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Champagne, no less.

Of course.

I want my parties to be remembered for their elegance.

As well as their fucking.

They will.

They will.

I can't wait to get a load of Stu's new wife.

I bet you can't wait to get a load in Stu's new wife.

You might say that.

I hear the sugar's a real dog, too.

Don't be greedy.

Save some for the party.

These olives are making me horny.

Oh?

Oh.

Hmm.

My, but you do have an insatiable appetite.

Louise and Larry were like bugs in a rug.

Look it up.

Look it up.

What a long tongue you have, my sweet.

Better to eat you with, my dear.

Louise and Larry were the perfect pair.

She loved to run her fingers through his hair.

But she gets careless and she starts to bite.

Oh, now you're in trouble with the head dude. And he might not like it if you

start to act rude.

Put your finger back in.

Oh, he might not love you tonight.

Oh, no, he might not love you tonight.

Oh, that's it.

Lick it. Lick my pussy.

like Siamese twins.

They got turned on by all the forbidden sins.

She gave fabulous head and was great in bed, but just watch out, bitch, or there

might be trouble.

Louise and Larry were as thick as thieves.

He liked to bring his women down to their knees.

Then she started scratching like a cat in heat. Oh, you little tramp, I ought

to paddle your ass.

I'll slap you silly, so don't give me no sass.

Get your act together, mama, treat the man right. Or he might not love you

tonight.

Oh no, he might not love you tonight.

You fool.

Give it to me.

Give it to me.

Louis starts squirming like she's going insane. Oh, you little bitch, you wanna

come so bad.

You're goddamn right, you're gonna know you've been had.

Get your act together, mama, treat the man right. Oh, he might not love you

tonight.

Oh, no, he might not love you tonight.

Honey, give me a little more head

Louise

and Larry they're just two of a kind

She likes to take it up the ass sometimes.

Cause he's just so damn long.

And he's oh so strong. But just watch out bitch. Or there might be trouble.

Louise and Larry were like peas in a pod.

He loved to zap her with his lightning rod.

Then she goes crazy and she squeezes his balls. Oh, you little whore, you're

causing so much pain. But it's so much fun, why don't you do it again?

Get your act together, mama, treat the man right. Oh, he might not love you

tonight.

Oh, no, he might not love you tonight.

I can't.

Please, put it back, baby.

Hi, Teach.

Hi, Coach.

How's it going, Teach? Oh, the way it usually goes.

I'm a bundle of nerves.

It's so hard for me to restrain myself in class.

All those young studs turning you on, huh?

Oh, boy.

Can't seem to take my eyes off their bulging crotches.

I think they go around with perpetual hard-offs. As a matter of fact, I know

they do.

By the way, where are we going today?

Or a matinee.

Your place or mine?

Hey, neither, don't you remember?

We're going to Stu's wedding reception.

Oh, yeah.

I promised his bride for dessert.

Dessert? I can't wait that long.

I'm going to spank you to last for being so horny.

There now.

A little more Spanish flies.

I'll get it.

Larry, what's happening?

Not much.

How you doing, buddy?

What's doing, huh?

Nailed any youngies lately?

Hey, ask her about the cloakroom.

Well, I finished the football team, and now I'm working my way to the basketball

team. Oh, it's true. It's true.

She's got a reputation.

She's the best sock, let me tell you.

God, Louise, what did you do to these olives?

Oh, they're making me horny again.

Just plain olives.

Better than stuffed.

Look,

gang. Look at the present I got for Stu and his new bride.

I don't get it. What is it?

Well, this is how it works.

You put it in your pussy, you press the little remote control button, and bam,

instant orgasm.

Lou wears it everywhere.

I mean, whenever she wants to chuck a little cum, all she has to do is press

the buzzer.

The best part about it is nobody knows what's happening. I want to wear one of

those in my classes.

Yeah, I bet you do, huh?

Didn't I see it on Johnny Carson?

No, I'm serious. This was on Johnny Carson last week. It's a John

hemorrhoid. Yeah a John hemorrhoid Why do you put up your ass

nah, I got a better idea you do

When's the bride and groom coming?

Soon. Let's start the party without them.

Ooh, I thought you'd never ask.

You know, there's nothing more fun than fucking.

Fucking with an audience.

You've got such a nice web of things.

You love to suck cock, don't you?

Hey, let me slip it up your ass.

Uh-uh. Put it in my purse.

You should give classes in sucking cock, teach.

. . .

Oh,

oh,

oh, oh, oh, you,

you give such.

PSA Flight 711 is now boarding at Gate 1.

All San Francisco bound passengers, PSA Flight 711 is now boarding at Gate 1.

Please have your boarding passes ready.

Hello moon, baby. We're gonna have a hell of a party tonight.

You remember Stu, don't you?

Sure, sure I do.

Well, old Stu, he got married.

And we're getting we're gonna break in his new wife today.

Sounds like fun.

I'm getting all wet and juicy just thinking about it.

We don't have to wait, do we?

Yeah, you always did know what to do in a cockpit.

God, Larry.

You sure can fuck a long time.

God, I could fuck you all day.

You do love to suck cock, don't you?

Hey, get the door, will you, Lou?

I'm too fucking busy.

You mean you're too busy fucking?

Ah, shit.

Oh, small cocks to suck and fuck.

Hey, Mitch.

Hi.

Come on in.

Coach and teacher here.

Don't bother to get up.

Wow. Hey, baby.

Aren't you going to say hello?

Hey, Mona, you remember Larry, don't you? Of course she does.

Larry?

I remember Larry.

How are you doing, Teach?

Sure. How could I forget?

Hello, Larry.

Try an olive, Mitch.

They're terrific.

Are they making a horny?

Well, are they?

They sure as hell are.

And would you believe they're just plain stuffed dollars.

Oh, this was worth flying a thousand miles for.

I can hardly wait to feel your big juicy cock open me up.

Oh, that horny wife of mine.

We're putting on a show.

I want to fuck her too. Larry, can I fuck her too?

Oh, I love it this way.

Oh,

God.

Pour it in.

Oh.

Hurry put it back in

What a pink, beautiful cock.

I adore cock.

You got love, yes.

Whoa, we got the moon and stars tonight.

We got love.

We got everything.

We need to make everything all right.

I don't need no fancy car.

Don't want to be a star. I'm happy just being free.

Not working very hard, don't need to travel far, as far as my eyes can

see.

I'm paying the right price, I'm living the good life, and it's all because

of you.

I'm biding my time, I'm not standing in lines, I'm just waiting for you to

come through.

We got love, yes.

Oh, we got the moon and the stars of the night.

We got love.

We got everything we need to make everything all right.

Don't put a grip on my tax. Don't bet money at the tracks. I'm just hanging on

to what I've got.

Don't wear no plastic jeans.

Don't play the slot machines.

But babe, I've got something that's high.

I'm paying the right price. I'm living a good life and it's all because

of you.

I'm biding my time. I'm not standing in line. I'm just waiting for you to come

through. We got love, yeah.

I want to see it. I want to see it. I want to see it start.

Stick it back in, coach. Stick it back in.

Geez. Yeah.

We got love.

We got everything you need to make everything all right. I'm going to come.

I'm going to come.

Hurry.

That's it.

That's it. Oh, shit. Oh, God. Oh, Christ. Oh, Jesus.

Oh,

Jesus.

Give it to me again.

Get it back in my pussy.

Oh, baby.

Oh, God.

Oh,

get it. Oh, it feels good.

Oops.

I was expecting someone else.

Miss Lawson, I have your naked cake.

Oh.

Bring it in.

I'll get you your money.

Would you take it out of the box, sweetie, and just set it on the table?

Yeah.

Hey, baby, put a little spice in your life.

Here, suck on this.

Is it tickling your tonsils?

Oh, yeah, baby. You suck good.

You suck good.

Roll it, baby.

Roll that ass.

Yeah.

Roll that ass.

All right. Roll that ass.

Roll that ass. Roll it baby.

Roll that ass. Yeah.

Oh, God.

Where'd he go?

Why'd you let him get away?

I thought he was kind of cute.

You make me feel like I've been dreaming.

I feel like I've been dreaming my life away

You

made

me feel like I'm on fire

I'm coming. I'm coming.

Yes, I'll get some more.

I'm going to come.

I'm going to come all over your face.

Hey, it stopped raining.

I don't understand why my parents weren't invited to the wedding

reception, Stu.

I'm sure they'd like to meet your fans.

I don't think they'd fit in sugar.

Well, I sure hope your fans like me. Oh, they'll like you. They'll like, they'll

really like you. Wait till you see the wedding present.

It's gonna be a big surprise.

Ooh, I love surprises.

Ooh, we're getting married.

Ooh, we're getting married. We're getting married.

We're getting married.

Stop at a motel first so you can do it to me again.

But, sugar, I just fucked you before the wedding.

But you know I like to do it a lot.

It calms my nerves.

We'll see. We'll see.

Let's wait a minute.

Oh, horny again?

Yeah.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, God.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

I'm going to come.

I'm going to come.

Oh, God. Oh, Jesus. That's God.

Wow.

How do I look?

You look beautiful.

You sure your friends will like me?

Oh, they'll love you, sugar. They'll eat you up.

Hi, Stu.

It's about time.

Come on in.

Lou, I want you to meet my bride.

Pleased to meet you.

I've heard so little about you.

Oh, well, we'll fix all that, won't we, Stu? Oh, yeah.

Hi, there.

Hey, Mona.

Stu.

I want... I want you to meet my virgin bride here.

Hello, Mona.

Stu, look.

Yeah, I see it. I see it. That's really a nice cake.

These are for you.

Thank you. Hope you enjoy them.

Hey, uh, Stu said you really dug sex, so I hope you enjoy these wedding presents.

Of course. We weren't sure about the size of the dildo.

Stu, is it all right if I kiss the bride?

Sure. Be my guest.

Go ahead on.

Well, we're all really anxious to meet you, Sugar.

We always knew it'd take one hell of a girl.

The nails, too.

And believe me, you are one hell of a girl.

Stu, can I talk to you for a minute?

What's the matter with her? Did I do something wrong?

What's the matter?

Did you see what your friend just did?

No, what'd he do?

He kissed me.

Well, I told him he could kiss the bride.

There?

Well, look, it's all right. I mean, we're all friends.

Like one big happy family. It's okay.

Look.

Let's have some champagne.

How you doing, brothers?

Try one of these olives.

But... I don't want an olive.

It's okay. Try it. You'll like it. Louise makes the greatest olives in

town. I know you're going to like them.

Try one more.

Look, I know you're a horny little broad, so I'm going to do something for

you. Come here.

All right, this is the big surprise I promised you, right here.

My buddies are going to fill you with so much cock you're going to be coming for

the next two weeks.

You're going to like this a lot.

You know, those were good olives.

I liked them.

Like a summer night.

A love so sweet.

Cool shivers when she touches me.

A love so right.

I'm never going back. I'm in paradise.

Sugar.

Sugar.

Didn't think that it could happen to me.

You like your wedding present, don't you, sugar?

Hello, baby.

And I never felt this way.

Love's a magic ride.

Give me wings now I can fly.

A love so nice.

Ain't ever going back. I'm in love, I'm in paradise.

We'll see

you then.

when she touches me.

I love the right.

I'm never going back. I love finding paradise.

Ooh, you make me feel like I'm on fire.

Make me feel like I've been dreaming.

Say, oh, you make me feel like I've been dreaming my life

away.

come with me sugar baby come with me baby you make

me feel like i'm on fire

I love fucking. Fuck me again.

Hey, Lou, isn't that the delivery boy that you let go?

Miss Lawson, you forgot to pay for your cake.

What do you say, Teach?

Think we should invite him to the party?

Oh, why not? I think he's kind of cute.

we could love forever my darling we could love

we could love for

Could I give to you all

we could love? We could love.

we could love forever oh sugar

tell me what you're feeling deep inside

sugar if your touch don't run and hide in

your heart mine forever or just

whenever

Sugar, you want someone around?

I want you to leave me, cause I give.

I've never... I've never done this before, Miss Lawson.

You never know it.

I must be dreaming.

We're not dreaming, baby.

This is great.

I've never done this before.

Not with two girls.

You can deliver my cake anytime.

And my cookies, too.

Mmm. With whipped cream.

We got love.

Oh, we got the moon and the stars and the night.

We got love.

We got everything we need. We got everything all right.

I don't need no fancy car.

Don't want to be a star. I'm happy just being free.

Not working very hard. Don't need to travel far. Just far as my eyes.

I'm paying the right price. I'm living the good life and it's all because of

you.

I'm biding my time. I'm just standing in line. I'm just waiting for you to come

through. We got love.

Oh, we got the moon and the stars in the night.

We got love, we got everything, we're gonna make everything alright.

We got love.

We got the moon and the stars in the night.

We got love.

We got everything we need. We got everything all right.

Don't worry about my tax. Don't bet money at the tracks. I'm just hanging on

to what I've got.

Don't wear no classy jeans, don't play the slot machines, but babe, I've got

something that's hard.

I'm paying the right price, I'm living the good life, and it's all because of

you.

I'm biding my time, I'm just standing in line, I'm just waiting for you to come

through. We got love, oh, we got the moon and the stars

and the night.

We got love.

We got everything. We got everything all right.

Got no special set of wheels. Got no time to wheel and deal. I'm not waiting

for my ship to come in.

I'm not talking any jive. I'm not here, but I survive. I know what I've done and

where I've been.

I'm paying the right price. I'm living a good life and it's all because of you.

I'm biding my time. I'm just waiting in line. I just hope you'd accomplish.

We got love.

We got the moon and stars in the night.

We got love. We got everything we need. We got everything all right.

Da, da, da.

What the hell with the cake?

We got love.

We got everything that needs to make everything all right.

I've got a couple left.