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There was a legendary assassin.

His name was...

Taro Sakamoto.

He was a member of the JAA,

the Japanese Association of Assassins.

In other words, he was a professional hit man.

-It's Sakamoto! -Kill him!

He was feared by all the bad guys,

and revered by all the hit men.

But one day...

Welcome!

...he fell in love.

Then he retired.

got married,

had a baby...

Isn't she adorable?

So cute.

Hana, I'm your dad.

She's so cute.

And then

Sakamoto got...

fat.

Should I go on a diet?

Saying that again?

With no target

The burning flames sparking

Pulsing so loud it takes my breath away

So silent and smooth Searching for love

In this cruel pitch-black dark affray

Feeling like I'm drowning

In this crazy bad luck of mine Still, I got this uplifting rule

I don't wanna lose

Those who can't fight

Will never strengthen their might

Backdraft love

I know, I know, I know If I open the door to love

I see myself reviving Revolution (Wow!)

Like an illusion

Got no time to blink

We gotta target on!

Invisible the final shot I pulled A sweet, sweet show

We gotta target on

I see it all in slow motion I make my move in no motion bang!

We gotta target on

So long as you can Laugh and cry

Bang!

HALF OFF

BOSS

Hello?

Shin. We finally located him.

Okay.

Yes.

Got it.

SAKAMOTO'S

Come on, Boss. Snacking again?

Hey, stop playing with our store's products.

Oh, shoot.

Sorry!

Shoot.

You freaking brat, look what you did to my white pants.

Oh, no. What should we do, honey?

You're gonna pay for that!

Who...

Who are you? Let go.

What a disgusting pig.

Thank you, Mister.

That's why I told you to stop playing.

I'm sorry.

You still got it, Mr. Sakamoto.

Using a pen to stab his carotid artery through the jaw.

I saw it.

Long time no see, Mr. Sakamoto.

I'm Shin, the clairvoyant.

Stabbing the carotid artery?

Don't kill me! It's scary, even if it's all in your head.

It's me, Shin. I used to work for you.

Kill?

So it was true.

I heard you quit being a hit man and opened up your own store.

Come back and be a hitman again, Mr. Sakamoto.

You're too good for this place.

I won't go back.

You were once a legendary hit man

that all the bad guys feared.

Why won't you come back?

I can't tell you why.

Don't say you can't tell me why.

Can you stop responding to me in your mind

just because I can read it and you find it annoying to talk?

You were so fit back then.

Now you're just fat.

Even now! You tried to kill me again!

If only you could move that fast in real life too.

But now you're... all round.

That was good.

Wait.

You already ate it all?

Hey, can you hear me out?

It's time to restock the store.

Forget about restocking the store. Listen to what I have to say.

Mr. Sakamoto.

Did you convince him?

Well, no...

Then, you took him out?

Boss, do I really have to kill him?

Anybody who leaves the organization is slaughtered. That's the rule.

Mr. Sakamoto's really fat now.

Honestly, he's not even a threat.

If you don't off him,

there are plenty of others who will.

I'm going to pick Hana up from day care.

Keep whining and I'll butcher you too!

The Mr. Sakamoto I knew is gone.

Someone else will take him out if I don't.

Then it's better if...

I do it.

-What can I get you? -Two packs of Garlporo Light.

Okay.

That's the exact amount.

I can't hear his thoughts.

He erased them. Amazing.

He got fat, but he's still strong.

Kill me.

I'd be happy to die if it was by your hands.

I won't kill you.

That's the Sakamoto family rule. No killing.

No killing?

You killed someone again?

How can you do something so horrible?

I have to work to buy you a present.

I don't need any. Not when they're bought with dirty money.

Forget it.

If you're not going to change,

then we can't be together.

Bye-bye.

I thought I was dead.

See?

Weren't you sad when you thought I was about to die?

Just how like you wanted to save me,

everyone, no matter who, is precious to someone.

So promise me

that you'll stop killing people.

I understand why you won't be a hit man again.

You have a place to return to.

So you can see a long scene like that with your clairvoyance.

Yeah.

He's still strong, even when he's fat.

No killing?

That's so freaking cool!

Man, I really want to work with him again.

You must have a place to return to too.

Well, I...

Mr. Sakamoto, I apologize for everything.

I won't cause you any more trouble.

What the hell is wrong with him? Messing up the store like this.

Shin. You're so pathetic.

Looks like you couldn't take out Sakamoto.

Boss.

Can't you let Mr. Sakamoto go?

Why are you trying to save him?

He has...

a place to go back to now.

Compared to that,

I've got nothing.

So...

I'll die instead.

Please let Mr. Sakamoto go.

Fine.

Got no other choice.

I won't go after Sakamoto if you die.

What a fucking joke. As if I'll let him go, you idiot.

Just die already. I'll kill Sakamoto myself.

I heard everything.

Well, not like I was expecting anything different.

You read my...

Kill him.

-You guys go after him too. -Yes, sir!

Stop!

Quit running!

Kill him!

What an idiot. Let's surround him here.

He's definitely on this floor.

-He went down. -There's no exit down there!

He should be around the corner.

- We'll surround him. - No word from downstairs.

We got him. He's close.

He's a clairvoyant.

He'll read your mind if you get too close.

Where'd he go?

Damn it.

You bastard!

Mr. Sakamoto...

You lost weight?

'Cause I ran here.

You lose weight when you run?

Yeah.

Happens when I burn calories.

Sakamoto!

So you came to us on your own?

How nice of you.

Kill him!

Don't face him one-on-one! Attack all at once!

So this is the legendary assassin,

Taro Sakamoto.

Sakamoto.

The sins for breaking our rules are heavy.

It was just you being targeted,

but then you went and made yourself a family.

Stop killing people.

What now?

You ain't pulling the trigger?

You've gone soft.

You damned legendary hit man!

Mr. Sakamoto, I...

Die, Sakamoto!

Who was that?

Probably Heisuke.

He's a regular at our store and an expert sniper.

He's always helping me.

I don't know why.

We're going back, Shin.

Back where?

Sakamoto,

I'm going to be the one who kills you.

I'm not handing you over to anyone else, no matter what.

Right, Piisuke?

Piisuke! Piisuke!

Is this enough rice?

Oh, yes.

-And this is yours. -Thanks.

Daddy, you've lost weight.

He'll get fat again.

Should I go on a diet?

There he goes again.

Wow, today's dinner looks great too.

Ready?

-Thanks for the meal. -Thanks for the meal.

Hey, didn't you say you're going on a diet?

What?

Is this poisoned?

But I've conditioned my body like crazy to resist poison.

What are you doing? Just eat it.

It's delicious...

and warm.

You said the same thing back then, honey.

I get it now.

Mr. Sakamoto quit being a hit man

to protect this kind of ordinary life.

Mr. Sakamoto,

you really are freaking cool.

Sure.

-Yay. -It'll make it taste different.

Okay.

You're hurt.

Does it hurt?

I'll put one here too.

These bandages are really cute.

It's Sugar. She's a fat and strong bunny.

It's tomorrow.

What will happen tomorrow?

Shin, you're coming too.

It's an important mission.

We will procure Hana's school bag.

His weight already bounced back.

"Sugar School Bag. Only 20 available."

But isn't it just a school bag?

BACK-TO-SCHOOL FAIR

Everyone!

We have a limited number of Sugar School Bags!

Please refrain from pushing one another!

We will be opening shortly!

Please wait for your turn and follow our staff's instructions!

This is...

I'll definitely get one.

For Hana.

When I start elementary school,

I want a Sugar School Bag!

But there's only a limited number of them, right?

-But I want it. -Be careful. You're getting wet.

-I want the Sugar School Bag. -It'll be hard to get one.

Sugar School Bag. Limited supply.

We have to get one.

Yeah.

Okay.

You're taking this more seriously than when you kill.

Thank you for waiting!

This is the final drop of this season.

There are only 20 Sugar School Bags.

Limit one bag per person.

We'll close up once we've sold out.

We are now...

open!

Don't push! Please don't push!

Aren't we supposed to line up?

Move!

You're in my way!

- Get the hell out of my way! - Back off!

- You old hag! - It's mine!

This damn hag!

I'll kill you!

Where's Sakamoto? I'll kill him for sure.

His guard is down. Now's our chance!

They're assassins. Why are they here?

Mr. Sakamoto!

Mr. Sakamoto! Are you okay?

Shin, over here.

I got it.

Did anyone attack you?

What do you mean?

Well, I completed the mission with your help.

Thanks, Shin, it's all because of you.

But everyone sure loves their children.

What's wrong?

Aren't you talking a lot more than usual?

Really?

Are you saying fatties should just shut up and eat?

I didn't say that...

Even fatties talk, you know.

I'm a human with blood coursing through my veins.

I'll kill you if you insult me.

I didn't say that though.

Two Mr. Sakamotos?

Holey moley. Is he a doppelgänger?

They're fast.

Shin.

What do you want,

Nagumo.

Nagumo?

I'm just messing with you.

A disguise?

The quality's incredible.

So you can still move, Sakamoto. I feel relieved.

Why are you here?

I heard you got fat,

so I thought you'd be slow and all.

I asked you why you're here.

You know,

there's a bounty on your head.

A bounty of one billion.

One billion?

Officially certified by the Assassin Society.

I heard it'll be announced on the bounty site tomorrow.

Rumors about it are already spreading among the hit men who are in the know.

Yeah.

I cleaned up two of them earlier.

You knew they were here, Mr. Sakamoto?

Don't tell me...

you plan to survive without killing anyone?

Are you sure you can do that?

Against me and other assassins?

I'm joking. The Order won't get involved. Don't worry.

The Order?

I miss the days we worked together.

Who's going to benefit if I die now?

Who knows?

I'm glad I got to see you before you die, Sakamoto.

We have to keep your family out of it, right?

Mr. Sakamoto, I'll help you.

No killing, Shin. Can you still do it?

It's the Sakamoto family rule.

Don't let my family know.

Aoi will get mad if she thinks I went back to being a hit man.

Okay.

I'll kill you if they find out.

What happened to no killing?

Good morning.

Oh, it's you.

He's the new part-timer.

Can you even do the job?

Dunno. Being a hit man is the only job I've ever had.

I had a hard time cleaning up your mess yesterday.

My bad.

You, you asshole

It's "I'm sorry."

Listen, newbie. You learn the job by watching.

What's up with her?

Here you go, ma'am. Low sodium, right?

Oh, my.

How did you know? Thank you.

-Just that? -Yes.

Mr. Sakamoto.

Your pizza is here.

Pizza? In the morning?

Thank you.

This butterball has a one billion bounty?

He's a hit man.

Okay, Sakamoto, stay right where you are.

Or this cute girl will lose her life.

Wha... What?

Don't sit there eating pizza like a pig!

Should I show you the mightiness of this pizza cutter?

Quit scarfing it down.

He's going for a second slice without finishing the first.

Look at him stuffing his face. Damn it.

He's not someone I can beat in a direct fight.

I'll use this woman as bait, and when he gets closer, I'll...

f-finish him in one, actually, two moves.

You bastard.

What?

Stop that. What? What?

Who the hell is this guy?

Ask Shin about it.

Mr. Sakamoto, what is she?

Lu Xiaotang, just an average, everyday part-timer.

I don't think she's "just average."

I gotta clean up again.

MULTIMILLIONAIRE ESTATE

After that, five more hit men came one after another.

The allure of a one billion bounty is no joke.

Can we get through this without Mrs. Aoi and Hana noticing?

Papa, does it look good?

Mommy, can I wear this tomorrow?

But we're not going to school tomorrow.

I want to show it to Sugar.

Tomorrow?

Didn't we promise that we'll go to Sugar Park?

I'm so excited!

We'll be easy targets.

Die, Sakamoto.

Sorry, one got past me.

Six rows behind you, the man with silver hair.

Got it.

He clearly looks like a bad guy.

-Shit. -What are you doing?

I'm taking this off.

Isn't this thrilling?

Yeah!

Bulletproof glasses?

As expected of the legend.

Mr. Sakamoto, leave him to me.

Hey, what are you do...

Come with me for a second.

That was reckless.

I thought he was gonna kill me.

It's Mr. Sakamoto's day off.

So I'll cover for him.

What kind of appeal is that?

I can't read his thoughts.

He's probably the type to move before thinking.

This is gonna be tough.

He uses poison?

It's strong, ain't it?

That's my special blend, ya know.

You're gonna die now.

How's it feel?

Shut up, bozo.

Who says I'm dying?

What's wrong with you? I'm scared.

Hey... Stop!

I won't let you kill Mr. Sakamoto.

Sakamoto. Where are you?

Stop! Hey!

Thank you for cheering for us!

Let's meet...

Huh...

Oh, my!

A new enemy has appeared!

Who are you?

The train has arrived.

It's Sugar!

And Sugar has come to help!

Good luck!

Good luck!

Good luck, Sugar!

This is round two. I'm gonna kick your ass.

You're stubborn. You could die any second now.

I mean,

you can't see a thing, right?

Let's give the kids a killing show, shall we?

Shut up!

Sugar, please calm down!

And you...

Red is...

It's no good.

Shin.

Here I come.

Whoa!

That was Sugar's Rabbit Punch!

A Rabbit Uppercut!

What the hell? He can see?

Sugar's so strong!

Cheer for her too, everyone!

Wow, this is really exciting.

Pretty realistic, isn't it, honey?

Good luck, Sugar!

Take a step. Left liver shot, then right straight.

Sway, then one-two. Right low kick. Left high. Duck, now backflip.

I can hear you, Mr. Sakamoto. Thanks!

Left jab, step forward, front kick.

What the hell's going on? Did he detox the poison?

He can not only see,

he's reading all my moves too.

It's like he's a whole different person.

You shithead.

Go eat shit!

His eyes are closed.

Finish him off with a flying kick.

And the winner is

Sugar!

You're so strong, Sugar!

Thank you for cheering for us!

Let's meet again!

Nice.

Thanks.

We're right here, so...

What were you doing?

Shin! Where did you go?

The bathroom.

What's that you're drinking? That's a weird-looking bottle.

An antidote.

That hit man.

Everyone who uses poison carries an antidote with them.

I knew it. It's too dangerous here. We should go home now.

We can't do that.

Not when Hana's having so much fun.

I'll kill Sakamoto.

The janitor at 12 o'clock.

I'll make a bloody festival right in front of your kid.

Look at that, Mama. It's so cute.

Which one?

You're right! It's so cute!

Let's keep going.

I wonder what's over there?

That's just like the boss. Stabbing him without even looking.

Plus he missed the internal organs and arteries to avoid killing him.

Like stabbing into a needle-sized hole in a flash. A god-like technique.

Your clairvoyance is great too.

I think we can get through the day with it.

- There's no privacy if I'm near him. - It's scary.

- What an annoying skill. - I can't relax around him.

- So creepy. - How dare he peek into my mind?

I'm gonna stay away from him.

I need to concentrate to read minds.

Don't go reading mine, you perv.

I don't need to read your thoughts.

Treat me with respect. Call me Senpai

2ND PLACE - SUGAR CUSHION 3RD PLACE - SUGAR BACK PACK

3RD PLACE - SUGAR BODY PILLOW

-You're really good. -Right?

-Hey, hey, can you get that too? -Sure thing.

I want the Sugar towel.

I got it, okay?

I'll get them one at a time.

No. This one.

-Hey, that one? Okay. -This one.

-Aim for that one? Step back. -No, this one!

I said one at a time! I'm doing it!

I've got a plan, okay? I was going to shoot them in order.

Just watch. Watch, okay?

Today's the day I kill you, Sakamoto.

Hey, Boiled.

What, Obiguro?

When's the last time you came to an amusement park?

-It's my first. -What?

I'm looking forward to it.

Meeting the legendary Taro Sakamoto.

You've never met him, huh?

This scar is throbbing.

He is your archrival.

Hey!

What?

There's a line of ants. Watch it.

Ants?

I won't take the lives of anything other than my target.

That's what it means to be hard-boiled.

No smoking in the park.

You're kidding.

Here!

HOSPITAL OF TERROR

It's perfect for an assassination.

I simply don't want to go in there.

I love haunted houses!

It's so scary.

-Okay, let's go. -Yeah!

Let's go! Let's go!

Mr. Sakamoto's in shock.

I'm so scared.

Look how good it is. No wonder it's Japan's number-one haunted house.

I hate haunted houses...

What's that?

An antidote.

But you're not poisoned.

Stay alert. We don't know where the enemies are hiding.

I wonder what will jump out next?

Scary, right?

She's definitely Mr. Sakamoto's daughter.

Unlike you, she's taking this really calmly.

Shut up. I...

For real though, just what is that?

It reeks of alcohol.

You're drinking?

Oh, shut up, you're so noisy!

You're drunk.

Wow.

I'm not scared anymore.

Wait up. Don't go off on your own.

You sure fly easily despite being so fat.

Move.

Just a second.

Yo, Sakamoto.

Remember me?

-We were at the Japan Clear... -Nope.

I don't remember you at all.

Hold... Hold on.

-You don't? -I don't. Move.

Wait. Wait!

I said wait! Let's talk.

Let's just have a talk. It's my turn now.

Yeah? Quit it. I'm not the type to be doing something like this!

What are you looking at?

No! Doing something like that...

You ain't hard-boiled at all, using a trick like that.

Hey.

We're... archrivals.

No, we're not.

No, come on.

I've got a scar. Look.

I got no clue. Move.

Hey, hey, that's not it. Hold on.

Stop it.

You...You...

Stop it with the feints. It's not hard-boiled at all.

That ain't hard-boiled.

Hey, listen.

Again? You're choking me.

You're choking me. You're choking me!

Hey.

-You really don't remember? -Where's my family?

I can't forgive you.

I'll make you remember me.

Mrs. Aoi. Hana. Are you okay?

He gave me the short end of the stick.

This small fry isn't enough for me.

Shin, leave this to me.

Come, old hag. I'll show you the essence of tai chi.

Oh, my. There's a fresh and lively one here.

I'm getting excited.

I'm counting on you, Lu.

To a hit woman,

tai chi is just child's play.

Too weak, little girl!

Don't interrupt my happy family time. Where are they?

If you won't tell me...

Bomb.

I'm sad, Sakamoto.

This is the difference eight years makes.

You used to be the most hard-boiled.

What happened to

that legendary hit man?

It's useless.

My Super Ball Bombs,

aka SBB,

and my Rocket Dynamite Punches,

aka RDP,

can counter attacks from any distance and any angle.

Did you forget even that?

Every single one of those names are

dorky.

Dorky...

you say?

I looked up to you!

You always completed every mission perfectly.

The girls gave you chocolate.

I can't forgive someone like you for becoming so weak.

Never!

You're half-assed now.

You can't even protect your family.

You're just a fatso!

You died before you remembered who I am, huh?

Farewell, my youth.

Potassium perchlorate, ten grams.

Picric acid, 4.8 grams.

Pentaerythritol tetranitrate, 20 grams.

Nitroglycol, 3.5 grams.

That's...

That's the composition of my bombs.

You...

I remembered, Boiled.

Sakamoto!

I'll get

serious now.

Heel Drop!

Don't you dare show your face to me again, little girl.

Using a heel drop these days? That's so funny.

I got up and now everything's spinning.

You can barely stand.

Alcohol?

Drunken Fist Style?

Now this is fun.

Come at me like you're trying to kill me!

Kill?

I won't kill you. That's our family rule.

Family rule? What are you talking about?

We live by the family rule.

I'm not part of the triad anymore.

I'm part of the Sakamoto family.

They're my precious family.

So you were in the triad.

Don't tell me, you're the daughter of the Lu Family?

I heard you ran away. So this is where you were.

Then,

the Sakamotos aren't related to you.

And you say they're family?

How stupid.

Stupid!

What did you just say?

Boss picked me up from the streets!

If I say they're family, then they're family!

Huh? What was I doing?

You're bleeding. Are you okay?

Oh, my head is killing me.

Alcohol's a scary thing.

Are you okay?

Someone! Anyone!

Who did this to you?

Bomb.

Seriously?

How can you be this strong...

when you quit being a hit man?

I've decided to use my strength to protect the people I love.

That's my strength now, Boiled.

Hey, hey!

Isn't the view really pretty?

Yeah.

It's pretty.

But you're even...

What was that?

Sakamoto...

You really are...

the most...

hard-boiled.

No smoking in the park.

You're awake?

Shin?

Hana! Hana. Hana!

Hey, Hana. Hana!

Thank goodness.

What? Where are the zombies?

You both fainted out of fear.

No way.

I can't believe it. Right?

Daddy, you lost weight.

Thank goodness.

Honey, you're overreacting.

Hana, let's go see Sugar. You can take a picture with her.

-Okay! Let's go! -Let's go!

Get on your knees! Your knees!

So? What's going on?

Hey, can I go...

Sit.

So...

I...

-have a bounty... -I can't hear you!

There's a bounty on my head!

-A number of hit men... -Not me.

...have already

come to

kill me!

Stop, already. You shouldn't say that so loudly.

-But she said she couldn't hear me. -No, no.

Even so...

Why didn't you tell me about something this serious?

Missus, men are clumsy creatures.

He only wanted

you both to enjoy

the amusement park without realizing...

Quiet.

Yes, ma'am.

Who is he?

Boiled.

A professional hit man.

Can you stop

trying to kill my husband?

Yes, ma'am. I'm sorry.

Besides, you really thought you could hide it?

Well...

I didn't want you or Hana to be worried.

So, did you forget?

Sakamoto Rule Number Six:

"No secrets."

-I'm sorry. -I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Quit sneaking around. Just get out there and take care of it.

Or else we're getting divorced! Got it?

-Divorce? -Divorce?

That's...

Well, Missus, I don't think you need to go that...

And who the hell are you?

Well, even if you ask...

Okay, this discussion is finished.

Your wife is

the most hard-boiled of them all.

Mr. Sakamoto.

Mr. Sakamoto?

She said to take care of it, but how?

I'll make them retract my bounty.

Crush whoever placed it.

But who did it?

It's the Dondenkai assassin group.

I'll tell you where their HQ is.

You sure, Mr. Boiled?

Yeah.

I fell for your hard-boiled family.

Especially the missus.

I'm taking it. Okay, strike a pose.

Let's go meet their boss tomorrow.

Wow, I won a ton.

I didn't miss a single shot.

Well, duh. It's me we're talking about.

Right, Piisuke?

Thank you for visiting our park today.

They said they're closing... What?

What?

Sakamoto!

Sakamoto!

Where the hell is Sakamoto?

That's weird. I don't hear any people.

This is where the boss is?

'Sup, Sakamoto.

Nagumo.

I got caught?

Why are you here?

The Order took care

of the Dondenkai boss and its executives.

It's Mr. Saka.

It's been a while.

Shishiba.

She's our newest member, Osaragi.

He looks like Mr. Bear.

No side comments.

Hey, what is The Order?

It's a special unit in the JAA.

A group of the most elite hit men.

We maintain order within the assassin world

by eliminating the assassins that pose the most danger.

Sakamoto used to be part of The Order.

Even though he's a bear?

I said keep your thoughts to yourself.

Since you're witnesses, we need you both to die.

He's fast!

I'm just messing with you. Scared you, didn't I?

What the hell are you doing?

Nagumo.

Did you guys really do this?

Right.

I knew you'd figure it out.

No.

They were already dead by the time we got here.

Wait, that means...

Assassins have been getting murdered lately.

By an unknown perpetrator.

Over 100 professional hit men from the 30 organizations

with strong ties to the JAA have been killed

in the last few days.

Over 100? That's about a quarter of the assassin industry.

They're sending a message to the JAA.

No, a challenge.

It isn't amusing at all.

We're not hit men anymore. It's got nothing to do with us.

You think so?

The hit men massacre

started at the same time

the bounty was placed on Sakamoto.

So the Dondenkai was a victim.

Exactly.

There's someone behind their murders.

No way...

And that perpetrator

always leaves an X at the scene,

so we named him X, or "Slur."

Don't you think the research on psychic powers

is fascinating?

It... It's finished.

Thank you.

Does this mean I've transformed into the strongest human weapon?

Yes. 70% of your body has been turned into weapons.

We want more innovative assassination tools.

Please lend us your expertise.

Now,

that drug.

This is it.

This will turn regular humans violent?

Yes.

All right.

Now let's wait for Sakamoto to come to us.

-Miss Natsuki Kodama. -Yes!

SCHOOL ENTRANCE CEREMONY

Welcome to the class.

-Thank you. -Yes.

WELCOME TO THE SCHOOL

Miss Hana Sakamoto.

-Yes! -Come on up.

Congratulations and welcome.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Miss Yu Shimaoka.

I'm glad we asked Shin and Lu to watch the store.

Lu, the way you stock the shelves is so half-assed.

Who cares? The customers will just take what they want.

They can't find anything in that mess.

-Searching is part of the fun! -Of course not, you idiot!

-Sorry, I'd like to pay. -Can you stay out of this?

-Go fix the shelves now! -You do it!

-I'd like to buy this. -Shut up!

-Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! -Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Isn't the Sugar School Bag cute?

Yeah, it is.

I like how strong she is!

Isn't this the Rabbit Punch?

Yeah! Like this,

Rabbit Punch!

Rabbit Punch!

Hey, come here.

-We went to Sugar Park. -Come on.

I kept it a secret from Hana, but I reserved a surprise cake.

I'm going to pick it up, so can you go home with her?

-Okay. -Thanks. Be...

The haunted house and roller coaster are super fun!

You keep messing up the onigiri orders!

Why are there so many tuna mayo ones?

Tuna mayo is delicious! It's the favorite of 90% of the world.

I've never heard that.

You need to mop the bathroom better!

I mop it just fine!

He's so hung up on little details, like a kid!

If you got something to say, just say it. I can hear what you're thinking.

You're the weirdo for sticking your nose into people's minds.

What'd you say?

Being near you is creepy!

Well, sorry about that.

Where are you going?

Isn't it creepy to be near me?

Did I go too far?

Excuse me.

Who are you guys?

Are you Aoi Sakamoto?

And who are you?

I don't think that's her.

Use the filter and she'll look like this.

It is her.

Lu.

Lu! Where are you?

TO SAKAMOTO WE HAVE YOUR WIFE

We're back.

Shin, look at this.

What happened?

I'm sorry, Mr. Sakamoto.

I... I... What should we do?

I'm back!

Aoi.

What's with this mess? Did something happen?

Lu.

Did they confuse the two of them?

Is Lu okay?

Did she disappear?

I'm sorry. She was kidnap...

Come here.

Are you stupid?

Are you stupid?

Stu...

Why tell them?

Isn't no secrets one of the Sakamoto family rules?

It would only worry Aoi and Hana.

What are you two whispering about?

It looks like she left the store

and went somewhere with someone.

We'll go look for her.

I see. That's troublesome.

How was it? It wasn't really a lie.

Right?

Yeah. Great idea.

Okay. Let's go, Shin.

Okay.

You two!

Be sure to come back by dinner.

We're going to celebrate Hana's first day of elementary school.

-Yes, ma'am. -Yes, ma'am.

I can't take it.

It's so hot and it stinks.

Seba, you can take it off too.

Really?

Yeah. It stinks under there.

You know,

this is starting to smell like the doghouse back at my parents' place.

But you really don't look like you have a daughter in elementary school.

That's a bad prejudice to have.

Come on, Seba.

What are you talking about?

Look at her. Take a good look. Come on.

Hey, don't look at her! Look at the road.

We're on the highway. Keep your eyes on the road.

Just sense her.

She looks so scared.

Like, how can I say it…

I'm just trying to

make the hostage relax with some "let's make the hostage relax" small talk.

This is why they say

you have no communication skills.

Sorry.

What! You apologized!

That was good communication.

Anyway, the weather's really great.

Wanna head to the beach like this?

Should we play some beach tunes?

Mr. Sakamoto, her GPS stopped moving.

Where?

Why? This is...

-What's wrong? -No, well...

Asakura's Research Facility, aka The Lab.

It's where I grew up.

The Lab was researching ways to expand the limits of human brain activity.

In layman's terms, they were researching psychic powers.

Mister, is your research fun?

What a dumb question. Nothing's more fun than this.

After all, nobody's ever done it before.

Isn't it cool to be the first?

I had no relatives,

so Asakura, the head of The Lab, looked after me.

Late one night, I accidentally drank an experimental drug.

Hey. What are you doing?

You okay?

Shin!

There's no change.

Was the experiment a failure?

No, that doesn't matter.

I'm glad he's okay.

I'm not okay. That tasted really gross, Mister.

Did I say that out loud?

I have an important announcement.

Shin is now able to read people's thoughts!

The research was a success.

Is that how you became a clairvoyant?

Yes. But...

You were thinking you wanted some coffee, right?

Thanks.

You should go get a massage if your back hurts.

You're right.

If you want to get a haircut, ask for a day off.

I can't do that.

You can get a day off if you ask Mister.

I'm fine.

You like Miss Namiki?

I thought I was being helpful, but

There's no privacy if I'm near him.

It's scary.

What an annoying ability.

I can't relax around him.

So creepy!

The researchers all thought I was creepy.

They started avoiding me.

I'm stopping the research on psychic powers.

Just wait, Shin. I'll make a drug that will reverse what it did to you.

I'm okay with it.

Your research finally succeeded! Aren't you happy?

Sorry. I got you involved in my useless research.

What do you mean useless?

Forget it! Everyone's so gloomy! Even you, Mister!

Shin!

I hate you!

Shin!

You can read my thoughts any time.

It's an ability only you have.

Mr. Sakamoto.

Sakamoto Family Rule Number Six.

No secrets.

Let's go.

Okay.

What do we do now, Seba?

We kidnapped the wrong woman.

They're gonna kill us if they find out!

Well, isn't she good enough? I'm sure he'll come to get her back.

You think? Then I guess it's fine.

Actually, no, it's not!

It's been a freaking long day.

What time is it?

Think we get overtime?

Of course not!

That crazy reindeer would never.

What's all this chit-chat?

He said, "that damn reindeer keeps forcing us to work overtime for free."

You're gonna tell him? Everything, Seba?

And didn't you make me sound worse?

Mr. Takamido.

Get rid of him.

Yes, sir.

It was a joke. Forgive me. Please! It really was a joke!

-Hey, you! -Move.

Aren't you that red-nosed thing?

It's tough when your boss is incompetent.

We have intruders!

Sakamoto.

He's already here? And he brought a friend.

Boss. Shin.

Yes, that's Sakamoto, all right.

You're up first, Mr. Seba.

Me?

I'm counting on you, Mr. Seba.

Well... I'll give it a shot.

I've prepared soldiers injected with the drug.

They'll start rampaging with just a switch.

Oh, my.

This is a very splendid lab.

A perfect place to kill Sakamoto.

The Lab camouflages itself to stay hidden from the underworld.

From the outside, it's a normal museum...

I've been here

a few times with Aoi and Hana.

Really?

Well, it's closed today.

The entrance to The Lab should be up ahead.

Intruder detected. Activating system.

This is my first time fighting a dinosaur.

Eliminate.

A moving dinosaur...

I want to show it to Aoi and Hana.

Is this the time to be saying that?

That's a pretty agile dinosaur.

That's...

Mr. Sakamoto, there's an electric device inside its mouth.

If you break it...

Attack level: Max.

Sorry, Aoi, Hana.

Wow.

Dinosaurs retain their mystique when they don't move.

Really?

Let's go.

Okay.

Hey!

Keep working.

Let me sleep a little. I haven't slept for three days...

What? Quit your blabbering and get to work.

If you want us to let you go, make even a drop more!

Miss Namiki?

Namiki! Are you okay?

What a drag.

Stop!

We don't want to do research that will wreak havoc on the world like this!

Wreak havoc?

Are you blaspheming our organization?

Die.

Put your guns down and get out. Or he dies.

Is that Shin?

- No way. - Shin?

- It's Shin. - It's Shin.

- Shin? - Shin.

- Shin? - Shin.

Don't worry. This doesn't mean I'm coming back.

Lu must be on basement level four.

She's probably held in the prison there.

Shin, you go. I'll leave her to you.

What about you?

There's something I need to do.

I hit the switch to make all the soldiers go on a rampage,

but there's no biological response. Why is that?

The drug should definitely work.

So this is why.

See. Didn't I tell you, Osaragi?

We caught three big fish.

We picked the right place to go crazy.

Mr. Reindeer.

The Order.

Why are the dogs of the JAA doing here? Looks like you need more training.

Don't be so mad.

This place is like a maze.

We got lost.

We had a pretty hard time with these rampaging guys.

Those were the soldiers I prepared for Sakamoto's assassination...

Did we do something bad?

I apologize, that was rude of me.

Allow me to guide you to the exit.

But there's something I want to ask.

Is Slur here?

What will you do if I said yes?

I want to kill them.

Well, well.

Mr. Reindeer isn't Slur?

Oh, well.

Sorry, but either way,

we'll kill you all.

We eliminate naughty assassins

in accordance to the JAA's rules.

I can't allow that.

How can I persuade you to leave?

Before we get started, let me use your bathroom.

Boss, can I kill him?

You're too close. And big.

Please, Mr. Onigahara, Mr. Takamido.

Are you done with them, Mr. Shishiba?

Osaragi, wait.

I shouldn't have?

No. I wanted to step away because you splatter.

I'm sorry.

It's okay, I'm not mad.

Good thing I wore something cheap.

But you already had blood on you.

You'll lose friends this way.

Why?

What do you think people's lives are?

What did they do wrong?

How pitiful.

Wow.

Those who don't understand how precious a life is have no right to be hit men.

I must kill you.

Didn't he also kill a lot of people?

Guys like him who ignore his own sins are so creepy.

Die.

Every one of my kills served a purpose and were permitted.

That so?

Okay, all done.

Mr. Shishiba, are you all right?

Are you stupid? I was testing him.

You don't swing at the first pitch in baseball, right?

I'm glad we ate that pork cutlet bowl for luck.

I'm tired of your

superstitions.

Hold on, you two.

What now?

Sorry, I have an artificial spine.

That's The Order for you.

You're pretty good.

However, that is not enough to...

Mr. Saka.

Shishiba.

Mr. Bear.

What are you doing here?

Minor business.

You wouldn't come here for minor business.

Sakamoto.

The legendary hit man.

I can't believe you've come this far.

I need to quickly kill you.

See ya. We have other things to do.

You take care of him.

Is he human?

Is it okay to leave that man called Sakamoto alone?

We have no choice. That reindeer isn't our real target.

I feel sorry for Mr. Bear.

To be honest, that patchwork guy isn't half bad.

He might be a little tough for the current Mr. Saka.

But...

I've never been able to imagine...

him dying.

I'm going to be late for dinner if I don't get to the prison soon.

Who are you?

I'm not important enough to give you my name.

Get out of my way. I'm in a rush.

So am I. I need to quickly kill Sakamoto.

I won't let you take him down.

Let me.

I heard there's a bonus for killing him.

What?

I want to save 20 million by the time I'm old.

If you really want to kill Mr. Sakamoto, then I'll take you on.

Pro hit men sure are strong.

He disappeared!

I don't do overtime. I'll get off work on time.

Shit. Even if I can read his thoughts, I don't know his attack trajectory.

You're so pathetic, dodging everything. Please let me kill you already.

This place is important to my friend. You leave.

We're looking at the big picture.

Taking over The Lab will bring a new light to the assassin industry.

Your so-called friends are

simply petty and trivial.

I don't get it,

but people who don't know how to treat the people around them well

will not accomplish anything.

Acting like you know everything…

That precious friend of yours should've been killed by my man by now.

No need to worry.

My employee isn't as weak as you think he is.

I hate people who talk back

almost as much as I hate Christmas,

Taro Sakamoto!

I hate them too.

People like you who talk too much.

Even pro hit men

can't win against an invisible man.

What?

Could it be... Is that the expert sniper?

I followed Sakamoto here.

An invisible man? Can't get my aim right.

Since there's another person,

I guess you're not needed anymore.

That's dirty. Don't wipe your blood on me.

He won't miss now.

What are you saying?

There are some very interesting people out there, right, Piisuke?

It's Heisuke, right? You came just in time.

Hey, you!

I don't mind helping you.

Is he stupid?

You've exposed your position.

He's an attention-seeking sniper. No sweat as long as I know where he is.

You sure you want to stay there?

A ricochet?

I knew it.

Hiding like that

is the same as standing right in front of me.

Geez.

Damn it. He's invisible again.

Even if you hide, I can tell where you are by sound. I won't let you get away!

You're not getting away!

What? You're so persistent.

Too bad, I can read your mind.

Hey! Outta the way, blondie!

You're in my shot!

Shit.

Bye.

Where'd he go?

Hey, I can see you. I can shoot you all I want now!

What was that?

Did you think that was my psychic ability?

This suit makes anything inside it invisible.

Another ricochet shot?

Darn, you took out my arm.

Surrender or it'll be your head next!

Run, Heisuke!

Just kidding.

You can make one arm invisible?

Heisuke!

Go home, you third-rate assassin.

Damn it. If I can just do something about that invisibility...

I'm not third-rate...

I'm a first-rate sniper.

I know, Piisuke.

Leave it to me.

Too bad. But that was pretty good for a shot in the dark...

What's this?

The rest is up to you.

As long as I can see him, I'm good.

I told you. I'll never let you kill Mr. Sakamoto.

An explosion? Lu!

Crap.

I can't move.

I'm so sick of all this overtime.

Right, to the hospital.

So it has begun.

The whole lab is equipped to blow up

if The Order finds it.

Can't let the JAA steal our assassination weapons.

This Lab will be destroyed in about 20 minutes.

Twenty minutes?

Ten minutes is enough.

Once The Lab is destroyed...

AOI

Hello?

Answering the phone in this situation?

Hello? Did you find Lu?

Yes, I found her.

Then you'll make it for dinner.

That's...

I might actually...

You're joking, right? That's ridiculous.

Apologize.

Bastard. What are you doing in front of me...

Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. One second. Just one second.

Wait just a second.

Sure.

-Sorry, where were we? - Apologize.

I'm sorry.

I can't hear you.

I'm sorry!

What are you doing?

Here I come.

-Hey, what? What? -What? What?

Stop it.

I said wait.

-What? What? What? -Now's not the time.

-Not the time? -No.

-What's not the time? -What? Hey.

What are you doing?

-Hold on. Not a word. -Who are you talking to?

Stop. Wait.

-She'll hear you! -Who's she?

She can hear you.

-Who is she? -Just wait.

-He's busy right... -Hey!

I'll be in trouble if she hears you.

Sorry. Hello? What is it?

Come home before Hana goes to bed. We need to eat the cake together.

Yes, okay, I know.

Yeah, bye. I'll call you later. Bye-bye.

Who was that?

Okay. I'll finish in five minutes.

You switched gears pretty fast.

You think you can beat me that easily when I've got all these weapons?

I have weapons too.

APRIL 3RD - APRIL 5TH HALF OFF

What wonderful weapons.

Stop joking around.

I can't see.

Relying on weapons is proof you're third-rate.

Since you can't beat a third-rate hit man, doesn't that make you fifth-rate?

This is so boring.

I like guard duty. There's nothing to do.

Shin!

You okay?

Shin! I'm sorry for saying mean things to you.

It was my fault.

I forgot all about it.

I said it was creepy being near you.

I'm used to hearing that.

Okay. Sakamoto Family Rule Number 11.

-Make up within 24 hours of a fight. -Make up within 24 hours of a fight.

Yeah.

Is that Shin?

Who's that?

There's someone else here.

Mister.

Long time no see, Shin.

Hey. Why are you chained up in here?

And you're all beat up.

I stood up against them.

I told them I'd rather die

than let them use my research.

Sounds just like you.

How've you been?

Are you eating properly?

Yeah.

Luckily, I've been having fun.

Shin, back then...

Hurry up! It sounds like something exploded.

Lu, take him with you and get out of here.

We'll be late for dinner if we don't hurry.

Mrs. Aoi will be mad.

Yeah.

Wait, Shin.

What's up, Mister?

This is the antidote to the drug those guys made me create. Take it.

Okay.

Thanks.

Shin!

Can you get up?

Thanks.

Are you immortal?

Even I don't know

what will kill me.

Wait.

How can you cut the wires with a flyer?

You've gotten a paper cut on your finger, right?

But that's a finger.

These are wires.

-Physically, it's... -You really talk a lot.

A subway?

You're incredible, Sakamoto.

You skillfully exploit your surroundings in a fight.

Your existence itself is like a weapon,

exactly how the ultimate hit man should be.

Where are you hiding?

So... fast!

If you're immortal, then I don't need to worry about killing you.

Sakamoto.

Is that your true form?

All obstacles in the way

of our noble justice will be erased.

This is priority seating. Get up.

Have a seat.

Thank you very much.

Impossible. My body can't keep up with him.

Don't mess with me!

This way.

Mister. Do you know Shin?

Yeah.

We lived together

when he was a kid.

But

some things happened.

I hurt him.

Shin's living pretty happily now.

With our family.

Family?

That's good to hear.

He's gotten real tall.

Shin will definitely forgive you if you apologize properly.

What was it? "Make up within 24 hours of a fight"?

-Huh? Wait! Open up! -Move!

I understand now. Take a good look.

So the legendary hit man can't lift a finger against regular people?

Well then,

I'll have you all die together.

Shin, how did you know?

I'm a clairvoyant.

What are you doing?

It's the antidote. I'll take care of them.

All right.

Is this how it will be? In that case...

Die! Sakamoto!

With his slipper?

Don't come near me. Stay away.

Stay away!

Whatever you do will be useless.

The train arriving on platform one is bound for Senju...

We escaped.

Thank you.

Boss. Shin.

Lu, are you okay?

Chief.

Chief, are you all right?

Yeah. I'm alive and kicking.

Don't overdo it.

Shin, you're all grown up now.

I'm happy to see he's okay.

Thanks for saving us.

Thank you, Shin.

Shin, you've gotten pretty handsome.

Thanks, Shin.

- Thank you! - You okay?

Thank you, Shin.

- Thanks. - Thank you, Shin.

I can hear everything.

Shin.

You've made some good friends.

Boss! I was so scared!

They're your family?

Yeah.

Mister, The Lab...

What about it?

We have all our research data in our heads.

Right?

Shin.

I'm sorry for what happened.

Boss! I was really scared!

Boss.

Boss.

Boss! I was scared.

Your research is actually kind of useful.

-Is it? -Yeah.

Thank you for growing up so well.

Not done yet, Mr. Shishiba? I'm tired of cutting the debris.

Just a moment.

Mr. Saka went around destroying the cameras.

Now all the footage is gone.

Mr. Bear's very diligent.

Finally found them.

This is the one pulling all the strings.

That's Slur?

What strong bloodlust.

Finally caught your tail.

The JAA's enemy... is quite strong.

Doesn't matter.

They picked a fight with The Order.

Now they will all

be slaughtered.

Shape it with love.

Shape it.

Everyone made it back in time.

Thank goodness.

Oh, no. You're all injured.

Yeah...

Look, Papa. I made rice balls.

You didn't wash your hands, did you?

Oh, honey.

-He said it's yummy. -Yay!

HANA CONGRATULATIONS

This is to celebrate Hana moving up a grade!

Wow!

It's a Sugar cake.

Yes it is. Okay, let's all eat!

-Let's eat! -Let's eat!

You gained the weight back real quick like always.

Really? Thank you.

No, it wasn't a compliment.

Sakamoto! Die!

That one billion is mine!

Why can't we get normal customers?

Cleaning up again is going to be such a hassle.

Good luck.

Hey, what was that noise?

Nothing.

This is just another normal day for the Sakamoto family.

S-H-O-O-T One hitting

S-H-O-O-T Two hitting

S-H-O-O-T It's kidding

S-H-O-O-T

Let's do it

With no target

The burning flames sparking

Pulsing so loud it takes my breath away

So silent and smooth Searching for love

In this cruel pitch-black dark affray

Feeling like I'm drowning

In this crazy bad luck of mine Still, I got this uplifting rule

I don't wanna lose

Those who can't fight

Will never strengthen their might

Backdraft love

I know, I know, I know If I open the door to love

I see myself reviving Revolution (Wow!)

Like an illusion

Got no time to blink

We gotta target on!

Invisible the final shot I pulled A sweet, sweet show

We gotta target on!

I see it all in slow motion I make my move in no motion bang!

We gotta target on!

So long as you can Laugh and cry

Bang!

Dodging

Interlocking gazes

And turncoat snipers is The ultimate thrill

Bluff or truth?

A love so intricate Even I lost sight of it

I can get back

Those overflowing crazy emotions

I don't wanna lose

No one's gonna decide

For me what's precious

Backdraft love

I know, I know, I know If I open the door to love

I see myself reviving Revolution (Wow!)

Like an illusion

Got no time to blink

We gotta target on!

Pick whoever you want I'll always be the risky one

We gotta target on!

Fly through speedily Spinning living in a whirlwind livin' life

We gotta target on!

I'll use everything I can It'll all shine in my hands

Darkside, lightside

My heart wavers But I'll still choose this love

Your love

Blowing your O2

Into the dwindling fire in my heart

See? Makes it burn

Backdraft love

I know, I know, I know If I open the door to love

There's no stopping it Everything gets swallowed up

Back off now!

Backdraft love

I know, I know, I know If I open the door to love

I see myself reviving Revolution (Wow!)

Like an illusion

Got no time to blink

Let's go Won't miss even with eyes closed

Feelings I cannot hide Ride on time

Light trigger, heavy resolve This is my art I'm clinging to

So long as I can Laugh and cry with you

Bang!

Subtitle: Annie Chen