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Tonight, at the church of Taperoà...

... "The Passion of the Christ" will be broadcasted! - A film full of adventure

that shows a lonely man, unarmed

... facing the entire Roman empire! - Don't miss it!

The story of a living creature who is man and God at the same time!

A film of mystery, full of miracles and otherworldly events !

"The Passion of Christ", the world's boldest film!

I'll go blind if it isn't!

Hey Father João...

Why Jesus never appears in this moving facing us, like showing his front?

The living creatures who looks at the God´s face, dies.

Holy Mary! Have you ever thought if this man suddenly turns this way?

He won't turn! There is no worthy actor for playing such a role!

Sir, why don´t you apply for this role?

What conversation is this?

Aren´t you Sir the representative of God?

you would earn a bunch of money as a film actor.

The true christian satisfies himself with just a few.

So I'm a naughty Christian because...

I am not that satisfied with the payment.

Playing this movie, João Grilo, it is already a holy work.

Like the apostles, we are spreading the life of Christ.

Do you want a better payment than that?

If Jesus only knew worldliness, scoundrelism...

of a certain type of priest we have nowadays...

He would possibly shake the cross out and...

go straight upward to Heaven!

Watch out your lack of respect, dude!

Jesus died for the poor, Chicó!

We can allow ourselves certain intimacies.

"We"? we don´t. Dont get me into troble with the people from heaven...

it's enough the ones you engulfes me with people here on Earth.

That's what it's like to be ungrateful!

Who got this job of movie player for you?

Oh my Wholy Mother of Jesus Christ!

It has burned, you'll have clain to another Saint , Chicó.

I'm screwed, João.

What shall we do?

"We"? Don't drag me into your mess...

this is your business! It serves you right. Now you need to handle your job.

- Let's give their money back! - No way, I am not giving it back ..

otherwise, I'll lose my percentage. - So, Then?

Oh, dude, what's the matter? Haven't they watched almost the entire movie?

But the end is missing, dude!

And what's the matter? Everyone knows the end of this story.

Yeah, but it seems that they want to watch it again!!!

Calm down, people...

What ´s all the fuss about ? Nothing happened.

Chicó stopped the film just because he wanted to.

Wasn't it, Chicó?

And he stopped it because it was the Father João himself who requires it.

Wasn't it, Father João? - uhmmm

So, why would Father João like to stop the movie...

at its most exciting moment , which is the crucifixion? - uhmmmm

Exactly!

Because now you will watch the rest of the story...

right here in the church!

And it won´t be in a movie screen.

Who will show us is Father João, isn't it, Father João?

- Yes, this is the following ... - So...

Everyone on your knees because Father João will pray the Mass...

that represents Jesus' sacrifice...

who died on the cross, poor guy, to save us.

Yes, my brothers and sisters...

this Mass was ordered by João Grilo...

who will make a donation for this with the payment that he received...

for tonight's work...

in benefit of the church´s restoration.

Today's episode: The Dog's Testament

- How was it? Did you hunt something? - Almost.

That's a nice animal: "almost"

We almost bake, we almost eat, and almost starves to death.

I almost got more than 15 paca together.

I'm almost catching you lying, Chicó.

Oxê, fulerage. When did you see me lying?

- I have never seen it, I have just heard it. - Well, you should have been there to see ...

- What, you lying - No, dude.

The pacas.

In that corner of the Cosme Pinto stream, where the pacas cross

there are so many pacas, but so many pacas that cross there...

that their trail gets stamped on water.

The stream comes straight and in the corner it sinks like this, watch out.

Oxe...

Is Water iclay to keep the path marked by the animals cross ?

I don't know, I just know this is how it is.

I was there hiding when appeared more than 30 pacas.

- You said it was more than 15. - Oxente, dude!

30 is more than 15, isn't it? - That's right.

I will shut my mouth not scare off your pacas.

That's better. Well, I pointed at my yellow paca , I pulled the trigger...

and suddenly the Army Major Antônio Moraes's mare appeared in front of me.

I thought: I will kill the mare of the Army Major and he will kill me.

I thought: I have to sort it out. - How come? if you had already pulled the trigger?

I thought all of this very quickly, more than quicker...

and then I covered the muzzle of the shotgun with my hand so the shot would not come out...

the riffle was just like that ...uhhuhu (shaking)

When I uncapped and released the bullet the pacas had already gone into the bushes.

Let's leave your huntings behind, Chicó. Let´s go hunting for jobs...

I heard that the baker needs an assistant.

Ah Chico, I have just found out !

- You look like an assistant. - Do You think so?

And you look like a good assistant .... You help the baker, and with the money he pays you...

you go and help me. - Do you think I look like a dum?

A dum and a baker assistant are almost the same thing.

- Is Anybody home? - Hey, who's there?

It's me.

that´s me , just me. I heard you need an assistant.

Why do you ask? Would you like to help? - Yes.

that´s Okay. I never say "no" to help and money.

- How much do you pay? - I'm doing you a favor...

to let you help me, what more do would you like

- I told you, you look like a dum!

- Are you unemployed?

- Unemployed, annoyed and starving. - And dying to help!

- Then the job is yours. - Fine. The job is yours.

- How much is the salary?

- Not much. - On the other hand,

there is plenty of work .

- If it is too much work, you need 2 assistents

- only if it is for the wage of one.

- And how much is that wage? - How much?

- Five pennies. - Five crowns.

- Is that good for you, Chicó? - It is good for me.

So let's do the math.

Chicó works for two, gets paid for one.

- I am going to do it all alone?

- Of course not Chicó, but you can handle half of it, can't you?

- I guess so.

- It 's settled. Chicó works for 2, gets paid for 1, and does half of the chores.

I work for 2 more, get paid for 1, and do the other half of chores.

and I'll take care of the other half!

- I said 2 for the price of 1!

- But, This is 4 for the price of 2...

which comes out the same, boss!

- Is that right? - Sure it is. Can't you do math?

So, It's a deal.

Are you crazy? Now each of us will have to work for 2.

I forgot to say that 1 of my 2 workers is a damn lazy man...

and just sleeps all the time. - And how about the other?

- Ah, the other is very hardworking, but he didn't come today.

Open this door, Eurico

- Is it time to arrive in a respectful house?

Here you won´t enter even with the mad dog disease...

go to sleep on the street, for everyone to know...

the tyoe of a traitor woman that you are.

- Oxê, I just went out to cool down myself.

- To cool down this fire that you have in there!

João Grilo! Chicó! - Sir!

- Go call Father João, I want him to witness..

this naughtyness and to condemn this adulteress to the fifth of hell!

- I've called a priest for everything in this world...

except for giving a "cheated" certificate...

- Kikinho, let's solve this matter between us.

Open up, please

- to open? Only if it's yours head, your unfortunate!

I was very fool when I married you, okay?

Beautiful woman is only good at cheating.

If you don't open it, I will throw myself into the well

And am I that lucky?

You will die of remorse of your false accusations...

- I'm going to set of some fireworks! - And everyone will think...

that you have killed me for jealousy!

- And are you an idiot to die just for that?

Farwell Eurico!

My only love. Ah!!!!

Dorinha, my love...

Don't do such a thing because I'm crazy for you!

Open that door, Dora!

Is it time to arrive in a respectful house?

Here you won´t enter not even with the mad dog disease...

Go to sleep is on the street, for everyone to know...

the type of a jerk you are!

But, what is this?!

I was the one inside, Father João,

But then she threw herself into the well, and I ended up coming out here!

Huh, Dora?

He's drunk Father, doesn't say a thing that makes sense!

My daughter, forgive him, he doesn't know what he says.

I do not forgive Father...

I can't take it anymore this cachaça breath.

- But Father... - Eurico, give yourself respect!

You are the president of Brotherhood of Souls!

- But Father João! - Apologize to your wife,

my son, I'm commanding it!

- Sorry... - "Dorinha"...

- Sorry, Dorinha.

And remember, wedding is an invention of God!

However, the devil added cheating!

Hey, Grilo, with so much bread like this...

do you think they will miss only two?

As if you don't know how cunning are these people.

They count each single bread, well counted...

and they still write everything down on the notebook that they have.

We say it was a mouse that ate it.

And have you ever seen a mouse eating a whole bread like that, especially two?

- We say it was 2 mice. - Do you think they are dum?

They will say in our face that the 2 mice are the 2 of us.

This mouse story isn't bad idea at all.

The darn Chicó from time to time have a good idea.

-João... -What a fright, Chicó!

My heart has come to my foot!

-Ôxe, why? -I do not know...

I thought it was a mouse!

- Leave the delivery for later, Chicó.

- No hurry.

- It's just that Eurico told me rush off . - And don't you know that I boss him ?

- That, everybody knows. -And if he bosses you around...

and I boss him around...

- I'm in charge of you, you know? - You can boss me around, I'm used to it.

- Anything?

- if it is not to kill, to steal, not to offend father and mother, nor...

swear the holy name of God in vain. - Do you obey all 10 commandments?

- And if the lady command, I still obey another 20

- And if I order you to disobey, do you disobey?

- The commandment? - Yes.

- And which one? - Do not covet your neighbor's wife.

- Depends on how angry is the neighbor and the beauty of his wife.

- The wife is here in front of you. -Then I want the neighbor's to be damned.

I was soon saying "I love you" and she melted all over.

-"I love you"? -Yeah, it means "brunette" in French.

Dude, if the baker finds out, you are screwed.

He won't find out, dude, the cheated one is the last to know.

- Depends on the type of the cheated.

The one that you said is the "distracted cheated"...

But there is also the "telegraph cheated", the first to receive the news!

- Where are you going? - And you?

Where does this sandal come from? full of dirt making a mess in the house?

- I asked where you're going.

- I'll be right back.

- I asked where you are going, and not when you are coming back.

- I'm going to church, that's it. - What are you going to do, huh?

And is there more things to do at church? Oh what a distrustful man!

Blessing, Father João.

God bless you, my daughter. To what do I owe the visit?

- I came here... to confess.

Wow, it's been a long time!

It's because I was waiting to accumulate a few more sins...

to throw everything at once. - That's great!

That you came regreting for your sins, right?

Wait for me in the church, the Sacristan has left

and I'm like, as they say, having to ring the bell and pray the Mass at the same time.

But I won't take long.

You can confess your sins, my daughter.

I keep cheating on my husband, Father João.

- Such a good man... - He is good to cheat.

He's worse than green firewood, I I try to set it on fire and it just makes smoke!

But adultery is a sin, you must regret...

I regret... but I try to stop and then I regret it even more.

And where are you going meet your lover?

But father, Do I have to confess what am i still going to do?

You have to tell me everything, my daughter.

I thought today I was just going to set the bills backwards.

You tell me right now and I will forgive you for anticipation.

Ok. Being this way, that's alright. Look, today I...

Are you sure that we need to get in there?

- Why, are you afraid? - Oxente, I have the courage of a jaguar mother!

You may come in.

It's not dangerous!

Even if it had...

Eurico already knows that I'm meeting another man.

- God help me! Who is this dude? - You, my dear.

Holy Mary, that's right! What fright, I lost even the conviction!

- Come closer for you to be confident! - I ´d prefer to be in doubt!

- Don't worry about Eurico. - Why? Is he already conformed?

No, at this point he might be trying to kill you!

Help me, my Father Cicero!

Hey man, stop fussing. Eurico don't know you're my lover.

At the last minute I discovered his trap...

and gave the wrong address of our date!

he will spend the night waiting for us there!

Oh Miss Dora, I am madly in love with you...

Oh Chicó! Pay attention, that here is against the grain, dude!

And let's wake up! The party is over!

João, that was the same as being in heaven.

The mattress felt like a cloud.

Mrs. Dora sniffles in my ear that chills the entire middle region.

Be careful, cant't you see?

There is a saying that goes: "Where one earns the bread, one does not eat the meat".

And you better come to work, 'cause if Mr. Eurico catches you sleeping...

the situation gets worse! - But today he will take a while to arrive.

Ah, disgrammed, I have already confessed you, now all you need is my blessing.

A wise woman, João, deceived the husband telling the truth.

- He was half-deceived, because Mr Eurico is coming there and he looks furious..

I want to see what lie she is going to make up now.

You can go right away telling me where you spent the night!

I spent it in our room, on our bed...

and if you had slept at home, you would know that.

Oh, women! Do you think that fools me, but I know everything.

I know you know. Didn't I tell you myself?

No! I mean... it was you who told!

But you don't know you told me. - Of course I know,

and I'll tell you something else, I knew very well that you...

were in Father João's place. - Who told you?

I realize it quickly ! Oh what a dumb man!

So don't you see that I made up this whole story...

of betrayal to get revenge on you? - Of me? regarding to what?

Your lack of confidence. Do you think it is not enought ?

Disguise yourself as a priest to hear my confession!

This is even sacrilege, and if I tell to the bishop, you will be excommunicated!

For Blessed Mother, don't do such a thing!

And you can tell me right away, where did you spend the night?

Once someone has already read to me a pamphlet shwing more than 60 types of cheted men.

Screw it! Have more type of people who were cheated than bird!

There're type of people who were cheated for the whole alphabet...

Startinh from the hasty one , who were cheated even before getting married...

the zealous one , who only likes to see well dressed women

Go, my little girl, eat to get stronger, go!

Sorry to ask but Do you talk to a dog, huh?

I do, why? Would you like to talk to me?

- And does she listen? - Listen? She listens...

But doesn't bodered.

Since today , I say to her to eat and she does nothing.

If she doesn't want it, I want it!

It's boredom that I only see. The poor thing ate almost nothing today.

So it's better than us we didn't even eat the "almost"!

Early in the morning, ate only one couscous with milk...

- Oh, couscous with milk!... - A little bit of manioc...

- A little bit of manioc... - And a little chicken stew.

- Oh, a stewed chicken...

When it was 10 am, ate a bowl of papa.

- Papa's bowl! - Just a few, but because I flattered her a lot.

If you flatter me a little bit, I swear I eat!

If you don't want to flatter too, you don't have problem, we eat the same way.

But look at that poker face!

Dont you have your food ?

We serve the good and the best, and there are still some ungrateful ones like that!

Steak cooked in butter, Chicó!

I don't know if I eat soon or if I stare it for a little longer.

- João! - Sir!

Devil of a serene drop...

Look at this! I will drill until the lump in the bastard's eye...

of the mouse that did it! - I'm glad the damage was small.

- Small? Do you know how much 2 loaves cost? -But you can still cut...

the ends and enjoy the rest.

You're right. And you can eat the edges, as mouse is a clean animal.

- I have no luxury with me. -For you not to say that I ´ve never give you anything.

I think boss, that you are a saint to give me this piece of bread,

even more after taking such a loss!

In addition to taking damage to the bread, I'm still going to lose the cheese!

You Sir will put bread and cheese for the mouse?

I'm not putting cheese!

I'm going to put a lot of mousetrap to catch these pests.

And you need to be careful to not eat this whole bread and get sick, huh!

João, it's giving "pilora" on the dog!

She is with the drop! It must have been the food!

God help me! Was our food poisoned?

Insanity! For those who only eat fillet, our slop is poison!

You'd better hurry to tell the mistress the news.

Mrs. Dora!

A terrible thing has happened to one of your loved ones.

I want Eurico to go to hell!

I mean ... i am talking about your little dog.

Blessed Virgin! What happened to her?

Help! My little dog is sick! Help me, Saint... Saint...

Who's the patron saint of the dogs?

Saint Francis, I think. He used to speak to animals.

Help me Saint Francis of...

Is him from Padua or Assisi?

That, I don't know. You must ask the priest.

That's it! Go get the priest to bless my dog!

- Bless? - Yes!

- The dog? - If my dog ​​dies...

I die together. But before dying I kill you 2, which instead of going...

you are delaying. Oh my God, come on...

this little dog is the reason of my existence!

- Calm down my love, you still have me. - Which is another disgrace in my life!

The Bishop is coming. I doubt that Father joão will bless the bitch.

Why not? I once had a blessed horse.

Come on, Chicó! I'm up to here with your stories.

They is always someting strange. And you explain by saying:

"I don't know, I just know it was like that."

But I did have the horse! what can I do?

Should I say I didn't?

Because of your stories, people say you can't be trusted.

Can't I be trusted?

- Antonio Martinho can confirm it!

- Antonio Martinho is dead 3 years ago !

- But he was alive when I had it. - When do you "have" it?

- You mean you gave birth to the horse? - I didn't do that

but nothing surprises me anymore.

Last month, a woman foaled a colt in Cearà.

It's the drought, starvation. They can't have babies, so they have horses.

Horse's food is cheaper and you can sell them.

- What was the blessed horse like? - I have never seen a a good horse,

I had never seen it.

Once we chased a calf from dawn to dusk without a rest.

without stopping for a moment. I took down the ox at night.

- The cow? Wasn't it a calf? - It was a calf and an ox.

- And you ran after the two together like this at once?

- Yes, is it forbidden? - No, but I admire them...

running for so long together, without getting separated. How was that?

- I don't know, I just know that it was like that. 17 hours mounted and the horse there with me...

without complaining about anything. - I would be surprised if he complained.

We started in Paraíba and before I realized it,

we were in Sergipe. - What about the São Francisco River, Chicó?

You and your questions!

Of course! How did you cross the river?

Didn't I say the horse was blessed? That's why nothing surprises me.

Blessed horses, blessed dogs, I've seen it all.

But your lies won't convince Father João.

- A bitch? - Yes.

- For me to bless? - Yes.

That's crazy, nonsense!

I told him you wouldn't. He insisted, so here we are.

bless because bless, I came with him.

There's no way I'll do it!

I don't see anything wrong with blessing it.

Didn't you bless Major Moraes's new mill?

A mill is something everyone blesses.

But I've never heard of blessing a bitch!

I think dogs are better than mills.

But , who is going to look funny blessing a dog, would be me !

It's fine to bless a mill, everyone does it. But not a dog!

The priest is right, Chicó. People will mock him.

One thing is Major Antonio Moraes' mill.

Another is Antonio Moraes' bitch.

What?

I said the Major's mill was one thing,

and his bitch, another.

So the dog's owner, of whom you speak, is Antonio Moraes?

Yes. I didn't want to come, because you'd be mad at us.

But he's rich and powerful. I work for him...

so I had to do it, or I'd lose my job.

But I told Chicó you'd be angry.

No, João!!

A Minister of God has no right to be angry!

So, you'll bless it, right?

- What do you think? - I think it's no big deal.

I agree. There's nothing wrong with blessing God's creatures!

So all is well with God!

The bitch will be blessed, and everyone will be happy!

Tell the Major to come. I'll be waiting!

What invention was that to say that the dog belonged to Major Antônio Moraes?!

It was the only way the priest promise to bless it.

Afraid of the Major's wealth, what if by. Didn't see the difference?

Before it was "what a crazyness, bullshit!"

Now "I don't see any harm in bless God's creatures".

- Now just take the little dog there. - What if he finds out?

How? And dog is ox to have the owner's mark?

One of these days yet gets into a mess.

I think it's good. I'm crazy about a mess.

It won't work, João. You still come with your things.

And if Antônio Moraes appears here around town?

My son, the day the Major leaves that farm, chicken grows teeth.

So I think the little ones so gnawing bone...

because the man comes right there.

Eurico swallows snake, you sissy , have you been cheating the customers ?

Major Antonio Moraes! I haven´t seen you for such a long time

This city stinks like cat shit. I´ve just came because I had it.

- And what brings you here? Its a honou! - Do you remember my daughter Rosinha?

Oxê, of course! Straight hair, black eyes, width shoulders, big breasts, little waist...

- Don't go far or you will be in trouble! - With all due respect, Major...

With all due respect, when she left, she was a child.

Well then, Rosinha has been a little sick...

and it's coming from Recife to rest at the farm.

But like all woman, she loves going to church.

He asked me to get the priest to give her his blessing.

- Holy Mary, what do we do, Chicó? - I don't know, I have nothing to do with it.

Holy Mary, let's stop him before he meets the priest.

You are the one who invented this story, who likes messes. Now sort it out!

But you went with me! Now, help me out!

- No way! - Come on, Chicó.

You're used to these matters. You had a blessed horse!

Antonio Moraes can be a horse,

but for sure he isn't blessed!

Major Moraes! How are you?

- Just as you can see. - Great! you look very well! Are Looking for the priest?

- You´re asking too much. - Do you want me to...

get him? - If I did, I'd have told you to.

I just wanted to warn you for you not to be shocked

The priest is going mad.

- The priest? Mad? - Yes, the priest!

He won't respect anyone...

and wants to bless everything.

I brought him a message from my boss, but I was ill-treated...

...in spite of who my boss is.

- Who's your boss? - The baker!

He said he was a dog, but he'd bless him anyway.

- That's insane! - I know , but it's his thing now.

- He blesses everything and calls us a dog. - That is with your boss.

With me, it'll be different. - Forgive me, ...

but I disagree. - You disagree?

Yes, because he said...

"That dog puts on airs because he's the Major's friend."

What are you saying?

Are you sure? - Positive! The poor priest has gone loony..

I'll clear this up. Someone will pay for this!

- Can you spare some change? - Get yourself a job!

I can't work, sir. I only have one eye.

Poke the other one out and sing at a fair!

It's a great honor to see Major Antonio Moraes in church!

It's been a while since you last visited the house of GOD

You mean I haven't been to Mass in a long time.

Not at all! I'm aware of your duties, your health.

You know I don't work and my health is perfect!

What brings you here? You needn't tell me the little one is sick.

- How did you know?

Word gets around pretty quickly.

- Does it stink yet? - Stink? What?

- Your little one. - No! What do you mean by that?

- Nothing. Manner of speaking.

Well, you go with a very weird way of talking!

Forgive this old, ignorant priest.

- What ails her? The mange? - The mange?

Yes. I've seen one die of it within a few hours.

It started on her tail and spread to her whole body.

- On her "tail"? - I'm sorry. I should've said "stern".

We owe respect to those that are ill, even if they are inferior beings.

"Inferior beings"?

Father, beware!

The church is the pillar of society, but there's a limit to everything!

- What did I say? - "Inferior beings"!

My full name is Antonio Noronha de Brito Moraes!

"Noronha de Brito" comes from the Count of Arcs!

My people came in the caravels!

Surely! And the little one's forebears did too, right?

Of course! If mine did, so did hers.

What are you insinuating? That her mother is...

- A bitch! - What did you say?

- A bitch. - Say it again!

I see no harm in saying it. Isn't her mother a bitch?

i just don´t kill you beacuse you are a priest .

I'll complain to the Bishop!

You were right. Appear on Angicos that you will not regret.

Someone tell me for love God, what have I done?

Nothing, nothing Father. This man is may be crazy with an obsession for being big.

Even the dog he wants give nobility letter...

I do everything to please him and he will complain to the bishop.

- Will the bishop suspend me? - No! Before that...

I go to Angicos and arrange everything. - Are you really going, João? How?

Leave it to me. Antonio Moraes suddenly became my friend.

Didn't see how you invited me to go to the Angicos?

Now it's like this, João Grilo over there, Antonio Moraes here...

He's completely upset.

Well, arrange things João, that you don't regret.

It's called it's arranged. Now I want a little favor from the priest.

- I was already waiting for one of these. - What am I going to ask for...

it's much easier than to fulfill the commandments.

Say then, what is it?

The woman's dog from the baker is very sick.

I wanted you to bless the little dog.

Again? But is it possible?

It's more than possible. Wouldn't you bless that of Major Antônio Moraes?

- And the baker's dog is sick now? - It is.

oh What a land to have sick dogs, that's all.

And the craze is now blessing. Bless all that is animal.

- How is it, would you bless or wouldn´t you? - Thinking well...

I think it's better not to bless. Go away, go. - And what do I say to Ms. Dora?

Tell her the bishop is there, and I only bless if he allows me.

- An alms for the love of God. - I will pray for your soul.

Can you join with this pray a bowl of flour?

The Church is only concerned with spiritual food, my son.

Oh, my little dog is dying, we have no idea who is her mother.

- Where is the priest to bless her, João Grilo? - he Can't come.

He said that the bishop is there and that he only blesses if it was Antônio Moraes' dog...

most important people. Otherwise, the bishop can complain.

What are you talking about?

So he can bless the Major's dog Antônio Moraes, and not mine?!

- What is this, what is this... - I'm asking, what is it?

After all, I'm president of the Brotherhood of Souls.

And that's something!

The man is president of the Brotherhood of Souls.

For me this is a case of blessed dog.

Bless that dog soon and we will be in peace.

I won't bless it, and that's my decision!

I'm not prepared. I have to think it over.

You mean blessing the Major's bitch was fine...

but you have to think it over when it's my bitch?

My husband is the president of the Brotherhood of Souls!

- I'll make him resign! - She'll make me resign!

You won't get one single loaf of bread!

Not one!

- And you get your bread for free!

- You get it for free!

And he pays for the church repairs!

- I pay for the repairs!

- What's all this about? - What is it about?

This is the voice of truth, Father. Now you'll see who the baker's wife really is!

- And what are you, then?

- The cow! - The cow?!

The cow I lent you, so you'd have milk.

- I want it back today! - Today!

- Even the cow? - You're overdoing it!

And didn't I tell you to stay with the bitch?

- Didn't she? - She did.

- How is she? - It's still got four paws, a nose...

- Don't tell me she's worse! - I won't.

- But is she worst ? Tell us! - Make up your minds!

Don't tell me you let her die!

- I didn't let her! - Thank God!

But you know she never listens.

Chicó! You should've stayed with the bitch!

If I had, who'd have brought the news of it's death?

My little bitch is dead!

The bitch met its fate.

It met the only irreparable doom...

that marks our strange destiny on this Earth.

The unexplainable fact...

which puts all living things in one flock of condemned creatures...

because all that lives shall die.

"All that lives shall die." Beautiful!

Where did you hear that? You sure didn't make it up.

No, I didn't. I heard it from a priest.

- When my pirarucu died. - Your pirarucu?

Mine, that's a way of saying...

Actually, I think I was his. Didn't I tell you about him?

No. I've heard of men owning fish,...

but not the other way around!

It happens when I was in Amazonas.

I wrapped the harpoon rope around my body and my arms.

So I was with the motionless arms.

When it bit, it pulled me into the river.

- The fish caught you. - Exactly! It caught me.

In short, it dragged me for 3 days and 3 nights.

3 days and 3 nights? Weren't you hungry?

No, but I was dying for a smoke!

When it died, I waved my hands and some people freed me.

But weren't your hands tied?

When things get tough, you find a solution.

- How did you do it? - I don't know, but so it was.

My little bitchie!

We must all resign ourselves.

If you had blessed the little one she'd still be alive!

Waah, Waah. i Dont have this power!

Just one thing: You have to give her a decent burial!

- A funeral for the bitch? - Yes, and it has to be in Latin.

- Or, it wont work. -In Latin, it won't work.

- In Latin, it will work. - Yes, in Latin, it will work!

You're all crazy! I'm not giving the bitch a funeral!

The Brotherhood will lose its funding!

- I won't do it! - The Brotherhood has lost its funding!

- I won't do it!

- My husband resigns the presidency!

- I won't do it! - I resign the presidency!

- I won't do it! - The little cow...

will be taken from the church right away!

- You heartless woman! - Heartless?

Because I don't want to see the buzzards eat my bitch?

- Will you bury her or not? - If it were up to God,

I'd do it. The problem is the Bishop!

All you'll ever get is stale bread, cash up-front!

- You cruel woman! - And for double the price!

- Can you spare some change? - No.

- Help a poor one-eyed beggar!

- Why should I? Did I poke your eye out?

- No, sir, you didn't. - I can poke the other eye out,

so I'd have to give you money.

The bitch stays until the priest agrees to bury her.

But, dear, she's starting to smell.

Then you leave! Maybe the stench won't be so bad!

Give me a free hand, and I'll get the bitch buried.

- You've got it. - Can I loose the purse strings?

- Yes! - This is going to be easy!

- What are you up to getting? - I'm getting the bitch a funeral.

And in Latin!

Do you want to die, dude?

I will, but I take everything with me!

- Seu Severino? - And you know another one with my face?

Good thing the beggar was you, lucky I didn't have to kill him.

- Finish your slack, dude - I don't like to kill, no.

- I kill, but I don't like it. - Where were you going without my command?

You were late, I went to get you.

I went all over town dressed as a beggar and I didn't find any police.

But there was no citizen to give me alms either!

That's why I steal.

I don't like to steal, but when the person asks and is not given...

But it was pretty good that I got more angry with these people.

Jeez, on this way won't escape nobody in Taperoá.

It will be easier than giving slap in a drunk.

- Father João? - What is it?

- I'm here for the cow.

- What a heartless woman!

If I could, I'd bury the bitch, the cat, whatever!

But the Bishop is in town!

These folks are nuts. They think pets are people.

The bitch even had a will

naming you as a beneficiary.

Wait a minute! A bitch with a will?

She was a smart bitch!

In recent times, already sick to death...

she had her eyes wide, every time the bell rang.

Until my boss understood that she wanted to be buried as a Christian.

And the boss had to promise that in exchange for the burial...

he would add to the will 3 coins of réis for the priest.

What an intelligent animal! What a noble feeling!

But unfortunately it wasn't possible to do the burial...

so it will be difficult to comply the will in that part.

And now the puppy goes to be eaten by vultures.

Food for vultures? that´s not going to happen! And the will, where is it?

It was notarized, it's a guaranteed thing.

A dog like that can't be eaten by vultures!

- Supported! - I'm just afraid of...

of committing a sacrilege.

What a sacrilege, I don't see no harm in that!

You don't see, but who guarantees me that the bishop also does not see?

- The bishop? - Yes! Bishop, a great administrator!

- An eagle to whom nothing escapes! - You can leave everything to me...

that I guarantee!

- Are you sure, João? - I guarantee it.

With these great managers, I understand that it's a beauty!

- Major Antonio Moraes. - Bishop.

Before entering the city of Taperoá...

I made a point of coming to greet your most eminent figure!

Eminent to the lord, because there is still little foot João not only mistreated me...

He dishonored my family!

- Father João mistreated you? - I just didn't kill him...

because killing a priest brings bad luck.

- But what did he do? - Imagine your eminence...

that I went to ask quickly João to bless my daughter who was sick.

-And he said she was a... - One...?

- Oh, I don't even have the courage to say. - It's an ugly thing, isn't it?

Horrible! And still said the even my wife!

But tell me what happened, so that I can take action.

- Called it... - What...?

Oh, it's even a sin to say such a thing to a bishop.

You say that I give you acquittal in advance.

- Starts with "B"... - "B"?

- And now comes an "I" - "B" "I"

- After comes an "T"! - "T"?

- B, I, T...

C and R

No, but Bitch is not with R

I never thought I would hear you saying such a slang word!

No, but I said bitch with R, as you dictated.

And as a bitch with R doesn't exist, then it's not a sin.

Ah, but what the priest said it can only have been with "ch"!

But, be sure that I will take action.

- Do you do the burial in Latin? - In Latin!

- And the follow-up? - Let's go, me and Chico...

With you and your wife I think it's a good burial.

Do you think it's okay like that?

- I Think... - So I think so too.

So, let's go to the funeral.

Absolve Domine, animas omnium fidelium defunctorum ab omni vinculi delictorum...

- It's there, Father. - There is no rush.

The will has been fulfilled, and now my boss and my mistress...

are free from being persecuted for the dog's soul.

- Soul? - Actually, no souls ...

because I don't think there is a dog soul.

But dog haunting exists and is one of the most dangerous.

And then no one wants to disrespect so the will of the dead.

Dog soul? What is this story? I've never heard of it.

- But there is. I've met one myself. - When? Where?

At the passage of the Cosme Pinto stream.

I was crossing the weir bleeder

when one fell out of my pocket, a silver of 10 pennies in the water.

I was coming with my dog ​​but I already had given silver for lost,

when I noticed that she was like this sort of whispering to another.

Suddenly, the dog dove, and brought the money back,

When I went to check, I only had 2 pennies.

Hi! And those souls from there have money exchanged?

I don't know, I only know that so it was.

Didn't expect your honor over here now, so that...

Let's leave it, "Passons", as the French say.

But there are things I can't let go with that ease.

- I don't understand. - Well, you'll understand when I tell you...

that Antônio Moraes spoke to me. - Antônio Moraes spoke to you?

Yes. Just to complain of your procedure towards him.

I don't understand what your honor means.

I don't see any difficulty to understand this, Fr. João.

Antônio Moraes came to me to complain about your brutality towards him.

- How it is? - Let's stop kidding, Fr. João!

you know perfectly what am I referring to!

Why did you call his wife a bitch?

- Me? - Yes, you Sir.

I swear I never called his wife a bitch!

- Called, Fr. João. - I didn't call, your Bishop.

-Called, Fr. João. -I didn't call, your Bishop.

- Called, Fr. João. - I did call, your Bishop.

Well, after all, did you call or didn't you call?

I didn't.

But if your honor say I called it, it's because you know more than I do.

So it's not true that he came to ask may the lord bless his daughter...

And you called his wife a dog?

- The daughter? - Yes, the daughter.

So he meant that he would like to bless his daughter?

Of course it is, isn't it what am I telling you?

Grilo had told me it was the dog. - Grilo?

Fr. João, are you kidding with me?

What is this story about Grilo with a dog?

- Your honor forgive me but now I understand everything!

Who is starting to not understand anything is me!

- The fault is of João Grilo! - Who is João Grilo?

It's a rascal who lives here and works in the bakery, but now he will pay me !

João Grilo! João Grilo, my dear João Grilo, I'm very pleased with you.

And who am I? A poor Grilo that is worth nothing. It's your honor's kindness.

That's right, it's my kindness, because you It's just a really nasty rascal!

Are you listening, Chicó?

- Jeez, if I were you, I would react... - Me?

Yes, if I were you, I would react.

I don't allow anyone to talk like that of a friend of mine in front of me.

- But the friend is you! - Then react Chicó, you are not a man, are you?

- I'm a man, but I'm weak. - Very well, so I'll speak.

Why did your honor called me nasty?

Because you're a very nasty rascal!

Because they forgot to put this on my age certificate.

You brat! Now you will explain to bishop what is this story of telling me that

Antonio de Moraes's dog was sick...

making me call his wife a bitch!

Oh, and how nasty is this? That's nothing, Fr. João!

Much worse is burying a dog in Latin, as if it was Christian...

and not for that I will call you a bastard.

- What's that? - A sudeen pain in my chest !

Poor man. But you had to how my bosses were crying ...

while the dog was buried.

João Grilo, help me, dear friend, I'm dying!

Me? Who am I to help a priest? I'm nothing but a rascal!

- I take it back! - Take it back...

...but the bitch was buried in Latin. - A bitch? Buried in Latin?

He means it was barking. "Bowwow", you know?

No, I don't. I've never seen a dead dog bark.

What's going on?

Whats the matter? The ruckus has just begun.

Is that true? A bitch buried in Latin?

- Why? Is it forbidden?

I don't know, but it turns out it's too funny not to be.

Yes, it is forbidden! It's more than forbidden!

Canonical Code, art.1627, § single, letter K

- Father João will be suspended!

- Your honor, will you suspend the priest? - Yes!

Why not? Do you think it wasnt a big thing what he did? A shame, a demoralization!

As for you, João Grilo you'll regret your tricks.

Pitting the church against Antonio Moraes!

It's a shame, a disgrace!

A mongrel like that, daring to leave a priest...

...and a bishop money in her will! - What?

You mean you haven't heard of the will?

- Will? What will?

- The bitch's will. - The bitch's will?

Yes, bishop. The bitch left a will...

a folly of her owner.

It left 3 conto to the parish...

6 to the diocese.

That's why I always say animals are God's creatures, too!

What a bright animal! What noble feelings!

At the owner's request, I allowed it accompanied...

- The funeral? - Yes, the funeral.

- In Latin?

- I uttered only a few words, really.

"Blah, blah, blah, defunctorum, Amen!"

We must mull it over. It's a matter worth discussing.

Let's call the congregation.

Mrs. Dora...

There was one more small arrangement and the bishop also had to enter the will.

Are you crazy? Haven´t spent already 3 coins with the priest?

- And 6 more now for the diocese. - Oh, what a complication...

If only I made some money but lost was my dog.

Who does not have dog, hunts with cat.

I got a cat that will be good for you.

- A cat? - A cat.

Oh João, bring it to me. Ah, it makes me sick.

Bring it, João, I'm already liking the pet.

I will provide!

Wait!

You know what, João?

Don't go get the cat that's just brings me annoyance and expense.

Didn't you see what happened to the dog? I ended up having to make a will.

Ah, but that's because it was the dog. With my cat it's different...

- Why different? - Because, instead of giving expense...

this cat makes a profit.

Out cow, horse and livestock, animal that makes a profit does not exist.

There is nothing but one...

I'm kind of embarrassed to say!

What is it, João, you is at home! Say it !

is that this cat that I'll bring to you, it...

- uneat money. - Uneat money?

Yeah, eat in reverse. Did you understand?

- I only believe when I see it. - Well, you'll see!

Tomorrow I'll bring it to you!

There is no doubt. All right, legal and allowed.

Canonical Code, art. 368, §3, letter B.

- You mean I didn´t do anything wrong? - No, quite the opposite...

you did very well!

And here's proof that the priest did very well...

according to the Canonical Code, article I don't know how many, §7, letter B.

What is this, what is this...

It's the bishop's part in the dog's will.

There is no hurry, there is no hurry.

How are you ma'am?

- Are you more consoled? - Consoled?

How? If in addition to lose my dog,

I still had to spend 9 contos for her to bury herself.

And it was cheap, you paid 9 contos for the priest to bless an animal.

I've seen them pay 15 for one animal bless a person.

- What animal was this Chicó? - It was a parrot I had.

When he was born I worked at a seminary.

From listening to the classes so much, he knew the Bible by heart.

Then I went to live in a place that only had priest more than 10 leagues away.

The beast used to dispense the sacraments.

- And what happened to this parrot? - He converted to Protestantism.

He went to live in a Church Baptist there in Glória de Goitá.

I found out about two years ago that he died of old age.

How he died of old age...

If you said you saw him born? Parrot lives over 100 years!

- I don't know, I only know that so it was. - Oh Chico...

I feel so alone afterwards my dog ​​died.

You need to have another pet...

- What do you suggest? - A canary is good for cheering.

I want a bigger pet, that my loneliness is very big.

A hare, a cavy...

Bigger.

- A dog, a goat... - Bigger, bigger!

- I seem to understand. - And you're going to stand there, right?

- But if Eurico arrives? - Are you afraid?

Fe...fear? Me?

I grab him by the horn, swivel, swivel, and shake up!

- Do you really shake? - I shake!

Oh, I adore angry men! Repeat!

Shake, shake, shake...

So come shake me a little bit, come my bully!

- Like this? - Yes.

- And now what do I do? - Who has to ask that is me.

What do I do? You can be in charge.

- Me? - Yes!

- Say that you're the boss here, say it. - I'm the boss here!

- Say it again! - I'm in charge here...

Dora?

- Oh, I forgot that I also agreed with Vincentão!

Screw it, with the lady we cheat and are cheated at the same time!

Open here, Dora!

Oh, now it's chipped, Vincentão will kill people if they catch you here!

- Who is Vincentão? - Oxê, so you don't know who Vincentão is?

Vincentão, who took that step on Golias from the pharmacy.

- Oh, my Saint David! - Ernesto Bigalhão had his head shook.

No more! I don't want to know anymore!

- I prefer to continue without knowing the man! - Oh, what do I do?

And do I know? It's your house, who is in charge here is you.

- Open that door! - What do I do now?

Let me fix him.

Jeez, I have gout today!

Today I have the mulestia!

Why didn't you open the door just when I told you? Huh?

Didn't I open it? Look at it open!

And why you take it so long?

And you weren't the one who sent it. I get all dressed up for you?

- Yes, I did. - So, I was getting ready.

After all, who is it in charge here?

And do I need to say?

No but if you want to...

I'm the boss here!

Oh, I adore angry men!

- Repeat! - I'm the boss here!

Repeat!

Who's in charge here...

Ô Dora!

- Oh, it's my husband! - Oh, now it's chipped!

Dora!

- Oh, what do I do? - And do I know?

It's your house, you're in charge here.

Dora!

What do I do now, huh?

You will pretend to enter here to get someone.

And there's someone here, eh?

Of course not man of God, for that very reason.

How did you not find him here, you're going to go out there after him, understand?

- Who is him, boy? - Oh Vincentão...

it feels like god gave you this whole body and forgot to give you the head, didn't it?

- I'm not understanding anything, can you see? - You don't even have to understand!

Take that big knife of yours, and go around screaming like this...

"I'll get you, bastard bitch! I'll get you" Did you understand?

I'll get you, bastard bitch.

Hey Dora, I'm losing patience!

- I'll catch you, you bastard bitch. - This this!

I'll get you, bastard bitch!

- I'll catch you, you bastard bitch! - What the hell is that?

- Kikinho, you arrived just in time! - Exact time of what?

Vincentão was going to kill poor Chicó!

What Chicó?

You can go, Chicó, he is gone.

- Good night, my boss. - Poor thing, it's rascal!

And more screw he will get if don't tell me exactly what you were doing here.

Because Vincentão...

swore Chicó to death, and thought to kill him here.

- Right here, in our house! - In your house!

- Vincentão swore to death, did he? - Swore!

for his mother, may God have her.

- If the boss hadn't arrived... - Also, you lazy bitch, Chicó!

Why didn't you face the man?

If it was with me, I'd get rid of him!

Oh, I adore angry man!

The best woman that have is that of others.

There are only 2 good women in the world. 1 has already died, the other is not found!

It's nothing, Mrs. Dora is alive, and lives next door.

- Why this cat, João? - Just for her.

Don't you know that the weakness of the boss woman is animal and money?

- Yeah. - Well, I'll sell it to her...

to take the dog's place, a wonderful cat...

- that uneat money! - Are you crazy, João?

- There is no such quality of cat. - Much more difficult is to exist parrot...

who knows the Bible by heart, and you already had one.

I did. I Miss him.

But , as things are so strange nowadays, I am not surpriese about anything else.

For a person whose weakness is an animal and money...

I don't see anything better than one animal that uneat money!

Oh João, I'm not doubting you, but how does this cat uneat money?

That's what needs to be agreed with you.

You shove those 10-penny silver on the damn cat, got it?

I realy understood.

- Ô João! - Hein?

- What if the deal goes wrong? - There you come with your latomias.

Want it or not? If you do not want, tell me soon, I'll find another partner.

- I want! - So go on!

Ok...

Ô João!

- What is? - Does it fit?

I don't know, if it doesn't fit, put 5 pennies! Got it, dementia?!

I understood everything !

Mrs. Dora...

I came to bring the cat for you to meet.

- Oh, is that the one that shits money? - Excuse the bad word, yes it is ma'am.

- But this one I only believe when I see it. - Just take the money.

- Well, take it off. - No, Mrs. Dora...

You better take it off to learn how it is.

- Not me, take you off. - Don't be disgusted, Mrs. Dora...

In science everything is natural.

- Well, if it's natural, take it off. - Yeah, then I take.

It's it. 5 pennies that the cat gives you as a gift.

Oh, thank you so much...

But if you don't get angry, I want to see it again.

- Again? - Yea!

I saw you pass your hand and leave with the money, but now I want to see is childbirth.

- The birth? - Yes, I want to see the money come out of the cat.

Well then see.

My goodness!

João, get me this cat, for God's sake!

Arranging is easy, now for God's sake is that it cannot be, because it is very cheap

God's love is what I have, Mrs. Dora, give her the cat or not.

I mean there's no way for me to get this cat?

- There's a way, and it's even easy. - Tell me what it is, João.

- Is 1 conto good? - No, it's expensive

but for a cat who uneat money!

I've already done the math, I'll take it 2,000 days just to get the price.

But he uneats more than one once a day, haven't you seen it?

But he can die. I only give 500.

And if you don't accept, I fire you from the bakery.

Okay, I'll accept 500.

Ah, what a cute kitten. Now another thing, I have a little boy again...

And I'm going to take the damage.

- Ready Chicó, take your share... - Let's return this money...

- and say it was a mistake! - Nothing like that!...

- Take your half and stop being soft!

- Man, I don't have the courage to go on forever...

It's better to return soon while everything is at peace.

It wasn't me who did the whole thing.

- Then, we're leaving. - And where are we going?

- I don't know, I only know that so it was. The woman already discovered it.

How many bucks did you manage to put?

- It was 3. - So the business is booming!

Ô Dora...

If this cat uneats a coin,

is that the money is not worth no more shit!

I was really crazy to get revenge on those two.

Remember that time when I got sick?

3 days I spent on top of a bed to die and not even a glass of water was sent to me!

The dog already ate steak cooked in butter...

I can't stand who likes it more of animals than of people!

Open it or I'll take it down!

Save me my padim Cicero!

If I get out of this story alive I climb the Serra do Pico on my knees!

Open that door, shameless man!

Thank God and Blessed Virgin of Lourdes!

Stop being soft man, for everything. There's medicine, except for death!

And you think that we won't you die after this?

- Good idea! - I thought it was bad.

Open the door and leave it to me.

- Where's that bastard? - Dorinha... mistress!

João had a passing today late, you're about to die on that treadmill.

Get rid of Satan, get rid of scruff!

Making fools of us, Eurico!

Help Fr. João, the Heaven is opening!

You will now eat everything that the cat unate!

Don't touch him boss! This is plague bubonic, you too disgrace yourself!

- Plague of what? - It's bubonic plague...

Don't you know that the bakery is full of rats, and rats transmit the plague?

- I see you...

Oh my mother, it's already noon in the middle night, says the one-handed clock.

- Have pity on this poor fellow. - Pity what? I want the cat's money!

Open this window to clear the shadow of those vultures!

Before you die, João, say at least where the money is.

- Like this you'll save your soul! - He doesn't hear anymore, he's mute.

Oh, I'm freezing to death, Oh, I'm on fire!

Oh, disgraced disease! Blurry vision,

the belly bulges, the gut explodes, the ridge breaks in the middle...

and the living being dies of idiosyncrasy!

No! Leave me! Let go of me I don't I want to go! Oh, here I am going...

I went.

Jeez died! It happens that João Grilo stretched out his shins!

Take the opportunity to see if the money it's not in one of his pockets, Chicó.

The money is here, oh, but it's contaminated by the plague.

Keep with you as your salary in advance.

And don't forget to set fire on that mat he was lying there.

Set aside some money to pay the burial, that we will inform Fr. João.

Lord, receive your son João Grilo...

Forgive your naughtiness, your shamelessness,

your ready-mades, your lies, your fibs,

per omnia saecula saeculorum, amém!

-Amen! -Amen.

-And it's over? -God help me, a dead man!

-What a dead man, go curse your mother! - Oh, I had forgotten...

was already believing in the litany of Father João.

That one spent less Latin to order

my soul than at the dog's funeral.

Speaking of burial, you better disappear before yours funeral.

Yeah, then they find out everything and put it behind me.

I do not know why...

There are many dead who disappear before the burial. I've seen a case myself...

that the devil came forward and pulled the deceased before the body arrives at the cemetery...

- because the guy was very bad. - Watch out at the respect, can´t you see?

Then who's bad is yours intelligence! Where have you seen yourself?

- Devil enter church? - I don't know. I only know that so it was.

Tomorrow at the funeral, You do the following, Chico:

Say I asked to be buried in the land where I was born,

that only you know where it is.

And plays walking along the road, and goes on saying whenever it's over there, it's over there...

the way they like me, they will give up

to accompany the procession less than half a league!

Absolve Domine, "anim omfidelium" defunctorum

ab omni "delicti defunctorum"...

Amem!

Absolve Domine, animas omnium fidelium defunctorum ab omni "delicti delictorum"...

- Amem!

My God, what it might be?

It's a shooting!

A time like this and I'm dead here, without being able to give a career!

God help me, everybody is going to die now!

Holy Mary, we are gonna die by a shoot!

Holy Mary, I think before the shooting I will die from fear... !

Everyone quiet!

Whoever runs won't run anymore!

Whoever screams won't scream anymore!

-The first one who tries to escape, dies. -The church is a sacred place...

-If you allow me... -Permission denied!

-I have no order to receive from anyone! -But captain...

And stop calling me captain, which I do not like!

-And what shall I call you, then? -Severino, which is my given name.

Or Severino de Aracaju, who is my war name!

The question is that we don't have the courage to call such an important person of Severino.

This is all due to rifle that is on my hands.

If it was any of you, I was called Biu.

Stop talking, and let's get these pockets empty.

You take a dagger and poke the dead man's mouth

to see if he doesn't have no gold teeth.

-But captain... -Stop your slack, bitch!

I don't like to disturb dead. I disturb, but I don't like it.

Oh siblings...

-Oxê, resurrected? -Let me kill again.

A moment Severino. I came to bring you a message from my padinho "padim Ciço".

-Did you meet Padim Ciço? -So?

Who else would have the power to resurrect me?

The only one that could is God! And after him my padinho padim Ciço.

That's why he stayed a little annoyed with you...

when you said just now that doesn't take orders from anyone...

and sent an order from Heaven to you.

-If it's my padinho, I'll obey. - His message is as follows:

-"Tell Captain Severino..." -Did he call me captain?

- He called. Why don't you like it? -I like it now.

"Tell Captain Severino, that if he wants to prove his devotion..."

"is to suspend immediately the attack on the city of Taperoá".

-And for what reason I should stop? -"And without asking for an explanation..."

"that is for the order to be better obeyed".

Order who can, obeys who has sense.

Men let's make a get out temporary, by command of Heaven...

that Severino de Aracaju only retreat before God!

Long Live João Grilo!

There are people who become heroes because dies, I have become a rising hero !

It looks like it's not what Eurico and Mrs. Dora thinking so...

- Oh, who asked their opinion? - No one, but even with no one asking...

they're coming there, crazy to give!

And I know that you too was into this cat thing!

Didn't you like the pet?

This cat doesn't uneats money nothing at all! This cat uneats...

What every cat uneats.

What is it, sir? Are you ashamed to speak

these things in the middle of all the people?

Take it off, don't take it off, what a conversation more immoral, what xamego is this?

Immoral are you, okay? Selling that cat!

And the fault is mine that your women just like animals?

She doesn't just like animals, that she married me!

- Where's the cat's money? - Wasn't that my paycheck?

But it could be the advance of your burial!

Since you are asking with all this education...

And if you hadn't saved the city of cangaceiros,

I put you out of the bakery!

You don't need to put anything out, that I'm already out of it!

A guy like me doesn't work for a woman who buys a cat!

Thief! Thief!

You are a thief, President of the Brotherhood!

I was in bed for 3 days, without a single glass of water!

You ungrateful! I never let you go, despite all your tricks!

You never fired me because I worked cheap and good!

And please don't piss me off! Otherwise I...

I shoot Chicó in the head!

Oxe! Not mine! Give it to your mother, that at least you were born!

In fact Major, Fr. not João do not called your daughter a dog.

- called, your Bishop. - He didn't, Major.

- called, your Bishop. -He didn't, Major.

- Called, your Bishop! - Called, Major...

- Did he or didn't he call, Bishop? - He called, and he didn't.

You were coming to order a blessing for your daughter...

and Fr. John thought that it was a dog.

Bless the dog? And can he?

Can, can, can, can, can. Can!

Canonical Code, §936, art 3º, letra C...

This blessing business are very demoralized!

If a priest can bless even a dog, it's me who don't want him to bless my daughter!

Don't worry! I will personally bless your daughter.

Tomorrow is patron saint's day, I'm going to say Mass in Taperoá.

Are you untalking, man?

Gave him a slap that this Severino de Aracaju pissed himself all over.

Everything went into the fishmonger with me!

I solved everything with a burp!

- Huh? - Yes...

It was really good that you traveled so you would not commit any rashness.

You were for more than 10 man armed up to the gogó.

And I'm a hook man, Eurico?

It's better not to make it easy, right?

We already telegraphed to the capital, today the police detachment will be arriving.

Employment, work, service, assignment. Anything goes.

Your reputation isn't the best.

Ah, Major, they live wanting that poor man has no defect!

They say you're a wrap, abused, full of nine-hour.

My lord, there are some qualities they require to get a job...

that I don't know a boss able to be employed.

I'll make a bet with you. I ask you 3 questions.

If you get it right...

- You get the job. - Now! I have nothing to lose.

Yes, you have! If you make a mistake... I will start to take a leather strap from your back.

- Damn it! - what do you say?

I'm up, I just need to convince my legs, that are shaking all over!

Okay, here goes the first one...

What is the distance from a end of the world to the other?

A day's journey, which is the length that the sun take to cross it!

- What exists above a king? - The crown!

- What am I thinking now? - Winning me!

Very good, João Grilo.

I know that you are really smart.

You are more knowledgeable, who now commands me.

Then go to Taperoá to get my daughter who is arriving from Recife.

Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right.

Halt!

The 20th platoon wishes to salute the people of this town!

Itaperoà can now declare war against Brazil!

Corporal 70, at your service.

- Oh, don't tell me that, because I will accept. - All loose, I know this little breed...

Where have you seen man having to use uniform to prove you're male?

Corporal, let me introduce you to the staff here. Eurico, my husband.

Vicentão mine...

Our friend.

Much pleasure!

Rosinha, how you grew up!

Got more beautiful, got caught up and...

Your kindness, Sr Eurico!

Oxe, I have been a little sick recently...

And that's not why I came spend some time in Taperoá?

And when are you leaving? I mean, I say...

How long are you staying around here ? - If I could choose, I wouldn't leave here...

but my mom just wants to know about the capital!

Oxe, me too, I could live there.

because here it is full of bastard.

Excuse me, before I go to farm I'm still going to go to church,

The Bishop will give the blessing!

The Bishop, is it? Man, it's a sin to miss a Mass like this!

Excuse me, Mrs. Dora!

The military authority will salute the religious authorities!

- Isn't today novena day? - But you , howeverm, are dismissed.

Hi Chicó!

Eita, what a baggy man.

You are Enjoying the party and I'm working here, right?

What?

Oxe, have you been drinking?

What?

Never mind. Mass is about to begin.

- Who is him? - He is Chico!

- Chico of what? - I do not know...

just call "Chicó" and he'll come.

I would love to eat a candy. João, go buy me a straw!

And the Mass?

When I have this cravy, It has to be on time.

- Did you give up to go to the blessing? - I'm going to buy a candy!

Let me buy it for you.

- Mrs. Rosinha, I am at your service! - Go buy me a candy!

- A candy? - Yes! Right, back!

I brought you some candy.

Thanks Chicó.

- How do you know my name? - I guessed.

Your candy.

You took so long that Chicó already brought me one.

- How, if was to me that you asked? - He guessed.

- Rosinha! Your candy. - Thanks! Thanks!

Eita, everyone here reads mind!

In nomine Patris, et Filius, et Spiritus Sancti..

- Amen!

Gloria in excelsis "Dei" pax hominibus bonae voluntatis...

descendat super et maneat "sem". In nomine Patris, et Filius, et Spiritus Sancti

- Amen!

Someone is offering this song to Rosinha

And that someone says will not say who who he is

because she'll have to guess

oh guys, oh no, in moonlight like that in the sertão..

This blessing took longer than a disease in a poor man's house.

I had never seen so much people at the patron saint's party!

The faith of the people of Taperoá has increased a lot.

- In Recife, the opposite has happened. - Blame of the beach...

They say that the shame is so much, that girl enters the water single and comes out married.

I've never seen the sea, I don't know what is a woman with a thong.

I read that millions of years ago ago, the sertão was also a sea.

It may be, but there was no naughtiness here.

It would be nice to see the sertão full of water.

Rosinha!

You're already a grown up , I have to take it measures to protect your honor.

I want you to return to Recife married.

- Me, my father? - Yes, you! Don't make a fool of yourself!

Here's your dowry.

That pig belonged to your great-grandmother...

Rosa Benigna Vaz de Medeiros.

Every single day, sinhá Rosa put a coin in the pig.

When she died, she left this pig as a wedding gift for you...

who was named Rosa in honor of her.

I pray to God that this saint lady have had a long life!

She lived to nearly 100 years old.

This pig is full of money.

Now all you need to do is find a man who is a doctor and brave for you to marry.

How, my father? If I don't like anyone!

Nonsense! With time you get used to it and end up liking your him.

Oh my Blessed Mother!

Now I'm going to be forced to get married.

Don't worry, Dona Rosa! You will find someone to love you.

With the help of your beauty and this pig here...

suitor will not be missed.

I'm completely down for her, João. I even lost hunger.

Well, first you should eat that you already stay happy again.

I shoot for myself. Hungry a little trouble knocks me down,

With a full belly I I can bear any misfortune.

I can't eat. So much love that it´s enough, it gives me a gas in here.

- Why don't you tell her that? - So Poor like I am...

- Marrying her will make you rich. - Marry how, dude?

I'll help, but there it is.

After being rich you forget from your friend João Grilo...

Why do I want money? If I don't even want to eat anymore.

Marrying her, your boredom ends.

And plenty of it, to satisfy your hunger, you still earns a pig full of money

that Mrs. Rosinha ´s great-grandmother of left for her.

Well if you arrange this marriage, half of it is yours.

It's called it's arranged!

I'm going to talk to Corporal 70 right now.

Corporal 70? You was going to help me or disgrace me?

Corporal 70 is crazy about Rosinha! If he finds out that

I'm having fun to her side, he kills me!

And Vincentão too!

Oxe! And you're going to die twice, eh?

Why not?

I know a guy in Gravatá that resurrected

of fright when the bandits appeared.

You're an idiot, dude!

Forgot that this happened to me,

right here, in Taperoá, and I was just playing dead?

What I want to see is me pretending to be alive when these guys kill me.

With the plan I have here at quengo you put the 2 to run...

and moreover, you will marry Rosinha!

Good morning, Corporal, how are you?

Oxente dude what kind of intimacy is that?

What's up, you Corporal 70? Can't we even say good morning?

This is a rule of civility and courtesy...

Is it or isn't it?

If there's one thing I don't like it's people who say "is it or isn't it?"

I get clink!

- Really? - Yeah!

Is these little sayings, these little vices that we catch are damned, is it or isn't it?

Look, today you sleep here in jail!

- I'm crazy to put one in jail! - And do you need all that bravery?

I wanted to see this conversation if it was to arrest Vincentão!

Are you insinuating that the authority present here,

Corporal 70, are afraid of a bully?

No, no, no. I just want to say that when one doesn't want to, two don't fight.

- Is it or isn't it? - Kid!

- Sorry Corporal! - This time it passes...

but only passes through because of one thing...

- I think I know what it is. - You don´t know anything!

Yes I know! I know the corners best intimates of his military heart.

Boy, stop being intimate with me, you idiot.

I know that if you wanted, you'd have arrested me,

but your goodwill towards me is because of my intimacy in the house...

of a girl that you Your Corporal has been wanting a lot...

- Oh, I am suffering too much, João! - Suffering? You?

An authority?

But authority also suffers. And she doesn't like me.

- Who said that? - I think so.

Thoughts can be misleading. Am I right?

In that case I wish it was so.

Well I've been talking to her about this matters.

- You didn't! - I swear to God.

She even told me that she has eyes for a certain man.

- Do you swear? -By that light that illuminates me!

João, look, you do know that I like you a lot, don´t you ?

Boy, look how this has changed!

Yes, I know that you are crazy about me.

Is it or isn't it?

It is!

I am, João. You could help me out.

Just say what you want.

I wanted you to deliver a brooch for Rosinha...

- And tell her I gave it to her. - Give it to me.

My God, what a beautiful brooch!

- It was almost a full month's salary. - The gift will be given!

- See you later, Corporal 70! - See you later, João! Thanks!

I owe you a favor!

- Good morning, Vincentão. - I'll pretend I didn't see you.

I woke up in a bad mood today, you know?

I even swore that the first person I saw, I would stick the knife in his appendicitis.

- But today is not the day to be angry. - Well, for me, every day is a day to be angry!

I want to be angry and you don't mess around!

But on Miss Rosinha birthday?

- Oh, and today is her birthday? - I think you better tame yourself.

- For what?

- She doesn't even like me. - What an injustice!

Just today, she told me she was in love.

And it was, was it? And by whom?

She says it's the city ​​bully.

Eita! So, that can only be me !

Its a shame that today you woke up so grumpy.

It has passed, João.

- Could you do me a cortesy? - a cortesy what is it?

Can you deliver this pair of earrings to her?

Look what a coincidence dude,

what a coincidence !

I bought it today and it is her birthday!

This is no coincidence. It's fate!

Oh, I got goosebumps all over, look João.

Well, tell her that.

Say it's luck itself that wants to join us...

crossing our lives in the web of fate!

She will like it a lot!

Eita two man old beast of the plague!

- What beautiful jewelry! Who sent those? - Someone in town who's crazy about you Miss.

- Oxe, what a story, no one likes me. - This one likes so very much.

- Who is him? - I can not say, that's what he asked.

- Is he handsome? - I can not say, I'm modest.

- It's you, Chico! - Since you guessed it...

I won't deny that since the day that I met you I live to die...

and I just don't die because I live thinking about you.

I'm very grateful, but I can't accept your gift...

- Miss Rosinha, I know I'm poor... - Oxe, I don't care about that, Chicó.

Is that if at least you had a degree!

I am a doctor of occult sciences, dramatic philosophy,

quack pediatrics, dogmatic biology and electronic astrology.

- If you were brave... - I'm the bravest man in this town.

You're not!

The bravest guys here are Vincentão and Corporal 70!

I'm dying to end their bravery!

- Did you have the courage to face one of the 2? - I go with the 2 at once.

I send them to run from this city.

- That's what I wanted to see! - Do you accept the jewelry?

Accepted.

And if you do what you said, I can even use them!

Hey João! You've finally arrived, dude!

I was out there, hanging out, refreshing nature.

Everything is fine, right João? eita!

- Is she waiting for me? - "She" who?

Oxente, Rosinha, who else would it be?

I don't know, you should know.

Don't talk back, man! What did Rosinha say?

Of what?

Of the present! Answer quickly that I'm going crazy!

Oh yes! She stayed with it.

- Just this? - Just this? Waht else woulf you like?

- Did you really want her to faint? - At least she could have been happy!

She was happy! Also, who wouldn't be happy...

receiving a brooch and two earrings on the same day?

Oxente, did have a pair of earrings? And didn't I just send a brooch?

You just sent a brooch. But there was an acquaintance who sent 2 earrings.

...one for each ear. - Oxente, who was this miserable?

And which one did she like most?

And by whom was she more swayed?

- Say man of God! - So far she hasn't swung herself yet...

But I know that Miss Rosinha like a brave man...

And said she stays with the one who challenge the other and be the winner.

Well, tell me who is this wretch, I'm going to eat his livers right now...

...and rip out their hearts! - He only has one, Corporal!

Oxente, another one can be found then I snatch both

Don't stop my rage while I'm talking, do you understand João!

- Who is him? - I do not know that.

All I know is that I saw Chicó earlier today around the Major's farm.

And he sent me to tell you that he wants meet you today, from 7 am on the way out of the Mass.

- Chicó? - From 7 am, at the exit of the Mass.

And what does he want with me?

Says it's about a couple of earrings you gave to Mrs. Rosinha.

Will this one is challenging me?

All I know is that he also spat on the floor when he pronounced your name.

The skinny one is dying to die...

And I'm dying to kill! Will do for sure!

It must also be that I found Mrs. Rosinha...

all happy because of a brooch that she had just won.

And still got into giving a brooch to Rosinha, is it?

But it's today that I'm having a party!

I'll rip him apart!

It's all marked. From 7 am, on the way out of the Mass...

we will put those 2 bullies to run.

Ô Grilo, did you forget that I'm loose?

- They're looser than you! - You want to humiliate me, don't you?

Well, know that no one else is looser than me here in Taperoá!

But Rosinha doesn't need to know that.

After the meeting she will think that you're the Dog of Book 2!

I won't, Grilo. I'm loose, but I'm not stupid!

They're going to kill me!

'Cause I say it's going to be all right, and you will finally conquer...

the heart of Mrs. Rosinha!

- How will it work, man of God? - You will see!

- How, if a dead person can't see? - Just do what I tell you!

Help me, Blessed Virgin! Either I die or I'm demoralized!

and anyway I miss Rosinha!

- Your Corporal likes a Mass, right? - That's true!

I can't see a church that I'll be right in.

Well I think Corporal can't see it's a skirt!

You should have more respect to Father João...

Since his cassock is not a skirt.

Don't be stupid, that's not this skirt quality I'm talking about!

- What are you talking about? - A certain skirt...

just arrived from Recife... - Excuse me, Miss Dora...

that I'm going to check it out fabric quality!

I'm thinking that this saint wants to pray. What are you doing here, Vincentão?

I'm walking. You don't see it, do you?

'Cause I think is better run, that the Mass has already begun.

- Because I want it to finish! - Did you bring your rosary, your missal?

I brought my fishmonger´s knife!

- To get into who? - Whoever asks a lot of questions!

That the slaps don't hurt much,

let Vincentão's knife enter soft in my empty stomach...

That the bullets from Corporal 70 hit me in one time, which is for me to die very quickly.

Ite, missa est.

But if the plan of João Grilo succeeds, and I

get out of this mess, my goodness...

I promise never again... Never...

Sleep with no woman in my life!

No woman...

taking off Rosinha...

- Can you accompany me, Chico? - Holy Mary, is the Mass over?

You were praying with so much faith that you didn't even notice!

I was doing a promise to Blessed Virgin.

And what is the grace you want to get?

A grace so great that it turns out to be a miracle!

- I bet it was a request for love! - It is...

I prayed that I wouldn't die of this disease.

your heart is hitting that hard?

It's almost jumping to out of the chest box!

Corporal and Vincentão came take satisfaction with you.

- Satisfaction of what, my God? - Didn't Chicó tell you?

that he will put those 2 to run, no?

That's why Chicó, you are exempt from commitment!

Since you insist!

No, no, no, Mrs. Rosinha! My friend, don't be demoralized!

- But with these 2 is hard! - You will see something!

This one is calm, thoughtful, but when it spreads the business stinks!

- Chicó! - Miss?

Be careful not to hurt too many of these poor.

Don't worry, these two run just with a shout from Chicó!

- Were you looking for me, Mr. Chicó? - Yes, but I already found it, Mr. Vincentão.

Well, try to do your last order...

That I'm crazy to put in my knife in your stomach!

- Am I disturbing something? - What's that, Corporal.

Your Corporal will excuse me, but this is a dirty topic...

no need to spend authority.

Oxente man, forget the corporal, Vincentão, I waive the patent...

- Today I'm here as a civilian - Thus...

you won't be able to arrest if I happen to decide...

end the race of a yellow right here in front of you!

Oxente man, and that yellow one was who tagged with me, this one already has an owner.

What's going on, João?

- Chicó challenged the two to a "thirduel". - "thirduel"?

Yep, a duel of 3!

So Chicó, you arranged with me Or did you with him, boy?

I arranged with both...

but it was just to deliver a message from Mrs. Rosinha.

She's there and said she loved the jewelry that you guys sent her...

and will use the gift of that one who emerge victorious in a duel.

Okay, so the case calls for reflection.

Are you afraid, Corporal?

Oxente man, fear what? Have you ever seen an authority fear?

Are you ready, Vincentão?

But now? No boy...

- You'll scare Miss Rosinha. - What's that...

she is dying to see a man pierced by a bullet!

Putting the buff out!

Oh my Holy Mary What it is for now?

- Chico starts counting - And it's 1...

- And there are men walking... - And it's 2...

When they hear "ready", found themselves shooting at Chicó.

- But Chicó isn't even armed! - For what? Revolver is a sissy man thing.

- And it's 3... - Jesus!

And ready!

- Vixe my Father Ciço! - My dear Mrs. of Perpetual...

Run away, you bastards!

I'm saying...

A "mequetrefe" of this pretending to be brave by my side?

Okay, these two will go disappear into the hollow of the world.

You can prepare to pay the promise to Blessed Virgin...

that your love request has been granted.

The vow I made to her is easy to keep.

I swore that from now on I'm just going to like you.

Corporal and Vincentão went out on a career, with espadrilles hitting the ass!

This is no longer one Chico's story, is it?

Everyone saw it! Before running, each one still shot him 6 shots...

but they were shaking so much that didn't catch any bullets.

Then Chicó took the gun, opened the drum and just to face...

swallowed all the bullets that were left.

And where have you seen revolver with more than 6 bullets?

I don't know, I only that so it was.

Now you are ready to go ask for the hand of the bride!

- I don't have money to pay for this outfit. - You don't have money, but you have a name!

Chicó, brave man who only charges as a guard!

Future husband of Miss. Rosinha, I don't know how great-granddaughters of Mrs. Rosa!

- And who has a name in the square, has credit! - And what is credit?

Credit is something that makes the fools...

believe in a person who sell to pay later to her.

How are we going pay all this later?

Aren't we doing all this to get rich?

Yup.

So when we are rich, pay that other part.

Major, excuse the impertinence but I ´d like to introduce you to an acquaintance of mine

from Serra Talhada.

suitor to Rosina's suitor.

It has to be at least farmer or doctor.

But this is a farmer and a doctor!

And what are you doing why didn't you send the boy in?

Nice to meet you...

- It's Chico. - Chico? Chico of what?

Francisco Antônio Ronaldo Ermenegildo de Aragão...

Correia Vaz Pereira Góes.

Chicó it's just his nickname.

Also, with a name of these, no one decorates!

What is your farm called?

- What farm? - It's so much farm that he even gets confused.

Doctor Chico, how call that one by Serra Talhada?

- Farm of Serra Talhada? - Farm of Serra Talhada!

I got a nice name,

simple and hassle free!

So, in addition of being a farmer, are you still a doctor?

Doctor Lawyer! He was educated in the capital.

So you know all about laws?

All all all, no.

- He's very modest. - Do you intend to marry my daughter?

Hey, yeah, yeah, actually...

They are used to speak in German,

And when it's time to talk "Brazilian" , he loses the word.

- Rosinha! - Sir?

Come here, Come meet one of your suitors.

- Pretender? - He arrived as a suitor to suitor...

but has already been promoted. - I like another one, my father.

Oxente, who ordered?

It started unintentionally... but now not even if I didn't want to.

- Who's the man? - He is poor, but he is brave and honest.

Mine has won!

He's a farmer, a doctor and speaks German!

- I can't rule my heart! - Let me do it!

You have a week to forget that one and start liking the other!

My father, I'd rather die!

But since you insist...

Ready Dr. Chico, the girl is already tamed.

- So we're getting married next week. - Already?

I need to obey you, my father!

And I have more than obey Miss Rosinha...

And the Major will be able obey your holy grandmother...

who left this pig full of money for Miss. Rosinha when she gets married!

- Good afternoon! - It stank.

But look! Talking about marriage, the priest arrives!

Whose wedding?

I want you meet my future son-in-law.

- Chicó? - Do you already know him?

Everyone knows Chicó! It will be the wedding of the year.

- The church will even be renovated! - will it?really?

- don't you think it is necessary - A lot!

Boy, the church is falling apart, don't you know?

Look!

Major Antônio Moraes will not want to see the pieces of the church falling...

in the heads of the guests, right?

- No way!

Gotta fix the roof, give it a good paint ...

Calm down Fr. john, first congratulate to Chicó.

Congratulations. Renovate the Altar...

varnish the banks, buy a bell...

I think with about 12 contos passes the reform.

You can do the renovation that Chicó orders to pay.

- 12 contos de réis? - If it is advanced, it is reduced to 10.

So pay soon, Mr. Chicó! That's how it makes economics.

- 10 contos de réis? - He's not used to having little money.

10 contos, Doctor!

It's what you gave your employee to go to

Serra Talhada to get the rest of the money!

Gave what you had in your pocket!

Come with me and I'll lend you the money for you to advance to the priest

In case it is yes ore no, let's go exchange a paper between us.

You go into town and bring me a copy of the Serra Talhada Farm scripture...

owned by Dr. Chico...

for him to leave as guarantee for the loan.

You sign this contract, passing the property to my name...

if you don't pay the debt.

Go away, boy! What are you waiting for?

Why do you need the scripture, Major?

Dr. Chicó will prove that the word of a man is worth far more than his fortune.

It's not land he will give you as a guarantee, no.

You can write there that if he doesn't pay with a week, you can...

tear off a strip leather from Chicó's back.

Oh man.

- Sign here. - I won't sign!

It's just that he's got no glasses! Just stamp it with your finger.

Sign you too, as a witness.

- Eita, I'm getting important! - Eita, I'm getting chipped.

Signed in leather...

Oh my leather, my leather, I like him so much.

- Stop it, man. -That the leather is not yours, it is mine...

- and it's the only thing I have! - That's why!

What else would you have to offer as a guarantee?

Your tongue, to see if shut this mouth.

You look so handsome that...

it is giving me a thing going up here. - Well, then send it down...

because today I'm not good.

Oxente!

And why are you so neat, if it's to run away from a woman?

- He just wants to know about Rosinha.

I don't know what these men see in that lick.

- Do you think she is licked? - Licked, yellow and unsoaked.

How demanding are you!

Well, I'll offer you a deal...

I'll give you 1 conto if you convince Chicó spending a night with me.

- It's hard... - Oh, why is difficult?

- Am I some jaburu there? - It's nothing!

You were always 1st place...

until the arrival of Rosinha.

Well I'll increase the proposal. 3 contos.

There's no way...

Chicó dies for that woman

- Cinco! - The man is blinded by love...

- 10 conto de réis! - Deal!

For 10 conto de réis, D. Dora, there are no dead that do not rise...

Nor blind who does not spy!

Oh my leather, my leather, who grew up with me.

Man! It's all arranged!

Arranged for you, there will be whole!

Do you think I'd put your leather in a business like this without giving a way?

- Yes! - Well, I'll let you know...

Your ungrateful, I already have who pays for the money.

- Who is that? - Mrs. Dora.

- But yeah! She never gives anything to anyone! - But iit is an exchange!

For my head, my stomachs, my eggs? What does she want from me?

She just wants your love, Chicó!

And he wants it so much that she's even going to pay 10 contos just for you to spend a night with her.

- Do you swear? - It's there and there.

You receive 10 conto here, pay 10 conto there to marry Miss Rosa!

- Say it's a joke, say it! - No, it's serious Chicó!

You're a really lucky man!

I am an unlucky. I can't spend the night with Mrs. Dora

- And why can't you? - Because I made a promise in church...

I swore I wouldn't sleep with any woman if I escaped the duel as the brave!

- Say it's a joke, say it! - Seriously, João...

Oh wretched promise, oh, hopeless promise!

Oh my leather, my leather, that I'm so stuck with him!

Ah disgraceful promise, oh promise...

you had nothing to put church in the story!

Wasn't it all settled, man? Just trust me!

It is the same as trust the rattlesnake!

I'll let Mrs. Dora know that you're really going to that date!

I will not, that I do not want confusion with Wholy Virgin!

I promised, it's promised!

You promised you wouldn't nevermore lie down with a woman, was it?

- yes, It was.

But didn't promise that did not meet with her!

You go on a date tonight and I give a way to interrupt the unhappened!

- What unhappened? - What did not happen!

Nothing will happen between you and her, Chicó!

Think of a way to postpone the unhappened...

that I think of a way to stop what will not happen...

which is for it not to happen!

To postpone! To postpone! Looks like doesn't know Mrs. Dora!

When I get there, she takes the plunge on me, and the thing happens!

Make the fair, man. Some flirt, a smell in the neck...

Or is that banned too?

Do you think I would go into these details with a Saint?

I knew you were coming!

How did you know?

There's something here inside me telling me.

And you have one thing inside that speaks, is it?

- Yes... - And does it always get it right?

- Always...

It's just that I have a little something to ask her.

Oh, now it's not possible, what she's asking, calling, begging for is to see you, Chicó.

- Aren't you listening? - I'm not.

No?

'Cause she's screaming "Come Chico"!

Come on, turn me off, turn me on, turn me inside out...

I can´t listening anything

Oxe, of the two, one: Or you are not a man or else is crazy!

- Which is?

Vixe Maria Eurico, I got nervous when I saw you walking down the street.

- why were you nervous?

- Don't tell me that you, Sir, are going home!

- I'm not! - Are you sure?

Oxe, don't you see?

Thanks God!

- Thanks God for what? - That you are not going home.

- And why?

Because you can't go home now, no way.

- Oxente, what if I want to go?! - No, I can't let you go !

- Well, I wasn't going to, but now I'm going! - No, Eurico!

For the love of God! For God's sake, Eurico!

Now it has worked. why?

I can´t say they told me not to speak!

Screw it! I don´t understand a thing ! Dora has a man there!

How did you guess?

I'm not stupid, João. I deducted!

Come boy. Can't you see that I'm crazy for you?

I'm not seeing anything! Could it be that I was not only deaf, but also blind?

Stop inventing, Chicó! You are seeing me very well here!

If I can see, I'll be blind!

Well, come without seeing, walk!

I can not anymore!

But why can't you?

They stopped Mrs. Dora, my legs can't walk anymore!

No, Eurico!

Don't go home now! - It chipped!

How are you going to run into the closet now?

Where's the man?

- Just arrived! - No!...

He wants to know the man who was here with you

That's right!

I want to know about the man who was here with you!

What man, man? There's no man here!

- I know it has been someone here! - Do you know how?

I'm not silly, Dora! I deduced it. Where is he?

Tell me that he escaped through the window and that's it!

I mean your lover run away, you bastard!

- Ran away! - I'm talking to her!

And you still sent that yellow pimp to keep an eye on, isn't it?

- She was not the one who said no! - So it was the bastard who was here with her!

No! Don't call Chicó a bastard, Chico is my friend!

Chicó?!

I kill that bastard!

And I kill you too, you...

If I were you, I would kill only him, that she is not to blame for anything.

- How is it not to blame? - How?

Chicó is who was behind the poor girl. She never wanted anything to do with him.

- Isn't it, Mrs Dora? - It is...

- He kept hitting on me. - Oh Dora...

why didn't you warn me before, my love?

- Why? - Not to bother you, man.

- That's why she didn't tell you. - Yes..

to not annoy you, Eurico .

- You don't need to explain anything, Dora. - You need to know, because there's more.

is there ?

He came here, but it was to convince Mrs. Dora to meet him...

soon, behind the church.

- Well, I'll get him! - As you are so intelligent, go.

- But you should be dressed in Mrs. Dora's clothes! - Why?

Because you are not a fool.

If you arrive there dressed as a man, Chicó would be scared...

he would come up with some excuse...

If you arrived there dressed as a man,

and you wouldn't even be able to prove that he went there to meet your wife.

Chicó would be scared...

- Of course! - But if you arrive there as a woman...

in that dark... - He would think I'm Dora...

- will want to hold you...

And you'll get a slap in the face...

to learn never to mess with wife of a well-known man like me!

- Friendly quality!

This time there's no time for you to keep on saying that I got you in trouble...

Let me just tell you my plan...

otherwise Eurico gives up to wait behind the church!

Oxi, Chicózinho... Get a little closer...

Chicózinho what!

Unfaithful woman!

How do you have the courage to cheat in a good man like Eurico?!

- It's not Dora, Chicó, it's me! - Liar!

I just made this appointment to see if you were going to betray my boss, you bastard!

It is me Chicó, Eurico!

Oxe, isn't it?

Thanks God. The boss doesn't know how lucky he was.

Lucky like, if I ended up to take a step like that!

- But you escaped for being cheated. - But what is this?!

What is this screaming?!

It's me, father João!

This is depravity!

I did not know that the President of the Brotherhood of souls liked to dress up as a woman!

It was not a taste priest, it was a necessity.

And you, why are you hitting this girl...

...in that inverted?!

Chico was just wanting to help me, Fr. João.

Boy! And on top of that, likes to get beaten.

I brought your lover back, I made her a reputation as a faithful wife...

and I still found a way Eurico thank Chicó...

the pair of horns it took!

- The 10 conto de réis it is even cheap! - Cheaper than you think....

because I won't pay you anything - But Mrs. Dora, what about our deal?

The deal was a night of love. I was alone in the heat.

Bring Chico back that I give you the money.

Eita, I'm seeing the time to lose that pig full of money!

Eita, I'm seeing the time to lose my whole skin.

It's your fault for denying Miss Dora fire!

And Do you want me to go to hell for not fulfilling my promise to the Holy Mary?

Well then, let's talk to her!

- Disgrace! - Insanity!

7 for the parish, 3 for the diocese.

As representatives of the Lord, we must always preach righteousness.

And that's not fair, father João!

It's not fair why, Mr. Bishop?

Because the diocese is bigger than the parish.

But it is in the parish that the ceremony will take place.

But who will shine the ceremony will be me.

But I was the one who came up with the idea.

But who authorized the idea was me.

But Your Eminence, considering that the ceremony will be held in the parish...

there is a need to reform to the bishop's house?

Father, of such an important marriage, even the Vatican deserves a little hand.

Let's leave the Vatican aside.

5 for the parish, 5 for the diocese.

None of that!

3 for the parish, 7 for the diocese.

As representatives of the Lord, we always have to preach justice.

This is not fair, Mr. Bispo.

As representatives of the Lord, we always have to preach justice...

and humility.

We have to preach justice, humility...

and detachment from material things. - Justice, humility,...

letting go of material things...

And obedience! Therefore, the lord obey me!

You gentlemen will sorry us but we will have

to undo the arrangement and return the money!

- Undo? - Give it back?

Chicó dosen't have money for paying the Major, being honest, will

have to fulfill the contract ripping off a strip of his skin.

Being lazy, he decided flee the city, and so

there will be no more weddings nor reform in this church.

Loose how? he didn't face 2 braves at once?

So all the bravery that he had, spent

that time. Not lefting not a bit for now.

What nonsense Chicó!

Undo such a marriage because of a skin strap?

Anyway, the owner of the skin is Chicó, and if he doesn't want to, the deal is off.

Calm down!

There must be a way to solve this problem.

João, you who are so known, don't you have any ideas?

I have an idea. It just depends on you guys.

You can say it.

Chicó made a miserable promise of not lieing down

with no woman before marring Mrs. Rosinha.

Watch out the lack of respect in the church, yellow!

Proceed, my son.

But there's a woman who wants to sleep with him.

And she wants so much that she pays up to 10 contos for him to sleep with her.

What does the Church have to do with it?

If the Church releases Chicó from this promise, it'll be only needed for...

him to sleep with her, she pays for it, and he pays off the debt with the Major!

Hmm, this is too complicated.

According to art. 358 of the Canonical Code,

a promise can only be switched if it's for a good cause.

And isn't love a good cause?

Yes, but according to the art. 431 of the same code

one man and one woman can sleep together if they are married.

Then it got better, because she is already married, and Chicó will marry soon!

is she married?! Boy! Then the sin is even more serious!

God forbid I commit this sin! I'm going to run away!

So there's no way, Chicó goes run away and we'll give you the money back.

No, no, wait!

To whom did Chicó make that promise?

It was for the Holy Mary.

Oh but why didn´t you tell me right away?

The patroness is from home, I have quite intimate with her, she

won't deny me the switch of a silly promise like that.

Even more than her altar is needing some color, don't you know?

You can leave it to me my son, don't worry. With Whole Mary we understand each other.

But according to art. 358 of the Canon Code, a

promise can only be switched if it's for a good cause!

And isn't love a good cause?

Yes, but according to art. 431 of the same Code,

one man and one woman can sleep together if married.

But as far as I know, she is already married, and you're getting married next.

Yes but...

But, but, not half but. It's me, the bishop, who is releasing you from the promise.

Thank you very much, your Bishop, but my deal was direct with Blessed Virgin

and even if she came here personally to

release from commitment, it wouldn't do any good!

Now I only have one woman who lights the torch.

My hummingbird only takes flight if is for the honey of a certain Rosinha.

What did you say , Chico?

He also said that when a person's heart is

tangled up in another like this how is mine tangled up in yours

there's nothing in the world that can unscrew no.

Unscrew even not, but mine heart will be beating in half.

instead thump thump, will hit only one,

hoping your complete the beat.

Come along because you still have to get that beat right.

And what are you going to do to pay my father's money?

Don't rush. João Grilo finds a way!

He is the most smart man I have ever known,

and from the bottom of the quengo a solution will come out of it.

I don't know, Chico.

I squeeze, I squeeze, and no idea comes out!

- Don't be discouraged man, you'll see it's hunger. - It's not.

Hunger, aperreio, formerly this everything made me think faster!

But where is that João Grilo, the finest quengo in the Northeast!

Able to do sleeping what nobody does awake!

It's over. The well ran dry, Chicó.

Not a drop of thought, not a flash of understanding.

I'm like in a room without a door

and wherever I turn I hit the wall.

Franzino, poor, and now dumb!

The way I have is to kill myself!

Goodbye, Chico,

never...

- I'm going to eat flour. - João!

What a disgrace is this! You can't die in the middle of this story!

Get Ready! I woke up!

Oh man to die, oh man to resurrect, this one...

You still don't understand that it was the big idea I had?

You hadn't turn out to be dumb and that's why you were not dead?

Chicó, if stupidity could kill, you already had hit the head a long time ago.

I stuck the knife in this bladder full of blood I hid under my shirt.

Boy, see I'm shaking so far, look at this.

That's how you're going to do it.

You're going to put that bladder that I filled my shirt with blood...

will pretend to die, but let that you will run far away.

Then Rosinha pretends she's gone crazy from sadness, and then she will find you.

You have used this idea of ​​pretending dead, everyone is already warned.

This time you will have a dead death...

in front of the church and all world, which is for no one to doubt.

The priest and the bishop are aware of everything and will witness your death.

And who would want to kill me?

The cangaceiro. You will die made a hero, defending the city.

You're changing the subject, and you think I would want a story with these people?

The cangaceiro is me, dementia!

I will arrive in disguise.

But aren´t you too skinny to be a cangaceiro, no?

When people are panicing, they don´t pay attention to details.

Save me my wow Ma'am, if I get out of this...

Dude don't promise anything else, otherwise the one who has to pay is me.

And I'm going to get on this shit dry, eh?

Trust me.

You can start belching bravery out there, that tomorrow you will face...

the king of cangaço!

The life here is very still!

My hand is itching to slap someone!

But it's only been 3 days since you put to run the city brave ones!

I'm already looking forward to a scythe fight.

And who's stupid to come to see you?

Bunch of slackers, Eurico!

I even thought about enlisting in Volante to go out there killing cangaceiro.

Man, be quiet.

- That's a war over there! - That's exactly what I want!

The pop of shots!

Women screaming!

The bullet whizzing by the ear!

Oh! It's all over, the cangaceiros are here in town!

- Eita, now I spread myself! - And how about the police?

- The police ran! - Did they run?

Then, they informed that they were coming there by the church...

they came out the exact other way!

You know you gave me a damn desire to pray?

Man, you chip!

That's how it is with me, if you wrote, did not readit , a fight will begin.

I'll even leave the weapons!

I will end this man in the bite.

Are you sure this isn't bullet?

Don't worry Your Eminence...

They are Saint João's bombs that João Grilo spread throughout the city.

And why is this plaster falling off?

- Blessing, Father! - God bless you, Severino.

I came to ask you to pray a marriage craft.

Oh, and where is the bride, my son?

It's here!

Brought the death to marry you.

What is that lying there? Is it a canon?

- Bishop. - Excellent.

I had never killed a bishop, you will be the first.

Get up and stop laying down. This play with me won't happen!

Your honor will excuse me, but let me see your pockets.

I only regret my poverty, which does not allow me to help friends.

Poorer than your lordship is Severino from Aracaju who has no one for him.

Unless your old and poor yellowtail.

7 Conto!

Is it possible?

I see that the business of Praying is thriving around here!

That was some money saved for the reform of the diocese.

Who knows, the priest isn't thinking about renovating the church either...

And there's nothing for your friend Severino?

I have, I won't deny it. Here you are, Severino.

1 conto de réis. It's all that I have to give you right now.

Really? Is it possible?

In land that the bishop has 7, a priest must have at least 3.

Look there! Didn't I say?

3 contos!

I'm almost thinking about drop the cangaço...

and employ me as a sexton!

Whoever the bastard who invaded this church...

Come out here, I will trim you bastard!

Go on the male ones!

Because with me, the return is inside...

like a candle wick and manioc stalk!

There are two things that I didn't know.

One, that I was a bastard.

Another is that the dead man spoke.

Oh, Mom...

Were you challenging me dirty man?

- Me? Challenging? You? - Reply it! Instead of asking.

- Did you talk to me or not? - It was a mistake, my boss.

If it were me, I would let live by courage.

But as it was a mistake, will die with the others!

- Excuse me. - You may come in.

It's your house...

...and the owner too! - Show your left hand.

- With pleasure - It's a wedding ring, isn't it?

It is, I'm married to a disgrace.

But I regreted it, I just like brave men.

And this one is a shame.

A Shame?

A Shame is a woman married in the church...

offering herself like this.

Do you know what I do with the ones I find with this habit?

No.

Iron on the chin board.

And the bakery? Does it Give a lot of money?

Nothing, very little is gained.

I don't even have it anymore nothing in here, can you look.

No need, I believe!

What you had, you left it in the bakery safe.

And I took it all, passing through there

One...

two...

three...

four...

five.

- Who's first? - Ladies first.

Ladies first, no way! There's only one here!

You could start in order of age.

- Yeah, the oldest ones first. - First the youngest.

Get ready to die!

- Severino de Aracaju has just arrived! - Oh, and now it's two, is it?

Eita, but if he's the sir, sir who are you?

- I'm me!

But if you are the lord, then who is he?

That's what we're going to find out now.

Who is this donkey tying stump?

- Which?

You just arrived saying it's me.

- I've just arrived and I'm already turning around! - You're not turning around...

your mimicry of people!

- How's that, huh? - This is just a vision...

You are seeing two but actually there's only one...

Him! Excuse me!

- Wait a minute, little yellow! - It's getting late...

and I have things to do. For you, see you soon and have a great trip to all.

- Come here!

I want to talk to you!

Man, I know what conversation that you want to have with me...

I don't have the money I was going to have...

because the baker's wife didn't pay me the deal for me to convince Chicó...

When you meet her. You can charge Mrs. Dora there.

So you were really decorating my forehead without me knowing it!

If it was still with people from respect, but even Chicó!

Chicó, what?!

I was in danger for talking ...

walking with this woman up and down!

Now let's go out, Chicó, the heat here is increasing!

None of that!

Now you stay and will die with the others.

Let's start with the most excellent lord baker of this city.

It's now!

Who will have the honor of dying next to your naughty woman.

Please be kind enough to step outside...

that Severino de Aracaju do not kill anyone inside the church.

If there's one thing I don't I like is to kill women...

but if that's the way... - You can leave it to me!

I have more courage than most rascal man.

Didn't I tell you? Hold here and I'll help.

Your baker doesn't like to die, so it matches with me that I don't like to kill...

but we count until 3 to give courage, right?

- That's how they will be two in one flesh. - No mangrove, João!

Brave woman! Naughty but brave!

And now it's time of...

Bishop!

- No! You can take care of him first. - No, it's your turn!

So there is no more discussion both are going together!

But the first shot is for him!

Lord Bishop, be a man! Set the example here to your secretary,

It's time to end the fear. Take both!

I don't like to kill a priest, nor a bishop. How can I kill both at once?!

You end your laxity! And you two support your legs!

How embarrassing! It gives me disgust to kill such men.

Very well, what are the names of your lordships?

Mine is Chico if it's to your liking.

My landlady doesn't have no name, because she doesn't exist!

Poor there has landlady? Poor only has misfortune!

Then say the name of your disgrace.

It's João Grilo.

Well, it's very good.

It's time for your disgrace João Grilo...

the yellow more yellow that I've had the honor of killing!

One moment! Before I die I would like you to do a big favor.

- Which is? - Give him that harmonica as a gift.

A harmonica?

Why do I want a harmonica?

It's never to die with the injuries that the police inflict on you.

What are you talking about?

I've heard of bento rattle that cures snakebite...

but of harmonica that heals wounds of rifle is the first time.

But it cures!

This harmonica was blessed by my Padim Ciço just before he died!

- I just believe seeing it. - May I help.

Please Your Excellency hand me your dagger.

- Look there!

Don't be careful,

if I try something with you, burn.

Point the rifle at that yellow that's the people I'm afraid of.

And now?

Now I'm going to take a stab in Chico's belly.

Oh, not mine!

But man, don't be lazy, Chicó!

Then I play the harmonica and you stay alive again.

- The ballon! The ballon! - Thank you very much...

But I don't want to, João.

I didn't say that then I play the harmonica?

So let's do the following, you take the stab and I play the harmonica!

Man, what else do you want to know? Let's stop talking.

Take it soon!

The ballon!

Die wretched!

- See the blood? - Yes.

That you take the stab, that I never doubted

- Now I want to see you cure the man. - Right now, sir!

My goodness!

Just having been blessed by my godfather Father Cicero!

- Aren't you feeling anything? - Nothin'.

- And before? - Before when?

- Before João plays the harmonica. - Oh, I was dead.

- Dead? - Completely dead.

I saw Holy Mary and Fr. Cicero in Heaven.

But in such a short time? How was that?

I don't know, I only know that so it was.

And what was it that Fr. Cicero told you?

He Said like this...

"That little harmonica I blessed before I died"

"deliver it to Severino, who needs it much more than you do."

My God!

It just might have been my godfather Fr. Cicero.

With a harmonica of deforestation, even I will like to kill these people!

João, give me that harmonica.

So let me go and let Chicó go.

It can not be, João.

I killed the baker, the woman, the bishop and the priest...

and they died waiting for you.

If I don't kill you,

they come at night to chase me, because it will be an injustice to them.

I give you an opportunity to meet my godfather Padim Ciço,

and you pay me this way?

To meet my padinho? I was never that lucky.

But you can meet him now.

- How? - A man shoots you with a rifle...

you will visit him. I play on the harmonica and you come back.

- And if you don't play? - Can't you see that I don't make such a misery?

- I guarantee I do. - Your idea is good, but just to be safe...

give the harmonica to my man soon.

- Now I get shot and see my padinho? - See.

- Could't you see, Chico? - I saw a lot.

He is there, dressed in blue, with a lot of little angels around.

He said like this: "Tell Severino that I want to see him".

Oh, I will!

- Shoot! - Captain...

Shoot, loose man, Am I not ordering it?

Captain, let's go that the steering wheel must have already been warned.

- Shoot!

Man, shoot at once, for God's sake!

I don't like it, but if I must...

Wait!

- Don't forget the harmonica. - Don't worry, captain!

So shoot!

The police are coming!

- Captain?

- Leave him a little longer!

Come on, captain!

Captain!

Damn you! You killed the captain, didn't you?

Do you want some killing?

Take this, bunch of monkeys!

- Come on, João! - I'm taking the money with me!

Run!

Bastard! For once in my life, I'll enjoy killing someone!

João!

João! João! Are you dieing?

I think I am, Chicó.

Things are blurry.

Poor João's going to die.

Quit the whining, Chicó.

You've seen a man die before.

The only thing I regret is not getting the money...

I'd get when you marry Rosinha.

João...

João!

João!

João!

João!

Oh, God!

Poor João Grilo is dead!

What a bastard, to die like this!

What am I going to do without João?

What am I going to do without João?

João! João!

There's no undoing this.

João Grilo is dead.

The world's smartest Grilo is gone.

He fulfilled his fate...

met the irreparable doom...

which marks our strange destiny on this Earth...

the unexplainable fact...

which puts all living things in one flock of condemned creatures...

because all that lives...

shall die.

Hail, Mary

Hail, hail

Hail, Mary

Make your penitence

For all your sins

And tell Holy Mary

To came and embrace you

João! You rotten bastard!

I don't believe it!

Not even here you get off my back?

I've looked around, but I haven't seen Father Cicero.

- He's got many people to see! - You're right.

- It's crowded in here!

- And there are more coming.

Look at the four you dispatched.

There must be a special place for the clergy.

By the way, why aren't you down there?

- I'm dead, like you. - I'm no man to die!

- Remember the harmonica?

- I do...

What are my man doing...

Why doesn't my man play it, so I can go back?

Old fool!

Do you think a harmonica can make you live?

Watch your mouth or I kill you!

How? I'm already dead!

He's not the only one! I'll kill anyone who laughs!

- We meant no offense.

- But you didn't die alone.

- We've all died. - As Chicó used to say...

"We fulfilled our fates and met the irreparable doom."

- Where's Chicó? - He escaped.

He's alive, that rascal! Hell of a guy!

- He was the only one! - As he used to say...

It's the first time I hear the dead quote the living!

You'll pay me for this harmonica trick, you bastard!

Bastard my butt!

I'm already dead! I won't listen to this!

There's no rich or poor, brave or coward.

We're all equals before God...

Or the devil!

Why are you all so surprised?

The door!

Am I a monster, by any chance?

Not at all!

Your elegance impresses us!

- You look like a movie star. - Do you think so?

- I do. - Then I do too.

Has anyone ever told you you're much nicer in person?

And I don't usually like people at first.

See? The devil isn't as ugly as they say.

Okay, but this smell of sulfur...

Is my smell bothering you?

Oh, no, no.

It's quite nice!

I'm about to faint because of the smell!

Watch it! Be respectful.

But what is this, creature?

- We mean no disrespect! - I'll let it pass for this time.

You should thank God the devil's a nice guy.

- If I were him... - lf I were him...

I'd wash real hard to get rid of this stench!

You're going to pay for everything you did!

I love a tough man!

I'm going to send you all to hell!

We're screwed!

See what you've done?

I wanted him to show us his true face!

Now, we know who we're talking to!

We're all going to the eternal fire...

to suffer with me!

You think we'll go, just because you said so?

That's right, and there's no way out!

What a hell of court is this, with no right to an appeal?

A person has to be heard...

before he's convicted!

- Nonsense, foolishness!

It may be so...

but I appeal to the Mighty One!

Help me, My Lord Jesus Christ!

Who is it? Emmanuel?

Yes, it's Emmanuel, the Lion of Judah, the son of David.

Come all, for you shall be judged.

I mean no disrespect to such an important person...

but that guy just called you Emmanuel.

That's right, João. That's one of my names.

But you can also call me Jesus, Lord, God.

Hold on a minute! Are you Jesus?

Yes, why?

Because... No disrespect...

but I didn't think you'd be so brown!

- Hush! - You hush.

You were more astounded than him, but didn't show it...

out of worldly arrogance.

- The time of falsehood is over. - Well said!

The color may not be the best, but you're very good with words!

Thank you, João.

But you yourself are prejudiced towards race.

I came like this on purpose. I knew I'd get a reaction.

And you, quit imitating my looks!

You know you're not equal to God.

Big Deal!

- Now stop the story and turn around. - I'm fine like this.

As you wish. Make your report...

starting with the bishop.

Simony. Negotiated with the Corporal, approving the burial of a dog in Latin,

because the owner gave him six contos.

- And is it forbidden? - Man! Whether it's forbidden I don't know.

What I do know is that how thought you were,

and then suddenly started to think it wasn't.

And more!

Rascality. Arrogance with the little ones.

Subservience with the greats.

And whatever is said of the bishop, can apply to the priest.

But I didn't quote the false canonical code like him.

On the other hand, it has just incurred lacking in collegiality with the bishop.

Boy! What I do here is still vogue?

No. This is the Devil's confusion.

- And the baker? - He and his wife...

were the worst bosses that Taperoá has ever seen.

- It's a lie! - Not. It is true!

Three days I spent...

"On top of a bed with a fever and not a little cup of water they sent him."

I already know, João.

Everyone knows this story from hearing you telling so much.

But can I? Tell me even if can I?

Steak in butter for the dog and hunger for João Grilo?

- It's too much! - Husband's greed.

The wife, an adulteress. If you place it on a scale, they were both terrible.

- Accuse Severino. - Do I have to?

He killed more than 30 people!

This devil is everything I've always hated...

a DA, a sacristan, a dog, and a policeman.

You're being funny, now...

but Emmanuel is fair. Things look good for me, not for you.

That's true. Things look bad. The charges are serious.

What amuses me the most...

is seeing this coward shaking with fear.

I can't help it! If I could stop shaking, I'd defend myself!

Stop!

What a relief! I was getting tired.

- What was that? - One of the devil's tricks.

He likes playing games.

It could only have been that mischief-maker!

What do you say in your defense?

I know you're clever, but you know you've been accused.

Actually, I haven't been accused of anything!

- No? - No, he hasn't!

He made such a fuss that I forgot to accuse him.

But I'll get you now, you rascal.

He plotted the bitch's funeral...

inciting simony.

Sold a cat to the baker's wife saying that he put money,

embezzlement.

He encouraged Chicó to be with a married woman...

inciting concupiscence.

He devised Severino's death...

premeditated murder!

João it seems you overdid it.

His case is hopeless...

so I'll take him first.

I haven't given up!

I may go, but not that easily!

- I will appeal! - To whom, João?

Even the Lord said the charges are serious.

Wait.

- To whom will you appeal?

- To someone closer to us.

- Someone who watches us.

- A saint?

I may look stupid, but I'm not.

I have a higher card.

Who's that?

"Hail Mary, save us all Hear us when we call

Milk from the gentle cow From the stubborn, not now

The gentle one has calmed down The stubborn one put her foot down

I was once a brand new boat The finest ship afloat

I've been a boy and man I haven't been a woman yet

Aid me Blessed Virgin Mother of God of Nazareth!"

Here comes the Compassionate.

Women meddle in everything!

How did you look beautiful with that color, My Son.

But a little thin.

You did call me, didn't you, João?

- Did my verse anger you?

- No, João. Why would I be?

They were funny, and that is good.

It's the devil who likes gloom.

- I object! - I know you do, but I'm sorry.

I can't go against My Mother.

Big deal her habit of saving everyone!

It demoralizes everything.

- That's because you had no mother! - That's right!

Such a mean fellow must've come from an incubator!

Why did you call me?

This son of an incubator wants to take us to hell.

I had to appeal to you.

I'll see what I can do.

I plea for these poor souls...

for they have no one.

Don't condemn them.

- I appeal to justice! - And I, to mercy.

We must consider the poor and sad condition of man.

It all starts with fear.

Because of it, men commit evil deeds, almost unwittingly.

- It's fear. - What do they fear?

They fear many things...

suffering...

loneliness...

and, above all, they fear death.

And you tell me that?

Me, who died alone, abandoned...

even by My Father.

Don't forget the night you spent in the garden...

the fear you underwent.

Poor man!

Made of flesh and blood, like any other man.

Like all men, you were left alone to die and to suffer.

Everybody fears death, but that doesn't make them righteous.

How did this fear make the baker and his wife...

better people?

Fear of death alone does not redeem sins.

But it may, at the time of death.

In the Hail Mary, I am asked to pray for men when they die.

I do.

And I look unto them at this hour.

Often, it is when they die that they finally find what they'd been looking for all their lives.

That's what happened to Eurico and Dora...

when they were about to be shot.

Stand here. I'll shoot from the church.

You'll have time for a Hail Mary.

I'll pray too,

and she'll hear us.

We always think we can live a little longer.

I like living...

but I've always asked myself if I wanted to live longer than you.

Now, I know.

I couldn't stand to see you die.

- I want to die first, Eurico! - Oh, Dora!

Why did you cheat on me all this time?

That was the reason...

It was like killing you in my heart little by little.

I was so afraid of losing you,

I wanted it to happen slowly!

Don't worry. Now, we'll be together forever.

Hey, mister, we have one last wish.

- We want to die together. - Good, it'll save me a bullet...

it's one less for my record.

I claim, in their favor...

the husband's forgiveness at the time of their death...

when he put his arms around her, so they could die together.

He was the greatest victim of her actions...

and, yet, he prayed for her.

I note your plea. What about the Bishop and the priest?

They also had their revelation at the time of death.

It's bad luck to kill a priest.

- Especially for the priest! - Before I shoot...

I want your absolution.

To be forgiven, you must repent first...

and you can't kill us.

- I'll repent later! - Then go repent in hell!

So there's no way.

Even if I go to hell, I have to obey the captain.

We can't deny absolution.

We can't bless a killer...

especially ours!

We're priests, Your Grace.

Our mission is to save souls, even if we can't save our own.

Remember Jesus' plea for His executioners!

Forgive them, Father!

They don't know what they're doing!

My God...

why have you abandoned us?

They followed your example...

...and forgave their killers. - It's always like that!

Everyone's good after they're dead!

- As for Severino... - Leave him to me.

He was redeemed by his parents' death.

When he was 8, he faced the beast that lives in every man.

I wasn't killed by chance...

and spent my life challenging death.

He went crazy when the police killed his family.

He was not responsible for his actions.

- He's saved. - This is an outrage, and I...

You object, I know.

But your objection is overruled.

You don't understand a thing about God's ways.

Severino is saved.

He was a mere instrument of God's wrath.

Severino, my son, you can go that way.

What about us?

Make up your mind! This anxiety is worse than anything!

Don't say that. You don't know what it's like down there.

Any anxiety is better than that.

But I can't wait here forever!

After all, what will the sentence be?

Excuse me, Lord. May I say something?

- What do you think, mother? - Let João speak

- Speak João

Are there four vacancies in purgatory?

- Yes. - So put these four in there!

It's a great solution, my Son.

They can pay as much as did and still secures their salvation.

And it has the advantage of displease this fellow here...

which is worse than snake meat.

See him here from the back?

- I am! -This is bad!

- My mother, what do you think? - Oh, I would be very pleased.

So it's granted.

You four can go.

Oh, no way!

Man, that woman rules.

And now we, João Grilo.

At least this I insist on taking it.

You who are so known, what is that do you have to say in your defense?

- Nothing, sir! - Nothing?

- The moment of truth has arrived! - That's why I'm chipped.

- With me there were many lies. - I'm glad you recognize it!

- You lied to survive, João! - But I liked it too.

I ended up getting a taste to deceive those people.

But because they exploited you!

Cleverness is the poor man's courage!

Cleverness was the only weapon which you had against the bad bosses!

Thank you for your intervention. But I must recognize that I didn't live like a saint.

You are being humble for her to take your pains.

The way I'm bad, it might even be it.

No! Don't give in!

João, this is the father of lies! He's trying to confuse you!

The truth is I don't I was no saint...

and I didn't even die a glorious death, like my companions.

João was a poor man like us, my Son.

And had to endure the greatest hardships of a dry and poor land like ours.

Fought for his life since he was a kid.

Passed without feeling his childhood.

He got used for few bread and a lot of sweat.

In the drought, he ate macambira, drinked the juice of xiquexique.

He felt hunger.

And when he couldn't anymore, prayed.

When the pray couldn't do anything, he joined a group of migrants...

who tried to survivie at the Coast.

Humiliated,

defeated,

missing a lot.

And when he got the news of rain, he took the way back.

Cheered himself again,

like the hope was a plant that grows with the rain.

And when looked again at his city, he thanked God...

for being a poor countryside,

but brave and with a lot of faith.

I ask you a lot for just not condemn him.

This case is hard.

I comprehend the situation that João lived, but this also has a limit.

I don't think that I can save him.

Give him, my Son, another opportunity.

- How? - Let João go back.

- Are you satisfied? - Oh, a lot!

For me it's even better, because from here to there I'm careful when I die...

and I don't even go through purgatory, that not to give taste to the demon.

- So, João. Are you satisfied? - I am...

who must be damned is the brooder's son!

What did he have, my God?

In anger, looked at you and saw me!

- You mean I can come back? - Yes, João. Go with God!

With God and with the Wholy Mother, which was who helped me.

See you later,

great Lawyer,

and don't let me down, no. I am decided to take care...

but the Lady knows that the flesh is weak! - Goodbye, João!

Thank you sir!

- See you later. - See you later, João.

- João! - Sir?

Whatch out you behavior!

Yes, sir.

Mom, if you continue to intrude like this for everyone,

hell will end being a public repartition.

Exist...

but doesn't work.

Look Chicó burying a dead body.

But what am I doing up here?

Eita! But what am I doing down there?

When I think that poor João didn't even had the right...

for a burial in the cemetery like the others.

Poor man, he is more abandoned than the Baker's dog.

An Our Father and a Hail Mary for a soul that is sorry here.

Oh my God, it's João!

João! Tell me what do you want,

If you are in heaven, in hell or in the purgatory!

Look at this bullshit, this is soon a soul speech.

“João, tell me if you are, I-don't-know-what”.

Be ashamed Chicó! I'm alive.

It's the bad souls, that says they are alive!

Oh my Holy Mary!

Get up Chicó! Can you see that is me? I'm alive dude!

- And is it possible? - Well if it's possible that I'm right here.

- I just believe seeing it! - Well just look.

What is it man, didn't you say that you just believe if you see it?

Yes, but you needn't show me.

And how this is going to be now, Chicó?

It's going to be this way. Me without believing it, and you without showing me!

And our society, our old friendship?

- Are they going to end? - The had already ended!

It's against my principles make a society with soemeone dead!

But I'm alive, dude!

Look, take my arm.

Bravery man, take it!

You're right, João!

- How is that, João? - I don't know.

I think the bullet grazed me.

My vision started to get blurry, when I woke up, I was here. Alive!

- Eita that's good news! - I have a horrible one to give you.

- And what is it, man? - I lost the money that was on my pocket.

Relax, João.

I took it out of your pocket before burying you.

Damn you rascal. With pitty of me, but didn't forget the money, did you?

Do you want to know something? Yes! The money was there, you were dead.

It wasn't going to be useful for anything, so I thought it would be safer if it was with me.

You did good, I would have done the same.

- It means that we are rich! - You mean millionaires!

Besides the bishop's and the priest's money, we have the money that Severino took from the bakery.

What do you think if we stayed with the bakery?

Great idea!

"Miramar Bakery:

João Grilo, Chicó e Cia”!

- What do you think? - Beautiful...

Oh my God! My Our Lady! Stupid, stupid, stupid!

What's that? What stupid? The stupid is you!

Yes, I am, João! I am the stupidest that ever existed in history!

- Oh my God my Whole Mary! - What happend, dude?

Poor me, poor João Grilo! Were rich ate this moment, now are poor again!

- Don't tell me you lose the money! - I lost anything João, it's here!

My God, my Whole Mary!

- And why are you shouting, man of God?

I thought you had died, João!

And what's up with that, man?

What is up is that me, thinking you were dead,

promised to give Whole Mary all of the money if you escaped!

Oh my God! Oh my Whole Mary

Oh my God! Oh my Blessed Virgin!

But Chicó, how did you make a promise like this?

And would I know that you'd escape, disgrace?

Oh man hard to die, my God!

Oh, wretched promise!

- Oh, hopeless promise! - Now is too late to say that!

- Wasn't it half that you promised? - No João, it was all!

Oh, wretched promise!

Oh, hopeless promise!

Devil of a complaint on top of people from minute to minute!

Lets stop talking and lets pay what we owe!

We're not! You will go!

I didn't promised anything, and half of the money is mine!

Yes, but when I promised it was mine, because I considered myself your heir!

I have nothing to do with it! I didn't promised anything!

So stay with your part and assume your responsabilities,

that I will settle mine!

- Chicó!

- What? - Wait that I will go with you!

- Will you? - I will.

I was convinced that you were right, João.

Yeah, but it missed who would convinced me.

If it was for another Saint, we still could see if we could change something.

But you promised to Whole Mary ...

Who knows I didn't escaped for this?

- So will you deliver? - I will.

Personally.

Oh my God, oh my Whole Mary!

It looks like a scratched record!

With all this mess, I forgot the money I promised to the Major!

You promise money a lot, Chicó!

Did you forgot you were the one who made me promise this money?

And even gave the garantee of the Major's right to take off...

a strip of skin off my back!

Oh my God, oh my Blessed Virgin!

And now all the money will go to the Saint!

- Is it not possible to be half? - No sir, you said all of it.

Oh, wretched promise! Oh, hopeless promise!

You're stalling more than a chick standing line.

Tell me already if you have the money!

I have!

I mean, I had!

Is that I promised all of it for Blessed Virgin if João escaped.

If I knew I would give you this loss, Major, I would have really died.

If you don't have the money, it is not a problem.

Fulfill the contract with me, or I'll rip your hide!

Will you do such a disgrace like this with your own son-in-law?

What son-in-law... To marry my daughter, you need to be rich or brave!

So it is resolved, because Chicó is the bravest man of Taperoá!

This one I will keep to laugh later...

when I get angry! - Because of me...

He made Vincentão and Corporal 70 ran at once!

I will give you the chance to prove that your are a real man, who likes my daughter.

You marry her and fullfil your contract with me,

or give up on her and I will forgive your debt!

Oxe, he won't give up! Chicó adores me!

- Choose, man... - You can arrange the wedding, my father.

- I still didn't respond... - You don't even need to, I trust you.

- We will marry tomorow. - Tomorrow I'll rip your skin off!

Do you know what it is, Mrs. Rosinha, I would like a lot marrying you,

but the truth is that I am more loose than store door pants.

- Oxe, and don't I know that? - How?

It's been a while since I found out.

But it was too late and I was already crazy about marrying you.

- Who said I have courage? - The pig!

- The pig? - The pig!

- What pig?

The pig that Mrs. Rosinha will gain as marrige present!

And does this pig has to do with my skin?

We get marry, my dad gives you the pig, you pay your debt and gets your skin free!

Chicó, you found a partner in love

and I found a partner in intelligence!

If you want to give up, I will take the lady back home.

Not even if you skinned me out my whole body, Major.

- Even just one strip. - So I will make a belt with it.

You may not be brave, Chicó...

but are good at pretending of being one!

That saint pig gave me a lot of courage!

- Don't forget that half is mine! - What money is this?

This coins are from the never time!

Help me Holy Christ! That money was collected a long time ago!

I doesn't cost a single penny today!

But how I didn't think of this before?

Your great-grandmother deposited these coins on this pig over 50 years ago!

- How am I stupid! - Imagine me!

I'm tired of this agony of becoming rich, becoming poor, becoming rich, becoming poor!

And I'm tired of this agony...

to be whole, to be without a strip, to be whole, to be without a strip!

The party is really good, but it's time to fullfil the contract!

- It's soon... - Don't worry...

That knife is sharp!

Wouldn't you have an anesthesia?

Wait, my father.

- What was on the contract? - 10 contos de réis or a leather strap!

- 10 contos de réis...

... or a leather strap of him? - Yes!

- Leather, leather? - Leather, leather!

- Just leather? - Do you think is little?

It's not little, but it isn't too much!

It's just a strap!

One strap, without a blood drop because blood wasn't on the contract!

What history is this?

The only word you'd pronounced on this contract was leather!

No one had talked about blood, hadn't it?

That's right, I didn't noticed this before.

Or you sir take a leather strap without taking the blood...

or you sir doesn't take anything off!

I should have bled you by the neck, you bastard bitch!

I just don't do it, because the worst punishment that I can give to my daughter...

is to let her marry a disgrace like you!

Loose, poor...

- Clumsy! - Kindness of yours!

Get out of here for the sixth generation!

I am able to set fire to this house...

but I don't leave a penny for lady, Mrs. Rosinha!

Everyone poor again!

Not again, my son. This is my first time.

That's right my flower, you gave the chest strike in reverse.

I was thinking if it wasn't better that way.

Who knows if I get rich I wouldn't end up like the baker?

And then with the misfortune, we get used to it!

Talking about it, I am getting hungry of the mullet.

Luckily, I carried one piece of the marrige cake.

Oh no, Miss Rosinha, you are already learning to be poor!

An alms for God's sake? It's for me to take the belly out of misery.

Sir apologize us, but belly in misery here there are already three.

Take it, sir!

- And go with God. - And you with Him.

Oh no Miss Rosinha, it's gone almost all the food!

Let it go, he is also a son of God.

Jesus sometimes disguises himself as a beggar...

to test the man's goodness.

It might even happen but that one was not, no!

- Oxe, how do you know? - Jesus? Black like that?

Why not?

I met someone in Cabaceiras that had met Jesus Christ.

- Where, Chicó? - In Heaven...

Says that there the pilgrimage is a thousand times greater than that of Juazeiro.

This dude told me he saw Jesus Christ.

sitting on the throne with a bunch of little angels around,

just like in a painting.

He told me that paradise is on the side

of Bahia, that's why Christ is black.

And how did he told you dude, if he was already dead?

I don't know...

I only know that so it was!