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Do you mind turning off your engine for me, please?

Is anything wrong?

No, just turn it off and we can talk a little bit better.

Is your bus?

Yeah. What is the problem?

What is the problem?

Well, I'll be honest with you. There's been reports that this big purple bus is

actually a big purple...

Knocking shop.

Excuse me?

Yeah, it's a big purple mobile knocking shop.

This is what the word is.

Are you the owner of this bus?

I think that's just some rumours.

Just some rumours, yeah?

Do you want to answer my question? Are you the owner of this bus?

Yes. Yeah?

You can ask me anything you want. Anything? Is it just you and the bus?

Yes, I just parked in some place. Where have you been?

Just driving around.

Any toys? Have you been taking any groups out?

Or have you just been parking in lay-bys next to the kebab vans? Getting punters

in and out. Have you even permission to ask me all those questions?

This bus is a proper bus.

Is it a proper bus?

And I can...

I can show you that this bus is not what you're really thinking is. You want to

give me a little bus toy, yeah?

Yeah, sure.

As you wish.

I'm going to take my camera. I just don't record these in case I find

anything that might be used against you.

You didn't tell me what your name is. I wonder if you've got any ID on you.

What is your name?

Of course I've got an ID.

Do you really need my ID?

Well, maybe. My name is Brittany.

Maybe, I don't know. It depends how the tour goes.

Show me around the bus then.

Well,

then this is the entry to this bus.

There's a nice cooker sink.

Lovely area.

That's cozy, isn't it?

Yeah, if it's getting really chilly, you know, just a couple of...

They had a bit of wood and... So, how about then you take me upstairs and show

me where all the action goes on?

All the action? Yeah.

Show me that.

Anyway, there is a bathroom if any, in the other house as well. We have a

bathroom there too.

Yeah,

yeah, come upstairs, I'll show you.

This is going to be the interesting bit.

Upstairs, I'd say.

Yeah, we've got some interesting things in here.

Oh, cosy.

It's been cosy, isn't it, eh?

Yeah, you're looking well, officer.

Thanks.

I forgot your name. Officer what? I'm Sergeant Montgomery.

Ah, Sergeant Montgomery. This is the first call.

Just taking them down to the laundry, up them sheets.

Needed a bit of a wash, did they?

Well, of course, I have to look after the boat. Yeah, of course. Yeah.

You can't have dirty seats.

What's this? Cameras?

No,

that's just a funny light.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just gives you a nice spotlight in the evening time. Show

me this way.

And here we go. This is the master bedroom.

So this is where all the action goes on.

Officer. Or Sir John Montgomery.

I don't know where you're going with this.

Um... Action.

No.

Really, I don't know what you're really talking about, but, um... Well, um...

I've seen this thing parked up, and I've seen it rocking, and, you know, I was...

I was really interested to know, you know, whether you got some more, uh,

some more pussy on there, or if that's you getting fucked all the time.

Come on, come clean with me. I'm just, you know, speak to me like I'm really

interested to know.

Are you really interested to know?

Mm-hmm.

That's something that's so interesting to me. I've never had a surgeon in a

year. I'm getting really turned on to know, and I've just noticed, actually,

if you don't mind me pointing out, that I can see your nipples, too.

I'm not wearing rabbit, I'm just too hot.

Like I said, I actually know what you get up to.

and um you know so i think that uh this is a couple of ways we can do this you

know you know yeah yeah i mean do you have anything in mind that you could

suggest well if it's not while you're here um you're really wondering what's

going on in this you've got a did you say a naughty boss or

yeah i heard it was uh something like that

Well, then I like to taste this while it's here.

You fucking dirty bitch You fucking

dirty bunny

Your ass tastes fucking delicious.

Tell me what else lies under this bus.

What do you think?

You use fucking exception and you fucking use bloodless.

Come and sit yourself on this dick, yeah?

That's it, only time you had a way for me.

Only time you had a way for me, yeah?

Sit yourself, you've been pulling pants off with me, babe, yeah?

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Sit that back of your fucking arsehole.

Oh, sit that, lay yourself back here.

Sit that, lay yourself back there. Fucking bounce up on that other one

dick, man.

Shagging in the bus, yeah.

Dirty fucker.

Me, lots of fucking dogs.

Lots, lots.

I didn't fucking load.

Didn't I?

I just didn't fucking load.

You need to lean yourself forward a bit so you can get some more air in.

this is the license for drive

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my fucking bottom size.

Are you getting too excited?

Oh, you fucking slut.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, that's it.

Oh, that's getting on in there.

Oh, you dirty bitch.

Your ass has been fucked loads on this bus, hasn't it, hey? Yeah, I know it.

Fucking loads of ass fucking on this bus, yeah.

Dirty bitch. Oh, dear, I'm not so good as you are, yeah.

Turn yourself over, baby.

Fucking fuck that arsehole some more.

Fuck that arsehole some more. Yeah. Yeah.

Put that pussy down there for me.

Oh,

yeah.

Fucking arsehole again.

Oh that's good, keep doing that.

Post-test for the most test.

I'm going to swallow it.

It's fucking all gone.

That's just priceless.

Priceless.

Brittany, if I see this bus parked in the lay-by when I stop for my

cheeseburger, I'm going to come back.

Come for a session, yeah?

Please, don't say anyone.

No, your secret's safe with me, buddy.

Thank you.

Bye-bye. Bye.