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No, no.

No, I had nothing to do with it, I swear, please-

You were there for that whole mess with Artie.

You saw what happened.

And I liked Artie.

No, it's not like that.

Please just let me-

Isn't this what you wanted?

You had the chance to do the right thing.

But you got greedy.

No, I tried to do the right thing,

but there was no way for me

- to get it back - When this all started,

you actually had nothing to do with this.

I was patient.

- Not anymore. - No, no, no!

It wasn't in the trunk!

Please, just let me explain from the beginning!

It's a cool 58 degrees this Friday afternoon.

This is your annual reminder

that the deadline for filing your taxes is coming up.

This is the moment to close out last year's accounting

to make sure your finances are up to date.

Yeah, Jeff, this isn't

something you can run away from.

I know it gets messy and it's hard to look back

at everything you did,

but it's the only way to move forward.

Sometimes you just need a little help to get started.

If that's you, our friends over at

Mike's Tax Preparation Services can help you out.

Hey. Amanda?

- Are you Dan? - Yeah.

Hey, babe. Hope work's good.

Gotta try and work a few more hours today and tomorrow

so you don't have to spot me again.

Been thinking a lot about what you said, and you're right.

Gotta focus on the future.

Gotta take care of myself, take care of you, move on.

Just want to thank you for helping me.

With everything, you've just been really kind

and understanding, you know?

Gimme a call when you can. I love you.

- 'Sup. - How's it going?

How's it going?

Good. How's it going with you?

- We're good. - We're good.

Hey, what the hell!

Really? In my car?

What?

- Really? - The windows are down.

- What's the problem- - Get out.

Get out.

Both of you, get out. I'm not dealing with-

Are you serious? We just paid.

I don't care, you can refund it. Get out.

You're full of shit, man.

Screw you.

Come on.

Okay, hold on, I got your money right here,

you impatient, demanding little-

Hey! What can I do you for?

Where are you?

Yeah, nice to hear from you too.

I just finished packing.

I'm on my way now.

You don't have to worry.

I'll worry if I want to, Arthur.

If it was anyone else, do you know where you'd be?

Let's not go there, okay?

I am allergic to fish.

Look, I'll be there in the flesh 15 minutes tops, all right?

If you even think about being one minute late-

Okay, I love you too. Bye-bye.

Hey, what the hell is wrong with you, kid!

That could've been a ton of glass in here, all right?

Didn't your mom teach you manners?

You bumped into me.

Okay. Okay.

Nothing's your fault.

Just a whole generation of victims, right? I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, all right?

Take care.

Fricking generation of degenerates.

Don't wanna work, don't want to date,

just play on the Xbox all day.

You can't earn anything these days.

Everything's forgotten,

you never told 'em anything

or they would've remembered, right?

Of course right.

It's all my...

Marta! Marta, my keys!

Marta, my keys!

Hey, kid!

Oh, no.

No, no, no!

Shit!

You just listened to "Drive"

performed by Seventh Seal.

A friendly reminder that today

is the day the city will start towing cars

instead of giving out parking tickets,

so be careful where you park.

The new city ordinance is controversial.

Experts are concerned that this may be an issue-

Hello?

Hi, am I speaking with Daniel Hudson?

Yeah, this is him.

Hi, Daniel, this is Officer Dalton.

I am your new parole officer.

Oh. Uh...

Anyways, I'm calling to let you know

that we have a meeting scheduled

for Saturday morning at 8:00.

I expect you'll be able to make it.

Yes, ma'am.

Is this one of our regular meetings or something else?

Well, looks like you're almost done, huh?

I just wanted to introduce myself

so we can count it as one of your regular meetings.

Sounds good to me.

Great. I'll see you then.

I didn't put the money in the wrong car,

he took it, all right?

Listen, I had the bag.

I had the money with me and then this guy,

he just comes up and he bumps me

and his a hundred yard dash must have been...

No, that makes me look bad.

Marta lit a candle in the office,

and that does not make any sense.

You know what, you're just gonna tell him.

You're gonna come clean, be a man,

let him know exactly what happened

and the truth will set you free, right?

Right.

Oh, hey, sweetie!

How's my baby girl?

Hey, Dad, I'm good.

Are you still coming down this weekend?

Of course. Of course.

What, my baby's getting married

and you gotta ask me if I'm gonna be there?

Who do you think you're talking to?

Okay, I'm just making sure.

It's a pretty long drive though, did you leave yet?

How's everything going with the venue and the catering?

You got that figured out yet?

We're still figuring some stuff out.

Just a couple things left to do.

But I mean, it's exciting,

and I don't know, I just kind of feel like

I really need a vacation.

Hey, babe, which one?

It's my dad.

Which one looks better?

I forgot to tell you,

the video guy actually got back to me

and he told me that because of the amount of people going

and the size of the venue,

he thinks he's gonna have to charge us more.

Well, how much is he asking?

I think he said 4,000.

4,000!

4,000?

All right, you know what?

You can pay him what he wants, it's worth it.

Only happens once, right?

Hopefully.

One sec.

4,000!

$4,000 for a wedding video!

He's kind of freaking out, but it's okay, it's all good.

But he's kind of freaked out.

Ask him about the band.

All right. I'm back.

Dad, before I go,

so we kind of have to decide between a live band or a DJ,

and I really don't know which one to pick

because it's just like,

the older people

I gotta think about the old people,

how are they gonna feel about the DJ,

but also weddings usually have live bands, right?

Usually, yeah?

You know what, just get both

and make everyone happy, yeah?

Okay. Yeah.

All right, dad, mom's waiting at the restaurant for us,

so I gotta go.

All right.

Hey, I love you.

And tell your mom house is in complete disarray.

She's gonna have her work

cut out for her when she gets home.

All right, I'll see you this weekend, okay?

All right. - I'll see you this weekend.

- Bye. - Bye.

Your old man get kidnapped

right as he was leaving the house or what?

I hope not.

You don't think he's coming?

No, it's not that, it's just, I don't know,

he gets tied up at work and...

I just wish I could cross this one thing off the list.

What, are you kidding?

It's the two things he loves most in life.

You and keeping track of his money.

All right.

Okay, let's go.

My mom's probably furious.

Are you feeling veal or lobster tonight?

'Cause I know we're close to the beach,

but I don't know how fresh the seafood is.

Dammit, dammit, dammit!

Hello?

Is this the handsome Mr. Daniel Hudson?

Handsome? Who's asking?

My name's Darcy.

I'm an acquaintance of his.

Just wondering what time he plans on being home.

Yeah, baby, listen, I'm pretty beat.

I think I might just do a couple more rides

and then come home.

So does that mean I'm not cooking tonight?

Yeah, no, no, don't worry about it.

I'm at that place you like.

I'll just grab a pizza on the way home.

All right, see you tonight.

All right, I'll see you soon.

- Love you. - Love you. Bye.

Shit. Shit!

How was I supposed to know-

Gents!

How are we doing today?

Have you lost weight?

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Wait!

Wait a minute!

Honest mistake, really!

Wait! No, just let me explain!

No, no, no, no!

You're gone for five minutes.

What's the big deal!

Just lemme explain!

Wait, wait, no, that's him!

That's the guy!

He has it. Go get him.

Whoa, hey! What's going on?

Hey! Hey!

At least buy me dinner first!

Do you know him?

Are you buying the pizza?

Is he lying to me?

I don't know anything about this!

Artie!

Don't move.

$500,000, Artie.

I know!

And I better get that money back.

All right.

Let me think.

I have an idea.

Oh, come on, come on. Pick up

Yo, Danny, my boy. What's up?

Hey, Stu, Stu.

I'm downtown. I need you to pick me up.

Yeah, sure man. My break's in five-

No, no, no. I need you to pick me up now.

Okay? Just get over here.

Oh, sure, man.

I can definitely come pick you-

Yo, where are you at?

Downtown. Where are you at?

The mall.

Ah, you dirty...

Dude, that reminds me.

I don't know why, I always feel like I get kicked out

for just standing outside for too long-

Dude, just get over here.

What side?

On the east side.

Bro, get in here, I don't wanna get ticketed.

- Five minute parking. - Drive, drive, drive!

Okay!

Yo, I didn't even know you knew kung fu!

I'm just glad you got there when you did.

- If I had been there another minute- - Burnt toast, man.

Who were those dudes?

They seem so aggressive, man.

Yeah, I don't even know.

I saw them beating the shit

out of another guy in the alleyway.

I had to get out of there.

Did you eyeball 'em?

'Cause I mean, I met those guys at that streets before.

You definitely don't wanna make eye contact with those guys

'cause they'll jump right at you.

- No. - Like, one time when I-

They just kept saying I had it.

I've seen you dance before.

You definitely don't have it.

I'm gonna need a place to crash tonight.

Oh, bro! I got you, dude.

I got a new job, right?

And I got this place I can hook you up with.

You are working?

Yeah. Full W9 and everything.

Things really have changed, haven't they?

Yeah!

I mean, when you live in the life of honesty,

dude, it's a beautiful thing.

Oh, hey, are you still with the...

What's her name?

Darcy?

- Oh, shit... - Darcy chick?

Yeah-

Well, I didn't mean to open any wounds

if you guys are not like split-

No, we're together, but listen,

I need you to help me come up with reasons

why I can't be there tonight, okay?

Maybe the next few nights.

Oh. Okay...

Don't look at me like that.

What?

Dude, it's okay. I got you.

Not like that.

Well, either way. Either way, I got you.

I got you. You're my bro.

I read you. I feel you.

Okay.

Did you get him?

Well, I told you it was in the trunk the whole time!

I need it back by the end of the week.

Are you listening to me?

This weekend?

Did you have somewhere else to be?

Well, it's not really me,

it's my daughter down in Florida, this guy.

It's a sweet story.

This guy in her biology class, he...

Anyway, she's getting married this weekend

and I need to be there.

Don't fuck with me, Artie!

I will have my money back by Sunday.

And if I even have a thought

that you're planning on skipping town...

Got it?

And that's when I called you.

I had to run like five blocks before I got to the mall.

Okay, got it.

But why?

What do you have to do with those guys at the mall?

No idea.

Well, I mean, do they know you?

Do you know them?

I don't know any of those guys. I mean,

It's just like I told you in the car,

they just kept saying I had it.

Okay, but they didn't take the pizza.

Did they take something or did you get another job?

I haven't done any jobs since I got out.

It's been almost two years!

Well, okay, if you're clean as a whistle

and the pizza's on the ground, it makes no sense.

Dude, nobody would want literally anything from you.

No offense.

I mean, they must have me confused for someone else.

Well, whatever it is, you gotta be ready, bro.

What do you mean?

Well, I suggest

that you should use,

a backup-

- Whoa! Chill- - I'm sorry. I didn't mean to-

I'm trying to lay low!

Relax, dude! Here-

I have my last parole meeting coming up!

Bro. You should take this.

I've been trying to fix things for years now.

I finally got a good thing going

and I'm not gonna let that shit ruin this for me

and set me right back to square one.

Okay. All right.

I'm just gonna set this right here.

In case you need it.

Well, hey, I run this place now,

so if you need a crash here,

you can take as long as you need, man.

Well, I appreciate it.

I can't take any of this back to Darcy,

so just gonna have to stay here and figure it out.

Well, maybe you need to take your mind off of things.

You know, hit a little noggin.

No, I'm clean, man.

It's legal now, bro.

All right, fine.

You got it.

I told you you had it.

You know what they're gonna do to you, right?

Dan! Dan!

Dan? Dan.

Dan! Open up, you're under arrest.

Where are you?

Dan, where are you? Where are you?

Where are you? Dan, I can't find you anywhere.

Where are you? Where are you?

Where are you?

I'm going to find you and I swear when I do,

you're gonna wish you were-

Stu!

Stu?

What the hell happened?

No, no, no, Stu!

Stu!

Stu! Stu?

Oh, what's up, dude?

What happened last night?

Darcy's been trying to get ahold of me all night.

She thinks I'm dead.

Can you get that for me?

How does this work?

You push it. It's cold!

Okay. God!

Whoo!

What was in that joint?

What do you-

- Oh! Oh, yeah, joint. - Oh my gosh.

Dude, I got it from that guy

who's on the other side of the room.

It was like for free.

He was telling me like, "Oh yeah, it came from California.

Grown base, dipped in acid."

Acid?

You gave me a blunt dipped in acid?

Oh.

I gotta call Darcy. I can't do this.

Oh, okay.

Come on.

Oh my God, Dan,

I've been calling you all night! Where have you been?

Is everything okay? Did something happen?

You know you can call me? You can talk to me.

Yeah, hey, Darce.

Yeah, I forgot to call you last night.

Yeah, I actually got another gig.

I'm gonna be outta town for a few days.

They're loading up a truck and I gotta bring it back.

Are you serious? You forgot?

That's not fair, I've been up all night

worried calling you and you forgot?

- Stu? - I was ready to drop everything

if something bad happened.

I can't even-

Hey, I'm gonna need your car tonight.

Did you say you were gonna be gone

for a few days?

Yo, old dude

Did the thing.

"The thing." The thing?

The thing, bro. The picture.

Did you get the right room?

Which room did you put it in?

We ain't got all day, yo.

Pay up!

You ain't got all day?

You're skaters! You're bums!

You got all the time in the-

Look at this! This car don't pay for itself!

- A big car! - I got a wedding

five states away in two days!

When you get to be my age,

you're gonna miss all the time you had!

Listen, we don't want any trouble,

it's just that you did promise us 100 bucks,

and that's verbal contract.

So you better pay up or we're knocking on that door.

Okay, fine! Here!

100 bucks? Here, take it!

Blood money anyway. Goddamn con artist.

Mom and dad got you spoiled.

Gimme that.

Go cry mom and river and she'll buy you a new one, okay?

You got us. Wow.

Dude. Josh is so trash.

Nah, that's my boy!

He's probably the biggest poser I know.

Are you serious?

You're the biggest poser. I know.

Oh, really? Okay.

Well, let's see you ollie then, huh?

Oh yeah, that's right. You can't.

Okay, okay.

Just watch him do a trick, okay?

- Look at this. - There's no shot

he's gonna do anything.

Yo, Josh!

Show us what you got!

Yeah, show us something.

Josh, Josh, Josh!

Josh, Josh, Josh, Josh!

Josh, Josh, Josh!

Oh! Oh, shit!

Yo, check it.

Smell that?

Mother Nature's calling, huh?

Yeah.

Hey, let's go check it out.

Oh no. I was just kidding.

I'm not kidding. Let's go.

Can't be that bad.

I don't know, man. I think I'm good.

Come on, let's go.

- Okay. - Get up.

Well, we missed it.

We missed it?

Bro, you made us miss it.

Dude, I didn't even want to do anything!

Hey, stop listening to your mom.

It's good for you.

Just got a bit of anxiety, bro.

Were you guys trying to get in on the action?

Yeah.

Doofus here made us miss it.

Bro.

You wanna cop some?

Yeah.

- What you got? - All right. Hey, come here.

Hey, how much you got?

This is all I got.

That's my money too!

We'll share.

What are you gonna use it for anyways, huh?

Hey, hey.

Thanks, man.

Don't tell nobody I sold this to you.

You got a lighter?

Yeah, actually I do.

Whoa, what's wrong?

What is that?

That's horrible.

Why does it taste like pizza?

That's not weed, man.

Dude, I think we got scammed.

This is oregano!

God!

Man, I hate fruit.

Do you think he gave us shit stuff

because we didn't pay him enough?

That's probably why.

Maybe if we get him more cash,

- he'll bring us the good- - What cash?

That was the most money I've ever had in my hands

- in my entire life! - Look, look, look, look.

The old guy in the car, remember?

He had a fat stack-

He's not gonna give us anything!

Plus we don't even know where he is!

- Check it. - What?

What am I looking at?

Put an AirTag on his car.

Yo!

So where's your man?

Where's your guy?

He'll be here, all right?

He'll be here. Just give him a few minutes.

Probably got stuck in traffic, you know?

Would you believe this time of night

the traffic still gets buckled?

Arthur, I'm here for my money and you are out of favors.

Well, I'm not wrong, okay?

He'll get here and it's gonna go fine.

You wouldn't be trying to work him over now, right?

After all this, pretend the money's lost

and just keep it for yourself?

No, no.

Look, hand to God,

that's not what's happening here, all right?

It's gonna work.

It's gonna work, it's gonna work, it's gonna work.

Ha! Ha-ha!

What'd I tell you? What did I tell ya?

Is there anybody else here?

Really? Okay.

Dude, I'm clean!

What the hell?

Where's your car?

Do you have it or not?

What the hell's going on?

Where the hell is the car?

Okay, one at a time-

How did I know this was gonna happen?

- Wait! Wait. - What was gonna happen?

The car. Your car.

Where is it?

I don't have it. It got towed.

Well, who does have it?

All right, that's enough.

- Can we get it back? - So what?

- You guys want my car? - No, not your car.

The money that was in the car.

- What money? - My money!

This walking dementia patient

put my money, money that he owes me, into your car.

Then you drive off with it and it gets towed.

Well, I wish you would've said something

when I was on the phone with the tow company earlier.

Well, can we get it back from 'em?

I mean, I can try to call 'em.

Call them, please.

Call 'em. Thank you.

Thanks for calling Keller Towing.

We're open from 8:00 AM to 6:00 PM.

That's right. They don't open till 8:00.

All right, I'm done with this.

- Okay. Good. - All right. we're done.

We'll pick it up at 8:00,

Eight o'clock sharp.

No, Arthur, I'm done with you.

What's he doing?

No, wait! You know I'm good for it!

I'll get you the money! Just relax!

I got the money!

Please! Let's just go get the car!

Why don't you scoot over.

Daniel, right?

Come on, you know I gotta know who I'm doing business with.

You're familiar with it, right?

This business?

Not anymore.

No. Right.

You were just a driver.

You never got your hands dirty.

Oh, come on, Danny.

Just because you're outta game

doesn't mean you forgot the rules, Daniel.

You know, like supply and demand.

I'm not following.

Well, it's simple.

You see, when supply goes up, demand goes down.

But when the supply goes down...

No! Please!

The demand goes up.

And your demand just went up.

Am I taking care of this here

or are we gonna bring him with us?

No, we'll take him with us.

We'll give him a proper burial.

Wouldn't want to disrespect him, would we?

Now, I need you to listen to me very carefully.

I know you're wondering

if you're gonna leave this car tonight.

Don't worry, you will.

You're gonna get in your car, drive back to that motel,

get a good night's sleep.

Then at eight o'clock in the morning,

you're gonna be standing outside that impound lot

and you are going to be the first person

to walk through those doors.

Then at 8:45, you're gonna meet us right here

and he is gonna grab the duffle bag outta your trunk,

put it in this car,

and then we're gonna go our separate ways

and hopefully never see each other again.

Do I make myself clear?

Yes.

I'm giving you this one chance.

Just the one.

I hope you do better with it.

Hello? Is someone there?

Hello? Who's in here?

Darcy?

Darcy!

Dan?

I thought you were gonna be gone for a few days.

Weren't you out of town?

Yeah, I think you should stay

at your sister's for a few days.

Wait, what about the job? Your gig?

I had to come back early.

Wait, babe, stop.

What's wrong?

I just think...

I think you should...

You think I should skip town?

And stay with my sister for a few days?

Yeah, I do.

Okay, I'll start packing.

Your demand just went up.

At 8:45, you're gonna meet us right here.

What's he doing?

Saturday morning at 8:00,

I expect you'll be able to make it.

Where are you?

Dan, I can't find you anywhere.

Where are you? Where are you?

Do you have it or not?

The money that was in the car.

- What money? - My money!

No, wait. You know I'm good for it!

I'll get you the money! Just relax!

I got the money!

I'm giving you this one chance.

I hope you do better with it.

Dan.

The past 14 months

seem to have been really productive for you.

You've been driving freelance, right?

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay.

You're in a relationship, helping to pay rent,

staying out of trouble?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

If you keep it up, over the next few months

you should finish your parole on time.

How do you feel about that?

Yeah, I feel good.

I'm just, I'm really trying,

so I'm happy it's working out.

Dan, have you been in contact with any other felons?

No. No, not at all.

Are you sure?

No email, no texts, no phone calls, nothing?

No, no, no nothing.

'Cause you know there's consequences to that.

Yeah.

Okay.

We'll finish a few things and get you on your way.

Hey.

My god, Stu, it's about time!

Cool.

Bam.

Oh, what's up, man?

- Dude, where were you? - I was getting worried.

I was just filling up the car.

Well, you took your sweet time.

Are we good back here?

Oh yeah. Hell yeah.

All good.

No, no, no, no, no!

What?

What's up? You good, bro?

Where's the duffle bag?

Duffle?

Oh, I didn't actually bring it.

There was supposed to be a duffel bag

in the car here in the trunk.

Well, no, unless...

Maybe it's at the gas station?

I gotta go.

Where are you going?

Stu, I can't stay here.

You know I gotta dip, bro.

Well, I mean, you can stay here.

I mean, I practically own this building, man.

If you don't like the room you're in,

- I can get you another. - No, no. You don't get it.

There was supposed to be a bag of cash in my trunk, okay?

I had it. Remember?

That's what they were talking about.

Some idiot put his bag of cash in my trunk,

and that cash belongs to these psychopaths

and now I don't have it!

So yeah, I gotta go.

Dude, that sucks.

oh, but what about Darcy though?

She's fine.

I met with her last night, she's outta the house.

Okay, great.

Wait, you saw her last night?

I thought you were just over...

No, I had to go meet with those guys

and they threatened to hurt her.

- I'm lost. - That's why I found out

about the cash and the car and everything.

You know, you don't get it.

- They killed the other guy! - Okay.

Okay? And I was supposed to meet with them today!

- With the cash! - Bro.

But I had my meeting, so I sent you instead!

And now you can see why I'm absolutely screwed.

So I gotta go.

- I can't stay here- - Bro! Chill!

You're stressed, I can feel it.

I could feel all the negative energy flowing with us.

But it's okay, I mean

we've all had some stressful days.

You know, my old scout master once taught

that if you ever get into stressful situations,

you gotta do some breathing techniques.

Breathe in.

And then you hold it in

And you let it out.

See?

You got to do that with yourself and you keep breathing.

I get it, dude.

If you need somebody to talk to, I'll be right here.

Once I get back from my coffee break.

How about this?

After I go get some coffee, I'll come back.

If you need to tell me everything, I'm here.

I'm your bro, dude.

Okay. BRB.

How far are we going?

Where we left the other guy.

Ridiculous that we gotta drive

to the end of the goddamn world.

No, no, please!

I had nothing to do with it, I swear!

There it is.

Please just let me explain.

I'm not an unreasonable man, Daniel.

I'm not happy to see you in pain.

I am happy though because finally,

after all the lying and weaseling

and beating around the bush,

someone is being held accountable for all this.

You saw that mess with Artie.

You were there.

And I liked Artie.

It's not like that, please, just-

I mean, isn't this what you wanted?

You had a chance to do the right thing,

but you got greedy.

No, I tried to do the right thing,

but there was no way for me to get it back!

You tried?

You went to the cops!

There's rule in this game and you broke it.

You missed our meeting.

There was no money in the car.

And at first, you actually had nothing to do with this.

I was patient.

Not anymore.

No, no, no, wait! It wasn't in my trunk!

Please, just listen to me.

Let me explain from the beginning!

No.

No more explaining.

Hey, what the hell!

This is not what we talked about!

Back in the car, Arthur!

No, we're gonna talk about this!

Get your stainless steel bling off of me!

Look, be reasonable.

You're gonna kill this kid

right here, right now, middle of nowhere?

- Oh, are you calling the shots now? - Calling the-

- Who's calling shots? - He shot you!

This was not the plan!

No, he didn't shoot me, all right?

- Saw you at the underpass. - Look like he shot me

and then you would get freaked out and take us to the money.

And then we all lived happily ever after.

Can we be done with story time now?

Get back in the car, Arthur, so we can get this done.

He's not your friend. Why are you helping these guys!

I owe him some cash and once I pay him back,

I'm good, right?

No, no, no, no, no.

That's not gonna cut it anymore.

Look at all the trouble I've gone through

just to get back what I'm already owed.

It's never gonna end with these guys.

You're never gonna clear that debt.

- That's how they work! - Shut up!

- This is over now. - No!

What are you gonna do about it, big guy?

That's what I thought.

Go get him!

No! Put it down!

Shit!

No, Arthur.

You're not killing a kid!

No!

It’s all right, kid.

It's over now.

Come on, let's wrap this up.

Your buddy's got a little surprise for us.

My buddy?

Stu?

Yo, what's up, dude?

I know I wasn't invited to all this.

I mean, I was just doing my own thing as usual

until that led me to here.

Oh, hey, you forgot this.

Left it on the bed.

Dude, what the hell was that show about last night?

Look, no one knew anything.

All I knew, you blew the whole thing

on hookers and coke.

Had to make you squeal.

Yeah, well, I had to get the car anyways!

Their idea, not mine.

So are you gonna get it or?

What?

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Bro, this guy here, he's got a memory like an elephant.

Where did you find it?

Oh, well, I usually go hunting,

like with my Uncle Ricky, like all the freaking time.

He taught me about finding deer tracks.

Like, if you find that track,

you'll be able to get where it is.

What?

Couldn't have been here three minutes ago?

Well, okay, this morning I was getting a drink, right?

But then Dan-o over here was throwing a fit.

- Sounds about right. - And I was like, "Okay."

So I swung by around the corner just to get some coffee,

and I came all the way back and all of a sudden, bam!

He's gone.

Like, you just vanished, ghosted, all like whoosh!

It was crazy.

So I go inside the room and started looking for deer tracks,

following with my instinct.

I was so lucky that the cleaning lady

didn't look through every single detail, unlike me here.

Lo and behold, I found me a track.

I made my way following the track,

and when I there, I didn't find no deer,

but I did find another track.

I found some gunk, which by the way,

I would advise looking into that.

I don't think that's really great for your vehicle.

That's good. Good to know.

What was I talking about?

Oh, yeah!

So anyways, I opened the trunk, and what do you know!

Son of a...

Ta-da! I found a big old buck!

Son of a gun.

Yeah, it's a nice story kid.

I'll do the honors.

What the hell?

What is this?

What is this? Am I being Punk'd here?

- I didn't- - You know anything about this?

I don't know anything,

I was trying to get pizza, and now I'm here!

So!

Shit.

I'm bleeding like your uncle's buck.

He got me good.

I gotta deal with this, then I got a wedding to get to,

and I need $4,000, $4,000 for a wedding video.

Every kid with a camera

thinks he's the next Chris Nolan, you know?

Well, whoever got the money, mazel tov!

Hey, hey, hey, wait.

What about this?

What about what?

This!

What do you want me to do?

Take care of it.

What do you mean "take care of it?"

Am I your mother?

I gotta clean everything up for you now?

Are you forgetting I'm on parole?

I can't get tied to this shit, dude!

If you can't take care of it, call the guy.

- What guy? - The cleanup guy, you know?

They didn't have that back in your day?

All right, look.

Call this number and they'll take care of everything.

All right?

Nice knowing ya.

Not one I'm telling the wife about.

Hey, now there's two.

Dude.

Aw.

How'd you find me?

Oh, you know, just followed some deer tracks, like I said.

All right, well let's get home.

Bet, bet.

Hey, Dan.

Yeah?

You know that saying, like

“Money, it's a gas.”

Or like, "Keep your hands off my stack."

What?

I'm just saying maybe it's good you didn't get that money,

otherwise you could have turned into

some greedy asshole, you know?

Yeah, well, you do raise a good question.

Yeah, what's that?

Who did that money end up with?

Yeah. Who did that end up with that money?

Guess we'll never know.

Yo, I think that's the pizza.

I'll get it.

Yo, what's up?

Come on in.

- Yo! - Come on in, man.

Come on in, man.

Yo, can I get a hit of that?

Is that three? Three of them?

- Yeah. Yeah. - Here you go.

Hey, man, are you sure?

Yeah, keep the change.

♪ Cash and drugs and rock n roll ♪

♪ A bag full of money with nowhere to go ♪

♪ Out in the street and I don't wanna go home ♪

♪ Don't tell me what to do 'cause I'm gonna say no! ♪

♪ Money tells you just which way to go ♪

♪ Then it goes into the wind, I know ♪

♪ Last one's called a rotten egg ♪

♪ The early bird gets the worm instead ♪

♪ When it's me and my best friend against the world ♪

♪ It's our Last Reckoning ♪

♪ Trippin' on a thousand words nobody heard ♪

♪ Up and down the street repeting every word ♪

♪ Getting lucky, dodging bullets, stuck in reverse ♪

♪ Pedal to the metal, dig your feet in the dirt! ♪

♪ Told a stranger he should watch behind ♪

♪ Gone one second, then I robbed him blind ♪

♪ Morals or a loaf of bread ♪

♪ Selling off virtues for some cents ♪

♪ When we're back to back, just us against the world ♪

♪ Actions speak louder than words ♪

♪ A penny saved is a penny turned ♪

♪ When we made it out just in the nick of time ♪