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? A new day dawns in the wild wild west ?

? When a school will discover Who will be the best ?

? And you know when the going gets tough ?

? Mikey's gonna dig down And use the right stuff ?

? 'Cause if you wanna play handball ?

? Then you gotta give it your all ?

? Come on ?

? 'Cause if you wanna play handball ?

? You gotta think big, not small ?

? If you wanna play handball ?

? Then you gotta play hardball ?

[door creaks]

[eerie music]

Where is everyone?

[eerie music]

Hello?

Anyone there?

Hello?

[eerie music]

Tiff?

[snarls]

You look tired. Have a bad sleep?

Eight hours is important.

So either you're tired or you're a zombie.

[snarls]

Okay, zombie it is. Time to run.

[suspenseful music]

Holy-loolee.

[suspenseful music]

Sorry in advance.

Hey Mikey, what the heck. Put the ball down, okay?

Take these.

Thanks.

No worries, eh.

Get a good night sleep?

Yeah, why?

No reason.

So, not feeling funny or anything?

Like, hungry for brains?

What? You're weird.

I have an overactive imagination.

So why'd you choose me to come help?

I didn't, Mz did okay.

- Okay. - What?

Nothing.

What's the code again?

Ah, zero zero zero zero.

Tricky.

Open up.

It's locked. Use the code.

[intercom buzzes]

Kevin, Kevin from IT.

As you all know, the school is trialing some new digital locks.

And be may or may not be experiencing a glitch.

Which may or may not be caused by a virus.

Which may or may not be making all the doors and windows lock, permanently.

But remain calm, I will sort this out. Probably.

I think that's code for Kevin's made a big boo-boo.

Get the Crapper.

She's not here, she went to her office.

Okay.

Hold the fort, we'll be back.

This is pretty bad, okay?

Tell me about it.

I mean, what if we never get out of here? What if we get locked in here forever?

It'll be sweet as.

But it might not be!

I mean crazy things happen every day okay.

- True, but. - I saw something on the news

about these kids being chased by a creepy clown.

Actually, maybe it was a book, or a movie. I dunno. Either way it was scary

and I don't want to be locked in school okay!

Tiff, look at me.

The only way we're going to get through this is if we stay calm.

Good point, soz let's stay calm.

Deep breaths.

I have coding club this afternoon.

I've got theatre class.

My dad's taking me to ballet.

- What? I like dancing. - I love dancing too.

It makes me so happy.

- I don't do ballet though. I do jazz. - Great.

Listen, Kevin's a mega-nerd.

We'll be fine.

He can fix this, right?

In theory yes.

But he was gaming with some intense people last night.

- If that's where the virus came from. - What?

We could be here a while.

[intense music]

Mz you in here?

Hey, Mikey, I just wanted to say.

What is it?

Um, you hear that?

- [door rattles] - [Ms Crapper] Hello, anybody there?

Help.

Hello?

Mz Crapper, is that you?

Oh Tiffany, thank goodness.

Open the door.

Sorry, Mz it's locked.

Peanuts.

Listen, find Kevin.

He's got the master key.

Take it to my office and use it on the override box.

It'll reset the locks and unlock the doors.

Sweet. Okay.

Master key. Office.

Override box. Got it.

Children, you must move quickly.

I hate being locked in a room.

It reminds me of hide and seek with my cousins as young girl.

Anyway, get onto it or there'll be many unhappy parents. Understand?

Yes, Mz. On it.

Just thought of something.

Mz Crahper is in the Crahper.

It's all right. It's all right.

Okay, on three, two, one.

[All] Help!

That's it, I'm smashing a window.

- You can't. - I can.

Actually, you can't.

All right, let's pro and con it.

Smashing a window. Pro, we escape.

- Cons? - Um there are like a thousand.

Broken glass. We could get hurt.

We could totally fall too.

Gentle reminder, we are on the second floor so.

More ideas?

Pull the door off its hinges and run to freedom.

[dramatic music]

? When your door doesn't move And you're losing your groove ?

? Don't let the situation Turn to frustration ?

? Be a Dalmatian ?

? Be a happy little dog ruff ruff ?

? Meo w ?

Meow.

What was that?

Just a song.

Okay.

Yeah, that's all I got.

[whistles]

Been there before?

Heaps. He's Jerry's big bro.

- Oh, that's big brother? - Yeah.

What did you want to say before?

Yeah, right.

I um, you know at the beach the other day?

Yeah?

I followed you guys and saw you play Z-pop.

Sweet. Yeah, I lost pretty bad.

- Totally, she creamed you. - Thanks.

But you actually played okay, okay.

Was that you being nice?

Maybe, I don't know, whatever.

- We should probably. - Totally.

All right, Classroom Olympics.

First up, ball throw.

Can you keep it own?

We're doing a spelling bee over here.

Lame. Okay Lilly, you first.

Throw the ball at the wall the fastest.

I'm not sure this is safe.

You don't even have a ball speed radar.

Mind your own business, this game's awesome.

Nah, lets do papier-m�ch�.

I'm making an elephant 'cause their trunks are so funny.

Everyone make your own animal.

- Nah, we're doing wall-ball. - Quiet, we're doing a spelling bee.

- Wall-ball. - Spelling bee!

- Wall-ball! - Spelling bee!

[buzzer]

Speak.

Ah, Mz Crapper sent us.

- [Kevin] Us? - Hi.

Ah, Tiffany Steele-Stone.

- How'd you know? - I know everything.

You're locked in too?

Wonderful powers of observation. It's good there's two of you.

I need a little help.

Sweet.

[Kevin] One of you hold the intercom button down and then on my command,

one of you push the white button next to it on the wall and hold it.

I'm good with buttons.

[Kevin] Unbelievable.

What are you doing in there?

I have to beat this kid in a battle.

If I win by more than 30 points, he'll show me how to fix the virus.

[Tiffany] Where'd it come from?

I may or may not have done a little too much trash talking over comms last night

and maybe that's whythis rather

creative teenager may have hacked our school network and planted a virus.

I mean really, who does that?

Button, now.

Did that fix it?

Not yet.

Cool, well, Ms asked for the master key

so we can all, you know, go home.

Cool your jets. I need a little more help.

Now swap places, without releasing the buttons.

Wow, intense.

Okay, done.

Good work team.

Thanks. So, the master key?

- Want it? - Yeah.

- I don't have it. - Who does?

Mr Butte. Find Mr Butte and you'll find the key.

Oh wait, he's off sick.

Find Mr Butte's store room and you'll find the key.

Oh, now final task. I need one of you to stand on one leg

and pretend like you're playing bass in a boy band.

[bass guitar music]

This isn't helping at all, is it?

No, not at all. I just wanted to see if you could do it.

And you did. Lemmings.

- Is he always like this? - Pretty much.

What if Mr Butte's store room's locked?

We find a way to open it.

What if Mr Butte took the master key home?

- He wouldn't. - What if Mr Butte's like a wizard

and the master key opens a door to another dimension

where your name's Miffany and my name's Tikey?

- Mikey. - What if?

Mikey, stop it. Someone once told me

the key to solving a problem is to stay calm.

Skux advice.

Let's do it.

Let's break out of here.

So what if we get in trouble?

No! We must follow the rules.

Without rules there's chaos.

Everybody chill, let's just play handball.

- But you're banned. - No teachers. Lets have a game.

Nah, jail break.

Lets dance. Follow me.

[upbeat music]

Sorry. By the way, great dancing Bao. Those classes are paying off.

Now, I know this is a trying time but Mahaki, Tiffany

and my annoying big brother are on the case.

If we're patient, I know we can get through this.

Jail break, jail break, jail break!

Follow the rules! Follow the rules!

[All] Jail break! Jail break!

[All] Follow the rules! Follow the rules!

[All] Jail break! Jail break!

- Follow the rules! - Jail break!

[Kids] Follow the rules!

- This doors solid wire. - That's dire.

You're a poet and you didn't even know you were rhyming.

Funny.

There's the key.

If only we had a magic shrinking potion.

Follow me, okay?

Okay, take this. And this.

You okay with all that?

Uh yeah.

Okay, this will give us stability and buy us some length.

Didn't know you were a gadget guru.

Dad locked the keys in the house one day.

- Ricky and Martin were inside. - Who?

- My cavoodles. - Hectic.

It was. But I got them out then and we'll get the key out now.

- Mind if I give this an adjustment? - Sure.

Okay Mikey, time to shine.

- Hey, you heard of Howie? - Who?

My secret source of strength.

- Moments like this I call on him. - What is he?

Like your uncle from New Zealand or something?

No, he's the son of Maui

and he's the first ever handball hero.

That is actually really inspiring inspiration.

Yeah Jerry told me about him.

He's the bees knees.

Thanks for the share.

Okay, lets go fishing.

[soft music]

- Oops. - You got this.

- Dang. - Wrong keys.

- Double dang. - Okay, swap.

Wait.

[upbeat music]

Oh, another gadget guru.

Tricky angle.

Tell me about it.

[suspenseful music]

Okay.

[suspenseful music]

Got it! - Sweet.

- Okay, reversing. - Okay.

Okay, as soon as I'm clear, grab it, okay.

Okay.

[suspenseful music]

Choice work.

- Totally choice. - Choice use of choice, eh.

Thanks, eh.

- You mimicking me? - No bro.

Good. We could have some fun with this.

But with great power comes great responsibility.

[elephant trumpets]

[lion roars]

[dog howls]

[intense music]

They have the sacred whiteboard.

If we want it, we must take it.

They may take away our whiteboard.

But they will never take our freedom.

[wolves howl]

- That escalated quickly. - Tell me about it.

Look, my pen's magic. I'm a magic man.

Attack!

[shouts]

Okay, let's find the override box.

This is like that time I was at my uncle's house.

He had this sweet footy card collection that I wasn't allowed to touch.

One day he went to get chips.

So I went into his room, got his footy cards,

and I touched them.

Which wasn't allowed.

Oh, I said that.

Anyway, that's how I feel right now.

- Come on Mikey. - Sorry.

Think Mahaki, think.

[upbeat music]

Why's Daddy in the closet?

[upbeat music]

I'll take that for later.

Technically that's stealing.

Boring.

[upbeat music]

[Mikey] Tiff!

Oh my gosh. Well done us!

[computer beeps]

Talk about an anti-climax.

Do you think it worked?

[doors beep]

[children cheer and applaud]

Sounds like it.

[children cheer and applaud]

[intense music]

Life's forever changed.

What?

I've seen things I can't erase. I'm a different man now Salwa.

Longest 29 minutes ever.

By the way, you're a kid.

[bell rings]

[upbeat music]

Could it be?

SOS.

Send help.

- Weird day, eh? - How?

You know, saving the school.

Stuck with you.

Sharing secrets and stuff.

You know, I actually feel a bit bad.

- [Tiffany] What do you mean? - I thought you were just mean.

I get that sometimes.

But you've been sweet and not mean.

Which is weird. And sweet.

Thanks I guess.

- Hey Mikey. - What?

It's just the mean thing, it's not really me, okay?

Yeah, I just said that eh.

I know, it's just, can we talk talk?

- We are talking. - No, talk talk.

- Talk talk? - Yeah, talk talk.

- How's that different to a talk? - Coz it's a talk talk.

Okay, talk talk away.

So, I used to go to Butterfield Primary.

- Down the road? - Yeah.

The one where the kids have to wear hats with stiff brims?

Yeah. Anyways, great school, but�

There was a girl there, Beatrice Rockford.

- Sounds like she's related to the Queen. - She's not.

She used to tease me.

Beatrice the bully.

Why'd she tease you?

Coz of my Dads.

But your Dads are choice.

But there's two of them.

Double daddies are sweet!

She didn't see it like that okay.

Long story short, I changed schools

and I promised to never let anyone walk over me again.

Ever.

- Oh, that's why you're a bit� - I guess.

Thanks for the talk talk.

Sweet as.

- Later bro. - Back at you bro.

Bro, I just had the most nuts day ever.

Well, if by nuts you mean witnessing

the decline of our civilized world, I can relate.

Sure did, I think.

But maybe mine was a different kind of nuts.

Like yours was pistachio and mine was peanuts.

Define nuts?

See, Tiff and I, we were kind of friends, I think.

Yes, you did seem friendlier than usual

But beware, a leopard never changes its spots.

True, but a caterpillar can also become a butterfly.

Indeed.

But people don't change, they just find new ways to lie.

When did you change your name to Gloomy Glenn?

Jokes aside, remember who your real friends are.

You cool bro?

Nothing two cookies, a milkshake and an afternoon nap won't fix.

- Hey Jerry? - Yeah?

- Can we talk talk? - Talk talk?

Yeah, talk talk.

Okay, let's talk talk Mahaki.

Bro, no matter what happens,

just want you to know that you're my bro.

And you're my bro too, Mahaki.

Was that a talk talk?

Felt good eh?

Indeed.

Kevin from IT here. What a day.

I'd like to thank you all for your patience

and it appears I in fact fixed the problem.

That I may or may not have created. So yay me.

Good night and good luck.

You've all gone home, haven't you?

I'm talking to no-one.

I'm here Kevin!

Kevin, can you hear me?

Kevin!

If there was a zombie apocalypse, where would you hide?

- School. - Me too.

You believe in zombies? - Huh?

- Me either, ghosts? - Huh?

Me either.

Can a leopard change its spots?

- Eh? - Long story.

I'm all ears.

Well, today Tiff and I were stuck at school

while the school was in lockdown.

Story wasn't that long.

True.

Anyway, we even had a talk talk.

She told me she was bullied. Oh wait, I wasn't supposed to tell you.

Secret's safe boy.

So, Tiff is the leopard?

Yeah, but today, she was a unicorn.

Listen boy.

When I was a boy, here was this boy Tohu.

Used to tease me coz I was a little pudgie.

"Hey Pudgie," he'd say.

Not very original.

No, but hurtful.

One day, I lost my temper.

How?

Let's just say I made it clear I didn't like the teasing.

What'd you do?

Doesn't matter what I did, it matters what I learned.

Huh?

Later that year, Tohu and I made a rep team

to go on a rugby tour to Invercargill.

Skux, you win?

Became good friends too.

And something became clear.

He bullied for a reason.

Why?

- He was angry. - Why?

He lost his Mummy.

I miss Mummy.

Me too boy.

Me too.

[somber music]

Always look for the good, boy.

Always look for the good.

[upbeat music]

What kind of fool puts electronic locks throughout the whole school?

Oh that's right, me.

? Hardball ?

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