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? A new day dawns in the wild, wild west ?

? Where the state would discover Who would be the best two ?

? And you know when the going gets tough ?

? Team Mahaki digs down To use the right stuff ?

? 'Cause if you wanna play handball ?

? Then you gotta give it your all ?

(record scratching)

? Come on ?

? 'Cause if you wanna play handball ?

? You gotta think big, not small ?

? If you wanna play handball ?

? Then you've gotta play hardball ?

- Hey, everyone sweet as to be back eh.

Heaps has happened.

First up, Prisha's the newest member of Teamm Mahaki.

PS, she's a BBF, best pro forever eh.

We do everything together, water bombs,

(water splashing)

doing dances,

(upbeat music)

(hands clapping)

Probably wondering why is Tiff here?

Well, me and Tiff have finally become BBF's,

which is sweet as eh.

PPS,Tiff finally apologised to Salwa.

- Sorry, okay.

(bird chirping)

- Accepted bro.

(cracker popping) (upbeat music)

- [Mikey] Leopards can change their spots, sweet as eh.

In handball land, Salwa's hung up the handballs

and picked up a clipboard.

That's right, Jerry, Salwa and Prisha

are all full time coaches, which is sweet as.

Salwa's still a gun player though, eh?

Daddy's finally playing first grade footy, which is mean as.

Auntie,

(upbeat music) Auntie's still Auntie,

but that's sweet as eh.

And, what else?

Oh, there's a mean ass handball state tournament

coming up and everybody's mad as about it.

- Staties!

(upbeat music)

- But at Staties, we have to play doubles handball.

Team Mahaki 2.0, skuxxer than a triple cheese toasties.

Getting to Staties is gonna be tough

but lucky for us, we have the best coaches in the biz.

Where's Jerry?

Oh wait, totally forgot.

- I know I'm going all the way to WA,

but despite the distance, which is immense,

my heart will be forever bound to Block Street

and my bros and handball.

And although I'll be gone forever-

- You're going for a term, bro.

- Well, forever sounds more dramatic.

Although I'll be going for a term,

I want you to know that our friendship shall endure.

As the great machine from the future once said,

"I'll come back".

- I'm pretty sure that's not the line, eh bro.

- Probably,

(gentle music) but you get the gist.

Goodbye.

(dramatic music)

(Mikey crying)

(dramatic music)

(crackers cracking)

(wheels squeaking)

(buttons beeping)

(Jerry sighing)

This could take a while.

(upbeat music)

(wind whistling)

(upbeat music)

(globe spinning)

- Consider yourself up to date as.

Back in handball world, we've gotta get through Zones

and Regionals but if we work as a team,

we've got a real shot to get to the Staties.

So basically, life is skuxxer than a wheelbarrow

full of unicorn poop.

- Class six B.

We have two very special new students joining us today.

Originally hailing from all the way in WA�

- It's not even raining Ms.

- Hail.

It's where you come from.

- Then why didn't you just say that?

- These two twin sporting prodigies

really come from a Russian port town in Russia.

Famous for its Russian pickles,

Russian bears and Russian handball,

which is just like regular handball, but Russian.

A very welcome and Russian

(Russian music) addition to Block Street

(Russian music)

Ivanka (door clicks)

and Viktor Volkov.

(Russian music)

(ball zapping)

- (gasps) Oh.

(ball thuds)

- Care to say a few words?

- Thank you, Ms Crapper.

Look, our grandparents were born in Russia

but we've always lived all the way in WA.

So not really Russian.

But we love sport, but we don't like pickles

and neither of us have seen a bear.

- [Both] Except at the zoo.

- Can't wait to crush you all in handball

and rule the quad by the end of the day.

(suspenseful music)

- I don't know.

(bell ringing)

(upbeat music)

(chalk squeaking)

(ball thuds)

(suspenseful music) (girl exhales heavily)

(suspenseful music)

- [Mikey] Who does cardio at recess?

Where have you been?

- Just, nowhere.

- What's going on?

- They have been skipping for 15 minutes nonstop.

- We should talk to them.

Suss out the competition.

- All right.

(footsteps trodding)

(gentle music)

- Hey bros, just wanted to say hi, eh.

- This is Mikey Mahaki.

Tiffany Steele-Stone, Salwa Zara and Prisha Papensnoozen.

- Papenhuyzen.

(suspenseful music)

- And let's not forget your number one coach,

Jerry Louis Stevenson.

- Who's swapped schools with us for the term, yes?

- Researched as.

- People in this school play handball like baby puppies.

- Puppies are babies, bro.

- You present no threat to us.

- Over confident much?

- You vs us. Lunch.

Winner rules the quad.

- Sorry gang, but team Mahaki rule the court around here.

So yeah, yeah.

- Prove it. At lunch, we battle.

- Lunch battle.

(dramatic music)

(balls thudding)

- I'll find out what I can about them from here.

Bound to be breadcrumbs.

- Yeah, we'll do the same.

- I imagine they'll be formidable opponents.

This school is quite literally a handball palace.

- And if their handball is half as intense as them,

we're in a tougher battle than when my cousin

won his junior Jiu-Jitsu tournament.

- Yeah, it's just a challenge.

We're always down for a challenge, right? - [All] Right.

(balls thudding)

- Do you think he got my name wrong on purpose?

Moving right along.

(balls thudding)

(upbeat music)

- I don't care about your dumb lunch battle.

I didn't want to coach you

after my baby bro and my parents went all the way to WA,

which I also don't care about.

- Kevin, I'm sorry you're upset I got the coaching gig.

And I'm sorry you feel abandoned by your family.

- I'm not upset. You're upset.

?- Yeah, yeah except I'm not and it's pretty obvious you are.

- Well, whatever.

So what, you want me to access the Vovo's sporting records?

It, it- - Volkovs.

- You want me to access the Volbrom's sporting records�

- Volkovs.

- See if there's any research and then pass on

said research to you,

so that you don't get an all time butt kick?

- As long as it's BTB, it's okay with me.

- By the book. It's kind of her thing.

- I'd love to help. - [All] Really?

- Awesome, thanks. - Thanks.

- Except the system's down.

- Now make like Elvis and get out of here.

The way you came in.

Leave, scram!

(upbeat music)

- Psst, guys.

What about that Volkov folder Miss was looking in?

Do you reckon there's anything there?

- [Tiffany] Maybe but every single athlete I know,

has a super strict diet.

- So?

- So maybe the Volkov's have got some super food

that makes them super awesome?

- Wholemeal toast?

- Maybe. - Chia tortilla?

- Maybe. - Pomegranate molasses.

- I don't know what that is, but maybe?

- Yeah, yeah. Maybe we split up.

Mikey, Tiff you find a way to get out of class.

Legally.

Find that folder and check their lunch boxes.

But just look, don't take.

No harm in that.

I think. Is there?

- No, please relax.

What about us? What are we gonna do?

- We stake out Viktor.

- Only Viktor?

- And Ivanka.

We stake out Viktor and Ivanka.

- Nice thinking, P.

Operation Mahaki Research Task is a go.

(upbeat music)

- Yes?

- Miss, I left my study book in the quad.

Can I go get it?

- Take a buddy.

(upbeat music)

- We're moving.

(upbeat music)

(chair clunks)

(upbeat music)

(papers rustling)

(upbeat music)

You get the lunch, I'll get the folders.

- Got it.

(upbeat music)

(suspenseful music)

(robot beeping)

- What is he doing?

- No idea.

(robot beeping)

(ball thudding)

(paper rustling)

(ball swooshing)

(paper rustling)

(globe spinning)

(paper rustling)

- Whoa! - Mustafa.

Silence!

- Let's go.

? You know that we're unbeatable ?

? It's far from Incon ?

- Oh hey guys. - [Both] Hey.

- What are you guys doing?

- We're writing a top secret musical.

It's called Handball the Musical.

We're hoping to premiere it at Staties.

- Sounds pretty top secret, okay.

- Yeah, we've already said too much but it's gonna be amaze.

? Amazing ?

- Well, we're on a top secret commission as well.

It's also amaze because I don't know where to go next.

- Okay, well there's a whole thing going on there,

but Tiff there's a part for you

if you wanna get the band back together.

- We should get going.

- Yeah, it's fine. I mean, (giggling)

there's lots of other people interested in the role.

Like his mum. - My mum, cool.

- What's this? - It's a book.

So Crapper doesn't ask any questions.

- Oh right, my alibi.

Yeah, thanks, Mikey, okay.

- Got your back bro.

- Where we at gang?

- I got Ms folder and it was full of-

- [Salwa] Bull frogs?

- You serious? - Tiff?

- So I got to their lunch boxes and it was loaded with-

(horse neighing)

- Even Viktor's?

- Every one, cut like a unicorn.

- Oh my gosh, so cute.

- Unless you guys got something, we've got nothing.

- Well they knocked a ball all over the room

and it landed in a bin.

- Off six rebounds.

Viktor's shot design is off the charts.

- Six rebounds? For real?

- Yeah, yeah.

I did notice one thing though.

They're both ambidextrous.

- Ambi-who-strous?

- They can use both hands as good as each other.

- This morning, Ivanka caught the ball with her left hand,

but while you were gone, she caught it with her right.

- Skuxx discovery bros.

But you said both of�

Oh, I bet he does his homework really quick.

- [Tiffany] So how's this helping?

- As doubles players, you stick to one side

of the court depending on your dominant hand yeah?

- Mm. - The Volkov's

can play any side, anytime, any hand.

- What?

(upbeat music)

(bell ringing)

- Jerry moment.

- So I know you're about to go into battle,

but I watched this coaching AMA last night

and the gentleman said, "Alone you're weak-"

- [Salwa] Together you're strong.

- Skux advice.

- Okay then, Jerry out.

- Okay, so Mikey, you got power, stay on the baseline.

Tiff, you got speed, so go up front, let's go.

(dramatic music)

- Okay happy handballers.

Time for fun time.

First to three.

Doubles down town.

Follow the rules and love the rules. Cool times?

- We're gonna crush you. - Not if we crush you first, okay.

- We're uncrushable.

- Like an aluminum can full of sugary flavoured bubble water.

(can crushing)

(soda fizzing)

(suspenseful music)

You know how they say actions speak louder than words?

I can see why.

- Begin time!

(whistle blowing)

(suspenseful music)

(whistle blowing)

(crowd cheering)

- Holy-loolie.

We'll get them next point.

(ball zapping)

(whistle blowing)

(dramatic music)

- Time out, time out.

They're playing a low game.

- Yeah, they're dragging sick as.

Drop your senses of gravities.

- Loving the tech talk.

- Biology's my favourite subject.

And oi, hit the ball high.

That'll smash their low game.

- Begin time!

(whistle blowing)

(hand zapping)

(dramatic music)

(whistle blowing)

(dramatic music)

- New Koi rules the quad!

(crowd clapping)

(dramatic music)

(hands clapping)

(dramatic music)

- Are we done yet?

(upbeat music)

- Mikey, we just lost to the new kids on the block.

- It's sweet, gotta hang tough.

- Step-by-step, I guess.

- Yeah, they rule the quad now,

but quads are just bitumen and gravel,

depending on a school.

(sighing) And ruling it?

That's just a title.

But Team Mahaki is blood and flesh.

And bros, bros.

- Duh.

- We need to make a thing that makes things official.

- A pact? - Yeah.

- This is a Jerry moment, dialing.

- I've got a suit fit for my dad's wedding, I should scoot.

- Hit the brakes on that scooter.

- So bro, we're making a pact.

- And what are we pacting?

- That a bro never leaves a bro behind.

- Indeed, what else?

- To win Staties.

- And to shop local.

- And to only eat yellow snakes

because yellow are the best.

- Tiff?

- Pact seems pretty packed okay. - Wait, wait, wait.

And to all going to the same high school next year.

No seriously, my cousin Hani

isn't friends with any of his school friends now,

because they all went to different high schools.

Same for my cousin Abdullah, Fatima.

- High school can spell out the end of friendship.

I'll be back in time for that.

I'd be honoured.

- Same as.

- Loving this, I'm in.

Let's do it.

(upbeat music) - I'm getting emotional.

You in Tiff?

- I really can't okay, suit fit and all.

- Suits can wait.

Let's make a super secret skux handshake.

- So in. (upbeat music)

- Team Mahaki super secret skux handshake.

- Does it matter that I'm all the way in WA?

- No bro.

(upbeat music)

- Wait, wait.

A pact is like a super contract, yeah?

We do this, it's like the most unbreakable

ruley-est rule ever.

Okay gang? - [Both] Cool.

(upbeat music)

(all laughing)

(upbeat music)

- [Daddy] All right, last set.

Draw and past that bin boy.

- Yep. - Let's go.

Ah, nice.

(bin thudding)

Nice drawing and passing boy.

Lucky the bin was half full boy, eh?

- Hey, daddy, some Russian twins

who aren't actually Russian arrived at school today.

- Sweet as.

- They rule the quad now.

- Happens to the best of us eh boy.

- It's like they're robots from the future

who are sent to destroy us.

- When I was a boy boy,

there was this game, Triple Dragon.

I used to beat your Uncle Benji every day

at the fish and chip shop.

- Sweet as.

- I was so good, got to a point I stopped trying.

But Benji, he trained, got better,

now his photo's in the fish and chip shop

as Triple Dragon Champ.

- Not sweet as.

- When you're top dog, you gotta work twice as hard

to keep those wolves from taking your throne

back to the future.

- I think Daddy may have mixed up metaphors there, eh.

(upbeat music)

- Hey boy.

Jump in, we're short.

- Sweet as.

- Pretend it's a bin boy.

Good. This time contact.

Good stuff, boy.

(upbeat music)

- Hello.

- Ah, hey Miss.

You look like you've had a makeover by The Fab Five.

- Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Blazey Blapper.

- And I'm Blikey Blahaki, that's a good one, Ms Crapper.

- Oh no, Blikey, I'm Ms Blapper.

Ms Crapper is my twin.

Beat her to the world by 13 seconds.

And she's been playing catch up ever since. (giggling)

Beverly!

- Blazey.

- Excuse my French, but holy blap, that's Ms Crapper...

Sorry Ms, my name's actually Mikey.

- I'm Ms Blapper.

Gardening guru, footy fanatic

and principal at Butterfield College.

- Choice CV.

- I dig your moves out there, Mikey.

Ever dreamed of football?

- Not really.

I just dream about unicorn poo gelato.

- I hear it's delicious.

- It is.

- Butterfield offers a rugby scholarship.

Trials are just around the corner.

It could change your life.

- For real?

- You'd be a strong contender

and a wonderful student at Butterfield.

Applications close soon.

Think about it.

- What are you up to Blazey?

Never you mind Beverly.

(birds chirping)

(upbeat music)

(meat sizzling)

- Auntie should totally go on that cooking show

where they call each other names and cry all the time.

- You cool with mustard Tiff?

- Mustard is totally fine okay.

- Hey, guys.

I got the best news today, Butterfield�

- We're offering Tiff mustard.

- Oh, sorry bro.

- That's all right, bro.

Pact bros don't interrupt other pact bros.

- Guess I'll have the spicy one then.

- Coming right up.

What was your Butterfield news?

- Oh, nothing big or life changing or anything.

Nothing that'll break up a pact bros

or stop us from going to the same high school.

Just uh, Ms Crapper she has a twin, Ms Blapper.

Yeah, that's it, nothing else.

- Whoa, whoa. One Crapper's enough in the world, bro.

- Nah, she's sweet as.

And she's a fan of unicorn poo.

- Snags up.

Dig in.

- [Mikey] Thanks Auntie.

(crockery rattling) - [Salwa] Oi P, check it.

(crockery rattling)

- Wow, for me?

- [Salwa] Duh, open it.

(crockery rattling)

Got one for me too.

- Yeah, yeah, loving this.

- Yeah, you guys look like fully sick rappers.

- I got something for the other noob.

Oi Tiff!

I made you a dessert.

I named it after you, Tiff Lava.

It's basically like normal baklava,

but it's spicy, like you.

- Um, weird, okay.

- Nah, friends do this stuff.

This pact thing is sweet.

Sticking together forever,

basically like one big gooey baklava.

- To Tiff-Lava!

- Tiff, are you gonna join us?

- (sighing) I can't do this okay.

I don't fit in this team.

- What? You totally fit.

- Yeah, like a good pair of undies bro.

- Gross, no okay.

I just don't fit.

- Is this because of the Tiff-lava? - No.

- The snags? - No.

- Because we lost?

- Geez! No, okay, I'm just out.

- But we're friends.

- We're not, I don't do friends.

I'm out of handball, out of Team Mahaki, out of Staties,

out of this stupid sausage club!

No offense, Auntie.

- None taken, none taken.

(plastic rustling) (slow music)

(dessert thudding)

(gentle music)

- That's your doubles partner, eh?

(gentle music)

(auntie sighing)

(upbeat music)

? High hopes ?

(upbeat music)

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