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? A new day dawns in the wild wild west ?

? When a school will discover Who will be the best ?

? And you know when the going gets tough ?

? Mikey's gonna dig down And use the right stuff ?

? 'Cause if you wanna play handball ?

? Then you gotta give it your all ?

? Come on ?

? 'Cause if you wanna play handball ?

? You gotta think big, not small ?

? If you wanna play handball ?

? Then you gotta play hardball ?

[suspenseful music]

- [Jerry] Mahaki. - [Salwa] Mikey.

- [Jerry] Mahaki. - [Salwa] Mikey.

- Huh. - You daydreaming again?

Yeah. I have an overactive imagination.

Indeed you do Mahaki.

What was the question again?

Have you made up your mind yet?

About what?

Being Salwa's back up for SasiWestHat.

Oh, no, not sure ey.

I can still be in it.

I just got to win the Battle of Block Street.

Yes, but you can't train at school.

Your chances of being in the top three are decreasing dramatically.

Salwa could get in the top three with her eyes closed.

Thanks.

And her hands tied behind her back.

Thanks.

[Mikey] And hopping on one leg.

I get it, but, Mahaki, you're wild stallion.

Bro, it's choice that you think that I'm all that

and a bag of chips and a horse.

But I'm not even the chips and defs not horse.

[bell ringing]

More importantly, we're gonna be late.

[upbeat music]

? Bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee ?

Check check, it's a mic check.

I can't hear anything.

It should be working.

Have you tried the blue cable?

Can it, Mustafy.

It's Mustafa. I know.

You got zero culture.

Okay, that's offensive. I have two dads

and we sponsor African, Armenian and Afghani kids.

It's Afghan.

Afgani's their currency.

Really?

I actually didn't know that.

Well, I did.

I was just testing you and you win.

So, congrats.

Miss Crapper, we can't get the sound working.

Sorry.

[upbeat music]

All right, Block Street everybody.

Hush hush, please. Little bit of hush hush.

The game of rugby league can teach us many things

about the game of life.

Today, you'll be absorbing pearls of wisdom

from four inspirational, gifted, athletic,

masculine and muscular modern day gladiators.

[heroic music]

Love the tune.

Thanks Mrs. Crapper.

- It's Crah-per. - It's Crah-per, is it. My fault.

Okay, good day kids, how you going?

The name's Connor McCann and I'm the captain of the Bullfrogs.

I like pepperoni pizza, pushups

and pushing myself to the limit.

Yes, round of applause for that.

[clapping]

Today, I'm here to introduce to you some very very important people.

First up, we have Brandon Graham.

[heroic music]

He is our winger.

He's our goal kicker and he's also our church group leader.

This next man is probably the most inspirational man you'll meet all day.

His name is Jack.

[heroic music]

Are we gonna do that every time?

We're, ah, doing the, that's good, no, it's good.

We're gonna, this is Jack.

Before league, he was in jail.

He was in gangs and he was living on the mean streets.

Relax, kids. Gangs are lame.

Now, I play checkers in my spare time.

[clapping] [laughing]

Okay, finally, our newest recruit.

He's solid, he's not flashy.

It's Daddy O!

[heroic music]

Look forward to hitting the tackle bags later.

Shout out to my boy, Mikey. He just started school here.

- [Mikey] Hey daddy. - Hey, boy.

Didn't know you were coming to school today.

I just found out about 30 minutes ago.

Oh, sweet as.

Cherry pie.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Your dad's a weapon. He's pretty good.

Okay, now what we're gonna do is the Bullfrog's war-cry.

Who knows it? Hands up.

For those of you who don't, there's one down here.

It's up on the screen. There it is.

What do we start with?

We start with�

[Group] Yakalaka!

Yakalaka, yakalaka, Frog-la-la.

Shoomalaka-shoomalaka, Frog-ba-ba.

Bullfrog, Bullfrog, Shoomalaka-ya!

Bullfrog, Bullfrog, Yakalaka-ha!

Ribbet.

- Yes, that's it. - [clapping]

Well done kids, well done.

- Over to you Mrs Crapper, Crah-per. - All right, all right.

Form an orderly queue up the back for the ball signing.

[children screaming]

[bell ringing]

[acoustic music]

Selwa, sausage?

I'm vego.

They have tofu.

I'd rather eat meat.

[funky music]

- I'll do the saucing. - Ah, it's all good.

No, no, happy to help.

Speaking of meat, grab me a sausage.

Barbecue, tomato, mustard, please.

Urgh. Where are you going?

Research.

- Hey, boy. - Daddy.

This is Connor McCann.

G'day mate.

Pleasure, Mr McCann.

Strong shake, whoa!

Hello Michael.

Ah, hi Miss Crahper.

What can I get you?

Two for me please, with onions and tomato sauce.

Got tasty cheese?

- Only cheddar. - Dang!

And one for Jerry.

Tomato sauce, barbecue and mustard.

Coming right up.

You didn't tell me your father played for the Bullfrogs, Michael.

Never came up, I guess.

[acoustic music]

You're out.

Salwa, wanna play?

Oh, that's right, you can't.

What'd you say?

You heard.

Just because you can't play,

don't ruin the fun for everyone else.

Like you did for me?

No idea what you're talking about okay.

You're gonna pay!

When I pay is the day you play,

which is never!

[bottle spluttering]

You're covered in sauce eh Miss.

[thunder rumbling]

My office.

Now!

[upbeat music]

[menacing music]

Can you hear anything?

I believe she's pacing with menace.

PASS, pass.

In life, we must pass tests, pass go, pass time,

pass gas.

But now the time has come for me to pass judgment.

I thought it was enough to ban you from playing handball at school.

Clearly, I was wrong.

Salwa Zara, from this moment,

not only are you forbidden from playing handball at school,

but I forbid you to enter Sasi-West-Hat.

[menacing music] But, Miss, you can't.

I just did.

- We were just-- - Leaving.

Yes.

[country music]

I feel for you, eh, Salwa.

Me too.

Mahaki, the tournament needs you now more than ever.

Stuff the tournament.

First, Tiffany hacks me, now this.

Crap, I think she's good.

But she's a [speaks in foreign language]

What's that?

- Baklava. - Is that bad?

I'd say so.

We need proof.

We get that, I'm back in.

[funky music]

Ah!

Let's try and hit the target this time, ey.

You're up.

I have tennis elbow, okay.

You.

Need a hand, bro?

I got this, Mahaki.

Ah!

[dramatic music]

No excuses. I like that.

Thank you, Mahaki Senior.

[Mikey] Great one, bro. You just smashed it, bro.

And, boy, it felt good.

[dramatic music]

Nice hit. Not.

[laughing]

Why don't you hold the bag for me?

Oh, I'm so scared.

Not.

You just double dipped on not.

- Did not. - Did too.

You nervous about something?

Um, no.

Not feeling guilty?

No, okay. Why would I?

Because you made it look like I sent the video.

Why would I do that?

Yeah, why would she do that?

Because she knows I will beat her.

You are quite the player.

Lance!

Cute theory, but you're the one in trouble so if anyone's guilty, it's you.

[dramatic music]

There's so much tension in the air right now.

It's like they're two superheroes laser-beaming each other

with their laser beam eyes. Check it out.

[dramatic music]

See! Laser beam eyes.

- [Daddy O] All right, gather up.

Good sesh.

Obviously, I felt like giving up.

Injuries, suspensions, but when it's tough,

I think of my family, my culture.

- Who do I call on, boy? - Maui.

That's right, Maui says "Kia Kaha".

That means be strong.

So, get stuck in, keep on going.

That was so inspirational Mr. Mahaki.

I love Maui. And that film with the girl and the water

and the songs, literally my favorite, okay.

Okay.

All right, bring it in.

Team on three, ey. One two three.

[Group] Team!

[funky music]

[beeping]

[Kevin] Speak.

- It's me. - Ugh.

Please, Kevin.

[Kevin] Ugh!

- Pretty please. - [Kevin] Ugh!

Pretty please with a bionic cherry on top.

[Kevin] Ugh! [bell buzzing]

[funky music]

My, my, my. Who's the girl?

This is our friend, Salwa.

Ah!

Salwa Zara.

Infamous phone fugitive, age 10, loves handball,

mixed martial arts and the color pink.

I don't like pink.

Pink's lame, I hate pink.

Mm, me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

Recently banned from Sasi-West-Hat.

SasiWest what?

The big handball tournament dummy.

I actually knew that.

I was just asking in case any of you had forgotten what it was.

I'm always thinking of others.

That's one of my best qualities.

That and my cheeky smile.

[punchy music]

- Have you traced a post yet? - Is the Earth flat?

- No. - Then, there's your answer, brainiac.

You said you would.

I did.

But then these bad boys arrived today.

And I got distracted.

So, can you prove Tiffany sent the video of Crapper dancing?

Is the Earth round?

Duh! I thought you were smart.

[buzzing]

Give me a minute.

- Well? - Oh, sorry.

I just texted my mum. What was the question?

When can you prove Tiffany hacked me?

Tomorrow.

Now fly away little children.

Back to school.

Fly, fly, fly.

[acoustic music]

You're late.

I'm very sorry, Miss.

My legs were sore.

But Mikey and Salwa kindly helped.

Well, I�

Take a book and read.

Thank you Miss.

[acoustic music]

Are your legs really sore?

No, but I had to argue with Cerebral Palsy.

You are bad.

Not as bad as you would be in the tournament, Mahaki.

And by bad, I mean good.

Salwa.

Let's give her some space.

Sweet!

I wanted to check put Roman history.

Ah, yes.

The history of the Colosseum is particularly fascinating.

Shh!

[dramatic music]

- Mahaki. - Yeah.

[Jerry] Meet me in the quiet room in five.

Sure.

[tranquil music]

Heaps tranquil.

What did you wanna say before?

Remember Mahaki Senior's talk about Maui?

Yeah, Maui's awesome.

Indeed.

I made a very fascinating discovery today.

Maui had a son.

For real?

It's on the internet.

Then it must be true.

Ah, good!

So, Maui's son was called Howie.

And he was a handball hero.

No way!

Yes way!

Shut your eyes, Mikey.

And awaken yourself to the legend of Howie.

[triangle pinging]

Yakalaka, yakalaka, yakalaka.

Welcome to the land of Howie.

[traditional music]

So, Howie was the son of Maui.

Hey Maui.

Hey Howie.

[Jerry] Now, Maui was sick of the days being short,

so, he called the sun and asked it to slow down.

Oh Sun, could you slow down

so our days could be longer?

[sighing] I'm hot.

Sure.

[Jerry] With longer days, Howie said.

There's so much daylight.

Wish there was a skux game I could play.

Catch a star and turn it into a ball.

It's skux as.

Just don't catch that one

'cause we need our daytime.

[Jerry] Howie waited till night. And he caught the star with Maui's hook.

Howie said to the star.

Hey, star, can you be a ball?

[Star] Fine.

[Jerry] The star shrank itself into the size of a handball then morning came.

Howie was ready to play handball, but�

I don't bounce. You need rubber.

Quite right.

So, Howie took the canoe to Rubber Island.

[calm music]

This is stupid.

No, this is theater.

[Jerry] So, Howie hooked some rubber and wrapped it around his star.

[Star] I'm bouncing.

[Jerry] And that was the first ever handball.

Howie's dad, Maui was super proud.

I'm super proud.

[Jerry] And Howie went on to win the very first ever handball tournament.

And that's how he became

Howie, the handball hero.

[triangle pinging]

You see Mahaki.

Handball's in your blood.

But I got zero skill.

But with training, I know you'll have a real shot.

This Howie legend, it's real right?

I believe it, Mahaki.

[upbeat music]

What you reading there?

The history of the samurai.

Yeah, Jerry's big bro will come through.

If he doesn't, I don't play.

It's just a game.

You can't just do bad stuff and get away with it.

If I miss the tournament 'cause Tiffany's a liar,

then it's not fair.

And stuff should be fair, you know, honorable.

- Was that in your samurai book? - Yeah.

- Well, in my book, I learned that the Colosseum

was made of stone and cement.

Duh!

Okay, not as relevant as your point now.

[funky music]

I was all shook up but in the end, it wasn't Elvis.

It was just Rocco from the servo.

Would have been sweet if it was Elvis, but then it would have been Zombie Elvis.

'Cause he's dead.

[laughing]

All right, I got the family pack

with chicken and [speaks Arabic] thum?

Garlic. Ah, me.

Family pack with calamari and [speaks Arabic] thum?

Me too.

And a family pack with a falafel

and [speaks Arabic] thum?

That's me again.

Training hard, man.

Extra hard, gotta make the team.

And a couple of wraps, [speaks Arabic] Thum?

No worries, and thanks for coming around to Chicken Billy's.

Don't be silly.

It's a motto that we have here.

So, enjoy your food, thank you.

[Mikey] Thanks, bro.

How was your day, boy?

Choice.

I'm thinking about doing the handball tournament.

Yeah, but I'm not sure.

But Jerry told me about Howie the handball hero.

What?

Howie, son of Maui.

What did he say?

You know the legend?

Caught some stars, hook some rubber,

created the first ever handball. It would be sweet to be like him.

Ah, boy, um

This tournament, gonna get you active?

- Yeah. - [Auntie] Playing with your friends?

[Mikey] Sure.

Maybe some competitive spirit?

Yeah, plus if the bullies get away with cybercrimes,

I'll make sure stuff is fair.

Samurai style.

If Howie helps you play, then Howie's here to stay.

Right, Auntie?

[upbeat music]

[keyboard clanking]

[siren ringing]

[siren and explosion]

Holy blowfish!

[upbeat music]

What did the apple say to the cat?

Nothing.

Apples don't talk.

[upbeat music] ? Hardball ?

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