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♪ I'm going off to country, baby don't you wanna go ♪

♪ I'm going to some place where I've never been before ♪

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♪ You can tell by the way I use my walk ♪

♪ I'm a woman's man, no time to talk ♪

♪ The music loud, women warm up in kindergarten ♪

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- I can see you had Ola, my name is Ola.

- How you doing Ola? - I'm Ola from Sweden.

- Oh, okay.

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- So this bus is from Sweden, Scania.

We have Scania from Sweden.

Good bus, bye. - Good driver.

- You, good driver, have a nice night.

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- Hello, my name is Ola.

Volvo, I'm from Sweden, I'm from Sweden.

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So it's good, have a nice day, bye.

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- Hi.

- How are you gents, you ready to order?

- Yes, please.

- Oh great, are you after something to drink

or just something to eat, or both?

- Crocodile pizza.

- Yeah, you can have crocodile.

- I like alligator.

- You like crocodile?

- I like crocodile.

- Very nice.

- But I like--

- Have you ever had it on a pizza?

- No, you have kangaroo in pizza?

- Yes, we have kangaroo as well.

We've even got one with half kangaroo, half emu,

which is another native Australian.

- Crocodile, yeah.

- Okay.

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- Sign from a friend.

- No worries.

- Yeah, thank you so much.

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- You are gents.

- Thank you so much.

- Enjoy, cheers.

- Thank you.

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- Excuse me, gentlemen.

- Thank you.

What is for pizza?

- Crocodile.

- What is this?

- That's pure kangaroo.

- Yeah.

- And that's half emu, half kangaroo.

- Crocodile and kangaroo.

- This is half kangaroo, half emu.

- This is kangaroo.

- That's emu.

That's what big flying bird is our emu.

It's a native.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- So this is kangaroo.

- It's emu.

- Um.

- That one's emu.

That's emu.

- It's kangaroo.

- That one's emu.

That you just had some emu on this side.

That's emu.

This side's kangaroo.

- This is kangaroo.

- And this is?

- Kangaroo.

- Emu.

- Emu, kangaroo.

- This is emu.

- Very nice.

- Yeah.

- Very good.

- Thank you so much.

- Thank you.

- Joy.

- Joy.

- Thank you so much.

- Joy.

- Joy.

- Joy.

- Thank you so much.

- Joy.

- Joy.

- Thank you so much.

- Joy.

- Joy.

- Thank you so much.

- Joy.

- Thank you so much.

- Joy.

- Thank you so much.

- Joy.

-I don't know if that will happen. -Will it be 100 years?

-No, it will be 50. -Then I will die next year.

It's good. Very good.

-What are you going to do when you're 50? -I don't know.

I'm afraid to be 50, actually.

That ... I'm not going to be so desperate any longer.

I remember one time I was in the U.S. and I stood in front of the mirror and looked at it.

I didn't like it that long ago.

Then I saw my body and thought, "This is how I want to be all the time."

So I haven't been able to get old, but I'm still old.

Just about old, so to speak.

But I will never say that I am 50. Never.

Come on!

-What's the plan for the dog? -A barbara. She has really fought.

I've never seen that in real life. Have you ever seen something like that?

-Yes. -Where?

-You'll see later. -Thank you.

Thank you.

Now I want something to happen. I want to see something dangerous ...

-Sexy. I want adventure. Do you understand? -Here it is.

-Morgan and Ola Conny, where are you from? -Now Ola Conny finally gets to see his ...

... disgusting arms. For my part it's no adventure to go with.

I don't like it, but I have to try anyway.

Yes, now we are going to visit a ...

... Sydney's arm catcher.

He has what it takes to protect people who live in houses around Sydney.

So when he gets an alarm, we might have to follow him.

Here comes the armcatcher.

-Hello! -Very good. How are you?

-Sydney's snake catcher. -Snake catchers, yes.

-So you have this territory around here? -Yes.

We have 10 of the most venomous snakes in the world.

-The snake can kill you? -It can potentially kill you.

-Does the snake bite you sometimes? -Three times for a non-venomous snake.

-Once for a venomous snake. -The white hair, the hair ...

-Bite my hair in the arm. -A white tail?

-Hair, not rabbit. -Hair, big rabbit, yes.

-Yes, big rabbit bite my hair. -Wow.

Yes, I bite my hair. The dog bites my hair.

-You know my dog, another dog. -Another dog, yes.

Three years ago, I had one big snake in front of the door.

I take this dog and I go over here.

-So you pick him up and move him? -Yes, I go five minutes to the lake.

-Like that? -Yes.

-Come on, we're going to the bush now. -No problem at all.

We're going to the bush and he's going to show us where these worms are.

-This weather is good today. The sun is coming out. -It's coming out now. Perfect timing.

-Yeah, good. Have you found a snake? -Yeah, hopefully we find something.

-Is the snake sleeping on the stone? -Yeah.

-What are spiders? -This is a redback.

-Redback. -Wow. Very similar to the black widow in America.

You can call it the black widow. It's better than yours.

-It can kill people. It can kill me, it can kill you. -Yes.

-I like not spiders. -You don't like spiders?

I have pride for them. I hate them sometimes.

-I like more cats. Do you think they have gums? -No, they're not gooey at all.

-They can not gump? -Not really, no.

They have eight eyes. One, two, three, four, five, six, eight.

-Eight eyes. -And eight legs.

-Mints have six. -Mints.

-Yeah, mints. -Mints. Fire ant.

-Fire. -Fire, like fire.

-I've never heard that before. -Mints. Swedish name. Myrstack.

-Myrstack. -Myrstack.

-Be careful. -What do you call it?

-Do you have a name? -Yeah.

-What do you call it? -Fire.

-Fire ant. Get them off me. -Shit.

-Do they bite hard? -Yes, they can bite hard. Myrstack.

-Myrstack. -This is burning here. Myrstack.

-A building. Big, big tower. -Termites.

Let me just get this snake caller.

Hello, Sydney snake catcher. Sean speaking.

Oh, I see. So you have a red belly black snake?

I'll be there as soon as I can for you. Thank you.

He's got a message. We're going to get a person who's been here for a year.

-OK, let's go. -We'll follow him.

He'll have to wait for us now.

Let's go.

-There's a snake here. -Yeah.

-Hello. -Hi. It's in the bin just here.

Great. I told you.

It was just down here around the bin.

It's a snake that's been in the bin. It's really disgusting.

-It's really disgusting. -What is it? A tapir?

No, that's a red belly black snake.

-It's down here. -Yeah, he's dangerous.

-So you caught this snake? -I didn't touch it. I swept it with a broom.

-How can you take this in here? -I just kept pushing it till it went in there.

-The body down here? -Yeah.

-I can take it here. -See, he's flattening like a cobra.

-It can kill the people. -Yeah, elderly and younger people.

Careful.

I have to be very careful. He can make an explosion and bite me or him.

So I have to be very careful right now.

The red belly black snake is more venomous, more poisonous-

-than any rattlesnake. Alright?

Just keep his head on the ground, boss.

I have to be very, very careful. It's best to let him go and I'll hold his tail.

-Måge, you're not too happy, are you? -No.

If I had a spear, I would have killed the snake.

-I hate snakes like this. -Not even if I got a better pay-

-than what I have, I wouldn't want to work with such a disgusting thing.

-Can I kill it, this snake? -No.

What are we doing now with this snake on the forest?

-Yes. -Thank you very much.

-Thank you very much. -Pleasure.

-Yep. -See you later.

See you later. Have a nice evening. Thank you so much.

Now I feel a bit better. How do you feel? Do you want to go out tonight?

Yes, but then I'll have to wash my blue boots.

Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

-But you don't take it. -Take it home and hang it up in the hotel room.

-You do. What the hell. -Måge, what are you going to do tonight?

We're going out to a pub that specializes in Austrian beer.

-Like that? -Yes. It can be interesting to try a bit-

-since I'm a beer fanatic. I've been drinking beer.

So I think it's a thing of the past.

I'm trying to think about it. Not everyone talks about it-

-but if you go to Australia and look at the water at the other side-

-I'm trying to think about it.

Let's see here. There. Now I take out the cork.

You see the last loop here. Let's see which side it goes to.

-It went to the left. Did you see it? -Yes. Do you go right at home?

-Yes. -Do you go home?

-Yes. -Do you go to the pub?

-Yes. -Do you go to the pub?

-Yes. -Do you go to the pub?

-Yes. -Do you go to the pub?

-Yes. -Do you go to the pub?

-Yes. -Do you go to the pub?

-Yes. -Do you go to the pub?

-Yes. -Do you go to the pub?

-Yes. -Do you go to the pub?

-Yes. -Do you go to the pub?

-Yes. -Do you go to the pub?

-Yes. -Do you go to the pub?

It's so unreal today in a society that everyone is stuck in.

It's the phone. You can understand that you can invent a phone that rings-

-and it says something. But when I call you on the other side of the earth-

-it's exactly you, Martin, that's ringing, right?

And it says exactly your voice and the one that made me meet you live.

I think that's very unpleasant to me.

Now I saw one last time that it went to the left and home it goes to the right.

Tonight, when we've been out drinking, maybe it'll go the other way.

Yes, it's fun.

Here it is, this pub. Here we can certainly chat and relax tomorrow.

Yes, it sounds good.

-Two beer? -Yes.

-There we go. -Thank you so much.

Cheers!

It's crab racing! Come to crab racing! Come on, guys, come on!

-Do you have crab race here? -Yes.

If you guys want to go down there to Nick the crab man, you can buy a crab off him.

What are you going to do, Ola and Connie?

They have a crab race here once a week.

And it's only here in Australia, and it's very, very popular.

Hey, guys, do you want to go and buy some crabs? They're three dollars each.

You need some names, but what names do you want?

-A funny name for the crab. -Clint.

-Clint, funny name. -Conny.

-Conny? -Yes.

-Why don't you just call Ola and Connie? -Clint.

-Conny. -Clint, number 22, and number 49 is Connie.

-Okay, well done. Hey, hey, hey! -Hey, hey!

-How are you, guys? -Good. What are you up to?

It's my name that my sisters called me when I was little.

Who wants to go first? Who says the guy should go first?

Who says the men should go first? Come on, guys, pick it up!

Come on! Who wants the guys to go first? Come on!

Who wants the guys to go first?

That's the way to do it! Hit the head, hit the head, hit the head!

Well done, okay, guys, well done!

What are you doing, Connie?

-Conny, let's bring out the crabs. -Bring out the crabs, bring out the crabs.

Here comes the crabs!

Those are the crabs I hear. They're a lean-based hermit crab from Western Australia.

First place, first place, number 20 is Connie!

First place, number 22, Connie! Second place is Glenn Jr., Glenn Jr., Glenn Jr.

When people keep repeating You don't ever fall in love

When everybody keeps retreating But you can see me getting low

It's my love, open the door It's my love, open the door

It's my love, open the door To your heart

It was a fun night, but it was a hell of a ride.

-What kind of places did you visit? -A lot of craziness, but it wasn't boring.

It was to keep going from start to finish.

They have crabs like that every week.

-Are they real crabs? -Of course, I thought they were on batteries.

Oh, my God!

I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling, I'm falling.

I'm going to swim here, but it's full of whiteness.

-The water must be good in the morning. -I agree.

-Måge, where are we now? -We're on the beach, Sydney.

We talked at the hotel about visiting a swimming pool here.

We were going to try it, and yes.

What's special here is that you can swim here, and there are sharks.

There's a swimming pool that keeps an eye on if there's a big white shark-

-but it feels very risky anyway.

If the swimming pool doesn't get hit, you'll get shark food.

-Fish your head. -Hi.

-Sorry? -Fish your head.

-I like my head. -Thank you so much. Bye.

I thought I'd get an exemption, but I hadn't done anything.

-He was nice. -Yes.

-What do you think of the beach, Måge? -It looks great, but it's a bit darker.

The water is greenish, so it's like going on a tour.

Do you want to call?

-Hello, my name is Ola Conny. -Hello, Måge.

-Come in, and we'll get ready. -Thank you so much.

-Do you have many sharks here? -You get a few here and there.

-So how many sharks can you see every day? -You get sharks who cruise through each day-

-but you probably only see one every week or so.

One or two.

-Look, they have sharks here. -Yes, but the swimming pool keeps an eye on them.

There's not always that shark fin on the water, but...

Måge, what does the beach look like? Does it look dangerous?

It may be due to the waves here, so it's probably a very important situation.

We also have lifeguards on the beach in Falkenberg, so it's safe.

The difference is that we have no sharks in Sweden. You must train every day.

You have to be in a good condition to get a big white shark, but you have to be one step ahead.

If you can't be there, it's because you're too tired and can't do it.

I stand behind my own eyes. Here you can see what's going on in the swimming pool.

You can even see a shark fin if that's how it should be.

If you don't think about it, you go out and check.

-What do you see, Måge? -I see someone swimming.

Someone with a bathing suit, like I did on a moose that sits on it and goes.

No, you can see a bit of the waves, so maybe you should get one.

-You can look like you see it every day. -Not here. Maybe a European wife would be better.

-So you must think, "Only job." -Only job?

I'm all over town.

-Yeah, thank you so much. -How did I get changed?

It's sad that I didn't see anyone angry, but also happy.

-What do you do when you're home? -I don't dare to go.

-Can we rent a bike? -Yes, a ready bike.

-What are you going to do tomorrow? -We're going to rent a bike around the parks.

-We're going to rent a bike. -I'll probably have to sit in the front.

-You'll have to sit in the front and sit in the back. -Yes.

-We'll step in at the same pace. -Hi, I'm Jamie. Nice to meet you.

-So we can rent... a size L for two. -Yeah, no worries.

This is a race bike. I'm used to stepping on it and wanting it to go away.

-Is it hard to sit in the back? -When we did it in school, I wanted to steer.

I have respect for this, so I thought it would be best if I sat in the front.

-You don't have to cycle too fast. -Don't you want to sit in the back?

Yes, but I feel like I want to be in the front and drive.

I may have a condition, but if you want to cycle, go ahead. I'll sit behind you.

-You can't steer here, you have to... -You have to sit in the back.

If he turns in one direction, I have to follow. You can't sit like this.

-I'm first. -He's first.

-Bagan first. Front, guys. -No, I think it's probably good if you go at the front.

-Yeah. -What do you think?

Perfect. Perfect. Shall we go?

-Yes. Are you ready? -Yes, I'm testing you.

I'm starting to roll.

-It was heavy as hell. -Yes.

-Turn it down. It was never too heavy. Let's try again. -Again.

Ouch! It was just because I did... It's changing.

-Is it in neutral now? -No, but it changes a lot.

-No, there was no way there. -If I cycle forward?

-You have to sit in the back. -Yes.

-You're going to hit the track. You're okay, right? -My God.

What the hell is going on?

-Is it in neutral? -Look, Morgan! We're going to check it out.

-Where did the branch come from? -It grows on the border with Canada.

This branch is very high, because they like to grow on the height.

If a branch like this had grown at home, it would have been stressed.

I'm going to see how high it can be.

-It's over 20 meters. -Let's go. We don't care about this.

Look! The aircraft has drawn the sign in the sky.

H-I-N-D-A-N-I-F-I-N-B-A-L-I-N...

And "Wildlife" is written there.

It must be our sign that we are going to have an adventure.

-It goes slow now. Step on it. -Of course I do. It's you who doesn't step on it.

-I'm stepping on it. -Just steer, Morgan.

-Concentrate on the steering. -Let's go to the New Zealand.

We're in the New Zealand.

THE NEW SEA LEAGUE

Morgan and Ola, where are we?

-We're in the New Zealand. -Hey!

-What does the New Zealand look like? -We have a similar environment.

It's a big difference from Australia we're from.

I'd like to meet some sheep. Are they as kind as the Swedes?

-Maybe a little hairier. -That's a sheep.

-I'm turning in. -You're the one who's steering.

-Where are we from? -We're on a farm in the New Zealand.

Nice to meet you. Ola Konig from Sweden.

-First time here in the New Zealand. -Hey, Morgan.

-I'm very interested in sheep. -I'm going to show you some of my sheep.

And then we're going to give one a haircut.

-Can you do it? Are you sure? -Yeah.

Hey, sheep! Sheep, sheep, sheep!

-Do you have a name? -Here she comes.

-This? -Whoo-hoo-hoo!

-Hi! -Come on.

-Little kid. Little kid. -Yes.

-One year? Two years? -No, three months old.

-Her name is Mary. -Mary?

-What do you call it? Mary? -Yeah.

-Mary had a little lamb, little lamb. -What do you call it?

-Her name is Mary. -Mary. Mary Cookins.

-Morgan, what are you going to do? -I don't know. I'm just hanging around.

-Do you want to catch the sheep? -Yeah, my friend's starting now.

Ah!

See if you can get him in a headlock, Morgan, and get him on his backside.

Yep.

-Is this like the cow, Morgan? -The cows are a little bigger, but...

...they have to be one.

Beautiful. You've done this before.

I'll make a start, and then you can have a go, and Morgan have a go.

-Yeah. I can start in. -Just stay there and watch.

He's very good.

-Are you gonna do something? -Yep. -Hold tight. We're gonna cut in here.

-Want to start in? -No, no, here. Me. Right.

It's very, very difficult. It's very difficult.

-It's very difficult. -Very good.

Very good.

Beautiful.

-Morgan! -Morgan, have you cut cows before?

Yes, I've cut a lot, but no small animals, and often...

-Hold your foot there. -You don't usually follow the fur, but you just cut it like that.

Hold tight. Cut it in here. Right.

Beautiful. That's really good.

-Is it difficult, Morgan? -Yes, it's a little oilier.

I've cut a cow with so much fur.

-Oh, beautiful. -This is what it's supposed to look like.

Righto, come on. We're about finished for the day.

I like sheep very much. I like sheep meat, I love meat more than...

-Righto, let's go, eh? -Yeah.

I have to say that I like sheep more than cows.

Don't I, Enrejsa Jäkla Röhr?

Shouldn't we turn in the war machine you wanted to?

We will. It's an adventure.

Find Morgan a branch. It looks Swedish. It's fantastic.

How are you going to test this?

I'm very curious about how it can be to sit in a race car.

-And play with the bars. -What do you think of this, Morgan?

I'm not really impressed by war stuff.

-Let's see if we can find this guy. -Yes.

-Hi. Nice to meet you. -You too.

-I'm Ola Conny, from Sweden. -I'm from the UK.

-What do you call this? -Caliber?

I say "striksvagn". What do you call it? "Panzervagn"?

-What do you call this? -For English names.

-Centurion. -Centurion.

-So, what happened? -What happened?

-How much fighting can the caliber take? -It's designed to destroy other battle tanks.

-So, it has an 84 mm gun. -84 mm?

-Oh. 84. 84. -Oh.

-So, wait. -Wow.

You can have it with a umbrella. Amarillo's can you have here.

-How many...? -Amarillo. Amarillo. For running.

You take Amarillo, come into your house, and then...

-How should I say it? Amarillo. Amarillo. -Amarillo.

Amarillo. Amarillo. Amarillo.

-Amarillo. I have no idea. -Oh, shit.

You're clad here. This is running. You take your Amarillo.

-Umbrella. -Umbrella. Amarillo, do you?

Flower, flower.

Amarillo.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

-Actually... -So, what can we do now?

Can we start now? I'm very interested for your caliber.

-Maybe. But first... -Yep.

-Come inside, let's get some overalls on you. -Yeah, good.

And sign your lives away.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

-I'm here. -It's not specific.

So, how are you doing now? What are you doing first time here?

-OK. -What, your brake and gas and steering here? Steering here?

Well, no, the gear stick is between your legs.

-Sorry? -The gear stick is between your legs.

-Here? -Yes.

-One? -No.

-One? -That's right. Well, number two.

-No, no, no. Two. -Two?

Three. Four.

Yeah. So, can we start now?

No, there's more to explain. You've got levers, so you pull the left lever.

-Left lever, yeah. -So you turn left.

-Can we drive now? -Last thing. Let me explain.

-Left is clutch. -OK.

Left and right band have two wheels.

-Broken. -Oh, no, I'm going down.

-You're going down? -Very sensible, Morgan.

-So, can we start it now? -Yes.

-Are you ready to start? -I'm ready to start.

-I can drive now? -Ready to drive, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Good, good, good, good. Perfect, perfect, perfect.

-Shit! -Two.

Oh, not good, not good.

"Morgan, how does it seem to go, Conny?"

It's going pretty well, dad.

"Morgan, how does it seem to go, Conny?"

It's going pretty well, dad.

When you see something like this, you can't help but think about it.

It's just not what you think it's going to be.

It's not what you think it's going to be, it's just not what you think it's going to be.

It's just not what you think it's going to be, it's just not what you think it's going to be.

It's just not what you think it's going to be, it's just not what you think it's going to be.

It's just not what you think it's going to be, it's just not what you think it's going to be, it's just not what you think it's going to be.

It's just not what you think it's going to be, it's just not what you think it's going to be, it's just not what you think it's going to be.

It's just not what you think it's going to be, it's just not what you think it's going to be, it's just not what you think it's going to be.

I think in modern society that you have democracy, that you talk to each other about different things and that you do justice through FFM and things like that.

I agree with that thing, but I think it's about war.

What do you think we're doing now?

-I think we'll squash a car. -Squash a car?

-Squash a car. -I'm going to drive over the car.

-Are you ready? -I'm ready when you are.

That's good. Perfect.

Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!

And stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop! Stop, stop, stop! Touch, touch, touch!

Good!

-Well, you killed it. -What did you think of this?

I like to laugh and look at it, when we crash and smile a little.

Yeah! Good! I smashed the car. It's good. Very good.

-What do you think, Morgan? -It will be good. It will be very good.

Damn, there's not much left of this. Perfect.

I like this smash. Thank you so much for letting me drive the tank.

It was fun, Morgan. I want to see more of New Zealand. Shall we stay a little longer?

Yes, I would like to see the kiwi bird, which is so famous here.

-No, I don't want to either. -No.

-Say goodbye to everyone! -Goodbye!

What's your hobby for food? What do you like to eat?

What's your hobby for food? What do you like to eat?

Come on, come on, it's not like that.

Hello and welcome to Travel Design. We can't take your call now-

-but if you leave a message, we'll come back to you.

We just want to say that we have been to Sydney and looked at the opera house.

But we didn't think it was special. The load in Stockholm was much better.

Thank you, bye. Have a good one.

Translation: Ellinor Larsen www.sdimedia.com

Translation: Ellinor Larsen www.sdimedia.com

Translation: Ellinor Larsen www.sdimedia.com

Translation: Ellinor Larsen www.sdimedia.com

THE END.

Bye!