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? A new day dawns in the wild, wild west ?

? Where the state would discover Who would be the best two ?

? And you know when the going gets tough ?

? Team Mahaki digs down To use the right stuff ?

? 'Cause if you wanna play handball ?

? Then you gotta give it your all ?

(record scratching)

? Come on ?

? 'Cause if you wanna play handball ?

? You gotta think big, not small ?

? If you wanna play handball ?

? Then you've gotta play hardball ?

- I remember Nanny making me a Piupiu

when I was a tacker boy.

- Legendary that lady.

- Couldn't you just buy one online?

- It's tradition.

- Plus there was no online when Daddy was a boy,

boy, just T-Rexs.

(Daddy gagging and laughs)

Hold still.

- (gasps) Choice as.

- I can't wait to do the haka today.

It's gonna be mean boy.

- Mean as daddy. Haka time to the max.

- [Daddy] Yeah.

- Your Culture Day prezzo is just gonna be legendary boy.

- Heap's eloquent auntie.

- Hey boy, show me your pukana

- Blah!

- Blah!

- Blah!

(Daddy laughs) (Auntie shrieks)

(gentle music)

- Keep stirring or it'll set.

Relax,

I was doing this when you're obsessed with those guys

who sing about mashed potatoes.

- I'm serious bro.

- [Rayan] Same. You're obsessed, driving me nuts.

One time to get some quiet, I chucked the TV outside.

- Fully serious. It's Culture Day.

I can't stuff this up.

- You're the choklava queen bro, why you so worried bro?

- 'Cause I don't wanna stuff stuff up.

- You'll stuff stuff up if you don't stand still.

Just chill.

- Okay, easy to say.

What if I stuff up Culture Day, handball,

regionals, staties, everything?

- Stuffing stuff up is fine.

It's how you get better at stuff.

- I'm done talking about this sis.

- [Rayan] You gonna chuck it in the fridge?

- I don't have time!

- Bro, why can't you stand still?

You're being a banana.

- I'm doing a thing.

- And don't call me a banana bro.

- If you'll stop acting like a banana bro.

I'll drop it to you at lunch.

- Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch.

(knife chopping) (gentle music)

- Okay, lunch is done babe.

- Ooh, not just a pretty face.

(soft music)

- Weird.

- Nothing weird about loving your best bud babe.

- Any luck with your Culture Day prez.

- No, it sucks okay.

I don't know anything about China.

- Talk to us. - Talk to us.

- Firstly, I know nothing about China.

Secondly, I literally know nothing about China.

- Do you have to talk China?

- It's my culture, isn't it?

- Culture's literally got millions of different meanings.

Family, food, friends.

- Yeah, I mean if learning about your Chinese heritage

is something you wanna do, we can totes do that together, okay?

- I know. You guys always say that but TBH,

I never really cared much to this Culture Day bizzo.

- Well, just say the word.

- Thanks dads.

I just feel like there's a cultural expectatch� 'cause of my looks.

- [Stone] Hey, forget about how you look.

- [Steele] Yeah, think about who you are.

(calm music)

- Can't wait to try your choklava Sal. Everyone's raving.

- Yeah, everyone's going bananas over it. - Don't say banana.

- Okay.

- It's fine. Everything's fine.

What's your step count at bro?

- What's the goal again?

- Well the Volkovs do 50,000, so we gotta match that.

- 50? By when?

- The end of the day.

- You sure it's gonna make a difference?

- Well it does for the Volkovs all right.

- Okay just saying this step count thing, it's cool and all that,

but maybe we could do something handball related,

like handball. - No, it's steps!

- Okay, yeah, cool, loving steps.

- Wouldn't be trying to reach a certain step target,

would you?

- Well what's it to you?

- What's your goal?

- 50,000. (all three chuckling)

- No, he meant 51,000.

(all three chuckling) - No, we meant 52,300.

- 52,300, now you're talking.

Challenge accepted.

- First to 52,300 by today, wins.

- And if you can't beat us at stepping,

good luck trying to beat us at handballing.

(gentle music)

- Hot chal okay, but could def use the extra time for my culture prezzo.

- Are you a Volkov or not?

- Totes okay. Just kidding.

52,300, let's go.

- Slow down, we start at lunch.

- Serious?

- Yes, after my juice box and cheese and lettuce sandwich.

(gentle music) (Mikey sighs)

- Sick, at PE, we'll go to the oval

and smash as many steps as we can.

- Attention!

Due to the hazardous air quality, PE is canceled.

Class 6B yoga with Kevin.

- Gang, how we doing steps in yoga?

- We'll sort it out, just gotta�

Back in the sec.

(water running) (gentle music)

We need to talk.

- About what?

The Butterfield betrayal.

- Making me feel like a baddie on a TV show in old times

about Games and Thrones and stuff.

- Do you need to wee or something?

- Oh no, I'm just getting a walk on.

Look from my side of the metaphorical fence,

I haven't done anything wrong.

- Except break a pact pact-bro.

- You broke the pact too pact-bro.

Plus, I haven't broken anything yet.

Just creating something skux that'll be a ten out of ten

on the skux scale for me.

- I knew you'd kick butt at Butterfield.

PS, I was never a pact-bro bro.

I was just making up numbers.

- Once a pact-bro bro, always a pact-bro.

- Not always bro.

- I'll tell my bros when I'm ready about Butterfield.

Just don't use this against me.

- Oh yeah, the imaginary ace.

I'm still holding it.

- But why aren't she playing it?

- Who says I'm not gonna?

Playing this card can make Team Mahaki go�

(imaginary card blows)

- Make Team Mahaki go�

(imaginary card blows)

(Mikey blowing) (bird chirping)

- If footy fails,

you should defs consider a career in mime, okay?

(gentle music)

(gong bangs)

(calm music)

- Now the key to Yin Yoga is stillness.

Check out my stillness. (calm music)

Now we're gonna be focusing

on three types of stillness today.

(calm music)

Mahaki.

- What about stillness of a bladder because I gotta go.

- Me too. - Me three.

- As you wish. (calm music)

- [Mikey] All right.

(upbeat music)

- Exhale.

(calm music)

Took your time.

Speaking of number twos, it's now time pose number two.

(Kevin exhales)

Breathe into the stillness.

- Hey Kevin, have you heard

the new Monster Blade Chronicle Adventure Six trailer just dropped?

- What the?

Hang on, I need to go to the toilet.

Be still all of you.

(upbeat music)

Prisha!

Monster Blade Chronicle Adventure Six has not dropped a new trailer.

Remind me to never get my gaming news from you in the future.

Next pose.

- Oi bro, can you turn around

so I can see the pose properly?

- Makes sense.

(upbeat music)

Now the key to a still mind is stillness.

I like to imagine that I'm like a Finnish Fjord.

(upbeat music)

Nothing can move me.

I'm like a mountain.

Never mind.

(upbeat music)

Trees of green.

Needless to say,

the key is stillness.

(gong bangs)

(gentle music)

(drink bubbling) (suspenseful music)

(upbeat music)

(gentle music)

(upbeat music)

(car brakes screeches)

- Hectic, you're just fully hectic.

- I know.

Oi I got a split. Getting my eyebrows done.

- Thank you so much sis?

Say hi to Nishka, yeah?

- Nah, appointment's with Bhoobee.

- Oh, okay.

- You got gas or something?

- We got a step target we gotta hit by the end of the day.

52,300.

- Seriously? Hectic.

- Yeah, fully. But we'll get it.

- Yeah, you'll smash it.

And if you don't, who cares?

(gentle music)

- I do.

- News flash. Choklava's arrived and it looks amazing.

- Yep, if there's a comp for Culture Day, you'd take the cake.

- New flash number two, I just hit 15,0000.

- 16 here. - Sick!

We're kicking buck big time.

- My, my, my, that looks heavenly Salwa.

What's in it?

- Chocolate, pastry and a bit of nuts.

- Nuts?

(alarm blazing)

- [Automatic Alarm Voice] Warning!

Warning!

- No! (alarm blaring)

(bin bangs) (bin sizzling)

(bin rolls)

- We have a strict up free policy.

- I was really looking forward to that.

- Dang!

What are you gonna do for Culture Day now?

- I got an idea.

(upbeat music)

All right guys, I got less than 20 minutes to make a nut free sweet,

and if I don't, I'm stuffed, and I'm not stuffing this up.

- Salwa, chill bro. - Don't tell me to chill bro.

This is my only time to talk about my culture

and things that I love,

and now I can't even do that because of these stupid nuts.

- Well it sounds like time is of the essence,

so let's get cracking guys.

- Yeah. - And don't forget to step bro.

- All right guys, we're making Halawat El Jibn

and I can't use nuts thanks to Miss Crapper

I gotta make it spicy instead.

- Sugar and spice and all things nice.

- We got chilli miss?

- Mild, medium and hot.

- [Salwa] Yeah, thank you.

Sal, soz.

Steps?

- Don't tell me what to do Prisha!

- Bro, she's got a point.

Kinda got that epic battle with the Volkovs.

- All right, fine. Fine.

Don't stop mixing.

(phone chimes)

(gentle music)

- Dang!

- Why'd you stop? What's wrong?

- Nothing, nothing. Everything sweet as.

(gentle music) - And stop.

Wow, that's some serious card okay.

Halfway. Satisfactory.

We'll finish during class.

- How?

- Welcome dads.

Shame there's not more of you but�

Stop that now!

- Doing a stepping tails miss.

- Don't care. Sit.

- Oh.

- A quick Culture Day is a good Culture Day.

Don't wanna run over like last year.

Bao, I'm looking at you.

Your imaginary battle with the imaginary dragon

was a complete waste of time.

- Thanks for the compliment miss.

- No, I was�

Why isn't Salwa Zara here?

- Oh, she's put in the finishing touches

on her super skux Culture Day thing miss.

- Yeah, yeah Miss C, she's with Miss B.

- Is it cool if she goes last miss?

- No problem.

Couldn't care less.

But if she's not here by the final presentation it's a fail.

Culture Day, begin!

(all applauding)

(gentle music)

(drum beating)

? My culture is singing ?

? Singing, singing, singing ?

(calm music)

(gentle music)

(upbeat music)

- Yes!

(egg timer chiming)

- I was actually raised by my tatik.

That's Armenian for grandma.

I guess her old school rules rubbed off on me,

like really rubbed off on me.

But I'm cool with that I guess.

Wouldn't be where I am today without her.

- You don't sound American.

- Armenian.

- That's what I said.

(class clapping) (upbeat music)

- 10 Minutes Salwa.

- I know miss, not helping.

- Just saying.

- (exhales) Only 20,000? Are you kidding me?

- You see the haka's not just important to my culture,

but Maori culture in general.

Daddy taught me how to do it, and Daddy's daddy,

granddaddy taught him how to do it.

And granddaddy's daddy great-granddaddy,

taught him how to do it as well.

I was meant to do the haka with Daddy today,

which would've been the bees knees but-

- [Daddy] Hey boy!

- Thought you were training?

- Coach said go for a jog, we're jogging.

Get down here boy. - Traveling.

- Let's do this. - Yeah.

(Daddy speaking in Maori)

(all grunting)

(Daddy speaking in Maori)

(all chanting in Maori)

(students applauding)

(Mikey exhales)

- Gotta get back to training boy.

- Yes! (gentle music)

- Time's up Salwa.

You have to go back to class, otherwise you're gonna fail.

- So when I started this Culture Day bizzo

I was gonna get some dumplings from Chinatown

and do a big old China-fest.

But this morn,

my dad said to not think about what I look like,

but think about who I am.

Me and my Ds are a rainbow fam, okay.

They're honest about who they are and what they want.

My culture's kind of like when you go to a gelato bar

and get two scoops,

I'm one scoop rainbow and one scoop China,

but all in the same cup.

Like everyone's in the same cup,

no matter what gelato you are, okay?

- Hashtag proud dads. - Hashtag proud dads.

(Miss Crapper clapping) (gentle music)

- Beautifully said.

Where on earth is Salwa Zara?

- Yes!

- Sick, I made it.

(gentle music)

So I was gonna give you a choklava,

but I had a little problem with the nuts.

Thanks again Miss.

- Nothing funny about anaphylaxis.

- Anyway, so I made something new from swimming old.

And instead of talking about my culture,

I want you guys to taste it.

- Steps.

- Oh, right.

I'm so proud to be Lebanese.

Everyone in my family is so sick at cooking,

and I got this recipe from my grandma's grandma,

and I'm hoping to pass it down when I'm old and stuff.

So anyway, family food and culture�

So the cooking is�

- (panting) Hoo!

- Dragon fire! (wheezing)

(Mikey wheezing)

- How much chili did you put in them?

- I swear I used mild.

(gentle music)

Think I used hot.

(students screaming)

(watch beeping)

- Done. - No!

(gentle music)

- Hey Mikey, not to burst your bubble,

but we lost the step challenge, yeah?

- I know.

Shouldn't we keep trying?

Only have 17,000 more to go.

Train like them, play like them, right?

- And you reckon step counts

are gonna make us magically like the Volkovs?

- I guess not. (children playing)

Why didn't you say something?

- I kinda did, but Salwa's digging her heels in.

Know what I mean?

- Yeah. I know.

- Never seen her so upset.

- Upset as.

(phone vibrating)

- What do you want?

- Heard there was a bit of a dilemma in your Culture Day presentation.

- Who told you? - Mahaki texted.

He's worried about you. We all are.

- Yeah, I stuffed up Culture Day, I stuffed up handball,

I'll stuff up regionals, staties.

- Salwa, when I was a boy-

- You are a boy bro. - A much younger boy.

I used to only get around in my wheelchair.

I wanted to walk with crutches more than anything in the world,

but I was so afraid of falling on my face

that I never gave it a go.

And I stayed in that seat for far too long.

- And?

- And the dream burned bright.

One day I was so sick of sitting,

that I tried to tackle the walking challenge.

And you know what happened? - You walked.

- No. I felt flat on my face.

But time after time I kept trying,

and each time I failed the less scared I got to do it.

And well, you know the rest.

(gentle music)

- Yeah, I hear you bro.

- [Jerry] Good bro.

(suspenseful music)

- Tiffany, Victor and I have talked.

- And? - We've decided that�

- Yeah, spit it out.

- We would like to compliment you on today's achievement.

- The step bizzo?

- You were not terrible.

- Not terrible.

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

- Bros!

- Bro. - Bro.

- Why are you guys bummed?

- It's been a egg of a day.

- Tell me about it, my Culture Day was a train wreck.

It was a bit spicy but- - A little?

I stuffed up big time.

- We all fail its-

- Bro, I made such a big deal about steps and Culture Day,

but I needed to stuff them up.

- Not following.

- That's why I've been sucking at handball.

It's because I was so terrified of failing.

But to anymore bros.

- Say what?

- Failure's hectic, so as long as you learn from it.

- Pretty wise wisdom.

- Thank Jerry for that.

Hey bros, I got a fully sick idea.

I want you guys to fail with me.

- What? - We gonna win?

We gotta do it our own way. - Our way.

- Yep.

Our way, where it's hectic to fail and sick to stuff up.

- Yeah. We'll fail with you bro.

And we'll have heaps of fun as well.

- But I still wanna win.

I just don't wanna be afraid to fail.

- And let's not just be good at sports,

but be good sports too.

- Sick. We're gonna win a different way.

- Which way bro?

- The Mahaki way!

- [All] Yeah!

(upbeat music)

? M-A-H-A-K-I-W-A-Y ?

? The sky was gray I want to get away ?

? I couldn't even play ?

? I couldn't face it any day ?

? This ain't no dance ballet ?

? This ain't no show on Broadway ?

? This ain't a big clich� ?

? If you want to play ?

? Yeah ?

? Do it the Mahaki way ?

? No matter come what may ?

? You gotta stand up and say ?

? You gotta do it the Mahaki way ?

? Hang on I gotta train ?

? I gotta get my skills on track ?

? I gotta relearn what I lack ?

? We got heart We're gonna fail ?

? We might even go off the rails ?

? But we'll pick ourselves up and walk the road ?

? We gotta enter fully sick mega mode ?

? She's got no time to eat gourmet ?

? Now's the time, don't delay ?

? Schizosaccharomycetaceae ?

(insect chirping)

? It's a type of fungus. ?

? Do it the Mahaki Way ?

? No matter come what may ?

? You gotta stand up and say ?

? You gotta do it the Mahaki Way ?

? No matter come what may ?

? You gotta stand up and say ?

? You gotta do it the Mahaki way ?

? M-A-H A-K-I W-A-Y ?

? M-A-H A-K-I-W-A-Y ?

? M-A-H A-K-I W-A-Y ?

(ball whooshing)

(birds chirping) (ice cream thuds)

- That's exactly what I'm gonna do to you at regionals.

(upbeat music)

? You gotta do it the Mahaki way ?

? M-A-H A-K-I W-A-Y ?

? Hi-ho ho-ho hi-ho ?

? Hi-Ho ho-ho hi-ho ?

(upbeat music)

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