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[indistinct chatter]

[in Cantonese] Lower.

[grunts]

[metal squeaking]

- [man] Psst. - [gasps]

[in Mandarin] Don't move.

[in Cantonese] I'm in position, move in.

Where is Juntao?

Juntao? He is everywhere.

You want a piece of me?

Don't move!

Shoot me!

Shoot me!

[grunts]

[both grunting]

[Sang shouts in Cantonese]

[in Mandarin] Don't move!

[sirens wailing]

[grunting]

[shouting in other language]

[grunts]

[both grunting]

[whimpering]

[boat engine starting]

[sirens wailing]

[in Cantonese] Sang got away.

[man in English] Forgive me, Consul Han, but, uh,

I believe we can ill afford to lose men of your high character.

And speaking as a friend

who's fought side by side with you for 15 years,

I will sorely miss the unshakable support you've given the Royal Hong Kong Police.

And so, on behalf of all Brits,

who have ever carried the shield in Hong Kong, we shall miss you.

We wish you nothing but happiness

as you take up your new post in the United States.

Ladies and gentlemen, Consul Han.

[all] Consul Han.

[Han] Thank you, Thomas.

Now, you know Thomas is not going to make this evening easy.

Excuse me.

[whispering indistinctly]

[in Mandarin] Thank you.

[in English] Commander Griffin,

I am pleased to be able to leave you and Hong Kong

with a special gift tonight.

Earlier this evening, Detective Inspector Lee

and his special task force have once and for all

crushed the Juntao criminal organization

- and reclaimed artifacts… - [people murmuring]

…from 5,000 years of China's heritage.

[all clapping]

[in Mandarin] Thank you.

[in English] This is the kind of legacy I dreamt about.

Hong Kong forever.

To Hong Kong forever.

[all] Hong Kong forever.

[grunts]

Soo Yung.

[in Mandarin] Why didn't you tell me you weren't going with us?

- I was trying to find the right time. - What? After I left?

Soo Yung, I'll miss you very much.

You're my best student. Your mother would've been proud.

Will you practice your kicks and eye gouges?

I won't have any friends in America.

Everything will be okay. I promise.

This is for you.

Thank you.

Don't worry, America is a very friendly place.

[car horn honks]

[Carter in English] Stupid fool! Get the hell out of my way!

Man, are you crazy?

- Shoot! - [man] You moron!

[tires screeching]

Clive, what's up, man?

- You're late. - Huh?

You're late.

- I'm late? - Yeah, you're late.

You're late. I've been waiting in the back for you over an hour, man.

I was in the diner.

I told you in the back. Think I would do this out front?

Are you crazy? I'm gonna get busted.

I was in the diner.

- You weren't in the diner. - I said in the back--

It don't even matter. I'm late, you late. It don't matter.

Let's do this. That a gun?

Put that gun away. How many people you killed this year?

Stop it. Come on. Let's do it. Come on.

- Come on. Come on. - Don't be late again.

I ain't gonna be late. Come on. What we got?

Hoo-hoo! That's tight.

That's beautiful. That's nice. What's that?

- That's C-4. - That's C-4?

That's C-4.

- Oh, shit. - What's the problem?

Ain't no problem. I been looking everywhere for this.

Man, how the hell you find some C-4?

You don't know how you make me feel.

The Iraqis can't even get this shit, man.

- Where'd you get this from? - [scoffs] It's a hot ticket.

[Carter] You don't know how happy you made me, man.

Let me go get you what you want.

- Let me go get that money. - Step away from the car.

[chuckles] Hey, officers.

[officer] Put your hands above your heads. Just do it now.

[Carter] No problem. Why y'all messing with us?

[grunts]

All right, take it easy, buddy.

- You don't wanna do that. - Oh, yes, I do.

Oh, no, he don't. He's just playing.

No, I ain't playing.

- Yes, he is, Officer. - No, I'm not. I'm not playing!

- Drop the gun! - He's just my cousin. We're just talking.

Get back in the car and just leave.

Can't do that. All right?

I'm gonna blow his head all over the parking lot!

Get back in the car and buy some donuts!

See what you did? You made him mad. Let me talk to him.

- All right? - [grunts]

- [officer 1] Hey! - [officer 2] Don't move!

All right. All right. Everything cool now. He down.

The gun down. Now, get back in the car and just leave.

- Put your hands on your head! - Officer, everything cool, Officer.

Do it now!

- [both groan] - [officer 2] My arm!

- [engine starts] - [tires screeching]

I told you to get in the car.

- [grunts] - [car horns honking]

[grunts]

Man, stop it! I got C-4 in the trunk!

[grunts]

[loud explosion]

Yeah!

[upbeat music playing]

Hoo-hoo!

Clive, guess what, man?

I forgot to tell you. I'm LAPD.

You under arrest.

[birds chirping]

[Han] Soo Yung, come on, we're gonna be late.

Let's go.

- [woman] Excuse me. - Eh?

- What? - Telephone. China.

[in Mandarin] Send her there.

[in English] Soo Yung, I love you. Have a nice day.

Will you be home after school?

No. I am going to pick you up myself.

- [in Mandarin] Promise? - [in Mandarin] Promise?

- [in English] Bye. - Bye.

[in Mandarin] Hello, this is Han.

- [in English] Hello? - [line disconnects]

- [buttons clacking] - Hello?

["Fantasy" playing on radio]

[car horns honking]

♪ Oh, when you walk by every night ♪

♪ Talking sweet and looking fine ♪

♪ I get kinda hectic inside ♪

♪ Mm, baby, I'm so into you ♪

♪ Darling, if you only knew ♪

♪ All the things That flow through my mind ♪

♪ But it's just a sweet Sweet fantasy baby ♪

♪ When I close my eyes ♪

♪ You come and you take me ♪

♪ It's so deep in my daydreams ♪

- [tires screech] - [siren chirps]

♪ But it's just a sweet Sweet fantasy baby… ♪

[music continues on radio]

Is there a problem, Officer?

No problem.

Just rush hour.

[screaming]

[grunting]

Ow!

[Soo Yung screaming]

[panting]

[motorbike engine revving]

[Soo Yung screaming]

[Soo Yung] Help!

[Soo Yung screaming]

- [Han] Security's in place? - [woman] Yes.

And you're sure all of the exhibits will be ready by this weekend?

Yes, sir. Your opening remarks are scheduled for 7:30.

- [Han] Fine. - Excuse me, Consul Han.

I'm Warren Russ with the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

This is Agent Whitney. We need to speak with you in private, sir.

Excuse me.

I know this is a difficult time for you,

but I want you to know we're gonna get your daughter back.

Yes, but will you get her back alive?

We have the best agents in this house, and on those streets.

I would like one of my people to help.

Let me assure you, Consul, the FBI considers this a top priority.

We have plenty of people on the case.

Mr. Russ, I am not an American.

My daughter, she is not an American.

- I understand that, sir, but-- - He's already on the plane.

I trust you will treat him with the same courtesy as you have shown me.

Yes, sir.

Ten people jumped out of the trunk.

I started handling them.

Started slappin' and throwin' 'em.

Then two stupid cops came out of nowhere, messed everything up. I had to regroup.

I had to save their life. It might be in the paper.

It ain't in there. Anyway, I save their life.

And then, I started running to get the bomb…

I can't believe you went without me.

Hey, I'm gonna talk to y'all later.

I'm gonna tell you the best part after work.

You know, this is why nobody will work with you, man.

Why you're the only cop in the department without a partner.

Johnson, look, first of all, if you wanna go out on a date with me,

you're gonna have to wait on the list like every woman.

And second of all, I work alone.

I don't want or need no partner, and I ain't gonna never have no partner.

- Did Kojak have a partner? - Yeah, the fat guy.

He wasn't never with him. Did Columbo have a partner?

Captain ordered me to go with you on that bust

because you needed bomb squad backup, but again,

you screwed me and you screwed yourself.

Look, Johnson, it's dangerous out there.

It's safer for you to be right here behind the desk.

You know, we were supposed to be on the same team.

Team? Johnson, this is the LAPD.

We the most hated cops in all the free world.

My own mama ashamed of me.

She tell everybody I'm a drug dealer.

Ain't no team. This is a pit stop for me, baby.

I'm on the verge of leaving all you suckers.

Oh, actually, you're on the verge of being suspended.

Have a nice day.

[chuckles]

Johnson.

Somebody told you I was being suspended?

- [Johnson clears throat] - Quit playing, girl.

[chuckles] I know you playing.

Somebody told you I was being suspended?

This is a problem.

I don't need some foreign national getting his head blown off

and turning this into an incident.

What can we do? He's on his way.

[sighs]

Call the field office. Have them send over a rookie.

We'll have him escort this guy around town for a few days,

pretend to follow some leads, show him some sights,

keep him out of our way.

You sure you want to do that to one of our own men?

What do you suggest?

Well, as long as we're gonna humiliate someone,

might as well be LAPD.

Well, even if I had an extra man,

who would want such a bullshit assignment?

Well, it's a disgrace to me.

It's a disgrace to my department.

It's a disgrace to--

Dan, I'm sending someone right over.

Captain, I know you read the paper, but they lying.

I wouldn't do nothing like that.

They exaggerate. You know how the paper is. They want a story.

Two officers were shot. One man lost a pinkie.

- But didn't nobody die. - You destroyed half a city block.

That block was already messed up.

- You lost evidence. - We still got a little bit left.

What you did was dangerous and completely against policy.

And not only that…

you did a good job.

What?

Everyone around here is so image-conscious.

Everybody's so afraid of their own goddamn shadow.

It's nice to meet an LA detective who's willing to lay it on the line.

Captain, that's the… That's the same way I feel.

That's what I've been trying to say.

Every so often, we have to let the general public know

that we can still blow shit up.

You goddamn right. That's the only way I work, Cap.

- Mm. - So that mean I ain't getting suspended?

- Suspended? Are you kidding? - I don't know why I said that.

I just got a call from the FBI.

The 10-year-old daughter of a Chinese diplomat

was kidnapped this morning,

and they want you on the case.

- FBI want me? - That's right.

- Stop lying. - I don't lie.

- Tell the truth. - I'm telling the truth.

Thank you, Captain. Whoo!

- Congratulations, Carter. - Appreciate it!

- You are going to the show. - Hey, I ain't gonna let you down.

I'll look for you when I go to the top.

- I'm gonna make you mayor. Whoo. - I'd rather you didn't.

Hey, listen up! If anybody need me,

I'm gonna be working a big, big case for the FBI!

[upbeat music playing]

Whoo!

Yo. Take care of that for me.

[indistinct chatter]

Carter.

Yo. I need one of those earpieces immediately, all right?

All right. Hey, how you doing?

I want Consul's personnel records cross-checked

with that new list we received from Interpol.

See if you can make any matches or connections.

- [clears throat] - Okay, boys, what do we got?

Have we checked the Consul personnel records?

I wanna know who's he been talking with, dealing with.

Okay. Come on. Give me the story. Any demands? Any fingerprints?

Have we interviewed his staff?

Whitney, who is this?

Give me a copy of that.

James Carter, FBI.

Warren, he's here for the special assignment.

Oh.

I'm Agent-In-Charge Warren Russ.

- Good to have you. - I've been waitin' for this.

You guys sure do take a long time to process an application.

Well, Carter,

your particular assignment is considered G-14 classified.

Now, why don't you and I take a walk and I'll fill you in?

Okay, Warren.

G-14 classified.

That's good.

[Carter] You don't understand. This is my dream.

I'm very excited about working with the FBI.

Well, I'm glad. Listen, his name is Lee.

And the Director considers this a top priority.

No disrespect, sir, but he's only gonna get in my way.

I'm not used to having a partner.

If I'm gonna handle the situation,

- I'm gonna have to work alone. - Carter, he is the situation.

Must be a misunderstanding.

I was sent down here for the big case.

For the kidnapping. The girl?

No, forget the little girl. Your assignment is Lee.

Who is Lee and what assignment is that?

Lee is a foreign detective. He's a personal friend of the Consul's.

Now, it's your job to keep him out of sight

and away from danger, you understand?

I understand you want me to babysit, but I don't do that.

- I came here for the big assignment… - The truth is, this is an FBI operation,

and I don't need any help from the LAPD or some Chungking cop.

You got it?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold, hold.

Why didn't you all put one of your men on this top-priority case?

What am I supposed to do?

- Take him to the zoo? - I don't give a damn.

I just don't want to see him or you until this thing is resolved.

Now, his plane arrives in an hour.

We want to make a good impression, Carter.

It's his first trip to America.

Hey. This is bullshit!

[plane whizzing]

[indistinct announcement on PA]

[in Mandarin] Thank you, thank you.

[in English] Please tell me you speak English.

[enunciating] I'm Detective Carter.

Do you speak any English?

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

- I cannot believe this shit! - [in Mandarin] Thank you.

First, I get a bullshit assignment, now Mr. Rice-A-Roni…

don't even speak American.

Come on, man. My ride over here.

Put your bag in the back.

[enunciating] Put your bag in the back!

No, no, no, no, no. You put your own shit in the back!

I am not a skycap.

I'm FBI, you understand?

What the hell you think this is?

Captain, I don't think this is funny.

No, I'm serious. I ain't playing.

Call the FBI and tell them you made a mistake.

I can't do that, Carter.

I'm sure that you and Mr. Lee

- will have a nice time together. - [all laughing]

I'm warning you. You better call the FBI

or I'm gonna drop him at Panda Express.

You drop this case, Carter,

you're suspended for two months without pay.

All right, well, you can forget about being mayor then.

Congratulations, Carter. Looks like you finally got yourself a partner.

[all laughing]

One little pinkie get blowed off and everybody tripping.

Chinese Consul?

That's one of the places you can't go.

I ain't getting fired. You gonna pay my bills?

Soo Yung.

That's the little girl?

Huh? Huh?

Say something.

Y'all think this is real funny. Give Carter the big G-14 classified case.

I'll show the FBI, they don't know who they playing with.

I'm gonna solve this case myself.

That's right.

[indistinct chatter]

[Carter] But I wanna show you something first. Look familiar?

Just like home, ain't it? Look. Just like home.

I ain't never been to China, but I bet it probably look like this?

Star maps! Get your star maps!

Look, look, look, John Wayne.

- John Wayne? You know John Wayne? - John Wayne.

[Carter] John Wayne. The Duke. Hang out him.

I'll be back. You might see one of your cousins here.

- I'll be back. - [Stucky] Find them, stalk them!

Find them and stalk them! Star maps!

- Right here! Star maps, people! - Stucky.

- Stucky. - Sta…

You got the address to Michael Jackson's house? Never Neverland?

Carter. You can't be coming around my job! That's harassment!

Hey, I'm checking up on you.

I'm fully legit now. I'm selling star maps.

- That's all I'm selling. - Yeah, legit my ass.

What you and your ol' Asian gang talking about these days?

- Know about a kidnapping? - I don't know.

Give me one of them star maps…

for $45, do you understand what I'm saying?

All right. I might know a little somethin'.

I don't know about kidnapping

but there's a dude who's buying all kinda firearms,

explosives, people, like he's gonna start a war.

- What's his name? - I don't know.

- You don't know his name? - For $45, I don't know.

For $45, you better tell me.

- I don't know nothing for $45. - [chuckles] Stucky, you don't…

- What… I didn't tell you nothing! - Lee!

Lee!

Lee!

Lee.

[grunts]

[sighs]

Didn't I tell you to wait for me? Huh?

- [people gasping] - What the hell you doing on this bus?

Think I'm playing with you?

Huh? Think I'm playing with you?

I ain't playing with you. Sit down.

All right. It's okay.

It's all right.

[panting] FBI.

Take a picture. It's okay. Wait a minute.

[tourists laughing]

[cameras clicking]

All right.

What? Get out of my way! Watch out! Watch out!

[cameras clicking]

FBI. Stop this bus.

[gasps]

[boy] Hey, look.

[children laughing]

[dad] Hey, kids, get back in here. Sit down.

[car horn honks]

[Carter] Stop!

- FBI, I need this motorcycle. - No way, man.

Get off!

[engine revving]

- [tires screeching] - [horn honking]

Get out of the car. Get out of the car now!

Where do you think you're going?

Didn't I tell you to stay by the Duke?

Hey, what do you think you're doing?

Just mind your own business, old man, and stay in the car.

Hey. [sputtering] What you doing?

I was trying to find out where you're going.

- I was gonna shoot? I want to go with you. - Hey, what's happening here?

Put the gun down. Put the gun down. I ain't playing with you, man.

- You think I'm playing with you? - Don't move.

Drop your guns.

[Carter] Hey, man.

Look. FBI.

I'm policeman.

I'm just showing him how to take a gun from a suspect.

All of a sudden you speaking English now, huh?

- A little. - A little, my ass. You lied to me.

I didn't say I didn't. You assumed I didn't.

Assume I kick your little Beijing ass right now, man.

I ain't scared of you. I know you know that tricky shit.

I'm not responsible for your assumption.

You full of shit, you understand that? You full of shit.

Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking.

You seem as if you like to talk.

I like to let people talk who like to talk.

It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.

What the hell did you just say?

I let people talk…

[speaking indistinctly]

So I'm the one full of shit?

We both full of shit.

You full of shit.

I'm gonna kick your ass.

- Don't nobody do that but me. - [engine starts]

You want me to kick your ass, don't you?

You must take me to see Consul Han right away.

Man, just sit there and shut up. This ain't no democracy.

- Yes, it is. - No, it ain't.

This is the United States of James Carter now.

I'm the President, I'm the Emperor, I'm the King.

I'm Michael Jackson, you Tito.

Your ass belong to me.

Why would they not want my help?

Because they don't give a damn about you.

They don't like you. I don't like you.

I don't care. I'm here for the girl.

The girl don't like you. Nobody likes you.

You came all the way over here for nothing.

You ain't gonna be…

- [music playing on radio] - Beach Boys.

Oh, hell no. You didn't just touch my goddamn radio.

The Beach Boys are great American music.

The Beach Boys gonna get you a great ass-whooping.

Don't you ever touch a Black man's radio, boy.

You can do that in China but you're gonna get your ass killed out here, man.

Let me show you real music.

[hip-hop music playing]

Yeah. That's real music. You hear that?

Now, can you do that to the Beach Boys?

Can you do that to the Beach Boys?

Hell no.

I must get to the Consulate. What are we doing here?

It's called a shakedown. Very serious police work.

Now, just watch me handle my business and control the space.

I want to help with the investigation. This is my case.

[laughs]

Your case?

Look, you can back me up.

When we get in here, you follow my lead and do what I do. Okay?

[blues music playing over speakers]

- What's up, my nigga? - What's up?

- Is this weed? - What?

[sniffs, splutters]

- You got a prescription for this? - Yeah.

- Where is that? - Uh…

- Where is that? - It's… It's… It's…

Where? Wh…

- I left it… - [sputtering]

Uh, uh, where? Where?

I should take your ass to jail.

- For what? I… - For what? Look at this!

- That's nothing but a cigarette. - This ciga-weed!

It look like a cigarette.

- You better have glaucoma. - I do.

[Carter] What's up, my nigga?

[buzzer rings]

[Luke] Hey, hey, check that, baby.

What's happening, Carter? [grunts]

Put the guns down. Put the guns down!

MC Hammer there, put the goddamn gun down.

Now I got some questions, and I need some answers.

- Put them down. - Where the girl?

- What girl? - The little girl.

- What little girl? - The little Chinese girl.

I don't know about no little Chinese girl.

You know what I'm talkin' about.

I'll take your asses in if I don't get no answers.

- Carter, put the gun down. - Man, don't act like you know me.

You don't know me.

I see what's going on. Y'all trying to play me.

You all think I'm a fool.

All right, Lee, go outside. It's gonna get a little dangerous.

- I may have some ques-- - Go outside and wait by the bar.

Remember what I told you? Back me up. Go.

I'll take care of everything.

- You're sure? - I'm sure. Now, go on now.

Go on!

Think I'm playing?

Hurry up!

[laughs]

[sighs]

- Come here. - Don't come up in here

in my place of business scaring me like that. God damn.

I was just playing. Man, give me a hug, boy.

I was just schooling that rookie, man. Showing him the ropes.

- Why you didn't come to church Sunday? - I had some things to take care of.

But I made the night service.

Yeah. Come here, I wanna holler at you.

- What's up? - I need to know who this guy is

buying up all these explosives and weapons.

I don't know nothing about that, baby.

Luke. Look, man, I know what you do, man.

Reason why I ain't busted your ass is because you my cousin,

and it'd kill Aunt Bootsy.

- Why you involve Aunt Bootsy? - I ain't playing.

I know she got a bad heart, but if I have to, I'll bust your ass.

Tell me something.

The word down in Chinatown is there's this new dude in town.

Badass dude out of Hong Kong, buying up every goddamn thing.

- What's his name? - Shit, I don't know his name.

He ain't buying shit from me.

- You don't know his name? - No.

God damn. Nobody know his name.

What's up, my nigga?

What did you just say?

What's up, my nigga?

[grunting]

[choking]

[grunting]

[man] Come here! You better watch your mouth!

What you say, boy?

I don't want trouble.

Ow.

[grunting]

[glass shattering]

[yells]

Ow.

Please. I said I don't want trouble.

That's bad for you.

Carter.

- Where the girl at? - What girl?

[Carter] "What girl?" You know what girl.

Man, you better take your goddamn hands off my suit.

Your mama bought me this suit for Christmas.

This is my favorite suit. Now, let me go.

I'm gonna see you at Thanksgiving, all right? Appreciate it.

Hey, hey! Get your big Happy Meal ass over!

Get over in the corner! I'm still the law around here!

Next time I come here, y'all better clean this shit up!

And brush your teeth!

Let's go.

- [Lee] What are we doing? - [Carter] I'm getting something to eat.

You want anything, like a Cup O'Noodles or something?

Carter, stop wasting my time. I made a promise to Soo Yung.

You're right. I've been wasting your time.

I'm sorry. Just let me go in here and get something to eat.

When I come back out, I'll take you where you want to go.

- Okay. - Shake on it?

Hey, what are you doing?

You ain't the only one with quick hands, are you? Wah!

I'll be right back.

Shit.

Hey, man, I got you a beef-and-bean burrito.

We have a taxicab approaching.

A man stepping out. Asian. About 5'10".

We've got someone approaching the gate. Dropped off by a cab.

Tell them to intercept.

Intercept.

We will intercept.

- Can I help you? - Yes. I must see the Consul.

About what?

Please, it's very important.

Why don't you tell us why you need to see the Consul, huh?

- We'll tell you whether it's important. - Do you have identification?

[sighs] It's about his daughter, Soo Yung.

Hands above your head!

- He asked about the Consul's daughter. - He asked about the daughter.

You don't understand. I was invited.

[grunting]

Don't move! Throw your gun away.

- [Whitney] He's gonna kill them. - Is everything all right?

You'll be safer on the second floor. Let's go!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry about this.

[gun clicks]

[both groaning]

He went over.

[guard 1] Let's go!

[guard 2] He's on the grounds! Come on!

[Whitney] Stay away from the window, please. Right here.

[clattering]

Get down! Now!

[grunting]

Don't move!

[Han] Lee.

[in Mandarin] Sorry, I'm late.

[footsteps approaching]

Wait here.

[in English] Mr. Russ. I think there has been a misunderstanding.

It's all right. It's okay.

It's him. The guy from China.

- What? - Come in, please.

Mr. Russ,

I would like you to meet Detective Inspector Lee.

Excuse me very much.

Oh, yes.

Your gun.

Where the hell is Carter?

[muffled] Then I gotta put up with this…

You all seen a little Asian dude about this height

with a steering wheel on his arm?

Go screw yourself.

- What you say? - I said go screw yourself.

Take your sensitive ass and let me in! Get out of the way!

- Don't make me get up out of this truck! - Let this putz in.

[Carter] When I get up in here, I'm slapping somebody.

[Russ] What happened? Your job…

[Carter] Ain't my job to be jumping off of buses!

I do not do that! I am not Carl Lewis!

Who is this man?

Sir, I can explain.

Agent Carter has been helping with my investigation.

He's upset that we have not done our job.

Me and Lee are taking care of the situation.

We have everything under control. We're on top of it.

We're gonna get your daughter back.

He is very passionate about finding your daughter.

- I owe you my gratitude. - Thank you.

We wanted Detective Lee to have

one of our best men by his side at all time.

Agent Russ, maybe this is a good time to tell the Consul

the details of my assignment.

- Yes. - Yeah.

Carter, can I speak to you for a moment?

You wanna speak to me? For a moment? In private?

Oh, I see. This must be G-14 classified.

FBI-type stuff.

Let me call my captain and let him know what's going on.

Now, we'll talk in a second.

- G-14. - [phone rings]

- I love when a G-14 comes around. - [man on phone] Hello?

Who's this? Hello?

Am I speaking with FBI?

- Give me the phone. Carter? - FBI? Yeah, this is the FBI.

- You are FBI? - Yeah, this is the FBI.

If you want the girl back alive, listen and do not talk.

Okay, I'm listening. Let me get a pen.

All right. Cool.

The drop will be made tonight. 11:00 p.m.

The amount will be $50 million.

Fifty million dollars? Who do you think you kidnapped, Chelsea Clinton?

- [Russ] Keep him talking. - [Sang] In used currency.

Nothing bigger than 50.

All right. All right. Cool, cool, cool. $50 million. No problem. No problem.

I want $20 million in 50…

Twenty million in 50s.

Twenty million in 20…

Twenty million in 20s.

SANG: And $10 million in 10.

And $10 million in 10s.

You want any fries with that?

What is your name?

What's your name, man? You called us. Why you wanna know my name?

I just want to be able to tell the Consul who is responsible

for his daughter's death because he talk too much.

All right, look, man. Hold up. Calm down.

I'm trying to hook you up. I'm on your side.

You will receive instructions for the drop half an hour before it is to be made.

If it is successful, the girl will live.

I'm gonna make sure you get the money.

We can spend it together,

when you get it because I don't even really work for them.

We got it. 620 South Broadway. Downtown.

[sirens wailing]

Tactical team one, proceed down 6th to 6th and Broadway.

Team two, I want you around the back on 4th and Main.

Set up a perimeter.

[Whitney] Take your team and cover the building

floor by floor all the way to the top. Move.

- [agent] Two men around back. - They must not go into the building.

Yeah, you right. You're right. Let's go tell them. Come on.

[Whitney] Take positions on the corner.

Mr. Russ, you must pull your men back.

What the hell are you doing here? Where's Carter?

- [Lee] Please, listen to me. - [Russ] Mr. Lee,

you may be very competent, but the mere fact

that you know this girl compromises your judgment.

Sir, if you were asking for $50 million,

would you be in a place like that?

Get this clown away from me.

Take a hike.

- Hey, man. - Why were you hiding?

What do you mean? I wasn't hiding.

- You were hiding. - I bent down to tie my shoe.

I looked up, you were gone.

[agent] Sir, the area is secured.

- Room's empty. - Damn it!

[phone ringing]

[phone rings over radio]

[explosion]

Everybody pull back!

God damn!

[Russ] Get some paramedics down here now!

Evacuate the building right away! Get fire crews here!

We got an explosion at 6th and Broadway.

[grunts]

[ladder creaking]

[Carter] Lee!

[metal creaking]

[grunts]

[Carter] That ain't far enough, man!

I ain't Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! Push it down some more!

[shouts]

[grunting]

[grunting and yelling]

[Carter] Lee!

Hey, Lee!

[yelling]

Ah!

[clinking]

- Carter, don't come any… Stop! - Hey!

Hey, man, what the hell you…

[both screaming]

[both groaning]

[tires screeching]

[gun clicking]

- [both groaning] - I think I done broke my shit.

- Who was that you was chasing? - [grunts]

His name is Sang from Hong Kong.

- Because of you, he got away. - Why didn't you tell me about the bridge?

- I did. - No, you didn't.

- I did. - No, you did not.

- I said stop. - I don't understand what you be saying.

What?

You see what I'm saying?

- [scoffs] - What's this in your hand?

He dropped it.

Oh, shit.

- Come on. - Where are we going?

I messed up my suit.

[breathing shakily]

[device beeping]

Fifteen seconds.

[Johnson whimpering]

[officer] Make a decision.

[panting]

- Johnson! - [gasps]

- [device beeps, explodes] - Oh, shit!

Did I come at a bad time?

I got bad news for you, Johnson. We're all dead.

- I was distracted, sir. - Distractions can occur in the field.

That's why we call this practice.

If you can't handle the pressure, then quit.

- Yes, sir. - Hey, man, give her a break.

Don't worry about him. How you doing, girl?

What's going on, man? What's goin' on? Give me some love.

Why are you tormenting me?

Is that a way to treat a friend?

I came to see how you was doing, and I need some help.

Help? [laughs]

I know that you have strong feelings for me, baby, but we gotta put that aside.

It's a little girl's life at stake. Come on.

Since when do you care about anybody else but yourself?

Please just take a look at this for a second.

We found this on the kidnappers.

Tell me what this is. Come on.

Oh. Now you want me to work with you? I don't have time for this.

I got my own shit to deal with.

Johnson. Johnson. Johnson.

- Who are you? - Sorry we got you in trouble.

Yeah. He's sorry he got you in trouble.

Tell me something I don't know.

It's a remote. Could be nitro cap, could be cross-delayed,

definitely not homemade, definitely not American.

I mean, it could open up a garage door, or blow up some C-4.

C-4?

Yeah, C-4.

- Okay. Get out. Go, go, go. - All right. This means so much to me.

Hey, and I'm sorry about spreading all those rumors

on Christmas about us sleeping together. I'm sorry.

What?

He's just joking.

Bye.

[gate buzzing]

[Carter] Hey, Bobby, what's up, man?

I need to see Clive Cod, man.

Oh. No way, Carter.

Look, it's lights out. They're locked down.

You want me to lose my job?

I'm the one that got you this damn job.

You better open this gate and let me in.

- Can't do it. - Bobby.

Didn't I turn my back that time when you bought weed?

I was splitting it with you.

But didn't I give you the bigger half?

Come on, Bobby. Now, do me this favor.

Shit. You got five minutes.

- Hey, Cod. - [Clive] Huh?

Your two brothers are here.

Hey, Clive, how you doing, man?

You got a lot of balls coming here.

I was just around the way, man. I figured you'd be bored.

I came down here to see how you was doing.

What the hell do you want?

I just came down here to bring you a gift.

You got time on your hands.

I brought you a toy to play with.

- I don't want that. - You don't want it?

You like to play with stuff like this.

I don't like to play with stuff like that. I don't know what it is.

You never sold this to nobody now?

How could I sell it when I don't know what it is?

If you hold it. Wanna hold it?

- I don't wanna to. - Touch it.

- I don't want to. - Why?

- 'Cause I don't wanna. - Scared of it?

- You think I'm stupid? - Stupid enough to get busted.

Put my fingerprints, so you'll frame me.

Why would I do something like that?

I'm gonna try to trick you again?

Besides, I don't have to frame you.

You'll do life after they find out you killed the girl.

I don't know anything about a girl.

That ain't what I heard. That's what I'll tell everybody.

I don't care. I don't know anything.

- I got a big mouth. - Let me tell you something.

I don't know anything about that, so you can kiss my fat ass.

Clive, it'd take me all day to kiss your fat ass. Clive!

What are you gonna do? You want some?

I'll give you all you want.

Give me a name.

I ain't telling you shit.

She's only 11 years old.

I don't want her to die.

Look at the picture.

I don't care about him, I don't care about you.

I care about the little girl.

Give me the name.

[sighs]

The guy's name is Juntao.

I never seen him.

Where can I find him?

Foo Chow Restaurant, Chinatown.

[Carter] Foo Chow Restaurant?

Get rid of this guy. He's gonna get you killed.

Clive, thank you, man.

I'll come back next time,

I'll bring your fat ass cookies. We appreciate this.

That's it right there.

What are we waiting for?

We scoping the place out, man. We ain't gonna just run up in there.

That's how you get shot.

[exhales]

I'm falling asleep.

[music playing on radio]

♪ War, huh, yeah ♪

♪ What is it good for? ♪

♪ Absolutely nothing, uhh ♪

♪ War, huh, yeah ♪

♪ What is it good for? ♪

♪ Absolutely nothing ♪

♪ Say it again, y'all ♪

♪ War, huh ♪

[Lee mumbling]

♪ What is it good for? ♪

♪ Absolutely nothing, listen to me, oh ♪

♪ Say it again, y'all ♪

♪ War, huh, yeah ♪

♪ What is it good for? ♪

♪ Absolutely nothing, uhh ♪

You don't know nothing about no war.

Everybody knows war.

♪ Huh, yeah ♪

♪ What is it good for? ♪

♪ Absolutely nothing ♪

♪ Good God, you all ♪

It ain't you all, it's y'all.

- Y'all. - Y'all.

Y'all.

Man, you sound like a karate movie. Y'all!

Y'all.

Say it from right here with some soul. Y'all.

- Y'all. - Y'all.

Y'all.

Let me show your goofy ass how to do this.

[man singing on radio] ♪ Huh, good God, y'all ♪

[singing] ♪ What is it good for? ♪

♪ Absolutely nothing ♪

Come on. Come on.

♪ War, huh ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ What is it good for? ♪

♪ Absolutely nothing ♪

Come on. Come on.

- ♪ War, huh ♪ - ♪ It ain't nothing but a heartbreak ♪

♪ War, friend only… ♪

Come on. Come on.

♪ Unh ♪

♪ War, it's an enemy ♪

♪ To all mankind ♪

Do that again.

- Do it again. - Like this?

♪ War has caused unrest ♪

♪ Within the younger generation ♪

♪ Induction then destruction ♪

♪ Who wants to die? Oh! ♪

♪ War, huh ♪

♪ Good God, y'all ♪

♪ What is it good for? ♪

♪ Absolutely nothing ♪

♪ Listen to me ♪

♪ War ♪

♪ It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker ♪

♪ It's got one friend That's the undertaker ♪

♪ Oh, war has shattered ♪

♪ Many a young man's dreams ♪

♪ Made him disabled ♪

♪ Bitter and mean ♪

♪ Life is much too short and precious ♪

♪ To spend fighting wars these days ♪

♪ War can't give life ♪

♪ It can only take it away ♪

♪ Oh, war, huh ♪

♪ Good God, y'all ♪

One will be inserted into the suitcase. The other will be on you.

When you make the drop…

[phone ringing]

Do we have it?

All right, pick it up.

Hello?

- [Sang] You have what I asked for? - I do.

I hope now you realize how serious I am.

Take the money to the alley behind the Foo Chow Restaurant in Chinatown.

You have 29 minutes left.

[in Mandarin] Go by yourself.

[Lee speaks Mandarin]

[in English] Damn, Chen, this is some greasy shit.

You ain't got no better food? Like some chicken wings,

some baby back ribs, some fries or something?

Chinese food, no soul food here.

I didn't say soul food. I said you got better food.

Don't want greasy shit. How you'll sell a box of grease?

[speaking other language]

I'm chilly-a-what?

All right. Come on.

[in English] I'm no punk bitch!

I ain't no punk bitch neither.

- I'm no punk bitch. - I'll knock that hat off.

- [Lee] Come on. - Man, what you got me eating?

- That's eel. - Is it good?

- Very good. - What you got?

- Camel's hump. - What?

Camel's hump.

Mm.

- Kind of good. - [horn honking]

Need a little hot sauce, but it's kind of good, though.

- We still waiting? - Yeah.

How we gonna go about getting Juntao?

How do we know he exists? Ain't nobody never seen him.

I know. He killed my partner.

I'm sorry about that, man.

The reason why I have no partner. That's one thing I learned from my daddy.

Your daddy was a policeman?

Fifteen years, LAPD.

My father was also a policeman.

- Your daddy was a cop? - Not a cop,

an officer. A legend all over Hong Kong.

My daddy a legend too. All over America.

My daddy once arrested 15 people in one night by himself.

My daddy arrest 25 by himself.

My daddy saved five crackheads from a burning building by himself.

My daddy once caught a bullet with his bare hands.

My daddy'll kick your daddy's ass all the way from here to China,

or Japan or where you from and all up that Great Wall.

- Don't talk about my father. - Don't talk about my daddy.

Hey, that your boy?

[Lee] Yes. Let's go.

I better go in first. Ain't nobody gonna recognize me.

Okay. I'll wait five minutes.

Hey, you take my ID.

If anything go wrong,

you bust in like you're LAPD.

- This won't work. I'm not 6'1". - Yes, it will work.

Look, man, it's all about attitude. All right?

Flip it open, flip it closed.

Do it fast. Flip it open, flip it closed.

You'll get it. Look.

Take this.

Hey, man, act like you're from out of town.

I am from out of town.

Don't act like a cop. Act like a tourist or something.

- Don't be so obvious. All right? - Okay.

Okay, no problem.

[hostess in Mandarin] Welcome.

[in English] Hey, how you doing?

- For one? - No, for two.

I'm here for a meeting with Mr. Juntao.

Oh. I'm sorry, I don't know Mr. Juntao.

Look. Maybe you don't understand. I'm Mr. Juntao's lawyer. Legal advisor.

He got into some shit. Told me to come down here.

I'm a very busy man. I ain't got time to come this late. I'm here.

My wife wants me home, baby's been shitting all over.

Would you please get Mr. Juntao?

But I have already told you I don't know Mr…

Do you think I came down for nothing?

You gonna give me gas money?

You got $5 on you?

Would you go upstairs and tell Mr. Juntao to get his ass down?

Thank you.

- Can I sit right here? - Yes, sir.

- Right here? Thank you. - Yes.

- [waitress] Hi. - How you doing. Got any eel?

Sure.

How's your camel hump?

Excuse me?

Where is Roscoe's Chicken 'N Waffles?

- Uh… - [man] Here?

- Huh? - This way?

Uh…

- I'm sorry. I'm from out of town. - [woman] Oh.

[woman in Japanese] Okay.

- Maybe this way. Welcome. - [woman in English] Thank you.

What's that?

[sniffs] No.

[in Mandarin] Sorry for interrupting.

Boss, someone is downstairs asking for Juntao.

Somebody's asking for Juntao.

[continues in Mandarin]

[man in English] No, wait.

Get the girl out of here.

Make sure those two don't leave.

[engine starting]

- [in Mandarin] Thank you. - [in Mandarin] You're welcome.

[continues in Mandarin]

[in English] Juntao will see you.

It's about time.

[Soo Yung screams]

[Soo Yung] Stop it!

Let me go!

[Soo Yung cries]

[Carter] Oh, this is tight.

This ain't nothing like downstairs, y'all.

- [door closes] - Y'all got it going--

What's up, man?

What y'all watching?

Where Juntao at?

Why y'all so quiet?

[grunting]

That was childish, man.

That wasn't even called for!

Now, I came down here to see Juntao,

because he told me to come down here because I'm his half-brother from Beijing.

Me and him got the same mama. [panting]

I'm Blackinese.

We all the same. Oh, hey, man, wait a minute, wait a minute.

You gonna kill me?

If you gonna kill me, put the gun down, fight me like a man.

That's right, fight me like a man. Shit!

Anybody can shoot somebody.

That's what I'm talking about.

Back. Give me some room.

You don't know who you messing with. I'll knock that yellow--

[panting]

Which one of y'all kicked me?

Me.

Okay. All right.

[grunting]

[Lee in Mandarin] Hey, come over here.

[in English] Hold on. Let's talk about this.

Let's talk about this. Hold it.

- [Sang in Mandarin] He's a cop. - No, no.

What that mean? Hey, man, this is a misunderstanding.

Come on, let's pray about this. Come on.

FBI, huh?

[Carter] No, I ain't FBI.

I'm a security guard, I work at the mall.

Now, wipe yourself off.

You're bleeding.

Oh, hell no. No, he just playing, man. He playing. He ain't mean that.

He meant cut me loose.

- Let me go. - Don't move!

LAPD.

[sighs]

[grunting]

[both grunting]

Lee, what you doing?

[glass shattering]

[grunting]

[grunting]

- Lee! - [gasps]

[indistinct chatter in Mandarin]

[in Mandarin] It's okay, don't worry.

[grunts]

[screams]

- [in English] Watch out! - Watch out!

Behind you.

Carter!

Freeze!

[panting] We kicked y'all ass.

All y'all.

[chuckles] Y'all got your ass kicked.

Carter!

[Carter screams]

[people clamoring]

[Carter] Oh, shit.

[both yelling]

[yelling continues]

[both groaning]

I'll kill your ass.

[gunfire continues]

[gun clicks]

- [Lee grunts] - [gasps]

[screams]

[Carter] Lee! Over here, man!

[Lee] Move! Move!

[both screaming]

[Lee grunts]

[both groaning]

Is that my gun?

- It is my gun. - Let's go.

[Carter] Why you gotta drop the goddamn badge, huh?

- Then you threw the gun out the window. - [sirens wailing]

Come on, this way.

[tires screeching]

I got everything under control.

- Don't worry about nothing. - Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!

[Carter] It's cool.

[Russ] Why am I not surprised to find you here, Carter?

Dan, I want these two back at the Consulate immediately.

[indistinct chatter on radio]

Let's take a ride, gentlemen.

You better get your hand off me. Hey, man, he with me.

Hey.

Just let me explain. I'll start from the top.

We were making the drop. Han was about to get his daughter back,

and you two screwed it up.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Didn't you hear what Lee said?

Mr. Lee is on his way to Hong Kong.

Now you get out of here before I file

obstruction of justice charges against you.

We was about to solve the case. We need to go down there…

You're no longer on this assignment, Carter.

Case closed.

[in Mandarin] I only meant to help.

Please forgive me.

I must now rely on the FBI.

They'll take you to the airport.

Juntao was behind this.

Juntao?

[footsteps approaching]

- [in English] Consul Han! - Sorry, sir.

It was all my fault.

Lee would never do anything to jeopardize your daughter's life.

He loves your daughter.

It's a little too late for apologies, sir.

Consul…

You have a call.

We're ready.

Okay, pick it up.

[phone beeps]

[in Mandarin] Hello?

[Sang in English] The ransom is now $70 million.

I will call tomorrow with instructions. You either deliver the money,

or pick up the body of your daughter.

No, please. You must understand. What happened tonight--

[Soo Yung] Father!

[in Mandarin] Are you okay?

[in English] Soo Yung.

- [Soo Yung sobs] - [Han] Soo Yung…

Please tell them I will do whatever they…

Whatever…

Soo Yung!

[phone beeps]

Sorry, man.

Be sorry for Soo Yung.

No hard leads.

None.

Listen, we're doing everything

- we can here, all right? - [door opens]

Tracing everything that's coming into this compound.

Excuse me, Consul. You have a guest.

Jack, let me get back to you, all right?

[Han] Thomas.

I'm sorry, my friend.

I couldn't stand by and do nothing.

["Get Down Tonight" playing]

♪ Do a little dance, make a little love ♪

[phone ringing]

♪ Get down tonight ♪

[music stops]

- [sighs] - [phone beeps]

Hello.

Hey! What's up, baby?

Oh, man, you got guts calling me. I'm gonna hang up.

Hey, wait a minute. Don't hang up.

Look, you know what?

You was right about me, all right?

I'm sorry.

- Are you on drugs? - You was right.

I was egotistic. I was inconsiderate.

- I was self-centered. - Yeah.

I ain't used to partners but it ain't about me.

It's about the little girl.

She gonna die if we don't help her.

You understand what I'm saying?

Not yet, but keep talking.

Look, I think something big is going down tonight, all right?

Need to find out where the Consul's gonna be.

You think you can help me?

I'll see what I can do.

No. I don't need you to see, Johnson. I need you to do it. Can you do it?

[sighs] Okay, Carter.

- All right, one other thing. - Yeah?

What color panties you got on?

[line disconnects]

[cell phone beeps]

[ringing]

- Hello? - [Sang] Consul Han, I want you to go

to the Chinese expo as you planned.

Have the money in the upstairs control room.

Be sure to make no more mistake.

I understand, I want to speak with my daughter!

[line disconnects]

[woman Japanese over PA]

[gasps] What…

[Carter] Excuse me, miss. Who's the captain on this plane?

- [sputters] - It don't even matter.

You go up there,

tell the captain we got a problem on the left side of this plane.

Something wrong with the engine. Need a new alternator.

My supervisor said, "Willy, go on, fix that plane,

put that alternator on."

"Don't let that plane leave till I come there."

You need to go tell the proper authorities

not to move this plane before the FAA comes down,

and we in some shit.

- Go on! - Yes.

- What are you doing here? - Lee, get your ass up.

We got work to do.

Go away. I've disgraced myself.

Lee, what about the little girl? What about…

Leave me alone. A man like you could never understand.

- A man like me? - You are devoted only to yourself.

You're ashamed of being a police officer. You dishonor your father's name.

Look, you don't know nothing about my father.

You say your father is a legend.

My father was a legend.

My father was killed making a routine traffic stop in broad daylight

by some punk who didn't want no ticket.

His partner was supposed to get out and back him up but never did.

My father was just as much devoted as you,

and now he's dead.

And for what? A traffic ticket and some punk?

What's the honor in that?

You believe your father wasted his life, that he died for nothing?

Prove me wrong.

For 15 years, until China resumed control of Hong Kong,

Juntao was the most powerful crime lord in Southeast Asia.

The British tried to close down his operation, but, uh, we failed.

But why the Consul's daughter?

Detective Inspector Lee helped me raid

every known asset of Juntao's operation.

We confiscated millions in weapons and cash,

and a collection of Chinese art

that was unsurpassed in the world.

Then Juntao disappeared. No witnesses.

Do you really think he'll kill the girl?

My advice to you is…

pay the money.

[indistinct chatter]

Consul, I'm going upstairs to make the drop.

Now, I want you to remain calm as if nothing's wrong,

and don't leave Agent Whitney's side even for a moment.

I understand.

[whirring]

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

I am Consul Han.

On behalf of the People's Republic of China,

thank you for coming.

[all applauding]

I am pleased to present 5,000 years of Chinese history and heritage,

a collection which, until recently, was thought to be lost forever.

Man, this is some nice shit.

That Buddha'd go good in my bathroom.

Hey. This is the history of my country.

Priceless pieces of Chinese culture.

If anything gets damaged…

Don't worry about it.

Nothing gonna happen to none of this stuff.

And now we can pass them on to our children.

Pardon me. I…

[speaking indistinctly]

I seen that guy at that Chinese restaurant.

Consul Han has been fighting flu for the past few days,

so perhaps I should finish what he started.

Look, the first thing we gotta do is clear out this riffraff.

If anybody stay behind, they got something to lose.

Wait right here. I'll be right back.

[Griffin] … creating a peaceful future between our two countries.

The more we see the differences and similarit--

[Carter] Hey!

Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen!

- God damn it. - I'm Detective Carter from the LAPD.

- We got Carter here. - [Carter] May I…

What is going on down there?

We just received a threat on the building.

We ask that you please exit the building, as soon as possible,

and please do not panic.

Didn't you hear? Get your shit and go out the door!

Get the hell out! There's a bomb!

[Russ] I don't believe this.

Have agents hold their positions.

[Whitney] Everybody hold your positions.

- [Han] What is going on? - Get out of the building!

Lady, put the glass down and get out of here.

Woman, the exit over there. You gonna get your head blowed off!

Come on, come on, come on!

Come on. Titty, titty, titty.

Get them titties out of here.

Will somebody grab Carter?

[all clamoring]

Juntao. Juntao!

Juntao!

Consul Han, six blocks of C-4 are wired to your daughter in a car outside.

You know, before the changeover, most of this exhibition

was in the hands of a single private collector.

Me.

I worked most of my life

to acquire and catalog

these priceless pieces that you see before you.

And then, in one fell swoop,

it was taken away from me.

But tonight, I shall be paid in full.

Don't move.

She dies if I press this button.

Just be patient.

My transportation will be here shortly.

Stay calm.

- [gun clicks] - Hey, hey, man!

I was gonna tell you, you in a red zone. There's cops all over.

[grunting]

[laughing]

Didn't know I could do it. Put your hands up!

Put your hands up!

I ain't gonna kill you this time. I'm just gonna kick your ass!

[grunting]

- Tell your friends about me. - [keys jangling]

Hey, how you doing?

We've been looking for you. I'm Detective Carter from the LAPD.

Everything is okay now, okay? I'm gonna take you to your daddy.

First, I'm gonna take this vest off.

No, don't touch it!

- I think it'd be safer if we take it off. - No.

I heard them say it will explode.

Okay, I think it'd be safer if we leave it on, okay?

Don't, don't… Don't move.

Where are you?

[pilot in Mandarin over radio] We are 5 minutes away.

All good at the moment. Over.

- [in English] Don't move! - Hold your positions, God damn it!

Do not draw your weapons.

[Griffin] Ladies and gentlemen,

I think we'll call that an evening.

Thank you and good night.

[tires screeching]

[gun firing]

[grunting]

[grunts]

[Carter] Juntao!

[gun cocking]

Juntao!

I got something for you!

I got something you want.

Huh?

I got your bomb right here.

Soo Yung.

[in Mandarin] Papa!

- [in English] No! - [Soo Yung in Mandarin] Papa!

[Carter] Wanna blow something up? Huh?

Come on.

Push the button. Come on.

Push the button.

[softly] What are you doing?

[softly] I'm just playing. Play along.

[in normal voice] Come on, push the button.

Yeah, come on, push the button.

[Carter] Blow everybody up.

Yeah, blow everybody up!

- Push the button! - Push the button!

You heard what she said.

Come on! You got everybody excited about something being blowed up,

and look at your little punk British ass.

Come on! Push the button!

Deal with it, please.

- [Carter] Where you going? - [screams]

[gun firing]

Cover the Consul!

- No. No. - It's okay.

She's a professional. You must take the vest off.

Yes… [sputters] just give me a second.

Just give me a second.

[breathes heavily]

There's a trigger on this vest.

It'll blow if I take it off.

[gunfire continues]

Haven't you done this before?

It's a little different in the practice room.

Everybody take cover. Whitney!

We need more men down here.

Say again. Dan, do you read--

[grunts]

Need some help down here, damn it!

[Johnson] Roses are red,

violets are blue.

Sugar is sweet,

and so are you.

[whimpers]

[groans]

[grunts]

The remote can still set it off.

Get rid of it.

[gunfire continues]

- Is she okay? - Yes.

I know that ain't the bomb!

Get that bomb away from me! Take the bomb outside!

Take the bomb outside.

- Juntao. - Yeah, take it over to Juntao.

Go to Juntao.

- You go that way, I go that way. Go. - All right. Go.

[gun firing]

[grunts]

Don't shoot!

[grunting]

[gasps]

- [clangs] - [grunts]

[gasps]

[both grunting]

[groans]

- [grunting] - [Lee] Whoa!

[grunts]

[yells]

[groans]

[gunfire continues]

Shit!

[bullets ricocheting]

[bullets clinking]

Where are you going?

[gunshots]

Meet me on the roof.

[pilot] Roger.

[grunts]

Juntao!

[groans]

Don't move, man.

Yeah, I been looking for your sweet-and-sour chicken ass.

Oh, your boys ain't here now. Where they at? You all alone.

I kill him.

- Go ahead. - Yeah?

I don't like him. Go ahead.

Put your gun down.

Fight like a man.

What you say?

Fight like a man.

Fight like a man?

All right, I'm gonna kick your ass. Then I'm gonna take your ass to jail.

All right.

Come on, put the gun down.

Same time.

Wipe yourself off, man.

You're dead.

[gun cocking]

- [grunting] - [banging]

[gun clicks]

[grunts]

[grunting]

[groans]

[yells]

[yells]

[both grunting]

[screams]

Oh, thank you, God.

[Lee grunts]

[whimpers]

[Lee groans]

Carter!

Oh, shit. Oh…

[grunts]

[screaming]

Whoo! You know he dead.

Carter!

Help! Do something!

Hey, be cool, man!

[grunts]

Hang on!

I can't hold on anymore!

Hang on for about an hour. I'll get the ambulance. Be right back.

What are you doing?

Just hang on, man. I'll be right back.

- Carter! - I was just playing.

[grunting]

Do something!

I can't hold on anymore!

[both yelling]

[Lee screaming]

[screaming]

Oh, shit!

[Lee groaning]

Thank you! Thank you!

- Lee, what the hell you doing? - I was just being polite.

Well, next time, be polite to my nuts.

I'm sorry. [panting]

- [grunts] - Thank you.

Oh, shit!

[indistinct police radio chatter]

[Han] Excuse me.

Are you all right?

I'm fine.

I owe you everything.

Only your friendship.

- [Soo Yung in Mandarin] Papa. - Soo Yung. Oh.

- Look who's here. - [groans]

What took you so long?

[Lee] I think this belongs to you.

[in Mandarin] Thank you!

I think you should come with me, you know.

Get on the plane when you get off work. You know, you fly for free.

- Carter. - I'm a normal Black man

trying to expand my horizons.

Travel a little bit.

- Carter. - See the world.

Man, what y'all doing here? I'm through. I'm going on vacation.

Now, hold on there.

We were coming by to tell you what a great job you did.

And when you come back,

there's gonna be an FBI badge waiting for you.

You serious?

- Yes. - Oh, yeah.

- Come on, man, don't be playing. - No.

I don't know what to say. It's like a dream come true.

[both chuckling]

I got an idea, though. I got an idea.

Why don't y'all

take that badge

and shove it up your ass?

All up in your ass.

I'm LAPD.

Bitch.

First class. I like this. This is tight. I like this.

Can I take your jacket, sir?

My jacket? No, no. You can take this bag, though.

How you doing? What's up?

What's up, man?

- You ready to go? - Yep.

May I offer you some peanuts?

[in Mandarin] Thank you.

You are pretty.

Thank you.

[in English] You never told me you spoke Chinese.

I never told you I didn't. You assumed I didn't.

Man, this is cool, man. Han's letting me go to Hong Kong with you.

I ain't been on no vacation in five years.

We can hang in my crib.

I will show you my 'hood.

Show me a couple Chinese girls.

When I get over there I want a massage. I'm gonna get buck wild.

No police work for two weeks? [sighs]

How long this flight?

- Fifteen hours. - Fifteen hours?

What are we gonna do for 15 hours?

♪ Huh, war ♪

Oh, hell, no!

Stewardess!

Stewardess, get me another seat!

♪ Absolutely nothing ♪

Listen to me. [yelps]

[Carter] Stewardess!

- [man] Action. - [grunts]

[chuckles]

Gone.

[people laughing]

[grunts]

[people laughing]

Don't move! Don't smile!

[imitating gun firing]

[in Mandarin] I believe it was Soo Yung…

[laughs]

[people laughing]

[man laughing]

- [in English] What about your daughter? - [people laughing]

Fifty million dollars? Who you think you got, Kelsey Clinton?

Fifty million dollars? Who you think you got, Kelsey… What's the line?

Fifty million dollars? Who you think you got, Chelsea…

Chelsea or Kelsey?

Fifty million dollars? Who you think you got, Chelsea Carter?

Fifty million dollars?

Who you think you got, Chelsea Grammer? Chelsea…

[man] Who do you think you got, Chelsea Clinton?

Fifty million dollars? Who do you think you got, Chelsea Clinton?

Keep him talking…

[laughing]

[man] Cut. Go back to the beginning.

Was that it? Chelsea… Did I get it?

[grunts]

[yells]

[man] Action.

[glass shattering]

[people laughing]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[groans]

[people talking indistinctly]

[grunting]

[shrieks]

Yeah, right, let me see your badge, buddy!

- This is a fucking joke. - Show me your ass!

[Carter] Show your ass? Y'all's the gayest…

[man] Cut.

[laughing]

You know all that other stuff, but you don't know his name?

[Luke] Man…

People tell me shit.

[sneezes]

- What's wrong with you? - [chuckles] Man.

My daddy once caught… Catch a bullet…

- Caught a bullet… Caught a bullet… - [man] Caught a bullet.

My daddy one caught a bullet by his bare hand.

No bullshit.

[laughing]

What's the honor in that?

You believe your father wasting his life…

[speaking indistinctly]

[laughing]

They must not… Coo… Bleh…

You're right, man. Let's go tell them.

[woman laughing]

Anything goes wrong, you bust in there, act like you're LAP-- Blah, blah.

[laughing]

He cannot speak English.

Man, this is cool, the hung sending us to Hong Kong.

What's that line?

[laughing]

May I offer you some peanuts?

[in Mandarin] Thank you.

[all laughing]

[in Mandarin] You thank?

[speaking indistinctly and laughing]

[in Mandarin] Thank you.

[all laughing]

[in English] See, how difficult is that? My English?

- He even cannot say three words, Chinese. - Offer me some lunch.

- You need some lunch? - I got there. I got it before, Jackie.

See? Now you know how difficult I am.

Ha-ha-ha.

- Look at Jackie. - Ha-ha-ha.

["How Deep Is Your Love" playing]

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Hey, mami, you know that I like it when you call me papi ♪

♪ But it seems like lately, baby ♪

♪ That you've been seeing another chico ♪

♪ And, baby, you know that He can't go… like me ♪

♪ And you know the… Can't freak like me ♪

♪ So, mami, tell me one little thing ♪

♪ How deep is your love for me? ♪

♪ How deep is your love for me ♪

♪ Tell me what it's gonna be ♪

♪ Now do you see yourself… With a… like me ♪

♪ On the low though So your friends won't know, see now ♪

♪ How deep is your love for me ♪

♪ Tell me what it's gonna be ♪

♪ Now, do you see yourself… With a… like me ♪

♪ On the low though So your friends won't know, see now ♪

♪ Ven aqui, little mami ♪

♪ Puerto Rican I see the way you wiggle it ♪

♪ The way you move your body ♪

♪ He can't make it get wetter than me ♪

♪ But I bet he keep telling you He better than me ♪

♪ Ooh, you know that He can't go… like me ♪

♪ And you know he ain't no freak like me ♪

♪ So, baby, tell me one little thing ♪

♪ How deep is you love for me? ♪

♪ How deep is your love for me ♪

♪ Tell me what it's gonna be ♪

♪ Now, do you see yourself… With a… like me ♪

♪ On the low though So your friends won't know see ♪

♪ How deep is your love for me? ♪

♪ Tell me what it's gonna be ♪

♪ Now, do you see yourself… With a… like me ♪

♪ On the low though So your friends won't know, see now ♪

♪ How deep is your love for me? ♪

♪ Tell me what it's gonna be ♪

♪ Now, do you see yourself… With a… like me ♪

♪ On the low though So your friends won't know, see now ♪

♪ How deep is your love for me? ♪

♪ Tell me what it's gonna be ♪

♪ Now, do you see yourself… With a… like me ♪

♪ On the low though So your friends won't know, see now ♪

♪ Yeah, baby ♪

♪ Gonna be, gonna be ♪

♪ Yeah… ♪