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highest-rated adult show of the year here comes undulations with lovely

hostesses Georgia drug and oriental beauty May Lynn hello welcome to our

program undulations as you know our program deals with people's sexual

preferences and tonight we have something very special for you we have

the two top male stars in explicit adult entertainment mr. Jamie Gillis

And Mr. John Holmes.

Thank you very much, Marilyn. It's my pleasure to be here this evening.

And last but not least, we have the president of the International Male

Watchers Society, Ms.

Maggie Miller.

We have some very interesting questions to ask our guests tonight.

But first, let's watch this.

As you know, homosexuals today are more outspoken than ever.

But we women have a more legitimate cause.

Let me tell you about a friend of mine who bears a very strong resemblance to a

famous movie star. She also has a very insatiable sexual appetite.

It's so boring.

Why don't we go to one of those singles bars?

Oh, no.

It's cold out. We've been working all day.

Yeah, but I'm so horny.

Oh, I am too, but I'm just not ready for all those bodies and those people.

It's so cold.

Maybe we could, um, have fun with each other.

I think so.

You have such a nice body.

Ooh.

Oh, it feels nice.

You're so soft.

You are too.

It's good, huh?

Oh,

it's so nice and warm.

Tschüss.

So good.

Does he have a big cock?

The biggest.

Hi.

Guess who?

Me and my friend are here and we need you to come over.

Oh, you will?

See you in a few minutes.

We're ready.

Who is he?

He is the best cock in town.

Which brings to mind the situation under which I met Jamie Gillis. You're going

to talk about that?

Sure.

Here we go.

There he is.

Tell me who it is before you go.

You'll know soon enough.

Jamie, Susan, Susan, Jamie.

Jamie Gillis. Hello.

Is it really you?

Are you really as good as you look in your films?

Of course he is.

What a pleasure.

I've seen all your films.

Are you as good as you look in your films?

I'll do my best.

He is. We've fucked before.

Have you?

Yeah.

Would you like anything to smoke or to drink?

No, thanks. I'm fine just like I am. Is there anything else we can do for you?

How about a little menage a trois?

That sounds nice.

How about you?

Sounds real nice.

Well, come on in.

made love before.

So?

Well, I don't know what you like. I just want to make sure I'm going to please

you.

You can do everything to me.

Me too.

Thank you.

It's swollen.

It's gonna explode.

Oh, God.

Thank you.

Didn't I tell you he was the best?

I haven't fucked him yet.

Oh.

Why don't you come sit on it, honey?

You ready now?

Sure.

I'll give you a chance.

Oh,

God,

he just wears me out.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

And you, Mr. Holmes, how do you feel about women asking you about their

sexual preferences?

How do you feel about that?

Sex on any level, whether it's casual or a serious relationship, is impossible if

you don't have a communication between the two people.

Otherwise, it's basically like masturbating with a skin-covered

container or just masturbation with someone. You have to have communication.

I don't mind.

As a matter of fact, I insist.

on her letting me know what pleases her.

You like to please the lady.

I'm there to please her, but also to please myself.

And it pleases me when she is enjoying herself.

So it's a two-way thing, totally.

If she isn't enjoying herself, I'll stop and talk to her. And if I can't reason

with her or get a communication going with her, then I'd rather just go out

and have a, you know, go to a baseball game or something.

That sounds real good.

What do you do for entertainment after you get off work?

After I get off work?

Work itself is working as a sexual personality is

work itself. It isn't a level of sexual enjoyment until it reaches the point of

climax or orgasm in the sex scene. So basically we are not celebrities.

We are sexual athletes.

That's what you do after work?

No. What makes me do what I do as well as I do is practice off the set and

perfecting with someone I enjoy a sexual thing. And then I can carry that over

into the scenes that I have to portray in the films.

Entertainment on and off stage.

Always, yes.

It's not only a hobby but a lifestyle. I love it.

Personally, I'm all for it. Believe me.

Sometimes men take advantage of women seeking employment.

How might it be if things were slightly different?

Let's see this.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Yes, I'm here in regards to the ad.

Which ad? The car I'm selling?

No, no, the one about the job.

Oh, about the job.

Oh, by the way, I'm Lenny Williams.

Hello, Lenny. Pleasure. About the job.

Well, we need someone with a lot of experience.

I have a lot of experience.

How many years?

Five, almost six years.

Well, we do need a good foreman.

Well, I'm a good foreman, ma'am.

I'll bet you are.

I think you'd like the job, Lenny.

Pays quite good and the hours aren't bad.

But you'll need to pass an aptitude test first.

That's no problem. I'm sure I can pass the test.

Lenny, I find you to be a very attractive man.

Why, well, thank you very much.

Really, I do.

Well, I think you're a very attractive lady yourself.

Oh, thank you.

Seriously, you are beautiful.

And, uh... I want to have sex with you.

That's fine with me.

Amy?

Hold my calls for a while.

I don't want to be interrupted for anything.

How long will I be?

A while.

I'll let you know.

Lenny?

Right here.

Right here.

Now, let me see what your

attributes are.

I knew it.

You like that, Lenny?

Yeah, that tongue is nice.

Right there. All the way down to my throat, huh? Okay.

Oh, yeah.

It's pretty hard to do.

Got such a big cock.

Yeah.

Stick it in my mouth. Stick it.

You like that, don't you, huh?

Yeah, you do too.

It's my turn to get undressed.

Mm.

Mm.

Like those?

Nice.

Come here.

See that pussy?

Yes, I do. You're going to fall. You're getting so excited, I'll fall over.

I'll get you. See that? Yeah.

See that?

Yeah, it's OK.

You want to go down there?

I want you to lick my pussy.

Let me get my skirt off.

I want

you to fuck me. I want you to fuck me.

Grab those cheeks, huh?

Easy, easy, easy.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

in an intimate situation, men let us know just what to do to pleasure

themselves. How would it be if things were slightly different?

How much is this painting?

Oh, this is $25.

I'm afraid I don't have $25 on me.

Oh, perhaps you can pay in a different way.

How? Come on, follow me.

You have a very interesting accent. Where are you from?

From Germany.

Really? My father owns this store.

Where's your father?

Oh, he's not here.

Show me what you have.

Come on, take off your clothes and relax.

Bye.

Yeah.

I'll give you two pictures now.

I don't want the pictures now. Now I want you.

Maggie, tell us how you feel about male prostitution.

I think it's great. I don't mind telling you I have a little black book at home

with a couple of hot numbers.

And when I'm in the mood for something special, I don't mind calling a cute

little young stud and having him come over and service me.

You know, I think that that's basically every woman's fantasy is having to pay a

man to have sexual favors with him. Have you ever paid someone the first time,

talked someone into having sex for money the first time?

Well, not directly, but I have a friend that did.

I would love to hear about that.

Come on in, Jerry. Have a seat.

Oh, thank you.

So how's the baby?

Oh, the baby's doing okay.

You know, and Bridget?

Well, Bridget's all right, but there's no sex for six weeks.

Well, you have to expect that when you have a baby.

Yeah, well, it's driving me crazy, I'll tell you that.

Yeah, Bridget and I talked about that for a while. That's why I invited you

over. I thought maybe I could help you out a little bit with your problem.

Well, that's what Bridget told me.

I don't know, even though we're friends and all, I'm still a little nervous.

Well, we're not doing anything behind Bridget's back. It was her idea.

Yeah,

I guess so.

You know, it makes me very happy that you're such a good friend. I wish there

was something I could do for you.

Well, you'll get your chance.

I'll tell you what I want you to do to me.

I like you a lot. You know that.

I like you too.

Yeah.

When two people have never made love before, sometimes they just don't know

what to do to turn each other on. So I'll just tell you what I like, and when

I'm ready, then maybe we can start the penetrations.

What do you like?

Well, right now, why don't you just relax a little bit and let me kiss you?

Okay.

I would really like it if you play with my tits.

They look so big.

That's why I like having them touched.

A bit.

You bite on it really hard.

I want you to eat my pussy.

Do you do this to bridge it a lot?

Keep flicking your tongue.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, I really like that.

Now let's get in a more comfortable position.

Oh, I don't want you to stop doing that yet.

Light that up.

Yeah.

Let me lay down here.

Oh,

yes.

Is that the right spot?

Oh, perfect.

Don't stop what you're doing.

Your pussy is so wet.

Oh, you made it that way.

Oh,

Jerry.

Oh, Jerry, that felt so good.

You think you're ready to fuck me now?

I think so.

Let me help you tape up your pants.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh, what a nice cock.

Mmm.

Why don't you fuck me in my mouth first?

That's it suck it.

Ah.

I want you to fuck me now.

I'd be fucked.

Oh, yeah.

Can I take my clothes off first?

Yeah.

Would you mind if I take mine off, too?

No, no, go ahead.

come to.

Oh yeah.

Thank you.

Oh, that feels so good.

I want to make you come, too.

Oh, yeah.

No, this way, I think I'm going to have a kid every year.

Well, anytime you need help, just come on over.

I'll remember that.

I have a question.

What turns each one of you on?

Like, for me, it's a really sexy movie.

I'll tell you, for me, nothing does it like one of those male dancers in the

nightclubs. I love open and really sensuous people.

Well, me, I jerk off to John Holmes movies a lot.

That's my favorite answer.

I'm spoiled. I like very small, petite ladies who are very feminine.

Oh, and of course this.

Is that what I think it is?

Let's just call it repé.

Yes? That's the French word for it. Repé.

Is he still in a row?

Oh,

an amateur. I can tell by the way she hits it.

My goodness.

You ever notice how they start out so delicately?

And in three months it's like a vacuum cleaner.

Sure, I'll come up and see if you've got any coke.

Get some coke, I'll come up.

Amazing, they won't even wash their hair if you've got coke.

That's right.

Oh, what a treat.

Isn't it nice?

I'm always afraid I'll miss my nose and I'll have to sniff my skirt.

Well, there's always one way of looking at it.

I know this is a talk show. Are we just going to talk about it or are we going

to do something about it?

Well, I'll go along with that.

I knew there was something we could get into. Yeah, I'm into that.

Sounds like fun to me. You think we could just, you know, we're on

television. Dancing really turns me on. Why don't we get a little one-at-a-time

dance number here and watch the ladies take on their clothes?

Well, I'll tell you, why don't we direct and you dance? Yeah. That's right.

There's nothing like a male dancer.

Let's hear it for women's lives. Good idea.

We'll just sit back and let them do whatever they want.

Well, why don't we just start by taking our clothes off maybe, huh?

Do you think that sounds like a good start?

Does that sound good?

I mean, I like to go with the flow.

Does that sound good to you girls?

Ooh, the boy's just coming in done already.

I'm going to flash your hearts. It is pubic TV. It is pubic television.

Well, if it's ladies' choice, excuse me. Excuse me.

You got it.

What do you think about this?

You like it?

Well,

it looks like George has got a better handle over there, so you two don't

mind.

Bitches just have something.

How are we going to feel more comfortable in here, huh?

It's the old zipper-stuckers here.

Okay, how is it?

Thank you.

I bet that feels so good.

Oh. Oh.

How about yours?

Oh, come on. I hear it so good.

Oh, you like it so much.

You have your chance. Now it's my turn.

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