baddie dancers.

I don't think it's him.

I was in Christophe Korea.

She was on a cruise.

We wasn't speaking. It was just peak, and then I just got with someone from

work. Yeah, it was a long time ago. I wouldn't do it again, and it's very

disrespectful. As long as you've learned from it, then that's fine.

Yeah, it's just, I apologize.

This

boy's

friends would describe him...

as having a wandering eye.

Do you know who it is? I think it's Simba.

Sorry.

What have we done? Make sure to get out!

What's the immature?

You're whispering,

that's immature.

Yeah, you guys are actually drawing, to be fair.

That's immature, then.

Like, you guys whispering and stuff that actually allow it.

Simba, honey, I picked you. I don't actually think it's super bad. I feel

like... As long as you don't act on it.

As long as you don't act on it and you just are, like, flirty and you're like a

pretty girl, it is what it is. I feel like men like hot girls.

When Opie said it, everyone wanted to kill him. And you're in a relationship

and you've got a wandering eye, but that's okay.

That's a bit backwards. They gave me so much fucking stick for that on the date,

but then when Simba says it, that's fine.

That's fine to say.

Where is your consistency?

Simba. Yeah.

A wondering eye doesn't mean you're necessarily acting on it though. It's

just wondering, no?

It's not great.

I didn't perceive the question in that way, but I'm saying in a different way.

It's now time for the boys to decide which fact belongs to which girl.

Lorenzo can't wait to hear some fun facts about thingy, so and so, and

what's her name?

This girl once said I love you followed by her ex's name to her boyfriend at the

time Obviously,

you know Aiden's did the thing of his week and then she wasn't very happy by

it Yeah, it's could be like a trigger. Oh, that's a great shout great shout who

here has had a long relationship Do you know Priya did for ages?

Angie was in a relationship for about four years.

Let's just make it in the moment decision

I think Jasmine because I think she had a long relationship before and she was

just staying very quiet. So that's literally the only reason.

Yasmin. I told you!

I said!

So this whole situation about me calling... And you were fuming. And the

whole kick-off and everything.

Anyone's going to be like that.

I'm not saying it was right.

I just think there's a lot of hypocrisy here. You girls are kicking off about

stuff we've done, but you've done the same thing.

Yeah, that one wasn't even bad, so don't go there. I'm not saying it's a bad

thing to do. You've already done, like, three things.

Mistakes happen, that's what I'm saying.

We make these mistakes.

I feel like we're in the same boat now, though. No, we're not on the same path.

What? We can tick that off the list now, no?

Mistake that can get a raise because we've both made the same mistake.

It's not great I apologize and I know I was in the wrong. Do you know what I

mean? Case closed.

Amen to that

This girl thinks it's okay to hide how many people she's slept with from her

partner.

I don't think that's that bad. If she's hiding it, it's obviously high.

You'd be proud to see it if it was a law number.

I think it's me because she's quite a private person. I think it's Victoria,

bro. Who should I give it to?

I just feel like she's a very private person and she would not want to talk

about this in front of someone that she's getting to know Jasmine

The reason is I feel like I don't ever want to know my partners I've never

asked so I feel like it's just fair then for me to not say if it's high I'm like

and if it's low, I'm like, oh you don't get girls. Oh That's a mask on mama's

love

Right, it's time to get back to It's Not That Deep. And let me tell you, the vest

is yet to come.

Yep, there goes the vest.

What's he calling?

He's fucking stacked it there.

This girl has been told her red flag is that she leads guys on.

I think it might be Angie, you know?

Oh, well... Victoria?

Get a group.

Immediately get a group.

Right, it tastes nice.

It actually does, yeah. It actually tastes lovely. It's in my fucking eye.

Me cut.

Can you spin it?

It's not intentional.

I'm a flirty person.

I don't really stand on business sometimes.

But in here, that's what I've been trying to, like, stand on biz.

Very good answer. Very good answer.

Ready?

Yes!

Get in!

You ready, girls?

Yeah!

This girl thinks it's a red flag if a boy has another girlfriend before I

think I Actually

think

Priya is quite a nice girl I think she'd appreciate a boy who maybe got a bit of

past experience with relationships and stuff Priya

To be honest, I think you kind of hit the nail on the head there. I just

personally would like someone with a bit of experience to try to treat a woman.

Good answer.

Good answer. Very good answer.

If you've not had a relationship by 25, 26, 27, my guess there is that you're

obviously not doing something right and you're the common denominator.

This girl wouldn't date someone who earns less than her.

Obviously it's Lola.

What do you think? I think based off what I said, I said money doesn't

matter, but it does matter to her, so it's a bit different.

It's a bit shallow, though, isn't it?

Do you want a swill or...? Oh, sorry,

I didn't want... That's worse!

I didn't want to throw it.

I thought that was nice.

That is fucking gorgeous, innit?

Ta-da!

I think the thing with me is I want a family. I want a lot of kids.

And I feel like kids are expensive. I don't earn a lot, so it's just, like,

easy to be higher than me.

And I think I want someone who could give me lots of children.

Very good.

Wasn't too happy with her comment, to be honest, for me. Like, it's just if you

love someone, you love someone or whatever.

And I just don't like that that's her priority.

The challenge is over and the boys won.

Will there be loads of post-match drama?

I'd put money on it. How much money? Sean doesn't care, but when I told Lola

the figure, she offered to marry me.

Dirty cash, I want you. Dirty cash, I need you.

Shut down, bloody honey.

I think the two worst is yours and The Wandering Eye. The Wandering Eye, to me,

is mental.

I just hate being disrespected by a man. It hits me harder than when a woman

disrespects me.

They've got egg on their face, bro. I'm so happy they shipped it, because I was

like, you're hypocrites. Oh, yes.

I wonder what they actually have to say. Yeah, what are they actually shall vex

at?

They've all got bones to pick.

Oh my god, are you hearing this?

Oh, yeah, we've all got bones to pick.

Fuck off!

Put your hand on an open frame You can play but this ain't a game You got your

feet but I got my aim Better run, better run, better run now Cheers, boys.

Shall we go straight away? Yeah, fuck it.

What is going on? The lads aren't happy.

About what?

We'll have a chat in a bit.

I'm so confused.

They're all fucking fuming at us. Guys, we literally spoke to them. We'll speak

to you later.

The girls have no idea. They're just like, oh, they're trying to brush it

off. They're trying to brush it off. They're acting like they don't live at

all. Yeah, acting like... Playing innocent again.

Are we mugs?

Are we actually mugged? Someone shut my fucking forehead. Can you see?

I'm confused. I don't know what we've done.

I don't really give a shit.

I will continue to be this way. Can we just go over there? I can't be bothered

for this.

Yeah. Let's go.

I'm not doing this. Sorry, this is boring as fuck.

Oh, shit.

Hi, guys.

I'm sorry, I think I'm just a little bit confused.

Why are you guys so angry?

I don't have an issue with anything.

It just feels like if it was the other way around, you'd be seen as really bad.

But it feels like, because you guys, it's not like tea. Example.

Give me examples. But no, but no, but the individual examples, we'll talk to

the people that... Do you know what I mean? We'll talk separately.

I just don't really think that it's that deep, like, literally.

It is to us, though. I think it's the double standards, I swear it is. It's

hypocritical. There's no problem in your eyes, though. I'm not going to lie, you

guys are moping around like children.

Like, it's actually jokes.

I thought it was immature on your behalf.

Is it, yeah?

Anyway, Lorenzo, can I grab you quick?

Me? Yes, please.

What am I in trouble for?

Mika, here we go.

I'm so confused.

I'm actually weirded out.

What the fuck is going on?

I'm really confused.

Back to our spot?

Yeah, go on then.

Sorry, what was going on?

I'm low-key irritated with that whole situation, but anyway.

Anyway. I want to talk to you, because obviously I'm the one who...

called you out at the challenge.

I feel like, obviously, everyone has their past and everyone has things, but

I think you took very little recognition on how what you said wasn't right.

It's not about remembering people's names. It's about having an experience.

Like, they weren't all one-night stands.

You just move on. I don't remember my past.

All of the boys were more shocked that the girls have a list.

Which is crazy to me.

But I think that's just where we... That's so normal. We make lists on our

notes page and we put them in a locked away little area so that one day when

we're really old, we don't have anything that we forget. There's no one we don't

remember. I even have numbers on there. So if I ever need to reach out to

someone, God forbid. Like, do you know what I mean?

We have just been disrespected in a line, all of us. And you guys want to

talk about double standards. Do you know the lives that women live and the double

standards that we live every fucking day?

If for one second we want to have the upper leg, I think you guys can let us

have it. And I also think you all can low-key bat each other up. Not any of

you. And I've been in a cup with you since the start. You did not ask me at

one point, am I good?

I got berated in that. You never looked at me and just went, you're good.

Neither did Cav. It's actually ridiculous. You two are the only people

I'm close to in terms of the guys.

I hear what you're saying.

I'm taking it on board.

But at the end of it all, we've all made mistakes in the past.

Yeah, I think that's all you had to say when you were there. That was literally

all you had to say. You know I'm not good at those things. I can't sit here

and let you do stuff like that. It doesn't sit right with me, but also I

want more for you than that.

I really do have time for you.

I started this with you and, like, yeah.

Yeah, I honestly do have your back and I hope you have mine as well, but that's

completely up to you how you want to move with that.

I'm glad I got your one right.

Yeah, you actually did as well.

I felt like I knew you. And you spoke well about mine.

See? I'm learning. No, you did speak well about mine.

You were like, yeah, I just think she's private and da-da-da.

It's true.

Not promiscuous?

No.

Give me a hug. What are you going to do about Cav?

I am so mad. You have no idea.

He showed a completely different side to me. I've never seen that side to him.

I just felt like the whole thing, and a lot of the lads feel the same, was

hypocritical and it was double standard. Do you see the way everyone's faces

look? This is bizarre behaviour.

It's not bizarre behaviour, though. It is bizarre. How is it bizarre?

It is bizarre. Because it's never that deep. It really isn't that deep. If the

shoe was on the other foot... It isn't that deep. Yeah, but the girls would

kick off. But when the same thing would happen the other way around, all the

guys would be in the doghouse, as they have been.

I'm my own person. I've got my own opinions. If I'm in a group, yeah, and

all these guys are saying, yeah, OK, let's say one of the things was, I like

to cheat, and all the boys say, yeah, yeah. I say, I don't agree with that.

So you think we all just heard mentality?

I think it was heard mentality in that thing.

Oh, this is the dumbest shit. I can't even be arsed with this. This is really

dumb. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you for telling me your opinion. I'm glad.

You don't embarrass them. You take them to the side later and you say, babe, you

shouldn't have done that.

Can I come sit? Yeah, come.

Oh,

you spoke to him. I didn't even see it. Yeah, I just walked away. What's he

vexed about?

He's not angry at me. He's just saying, he's trying to give me the boy's

perspective, which is they're basically saying we all have, like, herd mentality

and, like, that we're not holding each other basically accountable.

OK, let me clear my situation up first. OK.

The girl, we'd split up.

It wasn't a break.

We'd actually split up, right?

But then your situation, do you not think it's a bit like... I'm meant to be

OK with it, am I? No, I'm not saying that you're meant to be OK with it. I'm

not saying that. But do you not think, like, a bit of sympathy, if you've done

it as well... I honestly think this is a bit pathetic, I'll be honest with you. I

feel like you're clutching at straws. Do you not think that some of the girls in

here have just, like, massive double standards, though?

Like some of the stuff they do you want us to turn against each other or

something? No, of course not. We just want a bit of like we've been in here

We've had shit off the shit off the shit who's giving you shit.

Obviously Jasmine's fucking grilled me What why are you saying my name? I've

heard you say my name ten times Aiden Aiden I've never asked them to do that.

I know I know but I'm just saying other people in here Okay, well that's nothing

to do with me. I feel like how are you dealt with it?

That's completely fine. What's up? And you keep saying my name. I haven't I

said it once jasmine. I keep hearing you say it once

This is why I said I like older women.

Yeah, when you came up to me and basically said... He's saying that

everyone's grilling him for what he's done in here. I said there's so many

girls in here giving me shit for the things that I've done in here. Because

you've done what you've done, though. Yes, because you move weird.

What, so how have I moved weird in here?

Why do they keep using the word weird?

So if a guy shows anything that he's upset about something, he's not allowed

to be upset, that's weird?

I can't even believe this shit to be honest with you. All my feelings over

the last week... You guys moping around like actual children is too much.

You lot want to get pissed off about one comment.

What is she talking about?

It's just saying, like, old men can't have feelings.

Like, actually allow yourself to mope around like this shit around the house,

guys.

No, guys, it was really weirdly handled. No-one's angry.

No, we're not angry either, but I feel like your reaction is weird.

I'm gonna go see what's wrong with Jasmine.

I'm gonna go see what's wrong with Jasmine. We just had a little chat.

I'm not gonna have him fucking going at her.

I'm not saying anything's that deep. I'm not saying that. I just feel like

there's something that people said that didn't really align with what we thought

you did align with. That's all I'm saying. The wandering eye thing's quite

mad. I said I got a wandering eye. What did we say about that?

Apparently it's OK now.

Apparently it's OK.

What? This actually combination is mental. I know, that's what I'm saying.

Simba, we don't think it's OK quite clearly. You should do. You all said it

was fine.

No, no, no.

Can I actually speak? Sorry. So, the wandering eye thing...

I said, can I speak? It's been rude to have it through. It's chill.

What? What?

What? Let her speak.

I'm so confused.

I was just explaining my point, and you literally said...

I'm so calm.

I'm not going to put my drink down.

Can you just chill out? All you need to calm down is chill.

Stop telling us to chill out. We're actually fine.

Straighten the defensive, though, girls. Just chill.

Oh, I'm not even going to have this conversation. We're not.

We're having conversations, Priya. Wait, can I just say, there wasn't, there

wasn't, we want to talk to you guys, because if we didn't come over, would

you even have pulled up? Of course we would have, yeah.

We're just sat there, we're bitching about it.

When a man tells me to chill out, oh, my God, I need to walk away, because I'll

do the opposite of it. What was Aidan saying about you?

Aidan... Aiden's a bitch. He's a bitch. I don't know. Do you want to go and

chat? Come on. Are you good?

Go to the fire.

Crazy little place this is.

What happened? What did he say?

They're just... I honestly can't believe it. Like, I actually cannot believe this

reaction over... They're all vexed about the Simba comment.

Oh, my God. I'm honestly speechless a little bit. That's also why I walked

away.

And Cav has, like, shocked me so much.

I thought you liked the younger man.

Yeah, I thought I did too.

Now I'm realising I'm with a child.

Don't say that.

No.

I'm realising I'm with someone who just has no emotional understanding at all.

Oh, you're going from one to the other.

You just can't catch a break, can you?

I actually can't catch a break. There's no-one in here who's got emotional

capacity.

I think Lorenzo actually rates me as a person, and I think he rates me as a

woman, and he rates my point of view.

And it is such a nice feeling to have that kind of a relationship with a guy.

Oh, it's all just a bit of a mess, isn't it?

Who thought I'd been confiding in you, eh?

Kevin wants to clear the air with Jasmine.

Kevin, if I know women, and I don't, what you want to do is stroll over, rip

your T-shirt off, rub baby oil over your chest, then grab her drink and chuck it

in her face.

Thank me later.

Can we talk?

Yeah.

I'm just going to observe from afar.

So can we clear this up then, yeah?

Why, when my card come out, I feel like you've just completely switched and just

changed. Do you not think that? I think you did.

I think you switched up. I think it offended you.

Yeah, you did offend me and I told you. What I'm raging about is how little you

gave a shit about me out there. I think every opportunity you could draw me out,

you took it.

To draw you out? What did I do to draw you out? Literally any single moment

that there was that you could, like, prove that I'm wrong or point me out.

Every time I looked over, you were laughing.

You didn't check that I was OK at any point. OK. You weren't like...

I just felt like such little care from you. I felt like you were being so

laddy. I felt like you completely switched up. You think I switched up. I

think you did too. I'm an opinionated person.

I've not seen that this whole time I've been here. Well, this is who I am. If

you piss me off, you will know about it. If anyone in here pisses me off, you

will know about it. I will never draw my girls out in front of anyone and I would

never want my man to draw me out in front of anyone. I want to be able to

stand there and say whatever I say and you could... Even if you don't agree

with me, you're like... Then later you grab me and be like, Jasmine, like, come

on, man. Which is what we're doing now.

No, because you didn't have my back.

It's not the wandering eye thing. You don't think that's wrong?

Of course I do, but this is the problem. You didn't have to draw me out. I will

tell you. You're not looking. You're projecting onto me a version of me that

you want. This is who I am. I am opinionated. I will ride my girls to the

end. I want my man to ride me to the end. I want him to take me in private.

If he thinks I'm doing something weird, be like, babe, I didn't love when you

did that. We should talk about it.

Maybe I don't know you. Maybe I don't know that's what you're like. Yeah, fair

enough. I took accountability for a few, and I think you haven't.

I don't really get your main point.

It's hard to talk to you, Jaz, cos you're not really going to accept it

anyway, whatever I say.

No, I'm listening to you. I just don't fully get all your points. I just didn't

like it.

Well, I apologise, then.

Thank you.

I apologise for my part.

Thanks.

I don't really know what I'm supposed to apologise for, because... So you don't

think you've switched that, no?

No, that is actually how I am.

You look nice, though.

So I was a little bit bothered.

Yeah. About your answer.

So obviously, like, my main thing I said was, like, I don't care about money at

all. Mm-hm. And yours was obviously the opposite. Like, you want someone to be

making more money than you. Like, if I was on the outside, if a girl came up to

me and said, like, you don't make enough money for me... But have I once said

that to you?

No, you haven't. And have I ever even asked you your salary? No. No. It's

really disappointing for me that you could possibly listen to that and having

known me for however long and we got on so well and everything, I think...

Maybe she's potentially just in this for money. I think that's shit.

And I would not have let a statement in a challenge have any implication on what

I think about you, because I know what I think about you. Literally, I don't know

how I could make you trust me any more than I've given you.

And that's when it's shit. That's shit. And I do trust you, I've told you that.

Yeah, I know, and I get that, but then you're telling me you trust me.

This shows to me that it takes a small little thing for that trust to be

undermined. It's just it's just over thinking stuff like and it's not that

I've manifested in my head that you are like this it's just I was thinking about

it and just took me a while to process it and I wanted to I Don't know

articulate it right or something.

Yeah. Sorry. You haven't given me a reason not to trust you. Yeah I like you

I really like you. Your job doesn't make a difference to me.

Do you know what your job does make a difference to me? Your job makes a

difference to me in the fact that I could not be proud of you to be a

primary school teacher because you talk about them in such a great way.

Every time you talk about it, I'm like, fuck me, he's fucking fantastic.

Also, when we do have kids, we won't have to pay for childcare.

That's more wins. That's more money for me.

Sort of like we had this chat.

It's made my evening.

Thanks for being so understanding.

I'm not flipping out. Thank you for listening.

So we're good?

Yeah, we're good.

Thank you.

Tamaraj, what do you say, man?

Oh, long day, bruv. Long day. No more challenges.

No more challenges.

I don't think it's that deep, but it's quite fun.

Yeah. You're loving this, Priya, ain't ya?

I just don't... I don't get the issues.

Are we actually going to have a discussion where you hear my point of

view and I hear your point of view? It's just going to be like, we're going to

agree to disagree, just so I know. Right, don't piss me off before the

conversation starts. I'm not pissing you off for asking you a question. That's a

valid question to ask.

OK. I'm saying... OK, look... I've actually got an issue, like, quite

directly with you. Go on, let's speak about it. Basically, what that is, is

that, obviously...

This is, quite frankly, my list on my phone is, quite frankly, nothing to do

with you, but you seem to be so pressed about it and you kept on, like, digging

me out, drawing me out. I apologise.

I don't want you to... From the front and back, I'm genuinely sorry. Thank

you. I'm always preaching you should own stuff and I'll own it.

Raise my hands. That's your thing, that's fine. I feel like you're getting

pressed because I think it's weird.

I'm not getting pressed because you think it's weird. Absolutely not the

reason. That's just my opinion. OK, I'm telling you... I don't have a list, I

know my names. I'm telling you you're valid to your opinion. And so are you.

If you think that it's weird, that's fine. Say it once and then don't try and

embarrass me about it. I didn't try to embarrass you.

apologize so you know you're in the wrong. Are we cool?

Okay, great.

You're right.

It's not even that, though. You just said you were in the wrong. You say one

thing, then you backtrack.

Mate, you're pulling out pathetic things now. You're embarrassing.

Fuck off, you're embarrassing. Don't talk to me like that. Are you fucking

joking? You can't swear at someone like that. Tell someone to fuck off. You're

embarrassing. How am I embarrassing? You just told me to fuck off.

You just told me to fuck off. You just told me to fuck off.

No, don't call me embarrassing. You shouldn't tell someone to fuck off,

then. You can't tell someone to fuck off. You said you're embarrassing

yourself. Leave it. Leave it.

You're embarrassing yourself.

Grow up.

Melt. What is it? Are you OK?

Yeah, I'm fine. She's just being so silly. I even apologise. She's being

silly. Don't say I'm embarrassing.

People need to grow up, bro.

She's just telling me to fuck off.

Because you said I'm embarrassing, Samraj. Say the right story.

You just told me to F off. Because you said you're embarrassing.

Don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to get told to fuck off.

Idiot.

After they fell out earlier, Aidan wants to talk to Jasmine and based on how the

rest of the evening's played out, I'm sure this is going to go absolutely

swimmingly. Aidan's getting me, I can't be fucked.

Jazz, do you want to have a chat?

Oh, no, that's going to go.

I don't think he's happy about you stalling over. I don't think it's going

to go well, though, because I feel like she's had enough, do you know what I

mean?

Can we sit here, down here?

Yeah.

He hasn't spoken to me before this either, so I feel like he's going to do

something stupid here.

Um...

I mentioned your name once, by the way. Okay. It worked multiple times.

All right, my bad. Maybe you said Yaz. I just said Yaz came over and had a chat

with me and other girls' names that I mentioned as well. You was one of them.

I wasn't drawing you out. Yeah, no, we're good. My bad. I thought you were

talking about me in a bad way because I kept hearing it. And if I was, I

wouldn't do it to Yaz because she's obviously going to tell you. Do you know

what I mean? I would never slack someone off behind their back, yeah? Yeah, but

equally, I don't think you coming for Yaz is fair over this situation.

Me and Yaz are fine. I know, but I actually don't think it is fair.

But, like, that reaction, I didn't like that reaction. What reaction? Like, from

you. Which one?

Like, the getting up, the... Yeah, but that is something I'll keep doing.

If that was me, I wouldn't want to be with somebody like that. But that's my

opinion. Yeah, and I'm sure you wouldn't. And I don't think he does

either. I just want to tell you that if it was me, I would, yeah. And I'm not

surprised. I can't imagine you wanting to be with someone like me. Just that

whole reaction, I just think it was really off-putting.

Off-putting? Yeah. I think you're a lovely person, though, Jaz. I do.

I just think when it gets heated and stuff like that,

I don't know.

Yeah, I don't think you could handle it, to be fair. Maybe not.

Nice, tell me I'm off-putting.

Thanks. All right.

Fucking idiot.

Why has she done that?

Guys, drop me out of this shit.

Actually, drop me out of this shit. How's Aidan going to pull me and tell me

I'm off-putting?

What? What is happening?

What have you done, Aidan? What?

Are we done? Nothing.

What have you said?

No, I said how I felt.

What did you say?

What did you do?

I said, if it was me, I wouldn't want to be with somebody like that.

You said that, yeah. It's my opinion.

I don't know if you need to say that.

Why'd she still use that because of the comment? I think so, yeah.

Did you have to do that tonight?

Sorry, bro.

Fuck's sake. I don't think it's that bad.

It's a comment that... But you've pissed her off more.

She's already pissed off and we're up in the air as it is and now you've just,

like, added another fucking fuel, you know.

Are you OK?

Yeah, I'm fine. I don't want to... I feel like I could hug you. No, no, no.

No, no, I'm OK.

Don't worry, I'm a good girl. I love you so much. Love you too. I actually don't

know what I do about you in here.

Seriously. No, seriously, you do.

There's not enough people fucking standing on business in here. No,

there's not.

It's pissing me off.

What's happened?

Aidan just now, he sat me down and was just like, basically that the way I act

is not good and the way you've been acting is really off-putting.

Fucking prick.

Are you actually fucking joking me?

Don't delete my lover.

Cos I'm in the mood for you, for you to come, to come.

Break my heart again.

I don't know why you're saying that tonight.

Yeah, no, it's OK. You shouldn't have done that.

But that's not my opinion.

Anyway, you know how I feel. I like you and stuff, so it's just a shitty

situation. Can I hug?

Yeah, go there.

No,

no, no, no, no, no, no. I am fine.

He doesn't mean it. He's just coming up with some fucking shit.

He doesn't think before he speaks, no.

Oh, I love you girls. Honestly, I'm nothing without the girls. I couldn't do

this shit without you lot. Could you actually imagine?

Oh, I love you guys.

Cutie girls, beautiful women.

Who said that?

I'm saying it.

I don't think that.

No.

If you think something's wrong with what I'm doing...

I still do want you to pull me up. OK, OK.

I'm sorry.

I mean, because of tonight, you can't give me your opinion.

I gave you my opinion.

Yeah, of course.

Just give it to me next time. OK.

you